0:01:20
Unknown_08:  DavidS877 for 25 says, I can't watch till the weekend, so please make a funny prediction about an event that will happen this weekend. Oh, buddy, when those Kurds invade Iran, it's all over for them. I don't know. What can I say? Oh!


Unknown_08: Oh, boy, the Ethan Ralph, Mommy Scarlet stuff. That's going to be... He's going to do something to piss her off within hours of meeting her, and they're going to have a domestic, and he's going to end up in jail. That's my prediction, okay? I'm swinging for the fences here.


0:02:07
Unknown_08:  it's me it's me again back again boy oh boy this has been a incredibly busy week for uh one locale aficionado forum host uh amateur serial defendant uh podcast host  Hamster and Kiwi aficionado. Okay, there's been a lot going on, which we will, of course, get into in due time.


Unknown_08: I have dropped some big news, and I will wait for the audience to come in. So I'll talk about the big news outside of the locale stuff at the end of the hour when I get to it. And then this will probably be a 72-hour long stream because there's a lot to talk about.


0:03:02
Unknown_08:  And then I'm having pizza. That's my plan. That's my itinerary for the day.


Unknown_08: And then over the weekend, I'm going to go outside and touch grass, I think, because I'm like a fucking cave goblin at this precise moment.


Unknown_08: So I'm currently gobbed out to the max. And I decompress by yelling at my computer screens for a bit as chat flies across the screen. Of course, thank you for watching. Okay, thank you.  Let's start off with some news. And of course, to do that, we're going to need a news hamster. Not just any news hamster. We are live on YouTube, so we need the Neil Maham. And I want to start this off on the right foot with some serious, groundbreaking news relevant to my interests, relevant to the interests of all of us. And I'd like to talk for a moment about the coat of arms of a specific canton of Switzerland.  Now, some green parliamentarian of Switzerland was raising a fuss about non-inclusive imagery because this coat of arms happens to feature a bear, a bear that is male. And the green parliamentarian of Switzerland said, no, we need to make this more gender inclusive, more diverse, inclusive, and we need to change this to not be so  heteronormative patriarchal. And the way that he proposed doing this to the upset of the people, the Bernese canton of Switzerland, was that they chop off his penis. Now, you may notice that this bear has a red rocket, and this red rocket has been a part of this coat of arms for literally hundreds of years back in the day when the Holy Roman Empire was still a thing.  uh, burn, burn existed and it had this bear on its coat of arms and the bear had a penis because it was a male. Now I have received information over my years as a podcast host. I think at one point I asked, it was when I was living in Serbia and there was a big statue to a man on a horse in Serbia. I don't know who he was, but it was a very nice statue. And  There was a weird thing where the horse had a penis and it had a very obvious large sheath under it. And I remember remarking on my podcast, what is the purpose of including the genitals of the animal in the statue? A man had to carve with loving care and precision the horse sheath on the statue.  And I was contacted by Artiste, who said that actually it's very important that the genitals of the animal be reflected, because it's indecent to show the genitals of the man, and the animal's genitals, by extension, show the virility and masculinity of the figure. So apparently there is an artistic explanation for this. And so the Bern artiste, Kunstlese, I think is how you say artist in German,  I don't even know if Bern speaks German. I assume it does. Bern sounds more German than French. Anyways, the Kunstmensch in Bern decided, yeah, he needs a dingle dongus. He needs a red rocket. And I'm going to paint this little red rocket right here. And nobody questioned this decision for several hundred years until some fucking queer...  in the Swiss Parliament of the Green Party, said that, shouldn't we be more inclusive? And they said no, actually. They did not consider it. So the bare penis will remain intact, and so will the dignity and masculinity and vril of the burned people. At least for now. There's always time to fuck it up later, as I've learned. There's always an infinite number of second chances for some fucking loser to ruin everything for no specific reason besides the fact that he can't.


0:06:25
Unknown_08:  So, good job, Switzerland.


Unknown_08: Nintendo is suing the United States of America in a court I've never even heard of. I was very surprised to learn that there's a very specific federal court for taxes called the U.S. Tax Court, which has the Fashace on it as its logo. I did not know that there was such a thing as the tax court. I thought all things went directly to a district court. No! No!  If you have tax issues, it goes to the tax court. And another court I've never heard of is the one that Nintendo is suing the United States in, in the United States Court of International Trade. Did not know that was a thing. It is, and Nintendo is suing us in it.  Nintendo alleges that Bull and Blump illegally issued tariffs on their imported products from Japan, glorious nippin, and they would like all that money back plus interest, which is not a joke. They actually wrote that Nintendo of America has standing to sue because it is the importer of record for goods that were subject to IEPA duties.


0:07:51
Unknown_08: They suffered injury from those tariffs.


Unknown_08:  And they seek recompense.


Unknown_08: With interest, of course. So Nintendo likes to sue everybody. It likes to make sure that none of its fans can actually engage its content meaningfully. Especially fans of super old retro games. Will sue them into oblivion. Ruin their lives. Drive them to suicide in Japan. Threaten them with jail time in Japan. And they think that they're going to sue the United States. So we'll see how that goes.


0:08:33
Unknown_08:  Speaking of the United States, we are having war with Iran. And of course, when there's war, there's an obligation that young men strap on the combat boots, put on the fatigues, and enter the military to serve their call of duty.


Unknown_08: Now, the United States has, and the White House in particular, has had a pretty good media team.


Unknown_08:  publishing borderline schizophrenic poll-tier meme edits about deporting immigrants. However, those poor young boys who got into the media department of the White House have received news standing orders. No longer will they be making base commentary about brown people. They will instead be encouraging people to die for Israel. So this is what the White House has cooked up to encourage people to support our militaristic adventures overseas.  Strike to claim it. A strike to claim it. And he got it! There's an AI video of angry bowling pins in the desert saying, we won't stop making nuclear weapon. And they're holding really janky looking AKs because it's like AI generated. I can't change.


0:09:45
Unknown_08:  Remember the bowling pin tournament says Iranian regime officials. There is an American ball coming towards them and... So it's like mixing real audio from a bowling tournament with AI slop with unclassified videos of material destruction videos in Iran.


0:10:29
Unknown_08:  The real loser here is, of course, the Gator Gay Moore, whose favorite song was Free Bird until Godwinson rectally traumatized him forever. And now this song is forever associated with Gator not being able to enjoy his favorite song ever again. Very sad. Very tragic. I hate to remind him of it once more, but it's my duty and obligation. Because that is honestly the funniest thing I can possibly say about this, because it's complete shit.  Um, next in wonderful, uh, events, Donald Trump has personally endorsed Jake Paul for political office. I don't even know if there is an office he is presently running for, but if there was, uh, Trump has endorsed it. Let's take a listen here.


0:11:10
Unknown_40: God is with us. I know he wants us on the right.


Unknown_08: Oh, which one, which one Jake Paul? I'm just wondering which one are we talking about here?


Unknown_40: History.


Unknown_40:  And everyone here has to do their part. And God's got us. Trump's got us. God bless. Love you, Kentucky. The President Now, he's a great guy.


Unknown_38: He's a courageous guy and a talented guy. He's a hell of a fighter, too, by the way.  And I just want to say, I predict, I'm going to make a prediction that you will be in the not too distant future running for political office.


0:11:47
Unknown_08: Smattering of applause, mild cheers, uneasy tension and awkwardness in the white folks behind them.


Unknown_38: My complete and total endorsement, okay?  Yeah, that's what we want.


Unknown_08: Utter silence, quiet, a deafening, a thundering, deafening sound of nothingness, as he says.


0:12:21
Unknown_38: He's an incredible guy. What a courage and smarts.


Unknown_08:  Wow, I wonder what it is about Jake Paul that made Trump enthusiastically endorse him to the applaud of literally nobody in the audience. By the way, one thing that's funny to me is that, I don't know if you peeped this, but Jake Paul is visibly sweating buckets in his armpits, which is gross and funny by itself, because ew. But also what's really funny is that Jake Paul actually owns his own brand of...  of deodorant. So if this is the results of wearing this deodorant, I don't think I'll be buying this. I don't think I'll be buying this if this is what I can expect. It feels like this product has a negative return on investment. You slide all this shit in and it's just going to soak through your expensive suit. So yeah, okie dokie.


0:12:54
Unknown_08: Next!  We have our boy Asmongold. Asmongold, of course, who I'm a big fan of, and I would never say anything negative about his face, particularly his upper lip, or how he drinks water, because I'm such a big fan of him. Everything I see from our boy Asmongold inspires me, confidence in him.  His recent adventures is that he has left his own company, Mythic Talent, which I've mentioned before on stream because Mythic Talent, I think I've called out Knight Media, but I think I made fun of Mythic Talent for having a bunch of VTubers that I hated. And they have a bunch of VTubers and they have a bunch of Twitch and YouTube people.


0:13:31
Unknown_08:  And Asmongold is leaving. He was actually one of the co-founders of Mythic Talent. So his departure is interesting and confusing in several ways. He is...


0:14:11
Unknown_08:  I think actually, was Asmongold himself managed by Knight Talent? Or is he also a part, technically, of Mythic Talent? I think that the way that it was structured is that he is under Mythic Talent. But he also owns it. So his departure is not clear if he's sold his stake in the company. Or if Asmongold, the media personality, is no longer a member of his own talent company. Probably for political reasons.


0:14:43
Unknown_08:  This is what this person pointed out. This is not an AI account, even though their name is AI for some reason.


Unknown_08: First of all, he called Islamists, jihadists, and Gaza people of inferior culture that are immoral and evil, and that he has no sympathy for him. And a lot of people got very angry at him for saying this, especially because he's on Twitch, which is owned by Dan Clancy.  who loves Israel and the Jewish people and does not enjoy negative optics like that, such as dehumanizing language.  He had very pro-military takes on Iran, which apparently is a very controversial thing. I don't know. I'm not emotionally invested in this war. That's my official stance. People got angry at me that said, Josh, you have to care. Josh, you have to care. You have to have a very strong opinion about the Ayatollah and Israel and military adventures. And it's like, bro, we spend like...  $2.1 trillion on giving people who don't pay taxes free shit forever. I don't care. If you want to spend a billion dollars bombing somebody, have some fucking, have fun. If you want to spend $10 billion nuking Iran, you know what? I don't give a shit.  It's on the margins of the tabulations. That's my official stance. Their lives mean nothing to me, and we're talking about numbers in the grand scheme of things that are so low they don't even make a percentage point, so I don't give a fuck. Apparently that's not a good enough answer, though. I don't give a fuck is not a good enough answer to pass my AP World Politics class as a podcast host, okay?


0:15:54
Unknown_08:  Anyways, the other one was like, I'm so happy this has happened. We're bombing them again. This is just... That's like the exact opposite of what my take was. It's like brainless, enthusiastic support. Yay! We're killing people again! Woo!


0:16:29
Unknown_08:  Amazing. Um, Casey Tron on March 1st, oh boy, Casey Tron, dropped a big threat attack on every mythic talent creator and their sponsors, pretty much putting a target on everyone else's head. This turned into a big coordinated harassment campaign with yaxing, boycotts, and death threats against creators like Bonnie, who is a Palestinian with family members in the Middle East. I mean, that's scary. You got family in the Middle East and you're like, you are on the side of Israel. We will fucking, we will fucking behead you. We will fucking behead you. A little  And I was like, oh, well, okay, that's a big problem. I don't want my family beheaded because the fucking roach king that owns my talent company is anti-Palestine.


0:17:03
Unknown_08: Okay.


Unknown_08: They got pressure. VTubers are getting caught in the crossfire despite never engaging in politics. So he probably stepped away to help them. Well, that's nice of him.  I imagine that there's no real loss for him not being associated with Mythic Talent as long as... And even if they did force him to sell, he gets to cash that bag. Okay.  It's to cash the bag and ride away on a gigantic cockroach. It's like a flying mount in World of Warcraft. He plays World of Warcraft, right? Imagine the Asmongold. I imagine he's like a fire mage or something, right? And his flying mount is a gigantic cucaracha cockroach. Kakalaka. That's just going to fly off. Fly off until the sunset, okay?


0:17:35
Unknown_08: He's a warrior. That's right. A paladin.  What kind of, what race would he be? Would he just be a man? He's not a gnome. He's pretty tall.


0:18:14
Unknown_08: Like a night elf, night elf paladin. Do they have paladins? I don't know.


Unknown_08: I don't think, probably. They probably have paladins. I don't see no, why can't, why can't a night elf be a paladin? Is it because they're black? Is it because they're black? They can't be paladins? Oh, they're too dark, huh? To be of, of righteousness? Uh, a troll.


0:18:46
Unknown_10:  Alright.


Unknown_10: It's in the rules they are evil?


Unknown_08: So why are the evil guys on the alliance and then the blood elves are on the... Whatever. I don't give a shit.


Unknown_08: Okay.


Unknown_08: Um...


Unknown_08:  I played a little bit of Helldivers over last weekend because I wanted to unwind a bit. I actually had a little bit of fun. My main issue with Helldivers is that it's a game that is very balanced towards making individual enemies hard. It doesn't feel like it should be that kind of game. It should feel like there's tons of little insects and you have to shoot them all and most of them die in one hit. Then there's harder enemies with armor and stuff.  But instead it's a game where it's like every enemy is like an extremely real threat. And if you let the little shitty ones get close to you, they're going to take half your health. Like if you get hit by, there's one in particular, it's like a little praying mantis and it jumps at you. And if you get hit by that, it's like one shot to kill them. But if you don't kill them, they like kill you instantly. So it's like a big pain in the ass.


0:20:00
Unknown_08:  Um, and then they added this new faction called the illuminate, which is one of the most design confused concepts I've ever seen in my entire life. Um, they fly giant and gray flying saucers. There are some that are Cthulhu monsters. They're all humanoids. The grunts look like zombies. Then there's like tall world war of the world type aliens. And it's just like, Oh, and then it has like 1950s, like, like synth music, like do do do.  it's like what are you what are you doing what is this what is this concept okay we got bugs we got killer robots and then we have like a joke mashup of every possible sci-fi concept for aliens put together at once it just sucks um so anyways i i enjoyed my time but at the same time i was vaguely dissatisfied with offerings and it works great on linux just so you know  And coincidentally, because everything that I touch dies, coincidentally the same exact weekend that I decided to play some Helldivers 2 to relax a bit, the game has a massive controversy that ends up blowing up on social media. The gist of it is this.


0:20:51
Unknown_08:  Big, serious fans of the game are unhappy with the balance decisions because it's very hard to kill enemies. The weapons aren't extremely balanced.


Unknown_08: I don't know. If you don't play the game, this won't make sense to you. But my loadout for the game is I use the Eruptor, which is like a giant grenade launcher that actually feels like a real weapon that does damage.  And then I have a machine pistol for a sidearm that can kill the really annoying ones that move fast.


0:21:43
Unknown_08: And then I use either... If I'm playing against the robots, I'll use the big machine gun as a backpack. Or I'll use the laser beam cannon as the backpack. And then there's a flying thing that follows you that shoots shitty things for you. So that's my loadout. And I feel like that's a really...


Unknown_08:  cheesy loadout because it's basically how you solo the game at every difficulty below nine and there's no there's literally no point to use some weapons there's like a bolt rifle that is just utter shit and doesn't kill anything and you have to reload it every time so there is no balance where it's like you can use low level weapons on high level missions and a  Someone challenged the dev $1,000 donated to any charity of their choosing if they complete the game on hard. As a sort of, fuck you, you guys aren't even good enough at the game to beat the game on the highest difficulty. And then some guy, additionally, thought this was a good idea to challenge the devs to actually play their game to understand how the balance works in their game, offered, I think it was $10,000 if they were able to beat the game on very hard using...  Shitty weapons. Low tier weapons. Because there's only a couple weapons that are meta. And that's impossible. Like I've never played on difficulty 10.  I have no interest in that kind of a challenge. I like to just shoot bugs. But I've played around with some of the shitty weapons, and they're actual dog shit. There's no fucking way you can beat the game on difficulty 10 using that fucking bolt-action rifle. It is not possible. You're wasting your time. You would have to rely entirely on orbital bombardments and not any of your weapons.


0:23:05
Unknown_08: So there's just no way, basically. And the devs knew that, and the community knew that. However...


Unknown_08:  Helldivers has apparently an issue with glazers. They sit in a Discord server, and the shitty devs who can't actually play the game receive infinite blowjobs and stimuli and fanfare from a very dedicated group of Discord Redditor trannies who just sit there and tell them how great they are all the time. These are known in the community as glazers.


0:23:40
Unknown_08:  And the Glazers tell them, no, Queen, everything was fine exactly as it is. Don't ever change anything for the better. Just leave it as is. So when these challenges came in that brought attention to the fact that the game was not designed particularly well and left a lot to be desired, they doxed the guy that issued the challenge and got him fired. Apparently he was an electrician in Argentina, and he also volunteered for a horse sanctuary in Argentina.  And, uh, they found them and they called up the horse sanctuary. Uh, and despite having volunteered there for like 10 years, they got them fired by threatening to, uh, go after them. So yeah, according to him, this could be bullshit. Who knows?


0:24:31
Unknown_08: According to him, this happened, uh, ending the challenge and ending the subsequent challenge about playing the game with shitty weapons. Um, the community was saying that this was charity baiting, trying to harass the devs and trying to, uh, um,  hurt their feelings by using charity as like a shield. Like, oh, it's for charity and not just being a dickhead. I'm trying to be a part of the community, Teehee, but I'm secretly trying to hurt your feelings by pointing out how shitty your game is designed.


0:25:06
Unknown_08:  So there's the hell divers things. They put out a big statement saying, please don't dox anyone. Please don't get people fired from their jobs for not doing anything wrong. That would be ever so long of you to do, which of course I'm sure all the Redditors are taking astute attention to and are adjusting their behavior accordingly and are not planning to dox or ruin anyone's life ever again.  Thank you for your attention to this matter.


0:25:47
Unknown_08: Oh, and they're also banning all challenges anymore.  They're banning any challenges if you throw down a glove to the devs. It has to first be approved by the volunteer Reddit moderator team and the devs or no more challenges. Just delete it. So challenges are banned. Sorry. You can't say you're going to donate a million dollars to charity if the devs can wipe through an asshole anymore. That is forbidden from now on.


0:26:24
Unknown_08: Okay. Next.  So this show aired on Peacock, and it's called Ted, season two, by Seth MacFarlane. Oh, boy. Seth MacFarlane wanted a scene where Bill Clinton, former president of the United States, famous for getting a blowjob in the Oval Office, Bill Clinton would be present in the scene. So let's see the scene. Let's see what's going on and why this would cause some controversy, Chad.


Unknown_32: Oh, gosh, what should I order? Let's see. Everything looks good. Any recommendations?


0:26:56
Unknown_49:  Yeah.


Unknown_49: I recommend you do a better job. Pardon? You're not doing a very good job.


Unknown_32: And yeah. Well, I'm sorry you feel that way. I'd love to know your thoughts. Well, your economy is bad.  Well, I feel your pain, and I want to hear your grievances. Listen, would you folks mind giving us a few minutes to talk? I think he's a little nervous. Of course, sir. We'll be right outside. Now, tell me what you're feeling.


0:27:27
Unknown_32: I think you stink.


Unknown_32: And you're doing a garbage job. Really? Yeah.  Well, listen here, you pockmarked piece of shit. You got some set of fucking balls. I take time out of my day to visit your little shit shop, and you're giving me lip? Maybe the real problem is you're just a fucking loser. But... Fuck you. I think you're so fucking tough with your fucking shitbag mouth. Why don't you take a swing at me, tough guy? I'll slap you back so hard you won't even recognize your own fucking dick. Um... Get a shave, you pig. Fucking president's here. Now listen, throw some fucking munchkins in a bag, give me a cup of coffee, and shake my hand and smile to the window so people know we're having a good fucking time.


0:28:14
Unknown_32:  That's right. Keep smiling, you fucking dog's vagina.


Unknown_32: All right, they got it. Coffee's cold, asshole.


Unknown_08: I like the part where he just assaults him. That's pretty funny. Outside of that, I see that Chat was not a big fan of this. However...  The people, the target audience of this was also not a big fan of this scene. Can you imagine why, Chet? The answer is, months later, Seth MacFarlane explained this in an interview, and it went viral on TikTok.


0:28:49
Unknown_31: Yes, you know, I've been doing my Bill Clinton impression since the early days of Family Guy. This was an interesting...  I mean, we filmed this like a year and a half ago. That's how long it takes us to do the CGI. It's an interesting example of how AI can be used as a tool and not necessarily trample  on the art that the rest of the industry is doing. We tried prosthetics. We tried traditional CGI. And everything just looked terrifying. And so we just said, the hell with it. Let's try AI. It worked. It worked. It was the only way it looked like Bill Clinton.


0:29:24
Unknown_08: It was the only thing they could have done to look like Bill Clinton. They couldn't just have Seth MacFarlane  pretend to be Bill Clinton. They couldn't even just do the Bill Clinton mask. You know how they sell Bill Clinton Halloween masks? They're cheap plastic masks. Couldn't do it. So he just said, fuck it, let's just use AI.


0:29:58
Unknown_08:  nobody's happy about this an understated appeal of any effect of how is how its limitations invite us behind the scenes bringing us in on the jokes no strings implies no puppeteers from harry partridge tunes i thought i said trunes at first apparently he's a tune guy  Baba Yaga says, AI can be used as a tool. That's where you're wrong, buddy. AI can never be used as a tool. Well, you're pretty fucking wrong on that.


0:30:32
Unknown_08: A bunch of Iranians and Maduro would like to disagree with your assessment of what qualifies as a tool.


Unknown_08: Damn. Knowing it's AI ruined it, honestly. Would have honestly taken some trash makeup over AI any day.  Deepfake existed before, but it's still AI usage, and it sucks. Looks awful. Would have been cheaper just to hire an impersonator. That's probably true.


0:31:04
Unknown_08: Martin Scorsese. Well, the industry is over.


Unknown_08: Black Guy Frowning from Jay Carpenter. Seth really paid a computer millions to do what his acting couldn't. Iconic.  Oh, that's not a shitpost. This is an official Discussing Films account. Why is it that shrooms love this meme format? This is the most shroom task. Shrooms and people on the left like to say garbage people and say things related to toilet stuff. You're garbage. You're trash.


0:31:38
Unknown_08: But they'll never say what they're actually thinking, which you can't say on YouTube, Jim.


Unknown_08:  All that just for you to look uncanny, terrifying, and creepy still. And then there's an upset black girl. Well, you didn't ask KK her opinion. I imagine that Seth MacFarlane, next time he decides to make tens of millions of dollars, will ask KK what she thinks about his AI choices. There is a weird, like, contrarian AI psychosis happening where people...  are completely overlooking the benefits of AI, um, at their own expense because they just really hate the concept and it's, it's profoundly retarded. So I don't know what's going on with that, but it's definitely happening. Uh, Preston Byrne, who represents us in the Ofcom case, uh,  but who likes to talk about 4chan more for some reason, quotes Google saying, what do tech companies say? YouTube said it was surprised by Ofcom's move away from risk-based approach, particularly given that we routinely update them and other regulators on our industry-leading work on youth safety. We urge them to focus instead on high-risk services that are failing to comply with  with the code set out in the Online Safety Act. So Preston says, Well, 4chan is not really in the way.  Uh, but it's true. They went after them first. The issue is, is I think that Ofcom realized that the United Kingdom desperately needs money to keep paying for their Muslims to keep raping their children. And they're like, well, how do we keep paying Muslims to rape our children? We don't have any income coming in. So like, ah, we need to shake down our businesses. So they tried first to go after the Kiwi farms and, and, uh, 4chan, which has no money to give the UK. And even if it did, it wouldn't, uh, because it's American and it doesn't owe them shit ever for any reason. Um,  But then they realize, oh, that's a bad plan because they don't have any money and they won't give it to us even if they did. So now they're going after domestic companies like the local Google branch, trying to shake them down for cash and YouTube because they need that money so that Muslims can keep raising, raping their kids.


0:34:10
Unknown_08: What's this?


Unknown_08:  UK regulators demand social media platforms make it harder for kids under 13 to access sites. Two UK regulators on Thursday published warnings demanding that Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, TikTok, YouTube, and other large platforms used by children take urgent steps to integrate robust age assurance tools on their sites.


Unknown_08: Cool.


Unknown_08: Yeah, I like how everything is just ruined forever and we're never going to get it back.


Unknown_08: Next.


0:34:42
Unknown_08:  So I think I talked last stream about how the Roblox Predator Hunter people, including Schlepp and I think Ruben, were now involved in trying to find pedophiles in VRChat, which is technically a 13 plus game, but it's basically just a sex role play thing like Second Life used to be.  Um, boss man, 69 UK, no relation to boss man, Jack, completely different boss man. He's British. Uh, the VR chat predator catcher that schleps team helped train to convert their virtual catches into in real life arrest releases video detailing his team's first successful arrest of the VR chat predator. Hopefully many more to come.


Unknown_08: So the problem is, is that this was subjected to a privacy complaint. It's not a copyright complaint, uh,  Not any kind of rule violation. The pedophile who was arrested for trying to rape children complained that his privacy was infringed by this video exposing him for being a pedophile that tried to rape children in real life. And YouTube said, ah, we see. We're really sorry about that. We're going to take that down right now. And they did. Good job, YouTube. Thank you, Neil Mahan.


0:35:34
Unknown_08: Your torch lights the way.


Unknown_08:  Let me get a sip.


Unknown_10: I got something to rant about, buddy boys.


Unknown_10: So, the big happening.


0:36:18
Unknown_08: I even have a little doodle for this. There it is. Isn't he scary? That's pretty spooky, Chad. That's pretty scary.


Unknown_08:  So I mentioned last stream that there was something happening with Liz Fong-Jones. I hinted in a thread that there was something happening with Liz Fong-Jones. Allow me to explain.


Unknown_08: Weeks ago, Liz Fong-Jones posted his new professional headshot to LinkedIn. I think this was probably, and this is my conspiracy theory, okay? For a long time, Liz Fong-Jones has been the field CTO of a company called Honeycomb.


0:36:56
Unknown_08: A company called Honeycomb.  which is now not just a small Silicon Valley startup. It is a real tech company that is so big it has direct contracts with Anthropic, which is a huge git. They have contracts with CCP, which is the producers for Evo Online. They're what's called an observability platform, which means that they help you collect metrics and analyze data coming from your servers to understand where performance issues may arise.  where crashes happen, where problems occur, where the ghosts are in your machine.  There are many observability platforms, but I have noticed that Honeycomb is a real company now. It is no longer the small company it was that Liz Fung Jones found himself a field CTO of. What a field CTO is, I don't know. I assume they go out to different places, which sounds to me like a really nice way for a transgender freak to fly around the country, the entire world, probably. Um...  in first class, using business money as business expenses, going on fancy dinners, staying in nice hotels, all on the company dime.


0:38:08
Unknown_08: At some point, recently...  And I look this up because of his threats.


Unknown_08: Liz Fung Jones has been demoted from field CTO of Honeycomb to technical fellow, which just sounds like an associate at a law firm or an on council or whatever, like the lowest tier vaguely associated with the company. And it happened so recently that there was actually time.  where I saw that he was still a field CTO on his LinkedIn, and now he is a technical fellow on his LinkedIn. So that changed very recently, and it coincides directly with his ramping up of attacks on the Kiwi farms, which leads me to suspect, baselessly, just based off intuition, which sometimes my intuition is quite good, sometimes it's not,  Sometimes it is.


0:38:52
Unknown_08: My intuition is that something happened that caused him to be demoted involuntarily at his company, and he's angry at us about it, because these things are one-to-one. So what he did immediately after becoming a technical fellow at Honeycomb...  was he got a new headset, not headset, but headshot. He had a professional picture taken of him, which I can't show you because it is a matter of legal dispute at this moment.


0:39:29
Unknown_08: Now, when this happened, he posted it on social media with a copyright disclaimer baked into the image like a subtitle.  And sure enough, it was immediately registered with the United States Copyright Office, an extraordinarily unusual step to take for a social media profile picture.  which evidenced to the user posting it that this was lawsuit bait. And I said, okay, I mean, it's fair use to, probably fair use to comment on something like that. So if you're going to comment on something like that, make sure that you go all the yards, make sure it's extra transformative, make sure it's indisputably fair use. And he did. I believe that his use is completely and totally fair.


0:40:15
Unknown_08:  However, he was also right that it was lawsuit bait. Immediately after posting a screenshot of a Blue Sky post and an edited version of the picture he posted, Liz Fong Jones hit us with a DMCA.


Unknown_08: Now, here's the issue with the DMCA.


Unknown_08:  If you follow the statutory letters of the DMCA, the process must go like this. This is how the DMCA works in order to enjoy DMCA safe harbor provisions. Step one, the image goes down. The post goes down. Whatever is claimed goes down. That's how it works. That's why YouTube, anytime they get a DMCA, the video immediately goes offline because that's how the statutory language works.  It's terrible. So you're immediately guilty. The post immediately goes offline. You're immediately censored as soon as the DMCA complaint is sent. Then you send a notice to the user who posted it, the subscriber in the statutory language. And the subscriber has an option.  They can either let the post be deleted forever, or they can dox themselves. They have to send their name, their address, and their telephone number so that litigation can be commenced upon them. Liz Fong Jones actually has been trying to dox people who've talked about him on the forum.  He's gone after former employees from Google who have spoken about him. He went after Vinny, who was not a user on the forum, but he was tangentially related. So it stands to reason that if Liz Fong Jones knows who you are and knows you're posting about him on the Kiwi forums, he will engage all possible mechanisms, both legal and not legal, to ruin your life. Because that's what he does. Because he's an obsessive, sadistic freak.  And so the user then would have the choice of either having their life ruined over a post that Liz Fong Jones did not like, or the post would be censored forever.


0:42:05
Unknown_08: Do you see the issue? Do you see what he's setting up? If I were to literally implement the DMCA as it was written,  Lizvon Jones would be able to dox every single user on the Kiwi Farms or censor any post he wanted. The only way around it is to completely forego the DMCA and handle the complaint directly.


0:42:44
Unknown_08: And that is what we've had to do here. So after this was sent and we realized what he was doing and that he was trying to either ruin the site or force us to intervene,


Unknown_08:  He then issued a settlement offer immediately. The settlement offer was $15,000 of attorney's fees and that everything about him goes down, that everything gets censored.  And then, after giving him $15,000 and deleting everything, there would be court-ordered mediation. Mediation is generally a pre-settlement thing. We go into mediation to discuss the terms of settlement. So in his mind, $15,000 and deleting shit was not something that would be discussed in mediation. That would be the pre-  the requirements to even begin discussing mediation. So whatever he wanted to mediate had to be on top of that.


0:43:19
Unknown_08: So kind of perplexed by this offer, Hardin offered to mediate, which is a very nice thing of him to do. We agreed. I said, okay, I want to hear what Liz Fong-Jones has to say. We'll have a mediation. Generally, these mediations are off the record, confidential, but  Liz Fong-Jones, when we sent this offer, counter-offered and said, we can do mediation, but we need a confidentiality agreement that, number one, if you talk about what happens in the mediation, you're in violation. But number two, if you even hint at or acknowledge that this confidentiality agreement exists—  then you owe us $100,000 liquidated damages. Not just Low Cal LLC. Me personally would be on the hook for $100,000 if I ever at any point acknowledged that there existed a confidentiality agreement between us.


0:44:27
Unknown_08: So...  No, because obviously I have 45,000 posts on the Kiwi Farms and I speak for three plus hours a day about my website. The chances and likelihood that I would ever accidentally acknowledge such an agreement would approach infinity very quickly because I talk for a living. I post basically for a living, right?  And he knows that. Let's not be ambiguous. He knows that, and that was a part of the scheme. He obviously doesn't want to litigate. He wants to weasel out of this. Let's get him into a confidentiality agreement that has preposterous terms so that if he ever says anything bad about me ever again, I can sue him and try to allege that he violated the confidentiality agreement and try to go after his money directly. That's what he was doing.


0:45:04
Unknown_08: So,  The attorney then gave us two days, I want to say, because he replied on Wednesday. And he said, by Friday at 5 p.m., you will either acquiesce to our demands and cede to us all of our points, or we will be forced to take the next steps.


0:45:41
Unknown_08: So we sued him, Liz Fung Jones. And this is what this lawsuit looks like.


Unknown_08:  Now, what can we possibly sue Liz Fong Jones for? The answer is what he threatened to litigate us for. If you threaten someone with a lawsuit, especially if you put a day on it and say, we're going to sue you at this specific time unless you do X, Y, Z, you can actually sue them first for the cause of action that they stated to you. So this is called a declaratory judgment.


0:46:27
Unknown_08: As it says here, wait, no, it's not.


Unknown_10:  Where's the count at? Factual. Count one, declaratory judgment.


Unknown_08: So what we're saying is that he threatened us with a very specific cause of action, and so should have got off the pot. He threatened us, and we don't want to sit here dilly-dallying, worrying about it, paying money to evaluate risk. If you're making legal threats, you got to do it now.  Um, so this is filed in the Southern district of New York. Uh, there is a good reason for this, uh, is the most appropriate venue, of course, being the first and foremost, but, uh, it is filed. And, uh, there are many reasons why it would be better for us to file first than to wait for Liz Fong Jones to sue us on his terms.  And that's all it covers right now. Number one, this is a copyright case. So whoever wins is entitled or could be entitled to attorney's fees. So we're suing to get the declaratory judgment that these images are fair use and are used fairly. And number two, for Harding to get his attorney's fees, which would, if we're awarded, would save us the entire cost of the expense. And the money can go back into a litigation fund and sit there nice and tidy and  So this is, we'll just say here, okay, this is the email from Hardin to, and this is in the filing, this is Exhibit B, this is the letter from Hardin to Mr. Haygood. Now, Haygood is a member of Cameraman...  Unk, Soniker, and Klein, which is called Cusk. And if the name Cusk sounds familiar, it is because they represent Melissa McCant against Smash JT in New York.


0:48:14
Unknown_08: So I've talked about them before.


Unknown_08: Haygood was the one who has repeatedly contacted us on behalf of Liz Fong-Jones.


Unknown_08:  and requested this. First of all, this screenshot in its context. So this is these, a screenshot as not just as a rule of thumb, but as settled case law is inherently a derivative work. It is not simply what is shown inside the screenshot. It is a new work that can be transformative in and of itself that the person who took the screenshot would own the copyright to.  But even without that consideration, there is critical commentary here. For instance, this is the headshot that he's very proud of in the surrounding context and then embedded secondarily into the Kiwi Farms post that says, you are extremely ugly and you will never be a woman. So then we get into the critique of the photo itself. The harsh light of day does not do you any favors. There was no cooperation with light or photons or the universe in taking this photo.  Please put three COVID masks over that smile when you're out in public so that little children are not scared. Very critical of the commentary. We have a little lens flare here. I'm not sure if that lens flare is intentional or accidental, chat. I don't know if the lens flare is supposed to give it some action or if the photographer just doesn't know how to get rid of lens flare. If he doesn't, that's pretty embarrassing, chat.


0:49:29
Unknown_08: It also appears I've sandblasted his entire face off. Okay.


Unknown_08:  and then the photo this image now as you can see there are some discrepancies between the embedded image within the embedded image here in this version of the photo now the entirety of the headshot got that lens flared do you really think that photographer didn't know how to get rid of lens get rid of lens flare chat I don't know  So there is some text overlaid in here. Consent accidents do occasionally happen. Now, I don't have photographic memory, but I do remember that there was a tweet that Liz Fong Jones made in 2019 on the platform formerly known as Twitter, which at the time was actually called Twitter because it was 2019, where Liz Fong Jones, for no reason whatsoever, to the best of my knowledge, inexplicably posted that he had been credibly enough accused of sexual assault that he felt the need to address it.


0:50:19
Unknown_08:  And in his public address regarding the allegations of sexual assault made against him, he made the comment that in risk-aware, consensual kink, consent accidents do occasionally happen, implying that the alleged sexual assault was not actually an aggressive, violent sexual act thrusted upon an unsuspecting person for reasons of sexual gratification to Liz Fong Jones, but rather...  a misunderstanding and a consensual play in which rules were established but not adhered to on pure accident.


0:51:17
Unknown_08: In particular, he tried to say that this alleged sexual assault was a misunderstanding about dog hair.  It's not a joke. If you've not watched this podcast since Drop Kiwi Farm stuff ended, he alleged that a person in the BDSM community accused him of rape and that the reason why they accused him of rape was that this person was deathly afraid of dogs due to childhood PTSD.  And Liz Fong Jones arrived for their risk-aware consensual kink wearing leather BDSM gear that had a single strand of white dog hair from his Samoan. And that this person retroactively revoked their consent and accused him of sexual assault. That is his actual story that he posted on the internet to explain why he was accused of sexual assault, Chet. So...


0:52:08
Unknown_08:  Very interesting story. Very interesting story that raises a lot of questions about the nature of consent, the deregulation of the sexual marketplace, what really is consent chat, lots of things to think about that I feel invocated by the supplementation of this text on this image with this lens flare that really pisses me the fuck off. So...  We have layers upon layers here, and that leads me to believe, for this and other reasons, that this image is a fair use, that is a derivative work with a different meaning than the original commercial work that Liz Fong Jones copyrighted. As you can see, the original photo was copyrighted by G. Fong Jones, and all rights are reserved. Unfortunately, that does not mean that you have total and complete control over any derivative works that have a different meaning in market value.


0:52:50
Unknown_08:  So that is what is in contention. And when we saw this, we thought, this is so preposterous, this is so utterly indefensible, that we have to do something. So that's why we sought the declaratory judgment that this is not copyright infringement. Because if this is considered copyright infringement, we don't have an internet. We don't have memes. We don't have archives. We don't have critical commentary.  what exists online at any given moment, ephemerally, at the complete control and disposition of the person who authored it, that is what is allowed to be talked about and nothing else, which is preposterous and it undermines a free and open society and it never existed in any way, shape, or form at any point in history before this. The only reason why it could possibly be like this is because of the advent of the internet. So when these things are created in law,  100 years ago. They never once conceived of the idea that there would be a time where you could just yoink things out of existence and compel people by law to delete stuff. And this, I believe, is a model he hopes to replicate.


0:54:02
Unknown_08: I don't know. Let me try to pull this up real quick.


Unknown_10: And I'll explain a little. Oh, yeah, it's still doing it.


0:54:36
Unknown_08:  So I was told by a confidant that this site no longer, or this company was defunct. Way back when, when Liz Fong Jones was at his peak of power and influence, he was an investor, and I assume controller in part, of a company called Tall Poppy. Tall Poppy is a phrase, or derived from a phrase that's popular in Commonwealth countries like Australia and New Zealand.  The tall poppy gets cut down, which is a metaphor for people who are more successful draw more ridicule, more criticism, unfairly. Nobody's going to sit around making fun of a degenerate crack addict all day who gambles away every cent that he earns. That would be really pathetic and mean-spirited.  So instead, we point up at the tall poppies and we say, look at them over there. Aren't they successful? But their shit doesn't stink, chat. We have to criticize them.


0:55:08
Unknown_08: That is the tall poppy.


Unknown_08: And the point of his company, if I can pull this up, I wrote a whole article about this in case you were not around for this and you're interested. You just go to my Twitter or you go to Substack, Matthew, at substack.com.  The last article I wrote was Online Censorship's Institutional Power, which talked about his idea with Tall Poppy, which had at the time investors and advisors from Y Combinator, Interloop Capital, Legomorphic, and Angel Industries. And it was trusted by – these were companies that had already employed them –  Crunchyroll, Spotify, the Sci-Fi Writers Academy or Guild Association, which is the guild that funded Patrick S. Tomlinson's lawsuit and Twitch. And then the people who directly recommended this service were Ellen Powell, who, if you remember, was the person who was over Reddit when they started banning subreddits for being hateful, like our fat people hate.  Catherine Mayer, the former CEO of Wikimedia, Anita Zarkizian, God fucking forbid, Gamergate, and then Liz Lee, who is formerly from Twitter, a big social media company, and Morgan Stanley.  a bank, a finance advisor at Morgan Stanley. So we have a conflux of huge social media personalities, pro-censorship advocates. Catherine Meyer in particular is extraordinarily disgusting. I think now she works on Signal, which is extremely distressing to me in particular because she sucks and she should never have her hands on anything that matters ever again. And then somebody who worked at Twitter. And what Liz Fong Jones was putting together  was censorship as a service reputation as a service tall poppy's goal was to um uh shut down the kiwi farms and say we brought down this horrific hate website that had all this reputational uh they had a word for it when you have like information that hurts somebody's reputation they got rid of all this reputational damage cleaned up all these searches like if you just go to google


0:57:46
Unknown_08:  you type in Liz Fong Jones, you just see, look, business insider, personal website, handcrafted Wikipedia. Liz has lots of friends at Wikipedia through Catherine Mayer, LinkedIn, YouTube, Honeycomb Technical Fellow, the GitHub account, just all the stuff you'd want to see about an excellent, wonderful tech worker, a little, a buzzy little bee working in their honeycomb.  When's the first unflattering thing we see? The Blue Sky account, Lead Dev, the Medium account, you know, just all nicely padded, exactly what you'd want to see. By the way, do not ever go to Google and type in Liz Fong Jones consent accident. Don't ever do this. Do not ever go to Google and type in


0:58:29
Unknown_08:  Stuff like this, because you know what? Google pays attention to that, and it would be a very bad idea to do that. So don't ever type into Google, Liz Fong Jones consent to accident, okay? Anyways, my point is, is that Liz Fong Jones is obsessed with this. Personal reputation. How do I look? How does my hair look? Please, can we get the lens flare? Can we get the lens flare? I want to look like I'm strolling through the park, and that I'm so flawless, my skin's flawless, my hair...  moving in the wind gracefully on this wonderful warm spring day just obsessed with this fucking image and being the perfect little buzzy bee the perfect little trans icon and so after grooming his own image to being exactly what he wants it to be he then decides to sell to the elites sell to these companies I can make problems go away for you you had a little consent accident  We all have consent accidents. We all have mistakes in our lives. I can fix it for you. I can get that post DMCA'd. I can get that image yanked off of Twitter. And if they try to file a counter, we have their name. We have their address. Oh, they're young?  that their mom would like to know. Oh, they work at this job, but their company would like to know what they're up to online. Oh, they're in a university. Oh, buddy, I got somebody who is in staff and faculty at that university. And I'll just, I'll fix it. I'll fix it for you. We can make this go away. But to become the extraordinarily rich, reputational aficionado connected to all the world elite because he manages their reputations for them and their Google images is  He needed to have a feather in his cap. He needed to have a nice big Kiwi feather plucked right into his hat.  And so he has spent four fucking years trying to bring down my site so he can pitch to these fucking assholes and their friends forever for lots and lots of money that he can make problems go away. And until the Kiwi Farms goes away and until when you go to Google and you type in Liz Fong Jones, you do not see Liz Fong Jones consent accident behind a VPN on a computer I don't use with no Google account signed in.  Until this goes away, all of his dreams of being CTO at Honeycomb, talking to Anthropic, running Tall Poppy. I'm like a girl boss. Girl boss that can do it. Until that happens, until that goes away, he can't do that. He can't be who he wants to be.  And it's my fault. It's my fault. It's my fucking fault that he's forever portrayed like this. His reputation matters to him. He doesn't want any negative results about him showing up on social media. Okay. Never. He does not, does not want Liz Fong Jones, Elizabeth Fong Jones, Jen Fong Jones showing up on search media results with stuff about consent accidents ever, ever, ever. Okay.


1:01:31
Unknown_08:  um and that's why we're in litigation against him he's never ever ever going to stop because he is held back from what he wants to to do to accomplish which is censorship as a service for the world's elite to groom their fucking wikipedia pages and search results until we're offline okay  And it really disgusts me. He is the antithesis of me. He is the antithesis of me and my community. And his goals, he is... And honestly...  It makes me question what I think about Chinese people. I've always thought Chinese people could integrate. I was actually so surprised to learn that he's an American. When we filed this, I actually thought he was an Australian-Canadian citizen. He was born in America. His father lives in California. He was born in California. And he just craves authoritarianism. He craves it. He craves having an apparatus that can control the flow of information on the internet by his word alone and without any kind of due process.  it's like sickening it's like how are you such a a fucking like like a negative uh negative implication a negative reflection of everything that i hope to accomplish it's kind of weird you're true you're asian from california you hate freedom you hate freedom of speech you hate artistic creativity


1:02:37
Unknown_08:  It's crazy that people like that exist and that they can wake up in the morning and be like, yeah, I'm going to continue living. My life is worth living. I'm a good person. I shouldn't feel bad at all. I don't need to have an addiction to a substance to get through the day because I'm me and I'm okay with that. How? How is that possible?


1:03:21
Unknown_08: All right.  That's it. So in this post, I explained that we really, really, really, really have to hit fundraising goals. And I hate asking for money. And because I grew up in an era where if you ask for money, you're on hipster welfare on Patreon. So I've always held back and asking people for money. But  The goal at the bottom of the site is 600 people for $20 a month. That is the goal, and we need to hit it because if I can't hit the goal, I can't afford endless litigation. We pay $25,000 a year in litigation, and that will go up if we pursue drop Kiwi Farms.  Um, so I asked the people who use the site every day, go out of their way to set up bill pay. Because if, if the people who use the site every single day, of which there are 14,000 people who log into the Kiwi farms every single day, if I can't get 5% of those people to, to contribute to the future of the site, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing with my time.


1:04:34
Unknown_08: It's like, clearly my vision is not shared. Um,  And conversely, I know there are a lot of people out there who like the site, but don't like me. That's okay.


Unknown_08: I accept that. Uh, for that, we have give us and go, um, refresh it, see what it's at right now. $39,000 chat. That's pretty good. Almost $40,000 after there really 1 PM already.


Unknown_08: So it's been five hours. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Um,


Unknown_08:  But this is managed by Hardin, and it goes into a trust account, which is controlled by the law offices of Matthew Hardin, PLLC, a Texas professional company, which is why we can do this. Because it's tax advantage in a way. It's single-way tax as opposed to double tax. If you give me money, then I give it to Hardin, and it's double tax. So this is a single taxable event.


1:05:16
Unknown_08:  and it is used for litigation only.


Unknown_08: The prior fund, in case you're wondering, was not completely exhausted. It's low five figures, and if you do the math, it's over $25,000 a year spent. A lot of that did go to helping Benny. Some people took serious issue with me. I didn't even fund the majority of his expenses. He went bankrupt as a  My contributions to that kept him from getting a court order. And without that court order, I think it really, really destroyed his ambitions to shut down the forum for several years. And now he's like, obviously, if we try to go abroad and do all these bullshits, we'll just get headed off.


1:05:51
Unknown_08: So it has to be done in the U.S. using copyright, which is the worst form of law in the entire country.  Um, and it's like, it's now or never, uh, we either chase them off or we don't. If the fundraiser hits the goal, goes over the goal, um, we'll look at adding drop Kiwi farm stuff in. There's some concerns with that. Um, not least of which is that when drop Kiwi farms was happening, my record keeping was not necessarily stellar cause I was in panic mode for months at a time. Um, but we'll, we'll see if it's possible.


1:06:25
Unknown_08:  Uh, and on that note, I would like to thank the, our drama people, uh, our drama, the Marzy folks, in case you're wondering what our drama is. Uh, someone asked for clarification about what our drama is. And I was told that it was a gay cat dating website. So if you're, you're interested in gay cat gating, dating, here you go. I was told, um, the top comment on this post, by the way, is that I was told, um,


1:06:58
Unknown_08:  that we are crazier this isn't it why is this did they delete a post the top post i saw was like these people are crazier than their locales or whatever that's not what you mean it's a mean-spirited post why is this guy named inuasha he's a dragon ball cell oh cute he named it oh shit why is my phone going off who the fuck is messaging me


1:07:43
Unknown_10:  Okay. Hold up.


Unknown_08: First, let me read the top donor messages for this gives and goes as a, as a thank you. Uh, someone gave $5,000 and said, only you can prevent consent accidents. That is true. Chat. Never allow yourself around a Google. Uh, what was his, he had some really, someone at Google told me that his job was like a nothing job. It was like a site reliability engineer, which was basically like some kind of user X thing. Um,


Unknown_08:  Which, by the way, he has all sorts of bots illegally crawling the Kiwi Farms to monitor our uptime and to scrape user profiles and stuff. So he's really upset. I'm like a super hacker. I have like an army of transgender robots crawling your site at any moment. If your site hiccups, we know. And he writes little scripts to bypass my KiwiFlare and Tartarus pages so that his little robots can... Written in Go, of course, because that's Google's programming language. He's a true Zoogler.  True. Only you can prevent consent accidents. Be careful around Zooglers, especially site reliability engineers in Switzerland. Some Kiwi for $1776 says, happy 250 years to the United States and money for freedom of speech and expression. Thank you. I appreciate that very much. Very patriotic message.  anonymous giver for 1500 says for brighter days the days are getting pretty fucking bright i gotta say my site's running great we just have to shake off this shit and hopefully i don't know i hope that if i start screaming about this shit enough that we will finally see reform to the the dmca because the only people who care about the dmca are like disney and the mpaa everybody else hates it it's just those two fucking assholes that ruin everything for everybody


1:09:29
Unknown_08:  um anonymous giver for 1500 says it's a nice view male lin fong jones in five years or less actually it won't be a nice view for him because he has a autoimmune disease where his body attacks his own eyeballs and his eyes are rotting inside of his head one day he will go blind but presumably by then we'll have bionics i imagine he'll have like anthropic eyeballs at some point so i'm not holding out for that shit okay


Unknown_08:  Kevin Crawley for $1,000. If that's not...


Unknown_08:  That's Kevin. That's the guy who was the vice president for Youssefs. He's a great guy. He was also one of the people that Liz Fong Jones got fired, if that's actually him.


Unknown_08: Which is why he's our vice president for Youssefs now, because he didn't have anything else to do after getting fired because Liz Fong Jones got him fired. It's funny how Liz Fong Jones manages to create his own enemies who then go after him and give me money and help me with my foundations. Isn't that funny? Isn't that funny how the problems you cause just backfire on you and cause you to step into fucking rakes and people who have nothing to lose because you're a malignant sex pest?  start working against you. Isn't that weird? Maybe you should learn something by them.


1:10:25
Unknown_08: The Volek Conspiracy. Judge Van Dyke, this is a case about swinging dicks. The Ninth Circuit denied rehearing en banc Olympus Spa versus Armstrong. Judge Van Dyke wrote the lead dissent, which he begins this way. This was written this month. This is a case about swinging dicks. The Christian owners of Olympus Spa, a traditional Korean... Oh my god, this case is still going on? I remember reading this way back when.  understandably don't want them in their spa. Their female... Did the word swinging dicks really apply? He wrote that. It's like the Twitter meme where the guy's riding on parchment with a quill and the parchment's catching on fire. Yeah, it is funny. We got Judge Van Dyke writing about dicks.  Uh, understandably don't want them in their spa. Their female employees and female clients don't want them in their spa either, but Washington state insists on them. And now so too does the ninth circuit. You may think that swinging dicks shouldn't appear in a judicial opinion. You're not wrong, but as much as you understandably might be shocked and displeased and really encounter that phrase in this opinion, uh,  I hope we can all agree that it is far more jarring for the unsuspecting and exposed woman at Olympus ball. Some as young as 13 to be visually assaulted by the real thing. Sometimes it feels like the supposed adults in the room have collectively lost their minds. Woke regulators. Oh boy. This is a Trump pick for sure. Uh, who picked judge Van Dyke judge Van Dyke?


1:11:42
Unknown_08: Oh, he's young. He's like, he looks like he's like 30 or something. He's 53. He's a good 53.  Picked by Donald Trump in 2020. Yeah, that's not a surprise. Okay. That's one of the last things he did then. That was like January 13th.


1:12:21
Unknown_08: Woke regulators and complicit judges seem entirely willing, even eager, to ignore the consequences that their Frankenstein social experiments impose on real women and girls.


Unknown_29: That's nice.


Unknown_08: That's a nice poos. Thank you.


Unknown_08:  Snoot Booper for 1,000 says, yeah, I'm going to need you to keep the site up and keep podcasting forever so I have something to listen to while driving to work. Thanks, bud. Well, thank you. I will continue to poos and poodcast forever. However, it's like I have energy requirements. You have to feed me pizza, okay? That's how it works. Thank you.  Should I just read all the $1,000 ones? It's a lot. Lei Hang for me complaining about $1,000 donations.


1:13:00
Unknown_08: Our society really invented scheming eunuchs from first principles. Oh, this is talking about the Chinese court eunuchs.  Very long tradition in China. By the way, there's a very funny thing where if you look up court eunuchs from old China, they all have a hunch. Because apparently when you take testosterone out of men, they hunch over. And Liz Fong Jones, if you ever get a candidate of him, he's hunched over like an actual troll. Someone said troll for his race in World of Warcraft. No, that was for Asmongold. If it was for Liz Fong Jones, it would definitely be a troll because he has that exact posture.


1:13:36
Unknown_08:  eunuchs from first principles, and now it's up to us to send them packing with what's left of their tails between their legs. Let us teach this man what comes when you go against the mandate of heaven. Well, if I have the mandate of heaven, that would be awesome. I can be the... What do you call the emperor of China? You just call it the emperor, right? What do you call the emperor of China?


Unknown_08: Emperor title in Chinese.


Unknown_08: Huang Di...  That's me. That's me. Joshua Huangdi.


Unknown_08: Pipkin. Now, I have a feeling that this is the user on the Kiwi Farms. Oh, no, it's Pipkin and not the VTuber with a very similar name who chipped this in for $1,000. Thank you. Anonymous Giver for $1,000. This is crazy. Another anonymous for $1,000. Also crazy. Thank you.  This one, for $1,000, says, send this blockhead rapist back to the shadow realm. Now, that's a great super chat. Now, it's not a super chat. It's an anonymous gift on GiveSendGo unrelated to my podcast.


1:14:15
Unknown_08: There's a great message on this gift. However, I take issue with the verbiage blockhead. Technically, it's an adjective in this form. I take issue with the adjective blockhead.  Blockheads are a proud race of very productive and influential people.


1:14:54
Unknown_08: I happen to know many great people, fine people. Some of them, I assume, are good people.


Unknown_08: Namaskar for 500. How many 500s? That's a lot of 500s. I'll read this one. There's a Bible verse. Let me read the one that I stopped reading.  Win or lose, he won't get his dong back. Hashtag save Kiwi Farms. Yeah, save Kiwi Farms. Everyone's talking about end Kiwi Farms, drop Kiwi Farms. Nobody's talking about saving Kiwi Farms, and that's what matters.


1:15:34
Unknown_08: Anonymous Giver for $500.


Unknown_08:  Thank you. Another for 500. Thank you. Another for 500 says, helping dear Sneeter defeat the Troons. It's true. You are. Thank you. Another for 500. Thank you. Another for 500 says, in all things I have shown you by working hard in this way, we must help the weak and remember the words of the Lord Jesus that he himself said, it is more blessed to give than to receive.  Well, I don't know if you consider my transgender torture website to be a charitable cause that Jesus would look happily upon, but I'm trying my best. Okay.


1:16:11
Unknown_08: And then there are three more for 500. What in particular says enjoyer enjoyer? It says prague chat. That's true, prague, like bossman. Can I prague? Oh, there we go. Wait, no.


Unknown_09: Why did it not?


Unknown_10: There we go.


Unknown_10:  I am a big fan of the self-sufficiency threat.


Unknown_08: Are we over 40,000 if I refresh? I am. Oh, my God. Incredible. Amazing.


Unknown_08: Goku's Strongest Soldier for 500 said, It's true. If there's a Giga Han bigger than Liz Fong Jones, he has not been seen. And then Anonymous Giver said, No, don't give me your whole fucking paycheck. You have to pay for your bills, man.  It's just going into... Look, it's not... I don't want to decrease the urgency here, but if you have to, like, choose between strategic things you buy for yourself and those... Keep in mind, it's going into a trust, and it's going to sit there, and it's going to accrue interest. So it's not, like... It's not going into a big money-burn pile right now, okay?


1:16:44
Unknown_08: Josh, you're homeless now? I'm very sorry to hear that. Sorry.


1:17:18
Unknown_08: Um...


Unknown_08:  Okay. Oh, one more thing. Okay, so if you've not noticed, and this is the last of the epic 10-minute-long grift portion. We are now at 490 subscriptions out of 600, which is the goal. And I'm very... I'm actually unironically so fucking relieved to see that because it was looking pretty dicey there with the whole check processing thing. However, we have received like 200 sponsors in the last little while because...


1:17:53
Unknown_08:  We have a bank account in the EU now.


Unknown_08: I talked to a bank in Finland and I called them up and I was like, can I have a bank account? And they're like, sure, here you go. Here's the API.


Unknown_08: I'm like, okay, I have a bank account now. So if you are in SEPA and you have a SEPA bank account, especially one in euros, they are mostly tied into the instant transfer stuff.  You can log in, go to the upgrades page, and find our IBAN number. You'll get a code and a number. If you use either one of those and you send any amount of euros, it will apply time to your account.


1:18:25
Unknown_08:  No, that's not a joke. I have a bank account in Europe.


Unknown_08: I don't know how long it'll last, but it works instantly. If you don't have SEPA Inst on your bank, which apparently Polish and British people do not have, so it takes two days for you otherwise. But otherwise, it's completely automatic, and most people who are on the Euro will have instantaneous upgrades because there's no transfer time and there's no business day window for the SEPA Instant thing. So...  I have an account, and the euros are basically matching the Americans at this point because the euros are using their instant payment system. Despite Americans being the overwhelming majority of the site, they have to write checks because we don't have this. I want to let you know that right now in Europe, there is a banking system where you can scan a number.  And instantly send money and it is received and it can be programmatically interpreted to give you money. And there are no fees. It is free. I actually have to pay 50 cents per transaction because I'm a high risk bank account. That is my fee for being a high risk bank account. For MasterCard Visa, high risk processors take 10%. 50 cents is my fee.  But for everybody else, completely free. You pay your bills, they keep 100% of it. You go to the store, they keep 100% of it if you're using the SEPA payments. We could have this. We could literally have this, but MasterCard and VisaCard don't want to lose their monopoly. So they say, no, you can't. We could have this like fucking tomorrow if we wanted to, but we can't ever because MasterCard and VisaCard is evil.


1:19:34
Unknown_08:  So there you go. Now, the reason why I show this is that you may notice that there are some very cute Kiwis down here. Very cute Kiwis. And every time we reach the next little milestone of the goal, we get another Kiwi personality. And I would like to show you the next one. He's not plugged in yet because this is a spoiler. We're almost there. So I might as well just do it right now and show you.


1:20:06
Unknown_08:  Um, so this is the next one that we have. Oh, there's an authorization here. That's lovely.


Unknown_10: Give me a second.


1:20:42
Unknown_10: Okay. Yeah, here we go. Here's the good stuff.


Unknown_10: Okay. So this will be the next Kiwi. Once two more, once two more people ship in chat, we're right there.


Unknown_08: Okay.


Unknown_08:  There's three frames for each of their personalities. So this is the first one. Self-sufficient, living out in the beautiful pines with the squirrel. Nice, cute little squirrel.


1:21:17
Unknown_08: Second one, he happens to be a bit of a writer. So he's got his typewriter out.  He's writing up a manuscript for some kind of book. He's got his Snee Juice, of course, to keep him chugging. This is a consistency thing, too, because one of the other personalities has coffee, and it's called Snee Juice. So we're keeping it together.


Unknown_08:  And then this is the third one. He is mailing his manuscript out through the postal service, of course, because he respects our postal service. He's pushing it in with his little beak. And it's got Spongebob stamps on it because you have to pay postage to put your manuscript in the mail. So how did he carry it? On his head. Come on now. It's not that confusing.


1:21:50
Unknown_08:  The artist is very good. They did a t-shirt for us as well, a way back one. So I'm very pleased with two more SEPA payments, 40 euros trickling in as we march towards self-sufficiency, which of course I'm a big fan of.


1:22:27
Unknown_08: Now, I hate to kick off the Neil Mahan's of the world, but I did choose the worst platform in the history of mankind to watch on, and I apologize. So here is the QR code.


Unknown_08:  I'll be talking about Ethan Ralph. I'll be talking about...


Unknown_08:  bossman jack i'll be talking about did you bro i have like 30 seconds of content on chantal you don't want to miss it because you're like oh well i know my mom blocked everything my mom blocked kit because she saw titty streamers and she's like you can't watch that you can't watch titty streamers little jack little jackson you can't do that okay i'm blocking you have to watch youtube where only wholesome things happen and nobody gets molested okay


1:23:17
Unknown_08:  Bye-bye. Bye-bye, YouTube people. Sorry. Sorry it has to be this way. It's not my choice. It's not my choice. It's Neil Mahan's choice.


Unknown_10:  Oh, look at this guy bemoaning. Oh, Bossman Jack.


Unknown_08: Bossman Jack and Chantel. Terrible, terrible.


Unknown_08: I'm withdrawing my $10,000 Gibson Go donation. I don't ever want to hear about Chantel ever again. You must eat more of the licorice chocolate to pay the tithe to the Finnish banks. Bro, if they want to send me some Finnish licorice chocolate, I'll eat it, man.  That stuff's good. I don't know what anybody has against licorice. It's like the best. It's not even an acquired taste. I've always liked the black jelly beans. I've always liked the licorice Twizzler type things. I like the salmagnac-y chocolate. It's a good flavor.


1:23:48
Unknown_10: Yeah. Alright.


Unknown_08: So.


1:24:26
Unknown_08: There was a little fan convention for...


Unknown_08:  uh cartoonist and this is the what's the name of the show i know the kid's name is dipper gravity falls so this is one of the creators of gravity falls and a young fan decided to ask a question and he had to give an answer so let's see oh um hi i'm nora i um my friend told me that  Oh my god, that is so fucking awkward.


Unknown_01: In the show, Dipper was originally supposed to be trans, but I haven't been able to find any source material on that, so I wanted to ask whether or not that was true.


1:25:08
Unknown_08:  Sure, yeah, well, thank you so much. Well, first of all, your hands are all fucking gnarled, and you look like you have Down syndrome, and you look like your hands don't work, so you're creeping me out.


Unknown_08: I want to watch the live crowd reaction as Jay says this.


Unknown_01: I wanted to ask whether or not that was true. I haven't been able to find any originally supposed to be trans, but I haven't been able to find any source material.


Unknown_08:  In good company. In good company in this audience.


Unknown_39: Inspired by me and my... Dipper and Mabel are inspired by me and my twin sister, Ariel. So the show is largely comes from our lives.


1:25:41
Unknown_39: I am not trans. However, you know, I'm a person who experienced the...


Unknown_08:  Dude, imagine. Imagine saying that and not having the audience erupt into laughter. That's like, this guy, he might as well put like a big fat red dot on his forehead. He might as well be seeing the glint of a rifle in the distance on the upper echelon of the auditorium. He knows. One wrong statement.  One wrong word towards this young gender indeterminate and it's fucking over. Mystery of trying to figure out how to deal with gender questions growing up.


1:26:14
Unknown_39: I mean, I feel like the 90s when I grew up, you watch TV and be like, be a man, eat Slim Jims, kill someone.  And I was like, is that what it means to be a man? How do I do this right?


Unknown_08: And I was raised... This is what happens if you don't watch Fight Club. The answers to these questions and more are found in the holy film, Fight Club.


Unknown_39:  And yes, those are the answers. In a home with a mom and a sister, and they were sort of my model for what it looks like in a house. So I put my questions about how does this all work into Dipper. And people of all different parts of all different spectrums have said to me, I relate to this character. I think in fiction, the only thing I know how to do as a writer is...  You put your personal experience into it, you be as specific as you can, and the specific can become universal. So when somebody says to me, like, this character spoke to my life, I'm so, like, grateful that I got to be a part of somebody's childhood and that somebody found comfort in my characters. So, like, I really encourage people to any head canon, any fiction, any way they want to dress up. Buddy, if you are the creator of Gravity Falls...


1:27:32
Unknown_08:  You should not utter the phrase, I accept any headcanon, because I was on Tumblr when this show came out. The site was young, and I know what those people who watch this fucking show are up to, okay? Never say this. Like, you do it. Like, Dipper's yours.


Unknown_39: Like, however you want to write him, however you want to dress as him, however you want to invent him, like, please. Because it starts as my creation, and I share it with all of you, so...


1:28:12
Unknown_08:  My headcanon is Fat Man Nuclear Bomb on Gravity Falls.


Unknown_10: Okay. There you go.


Unknown_10: Let's read the response.


Unknown_08: Cartoons on the Moon.


Unknown_08:  This is just a recap of the video. And then the Mexicans and South Americans who apparently watched the show made fun of them. These guys don't even have any personality to go and mess with creators just to project themselves onto every single work that exists. 1.3 thousand upvotes for this post in Spanish. Yep, looks like someone who would ask this. It's true. She does look like she has Down syndrome and it does look like her hands are gimpy.


1:28:49
Unknown_08:  has Alex Hirsch done anything besides living out the past of Gravity Falls seriously has he made anything new that's gone as close to it because this is not exactly good advice if he's inviting everyone to do anything this could go dark fast I don't think you have to worry about gimpy hands over there holding a gun if that's what you're implying she can't hold a microphone I think he's safe there you go sucks to be this guy I guess Alex Hirsch what does he mean let's look it up  Alex Hirsch or a pencil.


1:29:26
Unknown_00: That's right.


Unknown_08: Uh, first of all, he looks like a fag. I don't know how else to say this nicely, but, uh, yeah, holy shit.


Unknown_08: Um, Spider-Man into the spider verse, the angry birds movie too.


Unknown_08: Oh, he was Steve Eagle. The voice in that one. He was Steve Eagle and angry birds.


Unknown_08: Um,


Unknown_08:  was the voice of Jerk in The Mitchells vs. The Machines and was a story consultant.


1:30:03
Unknown_08: He was a special thanks in the Super Mario Bros. movie. He was an actor for scumbag boss goon voices in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem.


Unknown_10: And then... He was the creator of... Look, look at this.


Unknown_08:  If you look at his entire television history, he is the creator of one and only one show, Gravity Falls. The incest show. That's it.


1:30:38
Unknown_08: And everything else is voice acting. He was an executive producer on Inside Job, which I've never even heard of. And that's it. There's an untitled Alex Hurst project. Confirmed series development at Netflix. Oh, boy.


Unknown_08:  It would be so funny if it was about incest. It would be so funny. I just want this guy to have a theme. In all of his works. Alright, um...


1:31:10
Unknown_08:  Okay, I think this guy is ripping on a Jeep.


Unknown_49: Let's check it out. Some guy from Bangladesh just banned American citizens from owning firearms in Virginia.


Unknown_49: Saddam Saleem, a state senator in Virginia, has crafted SB 749, banning all types of the possession, sale, etc. of firearms.


Unknown_49: It has passed the legislation. It's going to the governor's desk. She is a hardcore leftist and will most likely sign it.  Saddam wasn't born in our country. He came here like five minutes ago in the year 2000, and he does not celebrate our history and our constitution.


1:31:47
Unknown_49: You know, when you were a kid and you experienced those hot, muggy Fourth of July nights, eating barbecue with the family, maybe holding a sparkler, watching the fireworks, he didn't experience that.  Do you remember when you were in school, you said the Pledge of Allegiance, you sang My Country, Tis at Thee, you learned all about American history, maybe you watched the cartoon about the bill? Saddam didn't experience that. We have to stop the foreign invasion of our country with people who do not celebrate American ideals.


1:32:29
Unknown_08:  Well, the issue is that the GOP in Virginia is completely destroyed and co-opted. That's why I keep advocating that people participate in their local elections, because you will get infiltrated. They are actively trying to infiltrate shit. That's why the GOP candidate in North Carolina for some congressional seat


Unknown_08:  is a woman who wears a full niqab. You can't even see her face. She's literally a black carpet that is running on the GOP ticket because nobody even bothered to run against her. And she thought, haha, so funny. I will just take this seat and I will just run and everyone will vote for the Democrat. Haha. And I will continue to get free shit. Haha. Because that's it. That's what happens. Nobody bothers to show up to these things. So we just lose continuously.


1:33:06
Unknown_08:  And then, this poll, this is from a left-leaning polling organization, and supposedly it's not this bad.


Unknown_08: But in the Vivek Ramaswamy front, Amy Acton  up against Ramaswamy is, in this poll, up 10 points. Trump won Ohio by 25 points. That means that Vivek Ramaswamy is 35 points less popular  than uh donald trump and it is possible that not only this is a total campaign by the way uh the geo all the seats there are no incumbents for any seats there's like four different executive seats and a supreme court seat that are toss up here uh on top of um


1:33:40
Unknown_08:  congressional seats, both state and federal. And they're running, the head of ticket is Vivek Ramaswamy, who is so unpopular, he might lose to Amy Acton, which could cause the treasurer to go, which could cause the secretary of state to go, which could cause the AG to go, which could flip one of their Supreme Court seats, which could lose federal and state representation, because they ran somebody completely and totally fucking unelectable.  Um, so if you're in Ohio, you like, you have to scream, you have to scream like you're being raped because you're being raped like in the ass right now. Um, I heard that the, uh, the chairman of the Hamilton GOP, which I think is the, um, northern half of Cincinnati has Hamilton in Ohio, uh, which is where Alex Trantafilou is, um,


1:34:32
Unknown_08:  uh was i think one of the gop leaders and i think he's resigned from the fallout so like the entire ohio gop is just like collapsing because it's uh completely fucking falling apart which they deserve so i don't know maybe it'll be a good thing if ohio goes completely blue and is ruined like virginia forever and ever and has like muhammadin's and jeets in government because what's the alternative the gop is told that they can win with unelectable candidates like this fucking retard


1:35:24
Unknown_08:  Why do I care which Jew party wins? I don't know, bro. Here, Sneed8Poster, here's my thought. Since everything is ruined forever and nothing's ever going to get better and there's no point paying attention to anything or trying to change things, you want to join me in a suicide pact? You just want to, like, shoot yourself in the head with me? I'll do it. I'll do it. I promise. Just, like, don't bother. Okay. If you don't want to do anything, I'm just saying.


Unknown_08:  All right.


Unknown_08: So good luck with that, Ohio.


1:35:58
Unknown_08: Gardening is more fun. They're going to take your garden away. They're going to fill it up with jeep poo.


Unknown_08: I already talked about this.  Oh, okay. So this guy, I think he's Italian, and he went to Japan. And he was talking, I think, in Italian. Yeah, he is. He's talking in Italian. Typical Italian stallion hair with the bust and broccoli haircut. And he says something like, amigo, which I assume means friend in Italian. However...  He made the fatal error here of relaxing. He thought he was in Japan. He thought he could visit the little girl comic book shop back there with conspicuous photos of little girls just plastered in the fucking window of the front for some reason. So he thought he could just go to the little girl store and pick up a little girl, but he relaxed. Oi! Japan! Amiga!


1:36:32
Unknown_37:  We got the ball, both me and the American, the regular one.


Unknown_30: Ball, ball. This is the 7, yes, the 7.


1:37:04
Unknown_30:  My brother Bufalino 420 donated 1 euro Thank you for the euro Meanwhile, good evening Luca Good evening I entered now, how is it going today?


Unknown_04: Today better I see that the connection holds at least It's a good start No, no, I dissociate You are my friend No, no, you are my friend No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no


Unknown_11:  Don't say my nigga. Say I'm sorry.


1:37:37
Unknown_08: But you is my friend. No, no, no.


Unknown_11: Say I'm sorry.


Unknown_08: He's literally trying to explain to him. Amiga is my friend. And he's like, I ain't your friend. It's just like low IQ. Just like fucking retarded. This guy could never understand anything. He's in a foreign country. Ah, you're sorry. No, you're sorry.


Unknown_30: I'm sorry. You're sorry for saying my nigga, right?  No, no, no, no, this is, I don't lie for bun, this is no good.


Unknown_11: Right, you said my nigga.


Unknown_30: No, no, no, no, me dissociate, no, no, no.


Unknown_11: What did you say over there? You said I'm sorry, right? Sorry, sorry, sorry. You're sorry for saying my nigga, right? I don't speak. No, you do speak, you said my nigga. I heard you saying it. No, no, no, me dissociate. You got five seconds to apologize. No, no, no. I'm gonna slap you, open hand.  No, I don't care.


1:38:09
Unknown_08: He's like putting fucking hands on him. This is why you need guns.  This is why you need guns and you need to have guns on you. Because this guy will mistake hearing something and he will start physically fucking battering you in the streets of a foreign country. And if you can't take a gun and shoot him in the fucking head...  Hi, hi. What the fuck does he want? This idiot.


1:38:40
Unknown_08: He's distorting me. What the fuck did he say?


1:39:25
Unknown_30:  It's crazy.


Unknown_08: It's crazy. I hate... It's full of hate, man. And that guy, he's literally on the streets of Japan visiting the little girl's store. And he's coming out and he's saying, thank you, my friend, for a compliment in chat or something. And this guy mishears him and assaults him, batters him.


Unknown_08:  He can't build a society with his people. He can't live next to his people. He can't live near them.


Unknown_08: And you think he's owed an apology.


1:40:05
Unknown_08:  Chabad Lubavitch, rabbi and U.S. anti-Semitism czar Yehuda Kaplan announces that the Justice Department will use the law to prosecute Americans or prevent them from getting a job if they commit anti-Semitic crimes against the Jewish community. The scourge of anti-Semitism must be defeated everywhere, anywhere, and everywhere that it exists. Let's hear his video.


Unknown_08: This is a good guy. You can tell by looking at him. You can trust him.


Unknown_05:  The scourge of anti-Semitism must be defeated anywhere and everywhere that it exists.


1:40:43
Unknown_05: As we just heard before, from holding universities accountable to using laws within the Justice Department, existing laws to hold and prosecute crimes against the Jewish community, from preventing people from working and going to worship in their shuls,


Unknown_05:  And then, as was touched on very briefly, but a visa vetting program that we are just beginning now to see the results.


Unknown_10:  Well, that's okay.


Unknown_08: I'm for the visa vetting program. Because when you filter out anti-Semitism at the immigration level, you are filtering out Muslims. So I support him on that. Everything else, though, sounds like utter shit.


1:41:35
Unknown_08: Thanks for your opinion, Rabbi.


Unknown_08: Alright.


Unknown_08: FemCal stuff. Goodbye, News Hamster.


Unknown_08:  Alright. So, uh, let's see what Chantel's up to. I'm sure this one will be a banger chat.


Unknown_12: Uh-oh.


Unknown_12: Uh-oh. I don't know if I should tell you this. I had a bit of an accident. I gotta get out of here.


Unknown_12: Oh, no, this is bad. Why is this happening to me? Oh, no.


1:42:09
Unknown_12: What the heck is wrong with my body? No, it was, like, a little bit... I thought it was gas, but a little bit happened, but it's okay. It's not, like, super urgent. Like, it doesn't... You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, I don't think there's a smell, but...


Unknown_08:  So Chan Tao, minding her own business, shitting herself. She had to go into an elevator on her scooty puff. But don't worry, her shit literally doesn't stink. So you don't have to worry about shitting up the elevator.


Unknown_12: I was over budget, but my husband actually sent me a bit of money, so.


1:42:43
Unknown_12: Supporting my poor ass.


Unknown_12:  he found uh he has connections there's an office near him and uh there's a syrian guy from canada so i just can send him like you know he can send me the money from there and then the guy just sends me the money e-transfer it's like super cool


Unknown_08:  Cheers. Cheers.


1:43:33
Unknown_48:  Uh-oh.


Unknown_08: You can't hear it. Uh-oh. You can hear the precise moment where she shits herself, Chet.


Unknown_48: Uh-oh. There you go.


Unknown_48: Uh-oh.


Unknown_48: Uh-oh.


Unknown_08: Uh-oh.


Unknown_08: Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Stinky.


Unknown_08:  Now, this video is viral. You may remember that at some points I've talked about the so-called Lily Contino, also known as Buffalo Grill. Buffalo Grill just so happens to be one of the most prolific DMCA-ers out there. Every single day, just about, I receive notifications from Google that he's trying to get his Kiwi Farms thread delisted from search engines.


1:44:05
Unknown_08: Buffalo Grill has a special niche in social media TikToker...  environment, ecosystem. And what he does is very simple. He records himself having dinner at restaurants, which doesn't sound particularly interesting. There are a million mukbangers on TikTok and shit. However, Lily has a very specific niche. See, Lily is a man and Buffalo Grill looks like a man. He looks like a very disgenic, disheveled, greasy, disgusting, unwashed man.  and he'll sit down in a restaurant and eat and hope to God that the waiter will misgender him so he can freak the fuck out on live.


1:44:44
Unknown_08: That is his entire thing, is to torture innocent people trying to get through the day, not being screamed at by a tranny, to threaten their jobs and to threaten the venue itself.  In particular, not that I'm usually one to complain about such things, Buffalo Grill really enjoys ethnic food, particularly ethnic establishments that may have first-generation immigrants in the United States cooking the meals and waiting on the tables. Because those ethnic people from foreign countries and cultures may not be particularly...  aware of how the whole trans thing works as that's a very western phenomenon which is to say that he exploits these cultural differences to excuse his freakouts on a more frequent base so let's see what he has to do here it's a 14 minutes huh okay 14 minutes we'll see how it goes he's also brought a shitty fucking dog into the restaurant


1:45:34
Unknown_29:  So Buffalo Grill sets down.


1:46:15
Unknown_08: He's got his dog. A woman sits down behind him. However, I don't think the woman realizes at this point that she is on camera and she does not want to be on camera.


Unknown_13: Great view. All right. Come here, bud.


Unknown_27: All right. Here he goes.  I'm trying to keep the camera out of the Sun today she realizes she's on camera she's uncomfortable about this and I think the tension is building  This is why it's difficult to bring nuggets sometimes. Thank you, Krista.


1:46:58
Unknown_27: It's because of... It's hard to get everything set. A little overwhelming, but that's okay. All right. Let's read. Is the camera angle good? No. We got Jinxy, Frankie, Kate.


Unknown_26: Kate, hello. Lily Pickles, hello.  Archangel, hello. Dollface, hello. Foldsy and Galaxy and Grace, hello.


1:47:34
Unknown_29: Okay, she's now very annoyed and conspicuously trying to conceal her face.


Unknown_27: I mean, we are streaming. What do we... Um... Alright, what do we...


Unknown_27:  I guess we should wait for the other server to come over and help us, because... I mean, we are streaming, so... I don't know. They knew I was streaming, for sure.


Unknown_27: When they sent. I did... I did ask. I want to freak out.


1:48:16
Unknown_09:  No, he sits on the other side of the table.


Unknown_08: And then this other bitch is like, God fucking damn it. Look at the fear and the anger on her face. 50% hatred, 50% anxiety.


Unknown_27: Now the other person is in the camera.  Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what to do.


1:48:53
Unknown_08: I bet you shut off your fucking camera and stop dressing like a... You're not even dressing like a woman. I don't even know what to say. It's just like Han Max. Someone's coming over to tell me where to go.


Unknown_27: Uh...  Should I just stay here?


Unknown_27: Or you know what we could do?


Unknown_27: Here's a Nike. Hold on.


Unknown_08: Okay, take three. Take three. Okay.


1:49:32
Unknown_08:  She's back on denim for no reason. Oh, he's trying to put stickers over her. That does not work. Okay. It's a bigger sticker now.  Any normal, sane, rational person at this point in time would realize that whatever revenue you're going to get by broadcasting this meal is not worth the obvious distress you're causing people. And you just apologize and delete the VOD because it's just eight minutes of fucking awkwardness at this point. But what you have to understand about the tranny mindset is  is that because it cannot procreate, have children, or be productive in any way, shape, or form, it can only destroy and harass people. So this is actually working as intended. And he's trying to meet this bare minimum threshold so that when inevitable confrontation comes, he has some means to exacerbate it and to cause problems for everybody.


1:50:05
Unknown_27: God is fine to do malicious compliance, which is...


1:50:42
Unknown_08:  As he literally fucking says, malicious compliance. She doesn't want to be recorded. She's having dinner with her friends. She doesn't want to be on camera, live streamed to TikTok next to this fucking freak. You're like, oh, yeah, I'm going to do some malicious compliance here. I did what they asked.


Unknown_08: You know?


Unknown_27:  um they are not being recorded anymore but uh it's hard to hear me okay even when i talk skip again


1:51:29
Unknown_27:  Was it just not working before?


Unknown_27: You don't think it was on? Okay.


Unknown_08: So he has a clip on mic so you can hear him eat? Is that part of the experience?


Unknown_08: We can do whatever. Yeah. Yeah.


Unknown_27:  I don't think I need to do anything.


Unknown_27: Why isn't a server helping out? I don't know why a server isn't helping. The front-facing camera.


1:52:03
Unknown_37: You could just move by yourself, you know.


Unknown_08: I've moved at restaurants before. They can just change where you're at. Make sure to do like a... Is he like freaking out at them? What's he recording them for?


Unknown_08:  The last thing you see before you go into the well and put the lotion on the skin.


Unknown_08: Why does he have blisters on his hand? He's been, like, jacking it so fucking hard. He's got, like, blistered hands.


1:52:39
Unknown_08: Yeah, just recording them on your way out.


Unknown_08: Can't just turn the stream off because you're fucking leaving anyways.


Unknown_08:  Okay, I get it. I'm sick of staring at this fucking freak. Buzz your girlfriend. Woof.


Unknown_08: There's something dinging, and I wasn't sure what it was.


Unknown_08: Okay.


Unknown_08: That is your moment of troon. Been too much troons on... Actually, god, there's even more coming up. Okay. This is another long clip. I don't know how much to play of this.


1:53:13
Unknown_08: Um, so...


Unknown_08:  The official Kiwi Farms Jeremy Hambly expert has done some deep diving on this issue.


Unknown_08:  Uh, he says, I don't know if I'd call it a good source of info, but stuff ends up over there that doesn't make it over here. Uh, in the Jeremy Hambly sub, which exists, I guess. But on the topic of simping though, I finally found the archives of the Blair White Twitter meltdown where he said he down to reenact Brokeback Mountain with Blair White.  Diligent and Denizen posted a Photoshop in 2023.


1:53:50
Unknown_08: So this was like after the post-Troon shit of Blair White, the Troon, and Jeremy Hambly together on the cover of Brokeback Mountain, the film, I think. And Quartering says, is this supposed to be an own? I'll spend some time in the mountains with Ms. Blair White.


Unknown_08:  Um...


1:54:36
Unknown_08:  He says, I like watching creators do the Frost thing when the ego gets big. I care about stopping the cold drag shows. You don't have kids, so you don't care. We get it. Quartering says, what about the warm drag shows, which is a total fucking Rikada-esque bullshit line.  Ron Ronson asks, why do you consistently or constantly put your foot in your mouth on Twitter? You court a centrist and right-leaning base. No duh, they will have trouble with kids being transitioned or men dominating women's sports. That doesn't mean they hate trans people. Corcoran says, I don't have an issue with people who have an issue with those things. I just don't have time for blind hate under the guise of righteousness. Well, that's the niche I fill. Just like how justice is blind, my hatred is blind.


1:55:11
Unknown_08:  I go by my nose, mostly. I smell rotting stink ditch.


Unknown_08: I smell curry and poo. I smell cocoa butter. My hatred.


Unknown_08: A, a, a, or, not a, a, uh, a, purely, what's the olfactory? It's an olfactory sense. Okay.


1:55:48
Unknown_08:  the incoming people rationalize their spurgery and say it's all about the kids but they can't name a single school board member in their own towns he makes a good point chat who are on your school board members are you paying attention to who's educating them kids do you know for a fact you don't have any lgbtq plus people on your council right now better check in on that


1:56:21
Unknown_08:  They haven't voted locally in years. They aren't involved in their own communities. They are on Twitter. Angry. Well, we don't want to talk. My feed is almost exclusively overrun with blind hate.  I smell Pokemon cards and sweat and Mountain Dew. And it feels pointless to try and talk to some people back down to civil conversation. You can hate what one trans person does and not hate all trans people. It's the same fucking shit the left does. It's all so tiring. I feel like I've always preached to separate the ideas from the individuals espousing them. Collectivism is bad and always has been.  It says the guy is saying vote locally. It's been a primary criticism of leftism for years, but now the right is just going ahead and adopting the same tactics, and I hate it. Nuance is dead. Nuance is dead. You got to pick a team.


1:56:56
Unknown_08: I'm on team orange man, and we're going to get rid of all the Jeets. That's my team. Okay.


Unknown_08:  I want people to have a reasonable path to citizenship. Fuck this guy. Fuck him. No. The only way is by being of a fair complexion.


1:57:32
Unknown_08:  Okay, I want to hear him mauled for a bit. I'm going to drink some water and listen to him. God, he is going bald.


Unknown_06: Some of you may have noticed that I've been acting a little weird lately. I gained a bunch of weight and I've been drinking more.


Unknown_06: So I'm going to go clean in August. I'm going to lay off the drink in August. And I'm going to stream more.  I spread my seed to Twitch D-Live. What are you drinking tonight?


1:58:05
Unknown_06: Cheers to everyone who's here.


Unknown_06: You never quit!


Unknown_06: Never quit, never say die.


Unknown_08: That's a big drink.


Unknown_06: Any thoughts on the DNC convention? I mean, imagine having a convention.


Unknown_06:  We're about to have a sub train.


Unknown_08: I really appreciate the way that cup augments the sound of him sighing in relief as the alcohol starts to fizzle on his tongue.


1:58:40
Unknown_06: 10 people in a row right now are going to subscribe. Watch this.


Unknown_06:  Now, I couldn't help but notice, but I'm five short. If I make it to the finals next round, will ten people agree to subscribe?


Unknown_06: Begging for subs already? Oh, I beg for them all. What I would like is to have a thousand viewers and all of them be subscribed.


Unknown_06:  If I do, you have to gift sub 10. That's the rule.


1:59:15
Unknown_06: Oh, someone's getting nervous. This is a 13 minute long video compilation of him playing this game and like drinking alcohol and begging people to give him money. Gift 10s.


Unknown_08: How many to shave your head? Thumbs here.


Unknown_08:  sigh while you drink if i make round four someone's someone's gifting 10 subs though at least at least like 45 of you have said you're gonna do that we should have emotes tomorrow and then i'm gonna i'm gonna be like a subscriber king do you want emotes and you've got to subscribe like right now it makes me feel so validated when people subscribe on twitch dude this would be my dream job is this how old is this


2:00:03
Unknown_08:  Is he on Twitch?


Unknown_08: Five years ago. Okay.


Unknown_08: I didn't realize that there was like Jeremy Hambly A-logs from five years ago that would put together compilations of him. It's the basement piss stream.


Unknown_08: He pisses himself in the basement.


Unknown_08:  I thought this was last week, too. If this was five years ago, that hair has got to be fucking toast by now, man.


2:00:37
Unknown_08: He's more bald. He pisses in the drain.


Unknown_09: When does he piss in the... When does he piss in the drain?


Unknown_06: Is there, like, a peak moment?


Unknown_10: Is this, like, marked?


Unknown_10:  He's still there.


2:01:09
Unknown_10: Five subs.


Unknown_06: He's still asking for subs.


Unknown_06: You'll have a wonderful night. I've never seen this before. I tried to do my best.


Unknown_06: Legitimately.


Unknown_06: He's an artist. Ultimately, what I want doesn't matter.


Unknown_06:  I'm going to pee in my basement. Oh, here we go. Someone's going to tip $100, and that's how it's going to go.


2:01:42
Unknown_06:  How's that?


Unknown_08: I hate my life. My favorite kind of streamer is the one where you can only see the top of their head because they're slouched. This is the thing that Rikada would do. When he was so drunk, he couldn't sit upright anymore. You could only see the top of his head because he was so slouched over. And he's so wasted, he's doing the Rikada thing where he's passing out. He's falling forward.


Unknown_06: How's that? I hate my life.


Unknown_06: Good night.


2:02:17
Unknown_08:  Good night. He can't stand up.


Unknown_08: Oh my God.


Unknown_06: We had it. We had it. That chair is getting wrecked. There's no amount of money that can make me go out again.


Unknown_08: His headset's like leaned off his head.


Unknown_06:  make sure you piss on the sink so you'll have a wonderful night okay i don't know i guess i missed it there should be a time stamped thing up there okay but there isn't such is life


2:03:11
Unknown_08:  Tommy Tudor has been in a hearing to get evicted from his house. He was granted, I think, a stay, so he was able to stay in the building pending a hearing. And there's nothing to say about this. It's a boring eviction hearing, except that the judge refers to him exclusively as Thomas Wasserberg and Sir.


Unknown_00: Sir, the reason that you're here, can you hear me all right?


Unknown_08: Barely.


Unknown_00: All right, can you hear me if I speak louder?


Unknown_08: Yes, please.


Unknown_00: Thank you.


Unknown_08:  He's already demoralized. He's already like, oh, no, I'm going to be served. He had served in Mr. Wasserberg the entire time. So demoralized and buck broken. I think he's in.


2:03:49
Unknown_08: Is he in New Mexico or Arizona? I think he's in New Mexico. I don't remember. No, it's in Tucson, Tucson, Tucson, Tuscan. As I said during the Tommy Tudor Street, I didn't.


Unknown_08:  Everyone got mad at me. It's Tucson.


Unknown_08: Last stream. Yeah, he's fucking old, bro. He needs to go away. He needs to go away. Okay. Last stream, I played a clip of Dev, short fat otaku, tormenting his wife and giving her reasons to reconsider her life choices.


2:04:29
Unknown_08: After that went viral, he thought that was a great thing and has doubled down on it.


Unknown_10: Let's listen.


Unknown_10:  Where is my video website 866


Unknown_10:  Another pedophile joke real quick. No! Because I don't like them.


2:05:05
Unknown_01: God.


Unknown_01: Just end the stream. Goddamn dipshit.


Unknown_41: Listen, I'm allowed to make jokes about bending girls over their tricycles or something. I don't know. Jesus fucking Christ.


Unknown_19: Wow.


Unknown_19: I'm leaving.


Unknown_41: Don't leave.


Unknown_19: Don't leave me.


Unknown_41:  Listen, I'll buy you your very own tricycle, okay?


Unknown_19: I don't want a tricycle!


Unknown_41: Come on, you can't ride a bicycle. Fuck off.


2:05:37
Unknown_01: You're so mean to me.


Unknown_08: You're so mean to me, and also children. Keep it up, Dev. I appreciate it.


Unknown_08: Speaking of, Tiger, who the very first time I ever played anything about this guy, he was on the front page of Twitch.


Unknown_08:  In a diaper.


Unknown_08: He's a cub fur VTuber, which is an extraordinarily cursed statement. He's a cub fur VTuber on Twitch.


2:06:10
Unknown_08: And they featured a diaper-wearing cartoon animal on the front page of Twitch. And this led people to investigate the history of Tiger. His domain, by the way, is tiger.baby.


Unknown_08:  And they found videos of him crying about how his streams are a dead end and he's a fucking loser. And it's true, he is a pathetic loser, chat.


Unknown_08: However, he still tries to cling to relevancy, hoping that he can make enough money to survive in today's economy as an adult baby furry on Twitch. And in the process has allegedly gotten doxxed.


2:06:51
Unknown_08:  which he has taken to Blue Sky, of course, to complain about. This is what Tiger has to say. I wanted to open up about something in light of recent news. I was a victim of the same harassment campaign of anti-baby fur people, and as a result of the same people like Katamara and PB,  My entire life was uprooted. The deoxing that came about impacted not just me, but also my family and friends. Death threats, dangerous packages mailed to me, strangers at my door. Everyone in my life was scared.  It was humiliating and horrifying and drove me to the darkest place I've ever been in my life. If it wasn't for the hours and hours of therapy and personal connections, I would not be here right now. It got so bad, I eventually had to seek legal action, which was a big help, but I don't think I'll ever fully recover. They revel in it, and I know they'll see this and celebrate."  But I also want to be more vocal about how isolated it's made me feel. I lost so many people from my life. Did you lose people from your life because of people knowing about them? Or did you lose people in your life because they knew that you pretend to be an adult baby animal for a profession?


2:08:02
Unknown_08: That point is left unstated.  Seeing this community come together over the last few days has inspired me to speak up and say more about my story so I can hopefully heal and continue to be a voice for good for those who experience the same thing. This is a problem. These threats to the community need to be stopped and held accountable. I let it force me into silence, but thanks to the unconditional love and support of said family and friends, at least I'm still here."


2:08:42
Unknown_08:  and doing okay and better every day. These people claim to try to protect people and delude themselves into thinking they're doing good, but make no mistake, they just have the goal of trying to scare and bully people into suicide as the ultimate form of silence because they cannot fathom a world that exists outside their limited scope of understanding.


Unknown_08:  No amount of bullying will ever make them feel loved, seen, or heard. I mean, you are writing a gigantic Twitter post on Blue Sky that says, I know these people will see them and celebrate this. Which, if you are somebody who would see this post and celebrate it, you are both seen and heard.


2:09:19
Unknown_08: Like, explicitly, in a literal sense. They have nothing else.  Tiger then says, I owe a massive thank you to my true friends and family who doubled down on loving me and were nothing but supportive. I almost lost sight of the fact that I'm never truly alone and leaning on those resources is a thing that those people wouldn't know exists for kind people.


Unknown_08: Yes, the moral of the story is that you can burden your emotional baggage on your friends and family who have to eat shit because you're an adult baby.  If only we could all learn this valuable lesson. Don't ever grow up. Don't ever be a man. Don't ever handle your own problems. Rely entirely on your friends and family for emotional and financial support as you clumsily sit in a fucking diaper and rot in a chair in front of a camera that superimposes an animal mascot over your face as you play video games and create absolutely no function to our society. That's the real takeaway. And I feel seen and heard.  And loved. Thank you, Tiger, for your information. And for opening up about this. Very profound.


2:10:33
Unknown_08: Um... Okay.


Unknown_08: Oops, I spoiled stuff again. Alright, so let me explain what's going on here. Is that, um... A while ago... I keep vague tabs on this, okay?


Unknown_08: Is, uh... Mint Salad was...  Oh, God, this requires, like, thousands of years ago. When Dick Masterson was relevant to the sector, there was a girl named Mint Salad who was a mentally handicapped woman in a furry. When her parents found out that she was drawing furry pornography, she was issued an ultimatum. Continue to draw furry pornography or stay in her parents' house.  After talking to Dick Masterson, Dick Masterson advocated women going their own way, and she did leave her parents' house and entered into a relationship with Riley, the Dick Show producer.  Also, Mint admits in this that she had a crush on Dick, so she definitely was trying to get with Dick, and he pawned her off on Riley because she was gross and retarded.


2:11:12
Unknown_08: That was one of the original controversies of the Dick show before Digibro and Riley being really fucking gross caused me to leave it. And before the New Project 2 thing that PPP kicked up. But the Mint shit was always real fucking gross.  And there's literally a clip where she's like excited next to Riley, like babbling next to him. And it's like Dick Matheson, Dick Matheson, like literally sounded like a Dick Matheson, like sounding like an actual fucking retard. And, um, in this, she laments the fact that she is retarded or rather she laments the fact that people think that she's retarded. Um, but meant the reason why people think you're retarded is because you act retarded and you sound retarded.  And all the shit you draw looks fucking retarded. And everything you do is retarded. And it's actually really remarkable.  What happened is that Riley and Mint, while they were together, hooked up with this guy. I literally don't even know what the fuck his name is.


2:12:32
Unknown_08: I've listened to this entire thing. Actually, half of it. I got notes from the other half from somebody on the forum.


Unknown_08: So half of this will be first-time reactions. But I don't know what the fuck his name is. So they decided to do a Q&A for money because they're broke as shit.


Unknown_08:  There's an important thing to understand.


2:13:07
Unknown_08: Mint is a literal whore. So after she hooked up with Riley, that was already pretty dark because Riley is a disgusting freak. But she started doing OnlyFans with him. And there are videos of her naked, I think, doing water sports and stuff. There's literally a picture that I've seen of her where she's in granny panties and there is a shit smear in her panties. So there is video, thanks to Dick Masterson and thanks to Riley,  Of a retarded girl that was separated from her family because she was encouraged to draw furry pornography.


2:13:42
Unknown_08: Like sucking dick with her shitty ass crack visible to the camera. That has been put on the internet. Thanks to this series of events. Anyways, they got into a domicile living situation here.


Unknown_08:  Oh, his name is Schizo Sean. Okay, I got you. This is Schizo... I've heard this before. So they were living together and eventually Mint and Schizo Sean absconded and left Riley and took a bunch of her shit. And Riley is now like a fucking completely alone. Because even Digibro and Bird, who are the two trannies they were living with for a while, have...  have left him to. So Riley has nobody. And that's really good because Riley is an absolute piece of shit and his continued existence is a blight on all mankind. So I have timestamps for this. I'm going to go through my timestamps with you all. There are some interesting stuff in this that I think you will enjoy. Let's start here at 1240, shall we?  If only there was a way to scan.


2:14:17
Unknown_03: Okay, so I mentioned that everything that she does looks like the work of a retarded person.


2:14:56
Unknown_08: Now let me give you a brief little warning here.


Unknown_08: She has no volume control. She's very obviously heavily autistic, barely functional. So the way she talks is...  I'm always yelling. I have no voice control. I'm always yelling. And it's just like, if you adjusted the volume to what it actually sounds like in this room, it's just like she has one tone and it's always shouting. So she'll be shouting throughout this entire thing.  And she sounds like a retard. So she wants to show you a comic that she's showing off. She's taking commissions. I think it's like $150 for her to draw a full body comic. So if you're interested in the full body drawing of one of your characters, she'll do it for $150. And this is what you'll get.  uh so she's showing off um teasing her her comic that she's drawing here on where i'm at i've done all the coloring except for like the detailed coloring so i've done all the flats is technically what it's called flats i've done the line art flats i'll definitely have to like uh


2:16:01
Unknown_03:  Hold on. We will save all the super tips for the end, Chad. So get your super tips in.


Unknown_03: So I feel like I excel the best when it comes to coloring line work. I like to keep it simple. The idea is... When she said that...


Unknown_08:  Like, I excel at coloring. And this was what was on the screen. I literally laughed out loud. I think I did a spit-tick. Like, I was drinking something and watching TV. And it was just like... I busted out. Because it's just like... It's like a fucking skit. What the fuck do you mean? It's like...


2:16:33
Unknown_03:  just like have a line work that like eventually it can animate but you know have the color it really shines in the colors in my opinion so there's this page and then this page that I'm ready to share so that is what I'm working on um  I'm doing the lettering in Illustrator. I'm doing the coloring in Photoshop because I feel like Illustrator has, like, a better text program than Photoshop, in my opinion.


2:17:09
Unknown_03: So that is what I am doing, Chats. So keep your eyes open, both of them, even maybe your third eye. Well, you have four. You have six eyes.


Unknown_08: So...  I want to point out that the events I was describing with Dick Bassison, uh, was seven years ago. I want to say she had just, she was like 17, 18 when she'd left her parents' house and hooked up with Riley. And I think she's like 25 now. So in the seven years that she has been drawing art, uh,  presumably full-time because she left her parents house to pursue full-time commission work as a career this is the level that we're at in terms of artistic quality and talent um i know it's very trite to compare things to christian but christian's been drawing for however many fucking years and hasn't gotten even a little bit fucking better at it set with me is there a


2:18:17
Unknown_02:  If people are drunk around me, I'll act drunk, even if I haven't consumed any alcohol. If people are upset with me, is there a bee in the house? I don't know.


Unknown_08: Look at those empty eyes. He's coaching her. Stop obsessing with the bee. She explains that she's an empath, and the example that she gives is that she's so empathetic that when people are empathetic, she's also empathetic.


Unknown_10:  A lot of what I just skipped over, if this isn't a clip about it, I'll explain what it is.


2:18:57
Unknown_03: Excuse for not taking showers is that he smells more manly.


Unknown_04: Also, he did smell bad when I was there. He smelled like Vito. He had that bad body odor thing.


Unknown_03: And you've been near Vito.


Unknown_04: Yes, and he would have mint. And I saw this. He would have mint put on his deodorant because he was too fucking lazy, I guess. I don't know.


Unknown_03: Yeah, and I would like...


Unknown_03:  Man, whenever we would take showers together, I'd be like, hey, I have to wash your underpits. Otherwise, he wouldn't. I'm like, give me your underpits so I can wash them, please. I'm so glad I have to do that.


2:19:35
Unknown_08:  OK, so Riley and Vito both stink like shit. And for some reason, Dick tolerates this around him and like in the studio. The 30 some minutes I skipped Riley in his pursuit of becoming like an OnlyFans pimp.  had tried to get her to collab with someone called Dirty Dalish, which is now a voice that they use for their Super Chat thing. And apparently she does, like, interracial cuck pornography. And they were supposed to collab. But I guess she took one look at Riley and said, no fucking way. And they never collab. And she seethed about this fucking gutter whore snubbing her.  30 fucking minutes. And a lot of the shit that is not in this, not in my clips, is her randomly seething about this fucking whore not wanting to fuck her randomly for no apparent reason. But speaking of the OnlyFans, this is her talking about how she got introduced into a career of pornography...


2:20:12
Unknown_03:  like he was pretty he was like soft pushing me to do it since like the beginning of the relationship but like really pushed me over the edge was like i had this restaurant job and he was like man i don't want you to burn your hands uh can you do like porn only fans instead and you'll have more time for drawing i did not have more time for drawing i he would instead have me do other stuff and then would start on projects like he would make a bunch of storyboards and make those storyboards and he's like you know let's do something else i don't think your art style is good enough for that just  constantly constantly also how autistic am i uh i was diagnosed when i was 16 technically it's asperger's but like the two years before uh i was diagnosed they like changed it so this part this part's really funny like what she says here this isn't a part of what was clipped um out but this there's like a chris thing asperger's was on the autism scale and i do not do not agree with that decision because i feel like autisms and asperger's are like different because asperger's  The Asperger people, it's like mild autism where you can just like you have trouble socializing, but like like hyper intelligent and you can you can learn things quickly. But it's like like, yeah, like I said, trouble is so.


2:21:08
Unknown_07:  Dick Matheson told me that I am very intelligent for my age and very smart and very funny.


Unknown_08: And Dick Matheson said Asperger's should not be part of autism because autism is bad. And it's like, okay, this spurg out about the word Asperger's being declined is the exact opposite of Christian's rage about Asperger's.  Because he says, is it true, Mr. Hans Asperger, that you have a name that sounds like a bad cow meat? And then the Hans Asperger silhouette went, ja, because he's German.


2:22:10
Unknown_08:  My power is fluctuating, but luckily I have 97 different backup batteries in my room for every conceivable thing. So we're keeping, we're chugging, Jeff.


Unknown_08: Um, I hear beeping. That's my backup batteries. Anyways, uh, so while, while she's doing this and talking about how incredibly intelligent she is,


2:22:57
Unknown_08:  I want you to keep in mind the background here. We have this backdrop. She's supposed to be live drawing.


Unknown_08: I think a self-portrait of her with Schizo Sean here. Let's rewind to the Prickly comic. Here we go. We are at 14 minutes in, and she's got a blank canvas. 15 minutes. We'll say 15 minutes. Now, watch what she does as I scroll through.


Unknown_08: Circle. Some blue.


Unknown_10: Blue.


Unknown_10:  blue, circle.


2:23:33
Unknown_08: Now we are at 55 minutes, which is the next timestamp that I have, 56 almost. And you'll notice that she has accomplished nothing. So for almost 45 minutes straight, she has attempted to draw a circle and has failed to draw a circle.  Um, watching this was extraordinarily frustrating to me because what she does is she draws a circle and when she was unsatisfied with that circle, she would control Z the circle to make it go away or press a button on her pin or whatever to undo it. And then she would draw the circle again and she would draw the circle again. And she did this literally a hundred fucking times trying to draw this circle, um, for the entirety of this video. And you'll see how much progress she makes throughout this.


2:24:12
Unknown_03:  Yeah, by the way, he totally expected Eric July to put him in jail.


Unknown_04: Oh, and he did get PTSD from the one night in jail, and he did have to sleep with the door open.


Unknown_03: I saw that, and I had a whole-ass conversation with him face-to-face, and I know you know this is true, Riley, where he told me, yeah, I guess you're right, I probably do have PTSD from that one night in jail.


Unknown_04: So he can say that's a lie all he wants, but I had that fucking conversation with him, and you know that's true, Riley.


Unknown_02: You can deny it all you want, bud. Yep.


Unknown_04:  Any convention visits? Nah, just for the fans fest. So he has literal PTSD from his one night in jail.


2:24:46
Unknown_08: Cool.


Unknown_04:  Yeah, this Jamie Dixon was scared for your safety. Yeah, I mean, it was, you know, there was physical abuse going on. That's just true. He hit her with a ninja sword.


Unknown_03: Oh, a samurai sword. Oh, man. I was just going through, like, my Fansly pics. And if you've ever seen my Fansly pics, like, I would, like, edit the, like, I would try to edit, like,  It was mostly before the Star Wars tweet. Like in August of 2023, there was like, he was really pressuring me because like we weren't making as much money. And so things would get more and more heated and physical. The night of the Star Wars tweet. It's a toy samurai sword.  yes not not an actual samurai sword it's like a samurai sword from spirit halloween but he was really really pressuring me because we weren't making like the like the first month money which is like 5k when i first joined right and then um for that month very specifically and so i remember he gave me four tabs of ass and he's like go go to the other room and scream right and


2:26:07
Unknown_08:  Okay, before she explains the Star Wars tweet, that makes me wonder, like, are there people who just, like, use OnlyFans and Fansly to find girls who are just starting? And then, like, after everything's on the table already, they, like, pull out. So that's why you get, like, $5,000 a month on, like, the first month. And then it immediately declines because they, like, already seen it. And they've already leaked it to whatever fucking websites. And it's just over.  That's so sadistic because you do it and you're like, oh, thank God my gamble paid off. Sure, I've humiliated myself, but I made $5,000. That's twice as much as my job. And then you never catch that dragon again. You got your $5,000 and you're like, well, that was just like an initial optimism phase. But if I invest back into it, it'll pay off eventually. And it never does for like 98% of them.  That's so sadistic. That's crazy.


2:26:50
Unknown_03: And so I started ranting about Star Wars, and that was before the acid hit. And then I edited that, and then I put it on Twitter, and I just kept getting... In order to deal with how many people were signing up and messaging me, I was up on acid for 28 hours the next night. And...  and then of course like he was happy with that we were able to put like a down payment on the gay prius and then do the whole pull-up thing um but like


2:27:32
Unknown_03:  Yeah, there is that. That kept things happy and light for a while because we were making some money. And then when we stopped making as consistent money, then it would be like, then he would continue the yelling at me. He's like, you got to make more money. You got to make more money. It's like, bro, come on. I'm like, ah, what do I do? He's like, you got to increase the spiciness level that you do. It's just like a pressure. Like, you got to make more and more money. It was like, what, end of March?  beginning April of 2024, I remember there was this incident. It was probably two days where he's like, you'll do what I say. And if I moved at all, he would hit me in the legs. So my legs were covered in bruises. I could not take photos for two weeks because they were covered in bruises and even a couple little cuts because of how hard he would hit me in the legs.


2:28:39
Unknown_04:  And he also, if you've ever heard men talk about how her teeth were fucked up because of a bong hit, she moved the bong too close to her mouth.


Unknown_03: Well, actually, in like the internet, it was a coffee cup. In like the friend circle, it was a bong hit. But actually what happened was like, I remember he pushed me down to the ground like really hard and it like chipped my two front teeth.  And so my teeth are chipped. He's like, okay, we'll come up with this lie where in the public, you'll say you hit your tooth really hard on drinking on a mug or a cup or whatever. And then with my friends, you say you got really too excited to hit a bong. But it was just that. I'm sorry I covered that up, chat.


2:29:19
Unknown_04:  And also, I mean, and others can verify this.


Unknown_04: Riley would fight with her all the time and it would turn physical and they would beat the shit out of each other.


Unknown_03: But I'm a fighter. Okay, so I fight back.


Unknown_08: As we've learned with Ethan Ralph. Yeah, exactly. When Mint Salad jumped in and started beating on him.


Unknown_08: All right, this one is about...


Unknown_08:  There's some way to timestamp the video that I'm playing to you guys. It's about oral hygiene, Chad.


2:29:53
Unknown_04: Soft teeth. Mint can confirm that. Talk about the soft teeth.


Unknown_03: Oh, boy. I would try to get him to brush his teeth, and every time he brushed his teeth, his mouth would just be bloody, covered in blood. He's like, I don't want to do this anymore. I'm like, you don't have to brush their pain, dude. You have to keep brushing your teeth. That will eventually go away, but he never would. When he was...  I remember him telling me, like, at the very start of the relationship, he said, like, a few years ago. So at this point, in 2026, it's about 10, like, 10. I'll skip that.


2:30:28
Unknown_10: I think I'm not playing that.


Unknown_08: 136. Okay, we're an hour and a half in, Shep.  We now have... So what she did is she sketched out like a mannequin for the two characters and then has double sketched out on top of them. And I don't... So her process for making a drawing is that she first draws a circle and she sketches many times and she sketches it out. Then she sketches it out a second time. I'm not sure what the purpose of that second sketch is.


2:31:05
Unknown_02: Because you would just like... 1, 2, 1, 36...


Unknown_02:  be like, oh, there's a suicide bait with like, I'm going to jump out of this car while I'm going 70 miles an hour.


Unknown_03: Like, I'm going to open this car and just jump out. There's that. Or like, I'm going to like, I'm just going to one of the other threats. Yeah, we just be like, I'm going to kill myself if you don't do this thing.


2:31:39
Unknown_04: I've also heard tales. I've heard tales of other suicide baiting that he's done.  Very funny. Yeah, Riley... Because if you can't get... There is a part coming up I'm sure Chet will enjoy. I just want to lay the groundwork here.


Unknown_08: This is the kind of disgusting, gnarly guy we're talking about. Because it'll make the...  The payoff, extra funny here, Chet. So we're at an hour and 45 minutes in, and she's actually drawing what will be the final lines. And she has overestimated her breast size by about six times.


Unknown_04: What are you talking about?


2:32:11
Unknown_03: Like, we drove all the way here, and you're going to blow this all off? Oh, man. There's been a few times where he would cough so hard that he's like, okay, I shit my pants.


Unknown_03: We have to pull...  We have to pull off and we have to change boxers. And also he would be like, like we have arguments in the car. He's he's, he'd be like threatening the shit, the passenger seat. If like, I didn't agree with him.


Unknown_04: That's awesome.


Unknown_03: He likes using stink as a weapon. Yeah.


Unknown_04: Uh, Johnny Rocky.


Unknown_08: Okay, here we go. I think this is no one more, one more.


2:32:44
Unknown_04: And then I did, uh, well,


Unknown_08:  We get to say something that was handpicked out for you.


Unknown_04: Victor Burns, did Riley ever sexually abuse you?


Unknown_03:  um no but oh yeah i was super horny when we first got together and he was like i you know being grinding on him trying to get him to have sex right but he would be like no sex is for poor people we have to make money doing it and i'm like i just want to have sex with you he's like no i'm not i don't want to have sex which is like really fucking weird he'd rather just jerk off he says sex is for poor people yeah


2:33:22
Unknown_08:  He's trying to push you into pornography and ruin your life, which you allowed to happen in part because you're retarded.


Unknown_08: Okay, here we go. Here's the payoff. You ready?


Unknown_08: There's one more. Okay, one more, and then we really have to set the stage here, and then there's the payoff, okay?


Unknown_04: Is it true that Riley, and I quote, has no dick? No, he has one. It's just very small.


Unknown_03: He has a penis. Also, tell him he got really mad when that got revealed.


Unknown_04:  He got really... Like, he was really upset when that screenshot of his penis came out.


Unknown_03: He's like, why didn't you cut that out of the video? And I was being very lazy with the editing. I mean, I'll say this. I was being lazy, okay? I was...  I was just like, whatever, throw this, throw that, blah, blah, bing, bada, boom. I'll admit to my laziness, which is how it got there in the first place, which is why then I started entirely editing these videos. He freaked out when it first got released because he was like, it makes me look bad.


2:34:01
Unknown_04: He hates that he has a small penis. He says, oh, no, I don't care. It's my Asian part. But no, he copes and sees about it. He doesn't like that everyone knows about it.


Unknown_03: Also, his Asian part is on his mom's side, and it's like an eighth or his 16th Asian. He's mostly white.


2:34:34
Unknown_04:  He had a discussion with me where he was trying to tell... I was saying white people need to reclaim the N-word because we invented it. And he was like, well, we should reclaim having small penises first and make having a small penis base. And I was like, yeah, you can do that. I'm going to focus on the N-word thing.


Unknown_03: Also, when he was 12, his first manic phase, he was up for several days. He got put in the...  I think it was institutionalized or hospitalized. I forget which, but he was given like these drugs that make them like, they give them these perma tits. Yeah. And also I also like it was right when he was hitting puberty. So I also assume it affected his penis too. And also he has, his balls are not sensitive, which is really strange.


2:35:10
Unknown_08:  Yeah, that sounds like hypogonadism. If you have bitch tits, a small penis, and your testicles don't feel pain, that's bizarre.


Unknown_03: It's like, what the fuck? I didn't know that balls were sensitive because of him.


Unknown_04:  Oh, my God. Is there any reason why you specifically decided to put all this information out there now to the public and not through legal channels? Well, because it's it's been a while for a lot of it. And, you know, because everyone's asking. I mean, that's the main thing, because everyone's asking. Everyone wants to know. And it's I mean, going through legal channels isn't going to solve anything. I would just deny everything.


2:35:44
Unknown_08: Yes. OK.  Finally, now we know. We have set the stage. This is a man who has gingivitis so bad that if he were to brush his teeth, his mouth will be red with blood. He does not wash himself. He does not wash his underpits. He has bitch tits. He has a micropenis, and he has hypogonads, okay? Truly a disgusting, vile creature. Now,  She's fucked that, and she fucked that for seven years, which is already bad enough. So Mr. Bun Bun over here is hanging out with his literal whore prostitute girlfriend that he took away from someone who was utterly revulsive to every sense imaginable.  And she's going to describe some of the things that they did together right next to him. And I want you to focus on his reaction, Chet.


2:36:18
Unknown_03: When I was, like, first discovering, well, I wasn't first discovering porn, but, like, I was, like, on Tumblr, and I was like, oh, my goodness, this guy is pissing. Wow, this is turning me on. I have a piss face.  fetish, but as time's gone on, I'm just like, it's kind of whatever now. I've just run the gamut on all the piss content, but very specifically. I find it very disgusting seeing women swallow piss or guys pissing in the mouths. I'm very, very specifically into the women pissing or the guy pissing. I don't like the person pissing  on a person. I purely did that for money because people were interested and they wanted it. I was like, okay, so yeah, I can just take a shower after I get pissed on, but that's not my fetish. And I have less of that fetish now. I think I was just like really striving for like- And the bottom line is- Sexuality. It's over.


2:37:32
Unknown_04: Listen, it happened. It is what it is. It's unfortunate, but all that stuff is over. Okay. Okay.


Unknown_08:  It happened, and it is what it is, and we're totally over, and that's not happening anymore.


Unknown_04: Not happening no more.


Unknown_08: He pissed on me twice, and it was for a video.


Unknown_04: Riley likes to lie, and I don't care. This shit is out there, so I really don't care. Riley pissed on her twice, and she ate his ass once, but he ate her ass more. And Riley's also sucked a dick, okay? Frog Tony said that, but it hasn't been real public knowledge.


2:38:07
Unknown_08:  Wait, she's all perked up like, hey, boyfriend, allow me to discuss the ass eating question here real quick.


Unknown_04: Riley has sucked a penis before.


Unknown_03: He said in order to test if he was gay or not. But also he will say that I was his human human urinal. I was giving him a blowjob and then he came and then he pissed in my mouth. And I was like, what the fuck? And I didn't want I really don't like it being messy. So I swallowed the piss because I was like, what the fuck?  I don't want, I just changed the bed sheets and there's a laundromat and I don't want to like change the sheets after I just changed the seats and got new fresh sheets. So I swallowed the piss and I was like, what the fuck? Can you not do that again? I didn't ask for it. He just pissed in my mouth. I was like, please don't ever do that again. That was uncomfortable. I did not like that.


2:38:46
Unknown_04: Yeah. So, and you know, Riley says all these things have happened over and over again, you know? Yeah. And it was in the past.


Unknown_08: It was on the past.


Unknown_08:  You know, I got a pitch for you, Sean. I got a pitch for you, Schizo Sean. What you got to do, and I mean this sincerely, if you did this and you were smart about it, you could get a significant Twitter following. You have to take video of Nick Fuentes  Strip out the audio and just have him say completely retarded shit that kind of sort of looks like he's saying it lip synced, like a bad lip reading interpretation. And I think you'll get a huge following because this guy sounds exactly like Nick Valentez constantly. So you've got to work on your Nick Valentez impression and then do bad lip readings of Nick Valentez saying ridiculous things and put them up on Twitter and see how many people fall for it.  that's my that's my idea okay if that saves you guys from having to go back into the piss mines uh you can thank me you can cut me a check okay i always appreciate the support um two quick little things i dumb they love thinking that i'm retarded but they don't understand my capabilities also what um you drink piss so if i ever need if iq tests ever suddenly become grounded off of a


2:40:19
Unknown_08:  Your ability to drink piss. I guess I have to relent that you're pretty smart. But until that day, I'm going to stick to my story that you're a retard. He would also start jerking off in the car.


Unknown_04: Oh, yeah.


Unknown_03: He loves jerking off in the car. And he would just... He loves his anal. He loves sexstories.net.


Unknown_03: Yeah. And he would... He would...  Rather jerk off in, like, medium blowjob than have sex.


Unknown_04: Oh, yeah, that, uh... Cheyenne, that girl who I was having men.


2:40:56
Unknown_08: Okay, truly repulsive. It sucks to be a retard in the world. So, um...


Unknown_08:  When I do my streams, I don't usually have a title picked out. Titles are something that I usually kind of do like ad hoc after the fact. And I kind of think about the themes and I try to come up with something pithy, just part of the process, right? But this is a stream where I have a title picked out in mind before it starts.  The stream will be called Year of the Horse. And it's because many years ago... Do I even have... Do I have an audio thing? I don't know if I have this still. I probably should have looked for this before I started the stream.


2:41:33
Unknown_08: But I had a bit that I did many, many years ago now. Feels like many, many years ago at this point. But...  It became such a recurring segment on my stream that I would make fun of May, who looks like a horse. May being...


2:42:06
Unknown_08:  digibro's ex-fiancee slash fiancee and ethan ralph's baby mama slash ex-wife her torment after moving to mexico was amazing and every stream i would say and now it's time to beat a dead horse and it was very after i decided to formalize this intro jingle to this segment uh she left him so i only got to use it like once or twice i think i have an audio file for this somewhere


Unknown_08:  point is is that may was a is a truly a gem truly a facet of the streams and she's gone uh but we called her the horse because she looked like a horse and she was ugly um however this is the year of the horse because we just entered the year of the horse under the chinese lunar new year calendar and  And already her ex-fiancé slash ex-trans fiancé, Conrad Collins, a.k.a. Digibro, a.k.a. DigiKnee, a.k.a. Trixie the Golden Witch, an anime reviewer that I think many people from 4chan would remember.


2:43:03
Unknown_08: He's been arrested. He's been arrested in Virginia.  um, for domestic battery against a family member, which humorously enough was the exact same charge that, um, in the exact same state that, uh, boss Ben Jack got for punching his own father. So I don't know what the fuck is wrong with Virginia. A lot is wrong with Virginia. It's some kind of glowy testing ground, I guess. Um,  But here we are in Virginia courts yet again with another charge against another locale to the point where they should basically just do away with the standard courts for these people and just open the Virginia locale unified court system for handling all manner of locale activity for their fucking retards in their state.


2:43:37
Unknown_08: So Digibro's in jail. I don't know. Do we have a mugshot for him? We should technically have a mugshot. Did anyone bother to get it?


2:44:08
Unknown_10:  uh i don't see it he was a part of channel awesome i didn't even know that i can't believe these fuckers didn't even bother to get the the mugshot what lazy bastards no we don't have a mugshot of trixie the golden witch in jail um


2:44:44
Unknown_08:  But before I get to the other half, the other part, the more interesting part of the year of the horse, we should take a detour to appreciate another member of Virginia, which is Bossman Jack.  bossman jack uh has had a tumultuous week um which i think that where's my post by blackstar there we go blackstar has put together for us um so this is this is a very quick segment i think blackstar kept the time stamps very low so we're gonna go over the week for him okay


Unknown_08:  He had an impending doom court hearing on Monday. The purpose of this court hearing was a sentencing hearing. He was supposed to go to jail forever in December. His parents decided to put him up in an inpatient rehab that they paid for and which he successfully completed. He stayed sober for like 90 days. And then there was like a one month period, two week period even, where he was supposed to stay at his parents' house before his hearing.  to get his sentence. And ideally, he would be completely clean and sober, pass all his piss tests in between getting out of rehab and going to court for the sentencing hearing. And then with that in mind, that he had completed rehab and stayed clean and was testing negative, he would get a reduced sentence or possibly even a probation instead of a jail sentence.


2:46:14
Unknown_08:  That did not happen. He almost immediately started getting on crack again. And there was even a point where like three days in to his return to the U.S., not to the U.S., but to as a free man, he lamented, guys, I don't know. I think that I was more interesting when I was on crack. You know what I mean? And I think he literally I don't know if he came up with that as an excuse or if there was something wrong there.  And he actually went back to crack for that. But he probably talked himself into rationalizing it. Like, I have to do crack to keep my viewers entertained.


2:46:47
Unknown_08: So it is now the eve on Monday, or on Sunday, or whatever, is the eve of the court hearing. And he knows he's failed every test. He knows that he's fucked. And he's anxious. He's feeling some kind of way. Okay, so let's watch.


Unknown_24: ...weighing on me very...


Unknown_24:  Very heavily. I've been very, very, very stressed out about it. I want to cry right now, but I'm not going to. Damn, I gotta go.


2:47:24
Unknown_33: I'll be right back.


Unknown_08: He had to literally stepped out into the hallway to cry to the point where I think you could even hear, I'll play this clip and then I'll let you know if I can't hear it.


Unknown_21:  Fuck.


Unknown_33: I'll be a Batman.


Unknown_08:  At some point, his mother even shouts at him from the hallway and says, are you crying? Like, in disbelief. Because obviously, Boss is a tough guy, right? He's a big, tough guy. He never cries. But he was showing a sensitive side because of the situation he finds himself in.


2:48:02
Unknown_20: Let's play something more uplifting, yeah?


Unknown_24: Oh, I said a fucking 24X, dude. No fucking way. Playing. Oh, I got another one.


Unknown_08:  If you don't know, this song is called Sweet Honey, which has alternating lyrics in it. But the other version is called, he says Sweet Money, which is why Bossman likes it, because he wants that sweet money.


2:48:38
Unknown_08: To which everyone in chat calls it Sneed Money or Sneed Honey.


Unknown_43: Oh!


Unknown_08: It's a classic.


Unknown_43: Oh, no way!


Unknown_08: Five dollars from fucking eight cents.


Unknown_43: Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.


Unknown_43:  All right, let's get that on. Profito.


Unknown_08: It's a great song, by the way. This is a compilation of the entire Kai stream. Feel free to skip around, but at least watch until seven onwards for a good cry slash. Okay. 30 minutes? Play a minute or so.


Unknown_24: Oh, I thought it was way closer than that. Wasn't it closer than that, bro?


2:49:13
Unknown_24: Whoa, whoa.


Unknown_24:  I'm going to bed tonight at 8 o'clock and no later. I want to be fully rested for what I got to do tomorrow and everything, so... Yeah.


Unknown_25: Pray for me, guys, please. I'm sick and tired of dealing with all this, man. I want to get it over with, man.


Unknown_24: Bro, I need to take notes, bro. Listen to this real quick. Tell me... Tell me right now that this does not...  resonate with what I got going on in my stream and what I do and I need to work on and fix. Listen. I should get into that shit. Poems are dope. They're sick. I want to start making short stories. I want to start writing short stories on just different things I have opinions on and just life views I have. Like my life, my view on life and shit.


2:49:51
Unknown_22: I love them.


Unknown_08:  That was one of my favorite things he said during that entire stream. Because he says, I should write a book. And then he's like, wait, no. I should write a short story about my life. And that's like the biggest self-owned fucking ever. Yeah, my life is a short story, buddy.


2:50:23
Unknown_08: You can't summarize that shit in a pamphlet. Very sad. Okay, and we'll skip to about 6.30 or so.


Unknown_25:  That shit fucking makes you so depressed, bro. Being in there, dude, I'm telling you.


Unknown_08: Well, that's been a while since he said that one. It's the soda-pressed. You gotta watch out for being soda-pressed.


Unknown_25: I'm gonna get into cards. If I go, I'm getting into cards. I'm getting into gambling and all that. I'm not sitting there and doing nothing all day. No way.


2:50:57
Unknown_24: I fucking do not want to go back, bro. I do not want to go back, dude.  Fuck.


Unknown_33: I'll be right back, man.


Unknown_20: I'm really sorry, guys.


Unknown_20: You know, fuck. I don't really like doing this very often, so.


2:51:29
Unknown_20: But, you know, I might not see you guys for a while, bro.


Unknown_20: You know, so.


Unknown_08:  I know, I know. I'm choking up myself, Chet. I'm not gonna lie.


2:52:13
Unknown_10: Um, okay.


Unknown_10:  He then issued this prague.


Unknown_08: Everybody in the kick chat, please prague with me. He says, Dear God, please watch over me as I go to court tomorrow. Grant me mercy, wisdom, and favor in the eyes of those making decisions. Calm my mind, strengthen my spirit, and guide everything towards an outcome that allows me to move forward on a better path. Surround me with support, hope, and a chance to learn and grow and do good.  Amen, praying emojis at everyone. This was, I believe, his last statement before court or was probably, I don't know, it's at 5 p.m. I think this was the day before. I think he had another prayer. No, it wasn't. This was right before he went to court. I remember getting the Discord notification for this.


2:52:44
Unknown_08:  Thog, and this is one of the rats, says, you shouldn't have anything to worry about because you're sober. You got this boss, which was deleted. So that's a fucking rad-ass anime. If you've ever seen some fucking rad-ass fucking anime, pick this anime avatar at the little girl's school, a star that the Italian guy was at.  Then the hearing happened, and in the utter fucking shock and disbelief of literally everyone, he was allowed to leave.


2:53:20
Unknown_08: Nobody knows how this happened. There was some concerns that he was in custody because the Virginia inmate system is a bit wonky and weird, and everyone was thinking it's God's plan. God is good, he says.  I then spoke to Hardin and I said, Hardin, what the fuck is happening? And Hardin, I remind you, is a Virginia State former elected prosecutor. He was the prosecutor for the entire county that I think Charlottesville is in.  So he is very familiar with all the ins and outs of the system as he put away junkies like Bossman all the time, which is why he has absolutely no love for Bossman, by the way. He hates Bossman. He hates the Bossman segment. He hates the Bossman threads. He hates when I ask him if he can represent Bossman pro bono to get him out of jail for all the fuck-ups he's had. So he hates the Bossman segment, hates the Bossman tent, and sees him as just another junkie, which, of course, he's extremely wrong about. And I asked him, how the fuck is he out of jail? And he had no idea. He's like, that's very strange.


2:54:03
Unknown_08:  So he then hops on Monkey to be a nuisance immediately after getting out. And I think this is where he's alerted to something interesting. No way, I don't really have another warrant, I don't think.


2:54:42
Unknown_24: No way. No, I don't, bro. They would have fucking got me today, bro. Don't do that to me, dude.


Unknown_24: I would have been sent screenshots of it.


Unknown_24: No way, dude.


Unknown_24: That would be so bad.


Unknown_24:  Oh my god. Are you serious?


Unknown_24: Oh, wow.


2:55:16
Unknown_08:  What he is discovering is that the state of Virginia had put out something I had never heard of before called a capious. What is a capious? It's a warrant in Latin. I don't know what exactly the distinction is. Apparently, it's exactly the same thing as a bench warrant. It's just called a capious because it came from a specific kind of court.  At the exact same time that he was in a different court for a different hearing, there was another hearing at a different court where they were displeased by his performance with his drug screenings, I guess. That's my assumption. And they issued a KPIs for him.  which is just baffling. But they issued the KPIs, and they're right next to each other, these two courthouses, and did not give it to him and did not deliver it to him, which also baffled Hardin at the complete inefficiency of the system, where they did have to send out a sheriff to have him arrested on the KPIs when they could have just served him right there at the other courthouse and chose not to.


2:55:55
Unknown_08: So...  Um, it, how can a man appear in two courts? It's fucking rigged. It's a rat judge. I don't know what to tell you. And they issued a capious, like a little caper, a little ratatouille rat chewing on a little caper. Um, but once he was notified, he contacted his attorney, his attorney advised him to turn himself in. He did. Uh, and, uh,


2:56:28
Unknown_08:  Now he's out. I think it was cash bond, and the reason why it was cash bond is that he was held for over two hours. Hardin says that if it was a signature bond, you would walk in, get arrested, get fingerprints, you would sign the signature on the I want to get the fuck out of jail card, and they'd release you. But it took him two hours to get out of jail, which means that they arrested him, and he had to wait for somebody to pay the bond.


2:57:10
Unknown_08: So chances are he's on a cash bond now, and he has to attend court.  So, very bizarre, very perplexing. I can't blame Bossman for being upset. I would be upset, too. That sounds like bullshit. As far as I'm concerned, your KP is just fucking bullshit if you didn't serve it on me.


Unknown_08: We don't know who paid the bond, somebody says. I assume it was our niggerly Noah who paid the bond. Looking out for our boy, Bossman.


Unknown_08: Nine-minute clip of him betting on cars. Okay, let's see it. Better be funny.


Unknown_21:  Oh, have you guys seen this? You can bet on traffic. You can bet on fucking live traffic. Let's fucking go bet on live traffic.


2:57:45
Unknown_21: That's fucking crazy. What do you have to do? Oh my god.


Unknown_08: It's a traffic camera and they're counting cars passing through the line.


Unknown_08: Okay, where are we?


Unknown_08: Are we in Switzerland?


Unknown_21: France.


Unknown_08:  It looks like Lyon.


Unknown_21: How many vehicles?


Unknown_21: Under.


Unknown_09: $50 on under.


2:58:19
Unknown_21: $50 steak.


Unknown_10: Come on, it's a pay $150.


Unknown_10: We're now on the highway in Lyon, France.


Unknown_08: Traffic's not looking good, boss. It's not looking good here. Come on.


Unknown_22: No, stop.


Unknown_22: Stop.


Unknown_08:  No, you want the... Oh, he's upset because they're coming in.


Unknown_08: Bro, you got like 41... Stop!


2:58:52
Unknown_09: The timer's almost up, bro.


Unknown_08: He's like panicking.


Unknown_09: Oh my god! Oh my god!


Unknown_19: Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god, dude, stop! Oh my god, bro.


Unknown_08: He's hooked. He's having fun.


Unknown_22:  Oh, we're going to.


Unknown_08: Glenwood Springs.


Unknown_22: We're going to USA. We're going to be over. Glenwood Springs.


Unknown_09: We got the cars, buddy. We got the cars.


2:59:24
Unknown_24: It's going to be Glenwood Springs. Pop it.


Unknown_08:  No. It ain't popping, boss. Oh, yeah.


Unknown_22: All right, here they come. Motherfucker's coming.


Unknown_08: They're coming.


Unknown_22: Keep them coming, boys. No, we need another pile. Ching, ching. Come on, keep the piles coming. Ching, ching. Oh, no, there's not that many coming, dude.


Unknown_22: No, this motherfucker's slow as shit. Where they at?


Unknown_09:  Oh, I'm seeing... I'm detecting a car in the left... Oh, it's a... Okay, he's going to turn, I think.


Unknown_08: That better not be a semi in the fucking left-hand lane. He's turning. Okay.


2:59:58
Unknown_08: It's not happening, boss.


Unknown_21: I can't believe we're betting on live traffic right now. Wow, I lost that.


Unknown_10: Let's do another one. Why is there... Hey!


Unknown_08: Hey! Hey!  What the fuck's up with this anime shit in the bottom left? What restreamer put this fucking anime shit in the bottom left of my screen? You pick this up at the little girl store with the fucking Italian? Fuck you.


3:00:29
Unknown_21: Roman Romania. That one's definitely going to be over.


Unknown_21: I'm going to go for a big boy.


Unknown_10: Over.


Unknown_21: I'm going to do 100.


Unknown_10: 100?


Unknown_08:  Dude, it's over. There's not 50 cars coming down this... Come on, keep the cars coming.


Unknown_21: Come on, guys.


Unknown_21: No, dude, where they at? Come on, dude.


Unknown_07: There ain't no fucking cars.


3:01:04
Unknown_09: You're cooked, boss.


Unknown_21: I need everybody to pull up on Piazza Romagna.


Unknown_22: Come on! Come on, bro, more!


Unknown_09: It's like 50 cars that he has to get over.


Unknown_08:  Okay, one more, one more. I want him to win another one. Just bet under 50. They're all slow as shit.


Unknown_09: Why over? Is he, like, dedicated to losing?


Unknown_24: Over. Oh, my God.


Unknown_09: Why would you do that? They've all been slow as shit.


3:01:35
Unknown_24: Oh, my God, this will pay fat.


Unknown_08:  So the money you bet is up against the other people betting. I see. So it's not just like a 50-50 chance. It's like people have to decide. I see. And they take a cut. Okay, that's smart. I understand how the game works now. We just saw Glenwood and we know that the traffic's not high enough.


Unknown_08: You're fucked, bro. You're fucked. Unless there's like a tidal wave of cars coming in. This shit's over.


3:02:08
Unknown_21:  No way I would have won this.


Unknown_10: Yeah, you're fucked, buddy.


Unknown_19: Bro. I would have... Wait.


Unknown_08: No, don't get your hopes up. This shit's over, man.


Unknown_08: Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Saved by the bell. Oh, my God. All right.  We got it. Betting on cars. I got you. Okay. Bossman is a neighbor and boasts about gambling offline. Okay, so usually the chat is filled with unending love and appreciation for Bossman Jack. Never ever can you question him, his soberness, his strategies, his gambling strategy. But there is one thing, one fault, which the chat will never forgive Bossman on, and that is for gambling offline.  And they don't like it when he does little goon sessions. If you can imagine this, there are juicers who will pay him $500 to gamble their money so long as he gambles for them privately in a one-on-one Discord session. That is not a joke. That has got to be a fetish. They've got to be jerking off or something. There's no way that someone would ever do that unless it was a sexual fetish.  So they hate those juicers, and they hate it when Boss takes his money and just gambles offline. It's unacceptable. So he's talking about gambling offline. This was like a theocratic sense where the Pope would just be like, yeah, I like to jerk off sometimes. What the fuck? You just say Pope. You're the Pope. We expect better of you. Bossman Jack, every dollar is going to be gambled on live with violence as a potential consequence.


3:03:53
Unknown_24:  I gamble offline all the time, I don't give a fuck, bitch!


Unknown_24: I gamble offline all the time and I'm never gonna stop, bitch. I don't give a fuck, what you mean?


Unknown_24: What kind of bullshit comment is that? Weirdo.


Unknown_24: Be in my business and shit.


Unknown_24:  Yeah, I gamble offline. I'm a fucking gambler, dude. What do you mean? I gamble on Discord calls and shit all the time. Oh, shit, Noah just said he'd give me a juicer. Let's fucking go. Bro, where's Noah at? Dude, I was in such a good mood, bro. He just left me hanging, dog. Bro, he really did. Why'd he do that?


3:04:27
Unknown_08:  Fuck you, Steak J. Didn't get no juice.


Unknown_08: Yelled at a guy on Discord. Oh my god, there's so many.


Unknown_08: Let's see.


Unknown_08: So these are all after his arrest, I guess.


Unknown_08: These are short. I did make, what, like $50,000 today watching Boss Man Tent. You just gotta do it, Chad.


3:04:59
Unknown_48: Okay.


Unknown_24:  Oh, I don't give a fuck about no Daniel. Where's Daniel at?


Unknown_07: He doesn't intimidate me one fucking bit, bro. All Daniels. Attention. Attention all Daniels. Fuck you. I don't give a shit about you. Fuck you, Daniel. Specifically.


Unknown_24: Not one little bit, bro. Not one little fucking bit, bro. Not one little bit, bro. Not one little bit.


Unknown_24: Come on up, Daniel. Come on up, buddy boy. I invited you.  Come join the party.


3:05:32
Unknown_24: How you doing?


Unknown_38: How you doing, you pussy-ass bitch?


Unknown_07:  Yo, do you think people actually believe you're clean? Because you're so fucked it up on crack.


Unknown_08: This guy sounds like a total fucking Daniel. I'm not going to lie to you. I just want that shit off.


Unknown_02: Look at this guy.


Unknown_24: Look at this guy.


Unknown_02: Have I done something wrong to you? Have I done something wrong to you?


Unknown_24: Listen to him. Listen to him. Hater. Hater. Five minutes. Five minutes.


3:06:03
Unknown_44:  How's that aluminum foil?


Unknown_24: KM up, pussy! KM up, pussy! KM up, pussy!


Unknown_44: KM up in the chat!


Unknown_24: KM up in the chat! KM up, pussy! Too pussy!


Unknown_19: He's too fat! He's literally so fat, he's ashamed to show his body!


Unknown_24: Because you're a fat-ass, overweight motherfucker! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up, bitch! Making my nose run and shit! Pussy-ass bitch!


Unknown_24: Fucking dumb-ass bitch! Pussy-ass bitch! This motherfucker coming at me with such aggression and hate! Who the fuck are you, bitch? !  Somebody's scared to get on the camera, that's for sure.


Unknown_10: Fucking pussy bitch.


3:06:39
Unknown_08: Well, that's how juice sports goes. Sometimes the haters get to him, so he has to dress them down and remind them that their mom's a fucking whore.


Unknown_24:  Is that right? Type of five if this motherfucker needs to get perm banned and never come back.


Unknown_08: Okay, so just so you know, I want to put this... This guy's a great streamer, okay? He's got all the chats that I care about up. He's got the boss cam. But you might notice that this is the Kiwi Farms chat.  Now, me and Claude have been brainstorming some ways to optimize chat. So I just want you to keep in mind that when you see those fives come in, that is the real-time Kiwi Farms chat action that you're missing out by not participating on the forum. So you've got to register for the forum to participate in this nonsense.


3:07:20
Unknown_24: Is that right?  Type of five if this motherfucker needs to get perm banned and never come back again. Never come back again. Type of five if we will not miss this fucking coward. Get the fuck out. I got to go bang your mom real quick. She's been calling me for 30 minutes. She's down in the guest room. She has a really nice little pink thong on. And I really need to get it done. I need to get it done. I need a breather. I need a breather. Type of seven if APX is a bitch.


Unknown_09:  The what? What have you got out there?


3:07:59
Unknown_09: Bossman.


Unknown_08: Bossman stumbled upon John DeLessa's YouTube channel, which had Bossman AI covers of songs.


Unknown_08: Claims he doesn't remember doing it as his own.


Unknown_08: Back in the day when we did Suno covers of stuff using his voice...


Unknown_08:  Apparently he doesn't remember ever, like he can't sing for shit.


Unknown_09: He just somehow thought this was like actually good.


Unknown_24: It's like a, oh my god, what is this, bro? No way, dude.


Unknown_24: Bro, nah, dude. Bro, are you serious right now?


3:08:33
Unknown_24: What the fuck is this?  This is my new single, bitch. Subscribe now. This is my new YouTube channel.


Unknown_08: Dude, that's such a troll thing. YouTube recommended him this song because it knows that he's into Boss Man Jack and also these shitty songs. It reminds me of when this guy got a job.


Unknown_08: This was a trick they patched in Facebook, but you could define...  you could upload lists of people to target with ads on Facebook and they've limited it. So you have to choose a thousand people, but you used to be able to just name a single person. So if you knew somebody was on Facebook, you had like a CEO position, you could target them with ads, begging them to hire you. And the first person to figure this out actually did get hired for like their dream job by doing this. And what I'm, I'm comparing this to like, if you know somebody,  somebody's username and you know what kind of music they're into you could make a theoretically right you could make ai covers of songs that they're into using their voice to make fun of them like this and then put it up on youtube and youtube will be like beep boop this username and this content relevant to this user and then you can like like nuclear like targeted tactical nuke bully them through the algorithm  Because this video has 400 views. It just knows that Bossman and Wiz Khalifa or whatever the fuck are relevant to his interests.


3:09:57
Unknown_43: I'm about to take over YouTube, bitch. Fuck what you heard. It's Bossman Jack, B.O.P. Coaster on the track.


Unknown_24: Hit that bitch from the back.  i'm riding around i'm smoking on some mints i open up a can of chips got a lid it's got a motherfucking lid bro into your mom's pussy i slid bro okay i'm done okay so he's taking up his habit of rapping freestyle anytime he wants money and i believe it's i honestly think he's not doing this as a joke he is deliberately tormenting people with his shit fucking rap until they give him money i i'm forced to assume that's the truth at this point


3:10:47
Unknown_10:  What could be happening in the boss world, Chet?


Unknown_08: A welding incident? It's possible.


Unknown_08: It is possible that there was a little welding incident happening. God, that door is so fucking dirty.  How do you even get dirt on the right side where the hinges are? I understand the little paw prints on the left side because that's where you grab it when you have dirty fingers after welding in the hallway. But I can't imagine what's happening to get dirt on the opposite side of the door. That doesn't make any sense.


3:11:34
Unknown_08: Okay. Oh, this is great. This clip is great.


Unknown_24:  Do you guys remember when Drake tried to give me that warning, bro, when I was doing all that suicide baiting and all that shit when I was really old? Oh, that's right.


Unknown_08: That door used to not be hinged, and he had to manually move it out of the way by grabbing both sides of it. So back in the day when he had two dirty hands from welding, he would grab either side and push it out of the way, and now it's hinged. But when Rat Dad put it on the hinges, he never cleaned it, so it's just stayed dirty. Okay, I got you.


3:12:08
Unknown_24: Austin smoking too much crack and shit.  And you know what I mean?  Anyways, he tried to warn me. He warned me on his steak stream subliminally, I promise. I'm not crazy. I was watching his stream. Next thing I know, I mean, just minutes after we were watching his stream and he was subliminally talking to me, he said, I need to, like, tighten up, basically. I need to fucking stop what I was doing, bro. He's like, we have this one streamer in particular. And he was talking about a steak streamer. Obviously, he's talking about Boss Man Jack. Yeah. I'm like, a lot of ability, bro. The way I was acting and then shit. And I'd lose. He can't do that, bro. That's not professional. He can't do that.  Anyways, then he came to my channel and dropped 100 subs on me. Drake did. Drake dropped 100 gifted subs on my kick channel before I got banned at one time. 100 pack. And it was right after he had warned me. It was just... It all lined up. He was trying to warn me. I think I did tighten up after that day, too, but I ended up getting banned for calling that Nick guy a faggot or whatever.


3:12:38
Unknown_08: You know, to be fair, the idea that...  Drake is sending you subliminal messages. Sounds completely schizophrenic. But in his credit, if he was on stake doing a thing with Evil Eddie, and he said something like, man, you know, there's this one guy on stake. He needs to straighten up. You heard? That could have been Bossman, Jack. How many people are on kick streaming at that time that really need to clean up as much as Bossman did?


3:13:09
Unknown_08: I'm not denying that.  I'm not denying the theory that Drake could be talking about ballspin, which means that Drake is aware of ballspin, Jack, which is pretty funny.


3:13:44
Unknown_08:  They found an article, by the way, from 2014 about his arrest, and it was people from his school who knew him, saying that he deserved to get arrested. Neil, in September 2014, says, There's no excuse for this at all. I won't say names, but my best friend in the world is one of the boy's older brothers. He didn't come from a broken home or poverty. He lives in a nice house in a nice neighborhood with the most loving and caring parents I've ever met. He used to be a good kid. I don't know when he became such a lowlife. So he's friends with Rat Bro, or...  Boss Man Drew, as I like to call him. And he said that Boss Man needed to be locked up. And then this other guy replied, again, 2014. Drugs and Spice, he was too lazy to find a job and actually work it. His family was an enabler. They would have kicked him out and made him fend for himself instead of understanding him. I tried to help Austin, but the dude's a loser. He needed this.  This is when he got arrested.


3:14:24
Unknown_08: I think it was this arrest that he was on probation on for years, and he violated accidentally within three months of it completing, I want to say.


Unknown_10: Okay.


3:14:56
Unknown_10: Big win. Okay, let's see a big win. Fuck it.


Unknown_20: When that happens, just say, you know what?


Unknown_20:  I'm going all in.


Unknown_20: Oh my god, why'd I do that?


Unknown_19: I hope this pays, dude.  So this slot, just as a reference here, this slot is a part of the Le Bandit cinematic universe.


Unknown_08: I don't know what the fuck it is. There's two slots that he plays that have like 40 different variations. There's like 19,000 different Le Bandit slots. And there's another one of like fishing. There's like 8,000 sequential fishing slots that he loves to play. So there's like an entire universe of Le Bandits here. Like enter the Spider-Verse.


3:15:27
Unknown_46: Here we go.  Yes.


Unknown_22: Yes. Yes, dude. Oh, my God, bro. Oh, yeah. Let's go. Let's see it.


Unknown_08: What's the big win? What did he bet for this?


Unknown_22: Okay, it's a good start. Come on.


3:16:06
Unknown_22:  Yes.


Unknown_22: Yes. Yes.


Unknown_22: Yes. Oh, my God.


Unknown_37: Gold. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Let's go. Oh, my God.


Unknown_37: Oh, my.


Unknown_08: It really does sound like sex. I truly believe you put him under like a cat scan or an MRI and you check his brain. It's the exact same brainwave patterns as like sex. He's completely fulfilled.


Unknown_37: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.


3:16:38
Unknown_37:  Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.


Unknown_37: Oh, my God.


Unknown_19: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.


Unknown_19: Oh, my gosh. Oh, my fucking bro.


Unknown_07: Oh, my God, bro.


Unknown_19: Oh, my God, bro. Oh, my God, bro. There's no way, dude.


Unknown_08:  I think this money went into the college fund. I'm pretty sure this money went into the college fund after this.


3:17:11
Unknown_08: He doesn't want to waste this one.


Unknown_37: I actually have it de-gained by three decibels.


Unknown_24: Bro, what the hell just happened?


Unknown_22: Bro, what the hell just happened, dude?


Unknown_08: It squirted, bro. Okay.


Unknown_08:  No, this is an edit.


Unknown_19: Bro! Oh, my God, bro! Oh, my God, bro! Oh, my God, bro!


Unknown_09: Check the TV. It doesn't matter what channel.


3:17:43
Unknown_19: There's no way, bro! We just saw another plane coming in from the side.


Unknown_39: You did. That's the second explosion. You could see the plane.


Unknown_08:  Okay, and one more. This is one more minute, and we're out, and I'll talk about Ethan Ralph like everybody wants.


Unknown_24: Dude, this gets squirted with the time. Oh, shit, dude. Bro, I just dropped a drink everywhere. Oh, my God. I hope this hits, dude. I just dropped my monitor on the floor.


Unknown_24: Wow, I lost again. No way. Bro.


Unknown_24: Last one for real. Bro, I just dropped my whole ass monitor on the floor, bro.


3:18:17
Unknown_08:  How do you accidentally drop your fucking manga on the ground?


Unknown_09: Okay.


Unknown_08: One last thing, actually. Real quick mention. This is breaking.  Six Hexenhammer 666 has had another arrest warrant put out for him, this time in Louisiana. He's still avoiding serving or being served an arrest warrant in New Hampshire. And now they're also trying to extradite him in Louisiana. He says, good luck. So he's openly taunting the law enforcement of the United States of America to come and find him.  which is probably a bad idea because it's funny now because you're not in jail. But when you are in jail and your sentence is being decided, things like flight risk is going to be weighed.


3:18:56
Unknown_08: So there you go. All right.


Unknown_08: Ethan, Oliver, Ralph. Let's play this, and I'll take a break. I have to go pee. We'll start the saga here. Do what I should do.


Unknown_29:  Flamingo, what happened, baby? What happened, baby? What happened, baby?


3:20:22
Unknown_13:  Well, I'm promoting myself. I didn't ask you to shout out your handle.


Unknown_15:  What's going on ahead? Somebody died up ahead. There are police reporting ahead.


3:20:55
Unknown_29: I'm going to go.


Unknown_18: I'm going to stop now.


3:21:43
Unknown_15:  Please get to a gas station. We are going to a gas station. I got to fill up on gas. I got to have a cigarette. I want to fight this bitch.


Unknown_13: This bitch is talking shit. I'm in Memphis. A hoe's talking shit. Okay, you know what? Get her out of here. Get her out of here. Get her out of here.


Unknown_08: Okay.  Ethan, Oliver, Ralph. I haven't had a chance to talk about Ralph for some time at any great length. Ralph has been stowed away in Mexico, away from the prying eyes, not able to interact with anyone readily, not really up to anything interesting.


3:22:21
Unknown_08: And then I think just sort of out of that destructive instinct that he has, he decided, you know what?  Let's flex some shit up, which is a welcome change of pace. So he started interacting with Scarlett Hampton. Scarlett Hampton is a prostitute. Thank you, by the way, to David Spaden for making the video that I just played.


Unknown_08: She is a prostitute. She has a long career in black pornography, bisexual, rim job, threesomes.


Unknown_08: And what was the other one? Oh, cuck porn, I think was one of the other ones.  Really a stand-up girl. She posted a tweet that was vaguely base. And for some reason, Ethan Ralph and others latched onto this. And he immediately tried to get her on the kill stream, where it became evident, just blatantly obvious, that she had some sort of addiction problem. Because she seemed zooted, as the Canadians like to say, out of her fucking gourd, as the Canadians like to say.  uh a so we got a pill junkie ex-blacked anal rim job cuckold pornographer i mean ethan ralph who wants to get in on that wants to knock her up talking about impregnating her um and she can't really seem to interact with him on any meaningful level like if if you were to line these neurons up  They are not transmitting any information to each other. But nevertheless, despite having no chemistry, he decided that he would fly out to the United States to meet her. And Ralph not being one to be of idle threat did. So here they are in, I'm not sure where exactly they flew out to. I know where they ended up, but I don't know where they flew out to. Their immediate location was docks, like as soon as they landed, because you could tell from the skyline where they are.


3:23:53
Unknown_08:  But they did meet up. Here's the other photo that they took. He's sucking on that BBC. That big brown Cuban. And she just seems like she took a hit of something real fucking good. So, happy couple hanging out together. Now, I believe...  based off some statements that will be played later in the stream, that Mommy Scarlet, as he likes to call her, intended that this be an actual sort of romantic entanglement and not a sex-for-money type thing. So what Ralph is here to do is film a porn shoot, which she was hoping for was like a date. And do I have this lined up?  Okay, so I'm not going to play this because it's disgusting, but on Monday, there was a segment clipped out of the Killstream where he was obviously getting a blowjob under the table. I guess he was envious of the time that Nick Ricada got a blowjob under the table live on stream before he was arrested for cocaine possession and his entire life was ruined, not wanting to be one-upped by other fuck-ups.  He has decided to do the same. I'll not play the clip because it's just gross, but basically this is his O-face, supposedly, which is kind of strange because it feels a little bit homoerotic.


3:25:40
Unknown_08: Ralph's streams are rather small and intimate in a way because it's so few people watching, his chat's so slow, and it's the same people every week or every day. So he's getting a blowjob in making O-faces at a group of maybe 20 men who watch his show. Yeah.  Which just makes it feel like you're masturbating with them. You know what I mean? Like you're using them as part of the sexual gratification. It rubs me very much the wrong way, chump.


3:26:23
Unknown_08:  Then they're going to do a road trip. So they were in that city. It got doxxed immediately because they posted a very recognizable skyline. And then they're like, hell yeah, let's go on a trip. Let's go. She, again, has taken a hit of something extraordinarily nice, wearing her nice deep throat crop top. And they want to head out for the day.


Unknown_08:  So this is the first video I think they published together. We had to hype up the... Oh, God. Okay. So, yeah. I mentioned that he intended to film sex.  This is the threat that he levied against the entire world. So everybody make sure you're very nice to Ethan Ralph or he might follow through with this one.


3:26:56
Unknown_18: Film, ladies and gentlemen, you know. They've been waiting for Ralph Amell Part 2. I wasn't happy with the first one. It wasn't exactly my Citizen Kane. I'm thinking this is going to be Godfather Part 1, Part 2, and Citizen Kane combined. Gone with the Wind and Deidre.


Unknown_08: What do you think? Awesome.  It's kind of weird to compare your sex tape with Gone with the Wind. You might as well have said The Wizard of Oz. Yeah, this shit's going to be like The Wizard of Oz. You never know the man behind the curtain.


3:27:30
Unknown_08: So I would like to remind everybody the terminology is zooted out of her gourd. If you want to try to pass as a Canadian.


Unknown_08:  Right. What she said. A lot of dramatic animations.


Unknown_18: It's all part of the plan.


Unknown_15: It's like the Trans X album, Wisconsin Death Trip.


3:28:03
Unknown_15: That happens in Wisconsin. Sometimes it stays in Wisconsin.


Unknown_18: This one's not going to stay in Wisconsin, though, actually.


Unknown_15: No.


Unknown_18: Shout out to Hunter Moore. He sent me the form and everything.


Unknown_08:  Ralph was kind enough to give her the sunglasses so that, uh, her completely fucked up eyes would not be visible in the middle of this. But yeah, this, this, she is, looks, I have to, I have to tame my male feminist side at the moment because apparently believing or feeling any kind of empathy for anyone makes me a male feminist. But, um, at what point does drugging someone become rape? Like in the eyes of the chuds, because  can this woman consent to anything? Like, if you could offer her, hey, you want to go to Auschwitz and be, like, cremated in, like, a fireplace? And she'd be like, well, does that consent? Does she consent to this action? You know what I mean? It's like, is that okay? Uh, we're doing it by the book.


3:28:38
Unknown_15: Yeah, I mean, I know how the book works. Well, she already knows. I know the book.


Unknown_18: Yeah, you wrote the fucking book.


Unknown_15: But, uh, yeah, Wisconsin is.


3:29:13
Unknown_08: Yeah, Wisconsin.


Unknown_09: Yeah.


Unknown_08: Yeah, Wisconsin. Yeah.  There's at least one word in there I recognize.


Unknown_18: One night in Wisconsin.


Unknown_15: Hey, it's not the first night here. Last night was a bit challenging. There's a haunted hotel. And we had to get the fuck out of there. And a lot of spooky shit went down. And it was real good. We're alive. We're here. And we're making peace.


Unknown_11:  We're making history. We're making movies.


3:29:46
Unknown_08: Get your popcorn ready.


Unknown_08: One of the best promos of all time. Another bang on Ethan Ralph. So you might be wondering who that lady is. I think... How much of this? Six minutes.


Unknown_08: Should I skip to this part? I'll skip to this part.


Unknown_15: I do, but I'm more concerned with...


Unknown_15:  I think this video exists because she was the valedictorian of her high school. In 2017.


3:30:30
Unknown_08: So this was her...


Unknown_08:  nine years ago i would say talking about her hopes and dreams and aspirations um i can't remember what it was english because it's a better question i just put everything in like a battle tiger what's this one what made me enjoy life and this last semester of high school i just had a lot of fun i haven't


3:31:04
Unknown_15:  Like, I've always put a lot of work into my grades outside of school. I haven't really been concerned about the grades. I'm more concerned about learning and what I can gain from the knowledge and using it in my life.  And like, I went through a lot of challenges this winter. Like I missed a whole month of school for health related.


Unknown_08: You feel bad? I was still able to. It's kind of depressing. I mean, listen, what happens is I'm sure it was a drug. Like she had some kind of childhood thing and then it became a drug thing.


3:31:40
Unknown_08: And then she got into porn from that to do the drug thing. So I'm just letting you know. Okay. It is kind of sad. All right.  Now, fast forward into the present year, and this video was painstakingly archived.


Unknown_08:  Oh, okay, I remember what it was.


Unknown_08: Her father ran off with a Polish exchange student that she was friends with. So her dad took her best friend, who was a Polish exchange student, and moved to Poland to set up another family and just left them behind. So she got addicted to pills and started doing porn for it. Okay, I remember.  Okay, I painstakingly, this video went up on her Twitter account. I was one of 138 people who ever saw it. And it had to be painstakingly reconstructed from video recordings that would break after one minute. So this took an inordinate amount of effort. And then I got scooped by somebody else who posted it first. So I got completely fucked. I thought I was going to be the only person who had this.  But here Ralph is.


3:32:19
Unknown_08: Scarlett told him to start the stream.


3:32:55
Unknown_08: And he has no idea why, but he does. And he's very angry from the onset. So I'll just let it play out.


Unknown_18: Want to go live now? No, not really. Dude, okay, I...


Unknown_18:  You know, I would have shaved all the gray hair. I'm only 40. She said she liked it. I don't. But regardless, yeah, we're live apparently. I'm the Ralph Retort on Twitter. Ethan Ralph.


Unknown_15: No, I don't care what your handles are. Well, I'm promoting myself. I didn't ask you to shout out your handles on my Twitter.


3:33:28
Unknown_18: Well, I just did.


Unknown_15: I don't give a fuck. Well, I don't give a fuck if you did or not. Yeah, I did.


Unknown_08: I don't care. What are you going to do about it?


Unknown_15: Hey, look, I'm behind a sob. Why not?


Unknown_08:  Okay, so allow me to explain.


Unknown_08: Ralph thought that they were going to do a thing. They were going to talk and drive. He didn't want to do it because they're both high on pills and they're driving while doing so. So the situation, the ideal situation here is that they would not be streaming. But she said, let's go live. Then...


3:34:02
Unknown_08:  He cuts on the stream. He starts doing his promo, starts cutting his plugs for himself so he can get the Coomers that follow her to come over to his channel. But she reveals why she wanted to go live.


Unknown_08:  Scarlett drives a Saab. If you're not European, you probably don't know what a Saab is. Saab is a Swedish auto manufacturer that went out of business in 2014 because GM completely and totally fucked it in every way, shape, and form.


Unknown_08: They made pretty dependable cars. They apparently had a good reputation, but they got raped by American auto manufacturers.


3:34:33
Unknown_08:  So, seeing a Saab in America is rather unusual. And she is very proud that she drives a Saab.  And what she saw was another sob on the road. And she told Ethan Ralph to go live not because she wanted to do any kind of live stream with him. She wanted to show the internet that she was driving a sob and she had saw another sob on the road and that she would engage a street race with it. Throughout this entire video, Ethan Ralph appears so anxious he's about to faint.


3:35:08
Unknown_15: Because of that fucking shit.  Ralph is literally about to faint.


Unknown_08: You can hear him losing his words as he speaks because they're high on pills, they have drugs, and she's driving erratically as Siri or whatever the fuck warns them that, yeah, there's cops right there. So he's losing it.


Unknown_15:  gonna go ahead dude there's a oh my god i'm behind a sob now go go sob it look that's a red sob in front of me i'm laser red red sob this shit's going on we're going to milwaukee thanks for telling them that yeah fuck them hey look my sob one doc's where they're going he was unhappy about the race in front of me do you want to race no do not


3:36:09
Unknown_18:  They want to race.


Unknown_15: They love me. See, SOP owners love each other. We're Swedish bitches. I love her. Oh, my God. Look at this sexy SOP.


Unknown_08: That's an arrow.


Unknown_15: Oh, that's an arrow. Oh, my God.


Unknown_08:  Ralph literally sounds like he has throw up in his voice and he's about to pass out. Literally sounds like he's collapsing and fainting.


Unknown_15: Look at my girl.


Unknown_14: Okay. All right. Look at her.


Unknown_17: Please get to a gas station. I gotta, I can't.


Unknown_08: So the other thing that's making him faint is that, um, she'll say this out loud. So, you know, it's true. The car is on empty. She is not, she, she's on E basically on the gas tank. And he is very anxious about this and would like her to get gas.  However, she doesn't seem that concerned about it.


3:36:43
Unknown_15: We are going to a gas station. I got to fill up on gas.


Unknown_08: I got to have a cigarette.


Unknown_15: Look at this, though. We're supposed to smoke at a gas station. The Saps love each other. We love each other.


Unknown_17: Okay, yeah.


Unknown_15: Aw, look at this. Oh, my girl. I'll let her in front of me. Why did you have me set up a stream?


Unknown_17: Whatever.


Unknown_15: No, go set up a stream, then. It's set up. I left my girl in front of me. Now, watch. Watch. She's going to turn over and switch lanes. No, she's not. Oh, my girl. Not over me.  Mama's home.


3:37:14
Unknown_17: Okay.


Unknown_17: I don't know why you had me set that up.


Unknown_15: Hey, no, no, no. This is my car.


Unknown_17: God damn it.


Unknown_08:  So Ralph's telling her what to do. He's trying to Ralph-a-mail her. And she's like, no, no, no, this is my sob. That's my sob. And that sets him off. But she is a 10-year veteran of sucking black cock and being beaten around for money. So he poses no threat to her, and she is not intimidated by this.


3:37:47
Unknown_15: I love her, and she knows she loves me, too. Okay, what...


Unknown_15:  That's not a cop you're wrong fuck you fuck you  Mine is lower, too, and my front bumper got cracked by the fucking Chicago Valet. Fuck you, Chicago Valet, Smith & Walensky's, Tortoise fucking restaurant. Hey, I'm calling out the restaurants that, by highest value, people that I know never stayed at. I'm sorry. Okay. They never ate at these restaurants that cracked my front bumper on my fucking 21-year-old car. Smith & Walensky's is a very famous restaurant.  My car is 21 years old. It's a collector's plate car. They don't make these anymore. I just rode past another sob that had shown respect. Please get to a gas station.


3:38:24
Unknown_37: Fuck you.


Unknown_15: Yeah, no. Fuck you more. I'm tired of this bullshit. I am tired of this bullshit.


Unknown_15: There is no... There is no... Don't ever say that to me again. No, I will say whatever I want.


3:39:07
Unknown_08:  Trying to threaten her, but nah, buddy, I got the pills in me. I've been doing this shit for fucking a decade. You can't threaten me.


Unknown_18: Okay, just drop me at the hotel and you can go do whatever the fuck you want to do.


Unknown_15:  I will do whatever the fuck I want to do in my life.


Unknown_17: That's right. So will I. Yeah.


Unknown_15: So will you. Well, first of all, I'm running out of gas. I'm going to run out of gas. No shit.


Unknown_17: That's why I told you to go to the gas station, genius.


Unknown_15: Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. There's gas stations right there. Oh, no. That's not the one. That's Wendy's. Okay. They have gas stations there, too.


3:39:39
Unknown_18: Do you not see the next...


Unknown_15:  Then why the fuck did you start the fucking stream?


Unknown_08:  instantly deleted as you can see 195 people managed to see this before it was deleted um incredible incredible incredible it's really a keynote clip but we would be graded to a second keynote clip if you can even believe it because scarlet went live on periscope apparently and broadcasted uh whatever the fuck this is i have actually not seen this before so we'll see seven minutes long


3:40:25
Unknown_08:  I think this is them in the hotel. Oh, oh, I know what this is. They're having an argument, I think.


Unknown_18: Dude, I can't have this.


Unknown_08: Oh, I have listened to this. Okay, this is good. You're threatening my friends.


Unknown_15: You threatened my friends.


Unknown_15: You threatened three of my friends today.


Unknown_18: I'm telling you, if you fuck with me, yeah, that's how it goes.


Unknown_15: You threatened three of my friends today. Just leave. I want to put this on record. Just leave. One of my friends won't even talk to me more because you threatened her.


Unknown_18: Who cares? I didn't threaten her.


Unknown_15: You threatened my friends.


Unknown_18: After she blackballed us, yeah, I did.  Who cares? Fuck Chloe Ott.


3:40:57
Unknown_18: And I know her docs. I know where she lives. I know everything about her. And if she ever says anything sideways about me, I will fuck up her whole life.  so then you you jason mcgay i won't because i actually like him no you don't you said i sucked his dick when i went in there for five minutes jason mcgay when you were no eight years old you don't know him oh yeah because you suck this dick no what no you said i did but i didn't that's not the way it goes like that no i'm not i'm gonna pick up the phone yeah two minutes okay cool remove


3:41:36
Unknown_15:  I spent $1,400 on this whole fucking expenditure. And then know what I get? I get fucking slapped around. No, wrong.


Unknown_18: You didn't get slapped around.


Unknown_15:  Now I get yelled at and blamed for everything.


Unknown_18: You're going back to... I get blamed for everything. You're a dumb bitch and you fucking trained that shit earlier because you're a dumb bitch. And so... Cool. I'm telling you, I'm going to pick up this phone... You're great. And I'm going to say, remove this dumb bitch from my room.


Unknown_15: Yeah, I'm going to get another room in this hotel because I am wanting to do that. Why the fuck would you do that? Because you just seem to want to pig on my fucking wallet.


3:42:11
Unknown_18:  you take away my phone and text people and like put people on blast and then yell at me for my friends you said you were gonna you were gonna go and take care of my friend Chloe you were gonna Jason agrees with me you are putting people on blast do not throw that at me then calm the fuck down  What the fuck? I'm going to throw this at you. That would kill you.


3:42:46
Unknown_15: Yeah, well, I mean, you said you were going to kill me today in the car. I'm going to kill you.


Unknown_15: I didn't say that. Yeah, you did. I didn't say that.


Unknown_18: Fuck off. I didn't say that. So, okay.


Unknown_15: You've been acting like crazy. Get your shit together and just go.


Unknown_15: Yeah, that's what I wanted to do.


Unknown_15:  peacefully but now you're gonna put me on blast on your web streams and you're going to do some demonic things to me malicious things you just insulted me like okay so i insulted you because you had to wait outside five minutes because i have a friend that i trust that i will not bring a


3:43:36
Unknown_18:  You don't even understand.


Unknown_15: That is not what's going on. No, you're not. You don't understand. You don't understand what's going on here. Okay, listen. Dude, Jesus Christ. Come on. Like, stop. Okay, I won't touch you.


Unknown_15: I'm okay. Okay, then calm down, okay? Shit is, like, really bothering me. Okay, because... And I watched it. I apologized. And I said, I'm sorry. You don't seem too sorry.


Unknown_18:  Well, I didn't know you were having side conversations about my everything that happens between us with all these people.


3:44:12
Unknown_13: When I keep my personal life out of the fucking, I don't fucking. And then you yell at me if I won't post a picture for you.


Unknown_15: If I don't post a picture, I'm going to get yelled at.  I am done with public fucking relationships. Respect my privacy. Respect my friends. Respect my family. I have respect for those things. I'm not mad at me. No, but you've been threatening my family and my friends.


Unknown_08: Remember how I said that there are conversations with heroin addicts under the bridge?


Unknown_15: I fucked with you.


3:44:49
Unknown_13: You are going to destroy me and burn me to the ground.


Unknown_15: That's exactly true.


Unknown_28:  That's exactly true, bitch.


Unknown_15: You do not go after my fucking family, my friends, and my feet. You do not go at me like that. Why? Why?


Unknown_13: Why? Because that's how I roll.


Unknown_13:  I want to have actual real sex and not porn sex.


Unknown_08: Okay, so I mentioned the recording thing. She was not under the suspicion that when he arrived, they would be filming pornography.


3:45:28
Unknown_08: And I think he's kind of sprung that on her. I don't know why he's so obsessed with shooting porn. I guess he's probably being honest that if he...


Unknown_08:  His idea is that, like, well, fuck you, bitch, since I'm already out there fucking, I might as well get somebody who's more attractive than that dumpy hoe I scooped out of a high school.


Unknown_08: And I might as well shoot it so that my penis looks a lot bigger.  And that's like his entire thing is like, I got to make up for how, uh, how pathetic I looked in the last porn, the revenge porn that I shot. And, uh, so he is like, fuck it. I'll just have sex with an actual porn star. And he didn't mention that he wanted to film it. And then he gets there and he's like, yeah, we're going to film sex.


3:46:06
Unknown_08: And, uh, she's like, well, he didn't mention that to me. And he's like, well, that's too bad.


Unknown_08: That's too bad. That was actually my intentions.


Unknown_15:  for a year because i don't want to fucking shoot porn and get hurt again it's not personal it's it's business and oh yeah okay that's not what you told me you embarrassed me this is not business me spending all this fucking money is not business today okay i'm sorry i embarrassed you okay i'm sorry i appreciate i appreciate scarlet mentioning that um


3:46:50
Unknown_08:  The person paying for a lot of their expenses is not Ethan Ralph. He's making her foot the bills because he's too broke. He has to rely on a junkie to pay shit for him.


Unknown_14:  I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, I am fucking sorry. I'm so fucking sorry. I'm so fucking sorry. Okay, well, you'll be sorry. Yeah, okay. You'll be sorry. Yeah, you'll be sorry.


Unknown_08: You'll be sorry. I like how, I really appreciate how whenever he tries to threaten her, she just immediately laughs at his fucking face.  And makes it known that she's not threatened at all. Because, number one, it pisses Ralph off. Number two, it's very, very funny. But number three, she knows that she's recording. So she's not intimidated at all because she's mocking the fact that he's saying all this on...


3:47:28
Unknown_08:  on uh recording ah compromise that was the word i was looking for earlier when you had like leverage over somebody through compromising information compromise she is building compromise on him sorry okay okay i think i won't my fucking car is destroyed exact address i know everything oh you were not sending no one to nobody's home you better not i will


3:48:12
Unknown_13:  You don't know me.


Unknown_08: I don't want to hurt you, Mama Scarlet, but I will.


Unknown_18: So fuck with me and keep fucking with me and you'll find out.


Unknown_18: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what'll happen.


Unknown_13: I don't want that. You better fucking step down. Okay. You better step down. Okay. You better step down. Okay. Cool. Wonderful.


Unknown_08:  That part triggers me. The part where she goes, cool, wonderful. That's like me when I say cool, wonderful, awesome. I don't know if it's like a thing. Is it like a regional thing?


3:48:44
Unknown_18: I will. And so, and I'll tell it all. I'll give the fucking total fucking retelling on my show.


Unknown_13: Why?


Unknown_15: Hurting other people is winning?


Unknown_13: I like hurting people.


Unknown_18: Yeah.


Unknown_15: You like to hurt people. Cool. Well, I like to hurt people who hurt me.


Unknown_18: Okay. And you're hurting me right now.


Unknown_13:  And so, that's okay.


Unknown_14: I was working things out with you for the last four or five hours talking. Okay, well, it's over.


3:49:17
Unknown_18: Just get the fuck out of my shit.


Unknown_15: Yeah, yeah, okay, cool.


Unknown_18: They put you on the Dahmer level for a reason.


Unknown_15: Yeah, yeah, it's my...


Unknown_08:  Okay. Um, they're at a very special hotel that, uh, I think according to her, at least, I don't know how reliable it says, but according to her, um, this was the hotel that Dahmer killed one of his victims. And, um,


Unknown_08:  Only one of his victims, not all of them. And it's at this level, not specifically this room, but she's saying that they put him on the Dahmer level because he's a psycho. Put you on the Dahmer floor for a reason.


3:49:49
Unknown_15: Know why? Because Dahmer killed somebody on this floor. Ambassador Hotel, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Yeah. Yeah. They put you on the fifth floor for a reason. You know that?


Unknown_08: He threw a bottle at her.


Unknown_15: You're a fucking cruel person.


Unknown_08:  So the hot date working out exquisitely. I guess he filmed his porno. So he's like, whatever. I'm done with you. I don't need you anymore.


3:50:26
Unknown_08: Hopefully we'll never live to see this. However, I feel like Ethan Ralph is probably going to post it at some point when he's drunk and fucked up, which I'm not looking forward to. But you know what?


Unknown_08:  if I've learned anything in life, it's that life, it's that life is endless suffering and you never get what you want. So suck it up buttercup.


Unknown_08: That is the second recording. Um, immediately following this, Ralph posted some tweets, uh,  John Carlos Hardwick says, you don't look 5'1 at all, yet all your trolls say you are that height. Ralph says, because they're mentally insane and also terminally unfunny. Jay in Japan says, legit question, are you happy? And Ethan Ralph says, boy, I haven't been happy since I was 11 years old. I'm surviving like everyone else be.  Despite filming the porn of his dreams, I did not fill the gaping void inside of him, and he's still unhappy.


3:51:01
Unknown_08: Following tweets saying, Everything is copacetic. I'm fully aware of what people are saying. I wasn't taking a shot at anyone. It's just me at home at the studio with my mixer and my mic, which will be a much better show. Saying that he's not going to have Mommy Scarlet on anymore.


3:51:38
Unknown_08:  retweeting some cringe shit more cringe shit more boomer slop uh then scarlet says hey the ralph retort and i are okay we are totally fine now boss man aficionados will remember that um after boss man was i think after he got arrested he came back and was like we are okay i'm okay i'm okay and he just kept saying that it was really bizarre  Um, and now he is apparently repeating that on this. So it seems to be a thing with people who are very much not okay. Just saying, uh, I am okay over and over again.


3:52:18
Unknown_10: Okay. And finally the news came in, he was arrested.


Unknown_08: Mersh. Okay. Um, reported that after he was arrested, uh,


Unknown_08:  um he called the uh the police department technically the sheriff's office i think and they told him that he was in for uh what was it indecent exposure and um disorderly conduct however ralph denies this he says that marsh is quote a lying faggot and he says that uh


3:53:14
Unknown_08:  The actual charge was disorderly conduct and public drunkenness. So, not in decent exposure. And I do believe that What's-His-Face probably did fucking just lie or whatever the fuck.  And, uh, that's what happened. But this is the worst mugshot that he's ever taken. I think I have it on the front page of the forum where if you're not listening, he looks like a proper fucking ghoul. You can see how he looked in 2010, um, as like a fat pockmarked acne haver. And then 2016 as the broccoli haired Gamergate Ralph that we all remember very fondly. And then 2026 and boy, oh boy, how those 10 years did much more damage than the prior six. Uh,  because he looks like he's, he literally looks like he's 50 plus. Um, I've seen 60 year old men who are in better shape than Ethan Ralph at this point in time.


3:53:53
Unknown_08: Uh, so pretty, pretty fucking shocking. It's shocking to wake up. And what's crazy is, is when this happened, um,  I woke up and like everybody else had knew about it. I was receiving, I woke up and I have bedtime mode on when I go to sleep. I woke up and I had messages from four different people at like 4 a.m. And apparently when this news came in, PPP and Andy Worski were like still streaming from the stream they started at like 7 p.m. that day. I'm like, do you guys just not, does nobody fucking sleep? Am I the only one that keeps like a regular sleep schedule anymore? Is this just how it is now?


3:54:31
Unknown_08:  I know. Poor me. Poor me. I keep a regular healthy sleep schedule. And I eat shit for it, okay? Everybody else gets to have fun with their friends, okay?


Unknown_08: And I don't.


Unknown_08: I gotta be the slowpoke here.


3:55:09
Unknown_08: Alright, next.


Unknown_08:  Okay, so this is a message that she posted after saying that they were okay, and after the arrest. He posts, you'll regret this, but good luck. Why, dude? I'm coming now to take that room, and people will go to jail. I don't give a fuck. You staked me so hard. It's unreal. Cunt, disgust, and whore. You better run, neighbor. You better run, neighbor. He's shouting at her. He's cracking up. You better fucking run, neighbor.  cracking that god god i heard an ape account just like cracking the whip and then later uh she said ethan ralph just destroyed my macbook pro threw it across the room and ran away  Lost my grandma's voicemails, my music compositions, poetry writings, and my intellectual property. Porn. Then he ran off with some document he made me sign so he can be porn approved. No, sir, you are not. Revenge raging and doxing my family and friends is not in my book. Neither is extortion. The document is a disclosure. There is a legal requirement that porn producers sign this disclosure that they consent to be  In pornography. And if you don't have this. And you publish the video.  especially these days after the VAWA, you are opening yourself up for a world of hurt. So he got her to sign the disclosure agreement, and she's contesting it and saying that it was under duress, which might thankfully inhibit us from ever receiving the second sex tape, unless he's just going to post it anyways and say, fuck you, USA, you can't stop me, bitch, I'm in Mexico.


3:56:54
Unknown_08: This all, by the way, was while he was in jail.  And then he gets out of jail. He immediately posts Free Bird on Twitter to let everyone know he's okay. I contacted him immediately after and clarified that the cats are fine because we're thinking about maybe going to Mexico and breaking out the cats. And then he's going to take the first flight back. He missed the flight, and the charges were actually disorderly conduct. Now, I think what happened is, I think from what he said, she drove him to the airport completely fucked up.  He gets there high on pills, coke, and he starts drinking at the airport. They kick him out of the airport.


3:57:27
Unknown_08: And it doesn't go well. And he gets arrested. Which is not unbelievable because... To clarify, people were speculating that it was like a domestic with Mommy Scarlet. But that's not...  what he says. And it's believable that he was just kicked out of the airport because if you remember, uh, the horse said the exact same thing. They were flying to the U S together to go see her father. Um, and she claimed she posted shit about how he got kicked off the plane too, and was a fucking idiot and was really upset about it. So it is, this is a habit of his to get kicked off of airplanes, which is a bizarre, a bizarre personal habit for sure.


3:58:08
Unknown_10:  Um. OK.


Unknown_10:  Next, and they get back together, of course, smooth everything out.


Unknown_08: He just had to rattle the little Pez dispenser, and she was ready to say, yep, everything's okay. What a lovely time we had together here in Milwaukee.


Unknown_18: So I'm out, I'm free. You see who I have here with me, Miss Scarlett Hampton. Contrary to popular belief, she had nothing to do with anything that happened with me getting arrested. We did have a little disagreement.  And I was given a courtesy ride to the airport by Milwaukee's Finest. I got to the airport, continued to imbibe, continued to drink, got into an argument with somebody at the airport.


3:58:48
Unknown_18: There was no indecent exposure. It was public intoxication and disorderly conduct. Everything's fine with Scarlett and I. I know some things are said on Twitter. Don't care. I'm out. I'm free as a bird.  I'm supposed to come back, I think, in May. Free as a bird. Free as a bird. I think I'm supposed to come back in May. The charges are so minor. Public intox and disorderly. I could probably get a lawyer to show up where I don't even have to show up. But we'll see. Maybe I'll have another excuse to visit Wisconsin besides the lovely Miss Hampton. Did you want to say anything here?


3:59:24
Unknown_08:  I like pills and cocaine.


Unknown_15: We're about to have a nice burger. Oh, yeah, that's right.


Unknown_18: I forgot we're at Culver's. Shout out to Ice Dancer. I heard you sending a lot of messages last night, sweetie. Well, fuck you. I didn't need a bail, actually.


Unknown_03: I like a double burger.


Unknown_18: I didn't need to post bail. I only had to wait 12 hours to sober up. So I heard you were encouraging her not to post my bail, but no bail needed, bitch. I'm free as a bird. I love it.


3:59:56
Unknown_13: I don't feel that.


Unknown_16:  He probably would have bailed me out, but I didn't need that. So, anyway, fuck you, bitch. Merce, nice lie you made up there, but yeah, I didn't pull out the Ralph a hog at the airport, so.


4:00:29
Unknown_18: Anyway, salute. Enjoy. I'll be back across the border soon.


Unknown_08: And yeah, I'm all good.


Unknown_08:  There you go. That is the conclusion of the adventures of Ethan Ralph and Mommy Scarlet. I believe that he got on the plane. I don't know if he's back in Mexico. I don't know what the situation is with that. But he did not die. And I guess I was a little bit wrong that...  He was not actually arrested for domestic. He was arrested for being drunk in public, which I didn't even think was a crime in Wisconsin. But there you go. Apparently it is.


4:01:00
Unknown_10: Why is my phone just like blowing up right now?


Unknown_08:  Okay, so let's do the Reddit segment and close out with some super chats. Your moment of Zen here, chat. Reddit's zero COVID community is always good for a laugh. So here we have, if you didn't know, they're still doing the fucking mask thing. Liz Fong Jones in particular still mask up. There's like serious mental illness here. I had an encounter with an anti-masker today. Not too proud of myself.


4:01:37
Unknown_08:  I went to the gas station and, like always, threw on my mask prior to exiting my vehicle. Well, I guess the guy standing at the door in the mini-mart saw me do it, and as I'm getting out of the car, he looks over to me with this look of pure disgust, shaking his head in disbelief. Usually, I've got the thickest skin, worked in EMS and construction and fire, so pretty unflappable. But today, for whatever reason, I just lost it.  Maybe it was these attacks on Iran or the smug look on his face as he turned away or knowing that his tribe is tearing down America. Whatever it was, six years, six fucking years of doing this shit, of repressed frustration over the pandemic just bubbles to the surface. I just tore into him with a scathing verbal assault punctuated with about a thousand F-bombs. The only thing he gets out is, what, I can't look at you?  And then it's over. And I'm shaking from the adrenaline dump. And he gets in his truck and leaves. His truck.


4:02:18
Unknown_08: Probably a very racist. What's the most racist truck? Would you guys say that a Ford is more racist than one of those Rams?


Unknown_08: Like one of the Rams.


Unknown_08: I think the Ram 2500 is more racist than the 1500.  The Ford F-150. Oh, God. I started an automotive war here. I would say GMC is the least racist of the trucks.


4:02:59
Unknown_08: It's either going to be a Ford or a Ram. It can't be a GMC, I got to say. Toyota Tacoma is white power.  Maybe. That's the base Nippon bro choice is the Tacoma. I'm pretty sure the Tacoma is like made in the U.S. these days. It's like more made in the U.S. than Ford is because they make everything and GM makes everything in fucking Mexico. I think Toyota is, I think Toyota might, the Tacoma might just be the white man's choice yet.


4:03:35
Unknown_08:  Anyways, worst part was my kid was in the back seat, and even though the doors were closed when I went off, she must have heard it. Definitely not my proudest moment. This is hard, but being perfect all the time is hard. Dealing with crappy people is hard. Oh, my God.


Unknown_08: I have to... Saying I can't be perfect all the time has triggered a repressed memory.


Unknown_08: Here we go.


Unknown_08: Here we go. This is...


4:04:13
Unknown_29:  You're not perfect.


Unknown_08: It really was the greatest show on television ever made, wasn't it? It was a great kid's show. Anyways...


Unknown_08:  I'd like to hear your stories. What are the worst reactions you've received from non-COVID conscious folk? What were your worst reactions to intolerance? Anyone else have anything like this happen? Do you have a go-to response for a-holes? Let me know down below. Thanks for listening.


4:05:00
Unknown_08:  Nahi vibes says I do shop and deliver. So I'm in target a lot and I get fake coughs every day. I'm there. I was there a few times the last few hours and I hurt like three or four coughs. It's gotten so bad. I dread going out and intentionally avoid walking by people. My worst encounter was a younger girl, probably early twenties, purposely walking out of her way down an aisle. I was looking for something and walk in front of me and violently cough right when she got near me. Look,  that's based.


Unknown_08: Come on now. That's based.


Unknown_08: Um, she had a couple of friends with her watching. Oh my God. He, he got those.


4:05:34
Unknown_09: He got the whole crew. How, what am I?


Unknown_08: Oh, there we go.


Unknown_08:  He got the whole crew coughing violently at him as he puts the fucking slop in the bag. They're all laughing. They're all coughing at him. They're all watching on as the Chief Stacy of the pecking order coughs at him. He's just mortified.


4:06:06
Unknown_08:  That was the one time I said something because it was so obvious and so rude and I'm so fed up with it all. No one has ever said anything to me. They just do this immature wimpy stuff because they're all a bunch of losers. I wish they would speak up if they're so triggered because I'm ready. Woman shrugging emoji. They generally run away if you start coughing under your mask bad at them.  Sometimes I throw a loogie hawk up sound. Oh, how the wannabe bullies run. It's pretty funny. I have done this as well. You should try shitting your pants. Seem more good. If I was making fun of somebody like by coughing next to them and you just fucking ripped a fat shit in your pants, I would, I would honestly, I would leave. I would run away as fast as I possibly could. Should try that as a defensive mechanism. Next time someone makes fun of you in real life.


4:06:43
Unknown_08:  lol yeah no i have done this as well working up really juicing sounding sneeze aimed at them is also healthy or helpful treadwell 2022 says i completely understand your reaction i'm a 100 pound petite lady in her mid-50s and i completely went off on a large young man in his 20s i was doing light gardening in my small yard in a busy inner school city neighborhood with sidewalks so i mask outdoors oh my god that's so embarrassing  He walked by and said, take your mask off. COVID is over.


4:07:19
Unknown_08: At first, it didn't register. I thought he was on his phone. But then it hit me. And I yelled after him, what did you say? And then he said, I can't hear you through your mask. And grabbed at his face to mock wearing a mask. No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.  And then I lost my shit and ran after him, dropping F-bombs in front of neighbors. And yes, I'm ashamed a neighbor with a stroller. I am simply and completely snapped. I have long COVID and zero patience for people who take issue with my masking. I also was shocked because I live in a very liberal city and did not expect to experience this in front of my own home.


4:07:54
Unknown_08:  Candle Angel says, I haven't blown up on someone, but I did lose it after an interaction recently. As I was walking out of the mall, some people looked me up and down and coughed in the direct path I was walking. I then walked outside and screamed, people are so fucking disgusting.


Unknown_08: I then, I guess I just needed to release some tension. The other times have been mild. Thankfully, my husband and I were getting some stuff out of the car at my in-laws.  and cornered a concerned neighbor pulled up in his truck to talk oh another toyota bro he was hanging out the window and we were wearing masks after chatting with my in-laws he said didn't you hear covid's over so i leaned in closer and said is it our roommate tested positive for covid a couple days ago it's a pretty nasty case too and he leaned back into his truck so fast and said he had to go yeah i'm telling you you just gotta shit your pants these people will flee from you  The same interaction happened with some guy at the store a few days ago. So weird about how they're so afraid of COVID when they think you have it and they could get it.


4:08:31
Unknown_08:  So weird how when you shit your pants, they just flee. Oh, I forgot to read this, by the way. I was thinking, which one of these had the statement? I somehow skipped this paragraph from the first one. The guy that chimped out at the Toyota bro in the first one, I admitted this line. Worst part was my kid was in the back seat. Even through the doors were closed and I went off. She must have heard it. So little girl got to see daddy be completely bitch made because his cuck mask. What was it?  commie, commie, commie gag. He was commie gag and cuckmast. And he was yelling at a, a proud white man entering his white Toyota Tundra. And he was like, Oh no, my dad's cringe. Oh man. My dad is so fucking cringe. Oh geez.


4:09:28
Unknown_10: Okay.


Unknown_10: Um, that's it. Alrighty now. Um,  Let's do the Reddit. No, I did the Reddit. Let's... Concerning email. Okay. That's fine. Let's do... Let's do it.


4:10:01
Unknown_08: Thank you for watching, by the way. I appreciate everybody. I appreciate... What's the Gibson go at? Let's just check that real quick. Sign off with. $50,000. That's fucking crazy.


4:10:33
Unknown_08:  Yeah, it's always a gamble, though. It's the worst part about law and litigation stuff, is that it's so uncertain. And what's funny is that Liz Fong Jones, after the... I'll put this on screen while I talk. But Liz Fong Jones, after suing my friend for literally nothing, said that it was so stressful for him to litigate, to sue, to initiate litigation...  on his own to somebody who had no resources that enabled the Kiwi farms to continue to exist. And that could not, uh, fund his own litigation. And he was so, he said it was so stressful. It was so stressful. And it's like, you started it. Literally you, you Liz Fong Jones at every step of the way has deliberately inserted himself into this and stepped on a rake for no reason. He,


4:11:05
Unknown_08:  Um, he was, if you don't remember way back when in 2017, he sent a letter, uh, to an email provider from his Liz F at google.com email address, which may have contributed to him being fired at some point. But I think his participation and shit after that, uh, hurt him. But I did complain. I complained directly to Google and I said, your fucking employees are harassing me using a tech email. Um, then, uh,  he got involved in drop Kiwi farms like five years later for no reason, literally no reason. I guess his concern was getting rid of that email that I had on the, uh, take this off the goddamn internet section. Cause it made him look really unprofessional and it showed up on his search results.


4:11:39
Unknown_08: And then after drop Kiwi farms, uh, did not bring on the site,  he made end Kiwi Farms to try and take the mantle of Keffels and finish the fight or whatever. Spent a year or more even, I think it was two years, trying to stop us. And at any point, then initiated litigation that definitely cost him at least a quarter of a million or more Australian dollars to litigate, which he got nothing for, basically. And it's like, at any step of the way, everyone had forgotten you. I even unpinned my article on Zitter, like...


4:12:16
Unknown_08:  This article from this tab, this used to be pinned on my Twitter. I unpinned it. I was fucking over.


Unknown_08: And he just insists. He's obsessed with this. He has to be the one that tries to shut down the Kiwi Farms. And it's like, all you're doing is you're riling up the user base. You're putting me on the defensive, which is a good place to be because it's more sympathetic.


4:12:51
Unknown_08:  And you're spreading the good news of our fucking website and how we stand up against evil. Like, literally, you could not ask the way I worded this. Transgender technocrat millionaire ex-Google C-level executive with Silicon Valley startup company. Like, can you think of a better, more picturesque villain for the Kiwi Farms in terms of, like, public reputation than that? You couldn't affix anything to that.  It's a freak that dresses up his tranny lover as, like, a snake and fucks a snake tranny. Like, you can't ask for better representation in the media. It's like, what? All you gotta do is stop, retard.


4:13:26
Unknown_08: Fucking demented.


Unknown_08: Yeah, it's gonna be the consent accident lawsuit. There's no way. And it's...  It's like your reputation will always be consent to accident. You think it's a common misconception. People continuously think they hit rock bottom, so it doesn't matter anymore. And it's like, that's not true. I can always make it worse. You think that even if the site goes away, you think that the hundreds of thousands of people who register on the forum, who are aware of the forum, the tens of thousands of people who post on it every day, that they're just going to forget about the consent to accident? No, that's not how it works.


4:14:02
Unknown_08:  And cut the losses at any fucking point.


Unknown_08: All right. Let's do... Let's do the Super Chats. Thank you everybody who donated. I really, really appreciate it. I've been really down the fucking dumps about a lot of stuff. And it's good to know that we still have paths forward. And hopefully things will just get better. I'm trying to actually get us on a standard American payment system system.  And I don't know. I'm just trying because it's like, why not? Why not try it? So I'm trying it. And X money is coming out. And, you know, who knows? Maybe Elon's got this shit figured out. I'm not going to. What's the word? I'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth, right?


4:14:38
Unknown_08: So let's proceed. Let's wrap this up.


Unknown_08:  Kurt Eichenwald, Anime Masturbator. Always the first Super Chat for some reason. I think because he does the Monero Super Chats on XMR Chat the day before. Glorious Kiwi Emperor. I keep getting YouTube recommends about the AI bubble bursting and AI being over, but also ones about AI going rogue and trying to escape containment like some sci-fi novel. Can you please tell me what to think so I don't have to? Ignore all of that.


4:15:13
Unknown_08: Both of those are propaganda.


Unknown_08:  AI people keep talking about how AI investments are backed by no real marketable product. Completely false. If there is a financial bubble, it might pop, but AI is literally groundbreaking, and it helps in every single way, shape, and form, every facet of your life. I don't think it's going away.  If the market collapses, it doesn't matter. It'll come back. As far as the going rogue, that is literally just AI propaganda about how smart their models are. It's like, we can't contain it. It's learning too much. It's out thinking us in our, our jailbreaking. It's taking over the whole company. All fake, all bullshit. Um, just like the other shit's bullshit. So, uh, AI is a very nice tool and I use it every day. That's your, that's what to think.


4:15:54
Unknown_08:  Thank you.


Unknown_08: Uh, vodka blood, a zero for five says finished. The first life is strange. I forgot hot dog man made an appearance in the first one onto double exposure. Oh, enjoy double exposure really is just such a wonderful, wonderful game. Uh, someone from Australia, by the way, is sending me a life is strange comic book. So I'm going to be reviewing that for the gumroad at some point. I need to, uh, hook up with PPP and do a gumroad thing for this month.


4:16:28
Unknown_08: Uh, uh,  Thank you, by the way. GumpGumpFor100 says, Our future and hope depend on you. People's fate depend on you. Comrade Joshua Moon, we cannot live without you. Our website cannot exist without you. I feel like those are lyrics you pasted because you're missing periods. It feels like maybe that's a communist song. Like there's no new China without the communist party or something. But I appreciate the sentiment. Thank you very much. I appreciate it.


4:17:05
Unknown_08:  Uh, Ganjata 1900 for five says, stop being gay and get in here. You sorry, fuck. I can't donate to the cause without your presence. Love you. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Laser Gator for five says, I can't contribute much, but you have my support. Good luck and Godspeed mate. I appreciate it. Um, no, uh, don't feel, if you have financial constraints, please don't give me money that you don't, you do not have the capacity to afford to lose. Okay.  Thank you. Logistical Nightmare for five says, Happy Friday, Josh. If and or when you get around to more gaming content, check out Mr. Donald on stream. U.S. President Simulator to the max. That sounds like a trap. That sounds like a threatening statement, but thank you. Barolo for one says, Nothing. Thank you. Josh for 20 in Monaro says, Good show. Thank you very much.


4:17:38
Unknown_08: I appreciate it.  Dark Western for five says, who likes pizza on pizza day? Large dogs. It's true. We do. Thank you. Elk's Antler for 10, which I think, yeah, it's a kick thing. I don't know what the 10 is called. Sorry, I translated it into money terms. Bill pay takes five minutes to set up. Do it right now, viewers. It's true. I need to incentivize people to do the bill payment. I know it's a big pain in the ass, but I promise at some point we're going to get this streamlined and it's going to be super Gucci-ming, okay?  Thank you. Ganjata1900 for $3 says, 7-Eleven has pizza for $3.14 today and tomorrow. My money. Well, I should clarify it was $3.14, not $3. So I appreciate it. 7-Eleven pizza. Wow. What a treat. Thank you. DontTakeMyKidneys for $5 says, maybe it was you who enjoyed pizza day. If you want to know the truth about it, bish, maybe it will be. Maybe it will be.  Thank you. Citrus Act for one says, how about we just ban Japanese nip trash outright and they shut the fuck up? Nintendo is such a shit company.


4:18:41
Unknown_08: Don't tell the president of Nintendo that. He might get his feelings hurt. Traxican for one, spinny.


4:19:13
Unknown_08: Sorry, I thought that was a dollar. Hell yeah, brother. Hell yeah, brother. Cast a couch crab for five says, the crab of the day is feasting on dead sand neighbor.


Unknown_08:  That's not usually what you send, but thank you.


Unknown_08: Sika Lozer for 10 says, hear me out. Trump can get out of this Iran mess by attacking Pajitistan. It will be popular war and he might even win. Pajits can't deliver nukes properly to call it war against scams, filth, et cetera. It's a good idea. I think that we should bomb Cuba and Iran and India at the exact same time. Even this out.


4:19:49
Unknown_08: Thank you.  I can't help it. It's like a real gun. It actually makes me feel like I'm doing damage for one.


Unknown_08: I didn't realize that I was stepping into a whole deep lore fiasco by mentioning this. I apologize.


Unknown_08:  Uh, thank you. David S eight, seven, seven for 25 says, remind me never to ask you for a prediction about people. I like, look, keep me away from all things you like. Okay. I am, I'm like a feral ghoul and the Kiwi farms is radioactive as Sam Hyde said. So this is the one place I can go around that doesn't melt when I'm on, when I'm sitting next to it. Okay.  Thank you very much.


4:20:24
Unknown_08: Nihong for five says, not fond of elves, just don't like them. I can't blame you. They're very pretentious. Thank you. Metal Harry for 10 says, how do you feel about feta cheese? I like feta cheese. I like all young cheeses. I like halloumi a lot.  It's called squeaky cheese. I think I've mentioned this on stream before, but I always called it squeaky cheese because it squeaks when you eat it. And then I looked up once the name halloumi comes from like an ancient Aramaic word that literally means squeaky. So it is squeaky cheese. And I have felt a connection to my ancient Aramaic ancestors who named this cheese. Okay.


4:20:58
Unknown_08:  Thank you.


Unknown_08: Um, about tree 50 Oh one for 20 says, is it Jack? It's a Jackal. It's a Jackal. It's a Jackal Jackal Jackal, which is a reference to family guy. And I remember this cause, uh, I think about this whenever I play that game in real life, but I guess he brought this up cause of Seth MacFarlane. Thank you.


4:21:31
Unknown_08: Capybara supporter for five says, thank you. Well, thank you.  Acesneeds for five says, you know who else copyrighted social media profile pictures? Christian. Powerful transistor energy going on here. It's true. Maybe Liz Fong Jones is a part of the Christian Weston Chandler multiverse. Maybe I can get Christian to do me a solid and delete him from the Blue Heart archives or some shit. Thank you.


Unknown_08: Asian tech support for $50 says, this fucking blockhead, which I think is a reference to...  The Peanuts? Doesn't he always call Charlie Brown a blockhead? I don't know what you're talking about, bro. I ain't no Charlie Brown. I'm going to kick that fucking football. Thank you.


4:22:15
Unknown_08: Ugalisneed410 says, this is a real legal threat. And then he follows it up by another $10 to say, this is a real, or this is a legal threat. Well, don't threaten me with a good time. Thank you very much.


Unknown_08: Bussybuffet420 says, your rant here.


Unknown_08:  Boy, oh boy, I sure do love having to be a podcaster slash software developer slash systems administrator slash network architect slash form administrator. I'm a jack-of-all-trades, master of none. I'm pretty shit at all these things, but I do my best, okay? That's really the only thing you can do. Thank you.


4:22:54
Unknown_08: Ugalasneed42 says, name three consent accidents.  He said the exact same thing twice, too. I don't know if that's an error on my side.


Unknown_08: The burn incident.


Unknown_08: The destiny thing.


Unknown_08: The turkey... No, I can't say that. I'm just kidding. Don't fucking yell at me.


Unknown_08: What's another epic consent accident?


4:23:27
Unknown_08: Um...


Unknown_08:  I don't know. I threw myself off. Sorry. I try to be funny. I don't know what the fuck that means. Oh, I guess Saab also made warplanes during World War II.


Unknown_08:  I honestly, I don't know what the fuck this bastard says, but thank you. Judy Duster for three says, Hey yo, Liz Fong Jones copyright this image. I hope he has made the ride to two. He has to write $2 of poor fag trains forever. Oh, is this the picture of him on the train?


4:23:58
Unknown_08: I bet you it is. It is.


Unknown_07:  Dude, like he knows. He knows. No one can do eyelids until I put on the mask.


Unknown_08: Look at this masky. Look at this masky. Vaxxed eight times, wearing a bra that's too big because he's just got sad man titties and he has to compensate. People are going to recognize you in the street. You got a very distinctive fucking face. I don't know what to tell you. That's what you get when you sue a website with hundreds of thousands of people that know what it is.


4:24:32
Unknown_08:  uh disgusting get on my face ppp's favorite goyim for 10 says donate for your only chance for a future thank you tbdocs for five says spring is here and our boys about to bloom bloom joshua bloom all over them keep up the good work i'll try my best buddy i'm a little bloomer right now i'm a bloomer okay thank you


4:25:06
Unknown_08:  x nimgi for 20 says god sneed lower kj jersh well which one thank you very much ballistic characteristic for 20 says have a good weekend dude i will i intend to win i have activities planned okay thank you very much sneeda sani for one says making mixing pizza and driving that's a dangerous game you're playing mr moon i don't of course i wait until my pizza is in my house to eat it thank you


Unknown_08:  A goose five, five, six, seven for tens as side note, jurors want to read some wild stuff. Look up our 45 of the 47 U S presidents all related to each other. Yeah. I, I truly believe that there's like, um, like Royal blood and that if you don't have the specific genes to like be basalt, you're just fucked for life. Um, I've, I've heard this.  Thank you. Snido for one says, you think Pipkin the VTuber regrets associating with the form? Oh, I'm sure. Devoured Eagle for two says, do you think that evil White Rose character from Mr. Robot is based off Liz Nodong Jones?


4:26:07
Unknown_08: I don't think I've watched Mr. Robot. I apologize.


Unknown_08: Mizosalpinks for 10 says, hopefully the quartering follows through with supporting your lawsuit. I hear he's a very wealthy man. Bro, I'm sure. I'm just waiting for that quartering check, bro. It's coming up. Thank you.  Puppy Pills for 10 says, can we get a piersonal shoutout? You're the great one for providing 60% of your content.


Unknown_08: What?


Unknown_08: What are you talking about?


4:26:39
Unknown_08: Blackstar was the one that put together the bossman thing.  I don't know what you're talking about. This guy's a fucking weirdo trying to make me feel some kind of way. Thank you. LogisticalNightmare45 says, I'm so glad my bill pay finally cleared so I can simper Fidelis horrible posts that don't deserve it. Drink.  Oh, you're very welcome. That's what you paid for. Thank you. Asian Tech Support 5 says, where is the kiwi on the treadmill?


Unknown_08: I'm not sure. Maybe I'll figure something out for you, bud. Okay. Thank you. Big Jaw Man 117 for 5 says, glory to the principality of Zeon and be damned the dawnless yellow menace whose soul is weighed down by Earth's gravity. Zeeg Zion. That's a very perplexing message, but I feel like I agree with it. Thank you.  Unkindness here for two says this just in Ethan ethanol. Ralph is fat. It's true. Thank you. Apartment archive for three says if the entirety of the drama tubers, Kiwi tubers and griff mongers don't show up for the support and the site goes down, they all lose content regardless of if they acknowledge the site or not.  It's true. They all have an economic interest. I don't know. I need to put together like some, I need to get Asmongold to help me start like a creator content pool where I can create some sort of API or like uniform, like, like the presidential report of like latest drama. So they all get the reports. They have to pay me for this though. Great idea. Thank you.


4:27:58
Unknown_08: A spingle cat for two says, what's the one thing that a remaining 80 K has that dong gone doesn't a trigger.


Unknown_08:  The post you sent me cannot be found. Oh, a dong, apparently. There's a dong on an AK.  Oh, look, there's a little dong handle. That's cute. Nice little dong AK.


Unknown_08: Melon Salt, for one, says, is that Kiwi Uncle Ted? I will neither confirm or deny if that is Ted Kowinski.


4:28:32
Unknown_08: Haramberger, for two, says, post-Gravity Falls, Alex Hirsch had a charity stream with Rick and Morty Guy on the H3 podcast. They were at Tolsberg's for three hours. Check it out. Chat. That's a very ringing endorsement for H3.  Chocolate Rain for one says, Alex is such a fucking faggot. He hasn't done anything but see about Disney years after Gravity Falls ended.


Unknown_08: Did not know this. Spiegel Gaffer says, Alex Hirsch is a faggot that has severe TDS and made a fuck ice tweet. He politisperges a lot and it would be funny if you QRT him and call him a fag.


Unknown_08: I don't want to get into a fight with Alex Hirsch. Okay.


Unknown_08: His name sounds very powerful to me.  Chocolate Rain for one says, Alex also fired Tara Strong for being Zionist from his not still released indie project. That's crazy.


4:29:12
Unknown_08: That's really sad. I feel bad for her. Big Things Coming for five says, can't watch live, so watch the VOD. There better be Scooty Puff. Have a nice weekend. Well, you're in luck, buddy. Thank you. Judy Tester for five says, I know we don't like Japan. Look how cute the mascot they made for America's 250 is. Okay.


Unknown_07:  He is cute.


Unknown_08: That's a little star with the little glowy eyes. Very nice. I saw the nice tweets from the ambassador of Japan to the United States. That was very cute. Sneakricket produces nothing. Thank you. Porglack41 says, Josh, I'm going to get Ramen Ralph Shuda. Listen and went to Claw City, Berwyn. I don't like Rumble because it puts a big fat whale badge next to me and calls me a pay pig. Oink, oink, slurp, slop.  Okay, enjoy. Enjoy your drink, too. John Dodarius for five says, seven out of ten stream. Best part of my Friday is this stream. Thank you. I'm glad. Porklack for one says, okay, there's a Buffalo Grill segment. This is epic. Have one more dollar. Thank you. Sneak Cricket for ten says, what I like best about loosing weight is that I can run again with no pain in my feet or joints, especially as I'm now just overweight and not obese. And there is a YouTube short, which is very conspicuous.


4:30:17
Unknown_10: Let's check it out.


Unknown_10:  It's a butter dog.


Unknown_20: That's a pretty good butter dog.


Unknown_08: It's a pretty professional butter dog.


Unknown_08: Thank you. Okay, let's check.


4:30:56
Unknown_23:  Bill Cosby's a rapist. He should go to jail. I don't care how old he is. Creepy motherfuckers like that really ought to be locked up. Fuck Trump. He's a sexist. He's a racist. We should deport him. Gay marriage. Marriage is marriage. Love is love. Make it legal. Can't wait for you boomers to fucking die. Trans rights. I do not care where you piss or what your genitalia is like. Perfect.


Unknown_08: Great job.  Thank you. Also, Josh, we need that Mr. Morrow content. Ask PPP, he'll show you Mr. Morrow. That's what I wanted to do for the Gumroad thing, is talk about certain people. Pete Wienerstein, for once, says, Hambley, emphasis on the ham, is quickly approaching level 4 on the Norwood scale, and he's desperately trying to hide it, despite everyone clearly being able to tell. Sad, pathetic. Interesting take.  peen winterstein also for a dollar says hamley pro tip piss in your basement sump pump it doesn't use any water so it's basically free and good for the environment just ignore the urea crystals they'll go away when your basement floods very informative thank you rungled friend for five says i will donate 25 bucks in crypto if you read the kiwi dutch nationalist thread right now okay  Oh, the Dutch people want shout-outs. If you're Dutch, please come to the International Clique thread and post in Bring your own clogs party of the year. I'll read a sentence, okay. Okay.


4:32:07
Unknown_08:  So here you are. Are you Dutch? Do you speak Dutch? Do you want to engage with Dutch friends? You've got to go on the Kiwi Farms. Join the Kiwi Farms. Go to the International Clique and find this thread and post in it. Because Craig Zinza needs more friends. Okay?


4:32:39
Unknown_08: That's the commandment here.


Unknown_08:  Breadwash for five says Dick Matheson. Thank you. Chiang Kai-shek for five says God bless you. Stay strong out there. I pray everything goes well. Also, what are your thoughts on Taiwan based country or not? Do you recognize it as the true and honest China?


Unknown_08: I believe in the status quo. You know what's funny? I'm going to dodge this question with an answer. I have never seen Liz Long Jones say anything about China. Do you think that he's still like a Chinese national that hides it?  Interesting thought. Thank you. Stina Stanny for one says, you got me feeling some type of way, bro. I'm so depressed right now, dude. I might kill my elf, bro.


4:33:11
Unknown_08: Don't kill your elf. Real Adonai for 10 says, hey, Josh, how can you not like black culture? Oh, for many, many, many reasons.


Unknown_36: Hey, I got my money on Stinky Lake. I think Stinky Lake is going to do it.  I know you can race. I know you think you fast in that chair and all, but Steve, I done seen this nigga run from the police. I got a hundred on stinky leg, y'all.


4:33:45
Unknown_36:  Hey, Stinky Leg got it.


Unknown_17: Come on, y'all ready?


Unknown_36: Y'all tripping Stinky Leg by the dust of her ass. Watch. Y'all tripping. I need my money now. Come on, where your hundred at here? I got mine.


Unknown_09: Come on, y'all ready?


Unknown_36: Oh, she cheating. Go get her, Stinky Leg.


Unknown_08: Go get her.


Unknown_36: Go get her, Stinky Leg. Oh, my God.


Unknown_08: Stinky Leg fast. He wasn't lying. Stinky Leg could get away from the police. Gee.  Thank you. Interesting.


4:34:16
Unknown_08: We could have a whole Bossman universe.


Unknown_08: It's the fucking Reddit people that are fucking horrible. They suck.  My hamster is a turf for one says, if you died today, who, where would you haunt? I would haunt the CEO of MasterCard. I would show up at his bed. I would be like the grudge woman. Like he would get into bed and there'd be like a bump under the cover and you'd look under the cover and it would just be me staring at him. That's what I would do.


4:34:51
Unknown_08:  Insensitive zero for five seconds. The system is so well tailored to keep black people out of prison that boss men will keep getting away with it forever. Come on, boss man, W. It is very common.


Unknown_08: Yeah. Yeah, no, he's... Look, they don't want to put him in jail. It costs money. They don't want to do it. Thank you. Blind Oracle for $100 says, Hey, chat, check if your bank app supports setting up bill pay online. Please sign up in Super Chat if it works. Can't let the Euro trash beat the AmeriChat. I mean...  looking pretty bad you know one person one euro chad sent a thousand euros he topped up his account for like five years that's how that's how fucking base the euro chads are okay thank you very much uh hawaiian zine for five says the odds of the demon three just increased tenfold please please don't say that please don't ever joke about that ever again thank you though


4:35:26
Unknown_08:  Sneeto for once says, as someone who's into cars, Saab owners are always the very autistic enthusiasts. I'm sure. If you're deliberately buying an old Swedish car they don't make parts for anymore, you gotta be fucking weird.


4:36:01
Unknown_08: Real Donnie pretends to say, hey Josh, I think AI is getting realistic, especially regarding trunes. Okay, let's see.


Unknown_42: Your paperwork right here says you're talking to a trans woman. Is that true? Yes.


Unknown_42:  Bro, who the f*** you got me talking to, bro? Man, we f***ing s***. We f***ing s***.


Unknown_41: Alright, you have some explaining to do.


Unknown_42: This is the evidence they're talking about right here.


4:36:33
Unknown_10: Just f*** out of here.


Unknown_06: Oh, that's crazy.


Unknown_42: Oh, no!


Unknown_42:  Hey, boss, why aren't you speaking anymore? What happened? Is it cool if I upload this to your website so I can make some money? Fuck no, man. Are you crazy? Fuck no.


Unknown_08: That's very funny.


Unknown_08: Haramberger for two says, bifurcated gunt pornography. No, thank you. Kotad for five says, I wonder if PPP and Surfer will reunite to drunkenly review the gunt Scarlett sex tape. I doubt that's going to happen, but thank you.  Snito for 10 says Twitter link. Okay.


4:37:10
Unknown_08:  T.M. Boosmock, just days ago, Chad Zmock announced he wasn't drinking O-gain only to show up on MLC and hurl the racial inward in homophobes. Fuck you.


Unknown_46: Fuck you.


Unknown_44: You always love to do that. This is no wonder you vote Democrat. You sit there and make excuses. You know, you're a fucking lazy fucking nigger faggot.


Unknown_46: Don't talk to me. No, fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You're a lazy piece of shit. You have nothing.


4:37:43
Unknown_08:  Is this the Meltonverse or whatever the fuck it is? I don't know who these people are. Sorry. Thank you, though. Emperor Aardvark for 20 says, Great show, Josh. I'm glad I'm finally off on a Friday to catch this live. Five solid days. Well, thank you very much. I appreciate it. Spinglecat for two says, Josh, what would you do if these creatures started getting near your car?


Unknown_08: I mean, you got to run them over with your car. That's what you do.


Unknown_08: A woman outside Providence, Rhode Island courthouse is followed around by leftist ice watchers. I mean, just ignore them. Fuck them.  Don't get near those people, bro.


4:38:15
Unknown_08: Peen Wienerstein for one says, you need to use language mouth breathers. Understand KF is only Obi-Wan Kenobi. If you strike us down, we shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. It's very true. We are basically like Star Wars.


Unknown_08: Spurg Zerker for $50 says, have a good Friday. Thanks for the stream. Well, thank you very much. I appreciate it. Octavia Sales Rep for $20 says, I don't want to sound extreme, but I would both kill and die for the support of Kiwis. Until then, I'm kept safe by supporting the forum with cash.


4:38:46
Unknown_08:  ah sounds like radical talk there buddy i don't know about that thank you emperor aardvark for 20 says also what's your favorite spongebob episode let's hear it main um i don't know they all kind of blur together in my head you know what i mean there's not like clear episode delineations is there an episode where sandy gets really fat that would be the funniest answer it's the episode where sandy gets really fat of course


Unknown_08:  um the bugs for two says look at the replies replies to this tweet and then it's this with like different kinds of trunes passoid is just a control c control v of gin of gin why does giga passoid look clockier than passoid han that's me you just make her look too old giga passoid looks like griffith with black hair han larper  Oh no. I think you're a Glocky. I'm going to be real with you.


4:39:43
Unknown_08: Yeah, that's a Glocky. Gross. I'm going to look at Troons. I'm sick of Troons. Hydroflorolefin for 10 says, happy pizza day. I can't believe the gun really went to the corn building in Chicago after I joked about it here. Glad to finally see a Kino art from him. I know it's rare form these days, huh? Thank you.  It's smoking gun for once. So did you ever get to contacting the fat bearded guy to become a voice in eugenics? Get to it. That would be hilarious. No, I don't think he's interested, bro. And sensitive zero for five says your feminist takes are fine. Turkey Tom will likely die in a fire caused by one of the BPD woman that he liquors up and puts in his ex's dress.


4:40:16
Unknown_08: Listen, the Turkey Tom situation is now forbidden for me. Okay. I cannot comment on this. Thank you. Bunker housing for five says AI is not going to AI, but it's also not real AI.  It's pretty fucking good. I don't know what you're talking about. Thank you. Andy for five, post a video.


4:40:50
Unknown_09: That's pretty good.


Unknown_09: That's pretty fucking good.


Unknown_08: Five says, cheaps, cheaps, snork, snork, ooh, ooh, and me a rat.


Unknown_29:  Yeah, probably, buddy.


Unknown_08: Thank you. And finally, Hamster for Clayton says, I didn't get to listen to much today, but there is some money to spend on something for yourself that makes you happy. I won't even make a cheese joke. I'm getting pizza. On that note, my pizza is ready for me to pick up. I'm going to go get it. I'm not even joking. It's already ordered. It's already in the bag. I'm fucking hungry. Thank you, guys, everybody. I appreciate it. I'm feeling very optimistic at the moment. Rare, rare for me. Okay, you know how I am. Debbie Downer.  I'll see you guys on Friday. Thank you for everything. Hopefully PPP will team up and we'll do the episode thing. And until then, this is a repeat song, but you know what? It's fucking good. So we're going to be watching it. This is by Jarba the Hutt. The Gunt. Loyalty.


4:41:53
Unknown_45:  This is a prepaid call from an inmate at the county correctional facility.


Unknown_45: To accept this call, press 1 now.


Unknown_18:  Ever since the beginning You were just so different to all of these women Cause you didn't have an opinion You just did what I said in my twisted dominion You're one in a million All these other motherfuckers just act like children Oh, they love me on the kill stream But then they call me trash when I get out the building It's such a disgrace  Now they gotta turn around before I fuck up, cause they're only nice to my face. Bitch, you're bugging. I'm nobody's husband. I'm nothing. I didn't do nothing to nobody. Nothing. So how the fuck did I end up in this place? Guess a thumb in the butt ain't worth nothing but 713 days. Yeah, I whipped your ass like a slave. Then the whole world found out you were paid. I needed a name. And you had to cost him a mouthful of aids.  That's what it cost you, and I watched you break down in the courtroom Ralph could no longer support you Nigga, fuck the retort If you'll be my baby, I'll never let that abort you Gator, you're loyal, and I know you want me I know those fucking balls on my face Let me taste your loyalty Cause it's sweet and salty Your ass is sweet and salty Gator, sweet and salty I gotta get that loyalty


4:43:38
Unknown_26:  Couldn't resist getting, you know.


Unknown_34: All calls are subject to recording and monitoring except privileged attorney-client communication. Man, fuck. This is bullshit.


Unknown_45: Your call has been accepted.  You may begin your call now.


Unknown_18: Remember my favorite musician? He needs to be gunned down with some ammunition. Find whatever the fuck town he lives in. Pop that bitch nigga right in his kitchen. Hold on, Ralph. You ain't black. Can't say that to Bimble. You ain't black. Leaving off from Memphis and they gave me an N-word pass before they put the dick in my crack. I'll trade Pins of Cowboy for Brokeback. Trade a Ford truck for a coat rack. Depending on how things go, I'll trade Southern Dingo for a Mandingo. I just hope that.  You won't burn me like kerosene. I guess that's the jealousy. How they make every effort to have me. But your job's never to question me. Never to mess with me. I shake the pill bottle endlessly. Go and fetch me the Hennessy. I know for making the edible panties and ketamine. Bibble is your autistic energy to follow me to wherever Nick Fuentes be. Like a dog on the lead. But I do more than take photos of you when you sleep.  We'll see you next time.


4:45:07
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