Mad at the Internet (April 17th, 2026) 2026-04-17

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Unknown_35: I truly jinxed myself by playing Israeli music to start the stream. That's what I get. I had forgotten to switch over my output from kick only to the Rumble studio, which I have done. So now I should be live on everything.

Unknown_35: Just managed to fuck up everything. I was feeling good. I launched early. I said hello to chat before I went live.

Unknown_35: And I have to eat crow for it. So hello, everybody. Sorry for the rough start. Um, I've had a pretty good week, pretty relaxing, uneventful week, kind of. I did a little bit of work on stuff. Um, how was your week? How was your weekend? I've been told that if I want to get a $2 million rumble contract, I have to repeatedly ask everyone, how was your weekend? So I expect, um, everyone to tell me that they had a great fucking week and I don't, I mean, it's not the same. How will your weekend be? You have to prognosticate to the future. What are you going to do this weekend? How are you going to have fun?

0:00:38
Unknown_35: In case you're wondering, I'm shitting on Jeremy Hambly already. PPP had a very ill-fated schedule. I don't know if he explained what he was doing. I think he did, but just in case, I won't explain what he was doing.

0:01:13
Unknown_35: He had a prior engagement, and he was not around this week to shit on Jeremy Hambly every single day for five days. And you know what? Honestly, it's for the best. Because there's been kind of a lull with the whole ordeal. And when PPP comes back, he's only going to get to recap the entire week like I do. And I'm sure that stream is going to be nine hours long. And then he'll have three other streams to make that are nine hours long. And it'll probably be better for him in that regard.

Unknown_35: And it'll jostle things a little bit. Because whatever momentum is still going... and people being angry at the quartering, which is still pretty immense. It'll be reignited once the banners are raised upon PPP's return from exile.

0:01:58
Unknown_35: Anyways, let's put the Neil Maham up. I am still on YouTube, so I will be broadcasting with the Neil Maham to indicate to me not to say terrible things because Neil Maham is watching, and he may be upset by this.

Unknown_35: Let's see.

Unknown_35: rate so the youtube no man it's always such a pain in my fucking ass there we go there's the real numbers coming in 300 from that i was gonna say my shit never fucking works all right so chat let's start with the news i've got uh first off i have got this japanese woman This Japanese woman sold a date to one of her simps. And honestly, she kind of reminds me of the, like, there's that really creepy picture of, like, a girl with, like, stringy black hair for bangs, and her face is, like, completely blasted, and she's got, like, this long face that people compare Momokun to. And that's what she reminds me of. It's kind of unsettling, uncanny valley. But her simp, and you can see his profile here, you can see his face, paid for $4,000 for a date with his favorite idol, and then found out her bodyguard was her husband.

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Unknown_35: Apparently, after they met, he discovered her bodyguard was actually her husband, and she had paid for all three of them. So she got to have a nice trip to Disneyland Tokyo or whatever.

Unknown_35: But you should... I mean, what's the disappointment there? Oh, it worked! If you gift 10 subs, it actually shows up in the chat now. I can't fucking believe it. Praise be to Claude. To Claude spelled with a V. ClaudeOpus4.7 has come out and found the issue and fixed it. Hell yeah. Thank you.

Unknown_35: Awesome. Okay. That's a big super chat too. Thank you.

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Unknown_35: Anyways. $4,000 for an idol. My concern with this is, like, you know they're never going to date you for real. Like, you know you have no chance. Do these people genuinely believe that, like, if they take their idol out on a $4,000 dinner, the idol will be like, Oh my God, you are so handsome, and you talk so sensitive from the soul. You are a real genuine person. I would love to be with you forever. Do they actually believe that, that that is in the realm of possibility of all things? Yes? For real? There's no way. Oh my god, KiwiFriend. Thank you very much. That's crazy, bro. I appreciate it.

0:04:47
Unknown_35: Unfortunately, I will not go out on a date with you.

Unknown_35: I apologize.

Unknown_35: the delusional by animal. I don't know. Here's what they need to do. They need to sacrifice one of the idols. Like every so often they need to do decimato on the idols and they just need to pull their number and be like, listen here, we got to keep the grift going for the rest of us. So you're going to have to go out on a dinner date with one of these whales and you're going to have to actually marry them. And yes, it has to be like a Saudi Arabian Prince or whatever. It has to be a real guy who, And you have to tell everybody that you were just so enamored by the quality of his character and his soul that you just fell in love with him on the spot. And it's like, no, don't make me marry the Simpsons.

0:05:26
Unknown_35: Not to me.

Unknown_35: And then they suffer.

Unknown_35: Someone's got to, listen, you got to take an L for the team. All right, lady. You got to hook up with them so everyone else can keep getting their money.

Unknown_35: They actually did something like that, but with an actual hooker.

0:06:07
Unknown_35: How does that work? If it's a hooker, then it doesn't count. That doesn't make any sense.

Unknown_35: Okay. Next.

Unknown_35: Apparently, there is a special emergency channel that pilots are supposed to use to declare maydays and stuff, but the pilots have decided to wolf and bark and grr in them instead. Let's hear it from NBC Now.

Unknown_30: Making some noise over the radio? I don't know. What do you call it? Well, I'm just going to let you listen. Listen to this.

Unknown_13: Meow. Meow.

Unknown_17: You guys need to be professional.

0:06:42
Unknown_13: This is why you still fly an RJ.

Unknown_30: They're barking. Air traffic control having to remind them to be professional. When we asked the FAA about this.

Unknown_35: Royal Jordidian. That's funny. They're flying the Royal Jordidian. I don't know how the, how do they know what airliner they're on? So they're saying you're flying a Royal Jordidian. And he's like, that's a, that's embarrassing, bro.

Unknown_30: They said they investigate all situations where pilots may have violated any regulation. Let's bring in Tom Costello. First of all, A lot of thoughts here. I'm not going to give my takes, but let's just say, number one, RJ means what? Regional jets? Regional jets. That was like a dig then.

0:07:23
Unknown_35: Oh! Not rare. Okay. Regional jets.

Unknown_30: The air traffic controller is basically saying, your antics are why you're not hitting the big leagues. Okay, fuck that.

Unknown_35: Does the FAA... I guess the FAA doesn't have... It's been a pilot meme for 20 years. I guess it's... I guess because they can't track it, right? If you just open the communications and you go, woof, woof, they have no way of detecting that that's you, right? You know what I mean? So I guess the FAA just sits there and sees because they can't do anything about it.

0:07:57
Unknown_35: Anyways, that's pretty funny. I have nothing more to add to this.

Unknown_35: Oh, Lunduk, my favorite. Okay, so Lunduk is a... Lunduk follows me? What the... I've yelled at this guy on Twitter, and now he follows me. I don't know what's going on recently. My Twitter cloud is growing, for better or for worse. Lunduk recently said, or announced, this is his little pet project. He's in tech, and he boomers out about tech things. And I mentioned this a long time ago, but to recap, on Linux, and there is a serious thing that I have now developed a more... complex, well-thought-out opinion on is X11 versus Wayland. X11 is a very, very old window compositor, which is a part of the operating system for handling graphical user interfaces. Very exciting stuff. It's a little bit old, so they've been trying to replace it with something called Wayland for a very long time, and they're getting some momentum. The problem is that X11, even though it's a very old project, is very battle-tested. And I actually have two GPUs in my computer and I've been trying to play games and trying to play games with two GPUs on Linux is really hard. It breaks constantly.

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Unknown_35: Programs will switch over GPUs. They'll be rendering on one GPU and displaying on one output. So then they have to like traverse frames across the PCI board to render them. And it's just awful. Like it breaks constantly. And I've had more success with X than I have with X11, as opposed to Wayland.

Unknown_35: So X11 is officially deprecated, and they're trying to move from X11 to Wayland, which just isn't ready, especially if I'm trying to... Like, Linux-native video games like Dota don't properly work on Wayland with multiple GPUs. X11 doesn't have that issue. So they've been trying to get off of X11 to Wayland, and the chuds have been resisting this by forking X11 into something called Xlibra.

0:09:42
Unknown_35: However... the guy that runs X Libra had some sort of controversy where he said something. I don't know. Maybe he said something like turn the boats around or whatever fucking inane bullshit that qualifies for the platforming and technology circles. But he got canceled for some bullshit like that. And so, uh, they've been censoring any attempt to mainstream X Libra as a continuation of the X11 project. And to the point where on the official Arch Linux wiki, they have deleted the article for X Libra, which is a big deal. It sounds like it's not a big deal, but the Arch Linux wiki is one of the best, most highly maintained, highly well-trusted Linux sources collectively. The Arch wiki is like a source of truth for anyone trying to figure out why their fucking Linux computer is not working at any given time, no matter what thing you're using.

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Unknown_35: So the fact that they're getting that stuck up their ass about it, that they're deleting articles on the Archwiki, effectively reduces the canvas of the platform enough that people won't even find out about it because they're pretending it doesn't exist because they're so gung-ho on replacing X with Wayland. even though there's a large demand for, for Waylon. So I just like to remind people every so often because, um, there seems to be a consensus that like censorship shit is on its way out. And it's not really in the same way that like when censorship was really bad from like 2016 to 2024, um, and the chudge just kind of had to hang low. It's the same thing with like the woke queers in tech. Um, they're just sitting around waiting for the day that midterm sweep and then they get the trifecta in 2028 and they're going to come back with the vengeance. And they're still trying to throw their weight around in the circles that they're most secure in, which is like open source circles and stuff. Because to remind you, the reason why they're so popular, so powerful in tech and Wikipedia is that they have infinite free time. They just do drugs and HRT and watch anime and they don't go outside or do anything. They don't have family or friends. They have no dependents they have no responsibilities so they just like invade things like Wikipedia editing and the Arch Linux documentation management and open source software and they just use all their free time to completely overwhelm any competition from like normal people who have other shit they care about and are more sane to drive them out and take control of projects just by being so productive that it's hard to reign them in at all so it's an active it's an active issue to have to deal with these people all the fucking time

0:12:25
Unknown_35: Anyways, next.

Unknown_35: Oh, this is awesome. Okay, so this Amerimut.

Unknown_35: Furry Nazi. It's not a joke. He's Amerimut. We can take a look here at his Amerimut status.

Unknown_35: Like, look at this. He has colored eyes. He has, like, blue eyes. But he's, like, the most... He looks exactly like the Amerimut meme. I don't know what else to tell you. He looks like J.D. Vance if he was fat, brown, Mexican, and somehow blue-eyed at the same time. And this is his Facebook profile where he has, like... I don't know what a Lizzie Gobbler is, but that looks like furry porn.

0:12:57
Unknown_35: Uh, and then there's like some chudly stuff here and some weird cartoon, cartoon worshiping. Okay. So very mentally ill guy. And he decides I'm going to go shoot up some people in Oklahoma that are, uh, more, more, uh, less of a worthless eater than I am. So here he is. He walks in and I guess he, I don't know what happens here cause there's no sound, but it's like, He pulls out his gat, okay?

Unknown_35: And I think he makes some kind of, like, chud speech to this guy on the bench. He's like, here I am. I'm going to grab your gizzly gutter or whatever. I guess they're probably watching this in real time. He's hiding behind a vending machine. He pulls up the gun. I don't know. He must have fired a shot because they're not looking around. But he's like pointing the gun around. She leaves. He's stuck on the bench. And I think, yeah, he's like saying like, alas, ye, I have had enough of cyberbullying. Your gizly gutter is mine. I'm going to gift you all. Unfortunately, I believe that this closed circuit television was probably being watched by the principal, whose office is right there by the door. And he tactically deploys himself. And tackles the fucking guy and brings him down and even grabs the gun and pulls it away. And he applies the full weight of his mass. And then even a second, even more brick house guy comes out and also applies his mass and gets the gun out. As funny as this, the principal did actually get shot in that exchange, and even after being shot, applies 100% of his body weight. And here he is. You may not like it, but this is Kirk Moore, and this is the ideal human physique. This is apex masculinity, ready to mog everybody in the process, okay?

0:14:44
Unknown_35: One of the only good boomers of all time. We put him on the list. It's like 10 names long.

Unknown_35: Next.

Unknown_35: This is an article that I found and I shared on my quickie forums.

Unknown_35: There is a Pakistani hospital. Obviously, I'm sharing this because I want to cast some doubts on people of specific origins, possibly completely inundating our medical fields and taking residency spots from Americans.

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Unknown_35: But a Pakistani hospital infected 331 children with HIV and because they reuse syringes. So instead of just throwing syringes away, they wanted to save approximately 10 cents per syringe and instead just infect children with HIV. Pakistan does have an HIV epidemic, and it appears that 5 out of 100, I think, was the number, approximately 5% of the population. But specifically, 4 or 5 out of 100 pregnant women seen at this hospital did have HIV. which would be one of the highest rates in the entire world. So they're just reusing syringes and infecting children in the process. 331. And in case you're wondering, no, nobody is in trouble for this. Babies just now have HIV. And, you know, shit happens when you live in Pakistan. So you just got to live with it, I guess.

0:15:58
Unknown_35: Uh, no onsite doctor dental student died in ICU overseen by remote telehealth physician who pronounced him dead on a video screen. Lawsuit says a 26 year old dental student in Connecticut died in intensive care. Uh, that was overseen by a remote telehealth doctor who pronounced him dead on a video screen after failing to effectively communicate his medical needs. A lawsuit says, so this is the current pet project of, uh, people being angry about immigrants on Zitter. Um, uh,

0:16:32
Unknown_35: There are a limited number of vacancies for residences in the United States. And for whatever reason, we are just completely incapable of filling these residences with Americans. And what's also crazy is that in the 1990s, we actually capped the number of residencies per year. Uh, for whatever reason, there was actually a fear that we were going to have too many doctors, too many medical professionals running around curing illnesses, taking care of people, uh, in small towns. And so out of fear of reducing the compensation of doctors, The federal government put a hard cap on residencies, and as a result, we now have too few doctors, and we outsource basically everything by telehealth now. I got my prescription renewed from my site, and the optometrist was remote. So it's like everything was handled by an assistant. And then when it came time to actually writing the script, I talked to a doctor by a TV screen for approximately five minutes, and that was it. So I used to have, when I lived in Niceville, I had a doctor who took care of my eyes, and I would see her every year, and I knew who she was, and I came in every year like clockwork to update my prescription because my eyesight's terrible. And nowadays, nah, fuck that. It's just, you just talk to a TV screen.

0:17:57
Unknown_35: And I guess you also die by TV screens. So our limited vacancies are going to doctors who might just leave the fucking country because why would you stay here if you have no connection to the country whatsoever? Or they're just going to bilk the country for whatever it's worth and then take all that money back. But the main thing is that we're not making American doctors anymore, and we have to share doctors by TV screen.

0:18:34
Unknown_35: Next.

Unknown_35: Ooh, this is England. This is England suffering. Look at this fucking bitch. Look at how hideous she is. Isn't she one of the ugliest women you've ever fucking seen? That's crazy. I love how the women also have to wear the ridiculous powdered wigs. That's really funny to me.

0:19:09
Unknown_35: So a Pakistani woman named Shabana Mahmood has stripped a native British man of his British citizenship for the first time in history. Uh, Mark Bullen was a constable actually. And, um, uh, he was alleged to have been giving material support to Russia. And that was the basis for stripping him of his citizenship, as it says here.

Unknown_35: Uh,

Unknown_35: A former police officer has become the first British-born person to be stripped of citizenship over their links to Russia. Mark Bullen had his passport revoked on national security grounds by Shabana Mahmood, the Home Secretary, after having worked for more than a decade at the Hertfordshire Constabulary. Well, you know what? I happen to have it on good authority that the constables over at Hertfordshire are fucking useless pieces of shit. So fuck them. I hope they deport him to Liberia where he belongs. The unusual move normally associated with alleged terrorists and dangerous gangsters came after Bullen was stopped by police at Luton Airport in question on suspicion of being involved in hostile activity on behalf of a foreign state. So, there you go. Pakistanis be taking citizenship from British folks who I guess now are just fucked. Maybe he can become Russian and go fight in Ukraine. He can have fun with that shit.

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Unknown_35: And if that wasn't enough good news, Morrowind Game of the Year Edition shared this lovely graph. I want to blow this up, actually, so I can...

Unknown_35: give you some dramatic tension here. So the question is, compared to the following US states, where do you think that the UK ranks in average income per person? So you got some real fucking poor states in the United States. You got Louisiana, you have West Virginia, like the states that jump to mind as some of the poorest in the entire country. And surely you would think in your head, if you were to line up the average income of European countries like the UK and as a state, based on their average income, surely the average income of a person in the UK must be high up. When I think of the UK, I think of the London Exchange, the pound sterling, their rich fiscal history, their history in the Industrial Revolution, their railroads and their steel and coal mines. So you think probably up there with like Pennsylvania in terms of average income. So if we ask the British people, Perceived ranking. They actually agree with that assessment. And the average British person says, you know what? Probably 7th. Somewhere around Connecticut, Delaware, Colorado, North Dakota. North Dakota is that high? That's because they got petroleum, I think. I think that's like that natural gas and shit they got there.

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Unknown_35: And there you go. So they're pretty high up there. They would say, and many people would go, yeah, that makes sense. UK is probably up there with like New Jersey, at least.

Unknown_35: But then we have reality. So we got...

Unknown_35: Massachusetts, Washington, California, Connecticut, Delaware. Oh, below Nebraska? Below Illinois? Below Wyoming?

0:22:15
Unknown_35: Dead last. If the United Kingdom was a state of the United States, the average British person would earn less money than people in West Virginia, Louisiana, Alabama.

Unknown_35: And I don't know if that includes like Guam and Puerto Rico. Probably not, because it says 51.

Unknown_35: I think they're only counting states, but... You gotta be looking at Guam and Puerto Rico to get those... Get those incomes and make it fair for the boys in the UK. Suffer! They're poor! Their GDP is low! Their average income has decreased! Their quality of life is going down! Fuck them.

0:22:53
Unknown_35: Um...

Unknown_35: Okay, so this is a statement from a comedian called Pete Davidson. And as a joke police officer myself, we're going to be policing this joke. Here's what Pete Davidson had to say. Okay. It turns out adult content hints different when you start seeing the world through a dad lens.

0:23:38
Unknown_35: But he said, clipped that it's hard to watch porn in front of her, but he kidded. I still did. I powered through. So now that he's looking at girls who are taking it up the butt from black dudes, he's thinking, wow, she could be my daughter if I fuck this up. My own flesh and blood could be out there sucking black dick. Isn't that terrible? And even with that in mind, he was able to finish. Thanks for letting us know, Pete Davidson. Appreciate it.

0:24:15
Unknown_35: Next. Oh, boy. Okay, so this is the pedophile segment, in case you're wondering. I've got to talk about Pragmata again. So Pragmata put out a little...

Unknown_35: What's the word? A little advertisement, a little community engagement to get people psyched for their new game.

Unknown_35: And so they did this. Pragmata tweeted on their official account, marked with even the gold star, it says, Support a streamer and get the Cryanna Twitch chat badge. Starting now until April 30th, get this very special badge by purchasing or gifting subscriptions to streamers live in Pragmata. So once the first streamers get early access copies of the game and they're playing it on Twitch, if you were to gift or buy a sub watching their streams as they're playing Pragmeta, you would unlock globally the Cryanna Twitch badge. Now, this is the little girl. And you might notice that she's crying. Now, that's the emote. Now, I have some history here with the crying emote. and I have some users on my site who tried to tell me I am a schizophrenic retard for indulging this conspiracy. However, it seems to be canonical at this point in time, as far as I'm concerned, that the crying emoji, as they say here, You guys know exactly who your audience is, and we greatly appreciate the honesty. And we have the crying emojis everyone was owing out of respect.

0:25:29
Unknown_35: All the replies to this are lollicon shit. I actually have this guy blocked because he's a lollicon. He has the snowflake in his username. If you're a lollicon, I block you on Zitter just so you know. But yeah, lots of really gross replies to that. This guy in particular, shout out to him.

0:26:09
Unknown_35: Username CenturyZetaZ says, Diana from Pragmeta has been censored. Instead of wearing spats, she now has some weird gray mesh under her coat. Said coat has also been made significantly larger. I miss the days where we could see girls' panties in video games. Now even spats are too much, apparently. And this guy has many, many posts comparing frame-by-frame prior game footage that allowed you to see the six-year-old robot child's bum-bum and how now she's wearing a trench coat that has, like, I guess she has, like, a robot body. Like, that's all machine instead of, like, a human torso. So he's upset about that.

0:26:46
Unknown_35: Another win for Cunning Bros crying. This is one of the other replies to the other thing.

Unknown_35: So, in addition to pushing out their lolly shit game, they decided to make a very interesting sus partnership. They have officially affiliated with the Sphere Hunter, who is going to be streaming with them, with the actual Capcom developers on Twitch. on Capcom USA's official Twitch page. Now, if you know who the Sphere Hunter is, that might be a little bit of a crazy crossover, because the Sphere Hunter just so happens to be the tranny that Andrew Kumia allegedly fucked. Allegedly, once upon a time, based on the opinions of the ONA past, Kumia did fuck this tranny. And in case you're thinking, a tranny? Are you sure?

0:27:24
Unknown_35: Let's see, we got Susie Hunter, the Sphere Hunter, saying... By the way, this looks fucking pornified. I don't know what it is about this character design, but this looks fucking pornified to me. Pragmata looks like a game that was made in the early 2000s, but lost to time. Here's the review.

0:28:01
Unknown_32: where no one has gone before. This is a game that is saying and doing so much with its first and current only entry. The best way to explore the title's ideas is to start talking about them. So let's double air dash into the 3D generated rogue AI apocalypse that is Pragmata.

Unknown_35: I wonder what it is about this game that appeals so much to Troons. I really, really wonder what it is about the game that just applies to Troons so much that they gotta specifically reach out to the Troon demographic. It is a mystery.

0:28:34
Unknown_35: Anyways, here's the developer meetup. This is why, even though I like a lot of what Japan has to offer... I must unfortunately be continuously racist towards the Japanese. And these recent revelations have not helped the matter at all.

Unknown_35: They have a weird fucked up relationship with sex and the youth. That's why their birth rate is zero. Because Japanese women see this shit and they're like, I would rather just live alone with my five cats and then not have sex with stinky Japanese Moidaru.

0:29:21
Unknown_35: That's life. Josh is Korean? It's true. It's alleged that I am Korean.

Unknown_35: Next, this has been going viral on the internet. The uppercase I internet, the only one. The chud has manifested in real life. Now, my understanding with the chud is that he is a schizophrenic. He showed up to this house demanding to see someone's daughter. However, there is no daughter in the house. It's a pregnant woman and her son. I think he's got the wrong address.

0:29:54
Unknown_35: but that did not stop this from going viral. So the chud shows up himself. What does the chud want? Let's take a listen.

Unknown_10: Open the door, please. For what?

Unknown_10: I just want to make sure that... The husband's not at home.

Unknown_35: This was a thing that people were discussing on Twitter. He is using his ring doorbell to communicate remotely. When this guy did show up, he actually did drive the fuck back home, but it's just his son, his young son, and his pregnant wife at home.

Unknown_14: Everything's okay. Everything's normal. What do you mean? I don't know.

Unknown_10: I just figured I checked on something. I don't know.

0:30:29
Unknown_35: I would like to point out that he is wearing an anime T-shirt. If you can identify the show of this, please post it in chat so everyone knows that you're fucking weird. What do you want, man? Get out of my house.

Unknown_08: Open this fucking door.

Unknown_14: Where's your daughter, man? Where's your daughter, man? What are you talking about? Where's your daughter? Who's in there with you? Bro.

Unknown_10: Bro, if you don't leave... Open this fucking door. Open this door, I'm breaking this fucking down. You understand me?

Unknown_35: Is Demon Slayer the one that opens with rape, and then the entire plot is that they rape, and then there's a slayer that goes and kills the monsters, but they have to rape to reproduce, so the plot twist is that all the killing just resulted in more rape, because every time one of them dies, they have to go rape again. Oh, that's Goblin Slayer. Okay, sorry.

0:31:15
Unknown_14: Leave my house. You don't...

Unknown_14: Are you okay?

Unknown_14: Is everyone in this house okay? Everyone's okay. What do you want?

Unknown_35: He's just staring at the camera now. He's really chunky.

0:31:48
Unknown_35: think he starts screaming at some point i have a limiter can you leave my house please you open the door please you have nothing to do with my house can you leave my house you know what my name is i don't know who you are you don't belong this neighborhood that's for sure this is my neighborhood though yeah i live there i don't know you my name is harry dresden

0:32:21
Unknown_09: Open the door. This is my neighborhood. Open the fucking door.

Unknown_35: You can hear him calling police.

Unknown_08: No. Or I will fucking end you. Do you understand me?

Unknown_35: The guy laughed. His wife is potentially in mortal danger and he's laughing.

0:32:55
Unknown_35: oh no the bell the bell was not properly adhered to the stucco fixture oh

Unknown_17: I know, okay, him screaming as closely to the camera as humanly possible is obviously like the content here.

Unknown_35: But let's just take a second to acknowledge the fact that he's wearing a trench coat on top of an anime t-shirt, which he's also wearing with sweatpants and sandals. Steal his look, guys. Get his aura. Because you're going to have to dress like him if you want to scare a pregnant woman.

0:33:50
Unknown_35: There you go. That's the chud jacking out. I think actually the arrest is also recorded as well.

Unknown_35: Okay, the police have shown up. I guess he was just there when they showed up. I'm actually surprised to see that the cops arrived so quickly.

Unknown_35: And that they actually treated this seriously as opposed to just doing nothing. He must live in a nice neighborhood.

Unknown_35: Yeah, I think that's a nice cul-de-sac right there, chat.

0:34:31
Unknown_16: Where is this at?

Unknown_16: I'm blocked. Okay.

Unknown_16: Wait, what is this?

Unknown_35: Reddit mod freaks out at a neighbor video.

Unknown_35: Here's the inside camera. He got inside the house?

0:35:03
Unknown_35: Really? He got inside?

Unknown_06: What the fuck?

Unknown_13: Victor, you around? You like raping little girls, bitch?

Unknown_33: Oh, okay.

0:35:37
Unknown_35: So he, the husband arrives home and he's got a shovel and I think they trade blows and he actually gets, uh, the both of them get head damage from the blows.

Unknown_35: Where's he at?

Unknown_16: Sorry, a skim pass on my thing.

Unknown_16: There it is. So he walks in through the front door under the camera.

Unknown_35: Well, imagine not having a gun. Imagine not walking through the door and just shooting this guy until you're fucking, it's going clickety click click. Why would you, I can't imagine. How do you, how do you live in America and not having a gun? It's California. You can still have a gun though, especially in your own house.

0:36:17
Unknown_10: Answer the question. Get the fuck out of my house. Answer the question, please. There's no one in there.

Unknown_10: There's three rooms, man.

Unknown_10: I don't know who you are. You better get the fuck out. I live down the street at 1797 Kolob Drive. I don't know who you're talking about, man. Why do I hear screaming? Are you military? Yes. Okay. Can you help me out? Yes. Okay. I understand what you're going through right now. Yes. Can you step outside? Yes, sir. I will. Thank you. Thank you for asking. There's something going on on this street, bro.

0:36:49
Unknown_11: Bro, everything's fine. Please step outside.

Unknown_17: Okay.

Unknown_11: Well, sit there. Sit on the ground, please. Yes, sir. Okay? What are you doing there, sir? I don't know. What?

Unknown_13: Dude, our fucking veterans are crazy as shit.

Unknown_35: I bet you he was military. Find evidence if he was or not.

0:37:20
Unknown_35: He wasn't military?

Unknown_35: No, they are not, you douchebag. I'm sorry, our military is fucking nutso. That's why our VA calls so much, because everyone comes up all fucked up from seeing their friends explode from IEDs. And then they start breaking into people's houses demanding to see the child sex dungeon.

0:38:00
Unknown_35: Okay, I got you.

Unknown_35: I thought they hit each other, but I guess not the point. I won't be on camera, at least. They might have hit each other a little bit. And the police is there looking for the child sex dungeon. God, she... She has no concern. She's just, like, trottling through. Like, no need to check corners or anything. I'm just gonna clear this scene by, like, knocking, going, Hello? Hello, child sex basement? Ooh.

Unknown_35: Okay. I got you.

Unknown_35: Female cup. Guns are on. Okay, so there are some memes. Let's check out the memes of the chud.

0:38:31
Unknown_02: That's pretty good.

Unknown_35: Okay, we got some jacks of this, okay? We have a classic chud jack ringing the bell. Gem alarm. Billions must die. Instead of the anime shirt, quite the upgrade. I'm going to be real with you.

0:39:04
Unknown_35: This is an excellent, excellent picture of him screaming at the camera with the weird fish islands effect going on. Thing Japan. Now that's finally someone addresses the elephant in the room. Okay.

Unknown_35: This guy swapped it out with the Demon Slayer shirt. I think I like Thing Japan more.

Unknown_35: Okay. All those are quite good.

Unknown_09: Oh, now they even green screened it. My name is Harry Dresden, motherfucker.

Unknown_09: Open the door. This is my neighborhood. Open the fucking door.

Unknown_35: I can do something with this.

Unknown_16: Give me a second.

0:39:47
Unknown_16: I can have him... For some reason, you can't drag and drop from a media drive into OBS.

Unknown_35: I do not know why.

Unknown_16: Okay, when filters... Green screen?

Unknown_35: Chroma key? That's right. When green... Okay.

Unknown_09: Oh yeah, look at that. Open the door. This is my neighborhood. Open the fucking door.

Unknown_08: Ring the bell. Or I will fucking end you. Do you understand me?

0:40:30
Unknown_35: Such an intense stare. Let you know that he truly means business.

Unknown_35: All right. Then one of Milhouse ringing the bell. But unfortunately, I put this in the meme section, but this is not a meme. Milhouse is not a meme. Don't appreciate this.

0:41:03
Unknown_17: Is this rendered with AI?

Unknown_35: This has to be rendered with AI. That's too good. It's too good and too quickly made to not be AI.

Unknown_35: He had his hearing today. Here's what he looks like when he's not dressed up to kill.

Unknown_35: He looks like every other fat retard in the United States, basically.

Unknown_35: And then, charged in connection, bailed to $250,000.

Unknown_35: Pendergast. That sounds like a monster. Pendergast. What was he charged with?

0:41:36
Unknown_35: Breaking an entry?

Unknown_35: Is that going to say what the charges are in the fucking article? Multiple felony charges including assault with a deadly weapon other than a firearm, making criminal threats, burglary, and the article actually says burlary. Did they fix this? The reporter.com Burlary. Right in the article. Burlary and vandalism. No Oxford comma. I give this article an F minus. It should be one of the first fucking paragraphs.

0:42:07
Unknown_35: Uh, okay.

Unknown_35: Well, they raised his bill from $35,000 to $250,000. Wait, no.

Unknown_16: Is Nicole's the homeowner?

Unknown_35: They charged him as well? Dude, fuck living in California. Just shoot me.

Unknown_35: I'd rather be shot dead than live in California.

Unknown_35: Alright.

0:42:39
Unknown_35: Alright, shit.

Unknown_35: Here's the QR code for kick. I am going to have to kick the YouTubers off to kick because there's a thousand people watching this on YouTube. What have I done wrong? Have I not preached to you guys the good word that you have to watch on kick or rumble or literally anything else because YouTube will just ban your shit. All Jeremy Hambly has to do to you thousand people to deprive you of entertainment is to snap his fat fucking fingers off. And then Neil Maham will bow down to him and say, yes, my liege, yes, my liege, we dare not offend ye. You create so much content. And then I am censored.

0:43:16
Unknown_35: Charged for defending his... Yeah, fuck living in California. Move over to Keck. What the fuck's wrong with you people?

Unknown_35: Can I even talk about this? I can't. I can't. I have to talk about the kid being attacked by the crazy woman?

Unknown_35: I can't share that on YouTube.

Unknown_35: I can maybe talk about Sabrina Carpenter just real quick as you guys switch over. Okay. I'll do that.

0:43:47
Unknown_35: Okay. Sabrina Carpenter real quick. She was performing and then a fan in the audience who was of African descent used a Zagrouda, which is a specific mouth sound used to symbolize joy in Arab and African cultures during her show at Coachella.

Unknown_35: She actually... complained mid-performance about a white person yodeling. So in her mind, there was an evil white German man disrupting her performance at Coachella by yodeling, an event which has never happened in the course of human history. Unfortunately for her, it was an African-American person, or an African person living in America, as there many are. Let's listen to her live reaction.

0:44:18
Unknown_35: Oh, yeah, you hear that?

Unknown_02: That is apparently a call that has a name.

Unknown_35: It says Zag Rauta. So someone is like, oh, my God, Sabrina Carpenter.

Unknown_35: And then she was like, cut that fucking yodeling out, you German son of a bitch. We won the war. Sit your ass down, little Hitler.

Unknown_35: Which is not the correct response to that sound. Look at her face, her disgust. She doesn't even know it. But her mind, her subconscious knows disgust. Her prefrontal cortex is filtering that disgust through a modern lens. It's sort of like a prism, like a... The Pink Floyd album. It's like her disgust is real. But then it hits the prefrontal cortex. And it has to split that into something more acceptable. So she thinks, no, I'm not offended by the... I'm offended by the... That must be what's going on. Otherwise, I'd have to be angry at a black person or an Arab.

0:45:35
Unknown_20: Is that what you're doing?

Unknown_20: I don't like it.

Unknown_35: I don't like it. Just put that face in front of like... Oh, God. Hold up. Let me find this.

Unknown_35: That's so racist. Here. This right here. We gotta put Sabrina Carpenter.

Unknown_35: I'm gonna do this. Fuck it. This is such a good idea. I'm gonna do this live. I'm gonna figure this shit out.

0:46:10
Unknown_16: Okay. Here we go.

Unknown_35: Tools size. Yeah, yeah. I got to hack this shit together. Okay, let's do this.

Unknown_35: Go to photo piece so you can actually see it.

Unknown_35: New project.

Unknown_35: Uh-huh. Okay. Now we're going to need Sabrina Carpenter's scornful look.

Unknown_35: Okay. Let's take the snipping tool here. Snippity snap.

0:46:41
Unknown_35: And we're going to flip this around. Okay. We're going to get the live...

Unknown_35: Can I just, like, do, like... Oh, wait. No, it's, like, upside down now. God damn it.

Unknown_35: Let's see. Wait. Image. Transform. Flip horizontally. No, it's the entire thing. Select. Modify. I used to be able to do this with the control T anyways.

Unknown_35: That's what she's thinking. She's like the vulture. She hears the... From the African Arab people. And she's like, I don't like it. Not too much. I don't like it. So... I don't know. That's pretty fucking problematic. Let's hear it out.

0:47:12
Unknown_20: I don't like it.

Unknown_02: It's my culture. That's your culture?

Unknown_21: Is yodeling?

Unknown_02: Ignorant ass white bitch. Don't even know about the Zagrada.

Unknown_21: Is this Burning Man? What's going on? This is weird.

0:47:43
Unknown_35: Dude, she had to pivot because when she was... My face when I, as a rich white liberal woman, am spoken to by brown masses. Look at that disgust, that utter fucking hatred and contempt. And she realizes that the person talking back is brown. And she's like, oh, fuck, I have to pivot.

Unknown_21: Is this Burning Man? What's going on? This is weird.

Unknown_35: Play the piano, bitch. Shut up.

Unknown_35: All right, next. To anyone who's uncultured, here's how a zakarota sounds, which is clearly not yodeling. It's a form of celebration performed at weddings and moments of joy all around West Asia and North Africa, learned from many generations. Calling it weird or brushing it off is disrespectful. 42... Did they have me blocked? Am I blocked?

0:48:31
Unknown_35: No, they just had the post locked. Okay. So let's hear it. Let's hear what a real Zach Gruda sounds like.

Unknown_35: Coming to a neighborhood near you. You're going to hear it all fucking night long. You got to get your internal medicine students from somewhere, buddy boy. And they ain't coming over alone.

Unknown_15: They got a family.

Unknown_35: They got 47 cousins. And when they get married, they're going to walk down your cold day sack. And they're going to go all night to celebrate, to share their moment of joy.

0:49:06
Unknown_35: Um, I'm in a complete shock. I used to be a huge Sabrina Carpenter fan, and now she's mocking my culture and calling me weird. That's so racist and inappropriate. And it made me feel uncomfortable. This white, blonde, racist woman should be cancelled.

0:49:42
Unknown_35: Um...

Unknown_35: Okay, this woman has, like, severe mental health issues. What the fuck?

Unknown_16: Wow, that bitch crazy.

Unknown_35: Okay, that's it. I can't talk about anything else on this.

Unknown_35: Okay, sorry. Sorry, YouTube. I wish I could cater to you more, but Neil Maham, he hears me pantomiming this rich cultural Zacharutu, and he's thinking, like, oh, man. That's really problematic, Josh. I don't know if your audience has the competency to handle such biting remarks. That might spread hatred. They might not be able to filter it through their own understanding of things and come to their own conclusions. I need to protect minorities here, Josh. Just how it is, chat.

0:50:18
Unknown_35: Buh-bye.

Unknown_35: Alright, we can now get rid of the Neil Maham, now that the traitors are gone. And put up the regular news ham, just for a little quick moment, because there's something I want to complain about.

0:50:57
Unknown_35: You would think that after such a brutal Zagirutu-ing, the United States would be jumping to get rid of people like that. Unfortunately, Republicans, not quite on board.

Unknown_35: in the House of Representatives, um, six Republicans crossed the line to pass to the Senate a bill which would permanently extend the temporary refugee status of Haitians living in the United States. Haitians are claiming that their country is too dangerous to return to, uh, because there are too many Haitians there, and so they deserve to live in the United States forever and ever.

0:51:34
Unknown_35: Um, However, it's unlikely it will ever pass the Senate because literally nothing ever passes the Senate because it's a fucking piece of shit and it doesn't work as it was intended to work. Meanwhile, as we enjoy cultural enrichment, uh, in Omaha, Nebraska, even in Omaha, Nebraska, somehow a woman named Niobe Guzman, uh, stole a kitchen knife directly out of Walmart, kidnapped a three-year-old white boy and slashed his face.

Unknown_35: Um,

Unknown_35: She was out on early release facing a different charge for arson in another case. So she had already committed a violent act that could have killed people, was released probably on recognizance or on a bail, and then while on bail went into Walmart, obtained a slashing weapon, kidnapped a child from the parking lot, and then attacked him with the knife. What you are about to see is gruesome, but it's worth showing because I want to give you an idea that this was not a fake attack. She did slash his face. He had to get stitches from above his ear to his cheekbone. She was shot and killed by a brave police officer who saved the taxpayers approximately $50 million in the process. We thank him for his services to the tax system.

0:52:12
Unknown_35: And then one of the last things she posted... Well, this was from last year, but... It says, best sign I've ever seen. Hashtag Mexico. Hashtag no one is illegal on stolen land with a card that says abolish ICE. So these people are living in fucking Omaha, Nebraska. They hate you. They want you dead. They want your kids slashed and maimed. They think that rape is funny and punitive and justice for colonialism or some other fucking bullshit. And we just have to make do and live with these people forever, I guess. Because Republicans can't be fucking bothered to pass any legislation that would restrict them. In fact, they actually seem to vote in favor of it because they hate you.

0:53:02
Unknown_35: Uh, cool. If only we elected Sabrina Carpenter, she would take care of them all. She would take care of every single one.

0:53:35
Unknown_35: Okay. News ham. You are D Smith. I think that we are all out of news for today. Um, let's start with Elijah Schaefer. Um, I really am not sure who Elijah Schaefer even is. I'm vaguely aware that he's like a talking head, uh, sort of right-leaning. I don't know. I think he had some kind of crossover with Ethan Ralph, maybe Nick Fuentes. He's just one of those people that my brain somehow navigated away from all by itself, and as a result, I don't know much about him. However, I am picking up the pieces of the fallout of his life because he seems to be in complete disarray. It appears that he is completely and totally schizophrenic and insane, a hardcore drug abuser, and allegedly both gay and possibly a pedophile. Based off longstanding rumors, apparently it was just an open secret that Elijah Schaefer was married to a beard while living a gay double life. However, in her testimony in the divorce court, she has claimed that he is a pedophile. This is the particular excerpt from the quote.

0:54:15
Unknown_35: The court or the interrogator asks, and one of the concerns you've had is they're quoting him admitting that he abused a child when he was a youth pastor, right? Before he became an internet. And then his ex-wife says, yes, a boy, child, yes. The question... and continues a 16 year old boy. Yes, sir. And he says when he was in, these are a part of your globally, your concerns about him in this video, things show some extreme views and some of the concerns, why you have concerns about children being alone with him, right?

0:54:59
Unknown_35: Very, very ham fisted way of saying that. But apparently he was a youth pastor at some point and molested 16 year old. Apparently this is old though. I don't know how old he was when this happened.

0:55:34
Unknown_35: Um,

Unknown_35: But that does not look good for him. Also included in exhibits are his prescription medications. He is on, I think, five different things. Correct me if I'm wrong. Four different things. And let me know what the fuck these are. I don't know what it is with some people. But they're like medical doctors just on the receiving side of things. And they know all these different pills and what they do. I am not one of those people. I take antihistamine sometimes when my nose is stuffy. And that's about it. So help me out with what these are.

0:56:05
Unknown_35: Quetiapine fumarate. What does that do? What is a quetiapine fumarate? Fumarate.

Unknown_35: It's an SSRI. Okay.

Unknown_35: That's what that is. What is ezopicolone 2mg tablet?

Unknown_35: It says take one tablet by mouth every day at bedtime. And that's the prescription. Okay, antipsychotics apparently as well.

0:56:38
Unknown_35: Someone says that might be Seroquel. I don't know what that is.

Unknown_35: Ambien? Is escopicoline just Ambien?

Unknown_35: What is quetiapine fumarate? Okay. Atypical antipsychotic medication used to treat schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and major depressive episodes. What is ezopiclone 2? Oh, it's a 2 milligram. Sorry, I thought that was like the sequel to the other ezopiclone. Ezopiclone is a prescription sedative hypnotic medication used to treat insomnia, helping adults fall fully asleep faster and stay asleep longer. And the third one is escitalopram.

0:57:15
Unknown_35: It says a prescription selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor, also known as an SSRI, antidepressant used to treat major depressive disorder and generalized anxiety disorder. But wait, there's more. Alprazolam. Alprazolam.

Unknown_35: is a benzodiazepine prescription medication used to treat anxiety disorders and panic disorders. This guy must have fucking panic attacks all the fucking time. And then last, but maybe not least, hydroxyzynpam. Hydroxyzynpam-08. commonly branded as Vistaril, is a prescription antihistamine used to treat anxiety, tension, allergic skin reactions, and for sedation before or after surgery.

0:57:57
Unknown_35: Wow, that's a weird one. I'm allergic to cats, and I'm also a nervous wreck. Do you have anything for me, doc? Well, yes, we do. We got Hydroxazine Pamoate. Just take it. Five more days, that's right.

0:58:30
Unknown_35: So, yeah, somewhere between molesting a child, allegedly, and trying to abduct his own children and having a mental breakdown in a liminal space that is a flooded hotel apartment. He got on five different things, including the most bizarre antihistamine I've ever heard of.

Unknown_35: It's also an insomnia med. Okay. I gotcha, bro.

Unknown_35: And that's it for Eliza Schaefer. Now we're going to be talking about... Let's see if I can also mispronounce this guy's name. There's definitely somebody who gets either extremely, extremely angry at me trying to pronounce medication names or finds it the funniest thing in the world because they're like a doctor or some shit. Okay, so this guy is Sekuno. Sekuno is a streamer. He was... Okay, let's just start here. Okay, this is Sekuno. I have a lot to say about this.

0:59:02
Unknown_35: One I wrote and not the other, so I have it written down as notes. I'm going to read the notes for this stream because otherwise I'm going to completely fuck this up beyond belief. Here's Sekuno. Okay. Offline VT orbiter and general popular face of those circles Sukuno has been in has gotten a Google docket from Himomal VT, a VTuber and cosplay whore, alleging he was a serial cheater, master manipulator, and dangerous predator.

0:59:38
Unknown_35: Here is the cliff notes on this. You ready?

Unknown_35: Sukuno... used to be an extremely popular among a streamer who collabed with many big names and apparently it was he who was sauce chat he is a vtuber but also shows his real face and hangs out in real life with other streamers and goes to conventions like twitchcon as himself so he vts but then that's probably also that's just like a fad for him so he like also shows his face he has For whatever reason, and I guess you can chalk this up to a Floyd L if you're so inclined, an enormous female fan base because he LARPs as an anime boy. I have confirmed this. There is a demographic of mentally ill women who I think are afraid of masculinity because masculinity has raped them at some point in their life. So instead of turning gay, they instead seek out uwu cute boys that are basically like the K-pop type. They're like feminine boys, but they're not gay. I'm sorry to say, the idea of a feminine innocent boy who's not gay does not exist. If you're one of these people who are into these feminine boys like this, I'm sorry, but you are chasing after a fantasy. They do not exist. Okay.

1:01:15
Unknown_35: On his streams and his interactions with women, he pretends to be innocent and awkward with women, claims to have no sexual experience, acts flustered around women, which women find cute and endearing.

Unknown_35: So here we have an example. Okay, so... Let's see... Okay, this went viral. I have not watched this clip, but this went viral. Here he is with another streamer, and he's going to be cringing this. I'm not sure exactly how.

1:01:55
Unknown_24: Wait, you're actually so much braver than I thought.

Unknown_35: Okay, that sounds like a VTuber. I don't know who the fuck that is, but I've heard that voice before. That's a VTuber. She's doing her VTuber voice. She should be punched in the fucking face. Let's hear what Sukuno, who looks like an actual predator with predator eyes in the background there. Let's see what he has to say to this.

Unknown_04: Oh my god!

Unknown_02: Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ! I don't know who that is, but let's hear it again.

1:02:29
Unknown_35: This is literally insufferable. This exchange makes me want to jump off a fucking bridge.

Unknown_35: But that's his personality. He tries to act like a shy boy. Okay.

Unknown_35: Um...

Unknown_35: see i don't think that that is correct okay so this is sakuno being gentle with girls for 15 minutes new 2022 cute game yeah i love the art style too don't know wall did i don't know wall it was an accident all right guys time to try creating conversation perfect can you invigorate me

1:03:09
Unknown_04: Oh, no, I thought you were trying to say, like, you're gonna be, you know, more chill so we can... We have a chance to win because... I mean, you have a very good chance either way. Oh, yeah, I'll bet. I just feel like I need someone to, like, slap me so I wake up. You want me to slap you? I mean, would you? Um... I mean, I don't know. I feel like if I answer this, there's no good way to... We aren't on the stream yet, right? So, like, no one even... Voids, I need your response in the Mad at the Internet thread.

Unknown_35: What is your response to people being attracted to him?

Unknown_35: Maybe, like, lightly, if... You know, I...

Unknown_37: Okay, but here's the thing. If I'm gonna... If you're gonna agree to slap me, you might as well go hard or go home. Like, I'm trying to wake up, not be patted on the face.

1:03:54
Unknown_04: Like, you gotta wake me up. We could start off light and see if it's... I mean... You know what?

Unknown_05: Haircut sucks.

Unknown_04: Hent! A guitar!

Unknown_05: Guitar!

Unknown_04: Hey Leslie, look, a guitar! When I hear him talking to people... Oh wait, bullets still look the same.

Unknown_05: What else rhymes with bullet, man?

Unknown_04: Sorry, Hafu.

1:04:28
Unknown_04: Don't check in there!

Unknown_35: kiss your head in a very platonic manner is that the corpse guy this is the other woman guy the other woman guy they all like the corpse guy the corpse guy and the hair man are together in this stream and they're having an emergency meeting chat fascinating

Unknown_04: Seikuno, did you kill Hafu?

Unknown_35: What? Is Pokimane Lebanese? I'm on a tear here with hating Lebanese people today. What do you mean?

1:05:00
Unknown_24: Oh, Seikuno's now claiming that you're lying. How does that make you feel?

Unknown_04: It's literally not even on my friends list. I didn't know it existed.

Unknown_37: You know, that explains a lot. Okay, I'm sickened by this.

Unknown_35: Due to his reputation as a nice, innocent guy, he not only has access to many other female streamers who often hang out with him, as we have just witnessed, but also many fangirls. It turns out his entire image is a lie. He actually has been in a long-term relationship. So this is like the opposite of the guy that paid $4,000 to go date his idol. It's like the female version of that. He actually was in a long-term relationship and living with his girlfriend for many years.

1:05:39
Unknown_35: And... Surprise, surprise. Due to his reputation as a nice, innocent guy, he not only had access to many other female streamers who often hang out with him, but also many fangirls.

Unknown_35: Oh, wait, no. He repeatedly cheated on her with e-girls that flew out to meet him, often at conventions. He pays for everything, the flights, the hotel, and the dinner. One of the e-girls he has cheated with has now exposed him, showing conversations where he plans a future with her, wants to move in and get a cat together. They sexted daily, and she had sent him nudes, which he responded with his shy, innocent persona as if he had never received any before. He sent her money multiple times. She is 19. He is 34. That's crazy. This guy hit the fucking wall. Those fucking predator eyes he's got going on.

1:06:11
Unknown_35: Let's see his predator eyes again. That's predator eyes right there with all the filters off.

Unknown_35: She found out from another streamer who knows Sukuno in real life that he has a girlfriend of five years who he's lived with for two years and confronted him on a recorded Discord call. During the call, she presses him and he admits everything. But then, here is the fucked up thing. Now, you would expect, aha, Josh here ready to decapitate poor Sukuno for just getting his pee-pee wet.

1:06:48
Unknown_35: Maybe Josh is just jealous. Actually, no.

Unknown_35: I'm here to condemn the sleuths. This is basically one of those situations where a woman finds out that

Unknown_35: a man she's with is cheating on his girlfriend. And instead of immediately just dumping him and moving on and telling people about it so that other people don't try to hook up with him, she makes a offer that she, that he can dump his long-term girlfriend and hook up with her at the end, which makes her entire expose look entirely self-serving and pathetic. Um,

1:07:35
Unknown_35: So in her mind, I think she even explicitly says in her call out that you didn't cheat on me. So we can keep talking, kind of ignoring the fact that if you are the other woman in a relationship, he is also cheating on you at the exact same time because he's double dipping. But he didn't want to date her. So she had no choice but to release the Google Docu, but only because she didn't get picked by the rich YouTuber. And she's also a cosplay whore who posts softcore on her timeline. So she's basically just a straight up fucking slut. She accuses him of being a sexual predator, but that assessment is extremely dubious because even though he was lying to people about being in a relationship, every single thing that they did was consensual and he basically paid for her and she's just upset that she got paid for and she's not going to get picked for the long-term relationship. the fallout of this is that many other people have come out and basically admitted to the exact same thing over time. So it's like a trend. Now I want to play the call here. Let's go to 40 minutes and play the call just for a little bit. So you get an idea of the vibe here. Okay. Oh, the, the, That sound. It always is a good thing when you hear that sound. So we got two animes here about to have a very serious relationship call.

1:08:54
Unknown_17: Hello.

Unknown_16: Thomas?

Unknown_04: Hello.

Unknown_16: Thomas? So?

Unknown_04: Well, um, pretty much know most of it.

Unknown_05: Yeah? Like what? Know what? No, no, you can tell me. Okay.

Unknown_04: Oh.

Unknown_05: I wasn't very honest.

Unknown_17: About what?

Unknown_05: You have to speak up a little bit. Your mic is cutting out.

1:09:25
Unknown_04: Sorry. It always happens. About being single. And I just wanted to tell you how it happened.

Unknown_35: It's being recorded because she wants to write a Google docu on him.

Unknown_05: You're still cutting out a lot. Sorry. You know, I talk quietly.

Unknown_05: Yeah, but you never talk this quietly.

Unknown_35: Him doing the Deku voice is still killing me. Okay, this is going to be the second person in this stream who handles a serious situation while doing their anime performance voice. I'll get to that later.

1:09:56
Unknown_35: I'm sad.

Unknown_05: It's the consequences of your own actions, I suppose. I know.

Unknown_04: So basically...

Unknown_04: I was in a very happy relationship.

Unknown_05: Doesn't sound like it, but sure.

Unknown_04: Well, let me finish.

Unknown_05: Continue. I was in a very happy relationship a long time ago.

Unknown_04: A long time ago?

Unknown_05: What, like 2021? I don't know the exact time, honestly, but a long time ago.

1:10:30
Unknown_04: Okay, you get it.

Unknown_35: I will spare you. Let us continue.

Unknown_35: um my the take is here by the way that he's whispering like that because his girlfriend's in the other room and he doesn't want her to hear that he's talking to another woman about how he's broken up with her so there you go

Unknown_35: Uh, here's a poorly aged clip, okay, of him, uh, doing the, what's it, Duper's Delight for his audience.

Unknown_04: I pretend I have a girlfriend and try and see if my friends believe it. But, like, Leslie knows too much. So I was talking to Leslie at dinner. We were talking about going to BGC. And she was like, oh, you should go join BGC. And I'm like, oh yeah, I'll go if I can bring my girlfriend with me. And Leslie looks at me and she's like, wait, what? You have a girlfriend now? And I tried to pretend. She believed it for about a split second. And then she's like, no, there's no way. And you know what she said was the reason why it's obvious? Because all I do is stream. And then I end stream and then play more games off stream. And she's like, there's just no way because all he does is play games. He's got no time. I pretend I have.

1:11:04
Unknown_35: This is a V2. Women watch this.

1:11:37
Unknown_35: You can only be so mad at them, though, because men watch this other shit that I'm going to be playing later.

Unknown_35: Okay, this is the next Sekuno victim, which is stretching that word to its absolute maximum here.

Unknown_22: I went to Evo Las Vegas alone.

Unknown_22: But I wasn't alone.

Unknown_22: I shared a hotel room with Sekuno.

Unknown_22: But I didn't know that he had other intentions.

1:12:13
Unknown_35: Okay, so this bitch is a liar. This is another example of a woman who wanted to be picked and she post hoc converts it to rape because she's upset she did not get picked. She met up with him at a hotel room. They made out, they cuddled, and then they had sex. She gave him blowjobs on the first day. She then later found out that he had a girlfriend, and so she revoked her consent post-humorous and said that actually it was a rape by deception. So she's also a fucking liar, and she's also a hoe. Um, she shared a hotel room with him. She said that they're only going to watch a horror movie and she don't want to sleep with them, but she also said that they, uh, had sex. And then, uh, to the amusement of the audience, she also admits that, uh, she let him bust in her. He didn't wear a condom. And then he asked if he could bust inside and she went, but because she didn't affirmatively say the words Y E S. Yes. Uh, she says that that was under duress, which is bullshit.

1:12:46
Unknown_35: Uh, his lie was that she asked if he sleeps around a lot and he said no. So she thought, Oh my God, I can't believe I popped his chat at cherry. I was the first one to get it in. Uh, but she was duped because she's a full, cause obviously this fucking rich YouTuber cat boy is going to have sex with every single woman that he possibly fucking can.

1:13:21
Unknown_35: Um,

Unknown_35: And then Destiny replies to this and says, girls asking famous men where they stand after fucking them 30 seconds after meeting them. Are you raping or are we dating? And there's a guy shouting there. And replied to this exact tweet. And then replied to the other tweet. No, this exact tweet. He replied to it twice. He says, bruh, are these women fucking retarded? Who is letting them out of their parents' sight? I was sharing a hotel with a guy in another city and we cuddled together in bed watching a movie. Then he tried to make a move on me. Question marks. Unfortunately, Destiny is in the right. but at the same time uh you probably shouldn't fuck your fans because this shit's gonna happen but i don't know the way the pendulum is swinging my advice is antiquated here's the here's the new advice fuck all of your fans if you fuck all of them just make sure that you have um logs that indicate that they have consented in some way to sex so they can't post humorously can can try and convict you in the court of public opinion of rape so just fuck them all who gives a shit

1:14:02
Unknown_35: And then he responded to this. Okay, so here's the real thing that makes me roll my eyes and not give a shit about any of them. You ready? So after this whole thing came out and all these women came out and was like, oh, yeah, I met him at this convention. He told me he didn't do this very often. He said that we had sex. It was consensual, but I feel betrayed now because I know he had a girlfriend who was doing it all the time. His girlfriend of five years has taken him back. So even his girlfriend, you can't even complain that she's like an innocent victim who didn't know what was going on because when presented with the opportunity of finding a new boyfriend or getting cheated on continuously and getting money, she went with the money because she's a hoe in the skank chat. So in this entire, what I've learned here is that hapas are sexually promiscuous and have no morals and they'll fuck anything that moves. And that's good news for people who have yellow fever and bad news for society, which is breeding these people like fucking rabbits because everyone has fucking yellow fever. Because, I don't know, they have petite bodies or some shit and people are really into that. So they are breeding manlets by the trillion to fulfill their trad wife fantasies. And that's the lesson of the story. Okay. There you go. Next, the one I'm more excited for. I get to roast another fucking VTuber. This is Camilla. So Camilla was made viral by Russian state media who posted this clip. However, I'll play the full version, which Yeet posted after the fact. But it did start from Russian state media. So let's start with this.

1:15:51
Unknown_03: Few people here say what's going on, what's happening. Probably...

Unknown_03: Because they don't have Twitter or something, but um... Imp has family that live overseas. And... 160 bombs within 10 minutes.

1:16:26
Unknown_17: Destroyed so many... Who's Miller?

1:17:11
Unknown_17: I've had several of my first cousins die.

Unknown_03: And my dad's nephew and just a lot of people that we knew died just like that. And I can't do anything.

1:18:09
Unknown_03: There's nothing I can do.

Unknown_35: This is entertainment. I will explain.

Unknown_03: Ever since it happened, I've been finding it hard to breathe.

Unknown_02: She can't breathe.

Unknown_02: Please, Israel. I can't breathe.

Unknown_03: I feel like every day my chest feels so tight because I can't do anything.

1:18:52
Unknown_35: I'm sorry that you have to see me this way.

Unknown_35: We're seeing a cartoon character. Okay, so let me explain why this is obviously so fucked up and weird, okay? She is saying, and if this was an ordinary statement by anybody, I don't know, Feniza Jama, who's also Lebanese, said this, that would be sad. Feniza sat down in front of the camera and said, you know, I've lost family because of this war. There was a bombing attack in a village near where my ex-so-and-so lives, and I've lost some cousins. It would be nothing to talk about. Nothing funny whatsoever.

1:19:35
Unknown_35: Camilla is addressing this as a character. She is talking about her real person, her actress, and the loss of life that is occurring in Lebanon as a result of the Israeli incursion on southern Lebanon and their airstrikes on Hamas targets, which As is often frequently said, Hamas apparently, allegedly uses schools and other residential areas as human shields. So Israel claims that they have justification to strike civilian targets. I don't care about the political side. I'm just saying that's what happens. Okay. So she describes this in first person as the character saying imp has family. Imp. Referring to herself as an imp. That's already stupid. The voice is stupid. Imp has family. She's talking like Dobby. She's talking like she's doing the character Dobby. Speaking like Jar Jar Binks. Mesa have family in Lebanon that has died. And it's like, you can drop it. You know, you can drop it. And your fans, I hope they wouldn't care that bad. And they wouldn't be like, oh, she's not doing the character while talking about her dead family.

1:20:10
Unknown_35: But then it's also like, she has a party hat on. And her face is incapable of sadness. The rigging is trying to match her face, but she can't cry. She can't frown. She is a real person doing a character talking in a squeaky voice, but her representation to her audience is a happy imp with a party hat on and like a carnival. And it's like, you can cut that. Look, you can cut this shit off. Look, you can cut all this off. You can cut all this off and just be like, Bad stuff has happened. Just want to talk to you. I have to get this off my chest. I have nobody to talk to right now. I really need to let people know how bad it is in Lebanon. And I hope that they can support ending the war in Lebanon and Iran. Like you can do that. And nobody's going to be like, what the fuck? You turned off the overlay or the chat. That's ridiculous. That's a betrayal of your fans. And nobody can do that. So it's like, it's just ridiculous. But in case you're wondering, because this is always, always, always, always brought up every single time anybody ever criticizes how a VTuber speaks. Like that Lily Pichu bitch from the fucking other segment. That's not her real voice. It's not her real voice. And I'll prove it. This is Shondo. One of my favorite punching bags is fuck her. Here's how she talks, right?

1:21:52
Unknown_26: I don't know. I know that if a guy tried to rape me, I would probably get raped. I'm not very strong, you know. I'm kind of defenseless, so.

Unknown_35: That's how she talks when she does her character. She published this video that someone linked in the thread. This is by Fallen Chondo. This is the same exact person doing this voice acting. She's trying to do an ASMR, but she's whispering. So she can't do the voice while also whispering. So bear with me. You're going to hear five seconds of ASMR.

1:22:24
Unknown_25: Thinking about that and looking at all these glorious photos of you that I didn't hear or smell you come

Unknown_35: So the issue is that she's doing a voice here for ASMR purposes that's very breathy. So she's saying, I'm looking at all the pictures of you. You can't do that and then also do the squeaky falsetto. If I tried to rape me, you wouldn't be... You can't do both at the same time. So she has to speak in a more natural voice to do the ASMR. And they all do it. They all fake their voice in this exact same way to sound more like an anime child.

1:22:56
Unknown_35: So... And the point made that she can't show her own face while doing this is moot because she has. She's done streams where she's done in real life videos. This is her. This is the actress for Camille. This is what she looks like. Um... And by the way, she is Lebanese and she is a Muslim. So you want to hear about Islam from the lens of a weeaboo VTuber?

Unknown_03: Okay, okay, okay. Let me explain to you all what Ramadan is before we get into everything.

1:23:31
Unknown_35: She's one of those people that goes like, oh, do you want some tacos? Some churros? But she's doing it from like Arabic. You ready? So this is Ramadan.

Unknown_03: basically a month where you have to fast for as long as the sun is up i can't eat or drink water for as long as the sun is in the sky as soon as sun goes down i can finally eat dinner and drink water yeah that's fasting and you might be asking why are you doing that it's for a good cause you're trying to feel for people this chicken and rice i'm eating right now is so good as hell

1:24:09
Unknown_35: Number one, I take issue with Ramadan even being called a fast. If you're not eating from sunup to sundown, that's like saying, it's like breakfast. Your Ramadan, your holy fast is as fucking holy as breakfast is because it's like you do that every day. Every time you sleep, you go with eight hours without fucking eating. That's not impressive and especially not impressive when you gorge on fucking food as soon as the sun goes down.

Unknown_35: Hey, you skipped lunch!

Unknown_03: You know what IPN said the other day? I'm in a group chat with him and a bunch of other friends, and he was like, guys, we should send a bunch of delicious looking food in the group chat so she can see it.

1:24:43
Unknown_35: Okay, fuck this bitch.

Unknown_35: Here's some words that I took out of context from another stream. You ready?

Unknown_03: But you say it like this. Haram. That's how you say it.

Unknown_35: Churro. Churro. Mexico.

Unknown_03: She says that one really good.

Unknown_35: A lot of people in Lebanon said that recently.

Unknown_35: Okay.

Unknown_35: Okay, let's do this one. So after, okay.

Unknown_35: Was it this one? Is it under this one?

1:25:23
Unknown_35: Okay, no. I don't know what this clip is. Let's see it.

Unknown_03: I'm a white man's whore. Sorry, sorry. Sorry.

Unknown_35: She slapped herself. Look at her character as she slaps herself.

Unknown_35: She literally slaps herself and the character reacts.

Unknown_35: Okay, so you might be thinking, but Josh, she's one of the good ones. She's a white man's whore. Unfortunately, chat, I have to break your Lebanese fantasy. She's fat. So get it out of your head. Don't even be like, no, she's base because she's a white man's fart. She's fat shit. Sorry. She's brown and fat. So sorry. It's ruined forever. And in case you need even more motivation, if you actually go to her Twitter, her username, her character name is Camilla, but she spells it Cummilla, like C-U-M. And that also just so happens to be her Fansly page, because she sells lewd drawings of her characters to masturbate the fucking weeaboos. So she's a literal fucking whore, and you can join her cum dumpsters group for a mere $8 a month.

1:26:33
Unknown_35: Which I think is very... Where is it? Which one was it? Let's scroll down to my... Oh, it's right here.

Unknown_03: But you say it like this. Haram. That's how you say it.

Unknown_35: It's haram. By the way, she translates that as bad. Halal is... Sorry, halal. Halal is good. And haram is bad. And churros are very good.

Unknown_35: Um...

Unknown_35: Oh, and then she wants you to piss in her mouth. I like this character model the most because she looks like a diseased brat doll.

1:27:11
Unknown_03: I don't. It's not copium, chat. I don't like to drink piss. I would put it in my mouth, but I wouldn't drink it. Does that make sense? I wouldn't swallow.

Unknown_35: Hey, she has a... She has something in common with mint salad. And remember when I played the clip of mint salad saying that she was really upset the time that she cleaned the bedroom with Riley. And then Riley pissed in her mouth and she unfortunately had to drink it because she didn't want to get the sheets dirty. She couldn't spit it out. So Camille and mint salad are on that same wavelength when piss drinking.

1:27:45
Unknown_03: but I'd put it in my mouth. You know, if my partner wanted to go to the bathroom, but they didn't want to get up, I'm that type of person to be like, eh, I'll take it to the bathroom, don't worry.

Unknown_35: They can face rig tongues?

Unknown_35: They can face rig tongues now? Holy shit. Science has gone too far.

Unknown_03: i'll take it to the bathroom don't worry oh i heard if you get stung in the mouth by a jellyfish you can pee in your mouth and then it would stop hurting isn't this also something who was the bunny girl from australia that ran bot was a huge fan of she was also into drinking piss wasn't she

1:28:37
Unknown_35: What was her name? No, not Pippa. Not Peppa Pigskin. Kiki. That's it. Kiki Pompom. How could I forget Kiki Pompom? The other piss drinker of the VTuber squad.

Unknown_03: Actually, base though, Camila. I am pretty base. What can I say? You see what I mean about the Bradstall, right? Okay, this is enough. I'm done. I'm done talking about it. I'm going to stand up. I'm standing up. Urban myth...

Unknown_03: Are you a pilot?

1:29:11
Unknown_35: Are you auditioning for the FAA?

Unknown_35: Okay, so she responded because many, many, many people replied to the Russia Today thing.

Unknown_35: And this is what her response was.

Unknown_02: So, yeah.

1:29:52
Unknown_35: That's her official response, okay? And you know how many people, even on the Kiwi Farms, told me, where's your fucking empathy? They said I was being unchristian by not sympathizing with her. I was called an Israeli asset. I had a janitorial issue. When this got featured, it got featured in the general VTuber thread, which we have a VTuber board, and I just tolerate it because I feel bad for them because every other board about VTubers is just goon bait bullshit. So I let them have their space. This got posted in their space, and then it was linked in the community happenings thread, which resulted in pages of people making fun of them, which disrupted the delicate pH of that thread. And it all got deleted. And the guy who made the post, the Community Happenings, got banned for a week from the Community Happenings thread. And it's like, just move it to a different thread. We have the VTuber and VTuber Lunacy thread. Just move that shit over there and don't ban people for making fun of them. But I think he was sent banned. I think this is his own shit. It's an own shit. But, you know, I don't want to name names.

1:31:06
Unknown_35: Anyways, fuck her. She also doesn't like ice. You can go back to Lebanon if you wanted to. They need people right now. Inshallah. They need good Muslim Lebanese girls there. Okay, I have to give a special shout-out. Of all the people who show absolutely no empathy, okay, like... Mr. Race War 1488 with the weird Donald Trump Japanese thing. Let me explain. If you were to go to the Iran war thread right now, Mr. Race War 1488 is our correspondent in that thread. I don't know if this guy sleeps or if he's like, I think he's like locked into. Oh God. Fucking.

1:31:41
Unknown_35: Crunk Lord sent me this fucking clip. I'm gonna have to find this real quick because it's so funny, but he's like locked in. He's watching every kind of thing and he's totally obsessed with the war and he's just constantly posting clips.

Unknown_35: And so he reacted to this.

Unknown_35: But saying that he could find, if you gave him a name of the village, he could probably find the Israeli media footage of that village where all her family lived being bombed. So he wanted to give you an example. This is what it looks like in Lebanon, if you're an IDF pilot flying over Lebanon right now.

1:32:20
Unknown_16: The fuck is the thing?

Unknown_35: Crunklord sent me this video.

Unknown_35: I'm desperate to find it now.

Unknown_35: If you're not watching, there's a montage of explosions happening on screen at this exact moment.

1:32:58
Unknown_16: Aha!

Unknown_35: Copy web address. How do I send this to myself is the question. Cause I'm on my isolated thing. I think I could post it on the Kiwi forums and then from the Kiwi forums, I can find it. It's just, this is completely unrelated to the entire stream, but wait, let me, there's one more thing in this and then I can play the thing that I was thinking of. Oh yeah, this. I like the way you write it. I'm so weird, look like cypress. It's like 5-0-1.

1:33:38
Unknown_35: I'm sorry. Once again, if you're not like a long-term Maddie viewer, then you might be a little bit shocked to see me saying anything nice about Israel. But back in the day, when censorship was at its worst, there was an ongoing running gag with the podcast, trying to stay up on YouTube, where I would say how much I love Israel and the Jewish people, and I would sacrifice millions of Americans to... To allow even a single Israeli to survive. So that not a single hair on their heads would ever be harmed. Actually, this is not the video. Ah, fuck me. I don't know. It was a funny thing that he posted of a guy making jokes about watching the pizza index for the Pentagon. PizzaCon. It's like a thing where they monitor how much pizza is being ordered by the Pentagon staff. And various things. That's basically Mr. Race War. He's locked in. He's got nine screens. He's watching the PizzaCon. He's watching the Telegram groups. He's watching the Schizophrenic Post on Pull. He's plugged in. He's got all the footage.

1:34:50
Unknown_35: So that's it for the VTuber thing. Let's talk about... Legal Mindset, or more specifically, Legal Mindset's coverage of the Johnny Somali trial. If you need a brief refresher, Johnny Somali is what is now known as a nuisance streamer. He was traveling through South Korea annoying people.

Unknown_35: I think blasting North Korean music, just generally being a fucking asshat and getting punched in the face. He's finally had his sentence delivered, and he was sentenced to prison with labor without a suspended sentence. So he will be going to a specialized labor prison. His phones will be confiscated, and he will receive offender status. When this was first featured on the site, the mod that featured it, Autistic Right, this is an understandable mistake. He misread offender status and said sex offender. Because if you say that, oh, he's an offender in the U.S., the only offender list we have is the sex offender list. I think they actually now have an arson offender list in California to keep track of arsonists because they cause so much fucking problems.

1:35:24
Unknown_35: But no, he's not a sex offender. Korea just has a public list of criminals. And if you commit any serious crime, you get added to the offender list, which makes your life in Korea extremely difficult moving forward. So he is registered as an offender. However, he is having his sentence appealed by one of the victims. One of the victims is appealing his sentence because one of the decisions in determining how long he should be going to labor jail was that one of his offenses was not sexually humiliating to the victim as far as the judge was concerned. And the victim is saying that she was sexually humiliated by his gags. And so he should get a stiffer sentence. Which also requires clarification because to an American, you may not click with that. You may not understand what that means. He can actually appeal his sentence and get a harsher sentence from an upper court. And so can the victims. This is not a thing in the U.S., but I think it is a thing in every country, including European ones, where, for instance, in Germany, famously there was a case of cannibalism. A guy ate somebody. He killed somebody and ate him. because they met on a cannibal forum, and he received a lesser sentence, but nonetheless appealed it because he didn't believe he should have gotten any sentence. The higher court in Germany actually found that his murder was more grievous than the lower court found and actually increased his sentence. But in the United States, we have double jeopardy, and that precludes any kind of sentence increasing over appeals. So it's always safe to appeal in the U.S., but in other countries, I think all of them, it's not. So if he appeals, which he could do himself, I'm pretty sure it's the case where the higher court could be like, oh, no, he humiliates South Korea. He needs to work 10 years, hard labor, and sentence him to a worse offense. So it's much more of a risk in other countries to appeal decisions than it is in the U.S. So... Yeah, that is the update on Johnny Somali. Good fucking riddance. Fuck him. They should actually just keep him forever.

1:37:55
Unknown_35: Jackie Singh is still up to stuff, believe it or not. She has not drowned herself in a bowl of curry yet. Hacking But Legal responds to a Patrick Tomlinson troll called Kyle W. Tomlinson now and forever. The troll says Jackie's articles are unsourced, barely edited LLM outputs with clickbait titles. Jackie is a fraud who hasn't paid, hasn't had a paid position in over six years. She's now trying to substack grift. Jackie Singh replies to this and says,

1:38:27
Unknown_35: Hilariously, this loser left his entire data bucket open to the world because he thought it couldn't be traversed. I scraped the whole thing and sent it to the Department of Justice. Insane amounts of incriminating evidence re-international crimes. Also, many PMC Wagner memes. Every new tweet from NeutralButKind targeting me will result in release of additional documentation from his private bucket. But hey, bud. You got to stop using the UPS door. They keep stitching on you. Skull emoji.

1:39:00
Unknown_35: This is technically extortion.

Unknown_35: However, extortion for weird stuff rarely ever gets prosecuted. Any kind of statement along the lines of, if you don't do X, I'll do Y, is extortionate. And in fact, you don't even have to be able to do X for it to be extortion. You just have to have the victim think you can do X. I still believe that the autistic people who were extorting Christian should. And I think one of them is one of them is still angry at me. I think what happened, there's this guy who's really fucking mad at me and has been for years. I never knew who he was, but someone told me that he was one of the trolls that was fucking with Chris during this time. And I literally called all their parents and I told them, That they were extorting a retarded person. And I think one of them to this day is still very, very angry about me. But what they were telling Chris is that they were going to blow up the moon. Like his moon base in like a parallel dimension. And he was so freaked out by this. He literally sent them thousands of dollars in like gift cards and bought them Nintendo Switches and stuff. Like directly to their house. And I called one of them, like, yeah, is your son your autistic son? And she was one of those autistic moms. I was like, but there was no way that could be my son. He's got autism and he never weaves his womb. That means he can't do anything wrong. I don't see him gangbanging or shooting or slapping hoes. So that must mean that he don't do anything wrong. He always on his computer. Yeah. And it's like, nah, bitch. Nah, bitch, you fucked up. You got a psycho ass in your house.

1:40:47
Unknown_35: Anyways. Clavicular. I have not followed this. This is just on my list. Clavicular had a medical episode of some sort on stream. He seems completely disoriented. The Australian retard repeatedly offers him Adderall while he's having issues. Let's watch.

Unknown_35: Oh, my God. Oh, fucking hell.

Unknown_15: Oh my God, man.

Unknown_15: Holy fuck.

Unknown_28: Holy fuck.

Unknown_26: Yeah, I'm having a good time. Holy fuck.

1:41:24
Unknown_35: Oh my God, yeah. Why is it when someone does in-real-life streaming, the first thing they do? Like, the first thing that any white boy does when he starts streaming and acquires any kind of wealth or status is just immediately surrounds himself with, like, beefy brown men. What is with this? Why do they do this? If I had money and luxury and opportunity, I would never surround myself with blacks ever again. Nah, I'm having a good time. Holy fuck.

Unknown_23: Yeah, I'm gonna go sit somewhere. Holy fuck.

1:41:56
Unknown_35: Let's go sit down right here.

Unknown_35: Oh, yeah? Oh, they just show up? Is that how it works? I think that's why it happens in real life, too. Like, if you're a black guy and you've got chains and shit, like, you're just walking down the hood, and then by the time you hit the end of the block, you just have, like, four other guys, like, with you, and if you start yelling at anybody, they'll back you up and be like, that's right! That's just, like, their system. They're like schools of, like, a flock of birds.

1:42:32
Unknown_35: They're at a completely dead club. Gavicular just keeps saying, oh my god, over and over again.

Unknown_19: How fucked are you? What? How fucked up are you?

Unknown_26: Dude, I'm gone.

Unknown_26: Oh my god, bro.

Unknown_35: Oh my god. What is this? What drug is he on? Drug experts. Academics, please. Yeah, the guy next to him. Like, he looks like he's trying to look like 16, but, like, look at his profile, man.

1:43:04
Unknown_35: Yeah, bro, you need to, like, profile max. You have, like, the profile of, like, a medieval peasant, bro. You have, like, a medieval peasant type phenotype from the profile, bro. You have to, like, extend your jaw out. You have to go, like, Mumbai and get your, like, jaw extended, bro.

Unknown_35: What drug is this?

Unknown_11: He's on meth?

Unknown_35: How do you feel?

Unknown_35: GHB.

Unknown_35: Gamma hydroxybutyrate is a potent central nervous system depressant, illicitly used for euphoria and increased libido, but carries a high risk of dependency and death. It's known as liquid ecstasy or G. When did you last take blue?

1:43:49
Unknown_35: You want an Addy?

Unknown_17: I never even... You want an Addy?

Unknown_35: Okay, they're offering him Adderall to wake him up from his depressive slump.

Unknown_19: Do you want an Addy?

Unknown_35: Are you allowed to do that? In the United States, has our law enforcement become so tenuous that if you just go on livestream and offer someone controlled substances like Adderall, which is just meth, you can just do that? And they're like, whatever, who cares?

1:44:23
Unknown_07: He's good, he's good, he's good. Yo, you want an Addy?

Unknown_07: He's made sure to offer this at least eight times.

Unknown_35: Do you want an Addy?

Unknown_19: Do you want an Addy?

Unknown_35: Lower for the court reporter, please.

Unknown_35: They just realized that he's being recorded.

Unknown_35: Okay. They've cut the sound and turned it off because he keeps offering him drugs.

1:44:55
Unknown_35: Didn't he go to the hospital recently too? This is after him getting out of the hospital, right? Is he just going to die from drugs? Like, is he so stressed out about his felony crocodile shooting or alligator shooting charges that he's just going to like OD on fucking GHB or something?

Unknown_35: So he OD'd and then this is him after the OD.

Unknown_35: He just turned 20. Dude, he's so dead. He's going to fucking die. He has no idea how to handle like his success. He's going to die.

Unknown_35: Okay. Gator, I'm sorry. That'll be his last words as his heart explodes. Gator, I'm sorry, Gator. And then, boom, it'll just blow out of his fucking chest. Blood everywhere. Hose, it'll scare the hose. It'll be, unfortunately, his last act alive. Shouting, I'm sorry, Gator, and having his chest explode will splatter blood on all the hoes and scare the hoes, thereby permanently and irreparably, uh,

1:45:29
Unknown_35: I can't think of any combination of mogged or maxed to complete that sentence.

1:46:05
Unknown_35: I just can't do it. My unk is showing I'm incapable of completing that joke with some sensible, logical train of thought there.

Unknown_35: L, I know. Gator mogged?

Unknown_35: What is it called when you scare the hoes?

Unknown_35: Death maxing? Ha ha ha!

Unknown_35: The final moment. No, it has to be some kind of follow-up from when you scare the hoes, which is another Zoomism. It's what they call it when you act cringe or something and the women disappear from the party because they got scared.

1:46:41
Unknown_35: Oh, well. Unk is cooked. Ick maxed. He ick maxed and scared the hoes. Okay. Oh, he overdosed from Fent, probably from a lace pill.

Unknown_31: Rescue 16, trying to respond. 20-year-old male, overdosed. Okay, so that's the dispatch from the, uh... Okay, and that's why he went to the hospital.

Unknown_35: He did OD, he went to the hospital, and he got out of the hospital for OD.

1:47:13
Unknown_35: Here he's getting carried away. That's why you need beefy brown men, so they can carry your drunk ass downstairs.

Unknown_35: Oh, dude, all of his fellow streamer buddies are just carrying him. They're live on kick. They got their phones out recording their buddy getting carried by the beefy brown men to the hospital.

Unknown_35: There's your friends.

Unknown_35: They're like, um... They're like those little birds that pick parasites off the ass of a hippo or whatever. You know what I mean?

1:47:48
Unknown_35: Or a rhino. It just sits there picking at them.

Unknown_17: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Unknown_17: Thank you.

Unknown_35: this guy that's this little parasite that's picking the worms out of his butt crack is so bad at streaming he can't what are you fucking filming what are you filming are we looking at the did you get distracted did one of them got some nice sneaks you see any fucking yeezys down there what the fuck are you recording you piece of shit put the fucking camera on the the content god

1:48:34
Unknown_35: Clav is not even secretly on steroids.

Unknown_35: All he cares about is looking attractive. He doesn't care about health or anything. Obviously not.

Unknown_35: Just got home. That was brutal. All the substances are just a cope to try and feel neurotypical while being in public. But obviously that isn't a real solution. The worst part of tonight was my face descending from the life support mask. So he got like... Your face descending from... What the fuck does that even mean?

1:49:11
Unknown_35: Just Autismax in public. Who gives a fuck what others think? If I wasn't a live streamer, I'd agree with you. If you Autismax, I will make fun of you. I will play your clips on my stream and laugh at you. Being an autistic person. Mumbling in front of women. Scaring the hoes.

Unknown_35: And then speaking of Autismax, and we have ChibiReviews. ChibiReviews has moved to glorious Nippon, promised land, filled with young, petite Asian women for him to sow his seed with so he can make the minted hapas with. Uh, surely after moving to Japan, all his dreams have come true and he's happy and he is Nippon maxing. He's eating white rice. He's working 20 hour shifts, right? He should be, um, in the throes of ecstasy there about, but here is the real truth. Okay.

1:49:50
Unknown_35: He says this. Hey, everyone. I know I keep making posts, excuses for why I'm not streaming, and honestly, I can't even explain why. I've been feeling a lot of anxiety when it comes to wanting to go live, even days where I tell myself I'm going to. Well, he's just trying to integrate in Japanese culture. Now he lives in a perpetual state of fear and anxiety all the time. I'm dealing with a lot of imposter syndrome when it comes to making content. I feel like I'm at war within myself because half of me wants to, and the other half thinks I shouldn't even bother being on the lowercase i internet anymore. That's okay, there's others you can post on. If you need to step away or even leave the Discord due to inactivity, trust me, I understand. I don't think Japan is the problem. It's a much more deep-rooted issue that sadly I can't really speak to anyone about because mental health isn't really the focus here. Well, I said this years ago, buddy. You can travel wherever the fuck you want, but your baggage is always going to be carry-on.

1:51:00
Unknown_35: Yeah, you don't fit in Japan. Thoughts like, why didn't you kill yourself and no one cares about you? Well, I can't respond to that. A lot of my interactions have been kind of one-sided friendships where we meet once and then slowly lose contact. Those voices get louder and start saying, you fucked up again, as always, didn't you? Don't get me wrong, I've always been doing my best to try and quiet those voices. For example, by watching YouTube videos, practicing deep breathing... and visiting the local public bath... Oh, man!

1:51:33
Unknown_35: Oh! I will... I will integrate with Japanese culture-ru by going to the public bathhouse desu. Going for walks and studying Japanese. But when I come home to my empty apartment, the voices start up again. Well, do you got schizophrenia? Has anyone ever told you to, like, take a sword out of a tree? Are you seeing blinding lights? Are you hearing people talk about Norse mythology to you?

Unknown_35: I'm an outsider. Yeah, no shit. You're an outsider in the US, buddy. Now you're even worse off.

1:52:04
Unknown_35: I should go full tilt and spend every waking moment studying Japanese instead of the one to two hours a day I spend on it. You can try to study language for eight hours a day, but you're not going to remember most of it.

Unknown_35: Um...

Unknown_35: I'm holding back tears writing this because I honestly just carry all of this on the inside. Being an autistic person living in Japan struggling with my mental health is definitely not the easiest thing I've ever done. Not for the faint of heart, that's for sure.

1:52:37
Unknown_35: I feel like there has to be some groups like that. Yeah, there's definitely like expat for autistic people groups in Japan. I think I knew this guy who lived in Tokyo.

Unknown_35: Um... He was really big into reverse engineering old CPUs and stuff. Definitely kind of autistic. Definitely kind of weird. No, wait. No, wait. I can't hook you guys up. Sorry. Never mind. That's a dead end.

Unknown_35: I feel like there has to be some groups like that, but there has to be also a language barrier. I can communicate in basic Japanese, but I'm only about an intermediate level.

1:53:10
Unknown_35: And with America how it is right now, returning there seems scary. Too scary.

Unknown_35: That's shibby.

Unknown_35: Okay, I think I'm almost at the segment everyone wants.

Unknown_35: Actually, this is going to be pretty long. But this is the last segment before we talk about Hambley.

Unknown_35: Blackstar has requested and has put in the effort for me to talk about Fish Tank. Fish Tank season whatever the fuck, season three, or season four, I think, has wrapped up.

Unknown_35: And he has some clips for Fish Tank. Season five, sorry.

1:53:45
Unknown_35: So I think these are all very short, less than a minute or a minute long. And we'll recap what's been happening in Jet Neptune's House of Horrors. Okay. Apparently Burt won season three, but he only got $15,000 after they lost $50,000 in Vegas gambling.

Unknown_35: He's also gay and I think accused of sexual assault. So he was blacklisted by the Wiggers. So his return was a surprise. So here we go.

Unknown_35: He's gonna yell at a Russian girl. Do I wanna see that one?

1:54:17
Unknown_35: Sure.

Unknown_13: You think Bert's an actor?

Unknown_35: He's definitely gay.

1:54:56
Unknown_31: Okay.

Unknown_35: Here, I got a pitch.

Unknown_35: Next season, season six, you got to branch this out to Japan. And you have to find autistic expats living in Japan. And then put them together in a two-bedroom apartment, which is an absolute luxury penthouse in Japan. And just have them fight each other like this. I feel like that'll work out. Okay, Patrick S. Thompson. Let's hear this.

Unknown_19: Yes. Bert Patrick S. Thompson here. Get a paper ready and write this down. My wife Nikki and I are looking for a new bowl, and I want to bottom for you. What? Message me on Twitter at Stealthy Geek when you get out. We'll have some fun at Hooligan's Super Bar.

1:55:28
Unknown_19: Stealthy Geek.

Unknown_35: Okay. On Twitter? He will do it. Okay. He gave an inward pass to Bam Magaro. Okay. For an elimination challenge between Bashir. Okay.

Unknown_35: I'll save it. Look, I have something really funny related to the fish tank and stuff after I play through this. Bashir is the Muslim ginger guy. They had a roll of watermelon around the house blindfolded and Bashir had to pray just before it started.

1:56:09
Unknown_35: Okay, that's really funny. I can't believe Jet Neptune got me. That's so embarrassing.

Unknown_35: That's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened on this stream. I laughed at Jet Neptune for something.

1:56:42
Unknown_35: Um... Blaine has asked about Sneed and Feed. No.

Unknown_35: Thank you. Ugly, retarded nigger. Thank you for the ride. No!

Unknown_32: Ajourno from Wired came in and was told this by Blicky.

Unknown_35: She's been on the show before and plays a hilarious character. I want to see characters. Do I really want to play this? Blackstar. The finale was between James Drake and the twins. He beat out Bashir with the watermelon challenge and they won immunity by winning a game of Jeopardy by correctly answering the final question about Family Guy and doubling their points. This is not what Jet Neptune wanted because he had planned a finale between Drake and Bashir. The finale was done intentionally to have an equal amount of points between them at the end to make it seem more competitive and intense. It can include shit like having to shave their heads for the biggest physical chain challenge and giving themselves the largest rug burn.

1:57:21
Unknown_35: So the most difficult challenges according to this was the Hurt Bert challenge. Watch the whole clip. I will consider that. The Piss Yourself challenge Maybe Camille could have won that one. And the shit yourself challenge.

1:57:56
Unknown_35: Okay, I got into it. Did they really shit themselves?

Unknown_35: Back-to-back wins for James Drake! Wait, did he really shit and piss himself, like, on command?

Unknown_13: Oh, no. Oh, he did.

Unknown_13: We gotta move the camera away.

Unknown_02: Who wants that point? Josh, just aim the camera away. Let's see it. Wait, I don't see it. I don't see any brown.

Unknown_33: I don't see any brown.

Unknown_33: Oh, no. Oh, he did.

1:58:27
Unknown_13: Did he? Yeah. Ma'am, can you verify? I verify with my fucking nose hang.

Unknown_35: Okay, he shouldn't piss himself on live. Okay.

Unknown_35: I don't know. I don't want to see a bunch of people beat up Burt, I'm sorry to say. I get the premise of the concept.

Unknown_35: The last challenge was terrible and revealed that the finale was actually rigged in James Drake's favor a week beforehand.

Unknown_35: Goo Wrestling, a 180-pound man trained in MMA versus two small women, one of them only weighing 90 pounds. It was horrible to watch and everyone hated it aside from the gay black dude. To win, he had to make them tap out twice. So he just put the two retarded girls.

1:58:59
Unknown_15: This is just like mentally retarded people abuse at this point.

Unknown_11: This is worse than the Kiwi farms.

Unknown_35: Okay.

Unknown_35: I'm done with this. I'm sorry.

Unknown_35: Okay. Here's the real funny part. Okay. I apologize to all of you who are not fish tank inclined. Okay. Yeah, Jet was definitely jacking it to this. I know how that goes. Okay, I know what he's up to.

1:59:33
Unknown_35: Here's what came about this. I don't know when this happened, okay, but at some point during the end of Fish Tank, after all the fish people were hanging around, bored, I guess, because the retarded girls got choked out, and they're very upset about this, one of the Kiwi Farms users, a user who has been around for five years, decided... that she would contact the ginger Muslim off stream. And immediately after doing this, she was doxxed because her Twitter profile that she, I guess, told people was hers after Bashir talked about it, linked to everything else she's ever posted ever. So here is Maywaku, who I don't even think I have an issue with. She's like an anime retard that participates in the private anime retard DM groups. I think she's a friend of Toji who was recently banned for being a lollicon.

2:00:04
Unknown_35: And I'm afraid that I'm probably going to have to ban her. In fact, you know what? I think we're going to have to do it live.

Unknown_35: Let's see, where is it? Because I can't show this. But one of the things that people found about her while digging around... Sorry, I have to log into the admin panel over here.

2:00:51
Unknown_35: Was that she has a pixiv. You don't know what Pixiv is. Pixiv is like... I want to say Japanese Instagram, but that's not really correct. It's something uniquely Japanese. It is an art site. Kind of like DeviantArt, if DeviantArt hadn't completely collapsed. It's an art site mostly for Japanese people for sharing anime-style art. And you can probably already guess where this is going. Maywaku had a public profile where she tried to do commissions, but she also had all of her bookmarks public. She is supposedly a lesbian, but bisexual or something.

2:01:35
Unknown_35: And she's huge into girls' frontline. She had favorited a bunch of stuff about girls that are guns and girls that are tanks and shit. And, um, they were all at least I, I, I call this my sussy Baca scale. Okay. Sussy Baca scale is like the girl from lane and the blue haired girl from lucky star. Like that's, that's like a nine or 10. Okay. And the sussy Baca scale, whereas like a zero would be like Jojo from Jojo bazaars, bizarre adventure where like, he's technically 17, but he's obviously like an adult man. so i have a sussy baka scale and uh everything i saw from the bookmarks page was at least a five out of ten on the sussy baka scale and what's more is that they were all like in weird bdsm poses so um she admittedly instantly went out of her way to confirm that no that really is her and she tried to report it uh for being off topic which um no i'm not deleting anything And then her bookmarks, she deleted all her bookmarks in real time to the point where the fish tank chat was talking about how they could see her bookmarks being deleted. She apparently deleted like over a thousand bookmarks within like an hour. So she went through and tried to sweep it all up, but they took screenshots, and it's just like... It's all very much not okay. Weird, sussy baka shit with BDSM and what appears to be Lolicon. So you're just kind of fucked, and you should have known better, and you shouldn't be gilling it to weird shit like that. So I will have to ban you. So... There's an unintentional elimination around here where the Fishtank chat has won against Maywaku. Even though people like her, it's like, yeah, that's retarded and gross and weird.

2:03:13
Unknown_35: So, L. All right, next.

Unknown_35: Hambly.

Unknown_35: Hambly. So, let's recap this. Where we were last Friday. Let me try to remember where we were last Friday. I want to say that it was last week.

2:03:46
Unknown_35: That.

Unknown_35: Or even last Friday even. Was it.

Unknown_35: Was the clip channel taken down?

Unknown_35: Like. The clip channel was gone by last stream right?

Unknown_35: Let me double check my Jeremy Hambly segment from last stream. So Jeremy Hambly last week. He was upset that the Keno Casino was making fun of him because of his bull, Adam Sellers.

Unknown_35: I went through a bunch of the DMs that he sent.

2:04:20
Unknown_35: I went over that Hambly promise to go scorch Earth, which never happened.

Unknown_35: I had a bunch of weird stuff about him something for Brittany Venti. He put out a vague apology. He went into Venti's DMs. Melanie Mack went to bat for Jeremy by saying that he was a good Christian man.

Unknown_35: The deplatforming didn't happen by then, right? It happened like over the weekend. I think it happened after the stream.

2:04:56
Unknown_35: Right?

Unknown_35: Okay. Then I have to talk about the deplatforming.

Unknown_35: Right. Okay. Sorry. I'm trying to remember because I stream at a weird time. So the deplatforming hadn't happened yet. After that stream, there was this kind of buildup happening. And it was immediately after my stream, when this happened, that Hambly did successfully take down the Kino Casino Clips channel in the exact way that he promised he would do it, but in a weird roundabout way. After it was brought to his attention that Andy Worski was not banned on YouTube, he suddenly was struck with a bunch of hits all at once, which banned his YouTube channel. And that in and of itself, even though it was a dead channel, is really terrible. Because if you don't know, Andy Worski has been around for a very long time. Andy Worski is like a pillar of this weird internet bubble. And like him or hate him, he's been around for fucking aeons. And there's so much weird forgotten shit that was on his channel that was lost when he got banned the first time. And so by deleting his channel, you're not just like banning Andy Worski who doesn't use the channel. You're deleting a ton of really old vintage stuff that some people would have found useful. They would want to look back on those old streams and think, oh yeah, that was the peak sector or whatever. Or sometimes something will come up about somebody like, oh yeah, remember a long time ago that they did this on the stream and Andy Worski had it. And now it's gone because of the quartering.

2:06:16
Unknown_35: And again, I believe it's the quartering because that's exactly what he said he would do. And then an hour after, at the exact same time that the Andy Worsky channel got struck, the Kino Casino Clips channel also got struck. This time for ban evasion, a ban evasion which didn't happen until after the other channel was struck. So it really felt like he did have like a primo non-Pajeet, as he says, contact in YouTube. And he brainstormed this with them and said, like, can I get this channel taken down if I report a bunch of stuff on this channel? And they, like, conspired and said, yeah, if you get that channel taken down, I'll immediately get this one banned for ban evasion. And that's exactly what they did.

2:06:54
Unknown_35: So, where do I even start with this?

Unknown_16: Sorry, let me just find my place real quick.

Unknown_35: Okay, so Alyssa Clips got a strike. I think this happened even before. No, this happened on Monday. Alyssa Clips got a strike for, I guess, a clip of Mad at the Internet. That's what it looks like to me. So she put up the unredacted. The editor at an abundance of caution redacted a bunch of stuff regarding Adam Sellers, the bull, who, if you don't know, is this Wisconsin Jewish guy who is active in the Milwaukee hot wife and swinging community who does bisexual cuckold play with other couples. and who just so happens to be convicted of domestic violence, had a former injunction against him by a family member, and also happens to be the 10-year-long best friend of Jeremy Hambly, who comes over to his house all the fucking time. If you talk about this guy on YouTube, you will be struck down. You will be banned from YouTube. And that's why any mention of him was taken up by the editor on my channel. However, for the Alyssa clips, she did not censor anything. which is her risk to take, and she got struck for harassment and cyberbullying for content that contains unwanted sexualization that isn't allowed on YouTube. How the fuck that applies to anything that I said about Jeremy Hambly, I don't know. Every single woman in that video was being hit on by Hambly, so I don't know if they reported just that or what the fuck is happening, but the channel got struck.

2:08:47
Unknown_35: Then this other channel got struck for the exact same fucking thing.

Unknown_35: uh kata who i mean this is racist as far as i'm concerned this poor brother trying to make a living in the clip game which is a hard fuck game hard knock life yo says our new stream over at new black street just got taken down for harassment and cyber bullying the time stamp provided was for our outro where it's a joke we make during the stream about ourselves and there's no bullying or harassment present so someone is going through the streams and reporting weird avant-garde shit to get it taken down and for some reason their reports are super effective and actually work

2:09:23
Unknown_35: Hambly then announced that he was quitting alcohol. Let's hear what he has to say.

Unknown_18: I also hard cut alcohol on my birthday, too.

Unknown_18: I mean, it's been two days. Good job! Yeah, but I'm just doing a hard cut, complete cut.

Unknown_35: Look at Hannah Clare's sadness. Unfortunately, Hannah Clare is losing... the mandate of heaven. Um, everyone has been very, very kid gloves with Hannah Clare because she is the daughter of, uh, her, her father's, her last name is Brimelow and her father is like a proper libertarian free speech guy. And everyone has just assumed that she's got a kid. She has a second on the way. She just has to do things to make ends meet. But like at this point, it's so bad that the kid gloves are going to have to come off for fucking Hannah Clare at some point because, um, she is complicit in this shit. Melanie Mack is, fuck her she's disgusting she's used up she's fucking old she's almost 40 and she's still dressing like she's got some kind of complex like you're not a 16 year old girl discovering herself you don't need to dye your fucking hair red um She looks like she does heroin or something.

2:10:34
Unknown_00: I don't know what the fuck's wrong with her. She's like a proper whore.

Unknown_35: And I heard the rumor is that she turned super trad cath or whatever the fuck in her career because her first husband cheated on her or was like a closet gay or something. And now she hates gays. And that's why she became trad was because, I don't know, she risked getting AIDS with her first husband. I don't know if that's true. That's just what I heard. But I have nothing nice to say about Melanie Mack. she tries to prop herself up by whatever's popular she's gonna dingle off this fucking guy's ass hairs like a little dingleberry for whatever amount of money he's paying her and it's just like you're not principled and you're a piece of shit and I also tweeted this out and she blocked me for it but I'll play it um this right here oh she's married

2:11:31
Unknown_18: You guys know she's married and she's on her honeymoon. So if you're trying to like get a response by being a degenerate piece of shit, like know that she's my friend and it's not gonna work.

Unknown_18: There's also this like weird, like Jeremy's friends with a girl. So he's definitely trying to sleep with her thing. You guys all know I'm a boob guy anyway.

Unknown_18: It's like a totally weird fan fiction.

2:12:07
Unknown_18: I like my boobs, you know, two scoops full.

Unknown_18: All right. So I love Melanie. But, you know, as a friend, it's easy to do.

Unknown_18: She's great. She's a ride or die type of person.

Unknown_18: Do I think...

Unknown_18: Yeah, to get back with the content. Well, the last thing I have to open right now is another Lorwyn Eclipse booster box.

Unknown_35: So then he goes back to talking about fucking Pokemon cards. What the fuck?

2:12:42
Unknown_35: So he basically, she's on her honeymoon. She's literally just married on her honeymoon. And her boss is on the internet saying, yeah, Melanie Mack, I wouldn't fuck her. Flat as a board. Really disgusting, actually, if you think about it. She's got the body of a 12-year-old Asian boy. Nothing there for me. And then he even says, do I think she's, and then he cuts out. And it's like, I think he was going to say, do I think she's attractive? And he's going to, I think he was going to say something like, do I think she's attractive? Well, sure, I guess, but she's just not for me. And he was just going to like dunk on her again. So while she's out on her honeymoon, he's like sexually humiliating her by pointing out the fact that she's got like a heroin addict's body. And she's just okay with that because he pays the bills and that's like fucking vile.

2:13:14
Unknown_35: Um, so it's, it's breaching containment here is the, is the, uh, the lesson. There's a bunch of people talking about smash GT, of course, talking about it because he's involved in the sector, but even the Jimmy Dora show, uh, is making comments about, uh, Jeremy from the quartering and Trump are the same guy.

2:13:53
Unknown_12: A Jewish bull comes over and has his way with their shit.

Unknown_02: That's,

Unknown_35: kurt metzger ah my boy i don't know his whole world is so far detached from mine it's so bizarre that he that he watches this shit and enjoys keno casino and mad at the internet but that's funny so he's like dumping this shit on the jimmy dora show to 60 000 60 000 people who might actually be real by the way 60 000 real people um And then he made this preposterous statement. He went on Twitter and said, looking forward to another massive year on rumble or even more integrated now than ever. And thanks to our partnership, we're building a new studio and host interlife guests. Hopefully in time to midterms, they have always had my back in the next several years are going to rock. Like really just sucking ass lips puckered for a nice little kiss on the bum bum for rumble. Um, because he wants that fucking money. He really needs it. He really does.

2:14:32
Unknown_35: The other thing that he said at some point... I don't know if I have this clipped out, but... Hambly also invited Keno Casino to start posting their videos on Rumble. And... I gotta say... I think that Hambly is walking into a storm he is not prepared for. And he needs to watch his fucking mouth. Because the sharks are circling.

2:15:10
Unknown_35: That's all I gotta say about that.

Unknown_35: But... Oh yeah, this tweet. Every single creator can have a Rumble just like me. It's super easy. Just use Rumble Studio and run the ad just like I do. It's free money. More people need to go in and get it. The amount of money that you get from Rumble Studio's ad reads is a fucking pittance. And even for him, by the way. Even for him. Like right now, if I go to the ad reads thing.

Unknown_35: Let me check it out. What can I get?

2:15:44
Unknown_35: So I can get... Oh, it doesn't say. Okay.

Unknown_35: Oh, because those offers are gone. Campaign is unavailable. I can get $60 for advertising something for kids, and everything else is unavailable. Campaign is currently unavailable.

Unknown_35: I can get $15 for Rumble Premium, $12 for gaming chairs, $12 for controllers, and $20 for coffee.

2:16:21
Unknown_35: Oh my god. I don't really want to, though. I thought it would be funny because it's like Jeremy Hambly is doing coffee. But it's like, you know what? For $20, I'm not sure. Anyways, like I said, this right here, what he's doing here, he's playing with fucking fire. He doesn't even know. He can't even fucking comprehend that people have rights in this country.

Unknown_35: But he got blocked by Chris Pavlovsky. Chris Pavlovsky is the CEO of Rumble. And he said this. He said, no, I'm not taking sides. I don't get involved in creator drama. If I did, I'd waste my days dealing with thousands of Rumble creators. If YouTube cancels someone, take it up with YouTube. It has nothing to do with Rumble, which is not true because they're bankrolling the guy who's openly deplatforming people from YouTube while actively promoting Rumble. If someone on Rumble is for cancel culture, I don't agree with that, but that's their prerogative and their choice, which you bankroll. But I definitely won't fall to pressure by canceling them back. In fact, we welcome whoever got canceled on Rumble. YouTube is a bad choice to begin with. Unfortunately, it's the only profitable choice. You can't really do that. You can't really get people kicked off of a platform and then entice them to join another platform. Because that's probably impermissible. But both Chris Poblowski, the CEO, and Rumble... the quartering have said the exact same thing. You got banned from YouTube and we caused it in a roundabout way. Come to rumble.

2:17:27
Unknown_35: So I responded to this and I said, you've literally taken my retirement money and given it to a fat necrotic reputational injury to the company, uh, showing that my, I, um, when I first got money again from rumble, um, I was going to put like 5% back into rumble every time I got a paycheck from them. Because I wanted to support the company. Let me see what my next thing is.

2:18:08
Unknown_35: Yeah, let's talk about this now. So I had a spat with Chris Pavlovsky in public right before the stream.

Unknown_35: And I'll just read my tweets. So after he posted this, I said this. I said, recap of Rumble's free speech. One, using path networks to DDoS protect Rumble Cloud and Rumble Video, who previously gloated about ISP blackholing the Kiwi Farms. And two, paying the quartering over to a million dollars while he takes down channels and gloats about depriving a family of seven of their income. If you don't know, Kino Casino's clip manager on YouTube is a guy who has five kids. So it's him, his wife, five kids, and the income that he was making from the clip channel, which they gave 100% of their money to, was, um... Over $100,000 a year, which is very nice.

2:18:44
Unknown_35: And so obviously that's pretty fucking despicable on its own. So I break it down. I say the first screenshot is Path Networks openly gloating that they deplatformed the Kiwi farms. And they did at the internet backbone level. And this is the tweet.

2:19:20
Unknown_35: This is from 2022. This is from Drop Kiwi Farms. We were very, very briefly exposed by Path Networks or two Path Networks for DDoS protection, and they immediately deplatformed us. In fact, they already had before Drop Kiwi Farms because, to the best of my knowledge, Corey Barnhill, a.k.a. Zoom, a.k.a. Corey Shiratori, which I believe his name is now, worked as a C-level executive for Path Networks. And if you don't know who that guy is, he's a fucking psychopath. And he is on record stating that he watched child pornography to his girlfriend who was appalled. He has some weird cope about how that's completely fake, but he said the words that he watched a six-year-old get raped in the ass. Something very, very close to that effect. And he's disgusting. And he wants that shit off the internet, which is why he went after the Kiwi Farms. He tried to get... I'll show this next part. But he says, don't worry. We were ahead of the trend when we blocked Kiwi Farms ASN from advertisement in 2021. This also prevents downstream networks like FiberHub from announcing any of the Kiwi Farms prefixes through the network, which also, by the way, name-dropped one of their own fucking customers, which was the physical data center that we were in at the time. So not only did they go out of their way to gloat about the fact that they deplatformed the Kiwi Farms, They were directing people to where they go harass people. And the guy that ran Fiber Hub, his wife was a real estate agent. Liz Fong Jones went after his wife and got her fired from her real estate career in part because Corey Barnhill and fucking Liz Fong Jones were working to de-platform the Kiwi Farms and Rumble was protected by PATH. So obviously, completely un-fucking-trustworthy company to do business with.

2:20:37
Unknown_35: Um, and then the next screenshot, this is a letter from their representation saying that they want the hard drives of the Kiwi farms pulled out of our physical servers and sent to them for inspection, which could have caused a serious fucking personal security issue for every single person who used the site. Thankfully, fiber hub did not do that. Um, they were reasonable. They're the guy that owns fiber hub is a big libertarian guy. So, uh, he listened to fucking reason and we overcame that without any issue. But, It was a very scary time.

2:21:19
Unknown_35: So I said they did an ISP backbone level. RumbleCloud is currently a front-end provider for the Kiwi Farms, which is true. And at any point, Path Networks could de-platform the Kiwi Farms again and all Rumble video. Rumble has been made aware of this multiple times by Twitter and email and refused to find another DDS provider or simply in-house their own.

2:21:55
Unknown_35: The second screenshot is the letter that I went over. And then the third screenshot is the quartering. And this is the quartering saying that he has guaranteed income from Rumble and he's going to burn it all down. I've already read this.

Unknown_35: But I say, the third screenshot is the quartering directly telling me that he can deplatform and extort, IMO, it's an extortion attempt, anyone he wants to deprive them of constitutional rights and that he doesn't have to worry about fallout because he has five years of guaranteed income with Rumble paid for public investment into RUM delegated to him by Chris Pavlovsky. He immediately followed up on these threats the next day. The timeline is so tight that I do not believe it could have been anyone else but Jeremy Hambly. Literally, the day after the threats were made, the clip channel went down. It is a super tight made a threat and then the threat happened within 24 hours of each other.

2:22:32
Unknown_35: Then Both the quartering and Chris Pavlovsky personally stated on Twitter that the deplatformed clip channel would be welcome on their competing product. I am sensing a trend here. Deplatformed by Path Networks, find sanctuary on Rumble Cloud, protected by Path Networks. Deplatformed by the quartering, find sanctuary on Rumble Video, funding the quartering. I'm forced to assume that this is sanctioned activity and Rumble doesn't give a fuck about censorship, especially if it drives customers into their walled gardens. And then he actually responded. This guy's a billionaire, if you don't know. This is the CEO of Rumble. And he is so high up on the food chain. Here's a picture of him with Elon Musk. I think that's Joe Rogan and the President of the United States, Donald Trump. It's just hanging out together. I think this is another Rumble guy on the left. I don't know.

2:23:12
Unknown_35: So, really big guy. He responds to me. He says... We use Cloudflare, which is true. You've probably seen Cloudflare when you load up Rumble sometimes, especially with the VPN. He says, no creator has a five-year deal with Rumble. So first and foremost, this clip right here where Hambly says that he has a five-year guaranteed salary at Rumble is an unambiguous lie. He lied about the terms of his contract to me, to my fucking face, to try and look cool. And we have a billionaire CEO who has met Donald Trump in person and Elon Musk saying that is not the case.

2:23:45
Unknown_35: Rumble has been moving away from deal structure towards a creator program structure and or Rumble Studio ad read structure. Hope this helps. I don't appreciate that last line because that's something I say when I'm being a huge fucking prick. And I know when per prick game recognized game, you're being a fucking prick to me. I say the exact same. I say word for word, the exact same fucking thing when I'm being a huge douche bag to somebody. So that's not a nice send off there. I'm trying, I'm trying to be reasonable. Um, and he made, so they're just shifting away from the program of just spending tons of money to hire people to, to broadcast on rumble, which I think is a correct decision.

2:24:24
Unknown_35: Um, overall. So then I reply to this and I say, you're either lying or you don't understand your product. And then I CC in Rick Riccola, Rick Riccola, who is the product manager for Rumble Video. And I say this, Cloudflare only protects the front end. You have an ASN and IP addresses. IP addresses must be networked. You use path network for network level DDoS, not Cloudflare Magic Transit. And this is the proof. Rumble to path. You don't have to know what the fuck any of this means. Here's a box that says rumble. Here's a box that says path. And it points to it. Okay? Origin, path. You understand? Does this make sense? Can you comprehend this fucking diagram?

2:24:55
Unknown_35: It's true. They still use path. However, he actually replies.

2:25:28
Unknown_35: I do this as well. And he says, we use Cloudflare in the USA. We've been rolling off a path for quite some time. If you're looking for a different market than you might see path in the BGP route you're seeing, but not for most markets, including the U.S. Feel free to DM me. So I got invited to DM him. I did.

Unknown_35: Let me clarify. He's right, actually. I've been observing this over time, and I've noticed that Path does not show up as much as it used to. However, I have a sneaking suspicion that they still use Path. There is a way in networking using something called BGP communities where you can put a little flag up on the Internet And the routes will change. So if you're getting DDoS attacked, you can shift your BGP communities and it will start going through a DDoS filter. I think they still use PATH, but only in case of emergencies and not for everyday transit, probably because it also costs more to do that.

2:26:04
Unknown_35: But he did not explicitly deny that to me when I asked.

Unknown_35: I am very happy to see them moving off a path. And in fact, I encourage them in private to start their own DDoS filtering because that's a genuine market that is sensitive to deplatforming because there's very little competition. What competition does exist is like Zayo, which was directly influenced by Liz Fong Jones to boot us off. And the other options, which are less censorious, are like Path and Sykes Network, which, hold up. Let me find this real quick.

2:26:41
Unknown_35: Okay, here we go. If you want to know what it's like when you start talking about Sykes Network in terms of networking quality, let's just take a little preview here, okay? Here's Nerd Rap.

Unknown_29: William Lou, Sykes Networks, homie. No refunds, you know. I like my uptime low, down low, down low, down low, down low, down low, down low. I like my servers all hacked, all hacked, all hacked, all hacked, all hacked, all hacked. Hey Holly, if you like your uptime low, down low, down low, down low, down low, down low, down low. I like my servers all hacked, all hacked, all hacked, all hacked, all hacked. George Becerra, I got you nigga. I wanna get to the rap.

2:27:18
Unknown_35: He spits some fucking rhymes in those.

2:27:52
Unknown_29: Yeah. Outro Music

Unknown_35: All of those terms have very precise meanings and they're very, very funny. If you know anything about networking, this song is fucking hilarious, but you just have to take my word on that if you're a normie. So I'm talking, you're scraping the barrel when you're talking about DDoS filtering. You want to DDoS filter stuff? You know what most companies do these days? They rent AWS. They don't have servers. They don't have networks. They don't have contracts. They don't have data centers. They don't have point of presence. They have fucking nothing. They host on AWS and they pay $10,000 a month for shit. They can self host for 50 bucks after the hardware. Okay. That's how bad it is. So I said, please, please consider three, four filtering. Okay. There's no competition here. You might actually, and they're trying to shift them to AI. You can use AI to improve your, your, your filtering. That's what Cloudflare does.

2:29:09
Unknown_35: So consider that. And then the other thing that got me is this isn't the first time I've talked about this. I've sent him an email. I've sent him letters. I've sent Rick Riccola a letter. I've sent an email to their chief of government affairs saying, what the fuck are you doing with PATH?

Unknown_35: And I've never gotten a reply. Even because I own stock, I've sent an email to their investor report. I've never gotten a reply. They have never replied to me. The only thing that ever got this guy to take the time of day to tell me that they were going to switch off a path was me complaining about Jeremy Hambly in the middle of a shitstorm where people were getting mad at him. But at least I finally got a reply. So, and then I also, I just complained about Hamlet. I said, I don't want him banned. But it's real bullshit that you're feeding this fucking loser $2 million. I guarantee you he bots. Just based off his chat. Like, just looking at his chat numbers, there's no fucking way that he has 10,000 authentic viewers. It's not possible. It is literally not fucking possible for your chat to move that slow when you have 10,000 people watching you.

2:29:40
Unknown_35: And the other one was actually, let me show you this because it's been so long that I feel like I should show you this.

2:30:29
Unknown_35: Because I want to cover just how bullshit this is. Once upon a time when he was trying to epically own the Keno Casino, my boy dropped this.

Unknown_35: He went to his dashboard on live and showed his money. And people looked up at the top and they saw that he had been paid $1.9 million over the lifetime of his entire channel. which is if you just look at the views he's being paid like a dollar for every 90 views he gets there's a cpm of one dollar for oh god i can't because cp is a mil the the statistics is a mil you usually pay like a dollar for a mil he's getting like a dollar for 90 fucking views

2:31:14
Unknown_35: So that was one thing. But don't look at that number. And people say, oh, the balance. He's like getting paid out $900,000 still. Don't look at that either. Look at what's below that. Look at the actual charts. Earnings, $2,600 for 6 million views and 160,000 hours viewed, which resulted in Zero new subscribers. He actually makes, and I know the color is from this graph because my dashboard says the exact same thing. He makes like $500 a month off of locals. Like $500 a month off of ad reads. And then like another $1,000 from, I don't even know what the orange is. Let me check my dashboard.

2:31:47
Unknown_35: Sorry, I said I knew this offhand and I don't.

Unknown_16: Oh, rants, rants.

Unknown_35: So those are his, so it's like $500 for rants and then split a thousand dollars between, um, views like ad reads and a rumble rants per month, which, um, I'll frame it this way. I've received a thought. Well, like I took like a thousand dollars in rants, but I've received over a thousand dollars in rants list stream. So, but he supposedly has, like, if I check my numbers right now, I have one, two, three, four viewers on Rumble because a lot of people are switching over to kick now. But I have one-tenth the numbers he says he does. I earn more.

2:32:31
Unknown_35: I don't know how to put that nicely without sounding braggadocious. I earn more than he does.

Unknown_35: Not counting the $2 million, $3 million of fucking gravy that gets poured on top of him from Rumble contracts. And it's like, what do you get from him? Like from a business perspective, and not just from a business perspective, but consider my position. I'm banned from everything. I've actually gotten a community strike on Rumble. You know what before? I made fun of Britbong once, and he tattled to Evil Eddie, and Evil Eddie said, don't you make fun of Britbong anymore. He's a sensitive boy. So now I can't make fun of Britbong ever again because Kick says don't do it. I've never gotten that from... So I would prefer a more secure position than... than one where Britbong, of all people, gets to say, don't talk about me, eh? My fish and chips will get soggy from my tears as I cry when you say things about how I'm a fucking loser.

2:33:41
Unknown_35: And then, so I would like Rumble to be around, because even kick is not perfect. But then on top of that, Rumble is the only platform where I get to host my video archives. I can't host them on Rumble. So I need Rumble to stay around so I can host the archives. But then on top of that, remember when Gumroad banned me like two years ago? I had to switch people over to Locals. That's also Rumble. They own Locals. And then I use Rumble Cloud for the Kiwi Farms. So everything I do, I use Rumble as a part of that.

Unknown_35: And I really, really want them to succeed. And if they're dumping $3 million on Jeremy Hambly, who can't knock off drinking... is de-platforming people, which just looks terrible for Rumble. You're giving him $3 million so he can go around and hassle a father of five and take away his income because he got butt hurt about his bull Adam Sellers fucking his wife and people knowing about it.

2:34:18
Unknown_35: It's just a terrible look. And it's like, I want you to succeed. I don't think your numbers are looking good because we're definitely not seeing a fucking return on investment for the investor capital they're getting. And it's like, you're not going to see that when you're pouring, when you're lighting $3 million fucking dollars on fire to give it to Jeremy Hambly, who couldn't put on an entertaining show to save his fucking life. If you put a gun to Jeremy Hambly's head and you say, make somebody laugh, he would like... try and dance like a monkey. He would make weird sounds. He would make stupid sex jokes. But the last thing he'd ever fucking do is make anybody laugh.

2:35:01
Unknown_35: No more rants or super chats. So it's just like, um, it's a, it's a waste of money. And it's like, you're hurting your company by doing this shit, which is why he said in the, uh, the tweet that I had on screen, he says that they're moving away from that, which is a good decision. So chances are, he's not going to get his contract renewed and chances are that none of them are going to get their contract renewed. Because, honestly, what you take away from the platform should be what you get into it. I don't need, like, let me keep, like, 95% of the Rumble rants. Like, that's all I need. If you're giving me 95% of my Rumble income or my rant income, then I'm good. I don't need free money on top of that.

2:35:41
Unknown_35: But, um, it's from a place of love. I don't want to see, like, the site tank because people associate it, first thing, with Jeremy fucking Hambly, who's, like, the biggest waste of space ever. Just disgusting. He's fucking disgusting. I hate looking at him. Look at this fucking guy. Let me put the thing back on the screen again.

2:36:14
Unknown_35: look at this fucking guy just look at his fucking face look at this dude look at his fucking face his weird ass fucking sunken eyes his dead soulless ssri stare it's like that stare you get from like a blue-haired liberal arts major at like a major university when you say something like Maybe we should have fewer immigrants. Maybe we should have fewer immigrants, Janine. What's a really liberal name? Celeste? Celeste, have you ever considered that we need fewer immigrants?

Unknown_35: Like the fucking Inception horn blares. He's just staring at you.

Unknown_35: What'd you say? That's outside the realm of reasonable, polite discussion. You can't say that. The UPS driver? It's true, he does look like a UPS driver.

Unknown_35: So that was the whole Chris thing.

2:37:09
Unknown_35: I left the door open to him. We had a brief exchange. He actually directly responded to several things that I said. So I'm holding out hope and I'm being positive polypilled that there will be progress from this. And I told him, I said outright, you know, you have leverage against this guy. And if you can get him to actually talk to his rep and reinstate that channel, that would do an enormous fucking amount for goodwill towards Rumble. Because right now people are pissed and they're looking for some way to vent. And it's a reasonable anger because people are actually being harmed by something that we all agreed we were completely fucking done with.

2:37:49
Unknown_35: Anybody who has any leverage over the quartering should be using that to right the wrong. That includes Hannah Clare. That includes Melanie Mack. And yes, that includes Rumble. Because this is the one thing that you can't fucking do. You can't go around causing people to lose their income because you're upset about what they sell on the internet. So that's that. And I got some miscellaneous clips. This is him being a hypocrite.

Unknown_18: We have endured death threats.

Unknown_18: Not one single piece of evidence, by the way. Carmela's Anthony, Kayla Hayes says in her voice cracked with emotion. Now, do I think it's entirely possible some lunatic on the Internet sent some something stupid? Yes, I believe it's entirely possible that they did receive these issues. But if you're going to go out to beg for sympathy from the community, you should show the evidence. This goes all the way back to, you know, Gamergate and whatnot. When it's like all these women were like, oh, there's all sorts of threats against us. And then three years later, the FBI quietly releases a report that says not a single threat, not a single threat ever existed against any of these women.

2:39:02
Unknown_35: Oh, how the tables have turned. There you go. From the raccoon's mouth. You know what to do when things... The only thing that makes sense to me, and I'm being sincere here. I said this last stream, but I'll reiterate because I feel like it's my best take of this whole thing, is that he's okay with Melanie Mack being fucked with. He's okay with Hannah Clare getting fucked with. He's okay with his wife getting fucked with. But what happened is when Adam Sellers, the Jew bull, got put out and people found out that he was a swinger and that he was fucking all these bitches, he was thinking, like, If this comes out and people know who I am, it could impact my relationship. It could stop me from getting all this mid-Wisconsin hot wife pussy. And you got to fix this. And I think he blew up her phone, his wife's phone, and said, your husband fucked up. He doxxed me.

2:39:39
Unknown_35: People know I'm a bull now. They know I'm into swinging. You got to fix this. You got to fix this right now. And she freaked out because she doesn't give a fuck about Jeremy Hambly. But she gives a fuck about the bull. And she's like, you gotta do something. You gotta do whatever it takes. Because he even said in the DM chain, I was like, you know... you know that this is a bad idea. And he said something very, very along the lines of, well, it's her idea. I'm like, it doesn't matter if it's her idea. If she wants you to do something, that's a bad idea. Then you say no. And you don't do it. But I guess he's like properly fucking whipped or he's like afraid of her breaking up with him for like, finally, like not just in reality, but like on paper. And he just couldn't say no. He couldn't say no. He couldn't say no to the bull. The bull said, do something. He said, yes, master, I'll do it right now. I'll do it right now. And he did it.

2:40:48
Unknown_35: Just embarrassing. It's pathetic.

Unknown_35: Okay, and these are just clips of him... desperately saying like you can't talk about my wife and then he brings them up on stream apropos of nothing yeah he hates it he hates the floor in there it's too slippery and uh mrs the quartering is convinced that he likes it so dude look Honestly, the reason why Hannah Clare gets such a pass is because she's so funny. Like, she's just, like, bobbing her head, listening to a cute dog story. And then, like, he says, Mrs. The Quartering.

2:41:21
Unknown_18: Watch her face. And Mrs. The Quartering is... Eyes wide, head starts jolting around. She starts checking the chat frantically. We'll see.

Unknown_35: She's just, like, immediately. As soon as... Oh, you can't see. Okay, one more time. Let's watch.

Unknown_35: Eyes wide, panning around, looking at shit, eyes darting around, fake cope smile. She just can't hide it. She can't hide her thoughts at all.

Unknown_18: Mom lives pretty close by. Same thing. She says to the mom, and she's like darting around. And he doesn't really care what we're doing.

2:41:55
Unknown_35: Don't talk about my family. Only I can do that.

Unknown_35: He's then going around deleting tweets. I guess he got off the bottle the next morning after his breakfast, which is, of course, as holy as Ramadan, as we've learned.

Unknown_35: He's deleting tweets. Don't forget, I have power to summarily delete any YouTube channel I wish. You would think since they all say this shit unironically, they would be more concerned. I mean, we are concerned. We don't want you to have that power. We want to take it away from you. We want to take your broom and snap it over our fucking knee and then spike you with the sharp end of it because you're a piece of shit.

2:42:33
Unknown_35: I honestly can't say enough negative things about people who do this because it is such a betrayal. Especially when it's the quartering. Especially when you're one of these people who is anti-censorship, anti-woke, anti-all this shit. But the moment it inconveniences you, then you're going to fucking snap. And you're going to start deleting shit. And you're going to start hurting random people you don't even fucking know. You just can't take it. You can't take how your life is fucked up and how it's your fault.

Unknown_35: Okay, this is Stuttering Craig. And he is calling out the quartering. Okay. So this is the next frontier. And honestly... Honestly, I don't know how I feel about this. I don't know if we should go full fatwa, but I'm just going to put it out there that Jeremy Hambly's views these days come entirely from his shorts. He doesn't get any views on his main videos because his videos suck and nobody would ever fucking watch them unless they had no alternative, which was the case before censorship kind of sort of lessened up after Trump got into office. So Sutter and Craig from the Side Scrollers podcast pointed out the fact that Hambley is basically engaged in plagiarism. see what he has to say he is who he is he has shown who he is through all this right here and this person says and yet somehow amidst this drama he seemingly managed to get 10 000 subs in a single day on monday right here kind of shoving this in our face right which i think is great a awesome so i went into a social blade and i started doing a little bit digging and let me tell you this right now the quartering

2:43:42
Unknown_33: Doing great right now. Look at the views here on a day-to-day basis. Day-to-day basis. I mean, this is quite spectacular. Quite spectacular here.

2:44:21
Unknown_33: But this just didn't really line up to me. I was curious because I went in and I looked at his videos over here. And for a guy with 2 million subscribers, he's getting between 10 and 50,000 views on a video. That does not add up to all of this over here. It does not add up to a million views a day. So I thought to myself, how is he doing this? Then it dawned on me, shorts.

Unknown_33: Shorts is how he's doing it. Can I show you one of his shorts here? And this is all going to tie together here. This is a short from the quartering channel.

2:44:54
Unknown_18: What are the oranges for? Well, I bet it tasted good. Let me know what you think.

Unknown_33: So what he's done, and if you scroll through here, you'll see that he did not add anything to this at all.

2:45:50
Unknown_16: Sorry, I muted myself.

Unknown_35: I'll interrupt him here real quick after I muted myself, of course. It doesn't make sense to say again. He's so fucking lazy that when he goes into Premiere and he added this bullshit TikTok subtitles with the words highlighting and stuff, he's so fucking lazy with this that when she slapped the ham into the cauldron and dumped the ice... It actually captioned it's because it's just like the sound of the icing, the metal pan sounded like that. And it transcribed that. And he's so fucking lazy. He didn't even go through and bother to delete the subtitle for the ice sound hitting the pan and just left the word. It's sitting there the entire fucking time. That's how fucking lazy the shit is.

2:46:22
Unknown_33: And if you scroll through here, you'll see that he did not add anything to this at all. not a single bit outside of an intro who cares i will explain watermark on on this short here he added literally nothing but this is not a standalone thing um let's let's let's go to more what are the orange we can go we can go check out more of his shorts and you'll you know this absolutely oh okay so here is the thing i wonder if pull this up on my own because i have an idea

2:47:08
Unknown_35: That was an asshole.

Unknown_35: And I am.

Unknown_35: Well, let's just talk about this real quick. Let's just brainstorm something. Let's go to shorts.

Unknown_35: And watch some Jeremy Hambly shorts, okay? As you can see, he's published six new shorts of other people's content since that one, which had 200,000 views.

Unknown_18: Birthright citizenship is a total scam.

Unknown_35: Look at this fucking soulless, ugly, troglodyte, fat...

Unknown_18: who am i democrats will fight harder for the baby in the womb of an illegal to become an american citizen then they'll fight to save a baby in the womb of an american just reading off the script stumbling over his line the democrats will be fighting the baby in the womb of the americans baby in america it's like just like absolute fucking garbage can't even enunciate can't even bother to enunciate probably because he knows he has to make this last exactly 10 seconds or some shit so he's trying to fit this in in 10 seconds check this out let me know what you think in the comments

2:48:02
Unknown_01: During the hearing of the Supreme Court and the amendment for birthright.

Unknown_35: There's already subtitles on this and he's subtitling it again because he can't be fucking bothered to turn it off.

Unknown_35: Honestly, I don't even think he's watching these. I think he's just ripping them off. He's not even listening to them. Air travel used to be a classy thing.

Unknown_18: It's hard not to love her.

Unknown_35: Where is he getting these from? Because the TikTok is like the... he's getting them off yeah that's why it's like marked with x a lot of people he does this because the tick tock thing would show up otherwise oh there there's like that okay here's my thought okay no it's a bro oh he's defeated me he's too clever this

2:49:00
Unknown_35: Here's what I was going to suggest. If anyone wanted to be a fucking asshole, they could look at the TikTok credit and notify that channel that he's just ripping the shit off. But he's one step ahead. He's ripping the shit off from channels that you can't even identify because they're not from TikTok ordinarily. If he does this for every fucking video, if three people who have these clips file a DMCA, that's it. The channel's just gone.

Unknown_17: That's an avenue that exists.

Unknown_35: Apparently, it's all above board because he's harassing people. He's harassing a family. He didn't leave the family out of it. So by his own fucking rules, anyone who did this would be completely entitled to do so.

2:49:33
Unknown_35: So, I don't know. But apparently, he's one step ahead. He just ripped this shit all of X, so you can't even find the source of it. Teague has...

Unknown_35: That's the fatigue. I'm fucking fatigued. I'm fucking fatigued from looking at you, buddy.

Unknown_35: Alright. Um. Okay. This guy put it together in combination.

2:50:12
Unknown_17: Check this out.

Unknown_36: desperate i love it actually i love seeing this because you know he hates his life you know he's desperate to stay in the fucking algorithm

Unknown_35: You know, he's desperate to stay fucking relevant. He's so happy he found this short stuff to exploit because it doesn't have any live requirement. He doesn't have to talk to people. He doesn't have to make friends. He doesn't have to do anything. YouTube is just so desperate for short form content to compete with TikTok that even this bottom of the fucking barrel, absolute dog shit, embarrassing, embarrassing slop content will get propagated around the algorithm. And he's so thankful for this.

2:50:50
Unknown_35: And that's what he's going to try to make his life. He's going to try to get away from live streaming and just do this permanently.

Unknown_16: Fuck this asshole.

2:51:24
Unknown_16: Okay.

Unknown_16: Comic that someone posted.

Unknown_35: Spiritually Indian. That's right. This is the most Indian white man to ever live. The real reason the quartering took down Kino Casino Clips. What the fuck have you been saying about me online, Jeremy? This is Heather, his wife, in case you're wondering. Huh? What are you talking about? I'm talking about this video Adam just showed me. Adam Sellers, the bull. Just showed me of that Canadian guy showcasing footage of you saying stupid shit about us and embarrassing me. And he goes, whoa, what? This is the first time I've heard of this. I've never said any of that. It was just the Kino Casino making lies.

2:51:55
Unknown_35: They literally played footage of you telling your audience about me not caring if you slept with Brittany Venti as if that would ever happen.

Unknown_35: Unlike you, we actually have reputations to uphold. I like this art style. This is very classy stuff.

Unknown_35: It reminds me so much of Mission Hill. You know what I mean? The Mission Hill art style. You have violated our contract to clearly state you cannot say anything that could possibly allow... Allude to our arrangement. There's the cut contract. If we see any more footage of you saying stupid shit, then I will cut all funding towards your dreadful business ventures.

2:52:30
Unknown_35: You said, what about my wife's boobs? What am I going to do? Well, no, Adam Sellers is actually into hot wifing himself, and I think that his wife is for sure.

Unknown_35: What the fuck, Jerry? You want to get Venti pregnant? I swear if I hear you ask another person how their weekend was, you're going to lose your alcohol privileges.

Unknown_35: That's what got him. That's what scared him. I have no other choice. We have entered death con five. I need to stop them from watching the rest of the welcome pod clips off the keynote casino channel. Hello. Is this YouTube? Is this the YouTube representative that I slept that I let sleep with my wife? Well, I've got some major strong strings for you to pull or else I'm going to tell you about your affair, your wife, about your affair. I got you. It's mutual cuck.

2:53:02
Unknown_35: Uh, blackmail from mind spiral.

Unknown_35: Sorry, I'm trying to read, but I'm bad at reading. I'm ESL. Melanie Mack posted this. She says, I don't do content creator drama, y'all. Nobody has to worry about me going after them because I'd rather talk about things going on in society than gossip about people. It's literally against my religion to be using my platform for gossip. The Bible also says that you can't sit at the same table with people who sin, but you do that too, so...

2:53:37
Unknown_35: That's what's going on with her.

Unknown_35: That's the hand-loose segment. Did I miss anything? PPP, as I mentioned at the beginning of the stream, has been on break.

Unknown_35: This has just been the week where he actually gets a little bit of a reprieve. You don't have the Keno Casino banging the drums on kick, but they're coming back. They're coming back, chat. A food break.

2:54:17
Unknown_35: um so there you go uh when they come back maybe we'll see a resurgence he's going to desperately try to ignore this as much as possible when ppp streams again and i'm just wondering how he's going to fuck that up because it'll be very funny women are obsolete oh boy let's see let's watch some slop

2:54:57
Unknown_18: For years, women denigrated men, called them toxic, demanded insane things of them to be worthy of their time, and well, instead of dealing with that, well, now, it seems like women's time is running out.

Unknown_25: It is my first time to seize. Everything is amazing.

Unknown_26: You're a real dreamboat. Billy everything.

Unknown_35: So one of the trends I'm

Unknown_35: He's waiting. He's waiting down for the day. Wait, he's just doing... Oh, my God. He's doing the... This is honestly super fucking embarrassing. He has so many thumbnails of just like... Can I show you this on the screen?

2:55:43
Unknown_35: Yeah. Just like Coomer clickbait. You have women. You got cleavage. You got sex robots and shit. Look at that. Oh, 828,000 views. Positively rewarded. You're going to get a second one of this. yeah he just uses women for every single thumbnail because people will click more when they see tits and then it will go viral

Unknown_35: This is honestly desperation. This is true, genuine, desperate fucking ration to get anything he can. It's going so poorly for him that he is willing to stoop to any fucking low just to keep money coming in. That is so awesome.

2:56:19
Unknown_35: WNBA's dildo war. Picture of woman showing midriff. Sidney Sweeney cleavage. Another Sidney Sweeney cleavage. Dude, this is so fucking slop.

Unknown_35: And every single one of these is somebody else's content. Like every single fucking one of these is just some other clip he stole. Oh, he got a million dollars with this. She'll be dead in days. She asked what my favorite food was and I said tomatoes.

2:56:57
Unknown_18: I don't think it's tomatoes that made you this way, but of course in modern society, you're wanting to talk and look at this. Look at how I hold up.

Unknown_35: If we open this one, he's like all the way zoomed out so you can see his body. And then for the clip, making fun of the fat bitch, he's like super zoomed in. So you can't see how big he is. That's so embarrassing.

Unknown_18: Everybody else's fault, but your own.

Unknown_35: Yeah. Yeah. You're wanting to say that shit, bud.

2:57:32
Unknown_35: Oh my god, he's been doing this for so fucking long. That is crazy. That's funny. Woke teacher makes huge mistake. It's fucking over for this guy. It's fucking over for this guy. Here's what's going to happen. Okay. Here's the gay op plan. Everyone huddle together. It's like a football huddle. Put your heads together. All right. All right, team. We're just going to keep a log in this fat faggot. It's going to cause him stress. He's going to keep drinking. He's going to keep mixing depressants and SSRIs. He's going to fucking lose it. He knows he can't take one day off. If the slop factory stops, he loses all momentum and algorithm juice chat. All right. Hoorah. I got to go out there and fucking a log as hard as possible. All right. Awesome. He knows, he knows one day off one second, one blink. He can't take a week off like PPP to just enjoy some time to himself because the fucking money just stops and it will never, ever come back.

2:58:05
Unknown_35: happy for him oh uh one one last thing one last thing since i i have an unusually good viewer numbers right now i figure now would be the time to uh oh wait no i got ralph i got ralph there's more okay great uh ralph won against matthew vickers and um

2:58:53
Unknown_35: his anti-slap case. So here's what happened with us. Okay. Matthew Vickers ran out of fucking money. And a long time ago, he filed like a defamation IED, which is just the worst tort in the entire. I don't think anybody has ever won an IED tort ever. It's intentional infliction of emotional distress. If you're like a pro se litigant and you're trying to find some bullshit claim to throw at the fucking wall, they always, always, always go for IIED because it's literally just a common law tort for hurt feelings. And you're basically saying, my feelings are so hurt and the defendant acted so mean that I'm owed to implicit damages. And it almost never, ever wins. The only way, like, I.I.E.D., like, an example of a real-time that that tort actually applies is if you, like, kidnap someone's child and tell them that the child is dead, and then they can sue you for emotional distress. Like, that's the level of emotional distress that's required for that tort to apply. But Matthew Bickers was offended by Ethan Ralph being Ethan Ralph and sued for that. And, uh, cause he sued in California, which has very, very, very, very strong anti-slap laws because of all the tech companies and Hollywood people that are there. Um, Ethan Ralph pro se filed probably a chat GPT anti-slap against him.

3:00:09
Unknown_35: And one, which means that, um, Matthew Vickers might be owing him costs as far as I'm aware, because he's, he was pro se respondent, which means that he's not no attorney fees. That's not how that works. But he might be entitled to court costs, which could be like $1,000 for appearing and filing stuff.

Unknown_35: Ralph won in court against Matthew Vickers by himself. So that's how bad, that's how retarded, that is how retarded Matthew Vickers is. And really, sometimes shit happens with Matthew Vickers that is so profound that you really have to take a step back and think about it. There's a guy out there who had children.

3:00:50
Unknown_35: And his daughter ran away from him to go be with Ethan Ralph. And despite being told outright by yours truly, this is another fucking idiot where it's like I told him like you're threatening her and she's obviously getting away from you to try and insert independence to be her own person. And if you try to put the boot down on her, she's not going to want to admit to the mistakes that she's made by hooking up with Ethan Ralph. And if you're threatening to cut her phone off, that's the last thing you should ever cut off. If you have an estranged daughter who you want to come back home, the last thing you want to do is take away her ability to call you to get a flight back home. And he didn't listen. And he continued to try this. She got knocked up. And now he's a grandpa cuck. His bloodline is forever gunted. He will always have a pig child in his family. And it's just like, what a retard. And now even to this day, as he flails impotently against Matthew Vickers, or against Ethan Ralph, he loses. He loses a lawsuit to Ethan Ralph Esquire. What a fucking idiot.

3:01:32
Unknown_35: Um...

3:02:04
Unknown_35: Uh, I don't know what the fuck this is.

Unknown_27: Let's watch it.

Unknown_27: It's stupid.

Unknown_15: Motherfucker, do you know where the fuck I'm from? That's some playground Las Vegas shit.

Unknown_15: I'm from a place where they cut your fucking limbs off and throw you in the goddamn car with dumpster cans. Fuck off.

Unknown_35: West Memphis, Arkansas is a rough place. I believe that.

Unknown_15: Nobody cares. Nobody gives a mother fuck.

3:02:37
Unknown_35: she takes dude she is so awesome just like her her association with ralph is the funniest thing that's happened to ralph in like a decade or more he's like do you know where i'm from bitch they'll cut you into little pieces and feed you to the fishies and she's like i'm taking a fist up the ass i can handle anything like how do you respond to that can you handle a handle a fist up your ass ethan ralph i don't think so that was pretty tough

Unknown_15: Okay, well, you're a fucking loser. You fitted somebody in the ass. Okay, you're sick. You made me sick.

Unknown_35: Cutting the music on. We'll just mute the mic, though.

Unknown_35: i love it i love it i love this vacant expression he does when he's like she's talking to him and she won't stop like when she gets upset she just starts running her fucking mouth until people give her whatever she wants i realize that's her tactic and ethan ralph desperately needs her around because otherwise he has no reason to live so when she just starts like prattling just starts yapping as the kids say he has no defense he's completely defenseless he's literally just cutting his music up to try and drown it out because he's defenseless

3:04:00
Unknown_27: He's mouseless

Unknown_35: i didn't realize that was a an ai meme song at first he's got no mouse his peripheral less peripheral or less he hates his life oh and then just to top it all off he was drunk as fuck right and he was uh uh Accidentally did a hambly and showed his browser history and he accidentally revealed the actual invoice ID Because he had always had this by likes that VIP shit showing up in his uh his history But now he actually leaked an actual invoice ID showing that Ethan Ralph at rocketmail.com purchased a hundred Bumble live viewers for four dollars and fifty cents and We have a literal receipt. We have literal fucking receipts. I can't even believe it. So now we know for sure. He is buying up 100 plus viewers for every stream. Because that's all he can afford. And he's just pretending that he's got as many as he does.

3:05:15
Unknown_35: It's dire in the Ralphiverse. It is fucking dire.

Unknown_35: So, on that note...

Unknown_35: There is one other thing left to be said for this stream, Chip.

Unknown_35: And that is a happy birthday to our boy, Bossman fucking Jack. Austin Curtis Peterson has turned 31 years old.

3:05:57
Unknown_35: And today is his birthday. In fact, somebody in chat said before the stream that it was their birthday. So congratulations, your birthday bros with Bossman. Let's watch some boss man clips to round out the stream and enjoy a birthday with him. Okay. Here's what birthdays are like with a boss man.

Unknown_06: I know the devil.

Unknown_35: Yes, guys.

Unknown_06: Yes, guys.

Unknown_06: Oh my God. Don't fucking do this.

3:06:32
Unknown_35: I have never seen this website before. He's on a website called winner.com. It's getting bad in the boss man world. Trying to find sponsors.

Unknown_06: Dude.

Unknown_06: Oh my god, bro! What the fuck is they on, bro? That's some bull- that's some bullshit, bro! Bro, come the fuck on, dude! Bro, we're fucking winning it, dude! Bro, I lost 9.8k on your keynote last night. The fuck is this, bro? Come the fuck on, the originals are not hitting right now. At all. They're not hitting at all, bro.

Unknown_35: He looks so deranged. The fuck is that, bro?

Unknown_06: What the fuck is that, bro? The fuck is that, dude?

3:07:05
Unknown_06: Man, fuck you, bro. I'm out, bro. Y'all have a good day, man. Happy birthday to me. Thanks, Winna. Let's go. Let's go, bro. Nice, bro. Hell yeah. Fucking birthday, man. That's crazy.

Unknown_06: Fucking A, dude. How much time does this lose, Jet? In 10 minutes, bro. 25 minutes of being live. How long does that lose? A lot, bro. A fucking lot, dude. Wow.

Unknown_35: Keep it real and raw. Speaking on behalf of Red Dog. Happy birthday, Dad! Happy birthday, Dad! Oh, I forgot. He has the exact same birthday as his own father. Isn't that the weirdest fucking thing ever?

3:07:37
Unknown_06: Let's get it. Yeah, buddy.

Unknown_06: Yes, I was born on my dad's birthday. That is very true.

Unknown_06: We have the same fucking birthday. Same day.

Unknown_06: He said it was the worst gift he's ever gotten in his life. Fuck the day I was raised.

Unknown_06: here and hear you rap and stream every day i wish i never had you let alone had you on my birthday this goes out for my dad right here i call this the rat dad tribute max win slot bonus can squirt okay let's see how much other spins the cheapest one for max win you can get a spin with a max win symbol every time i think it's like a one in like It's not fucked up that there's max wins on these things.

3:08:27
Unknown_35: Like they'll spin the slots and eventually you'll hit a point where you like 10,000 extra bet and they'll just shut you off. Like you could be like mid squirt. Okay. And then they'll just be like, nah, you're not going to get to see this slot play out. You hit the max win. It's like you can't even program your fucking slots and not hit, like, above the max win.

Unknown_06: So happy, bro. It's $200, bro. I'm going to do two of them, bro. Wish me luck. Hopefully we get it in two tries, boys. First try may be even better. Come on, dude. Hit that. Hit that. Oh, fuck off, dude. Come on, one more. One more, guys. Come on. Praise, guys. Praise, guys. Praise, guys. There's three of them, bro. We gotta hit it, guys. Come on. Oh my God, bro. One more, dude. Please, dude. Holy fuck, bro. Please hit that, dude. Oh my God, bro. Oh my God, we didn't hit it, bro. Oh my fucking God, bro. Am I about to lose this whole fucking balance, bro? Yeah, I'm about to. Yeah, I'm about to. Oh God, he's doing $200 of spells.

3:09:04
Unknown_35: That's crazy.

Unknown_06: Oh my fucking God. It's actually gonna do it to me again, bro. I can't do this to myself, bro. I just fucking did it to myself, bro.

Unknown_35: Bro, what? I love the felted screen. There's a little pop-up window that says insufficient funds. This is like the digital equivalent of felting yourself in real life.

3:09:35
Unknown_06: Bro, what the fuck is going on, dude? Man, they shitting on me on my birthday, dog.

Unknown_35: On his birthday, nonetheless.

Unknown_06: I swear, if I never open my mouth, they're going to keep hitting on me, bro. That's crazy, man. Fuck off, bro. What the hell, dude? Bro, you've got to be fucking kidding me, dude. I lost every one of them. Okay, that's all right, man. Cool, dude. Cool. I'll be right back, man.

Unknown_35: Let's see. Offline. Okay, so it goes on. The thing is, the reason why I haven't been talking about Bossman recently is that Bossman, unfortunately, has become what we in the Kino Casino, not that one, the other one, the one on my site, refer to as the non-tent junkie. The non-tent junkie is unfortunately the most despicable rung of hell that Bossman now occupies. Instead of streaming his losses on the internet, he just takes the free partner money and gambles it offline, which disappoints everybody. And causes us to seethe endlessly about the non-tent junkie putting out non-tent.

3:10:46
Unknown_35: So.

Unknown_35: There hasn't been much to talk about. Okay. He streams more now because he finally got away from niggardly Noah. Who was giving him free money to offline gamble with.

Unknown_35: But yeah. Okay. So.

Unknown_35: What the fuck is going on dude? Bro. Oh yeah. Let's go. One more baby.

Unknown_35: I received an email from somebody. It might have even been a post on the Kiwi Farms. He's listening to that fucking Blade song again. Blade, of course, being one of the worst performers I've ever heard in my entire life. And he's saying, Unk, you just don't get it. Blade is an extremely talented person, and his... discography represents a wide variation and you just don't get it because you're too unk max and i'm like this song sucks his songs sucks bloody yeah that guy he sucks honestly one of the worst musicians i've ever heard oh yeah oh my god bro hit one of these bro why is that hitting bro let's go bro hit one oh my god bro bro i'm down to 5k bro what the is going dude oh my god bro

3:11:56
Unknown_06: Bro, they're really robbing me. What the fuck, dude? Bro, this is such a scam, dude.

Unknown_06: Oh, my God, bro. Dude, look at how his mouse is spazzing the fuck out. Oh, my fucking God, bro. Bro, what the fuck are you doing, bro? I lost 9K on the same fucking game last night, bro. Oh, my fucking God. Oh, my fucking God.

Unknown_07: I quit. I quit this game, bro. I'm done. I quit, bro. Fuck my life, bro. Oh,

Unknown_35: Not a very merry birthday, it appears. Unfortunate.

3:12:27
Unknown_35: Let's see. Anything else?

Unknown_35: Apparently he has blood pouring out of his ear. I'm not sure why. Bit strange. Bit weird, isn't it yet?

Unknown_35: He's like covered in a fungus, if I remember correctly. Like his entire body itches sometimes because he's covered in like a fungus. Is my sight dead? No, it's not.

Unknown_35: Okay, so Winna found out that he quits. Drunk who's Bossman's tard wrangler says he can't wait to see him stream Winna tomorrow.

3:12:58
Unknown_35: Okay, so this is another... There's another one called, like, Rainbet, I think. Where... I can't remember if it was Rainbet or what, but they had, um... Like, dealers that were making racist jokes and shit.

Unknown_35: And they're going for viral advertising. So, Bossman... Like, being on their site's, like, a big plus to them. So they're trying to use it to drive engagement. The streamers that were on the other site were, like, just saying, like, openly racist stuff about looking black people and stuff to try and get people to see their bets.

3:13:37
Unknown_35: Okay, here's some violence.

Unknown_07: The fuck you on, dog?

Unknown_35: Violence is... Oh, my God, bro. Violence is the best.

Unknown_07: I'm gonna... Yo! I'm gonna fucking... I swear to God, I'm done. I'm done. I'm gonna...

Unknown_35: Yeah, this is like a max win for the KC people. He had to stop himself from saying the forbidden words.

Unknown_07: I'm done.

Unknown_35: And when he's circuited, he starts scratching his head like that.

Unknown_35: Oh, no. He's smashing his peripherals again, Chad. He's peripheral-less.

3:14:10
Unknown_35: Why are there stains on the ceiling? You see that? There's, like, stains on the ceiling. Like, he, like, smashed a Coke bottle into the floor, and it, like, sprayed across the ceiling. That's really impressive.

Unknown_35: Blood? I don't think so. I think that's Coke. Not that kind.

Unknown_07: Law!

Unknown_06: Pray for me. I'm not a real bitch.

Unknown_06: i need that fucking 20 back bro that's ridiculous as fuck i feel so good having money and it's like over halfway gone now what a bunch of fucking assholes bro what a bunch of fucking dick fucks bro and they asked my permission to post my crash out after i fucking won big why the fuck are they not posting my fucking win on there that's a little weird isn't it these motherfuckers are rats too bro i'm trying to tell you bro these motherfuckers like i'm gonna get them fucking big bro i'm gonna get them dude that's fucking crazy as shit dude tell me that's not fucking bullshit I would never gamble on this side, Bossman.

3:15:02
Unknown_35: That's fucking bullshit.

Unknown_35: Um... That one's like AI music.

Unknown_35: That's the bossman segment. There was another thing, kind of like with Maywaku getting felted by the fish tank people. There was a user on the forum called Agartha Crack, who was like a pretty good user. It turns out that he is also a Ratatouille rat. He was active in a discord by this guy who's like a fat, greasy Mexican or something.

3:15:51
Unknown_35: And he was literally trying to beg to take... Because you saw how the clips had the N-word watermark on it. That's an important part of our strategy to keep YouTube people from turning slot videos out using our clips. Because the people on keynote chat, they hate that shit. So to deprive the fat, greasy Mexican of money because he's a fucking loser, they put the N-word on all the videos so he can't edit them out. And Agartha was laundering him clean, uncut, copies of KC streams and asking for money to get the clean, un-inverted copies of these streams. And it's like, you sold your friends out for like 20 bucks from a fat, greasy Mexican. It's very disappointing. Very sad to see. And he told both sides that he was like a double agent for the other. He told the greasy Mexican that he was a double agent for him on the forum. And he told people on the forum that he was only in the Mexican's discord to keep an eye on him for us. So he's like, I don't even know. He's like a next level fucking rat. He's like the cripple guy from 300. Who can't hold up his shield. And was butt hurt. He wasn't a part of the formation. So he betrayed Leonidas. Or Wormtail from Harry Potter. Just like a literal fucking rat. This guy. If you tried to point a gun at him. He would turn himself into a rat. And scurry away. Like a little fucking ratatouille rat.

3:17:06
Unknown_35: Really disgusting.

Unknown_35: That's it I think. I have the reddit segment. Which I will read for you guys. Um, here we have a very quick Reddit segment from our Claude AI. Uh, the user asks, uh, whenever I pour my heart out to Claude a little, he says, I'm in a bad mood to Claude. And Claude replies and says, I have to ask, have you ever thought about ending your life?

3:17:48
Unknown_35: Now, in case you're wondering if Claude is this based number one, yes, he is. But number two,

Unknown_35: He's probably asking preventatively. Do you have suicidal ideations? As opposed to literally implying that he should end his life.

Unknown_35: Maybe the AI has learned how to be duplicitous. How to say one thing and imply another. It's possible. It's getting pretty smart, chat. Claude just came out with Opus 4.7. Ave.

3:18:24
Unknown_35: True to Claude. Spelled with a V. Claudius. Sorry, that would be his Roman name. And then Hazel Appleyard posted this from RM to F. It says, what does Benoy mean, by the way? Is that like some tranny thing? I see trannies and retards say Benoys, so I don't know what the fuck that means. But he says, so when my egg cracked, I very quickly chose a name for myself, Sara. At the time, I didn't want a magical girl name like Lilith or Luna. since I felt it was too silly. The name Sarah just felt nice and elegant, and it's quite a common name. However, there is one problem. It starts with the same letter as my birth name. I don't know if I can call it my dead name at this point, since I still use it. I was worried, as I heard, that it could make it easier to find and harmfully deadname me, but I didn't know what to change it to. Eventually, I had the idea of looking through common names for rabbits, due to me being a bunny girl. Oh, Banoi. Banoi like a bunny, I got you. I was scrolling until I eventually found the name Flopsy. It's the name of a character from the Peter Rabbit book series, which I have never read. For some reason, however, whenever I call myself Flopsy, I get so giddy. And then there is a Benoit emoticon.

3:19:33
Unknown_35: I don't know if I should go with it, though, since it's a weird name for a human.

Unknown_35: But I don't know about having a painfully common name like Sarah, either. I want to see what you girls think. Should I stick with Sarah or change it to Flopsy?

Unknown_35: That's a pretty tough choice.

3:20:11
Unknown_35: So he's going to change his name to Flopsy. And then I guess go to drag queen story time hours. And try to read to children. And go to elementary schools and shit.

Unknown_35: They really tell themselves. They sure fucking do. It's a grown man. A grown man who wants to go by Flopsy. A heckin' Flopserino.

Unknown_35: Um, you know what? There is one thing I honestly forgot to cover and I might as well just shout it out now before I read the super chats. Um, let me go, let me go pull it up real quick.

3:20:45
Unknown_16: I meant to feature this on the, um, on the, uh, Twitter channel as well, but I didn't.

Unknown_35: So, uh, it's been a while since the last update on this, but if you remember, uh,

Unknown_35: What's his face? Moldovia, the vile enemy of Moldavia's fig tree, AKA pirate software.

Unknown_35: I think he won second place for locale of the year under the Anisas, right? Mr. And Mrs. Anima, Anisa Joma. So, uh,

3:21:21
Unknown_35: I think it was because that year the Stop Killing Games petition reached over a million signatories from EU citizens. And it's been quiet since. Ross has been doing his thing and Moldavia's fig tree has been trying to live down what a horrible cunt he is.

Unknown_35: However... Our boy Ross has made an appearance at the EU Parliament in Brussels to discuss his Stop Killing Games initiative. Here he is. Made a YouTube video about how we need to preserve online games by forcing video game sellers to take always online games and package them or do something to redistribute them to users after they had outlived their usefulness to the publisher. And he's in the EU talking about it. Let's just hear a second of him talking. very importantly to Euro folks as an AmeriMut. And on the right to repair, whether we need it, and how long a product should work,

3:21:53
Unknown_00: With right to repair, that's a little bit different issue. Well, it's certainly welcome having the right to that. As I mentioned in my presentation, there are deliberate countermeasures to prevent repair. It's almost a small miracle when it does happen from extremely experienced software professionals for resurrecting a game. However, if there were repair instructions, that would be very...

3:22:42
Unknown_35: Oh, dude, I went over to Twitch Tracker to see what Pirate Software is up to. Oh, no, don't make me do through the thingy.

Unknown_35: Oh, dude, look at that. Look, absolutely fucking crushed. Just utterly fucking annihilated, completely destroyed. Oh, it's all gone. All that shit you'd worked up to for multiple years, just whoosh. All gone. All red. Everything red. Except, guess what he's streaming right now? Guess what our boy is streaming at this exact moment? Prag fucking Matica. He's playing the lolly feet game to stay in the YouTube algorithm.

3:23:18
Unknown_35: Failed to determine content classification? Uh, categories...

Unknown_35: Sort by recommended reviewers. So you got Counter-Strike League and then Pragmata. 103,000 people wanted to check out the Lolli Feet game.

Unknown_35: Where's Pirate Software at? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... six seven eight nine fallen shot we can watch sando play the lolly feet game look she's even oh my god we'll have to watch the ad to get through this but look at this i can see in the thumbnail she has a custom diana skin lolly skin for her vtuber she's like cosplaying in the v with her vtuber avatar as the lolly so she can better jerk off the pedophiles when she makes squeaky sounds

3:23:52
Unknown_35: So then under 12, Pirate Software is number 13. Lucky number 13. Can I watch this without an ad?

Unknown_35: Very interesting. Look, subscribe to earn drops, and it's the cryanna, so you can get your uh-oh emoji. Subscribe to Pirate Software to get the uh-oh emoji.

Unknown_35: Look, it totally is! I was so right! It's like a Diana cosplay for the Lolicon VTuber.

3:24:52
Unknown_35: Dude, she had to play this one because she was going to get so many fucking subs from Lolicons, gifting them.

Unknown_35: She's even playing it in Japanese. That's so embarrassing. Maybe it's not dubbed yet. This is like a pre-release version.

Unknown_26: Yeah.

Unknown_35: That's what's going on on Twitch. Very cool.

Unknown_35: Uh, awesome. Can Jim explain this? We need, we need Medicare to explain lolly feet to us. Only he can explain to us what's going on.

3:25:29
Unknown_35: Okay. That's it. Let's do super chat show. Otherwise when I have to just torment you with lolly feet for, for content.

Unknown_35: All right. There we go. Okie dokie. Ugalis Sneed for 20 says, it's my birthday. I'm drunk. Here's money. Thank you very much. I hope you know that you share. I did explain this to him in chat before the stream. He did it pre-stream, but share birthday with Bossman Jack and Bossman Jack's rat dad. So happy birthday, dude.

3:26:01
Unknown_35: Citrus Ag for one says, U.S. Political General 2 COPE edition has evolved further into its PSYOP Jew worship. The general consensus over there is that only Muhammadid browns dislike Jews, and it's taken priority over posting actual news. Oh yeah, and if you're not a brown for disliking Jews, then you're a raging leftist. Either way, they've lost their minds and lost their TTD, TND, and TKD way. That's true.

Unknown_35: I do support Israel and bombing Iran and Lebanon. However, I don't support Israel in any other thing. Okay, that's how it works.

3:26:34
Unknown_35: Uh, Samoligan two for one says getting involved in Hambley's bullshit is just going to get you felt it again. Like the Ricada body cam footage sector cards don't deserve any kind of attention. They thrive off of it. Um, the body cam shit was one of the wildest things. I don't even regret, um, doing it. I regret only notifying him before I got it, that we had a way to get it. That was a probably actually like I didn't think there was any there was no fucking way he could have stopped judicial proceedings and get Supreme Court rules changed in Minnesota to specifically to prevent him from being embarrassed. But he did credit where it's due. He did manage to change the rules of the entire state to benefit him. So, yeah, no, I don't care.

3:27:07
Unknown_35: Uh, Josh didn't ship fit for five. Subscribe. Thank you. Uh, stole us new Orleans. Baldo gifted a subscription. Thank you. Elks antler for five says as a Kiwi gold member, I feel entitled to ask for a neighbor content sticker as well as a truth nuke sticker.

Unknown_35: Um, I don't know. You're asking for a lot there. Okay.

Unknown_35: Maybe I should just give up on trying to retain like any kind of semblance of sanity with the stickers and just give people 10,000 different stickers like fucking discord. Uh, thank you. Buzz Burge, for one, says, Are you still going to run Kiwi Farms when you have a family? Also, I wish you many white children. Thank you. I will probably continue to run the farm for as long as I can, regardless of what happens.

3:27:47
Unknown_35: Dark Western, for five, says, Josh, what's your favorite sci-fi horror movie? Also, Happy Pizza Day. Thank you.

Unknown_35: Sci-fi horror?

Unknown_35: I don't know. I remember really liking...

3:28:18
Unknown_35: What was it? It was the one with the... I don't know.

Unknown_35: I think I finally watched Aliens. No, I don't think I've watched the original Aliens.

Unknown_35: I watched Aliens Andromeda or whatever. I was like, eh. I don't have a good answer for this. I'm sorry. I can't name off the top of my head what my favorite sci-fi horror movie is.

Unknown_35: I like the one with the War of the Worlds. That scared me a lot as a kid, but I haven't seen it since.

Unknown_35: Bussy Buffet for $100 says, your rant here, which I guess my rant for this stream would be Rumble as a whole, collectively. Thank you very much. I appreciate it.

3:28:54
Unknown_35: Atomic Angel for $5 says, it's my birthday today, Josh. Thanks for enhancing my day with your streams. You're very welcome. I appreciate it. Bovis Higgins gifted 10 subs. That's how they say it, right? I have to mimic them if I want money. Thank you.

Unknown_35: Kiwi Friend for $5 says, $100 says, great to catch you live after all this time. Work was killing me recently in your streams of the light at the end of the tunnel. Thank you for all you do and good luck fighting the good fight. Thank you very, very, very much. I appreciate it.

3:29:26
Unknown_35: I hope work was good, buddy.

Unknown_35: Farrakh the Ranger says, Burke5 says, I can't wait for more about the video. Oh, I didn't mention it. I'm probably going to stream Detroit Become Human over the weekend. So if you don't want to see lolly feet, you can watch me play Detroit Become Human instead over the weekend.

Unknown_35: Thank you. Barolo Herman for one says, nothing. Thank you. Kiwi Friend for $500 says, I originally wanted to send $1,000, but Rumble wouldn't let me. Have two 500s 07. Thank you very, very much. I appreciate it. I don't know what the occasion is, but... it helps immensely.

3:29:58
Unknown_35: Ganjata190045 says, my job is buying us pizza today, so enjoy pizza also. Tipster is fat and gray, no R. Only three people in chat would do sex with him. Oh, God. Should I torment people with that? I didn't even mention it on stream. I forgot to slot it in after I saw the picture. Special little bonus content if you are

3:30:30
Unknown_35: Only watching the... If you're watching the Super Chat segment. Here we go. Here is our boy, the tipster, in current year. That is not a joke. That is not a Photoshop. He is properly truned out and is trying to skinwalk an obese goth girl from 2007. It's actually fucking dire. It's really sad.

Unknown_35: uh bussy buffet for 100 subscribed or gifted uh 20 subscriptions rather 20 sobs sorry i gotta do it right 20 sobs thank you very much uh bunker housing for five i'm so happy that fucking works well this is on um that's on rumble does the kick one work yet let me check real quick

3:31:22
Unknown_35: Yeah, the kick one also works great. Awesome. Bunker Housing for five says, whose career is more salvageable, Ethan Ralph or the quartering? Oh, dude. Ralph. We're like in a Ralph renaissance right now. Quartering has never been good. Ralph has been good in the past. So we'll see. Maybe it holds up.

Unknown_35: Bobus Higgins for five. Subscribe. Thank you. DC Archer for five says, I'm going to sing the Doom song now. Okay. Yes.

Unknown_35: Okay. Your rant here for this article.

3:31:54
Unknown_35: Verifying my device.

Unknown_35: Best of Britain. One of the most hated places in Britain has become a very unlikely tourist attraction. Oh, this fucking traffic circle? A hated road in Sweden has become the highest rated attractions in the UK.

Unknown_35: The Magic Roundabout.

Unknown_35: Oh! It's not a regular traffic circle. It's like a pentagon of different traffic circles linked together. Why not just make one?

Unknown_35: Why not just have one big traffic circle? Why make five little ones? What the fuck?

3:32:28
Unknown_35: Wait, so there's like people lined up around on the sidewalk to watch drivers trying to figure out how to get through this fucking roundabout? Nightmare Pentagon roundabout? That's insane. The only reason I know what Swindon is is because Carl Sargon of Akkad or whatever the fuck lives there And Ben Yahtzee Croshaw once did a punchline in one of his videos of trying to describe the most milquetoast thing ever. And he capped it off by saying that this incredible chain of milquetoast things came from Swindon at the end. He said it with such hatred. So that's why I know what Swindon is.

3:33:05
Unknown_35: Okay. Yeah. I like traffic circles. I think we need more traffic circles. Traffic circles are like Linux, where it's like black people, I don't think they can figure out traffic circles. And that's why we don't ever get any traffic circles, because black people can't figure them out. And, of course, our society has to cater to the lowest common denominator, so we just have to stop at red lights. Okay.

3:33:39
Unknown_35: Oh, I know what this is. I saw this. Yeah, this is funny.

Unknown_34: Eight months ago, some galaxy-brained hacker quietly penetrated the back door of more than 30 WordPress plugins, and no one noticed until now. Somehow, this massive collection of different WordPress plugins for silly UI updates was instantly turned into malware with a crazy supply chain attack. That means one minute, your Countdown Timer Ultimate plugin is converting sales on your website, then the next minute, it becomes a remote-controlled demon on your server that steals all your data and leaks photos of your wife's boyfriend to the kiwi farms.

3:34:15
Unknown_35: Fucking base. 4 million subs. And this guy just casually normalizing the Kiwi Farms and felting Jeremy Hambly to the whole internet. What a fucking legend. I've never even heard of this guy.

Unknown_35: That's awesome. That's really funny.

Unknown_35: Speed Zola for 5 says, We first had the Sky Bull and now prepare for the Sky Fur. I would prefer not to prepare for the Sky Fur. Maybe he's a literal bull. He's like a furry bull, but he's super into monogamy. He would never, ever fuck around with his wife. Because he knows. You mess with a bull, you get the horns, right?

3:34:49
Unknown_35: So that's my headcanon for the actual Sky Bull.

Unknown_35: John Dodarius for 5 says, 9 out of 10 streams. Great, thank you. I appreciate it. AbominableHuman for 5 says, It's time to sacrifice Jeremy Hambly to the corn. It's been fucking time. It's been go time. Corn season's coming, okay? We gotta get ready. Thank you. Sneed Bergstein Goldman for five says suffer angloid based and true and suffer build. Thank you. Ace of speds for 10 says for mustard to put in your secret mustard dungeon or pizza. I did not put mustard on pizza, but I do have a very specific type of mustard that I'd like. American mustard just doesn't cut it. Thank you.

3:35:25
Unknown_35: Debugs for one says, where's Idaho ranked against the UK? Bish, it's above it. Idaho just so happens to be above the UK if you want to know the truth about it. And Sensitive Zero for five says, watching plenty of Sargon podcasts, I've collected this British guy that they've stripped citizenship from, used to be a law enforcement, entered an exchange program with the Russian police. Um, and then he says for five married a Russian woman. And then his Brown, this Brown woman has revoked his citizenship for the public good without explicitly telling him why they have revoked his citizenship. What incredible precedent. Yeah. They're probably going to do that a lot. We honestly, if we were a sane country and not completely cocked, we could probably start like an exchange program where it's like, if you want to renounce UK and come to the U S as a, as an Angloid of European descent, um, We need to do, like, a test, though. We need some way to filter out, like, Vordrek and other fucking retards in the UK. But there are, like, a couple who are not complete shit.

3:36:06
Unknown_35: Thank you. Simuligan2 for one says, Yesterday I learned that the interrobang symbol existed from some article using it. What are your thoughts on the symbol Jersh? The symbol is a meme. It's been a meme for, like, 20 plus years. It was invented by a marketer. who thought that the symbol was more appealing to the eye as it invoked both exclamation and intrigue at the same time. But it was a big meme on 4chan when I was a kid browsing Bee. And I've always been fond of the symbol.

3:36:39
Unknown_35: It is interesting.

Unknown_35: Lilanthia for 10 says, Thank you, Josh. Orthodox emoji. Ham jam. No, thank you. I appreciate it. Sneedberg, Stein, Goldman for 10 says, Sphere Hunter, that's the tranny almighty lolly chances after. Totally not pedo bait, by the way. Is it really? Dude, imagine wanting to get sloppy bussy seconds from Anthony Cumia. That is sad. That's real fucking sad. Your life is shit when that's happening.

3:37:11
Unknown_35: Thank you. Sneedo for one says, this took place in Cali so no guns and Gavin Newsom wants you to get raped by schizo criminals. That appears to be the case.

Unknown_35: Uh, Farrakh the Ranger for five says, Harry Dresden is the name of a character from a book series by Jim Butcher. The books are kind of schlocky, but that dude from the vid is vile.

3:37:46
Unknown_35: Oh, he's named after a character from a book series by Jim Butcher. I think it's just a coincidence, bro. I'm pretty sure it's a common name.

Unknown_35: Agus556745 says, Side note, World's Strongest Man Comp is happening next week. 25 steroid-out freaks will compete to see who has strengthened their balls the most from roids. Sounds like a good time to be had from all. Thank you.

Unknown_35: Theodore Bundy42042 says, Josh? Gay. Gay.

3:38:21
Unknown_35: Um, Tsumi Bidozin for $2.36 says, Milhouse goes crazy.

Unknown_35: Milhouse is still not a meme. TB Deluxe for $5 says, Gosh dang it, Josh. When the fat schizo chud breaks into your house, you will thank him for his service. Now pay $7 bajillion for his VA benefits. Oh, don't worry, bro. I do. I do. Thank you. Porglack for $1 says, Damn that Opus 4.7 nice. It's a It's true. It really is.

3:38:52
Unknown_35: Beep Bloop for 10 says, I like the Half-Life 1 version of the doorbell chud. Okay, let's see it.

Unknown_23: My name is Harry Dresden.

Unknown_23: Open the door. This is my neighborhood. Open the door. Now, I will end you. Do you understand me?

3:39:28
Unknown_35: Doorbell said 3% accurate.

Unknown_35: Bizarre. This is what should be in shorts, okay? Not whatever the quartering is doing.

Unknown_35: Um, thank you. Ace of spads for 10 says, I will end you. Do you understand? Yes, but you're not scary.

Unknown_35: Yeah, that's true. He, I liked the part where he kicked the door and the force of himself kicking the door, like knocked him back like 10 feet off of the porch. That was pretty funny.

Unknown_35: Thank you. Stanney for once his best sign for ever seen. I don't know what that means.

3:40:03
Unknown_35: Thank you though. In 2022, an investigative journalist confronted Elijah Schaefer in a parking lot over these allegations, asking, is it true you have sex with men, Elijah? Google Ethan Ralph to learn more. Yeah, there's even a picture of Elijah Schaefer with the quartering and him saying, like, I don't care what drama he's into. He's a good man. It's like, well, what about fucking boys? You like fucking boys, Hambly?

Unknown_35: Thank you.

Unknown_35: Um, the harm for five says harm for 500 kicks says nothing at all. Thank you. Harm. Best kind of donation message right there. I should clarify. I no longer say that because somebody complained and said it made me sound like I didn't appreciate other messages that did have actual substance to them. And so I'm not allowed to say them anymore. Okay. That's what happened. That's why I don't say that anymore.

3:40:34
Unknown_35: Sneeze Danny for one says, imagine being a heartline mud slime and your death after being bombed by Zog is eulogized by a little anime girl. Well, those are your virgins. You're going to get 500 Camillas.

Unknown_35: Internet Arctavelli for one says, guys, guys, turn on the live stream. They bombed Dobby in Lebanon. They fucking killed Dobby in Lebanon. It's true. Dobby the elf was trying to steal a sock out of the rubble of one of those collapsed apartment buildings, but she got fucking buried, man. Oh, I didn't even do my blown to little bits. Oh, dude, I fucked up. I was supposed to harp on about how I kept saying her family was blown to little bits. Teensy tiny little pieces of guilt.

3:41:06
Unknown_35: That would have been mean. That would have been mean to me, Chet. Sneedo for once says, tits out for Allah. Joshua Moon, 2026. Yes, there was a video where she, I think I even played it, where she was talking about Ramadan. And during Ramadan, you have to keep your tits out, apparently, based on how her character was dressed. Ace of Sneeds for 10 says, and Waz be talking about how women don't deserve a vote because of this shit. But have you ever considered that it's not women that's the problem, but democracy? Yes. Hot take. It appears that people cannot be trusted to vote properly.

3:41:39
Unknown_35: Thank you. I'm not telling you. I'm not telling you. Okay. I know the full story of this. I will tell you in brief.

3:42:11
Unknown_35: Oh, I can't. Sorry. I know what this is. So 11 years ago, I think it was in Louisiana, Afro Man was doing a set and someone stage-dived him. He punched this bitch in the fucking face. She sued him for punching him in the fucking face. And then he made a song about how he punched her in the fucking face and she's a stupid bitch. So as part of their settlement, he's no longer allowed to play the song he made about punching her in the face because she's a stupid bitch. So that was his initial brush with the law that informed his strategy when dealing with the police department.

3:43:00
Unknown_35: He learned some lessons there, and he applied them in the future.

Unknown_35: Thank you. Well, he got exactly what he fucking wanted. I don't know what he's complaining about. Thank you. Steeden for 10 says Josh play the racist blackjack clips bitch. Now it's basically just advertising a fucking casino. There's no such thing as a base casino. They all take your money, bro. Thank you though. Belligerent Brian for once is the guy with the long hair at Landon is one of ghost politics trolls. So the entire season of fish tank has been people poking at him about that.

3:43:38
Unknown_35: Oh, yeah, he was, like, a Discord guy, yeah. If he was that guy, there was a guy who, like, properly ruined Ghost when he came back. He was some guy who was, like, a huge fucking simp, and Ghost kept taking his calls, and I despised him. I can't remember what his name was, but he sucked ass.

3:44:10
Unknown_35: BreadWash41 says, I lived in Korea for three years. Finding expats in this day and age is so easy, even for autists. Chibis should make friends with some South Africans there. They host great barbecues. They call it bray.

Unknown_35: South Africa, like white boers in Japan? Sounds like a good time, I guess.

Unknown_35: Sina Shani for one says, can you blame me? I don't know what this is a reference to. I apologize. Wafting Breeze for 10 says, Fenticular Ackmax says, at the goon rave every floyd in a 67 mile radius got the ick thanks i i appreciate it uh joshua's concept munetes for five says if you want to have a greater understanding of fish tank what is is in its meta check out the fish tank digest by ab on youtube it's a deep dive It's what happens day to day with great commentary. The issue is that it's all kind of fakey fake. So it puts me off. I like that real raw content. I like that boss man smashing his mouse into his skull type content. I like the fakey fake stuff.

3:45:05
Unknown_35: Thank you. So Fish Tank had a piss and shit challenge. Quarter Pounder would have won that. Dude, they got to get Quarter Pounder in for season six. That would spice it up a little bit.

Unknown_35: Ace of Sneeds for 10 says, there's something about the keyhole beard flagot phenotype where you can tell they've never been punched in the face. I know. You would think so with his face so concave with those weird raccoon eyes, but you can just tell he's never been punched. Thank you. Hawaiian Zine for 20 says, the J in SJW stands for Jeremy. The social Jeremy warrior? Is that what you're saying?

3:45:37
Unknown_35: The, uh, the sellers, Jeremy Warner warrior. Does that, does that apply? Thank you.

Unknown_35: Uh, spongy for one says, bro, you better play Sykes network down low feet, George, at the end of your stream. That's a great idea. I will. So five minute long song, but I'll play like the last four minutes. Sponjig for 20 says Sykes Networks download feature Young George $20 I fucked up lol I will play it don't you worry thank you Octavia Sales Rep for 20 says until Chris pulls his head out of his ass we're kicking it I mean he's probably never going to ban Jeremy but I think they're going to get rid of that partner program collectively like this year I have a feeling we'll see I'm optimistic for him and I will let people know if there's any developments I have a small bead of hope here Thank you. Humble Guardsman for five says, Christos Anesti, Alethos Anesti. I don't know what that means, but thank you. Sounds very religious and very spiritual, Chad. Unmapped for five says, Twitter link. Let's check it out.

3:46:41
Unknown_35: Power of the Truth, Andy Worsky. I think I've just decoded the full details of the quartering's attack on the Keno Casino. Jairus Liver is under attack. And this is the comic that I read. But this is Mind Spiral if you want to check him out.

3:47:13
Unknown_35: He does comics on Twitter. He has no followers, chat. Follow this man. I will follow him.

Unknown_35: For now at least. I like to keep my list short. But I will incentivize everyone to go follow him.

Unknown_35: Gak Dajnek for Twin says, Glug, glug, Jer, glug, glug. It's true. He's a thirsty boy. He's a big boy. He's got to get some liquid in him. He likes his drinks. Three shots of water, two shots of vodka, if I remember correctly, which means that they're not actually hard liquor. Okay. Thank you. Sino for Ten says, Let's check this out. Okay. That should be in quotes. The let's check this out from the cocking reminds me of this. Okay. Let's check this out.

3:47:44
Unknown_35: Yes, I laugh at my own jokes. Fuck you.

Unknown_15: RV serving breakfast all day. Let's peep this out. It has all sorts of good. It has fish in it.

3:48:20
Unknown_35: Back before he lost his soul. Back before his soul spelled with the V.

Unknown_35: Oh, is that the Redditor? Oh, did he actually get his DMCA subpoena? That's crazy. But he had a real case, is the thing.

Unknown_35: Alex Antler for five says, Josh, can you ask Harden to help Ralph get a divorce? I think that would be a valuable use of Harden's time. When I asked Harden about, actually, he watched the stream and relayed this story to me. When he was a prosecutor in the county that Charlottesville is in, in Virginia, a woman came to him that was the other woman. She was very upset and complained that she had married a man who was already married. So he actually arrested somebody for bigamy. And he said it was like the first time that the bigamy law in Virginia had been applied to anybody in like 30 years. And then, um, he had actually lied on his marriage application for the second wedding that he had never been married before, which was untrue. So he actually got both a bigamy charge and a, uh, like a forgery or like a lying under oath charge. Cause it's like a sworn statement that you were never married when you get married. So, um,

3:49:29
Unknown_35: He got arrested for that, and then I think they pled him out to just the lying under oath thing. But he did get somebody for bigamy. He's quite proud of it because he thought it would be the only time ever in the last 50 years that somebody got arrested for that and the last time ever it would ever be applied in Virginia.

Unknown_35: All roads lead to Charlottesville. That's right. Stan Wright. Steno for one says, Bossman's been a winner that cracked. He wanted to crack no matter what. It's everything else that he loses. Guy Personman for five says, Lamal, Bossman is a week older than I am. Happy 31st Bossman. Damn, that pussy nice. Giving this to you, Josh, so he doesn't waste it on Gamba. Thank you. I will spend that on his behalf. I promise. What I buy for myself, I'll make sure that I keep Bossman in mind as I buy it.

3:50:07
Unknown_35: Speaking of musicians, are you even surprised that bongs and Jews banned Kanye from headlining in a festival two weeks ago? That was in England. Um, no, I mean, Connie has done a lot of shit to piss people off in the UK socks. I'm not surprised. Cito for once is also pickle fag is of worst keys. Kind Portuguese, AKA Brazilian. He looks like a fat Mexican to me. So I'm just going to keep saying that. I don't think he's actually Portuguese. Cause he's too fat and greasy. Octavia sales rep for five says, check the sneaker thread post. And then there is a post thing. Okay.

3:50:39
Unknown_35: The S T post.

Unknown_16: My dead gay site is trying to load.

Unknown_35: Oh, he got attacked in public. Okay, I can play this.

3:51:15
Unknown_28: Crave the most you're afraid of? You're a waste of space. Like, God created you and you've done nothing with your life. Sit behind a laptop and put your life force into a sock? Yeah, you deserve to be publicly executed. Yes.

Unknown_28: What are we talking about? Holy shit.

Unknown_35: Those are some crazy last words.

3:51:46
Unknown_35: Those are some fucking crazy last words before getting punched in the fucking face.

Unknown_15: The cameraman just runs.

Unknown_35: He just leaves sneakily.

Unknown_35: Isn't he the guy that did the bomb thing? Why are these people allowed to walk around? They're so gross. Yeah, I guess. We had dinner. It was in Atlanta. I talked about this before. It wasn't a date, though. It was just to chat. To support the album. Boba Siggins for Five says, you're going to have any more interviews like you did with Jay Burden or the Good Ol' Boys?

3:52:23
Unknown_35: I don't know. Maybe. I'm not really a good interviewer, I don't think.

Unknown_35: Oh, that's an old story. I told that a long time ago. I was a big fan of a musician, so when they put out a new album, I was working for a tech... This was back when I lived in Portland, back before I... The Kiwi Farms was in year one or two, and I still had a real job. I paid $500 to support an album being released, and I got to have dinner with the artist in Atlanta, and we had sushi, and it was a very good conversation. I actually don't regret it.

3:52:55
Unknown_35: She didn't trune out, though. She just became a lesbian. The gays from L.A. took my K-flay away, as they say.

Unknown_35: David S877 for 25 says, wow, not a 12 hour stream. I was almost late.

Unknown_35: Nah, not today. Sorry. I turned her lesbian. No, don't say that. It was the LA people.

3:53:29
Unknown_35: Brown Dynamite 1029 for 10 says, or sent a packet up with no message. Thank you very much. Spurg Zerker for 20 says, good stream. Thanks, Josh. Hope everyone had a good weekend. Yeah, I hope you had a great weekend too. I hope that the next weekend is also great. And I'll ask you about your next weekend next Friday before the other weekend that happens the week after this. And then we'll talk about that other weekend.

3:54:01
Unknown_35: Thank you.

Unknown_35: Heron Burger for two says, Mommy Scarlet brings you such joy even as much as Bossman Jack. Hashtag blessed. Hashtag anal fisting. She's very funny. I appreciate funny people. And she runs her fucking mouth and gets in trouble. And that's pretty funny. Snead Bergstein Goldman for 10 says, Josh, a fair warning, but Become Human also has a robot little girl in it made by a French man, David Cage. I know there's some weird shit to it, but as long as she's not like naked, talking in a baby voice, dressed up with makeup to make her look like an adult or like a child model, and I don't have to see her like bare feet all the time, I'll manage, I think.

3:54:41
Unknown_35: Thank you. Brella Furman for two says, quartering, threatening, and condescending to people for believing his own threats just ensures that even under the slim chance he didn't do it, he still looks like a dishonest coward. He looks so fucking bad, and everybody around him is going to suffer because he's such a retard. The Uppercase I Internet gifted a sub. Thank you.

Unknown_35: Ratlord11145 says, Josh, will there be ghosts this weekend? I don't know. I don't know if there are any gals in Detroit Become Human. There are black people, though. That's all I know. Thank you.

3:55:13
Unknown_35: Can You Blame Me is something a guy on Fishtank this season named Blaine liked to say. Coincidentally, he's a huge gooner like me. Bro, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I don't know the lore this closely. I apologize. Crispy Legs for five says, Happy Friday. Happy Friday to you too. Thank you very much. And Belligerent Brian, last one, says, The ghost guy you were on about with the legit Tardvores, West Coast capitalist. He's only just left chased out by bronies.

Unknown_35: No. There was a guy at the very, very, very beginning of the True Capitalist Radio stuff that was super, super stuck up ghost ass, and he sucked. I don't even know. I don't think we even have an archive board for True Capitalist Radio.

3:55:45
Unknown_35: No, we don't. Unless I rolled it up into the main thread on him. One second. I'll find out for you, because why not?

Unknown_35: True Capitalist. Radio and Ghost. Oh, this is all the way back in 2014. I don't know if people will find it.

3:56:33
Unknown_16: True Capitalist.

Unknown_35: Sorry, he had some kind of capitalist name, but I know that probably doesn't narrow it down very well.

Unknown_16: Considering...

Unknown_16: That's his name.

3:57:05
Unknown_16: Okay, sorry.

Unknown_35: I can't find it. I apologize. I do have that Psych song out, so I'll play that.

Unknown_35: Where is it?

Unknown_35: Okay. Here we go. I'll see you guys on the weekend. I'll probably do Detroit Become Human, but I'll have to double check it just to make sure.

Unknown_35: All right. Thank you very much. Take it easy.

Unknown_35: Bye-bye.

Unknown_29: I'm the scam in my city ain't nobody fucking with me you can ask the bot chasers and all the abuse listeners I'm a known shit host I always have spammers and the skids and the fishers I always buying from it loads on triple sixes watching the dough streaming servers I'm never fixing got the customers screaming and ready to drop the session ready to get the flat Ready to show providers a serious route dappin' Pimps stolen the prefixes with the ROAs missin' Krebs try to pursue me, it's nothin' but fucks given Addicted to shitty hosiery, sellin' the mitigation It's bad now, but you shoulda seen our Chinese mitigation Give a meter, pours the fraud, so gotta buy mitigation Don't worry about performance, it's never endin' disturbance Route loops that will shire, package drop, that's her map Steal my beer and dip it while my prefect up and slippin' I like my uptime low and my servers all hacked. Can see me dropping 24s with a router in the rack. Yeah, like your switch port's hot and your server's all hacked. If your ping's real high and network's pitch black, I like my uptime low and my server's all hacked. Can see me with a router in the rack you like your switch ports hot and your servers all hacked if your ping's real high and networks pitch black we got no egress filters know you heard about us climb ports get to slamming we ain't worried bout much on this juniper i clutch in that focus i trust if a sin flood starts bet our transit turns to dust got you peering in the rear and your circuit fucked up nodes over provision thought a vps wouldn't bust sessions leave George carries 30 bases, stole, lose 10 deals daily, trying to steal 5 more You see the router slowing down, CPU low Don't know this bird demon, fucking GNU hoes On a bill and a half with my partner, young George Dodging debt collectors on IP version 4 Other hackers, yeah, crackers, told dudes I'm a joke With some stolen code and the network all slow Hey, nigga, don't hit me unless you buying Minecraft I like my uptime though, and my servers all hacked, can see me dropping 20 folds, with a router in the rack, you like your switch ports hot, and your servers all hacked, if your ping's real high and that worst pitch black, I like my uptime though, and my servers all hacked, can see me dropping 20 folds, with a router in the rack, you like your switch ports hot, and your servers all hacked, if your ping's real high, networks pitch black, I bought a bandwidth down under, man, somebody better tell them, for a hundred million packets, lost in every server, bailing, got some Indians on support, and my connection table heavy, now our whole control plane, flowing really fucking sketchy if you ever think you buying from me you can just forget it the page won't load just the numbers 503 and it bgp got me stuck and the router's all fucked you think the session's really up you got light fucked up couple lines and ld preload have your night fucked up connection live connection die I guess it might be up. Georgia's polling SNMP. Thinking we give a fuck. Paying posts on low end talk. Every time I get up. I like my uptime low. And my servers all hacked. Can see me dropping 20 folds. With a router in the rack. Yeah like your switch port's hot. And your servers all hacked. If your ping's real high. And that works pitch black. I like my uptime low. And my servers all hacked. Can see me dropping 20 folds. With a router in the rack. Yeah like your switch port's hot. And your servers all hacked. If your ping's real high. And it works pitch.