Welcome to Bramptom – Mad at the Internet 2026-01-13

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Unknown_08: Whoa, buddy, welcome to the Kiwi Casino episode two.

Unknown_08: Now, somebody told me on the last episode that they like to listen to Josh's show to go to sleep and that PPP's yelling and screaming was not conducive to that. So we're going to do a chill show. Whoa, buddy, it's the Geektacular. We're talking about if it's brown, you better fly.

Unknown_05: we're sending ppp to fucking prison yeah buddy i'm going to jail today because i live in fucking canada i'm in danger it's not looking good folks my freedoms are under attack have you ever been in like a fight with these guys have you ever been called like a meleka like in real life

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Unknown_08: You know what? No, actually, I haven't been called a Meleka, but I did have an Indian cab driver when me and Surfer were drunk coming back from the bar, asked to touch our underwear. He was like, sir, sir, please, sir, let me touch your underwear, sir.

Unknown_06: Why?

Unknown_08: Surfer's like, what the fuck, buddy? He's like, Please, sir, I would pay you $20 to touch your underwear, sir. I'm not even fucking kidding.

0:01:25
Unknown_08: We told him to get fucked. Did he look fruited? Seriously. This is what they're like on the down low or something like this. Motherfucking guy really wanted to get into surfer's pants and touch and sniff his underwear. This is the sort of shit that we're dealing with.

Unknown_05: That's definitely like a front. Like if you said yes, he would have like groped you or something. That's how he gets his foot in the door. It's like once the hands in the pants, he can just start doing whatever the fuck.

Unknown_08: Listen, once he's touched your underwear, it's not going to end there. Are you fucking kidding me, buddy?

0:01:58
Unknown_05: holy it's like all those women that go to the Taj Mahal and then like it means like oh can I take a picture with your mom and then they do and then they're like dogs and they're like we're married oh girls oh you want to take him oh sure I guess we'll take a picture that'll be a hundred dollars

Unknown_08: No!

Unknown_05: No, not even. You don't know this? They will ask women to take pictures with them so they can put on their Facebook or whatever, their poo book, that they are married to a white woman. Yeah, like whatever social media. You don't know this? You figure they just AI it by now. You know what I'm saying? They do, but they will literally walk up to random women, especially in India, and they'll be like, can we take a picture together? I've never seen a white person before. And then some of them, there's Facebook posts where they're like, my life is ruined. My boyfriend thinks I'm cheating because this guy has pictures of us together, and they're saying that we're married and shit. Yeah, it's a thing. If you're a woman listening to this, never, ever, ever consent to being in a photo with an Indian ever for any reason.

0:02:32
Unknown_08: Never consent to them being within 10 feet of you or else your fucking vagina, Bob's vagine may be redeemed there, sir. Don't fucking do it. It's a trap. Holy Josh, you wanted to start off with your experience with Indians because a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there were no fucking Indians, right?

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Unknown_05: There were none. I had never seen an Indian person until I returned to the United States. So even throughout my trip in the U.S. Actually, that's a lie. There was one time when I was in Australia, I had curry for the first time at the request of my friend. There was a curry store, and I had vindaloo, and it was very good. It was extremely spicy and was not good for your bowels, but it was extremely good. And then I never saw another Indian again until I returned to the United States. And when I touched down in Dulles Airport, which is right next to D.C., Um, I had to wait for my luggage and I was there for like two or three hours. And during that time I saw at least, at least 10,000 Indians, like just like Pakistani, Indian, Bangladeshis, whatever the fuck, Sri Lankans, just like a mob of them constantly coming out of international, taking group photos. They all had their weird ethnic garbs and stuff. And, um, First week back in the U.S., I was so sick, I could not leave my hotel in D.C. I was actually in cold sweat, sleeping 16 hours at a time. You got the flu, buddy? Literally, whatever the fuck, I was completely... I was like an Indian, like a Native American Indian. Why not? Being exposed...

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Unknown_08: all fox yeah like just not prepared for this so i was i was to the point where i was afraid of like you know needing to call a hospital were they running the fucking luggage belt it took three hours to get your fucking luggage i've never experienced such a thing they had to put it on a different flight because they fucked it up uh in in europe they threw the bags and uh i had to wait so it was do they have indians in europe now

0:05:04
Unknown_05: Or was it blacks that messed that one up? I think my flight went from Serbia to Istanbul to D.C., so it was the Turks' fault. Yeah, it was Hassan's family.

Unknown_08: Fucked it up for me.

Unknown_08: I'm sure we could find some way to blame the Jews also. They probably own the airline or something. I'm sure they run doulas.

Unknown_05: It's their fault, too. They hired all the Indians there. Fucking Gabe. The checkout guy, he had a Nepalese flag pin on his thing. I don't know. I'm hesitant to call Nepal part of India because the Nepalese seem like the least shitty Indian subculture, at least that I can tell. Are they really Indian?

0:05:43
Unknown_08: They're like, I don't know. I thought they were like Asian Eskimos or something.

Unknown_05: The Nepalese and the Bhutanese, they're two little shitty countries that are stuck between Tibet and India, and it's like a mixture. It's like a weird mixture. They're very poor. Nepal is an extremely poor country, but they're ethnically distinct, and the British had more respect for them. They have Gurkhas and Sherpas.

Unknown_08: is my understanding of Nepal. They had, like, the Gurkha warrior class. You have two passes in Nepalese, or three, really. You can either be a Sherpa and guide fat white people up Mount Everest. You can be a Gurkha and fight in the military. Or you can move to Toronto and open a Nepalese restaurant that everybody... Bro, you have no idea how fucked it is in Canada.

0:06:16
Unknown_05: I would bet you my fucking life that there isn't a single Nepalese restaurant in Toronto ran by a Nepalese person.

Unknown_05: When I was in Australia, my roommate was a Chinese guy. So he took me to like real Chinese places. We went to Chinatown that didn't have menus in English. And we got pho or pho if you're pretentious. And it had organ meat in it, tripe and stuff. And I love it. I loved it so much. And I've tried desperately to find white tripe in pho ever since. And it's extremely hard because white people don't eat that shit. So you have to go to like real –

0:06:55
Unknown_08: Just to unpack this, notorious racist hate monger, owner of Kiwi Farms, Josh Moon, lived with an Asian person? And appreciated their culinary delicacies?

Unknown_05: I like Chinese people, and it's because I had a Chinese best friend. This is actually the guy that Liz Fong Jones sued. It was because I lived with him for like six months.

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Unknown_00: Oh, that's right.

Unknown_05: That guy, yeah. So he took me to... He took me to a real faux place and I had Oregon meat faux. He said, don't ask what's in this until after. And I was pleasantly surprised it wasn't like viscerally disgusting. It was just Oregon meat. But I've been trying to find a faux place ever since that actually has white tripe in it. And I went like an hour out of my way to try a like super high rated. No, this is a real, real faux place. And I got there and I realized it's next door to an Indian place. I'm like, oh, that's a bad sign. I go inside connected on the inside. The Indian place bought out the faux place. No. And it was shit. How did that happen? How did the Chinese lose to the Indians? That guy's a fucking disgrace to his race and his ancestors. The Asian town probably got bought out by the Indians. There's too many Indians there now, so now he's leaving. That's my guess.

0:08:01
Unknown_08: How did they get the capital for this? You figure the Chinese would have it on lock.

Unknown_05: Do you want the real answer for this?

0:08:35
Unknown_08: Go ahead.

Unknown_05: They run the Small Business Administration and they get SBA loans.

Unknown_08: How did the Chinese not run it? They run everything up here in Canada. Fuck. We're basically like half colonized by them, half colonized by India. Fuck. But I'll tell you this. I guarantee you in Toronto, we get you up here. We'll have the pho or whatever that you want.

Unknown_05: We have it all. Yeah, I bet you. I bet you. I'm taking a trip up to D.C. again. I can get you probably bat soup up here if you really fucking wanted it.

0:09:09
Unknown_08: Crazy shit out here, man. That's because they're hiding their money from the government.

Unknown_05: Well, it's just crazy.

Unknown_08: Like these motherfuckers are like openly running like magic mushroom shops up here, like totally illegal, just publicly advertising it like illegal weed dispensaries that aren't regulated by the government where you get all sorts of fucking weird shit. They have all these like unmarked weird fucking grocery stores and shit where it's like, The refrigeration standards are like felted and it like smells of fucking mold in there. They have all this weird shit that I don't even know what it is. There's a woman I saw that went to like be with her boyfriend.

0:09:44
Unknown_05: I can't remember where it was. It was those islands off the coast of Florida, Bermuda. No, not Bermuda. Bermuda is the far away one. What the fuck is it? Those those island chains right off of Florida's coast. The Florida Keys? No, no, no. Not the Florida Keys. It's a foreign country. It's right next to Florida. I don't know how I don't know this. I know it. No. It's a tiny chain of bullshit fucking islands right next to Florida. The Bahamas. The Bahamas. She went to the Bahamas where her boyfriend was. And he was a butcher and they didn't have a refrigerator. So they just had slabs of meat on the counter with like flies on it. No, that's just like

0:10:20
Unknown_08: shit that they have at these weird like Chinese markets in fucking Chinatown like it's like whoa what the fuck is this and like I don't know the police just don't do anything like they're just able to do anything like they don't have to obey you told me that the police in Canada are afraid to go after like the Indian mobs because they'll just kill them and then they can't do anything isn't it crazy that we have a somehow an Indian mob

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Unknown_05: It's crazy that they can't do anything about it is the crazy part.

Unknown_08: So there's actually a movie about the Indian mafia. Let me see if I can pull this up. What was it called? It was called like Jeep Boys or some shit like this. Like, oh, fuck. Let me see.

Unknown_05: While you're looking that up, let me tell you, I picked out where I would go to Canada if I was forced to move to Canada. I want to move to... Biba Boys. Biba Boys.

Unknown_08: Biba Boys. This is a movie came out like 10 years ago. And it's like about like it's a rise to power, but in like the Indian mafia. Yeah.

0:11:31
Unknown_04: Like GTA 4 or something?

Unknown_08: Yeah. Like, what sort of a world are we living in now? Because of all the groups on the planet, you'd think Indians would be the last to have their own fucking mafia, you know? But go ahead.

Unknown_05: What were you saying? I said if I moved to Canada, I figured out where I'd move. It's called Happy Valley Goose Bay. It's in Newfoundland.

Unknown_08: Oh, you're going to be a fucking Newfie, eh, bud?

Unknown_05: It looks nice and cold up there.

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Unknown_08: It's fucking chilly, bud. It's a fucking island, buddy, where no one fucking lives. It's a frozen fucking tundra. They all live on fucking welfare. There's no fucking jobs around the fucking pogey around there, eh? Fucking fishermen. We're all fucking fishermen for 400 fucking years off the coast there, fucking newfies. And fuck, man, there's no fucking jobs. We're all just freezing on this fucking rock, and we're all dumb as fucking rock. You know, there's a whole brand of comedy in Canada based around making fun of people from Newfoundland. You know that, right? We call them new feeds.

0:12:40
Unknown_07: And they're considered like the dumbest, most ignorant, backward, rocks for brains people in the country.

Unknown_08: But, you know, the more I think about it, the more they might just be the most based and everyone else here is just a fucking liberal faggot.

Unknown_05: Anytime people snub their nose, like people talk about like, I want to have a white country. Yeah. What the fuck do you think that means? You go to fucking Virginia.

Unknown_08: And it's all fucking white, but they're all fucking poor. It's basically an extension of like West Virginia, like up into these Appalachian mountains or whatever. And these motherfuckers, everyone out there is pretty much white. Although there's the Jeets are starting to move in and they're new. Oh, man. They got a lot of places to bury people up in Newfoundland, I bet. Oh, fuck. Do you know that's where they have the Viking settlement? They landed there in the 900s?

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Unknown_05: Yeah, the Norwegians were like the first one to come over and colonize. Yeah.

Unknown_08: 500 years before Columbus. It's some incredible fucking shit. And it's like a UNESCO World Heritage Site. And they have like, I don't know if they're the original structures or a reconstruction of the structures, but it's fucking cool. It's cool out there. So I don't know. You're heading to the Maritimes. That's exciting. Welcome to Canada, buddy.

0:13:53
Unknown_05: Well, if Canada wins the war and annexes the U.S., I was like, well, I might as well go up north. Canada's going to win the war.

Unknown_08: Do you hear these stupid, these daft cunts like signed a pact with Greenland? to guarantee Greenland's sovereignty? My fucking brother's messaging me. He's like, I don't know if this is a good thing. Apparently we pledged our military to defend Greenland. I'm like, doesn't that just give the US justification to annex us? So I don't know. We might be part of the empire very soon.

0:14:25
Unknown_05: It's just that NATO is going to pretend that it can survive without the US? This is all such a fucking cope, dude. Which central power in Europe are you guys going to lean on for your military? Is it Germany? Are you going to let Germany just run this shit?

Unknown_08: It's like this skinny prison preg that sucks cock in a dress, pretending like they don't need the protection from the torpedoes in there. Like, what do you think's going to happen exactly? It's not going to be good.

0:15:02
Unknown_05: It's like the issue, especially though, is like in Germany. Like Germany would be like the obvious choice for like not next America, but every country in Europe hates Germany. They don't have a military, do they? They have the Bundeswehr, but the issue is that the Bundeswehr has no recruitment because the entire German population has been trained from birth to hate Germany. And the new Germans also don't give a fuck. So it's like... Who are you going to recruit?

Unknown_08: Like two or three us military bases smack dab in the middle of the country to make sure they can never do shit ever again.

0:15:42
Unknown_05: Yeah. I think the famous one is, is called Ramstein, which is really, I think the band gets the name, but there's like, yeah, there's a bunch. Um, And like, I don't know. It's just the issue is like, if you don't have America running NATO, it's like who, who exactly is going to run NATO? Cause it's not going to be any of you fuckers. You guys don't like each other.

Unknown_08: Fucking funded. I mean, are you guys going to give up your cradle to grave welfare system and your universal healthcare and your fucking childcare universal program in order to fund military? I'll tell you what, they're going to give up.

0:16:13
Unknown_05: They're going to give up Greenland.

Unknown_08: They're going to bend over and grab their fucking ankles for daddy. Uncle Sam. Uncle Sam's going belt ass.

Unknown_05: As a map games enjoyer, I like Hearts of Iron 4. Oh, you're one of those faggots. As a map games enjoyer, Greenland is rightful American clay, and it always has been.

Unknown_05: Really? Which one do you play, Vicky?

Unknown_08: Well, you know, I play Civilization Revolution for Xbox 360.

0:16:46
Unknown_07: That's like the mentally handicapped version.

Unknown_08: That's about as advanced as I'll go, you know?

Unknown_04: You're just fucking trolling. Yeah, I play map games. I play Civ.

Unknown_08: I'm not a PC. gamer buddy so i play the dumbed down version of civ on 360 i love it well i can tell you with 100 certainty canada is rightful american clay it was always a part of manifest destiny i just haven't realized it yet 1812 says different buddy it's not my fault join me No, Detroit is rightful Canadian clay. General Isaac Brock fooled General Hull into surrendering. You know the story? No, I don't. So the Americans outnumbered the Canadian Patriots three to one on that day in Detroit. There was no way we could take the fort. But brave General Isaac Brock had a plan. He decided that he was going to march the soldiers double the amount of space in between them and use the woods around the fort and march them around four or five times to make it seem like the number of soldiers was like five times greater than it was. And he had this great force of native warriors. And he told General Hull, if he didn't surrender the fort right fucking now, he couldn't control these bloodthirsty, savage Native Americans. And they would scalp, kill, and rape every single person in the fort. General Hull, the cowardly bitch that he was, shot his fucking pants, surrendered the fort to a force one-third the size. That's, you know, that's the Canadian way. We burned down the White House, buddy. We burned it down.

0:18:42
Unknown_05: Listen, if you gave Americans the option, I think like four out of five would burn down the White House right now. as far as i'm concerned that's a point in you being american that's just a point in your favor it would just be a matter of marching that's what benjamin franklin said but he was wrong he would go to quebec and try and get the french to rise up against us and he did it for like 30 fucking years and he couldn't figure it out buddy

0:19:16
Unknown_08: He couldn't figure it out.

Unknown_05: He should have realized that the French are fucking lazy.

Unknown_08: They are lazy, worthless cunts. I wish he did get them to leave. Why won't they just fucking leave? These fucking frog motherfuckers. Lazy welfare state. Everything closes in Quebec at like 5. That's how it is in Europe.

Unknown_05: They don't like working past 5 and they don't like working over weekends either.

Unknown_08: Clock suckers use the European clock, Josh. They're like... It's 1300. Fuck you.

0:19:50
Unknown_06: Fuck you.

Unknown_08: It's one in the afternoon, frog. Like, we will not speak your fucking language, Anglo- motherfucker we beat you at the battle of the plains of abraham and you'll speak what we tell you to speak frog you anglo oppressor meanwhile we subsidize them we bow to their every whim we put everything in english and fucking french all over the country right meanwhile in their province everything's only in french and they treat us like the fucking ends of fucking canada when we go there it's like fuck you guys anyway that's aside that we're talking about brown people

0:20:30
Unknown_05: Which state in Canada is most conquered by India at this moment? Ontario?

Unknown_08: By a lot. Yeah, I have a whole presentation with 17 videos in it to explain the situation and how we got here. But Josh is like, we're going to scroll our medical India or something.

Unknown_05: I have a medical website that's very funny to look at. I mean, PPP overprepared. I'm a little bit surprised. So I thought it would just be funny to talk about it.

Unknown_08: I said, oh, this fat, retarded guy. He doesn't fucking know anything.

0:21:07
Unknown_04: Doesn't wake up before 2 p.m.

Unknown_08: Well, this motherfucker, I'm up until 5 in the morning doing this show. This guy is on like a normal functioning adult schedule from like 9 to 5. It's like, can you get up at 6 a.m.? No. Well, fuck, man. So here we are, 2 in the afternoon, the crack of 2 p.m. This guy gets me out of bed. Like, don't you know I'm a live streamer? This is inhumane conditions for me, dude.

Unknown_08: This is fucking cruel and unusual, man.

0:21:41
Unknown_04: And then I'm the one that's late.

Unknown_08: I'm like, oh, God, fuck. I got to wake up. It's tough. And this guy's an hour late. I could have slept another fucking hour. But here we are. I had an eye exam and Chick-fil-A to get to. An eye exam?

Unknown_05: Yeah. Are you going to be a fucking four eyes faggot soon?

Unknown_08: I have had terrible vision since as far back as I can remember.

Unknown_05: I get an annual eye exam. Pay, pay, pay. You've got glasses, motherfuckers.

0:22:17
Unknown_08: You're fat! You fat fucking sweaty slob! They're fat!

Unknown_05: Oh, and then, oh, before I forget, the second Indian encounter. So I moved back to the U.S. and I get a short-term lease because I don't know what to do for housing because I'm currently an insane person with a terrible internet footprint and no employment history and no dependable income. So it's hard to get a lease in, like, a real country where as opposed to, like, Serbia, you can just say, hey, I need a place. And then if you don't, like, pay, they just force you out at, like, gunpoint.

0:22:50
Unknown_05: But won't Google hire you? google i don't think so they hired moot no i'm not quite moot okay i'm not i'm not a gay ginger you're better than moot surely he never had to deal with quite the bullshit you deal with reputationally i think i have the worst reputation of anybody on the planet earth besides like jeffrey dahmer at this point i'm pretty up there okay shit i didn't know that you think i'm gonna be okay maybe if you're lucky and if the eye doesn't fall on you let's hope i remain obscure okay uh move back short-term lease it's basically student housing there's like a university nearby and um i i was unaware of the indian situation so i come back and everyone's indian because they're all there for that school i'm like what the fuck what the fuck is this No, it's like row housing. It's like townhouses, like very, very, very cheap constructions, just completely shit out. Poverty, gov house, fuck, yeah, yeah. And inside, so it's a two-bedroom. So I have a two-bedroom. I had one for my computer, one for me. And next door were like five Indian students living together in a two-bedroom.

0:23:44
Unknown_08: Imagine the smell of it.

Unknown_05: I didn't have to. It probably wafted in. I changed the air filter in there because I was 100% convinced that the air, the AC unit was, like, shared between the units. And I messaged the owner. I'm like, hey, just so you know, I think, you know, they have, like, a lot of smell coming over from there because of their food and stuff. And the guy was, like, just, it was a white guy that had developed that complex. And it was just like, yeah, they fucking stink. Just, like, outright. It's just like, yeah, they stink. That's always true.

0:24:18
Unknown_08: We all know up here in the Great Lake North, buddy. It's tough. If you're in an apartment complex, you better like the smell of curry, sir. And the thing is, like, it doesn't leave. Like, when they leave that apartment, the stench remains. Like, it's absorbed into the cupboards, into the carpet, everything. It's fucked.

0:24:52
Unknown_05: So I asked, like, hey, is the AC unit shared? And he was like, no, it's not. It's per unit. So the smell literally permeated through fucking drywall and insulation into my house where I lived. And so, of course, gasping for fucking air, I would open the window. And here was the real truly unbelievable thing that just immediately inspired hate is that it's a row house. So across the parking lot is another room. identical mirror version of the building. There was a group of people, like six to this building. And if anyone went in and out of that house and opened the door and then closed it, 30 seconds later, the smell would come through the window. And even though it wafted across like 10 yards into my window, it was still the worst thing I have ever fucking smelled. And it was continuous because there were so many of them living there that they would always open and close the door. So I couldn't close the door because it would suffocate me from... the drywall permeating curry smell. And I couldn't open the window because it would waft across the parking lot and hit me like over and over again. So it's like day one, sick as a dog genuinely a fear that i should call the hospital because i got curry flu then i get my housing and for like months i'm living next to these people that um and then on top of that not only do they stink there's one girl who was on her phone like 24 7 and she would walk up and down the sidewalk directly in front of where i would stream and stuff and like babbling in sanskrit on the phone just constantly every day for hours at a time and it was just like I already am sick of you. When the Josh began to hate.

0:26:27
Unknown_08: And it doesn't take much to get Josh to hate. But let me tell you, they pushed him too far. This is like a one bad day Joker or some shit like this. Josh's villain origin story as to why he now plans on sabotaging based the Vax campaign to save Ohio.

Unknown_05: Actually, I hate Vivek for a myriad of other reasons. Even if I had never had these encounters, Vivek is just like so... By the way, there's like a... I think you pronounced his name right, which is shameful. Did you call him Vivek or whatever? There's like a... Vivek. Okay, that's the American way to pronounce it. This is like the number... Vivek. Like that. It's like the super American way to pronounce it. But you know how in the movie, like... The fucking shitty Quentin Tarantino movie with the Nazis.

0:27:04
Unknown_05: Oh, you mean the greatest movie ever made? I fucking hate that fucking movie.

Unknown_08: You owe me 100 Nazi sculpts, Josh!

Unknown_05: It is like the most gratuitous Jewish porn ever. I hate that fucking movie.

0:27:37
Unknown_08: Hoffman's just fucking cranking one out.

Unknown_05: This is completely true. Quentin Tarantino's wife is Jewish, and he met her at a screening, an early screening of that movie in Israel.

Unknown_08: But he... Listen, there's a scene in one of this guy's movies where a guy sucks a big black cock for warmth in the snow.

Unknown_05: You know?

Unknown_08: Like, it's just out of hand.

0:28:09
Unknown_05: That's less gratuitous than Inglourious... I hate Inglourious Bastards.

Unknown_08: Really? You don't like Christoph Waltz, buddy?

Unknown_05: The preamble of the show up until the end of the milk scene, that's one of the finest things ever put on screen. It is really good.

Unknown_08: There's good scenes and there's some parts that fucking...

Unknown_05: They get to Brad Pitt doing the voice, the impression. And it's just like the worst fucking thing ever. And it never stops. And then it's just like Nazi torture porn. And it literally was designed to get like Jewish women in Israel wet because that's how he got married.

Unknown_08: You don't like the scene where they kill Hitler in the theater, buddy, or whatever?

0:28:44
Unknown_05: They spray him down. This Jewish bitch is going to burn you. Oh, my God. I'm clapping in the theater. I'm so happy.

Unknown_08: So good. Yes. Get those Nazis. Let's go.

Unknown_05: Let's go. The best part, though, is where they meet a guy and he's like, why do you have this Iron Cross medal? And he's like, for bravery. OK, we're going to kill you.

Unknown_07: Bring in the bear Jew.

Unknown_05: Bring in the bear Jew.

Unknown_08: Who's going to bash your brains in with a goddamn baseball bat because you won't tell us where your men are. coward like okay fuck okay comes in just fucking chewing scenery well the moral righteousness of the bastards is undisputed what you support the holocaust buddy you think that 12 million should have died josh i heard it was 18 million you gotta you gotta fat check yourself there buddy It was precisely six million, no more, no less, fulfilling the prophecy, buddy. And if you fucking question that, you deserve to rot in a cell.

0:29:20
Unknown_05: You deserve to... What's... Oh, God, I mentioned Sagittarius Shoddy, and you had no idea who she was. Should I know? Yes, she is the most famous woman from Canada.

Unknown_08: Fuck, even more than Queen Keffel's?

Unknown_05: Yes. Queen of London? She's a fat white whore who has sucked over 5,000 black chicks. Like most Canadian women? Yes. The average Canadian woman, yes. She's so famous for fucking black guys that if black people know that you fuck Sagittarius shoddy, you get labeled as a shoddy fucker and they clown on you for being a shoddy fucker.

0:30:14
Unknown_08: Isn't shoddy like a slang term from black people use for hoes?

Unknown_05: Justin Bieber used to say, shoddy is like a melody in my head.

Unknown_08: And ever since then, I haven't heard that phrase, but...

Unknown_05: It's a black people thing. And she named herself, she's a Sagittarius. So she named herself Sagittarius shoddy. You see, it's very clever.

0:30:48
Unknown_04: And then she fucked a bunch of black guys. Yes.

Unknown_05: And that's why she's notable. Yeah, she has fucked so many black people that she's become famous across Canada. I can show you 12 bitches on this block that are like that.

Unknown_08: She does OnlyFans also. Okay, so do 10% of women between the ages of 18 and 25, right?

Unknown_05: Oh, my God. One of the first things that ever happened when I came back to the U.S., I was in a hotel and I was in an elevator and there was this ratchet, ratchet, white, smoking, old hoe. And she had a T-shirt that had the OnlyFans logo on it and her URL. And I was in the elevator and I was staring at this shirt. Like, is she actually walking around in public advertising her fucking OnlyFans? And she saw that I was looking. And I guess she, like, smiled. Like, she thought she got another customer. Whereas I was, like, in disbelief that this is the level of society.

0:31:31
Unknown_08: She profiled you as the average customer. That's not good, bro.

Unknown_07: That's not good. I was flustered. I'm sure I get profiled the same way.

Unknown_08: fuck that's grim buddy she's like yeah that's gunner bait bill all day long fuck let's go is it aaron burr on the 10 or is it hamilton on the 10 who's on the 10 how the fuck would i know in the u.s it's jefferson you fucking ingrate jefferson on the 10 oh wait no i don't think it is

0:32:28
Unknown_08: Maybe.

Unknown_07: Who the fuck's on the 10?

Unknown_08: Hold on. We don't even know. So I'll just tell you the story of the Canadian $10 bill because it's kind of why I brought this up. Okay. So on the Canadian $10 bill, we used to have our first Canadian prime minister, John A. McDonald, right? Uh-huh. So it makes sense, you know, but then we were told that he's a white supremacist. So they removed him from the $10 bill and put a black woman named Viola Davis or some shit who is our version of Rosa Parks because she went to the movie theater and sat in the white person section.

0:33:06
Unknown_07: So that's now Viola Desmond.

Unknown_07: Desmond is a Jewish name.

Unknown_08: So you're telling me a black Jew is on the $10? I didn't think I could feel any worse about it than I already did.

Unknown_05: But that's what Josh Moon does.

Unknown_05: Okay, listen, it's Hamilton.

Unknown_08: Yeah, fuck, I was right!

Unknown_05: There was a duel between Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr.

Unknown_08: Or some shit like this. Yeah.

Unknown_05: All I know is that Jefferson opposed the central bank.

0:33:40
Unknown_08: You also have a black person on the $10 bill because Alexander Hamilton is black.

Unknown_04: Don't you? Sure.

Unknown_08: Alexander Hamilton.

Unknown_05: That's what's funny. If you're referencing fucking the musical Hamilton, buddy, that's a bad sign. I've never seen that shit. Why the fuck have you seen that shit?

Unknown_08: No King George's banger song. Empires fall, but together we'll be through it all. Cause when push comes to shove.

Unknown_07: Why have you watched this?

Unknown_04: So I've actually... I'm sussy.

0:34:18
Unknown_08: I'm a big musical theater enjoyer, Josh.

Unknown_07: I love musicals.

Unknown_08: You didn't think that he is a musical enjoyer? Although, to be honest, I've never actually watched Hamilton start to finish. But before every Keno Casino, I listened to the King George song from Hamilton to fire myself up, buddy. It's like my fight song. What?

Unknown_04: I can never tell when you're bullshitting. That sounds like it's both real and complete fucking bullshit.

Unknown_08: Buddy, you gotta watch it. It's quite the performance. I'm not watching fucking Hamilton. No, just watch the one song from it with the white guy. So by the way, Hamilton, just to let you know, Josh, is a rendition of the founding of America, right? But all the founding fathers are black.

0:34:52
Unknown_08: The only white person is the villain, King George, who is betrayed by a white guy and is the show stealer of the entire production. I thought that it was just made black recently.

0:35:29
Unknown_05: Has it always been black?

Unknown_08: In the musical Hamilton?

Unknown_05: Yeah, I thought that Hamilton was really old and it has always been white people and they made it black.

Unknown_08: Oh, I don't know if it existed for a long time. I just know that like about 10 years ago, they made this musical called Hamilton where all the founding fathers are black. And what's going to be crazy is in 100, 200 years, everybody will just believe that all the founding fathers were black because this is going to be the most popular form of culture in the future is this musical. And you'll never even know because there'll be no books and everything will be digital and it will all be changed.

0:36:00
Unknown_05: We found this historical document. We can prove that all the founders are black.

Unknown_08: Yeah.

Unknown_05: Okay.

Unknown_08: We're off the rails.

Unknown_05: We're really off the rails.

Unknown_08: We're flowing here. People like that. I don't know. I don't know if it's flowing like shit or flowing like fine wine. I don't know. I don't know.

Unknown_05: Let me tell you about Vivek and why I despise him. Do you know about the Christmas crash out? No, of course not.

Unknown_08: So let me tell you. Let me tell you. Okay.

Unknown_04: Okay.

Unknown_08: So Vivek appeared during these worthless GOP primary debates, right?

0:36:43
Unknown_04: Yes. Where it was like the kiddie table where Trump just big-dogged all of them.

Unknown_08: He was like, you're all losers and bums, and I don't have to actually talk to any of you, and you're all going to kiss my ring anyway. Get fucked. But Vivek was like the white man's hope for a hot minute. I remember like avowed white nationalists standing and being like, you know what? He may be brown, but I stand with Vivek. He makes some good points. You know, he's defending the white man and he's the most based person on stage ever. And I guess it was technically true. Like he was saying probably the most base things, but it was like, there's a stench to this, you know? And I remember he was like always sucking Trump's ass and angling for the vice presidency. And if you remember, there was a big push for him to be vice president. I even remember like Nick Fuentes saying, Saying that Vivek was based and that he might be vice president and stuff like this. And he had rising stock in the party and he was favored for like a big cabinet position and all this. And then, as you're about to tell us, the Christmas meltdown happened, right?

0:37:53
Unknown_08: Yeah, I want to say...

Unknown_05: Yeah, it happened in 2024. He posted a message where effectively, and you could say that it has some merit to it, but the issue is that he's saying it. So it just sounds like the most condescending shit ever. The effective message of what he's saying is that Americans don't strive overall for exceptionalism. And they venerate mediocrity is the line that's like really stands out. It basically came across as like a virgin Indian seething that the football jock Chad gets all the pussy and success in life.

0:38:36
Unknown_08: Yeah. Sir, sir, you should have to go to engineering school, sir. It's not right that you're making all this money at the car dealership and you're happy with your wife, sir. No, sir.

Unknown_05: That's the real thing that pisses me off. is that what he's effectively saying is that the American dream deserves to be bought by anybody who has enough money or enough, like, educational, like, credentials to justify it. And anyone who's just, like, normal and, like, if you, like, dig graves for a living, like, you don't deserve it because you suck. You're mediocre. And it's just, like, extremely... And it inspires hatred because his family, if you don't know, is from India. Obviously, he's a first generation American. He came over. He's a literal anchor baby. His mother came over pregnant and gave birth in the U.S. and in Ohio.

0:39:09
Unknown_05: And her family inherited a literal feudal farm with serfs. They own serfs in India, in Kerala or whatever, where his family's from. So he, yeah, no, literally. And that land was given to her. So you want to talk about merit. She got the farm from royalty in India because she is Brahmin. And as he explains in his book, woke ink, um, his family is, no, there's not actually a book called woking.

0:39:43
Unknown_08: That's like the most generic Griff book of all time. Well, somebody else probably ghost wrote it for him. Let's be real.

Unknown_05: There's no fucking way that anyone would write this shit. I believe he wrote it because I actually bought a used copy and I'm going to read through it. But the excerpts I've seen and then I've proven, look, it's not a hallucination. It's not fake. I've proven through like Google citations and stuff. It's part of the book. So I'm going to read through it. But the part that was clipped out and posted, he explains that he's Brahmin. His thing is like a critique about wokeism and why merit is better. And he's actually using this as a negative example. But what he says is that his family is Indian. His mother naturalized. His father never did. So he could retain his assets in India. So they still have like millions of dollars worth of shit in India. Um, and he's a dual national, so he can go back anytime that he wants to. And he took frequent trips there. And when he lived there, um, there's actually a mansion that he lived in with his family. And since he's Brahmin and it's the highest caste, he explains that he is a part of the enlightened education class that sits even above Kings and royalty and nobility. So the reason why his family owns a feudal farm is that a feudal King does granted his mother this feudal farm as a gift, as an indulgence to the Brahmin, as a tithe to them because he is below the Brahmin class that he's a part of.

0:40:53
Unknown_08: What sort of fuck shit are we dealing with here? And this is like a serious problem here now in Canada is that they bring all of their like petty tribal and regional conflicts because we look at all of them and we're like, oh, these guys are all Indian. They're all the same. Yeah. They don't fucking view it that way. And we're having like terrorists now in Canada that are like, my Calistani region needs to be free and all this fucking weird. So we're having clashes in the streets between different types of Indian that are like fighting each other in protests and parking lots and shit. I'm just like, I don't want to have to know this shit. I shouldn't have to know anything about the caste system. I shouldn't have to know anything about these different regions. But here we are. We all have to learn about this shit now. We can't exist in our blissful ignorance anymore. It's tough. It's tough.

0:42:08
Unknown_05: But he went on to explain that in his house where his servants would attend, they couldn't enter through the same door as him. So Brahmins could enter through the door, but the Dalits in the lower class that attended to him had to go through side doors. And he even specifically says the side doors were by the cow. So the servants had to walk past their cow because, of course, they are Indian, so they just own cows there. at their house you think that they would the low classes wouldn't be allowed near the god that is the cow well they have to take care of the cow the brahmin aren't going to take care of the cow but the the cow is god isn't the cow above the brahmin i think these motherfuckers have a cow walk into the middle of the road and just traffic stops for an hour

0:42:41
Unknown_08: It's like, what are we going to do? There's a cow. What are we going to do? The cow is a gift, I think. Okay. I don't know. It might all just be ignorance, you know?

Unknown_05: Maybe they have to walk around the cow in a special way to get past it. They have to, like, bow past it.

Unknown_08: Yeah.

Unknown_05: I shared on Twitter, I shared a story that I found. I was bored. My new hobby is to talk to Gemini in the car. So I was talking to Gemini. I was like, who do they hate the most in India? And they told me the story of this guy called General Dyer, who was part of the British occupation of India in the early 1900s.

0:43:37
Unknown_05: And they had passed a law to suppress nationalist movements. In retaliation, the Hindus gang raped a British woman. As they do. Was there an iron rod involved? No. Not that I know of. She was beaten and raped. I'll never forget that, Alex.

Unknown_08: They're raping women with a non-foot iron rod, Josh. Did you ever hear that rant from him? It was fucking insane. I'm okay. Fuck. Okay. Shit. No, I haven't.

Unknown_05: Sorry. Look it up. She was gang raped.

0:44:14
Unknown_05: right gang rape um and left broken on the side of the road with the british founder so the same day uh uh general dire ultimate nightmare isn't it for you josh like indians gang rape you and then it's the british who come to save you it's a bad day how your savior is the british go ahead She wasn't even just like a woman. She was a Christian missionary and she was a doctor. So they like raped the doctor that was trying to like help the poor and suffering of India. And then so when the British founder, the general, ordered a massacre, basically, he surrounded like a public park market and just ordered open fire until they ran out of ammunition. And according to their official estimates, 397 died, but the Indian Library of Congress says that over 1,000 died in the massacre. And at the time, contemporaneously, the governor of India even sent him a telegram saying he did the right thing and that you've suppressed the nationalist movement. But then because of the backlash from liberals at the time in the UK, Churchill was the secretary of state at the time, denounced him and stuff. But to this day, he's the most reviled man in Indian history, not just because of that, but because after the massacre, he put soldiers where they found her body and made a rule that if you were a Hindu and you wanted to walk past this part of the road, you had to crawl on your hands and knees for 200 yards. You couldn't walk. And he said the reason why is he had observed that they pray to their gods on their hands and knees like that. And he wanted to make it clear that a British woman was to be venerated as highly as any Hindu god, which... put seething them. That is so fiery hot that a hundred years later, they still see that about it. So maybe perhaps I'm saying that they do have to walk on hands and knees around the cows to the door before they can walk into it.

0:46:04
Unknown_08: I think that it adds up to be honest. I think that makes sense. OK, so Vivek has all these slave people in his house.

Unknown_05: Well, he explains that they're not slaves like in the American sense. They recognize that they are Dalit and therefore they owe service and obligation to the people around them. So there's no hard feelings because they're Dalits.

0:46:37
Unknown_08: Right. There's no hard feelings when black people pick cotton either. That was their role.

Unknown_05: No, no, no, no. That's white man being evil. The Dalits understand that that's just the way of the world. Okay. That's how he explains it. And then he goes on to say that one other thing that was really hilarious to me is that he wears a magic thread.

Unknown_05: under his clothes because brahmin are supposed to wear this thing that's like a magic the magic thread it's called a divine thread is what it literally translates to and they have to wear it no it's like a divine thread it's like mormon underwear yes exactly he wears the divine thread and he wears it because there's a special purpose to this thread um they actually depending on the region they actually will bless cars and stuff with divine thread too but he wears it because he's brahmin And he wears it for a special reason. Back in the day when they went to bathhouses to clean, the magic divine thread would indicate, even when he was nude, that he is a higher caste than everybody else around them. So the purpose of the thread was to, even when completely naked, to indicate that he's better than everyone around him.

0:47:32
Unknown_08: You'd think that you could tell just by looking at them if they're so racially superior. It's a caste, it's not a race.

Unknown_08: what how does this because i my understanding of it is it's like a racial system where there's like it's like the design i think that um in practice it's not strictly race but i think practically over time it has become a thing where like the fairer skin people are like the upper echelon for whatever reason it's funny how that works

0:48:20
Unknown_05: Yes.

Unknown_08: It seems like it's always the lighter skin, like the lighter skin blacks were the house slaves. The darker ones were in the field.

Unknown_05: Well, even in Europe, it was like a sign that the fair skin ladies were the ones that spent their time inside. They weren't out in the fields and stuff like that.

Unknown_08: I guess that's just human nature to prefer fairer skin. I'm doing well then. I think we're, we're both pretty fucking the sun and fucking months, you know, so it's good.

0:48:52
Unknown_05: It's high status to stay inside on the computer all day.

Unknown_08: We're winning.

Unknown_05: Okay. There's one more, um, super special, funny thing about this. It's like one page of his book. That's just so full of funny shit. But the, the real punchline is the magic divine thread is called a poonal.

Unknown_08: Fuck off.

Unknown_05: p-o-o-n-a-l it's my superior poonal thread bow to the poonal it's like a urinal but it's a poonal these fucking sick freaks poo in a urinal josh what's going on i literally shot in the street i'm very very very convinced that um The word poo in one of their dialects means divine. So they actually worship poo? I'm pretty sure.

0:49:32
Unknown_08: That's what you're trying to tell me. Is this really? Remember the poo festival? Did you see this shit?

Unknown_05: Of course I saw the poo festival. You were all over it.

Unknown_08: You were day one. It was appointment viewing for Josh.

Unknown_05: He's like, let me pour myself a fine glass of wine, put together the cheese board, invite my friend, and we're going to watch the poo festival. It was an urgent situation. Someone came over to my house and tapped me on the shoulder and was like, the poo festival video is on YouTube. You have to watch it.

0:50:09
Unknown_08: um dude that's it's like the tomato shit in spain but with poo that's like culture though that's like like cool i know it's cinematic it's keno well it was cinematic the poo festival it was like 4k it was quite impressive i couldn't believe it was real Hey, you just got to wonder, it's like, what are our countries going to be like in 20 years? Well, is it going to be like the poo festival in Indianapolis? Fuck. Dayton, Ohio poo throwing festival. Like if you guys elect the VAC, I'm telling you, you guys in Ohio are fucked. You're going to be doing poo throwing festivals in Columbus, Dayton. Fuck, Cuyahoga County is going to be browner than it is now. Shit.

0:50:41
Unknown_05: Yeah, that's just his background, by the way. That's him in India. Like, that's how he was treated. He came over to the United States. And you know where he went? You want to guess where he went to high school? Just like as a general guess, what kind of high school he went to? A private school? Of course. You know what kind of private school?

0:51:16
Unknown_08: A Hindu private school?

Unknown_05: A Catholic private school. He went to St. Xavier's in Cincinnati and as a Hindu person attended and never converted or deconverted. He remains staunchly Hindu. What you're saying is this is all a papal psyop and the dirty Catholic papists are responsible for all this. Well, St.

Unknown_08: Xavier is even Jesuit explicitly, so... i knew it i knew it was the goddamn jesuits every fucking time talk about the jq they're doing the wrong j it's the jesuit question buddy we need this is i've been paid by gabe to do we need to stop talking about jews and start talking about jesuits damn it and the irish they're running everything buddy we gotta do something these damn irish catholics dude

0:52:10
Unknown_05: They ran all the banks. It's true. They didn't, um, they didn't manage to convert him. So instead, uh, I've always theorized that he felt very alienated at his high school surrounded by like, because the, as a, he was shoved in a locker by a fucking Jesuit chat. Yeah.

Unknown_08: That's what fucking happened. This based Catholic fucking chap. He's plowing all these loose Catholic bitches left and right. I should have the Catholic bitches, sir. Where I come from, I have servants and slaves. You're nothing but dirt beneath my shoes, Catholic. Shut the fuck up. Get in the locker, bitch. I'm on the fucking football. Is that what happens to the villain origin story?

0:52:43
Unknown_05: That's my theory, because St. Xavier's, as a nonprofit, they also have a pretty merit-based way of getting in. So if you were a poor person, but you had great academic records, they would let you in to St. Xavier's at a reduced cost. So they had people that were just like country bumpkins that were... high IQ and doing well academically as part of their program. So, you know, chances are he was surrounded by like a proper vertical slice of Ohio culture and was just exposed to all these people that he snubbed his nose down. Cause that was the thing. I spoke to someone who went to his high school. I've got the high school bully lore and, um, stop. No, for real. People come out of the woodwork to talk to me about how much they hate me. No. The high school bully lore?

0:53:25
Unknown_08: Okay.

Unknown_05: I know a guy that went to school with him, and he said that he thought his shit did not stink. And what was very frustrating is that he's genuinely an intelligent person. He's very high IQ. He has a lot of processor powers, how he described it. But he is socially awkward. You don't have to say. doesn't know how to communicate with people well. And, but he's also extremely arrogant and hard to get along with because he knows he's smart. So he treats everyone like shit. And, uh, everyone tell all the teachers, of course, like, wow, you're so smart. You can be anything you want. So he just like constantly had his ego inflated and, uh, you know, it just became insufferable. Um, and then after he went to high school as a, as a true middle American merit based, you know, salt of the earth, just like you and I, he went to Harvard to get a biology for your diploma. And then he went to Yale to get his JD and become a lawyer. Look,

0:53:57
Unknown_08: Pick one or the other. You can't do both Harvard and Yale. This is fucked, buddy.

0:54:35
Unknown_05: Two Ivory League degrees. And he's trying to tell people that he's like anybody else from Cincinnati. He's just like us.

Unknown_08: He rose from nothing. This is the American dream, buddy. Merit-based.

Unknown_05: Came from nothing. Came from a small little hereditary plantation in India. Born in Cincinnati in the slums, the ghetto, the Indian ghetto. Went to a private school, got two ivory degrees. And I guarantee you the reason why he's so successful is that he met a bunch of people at these two different universities, you know?

0:55:09
Unknown_08: Well, yeah.

Unknown_05: And then he met, I want to say he met J.D. Vance in Yale. And probably through Usha, if I had to guess. So if you wonder, my theory that why Trump keeps endorsing him is that he's friends with J.D. And J.D. is never going to, like, disavow him because of that. So we're just stuck dealing with Trump endorsing him. And, like, people in Ohio, you know, they love Trump. Trump won there, I think, plus 11. So it's like if Trump says to vote for Vivek, you're fighting uphill to get them to not vote.

Unknown_08: Well, it's turned from I remember watching the elections growing up. It was a big toss up state. You know, a lot of the times in 2004, it decided the election and it could go one way or the other. And I think it went for Obama both times, didn't it? Yes. And then in 2016, massive red wave. And it's never been competitive since. Same thing with Florida. These were two states that were toss up states are now ruby red states.

0:55:43
Unknown_05: I remember during the election when we streamed it together, I remember the moment where I was looking at the map of Florida because Florida has two time zones and the east comes in before the west an hour before Florida. And usually the way that it goes that the east is kind of blue because you got Miami-Dade there. And usually it's like right. It's like usually like 48 percent for for Republicans. And then you're wondering, is the panhandle going to be red enough to flip Florida to overcome? Yeah. And I remember looking at it with you. I'm like, the east is like plus five Trump. That shouldn't happen. That should not happen.

0:56:17
Unknown_08: I think it was almost every county was carried by. Was it every county? He won every county in Florida besides like Miami. Yeah, I think it was only Miami-Dade that might have stayed blue. It was a total domination. Unbelievable. And so I really think that whoever has the Trump endorsement They're kind of bulletproof in these states, in the GOP primaries at least. But Vivek is such a fumbler, as we're going to see. And I think part of why, you know, I really don't know if Trump is going to stick with this guy, because one of the biggest champions of Vivek was Elon. And it was really Elon signal boosting Vivek and talking about, we need to root this disease out of the party of nativism, root and stem, remember? That really turned that into such a big controversy. And now Elon's persona non grata in the White House, a lot has changed in a year, hasn't it? Like now he's saying that Trump was diddling fucking in the Epstein files and all this fucking shit. Did they though?

0:57:29
Unknown_04: That's what they said.

Unknown_08: Well, I haven't seen him around. Remember, Elon used to give these rambling like 30, 40 minute. It felt like 40 minute speeches where Trump was just like trying not to go to fucking sleep. It was like the cringiest shit in the fucking world, man. I don't know. But I feel like Trump is really good at reading a room and seeing which way the wind blows. And the wind is blowing against Vivek, isn't it? At this point, it feels like he is losing head to head against Amy Acton in early polls to the point where he's having to ask his like put out newsletters like, hey, the poll just came back and said that Acton is winning, which should be impossible because not only is she Democrat, she's

0:58:03
Unknown_05: She was the health secretary of Ohio during COVID to the point where people were like walking around her house in public with weapons like strapped around their back, just like walking up and down the sidewalk in front of her house to like intimidate her without doing any kind of criminal activity that they could pitch them on, which kind of ended COVID lockdowns in Ohio. So she's that unpopular. And it's like you can't get people to vote for Vivek because he's just so unlikable. And so I did a thing, I talked about my podcast, where I went, I set up a site just called new.gop with the explicit intention. Because I sat down and I thought, how the fuck did this guy get the nomination? Or sorry, the endorsement a year, a full year before the primary was supposed to happen. They endorsed him officially. in May 2025, which is a year before the 2026 primary for the GOP in Ohio. Like, how did this happen? And the answer is there's a guy called Alex Triantafilou, who is a Greek first-generation immigrant, and he is buddy-buddy with Vivek because Vivek met him when Vivek was 17, and supposedly they stayed in touch or something. So Alex is a big, fat asshole that is really well-known in Ohio's GOP.

0:59:29
Unknown_08: Yeah. Well, I like the sounds of that.

Unknown_05: They call him Fat Alex.

Unknown_05: Oh, okay. Yeah, I can get on board with that. And he is a partner in counsel, which is a weird title because usually you're either a partner, which means that you own part of the law firm, or you're in counsel, which means that you work with the law firm. Partner in counsel kind of implies that he owns it in part, but also doesn't really work there day to day. And they even advertise on his portfolio, like resume page on, on Dinsmore that he has excellent GOP connections in Ohio. So his entire part is to, to get money flowing to Dinsmore. And, uh, people reach out to me in Kentucky cause I talked about Dinsmore in my podcast and they said that, uh, Dinsmore represents Amazon and they're bulldozing neighborhoods to put Amazon warehouses, um, as close as 50 feet to residentials that are already built there in Shepherdsville, uh, Kentucky and the packages will come fast. Well, the packages will come fast. And so will the Somalis. Uh, there's a bunch of Somalis who live there now with blue Amazon vests. So, you know, they work for Amazon and there are so many Somalis. There are actually pictures of the Amazon.

1:00:47
Unknown_08: Somebody's got to ship the fucking Amazon packages.

Unknown_05: It can't be the people in Kentucky.

Unknown_08: No. They won't do it, buddy. They worked in fucking coal mines and shit, but I guess the Amazon Fulfillment Center, it's just too lowly for white people.

Unknown_05: Too complicated for them. So there's actually signs that people have taken pictures of written in Somali. They're like, watch your step. Because the people there are so fresh from Somalia, working in those Amazon warehouses they're building. Okay, I gotta ask, whose fucking idea was it to bring in Somalians?

1:01:18
Unknown_08: You know? Who did this?

Unknown_05: The... The issue is that the American economy relies on 2% inflation and continuous growth. Otherwise, the boomer is 401k goes down, and when that happens, the country is set on fire. So they will do literally anything to do this, and they accomplish this by importing foreign labor and then depressing wages. No, I get that, but why Somalians?

1:01:55
Unknown_08: Couldn't we get anybody else? The Somalians have contributed literally nothing. Do they have even one invention, one cultural achievement? Can you name a Somalian celebrity? If you ever talk to somebody and they're like, oh, dude, African food is so good.

Unknown_05: I went to this Ethiopian restaurant and I ate this curry.

Unknown_08: Do you see this poor politician that was made to eat? super required that's the mayor of minneapolis he's trying to do a photo op eating somali food he's like viscerally like or visibly like grimace yum yum but it's like the best the best part laughing they know it tastes like shit and they're laughing at him you know the best part is that as he's like he's like using his spoon to like push food around but literally never like scoops it up and puts it back down like he never takes a second bite it's like a child vegetables pushing it trying to hide it oh i really like shifting it around to make it look like they ate some yeah what a disaster what a humiliation i don't know where that somalian shit came from like fuck bring in the chinese bring in the mexicans fuck bring even in the indians fuck Like, there's no need for these fucks. Why? Like, shit. At least fucking Indians have curry. It tastes good. Chinese people invented gunpowder and fucking paper money and all sorts of fucking cool shit. You know, Somalians have nothing. We're like, yeah, bring in these people who the one thing they're known for is being pirates in the 2020s. Shit. Okay.

1:03:27
Unknown_05: Great. I mean, that's like Somali food. But the other thing that's like a meme with like retards is Ethiopian food. And if you don't know, their food is like this slop. It's a big deal in Toronto. That's fucking gross. I've seen it. I've never had it. It's like this slop on the plate that you have to eat with your hands by using like this fermented dough. That you use as like a little catcher mitt to make like little pinches of food. And it's just like, it's like the most unappetizing looking slap I've ever fucking seen. But people pretend it's like the best shit ever.

1:04:00
Unknown_08: Well, maybe it is. How do you know? I'll take you, buddy, in Toronto to the spicy Ethiopian, buddy. This is five-star gourmet. All of the elite in Toronto, they line up for this shit. It's a big deal, dude. Are you joking? We have the spicy Ethiopian, buddy.

Unknown_04: Oh, my God.

1:04:37
Unknown_08: Oh, buddy.

Unknown_04: Okay, let's see. Whoa, buddy.

Unknown_05: It's got 472 five-star reviews, Josh.

Unknown_05: It only has one review on TripAdvisor. What is this?

Unknown_08: It's a scam.

Unknown_05: There's so many.

Unknown_08: Yeah, there's so many of these fucking places.

Unknown_05: It's like a phony... Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a phony super high... Where they do the plating all fancy. Yeah. I'll get you a table.

1:05:10
Unknown_08: I have the connections. I want to put this on the screen.

Unknown_05: I fucking begged him to come to Toronto just to show him.

Unknown_08: He has no clue. It's fucked here. It's grime, bro. Do you know that every public school has a pride flag? And most of them have a trans flag flying as well. At every public school. The kids, they're like 5 to 13. It's crazy, dude.

Unknown_05: What's wrong with Canada?

1:05:43
Unknown_08: Oh, well, it all started at the Battle of the Plains of Abraham when we decided to let French people keep their rights from that moment on. I thought Quebec was like the most conservative area.

Unknown_08: Well, for them, they are, but not for everyone else. You see, they only care about them. But they have a weird mentality where they believe that as long as you speak French, doesn't matter what color you are, what religion you are, you're just as French as them. But if you speak English, you're the N. you know, and you're the lowest of the low and you deserve nothing but scorn and humiliation and death. That's what they believe. And so Canada was founded on the idea of being bicultural and we're going to have respect for the, and that was once that foot was in the door, it was a slippery slope from there. Then suddenly everybody's Canadian or whatever.

1:06:22
Unknown_05: Well, in human nature, if you're a bi and you're female, you're just straight but want attention. And if you're male and bisexual, you're just gay and pretending.

Unknown_08: Well, that's what French people are, gay and pretending like they matter. But somehow people listen to that. So, anyway.

1:06:56
Unknown_05: Okay. That's...

Unknown_05: Where was I off to?

Unknown_08: The Ethiopian restaurant diversion? This show's really not going how we planned, is it? That's okay.

Unknown_03: I hope people are still listening to this crap.

Unknown_05: People, people just want the content. Okay. They want to, they want to listen. You may, this is like the meme with people listen to my thing is like it's Friday and they're working and I just want some shit to listen to that might be funny to get through the work day. That's the real secret. I don't know why you're aiming to make background noise slop basically because nobody really cares.

1:07:34
Unknown_05: Kind of. I mean, that's basically everything I listen to. Like, Red Letter Media feels like that kind of thing, where it's like you listen to them talk about VHS tapes, and it's like, okay. But it's funny. It's comfy.

Unknown_08: I hope it's comfy cozy.

Unknown_08: I'm trying not to scream as much and ring bells.

Unknown_08: Yeah, exactly. You have to keep it mellow, like, whoa, buddy. Whoa, buddy. Listen to the sultry tones of whoa, buddy. Whoa, buddy, ASMR.

1:08:07
Unknown_05: Hopefully it doesn't ruin the vibe on the mainstream. You get up and you're like, whoa, buddy. You're like, what the fuck? I'm not dropping a 50-pack on this.

Unknown_08: We need big support, guys. Josh is struggling out here. Fuck, having to live with Indians and shit. It's tough. Life is suffering.

Unknown_07: I'll tell you, I have one really positive Indian anecdote.

Unknown_08: People are like, oh, you're so against them. I go to this subway. There's this one Indian guy there and he remembers me and he remembers my order. He remembers everything and he puts it together every time. So good. And I'm like, wow, you're the best bro. And it's like, you know, there are good ones. They are out there. He's like the exceptional Indian guy. He remembers every subway order. He knows me by name. There's on, on, on, uh,

1:08:42
Unknown_05: On an individual level, there are always good people in every group. The issue is, is that that guy then goes home with his subway money and donates a percentage of it to a Hindu temple that then builds a giant monkey man statue that shoots out flame from his eyes directly across the street from where you live. You know what I mean? It's like, that's the issue.

1:09:16
Unknown_08: Sounds like a paranoid schizophrenic right-wing fantasy, buddy. Do you want me to, do you want me, is that my cue to like bring up the giant monkey man statue in Texas? Is there a giant monkey man statue that shoots fire?

Unknown_05: You don't know about the monkey man statue?

Unknown_08: No, I don't fucking know. I thought she was just a schizophrenic.

Unknown_05: You know about the fucking monkey? There's no way you don't know about the monkey.

Unknown_08: What sort of shit are we talking about? You didn't even know what Hamilton was.

Unknown_05: you uncultured philistine what everybody knows everyone knows about the american monkey statue erected in texas what the fuck how was it literally how's it possible oh buddy i don't know man i guess i'm sleeping i've never noticed the squirrel at the bottom see the squirrel oh wow why is there a little squirrel there I don't know. What's the significance of the squirrel?

1:10:22
Unknown_08: I had no idea that they venerated squirrels.

Unknown_05: That squirrel is like the size of like five adults standing on top of each other. You know what?

Unknown_08: You're kind of starting to sell me on these Indians coming. If they're going to build cool shit like this, fucking 30 foot tall golden squirrel God, buddy.

Unknown_05: I'll tell you the most offensive thing is that the largest Hindu temple, I think in the world is in New Jersey.

Unknown_08: What were they thinking? This is what's strange to me is they just go to these shitholes like fucking Canada. It's frozen. Fucking New Jersey. It's gross. Like, The massive, majestic Hindu temple. Holy shit. We do have shit like this in Toronto. They do build stuff like this. The Buddhists also build stuff like this, too.

1:10:53
Unknown_05: What's so fucking offensive about this to me is that that's built with marble. Like how DC is built in this Neo-Greek.

Unknown_08: My question, yeah, I know. DC is like, you motherfuckers really think you are Rome. The library of Congress. It was one of the most mind blowing buildings I've ever fucking been in. God damn it. Every time I've been to DC, it was on fucking Monday and it's closed on Monday.

1:11:28
Unknown_05: I'm going to go see that fucking library.

Unknown_08: It's fucking amazing. I've never been to like Europe, like the Vatican, but I imagine like, or the parthenon i imagine it's something like this this might even be grander than that like you almost feel like clouds are gonna form and start raining down from above like i remember reading about you remember like hitler had the plan to build the giant fucking dome that was so big that's what i felt like i was fucking standing in it was fucking crazy dude but yeah why can't we build shit like this anymore like why do indians have to come and build shit like this What's going on?

1:12:13
Unknown_05: It's an issue with civic participation. They did a study probably about 20 plus years ago where they looked at how people engage with their society around them, their immediate local civilization. And they discovered that as the amount of diversity increases, people don't engage their civics as much as they used to. They don't vote as often. And they also found it very perplexing that not only do white people not engage in civics as much, black people don't either. The more black a society is, the more likely they are to engage in clubs and nonprofits and church and stuff. But the more mixed that it is, the less that everybody participates in anything. So they discover that mixed societies and the cope of the guy that conducted this, the sociologist, was that this is a temporary thing and it's like a smoothing over transitioning period. And then once it irons out to multicultural communist paradise, everything's fine. And it might take a couple decades. That's how they concluded.

1:12:45
Unknown_08: Maybe we just deserve to lose and go extinct and then the Indians will build these wonders.

Unknown_05: It does feel like that sometimes, but then you realize how fucking brown and gross they are. The real issue is that like... when you see how they run their societies and how much they hate white people it's like you might as well just blow your brains out what's your hot new meme that's like uh the jizz raw or what what is it the fucking oh their their social system i know the jizz raw is like the islamic submission tax right what's the what's the hot new meme you've got oh is that

1:13:22
Unknown_08: Is that what you're referring to?

1:14:02
Unknown_05: Yes. Muslims learned this 1,000, 1,500 years ago, and they just put a tax on all the people. Okay, well, you're totally free to be non-Muslim, but you owe us 15%.

Unknown_08: You want to be a Christ fag? It's going to cost you 15%. So you have the freedom.

Unknown_05: We're not going to encroach on your society or whatever. And everyone's like, fuck, I don't like taxes. I guess Allahu Akbar. I'm going to convert to Islam. Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!

Unknown_08: You get on your magic carpet. You go for a fucking ride at the voodoo. You wash yourself.

1:14:39
Unknown_05: Well, it is what it is. In Indian culture, they got izat, which is like face. Apparently face is already a meme with the Chinese. But it's like a thousand times worse than that, where it's just like everything they do is conditioned to play this invisible game of like sucking ass or getting your ass sucked. And that's like the number one thing that they're concerned with is this like game. And I think that's part of why Vivek is like,

1:15:11
Unknown_05: So the way you've described it is like office politics in the United States is all about sucking ass.

Unknown_08: It's actually far more insidious. This is odd system, which Kiwi farms discovered. They're like the discoverers of this bold new social strata.

Unknown_05: It's true. It was one of the, it was, it's a, it was a guy laid this out in a post. It was this incredible effort post that I was like, mind blown.

Unknown_08: I was like, whoa, wow. No wonder everything's so fucked. I wonder how many views that thing has to go find it real quick.

Unknown_05: I bet you it's like, I think it's over 5 million.

1:15:51
Unknown_05: Dangerously close, my friend. Dangerously close.

Unknown_05: To the point where the Hindustan Times now follows me and writes articles about my tweets now.

Unknown_08: What?

Unknown_08: Hold on. Hold on. I didn't know that. I didn't sign up for this. The Hindustan times is going to write a hit piece on me. It might.

Unknown_05: Oh, fuck. Oh, I posted, um, I posted that article, the page from his book that I showed you and the times of India. Actually, I'll just, I don't know if I show, if you've seen this, but I'll show it to you. It's a, the Hindustan India, the times of India wrote an article, uh, And it directly included my tweet and said, like, it portrays Ramaswamy as an extremely proud casteist, thus leading to comments such as talking about discrimination with zero knowledge. And Vivek is quite literally the worst type of human. And it was very offended that I had portrayed an Indian man in such poor quality. Well, you know what they say, when you get the most flack, you're right over the target, right?

1:16:24
Unknown_08: So I think you hit a sensitive spot. That's correct. Yeah. and they're insecure about it and seething. But they're insecure about everything. They seethe about everything.

1:16:59
Unknown_07: It's six million by the way.

Unknown_08: You just had to do it, didn't you?

Unknown_07: Don't you know that number is under trademark, buddy? You're going to have to take that up with Mossad, Josh.

Unknown_08: I don't know what to tell you. Gabe's coming.

Unknown_08: So, yeah, the idea is that...

Unknown_05: People in India, you have to always go along with what they say if you're beneath them in the pecking order. Yeah. It's not like a strictly typed, oh, you're Brahmin, so you're always right. It's just sort of like, you are Saar, Elon Musk. You are very wealthy and respected. Therefore, you are always right, Saar, and your ideas are always the best. Which is why they love these billionaires like Trump and Trump. Elon, they love these guys. Because it was actually even a quote from Richard Nixon. There's a very famous quote where Richard Nixon says something like, the Indians are so sexless and disgusting.

1:17:33
Unknown_03: They're queer.

Unknown_05: They're fucking commies. In the full quote, he's actually talking to that evil motherfucker that everyone hates and hopes is burning. Kissinger. And Kissinger says something like, well, they've always been very good at sucking ass. That's how they've managed to stay... like it's what he says like that's how they mentioned i really love the nixon administration because all those cars they're so fucking unhinged all these tapes and shit it's like crazy dude it really is he was the best president that we've had since jfk i think he was the last i always debate whether nixon or jfk was the last real president but of course you know it's controversial and i think your circle because nixon eliminated the gold standard right Yes, Nixon was the residing president when Bretton Woods officially ended. But the problem is that the gold standard had already been destroyed long before Bretton Woods officially ended. Yeah. But Kissinger said something to the effect of the whole reason why India as a culture has been able to exist through domination from the Chinese and domination from the Mughals and domination from the British is that they are just incredible ass kissers. And they'll tell you whatever the fuck you want to hear. And that's how they managed to stay together. So even today, it's like you have the billionaires and they play the Izzat game and the billionaires like, sorry, Elon Musk. Oh, you want to colonize Mars, sir? You want to launch these rockets, sir? Wow. These AIs are the best I've ever seen. The AI, it generates the bubs in Beijing. I take the child and I say, Grok, please put it in a two piece. And it does like, wow, thank you, sir, Elon Musk. Hmm.

1:19:23
Unknown_08: Okay, so let's get back onto this track of helping Vivek, and you're going to shill Puch, or Push.

Unknown_05: See, okay, this is the thing. It's distinct from the Puch campaign, because the Puch's campaign, I'm a little bit concerned with. But what I would like to do, and this is the frustrating thing, is to explain this is the most boring thing ever. So I have to be very concise, okay? Alex Triantafilou is the head of the Ohio GOP. Question, how did he get this position? Answer, he was elected by the state central committee. There are one man and one woman in the SEC from every senatorial district in Ohio, so there's 66 in total, and they have to vote with a majority to get a chairman. And the thing is, is like nobody even knows who their SEC members are. Right. So it's like this boring position that is like entirely political games. It doesn't really have any power except in like the internal workings of the Ohio GOP. But that's where like the actual levers of power are the levers of power for deciding who runs. Like when people get to the ballot, like, oh, man, these guys both suck. voting really failed it's like well the voting fails because you didn't pay attention to the primary and he didn't pay attention to these boring ass seats nobody pays attention to and it's like well why would you well because now you have vivek ramaswamy who's uh seemingly going to win gubernatorial ship in ohio and the only reason why he wants to do that is to become president later like that's why you don't want president ramaswamy ramadingdong

1:21:11
Unknown_05: It's coming. No, bro. It's the end.

Unknown_08: It's inevitable.

Unknown_05: Hello, size.

Unknown_08: Hear it, run from it. It comes all the same.

Unknown_05: We are rebranding as the meritocracy of America. We are going to have the best and brightest.

Unknown_08: It is the colorblind meritocracy of populism, sir. It is a merit-based system. It's coming.

Unknown_05: The Daily Wire said so, Josh. You're telling me Ben Shapiro's wrong? We'll blow up the bridges, and we're going to reduce this country to rubble. Nobody will want to come here. It's going to be nothing but rednecks with guns shooting at you.

1:21:46
Unknown_08: OK, so it's hard enough to get people involved in a presidential primary. You know, we're talking about a state level primary county level. It's even worse. Oh, my God. So it's already lost. This is like when you try and get people to donate with crypto. But go ahead. Tell us your latest doom scheme.

Unknown_05: So there are 66 seats, and 60 to 3 voted to endorse Vivek ahead of time. I've spoken to them, and their reasons for doing so are lackluster. They suck.

1:22:23
Unknown_05: What was the reason? Oh, my God. It's like the most incestuous politics ever. The current governor of Ohio is a guy called Mark DeWine or Mike DeWine. Yeah, DeWine.

Unknown_08: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Unknown_05: He's considered like a rhino. And his lieutenant governor is a guy called Jim Trestle. Jim Trestle was a Democrat who was a famous athlete coach for the state of Ohio's university. And so he was a very, very popular pick to be next governor. But because DeWine is a rhino and supposedly Trestle is a Democrat in disguise or whatever, the GOP, who are super Trumpers, were like, we got to put somebody out in front of DeWine.

1:22:59
Unknown_08: Before Trestle, the lieutenant governor makes a gubernatorial bid himself.

Unknown_05: And so they endorsed Vivek super, super early with the express purpose of making sure that a primary did not happen because they were convinced that if Trestle ran, he would win the primary and he would win the governorship and it would just be another four years or whatever of DeWine, which they did not want. So they did what they thought would be the most MAGA thing to do, which would be to endorse Vivek because he used to be part of the Trump administration and hopefully get him through because it's Trump plus 11. What's the worst that could happen? What was he in the Trump administration exactly? For three months. Like an advisor? The DOG, the Department of Government Efficiency thing that Elon was a part of, he was actually the co-admin of it. Oh, he actually was. That's right. He was supposed to be an equal strength to Elon himself in running this DOGE thing. It wasn't even a real agency, was it?

1:23:46
Unknown_08: It was some bastardized offshoot of DOGE.

1:24:19
Unknown_05: The way that it works in the U.S. is that to form an agency, the Congress has to pass something called an Enabling Act that gives the agency its governmental powers. No Enabling Act was passed, but the White House has the ability to create temporary boards which have certain executive responsibilities to help the president oversee the country. So he created this board that is a short-term thing that they just called a department. And then Elon and Vivek were supposed to head. Vivek stayed on that for only three months because he had already had his Christmas crash out tweet. And when they said... They tapped him for the... for the governor bid in ohio he's like fuck this shit and left was it basically to just get rid of this fucking guy it's like here's your bone that's my thought is that he's such a he's such a fuck up there like the issue is that he's also a billionaire he's like an unironic billionaire yeah the way i sensed it was like he basically shot his pants on christmas and so did elon

1:24:53
Unknown_08: And they needed to just air the stench out.

Unknown_05: That's right. Elon was there sucking the, was fucking curry, jeet guarding, I think is what we came up with. He was jeet guarding. It was like Elon came in and it was like a big setback right from the beginning before they even started anything.

1:25:28
Unknown_08: Yeah. And it was a big fucking disaster. And I was like, okay, send them to Ohio. I don't give a fuck. And by the ways that you're describing this, it's like the guy running it is basically Vivek, but white. And probably less based even than fucking Vivek. So it's not even going to be much fucking different anyway, except for the fact that we then elevate this guy's profile.

1:26:00
Unknown_07: But the way I look at it is the guy is so uncharismatic and such a fucking fumbler that we never have to fear him ever winning office of any real fucking kind.

Unknown_05: Well, if that happens, and here's the stakes. Here's where they've really fucked up to the point where it's like people in Ohio should be livid. If you live in Ohio, you should be livid at the GOP. The entire executive branch of Ohio is up for election this year. The Supreme Court seats, yeah. Yeah, the entire executive, though, because they all hit term limits. So they're playing musical chairs. It's like this guy was in this office, is running for this office. Like, they've all switched. Like, when Putin and whoever the fuck, Medved, switched seats in Russia briefly, they're doing that. So as a result, it means that all the seats are, quote unquote, open. So none of them will have incumbent next to their name when they go to vote. So if Vivek Ramaswamy does terribly and depresses the Republican voter turnout, you might get a Democrat governor, you might get a Democrat secretary of state, you might get a Democratic attorney general, which would be terrible. You would get a Democratic auditor. And their current majority in the Supreme Court of Ohio is 6-1 because it's a partisan election for a Supreme Court there. It could be 5-2 if they lose both seats. So it's like, You could have a 7-0 Supreme Court in Ohio with a full red team MAGA, or you could fuck it up so bad nobody goes out to vote and you lose everything in one election. So they've really bet all their cards because people go out to vote for the president. And if the president's not on the ticket, they go out to vote for the governor. So it's like putting out this awful, awful head of ticket is going to fuck up your whole state in one go, in one swoop. Is the Senate seat up in Ohio? No.

1:27:22
Unknown_08: I think some of them are.

Unknown_05: It depends.

Unknown_08: I wonder what the congressional seats that are up, if the Republicans are defending very many in Ohio in 2026. Of course, you know, if the leftists are correct, maybe there won't even be 2026 elections. We can only hope. whoa buddy no you can't just suck dictator dawn like that buddy he's cheeto hitler cheeto fucking hitler buddy he's gonna invade canada oh no anyway

1:27:57
Unknown_05: Honestly, if you woke up one day, let's just say it happened in Half-Life 2, the six-hour war. You walk outside, right? And there's American flags. Has your life changed in any meaningful way?

1:28:28
Unknown_08: I don't know. I'm still going to have to do Keno Casino. No.

Unknown_04: You know, I don't know. You'd have to do a really big, whoa, buddy.

Unknown_08: I'll just go, whoa. buddy i guess we're american now i don't know like i i think things might get better i don't know if they could get much worse you wouldn't even have to change your fucking phone number you have plus one country code your phone number wouldn't fucking that's how literally the telephone josh alexander graham bell a canadian invented the phone you're welcome Time zones? Invented by a Canadian, Sir Sanford Fleming. You're welcome. Star Trek? Captain Kirk, buddy. Canadian. You'd be surprised. Jeopardy? Alex Trebek?

1:29:12
Unknown_05: Canadian. That's because there is... You talked about the Jesuits. The Jesuit JQ is a meme. It's actually the Canadian Q. How many Canadians are in right-wing politics?

Unknown_08: Like, what the fuck?

Unknown_05: Isn't Lauren Southern Canadian?

Unknown_08: Lauren Southern's Canadian.

Unknown_05: What the fuck are you doing?

Unknown_08: Gavin McInnes is Canadian. Stefan Molyneux is Canadian. Black Pigeon Speaks is Canadian. Who else is fucked?

1:29:45
Unknown_04: There's a lot.

Unknown_08: Skeptic. Skeptic, right? Skeptic's just like a skit. Oh, he's fucked in the head. He was begging for food last time I saw a fucking poor guy. Like, shit. But yeah, I don't know. Meaningfully, would it really make much difference in my day-to-day life? Probably not. I have no idea what would happen. Would the healthcare system still exist in Canada? Would it be privatized? What would happen?

1:30:18
Unknown_05: I don't know. For most Americans, half of our budget goes to Medicare. I mean, I don't want to get on a huge tangent for this, but the way that we've done healthcare in the U.S. is the most retarded system in the entire world. Of course. The bottom third of the country is all on Medicare and Medicaid. The top third can afford whatever the fuck they want. And then the actual middle class is just raped. to death you're just raped and fucking yeah you have to basically but that's how everything in society works is the middle just gets squeezed to provide for the poor who either don't work or don't give a fuck and it's really really terrible in the u.s and i think that's part of the reason why they import somalis and indians is because we have a country that disincentivizes labor. Like you want to talk about venerating mediocrity. It's like you, you, you, it would benefit me more than anything to go S corp for all my assets and then pay myself below poverty level and just go on, go on Medicare and try to make everything a business expense because, um, I get raped on taxes. I can't, I don't qualify for any kind of medical coverage. I don't, I don't qualify for any social benefits and I don't qualify for any tax breaks and I don't actually make enough to, um, to afford any kind of quality of life. Josh, Surely the invisible hand of the market will fix this.

1:31:33
Unknown_08: There is no invisible hand of the market. It's been cut off.

Unknown_08: The invisible hand of the market isn't jerking you off right now to your satisfaction.

Unknown_05: The invisible hand of the market is like a shrunken monkey paw with like two wishes already gone. It's fucked. It's gone.

Unknown_08: Is the solution to eliminate all regulations and all the government? Is that the solution? Well, once we annex Greenland and Canada and we're trying to talk about that, I genuinely think that health care is just fucked. I don't think there's any way to do it properly.

1:32:05
Unknown_05: I really don't. Well, the other issue is that in the United States we have the medical authority, which is responsible for actually issuing medical licenses, and they don't like giving them to white people. So we have like 10% of all people who have medical degrees and have successfully completed shadowing and are fully ready to become doctors are not getting licensed just because the medical board doesn't want to create more doctors. And as a result, hospitals are put in a position where they don't have any fucking doctors. So what do they do?

Unknown_08: Well, that's tough for you guys because we have even less because they all go to America to make six times more. Yeah, exactly. They import all of our shit.

1:32:37
Unknown_05: All of our doctors, they will not give white people a license, but they will because the hospitals need doctors to complete shit. And they make so much fucking money because just in case you don't know, in 1999, Rick Scott, yes, that one, the governor, the senator from Florida. He looks like a fucking human snake, doesn't he?

Unknown_08: He is a snake.

Unknown_05: He looks like a fucking boa constrictor. Go ahead. In 1999, he ran Healthcare America, the largest corporation of private hospitals in the United States. And he was sued by Medicare because he was charging the government two different rates. He would charge private payees and self-pay very little. And then he would charge the government exorbitant amounts of fucking money. And they would always pay because it's the government and they can't default. So they would pay out the ass. Every time a poor person or elderly person or TRICARE or whatever went to a hospital in HCA, they would bill them 10 times what they billed everybody else. The government said that's fraud. So HCA paid out the fucking nose to settle the largest fraud case in Medicare's history. And then they got rid of Rick Scott. Rick Scott became governor of Florida. And then their solution at HCA to fix this issue with its Medicare system was to just charge everybody out the fucking nose. So now private insurance costs a billion trillion dollars if you're a middle class American. If you're self-pay, you get raped. And if you're Medicare, they just charge you what they used to anyways and nothing changes because you don't pay for medicine.

1:33:50
Unknown_08: But hold on. I thought Obama fixed this long ago.

Unknown_05: um obamacare the only thing that they fixed with that is uh you can't be disqualified for pre-existing conditions so now it's like multiple thousands of dollars a month if you want health care in certain areas yeah you're just still gonna get raped okay sir you have fucking uh diabetes uh fucking hearts you're fucked it's gonna be three thousand dollars or whatever fuck your felt did yeah you have a fifty thousand dollars deductible or whatever the fuck

1:34:35
Unknown_08: And then I guess you can stay on your parents' insurance until you're 26 or whatever. But what's funny is that 2012 election, Obamacare was literally Mitt Romney's health care plan in Massachusetts. And then he like ran against Obamacare. But it was functionally identical. Anyway, this is fucking... Americans are retarded.

Unknown_05: This is why we're full of Indians now. Because the Indians say, we will just scam and lie and cheat our way to the tippy top and we'll do it for you. Don't worry. And they're like, okay, great. That's what we need. We need somebody to defraud this fucking bullshit that we built and trapped ourselves in like a gilded cage.

1:35:10
Unknown_08: I'm starting to think that we should just vote for VAC and say, fuck it. We're taking the accelerationist pill. I'm sorry. I got a show for fucking against the VAC guys. We want you all out there in Ohio. The issue with the accelerationist pill is that like, we're like importing these people. We win by losing. Yay. Like,

Unknown_05: We're going to import people from the most war-torn areas of the world. Jammu Kashmir, where the Sikhs are from, is like a flashpoint for World War III because you've got three nuclear powers touching tips on this disputed piece of nothing. And the only reason why there hasn't been a full-scale nuclear war between Pakistan, India, and China is that there's nothing there. If they discover that there's like a giant-ass lithium deposit in Jammu Kashmir, you're going to see Islamabad and whatever the fuck in India just flattened with Chinese nuclear hellfire immediately. Oh, based.

1:35:47
Unknown_05: So what I'm saying is you should become a lithium prospector and go to Jammu Kashmir and find some fucking lithium.

Unknown_08: Is that what we do? What is it? Lowell Cow LLC is going to invest in lithium?

Unknown_05: I'm going to get you a degree in geology so you can go to Jammu Kashmir and try to find some valuable mineral that China is willing to flatten Islamabad. It's out there with a fucking pickaxe.

1:36:30
Unknown_08: We're going to get it.

Unknown_05: What's the capital of India? I don't know anything about that.

Unknown_08: Isn't it Delhi? Is it New Delhi? I don't think so. Or is it Mumbai? I think it's New Delhi. Capital of India.

Unknown_05: New Delhi. I can't believe you knew that. You know more about India than I do from osmosis.

Unknown_08: I used to study the Atlas every goddamn day.

Unknown_05: Is that true?

Unknown_08: Yeah, no, I would read the Atlas for fun. Some people are like, oh, how did you know about Central Asia and what resources? Yeah, I heard you talking about Kyrgyzstan, you fucker.

1:37:04
Unknown_05: Why do you know about Kyrgyzstan?

Unknown_08: I thought it was fun back then to read the Atlas. And my Atlas that I had, this illustrated Atlas, had like the resources of each country like displayed on it. So you see, oh, they have wheat here. They have cotton here. They have oil reserves here and stuff like that.

Unknown_05: This is a complete aside from India. But did you know that in that region, when it was a part of the Soviet Union, they diverted water resources to make the cotton farms? And those water resources ended up not going to the Caspian Sea, which is why the Caspian Sea no longer exists.

1:37:40
Unknown_08: Is it the Ural Sea you're talking about or the Caspian Sea?

Unknown_05: The Ural. You motherfucker and your atlas. The Ural Sea is basically no longer exists. Yeah. And it's the they consider it the largest manmade ecological disaster in history because they just completely obliterated this.

Unknown_08: And then there's like this area in Central Asia. I forget which country. It's just like totally on fire all the time because of the chemical mining there. what's it called no it's not it's not a mine it's um it's just a naturally occurring phenomenon where there's like an exposed hole and there is like a methane thing that just arises from the the the pocket there and it's like collapsed it's like gas underneath it and at some point it just caught fire so now you just have this ring of fire it won't extinguish and it's just on fire forever i think it's like the gates of hell is it called right or something like that it's like a tourist place It's like all those countries are total fucking shitholes. I think Alexander the Great's horse is supposed to have come from there, like Turkmenistan or something like this.

1:38:32
Unknown_05: Well, Central Asia always used to be a part of Mongolia. yeah so the steps go all the way go from like all the way from current modern day mongolia down to like vladivostok and then all the way west to like uh ukraine and central asia i gotta say i think that's probably like the most obscure part of the world isn't it that no one cares about yeah maybe like some like oceanic islands or something or talked about less maybe but at least like people vacation there maybe you know

1:39:12
Unknown_08: Yeah. Like, some Central African shithole.

Unknown_06: But, like, those, like, people will, like, raise awareness for it and be like, there's child soldiers in mines, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Unknown_05: That's true. Africa is more, I don't know, I think they have more heavy metals and stuff. They have, like, uranium and titanium.

Unknown_08: South America, like, falls off, doesn't it? Like, you never hear about anything that goes on there. It's like, oh, shit, we invaded Venezuela.

Unknown_05: Well, after all the Germans took over Argentina, they're like, okay, let's just not do anything ever, and they'll forget about us. Well, Josh, answer it definitively now, once and for all, as, like, the patriarch of the internet.

1:39:42
Unknown_08: Are Argentinians white? A lot of them are.

Unknown_05: A lot of them are. Dude, they have actual German towns that speak German and teach German in Argentina. Max, you're going to tell me Italians are white. Really? Hey, hey now. As a proud 23% Italian. Okay.

Unknown_05: Whoa.

Unknown_08: You're kidding, right?

Unknown_05: No, I'm actually Italian. Sorry. I hope you didn't have to find out this way.

Unknown_08: Oh, my God. Nobody. It's explaining so much.

Unknown_05: My maternal grandfather was raised in a house that spoke Italian, and he forgot all of his Italian as he grew up.

1:40:24
Unknown_08: What a tragedy. I know. Can you imagine? You were like, bibbidi-bobbidi-a-pizza-spaghetti.

Unknown_07: Oh, I'm Josh. Come on.

Unknown_08: you could have been that guy you could have had your own pizza fucking business your pizza day no wonder you had to have pizza everywhere you're italian it's in your blood exactly quartering out did you you may not have heard this on fucking last night's casino quartering is that that indian guy the quartering son He said that pizza is a staple of his diet, and he has it three times a week. Based.

1:41:00
Unknown_08: It's no longer just pizza. It's pizza days. Not just pizza days. He's in a daze from all the pizza. It's like he was dieting. All withdrawals. buddy it's all fucking couple he says he's cutting out pizza February 1st but it's like you're cutting out pizza the week of the Super Bowl I'll fucking believe you you fat fuck he's talking about he's cut alcohol now but he said he got blackout on New Year's so he successfully quit alcohol for six days and he's like yeah I'm having like serious medical issues from alcohol withdrawal and I don't know what the fuck I can't sleep and shit I'm like bro like how much were you fucking drinking like Like, fuck, man. I'm a little worried about Jer. Jer Bear is in trouble out there, you know? Fuck.

1:41:41
Unknown_05: Sticks is also reporting that he's dying of alcohol, right?

Unknown_08: He's lying. The girl that lives with him said in the thread that he hasn't been diagnosed with anything and that he hasn't been to the doctor. The cops apparently did a wellness check yesterday. and apparently sticks is every thought is about suicide according to nikki the one with the the hairs on her chinny chin chin and fucking you know um it's that thread is such a mess bro i don't even know like it's like 10 new pages and it's just all the action should i demand someone do something about it or should i just leave it as i don't even know like i said last night we all washed our hands of it and gave up like It's so fucked. I don't even know. They're all in there talking about like, which would eat the other one's pussy and shit like this. And Nikki's like saying she's going to eat Sam's pussy. Well, that was like 12 pages ago, which was yesterday. Is that one woman still stripping in it?

1:42:31
Unknown_08: Yeah, she showed her ass. And then I don't even know why. And she was in our chat last night and I called her out and she's like, well, I promised to do it.

Unknown_08: Why did you promise to do it? And also, you know, you could just not do it even if you promised to do it. But there she was posting her bum in all its glory on the Kiwi Farms. Thereby giving me an irrevocable permanent license to use in conjunction with the service for all the time.

1:43:06
Unknown_05: Oh, geez, I don't know if you should say stuff like that.

Unknown_08: Just fool them like Google does. Meta and shit.

Unknown_05: Don't tell them that. Look, it's like one paragraph, the terms of service. If you post something on the site, I get to use it forever. There you go.

Unknown_08: Well, Sam, Josh owns your ass now, bish.

1:43:43
Unknown_08: Oh, no. Oh, no. All right. So Vivek, we have to stop the menace. We have to flush it down.

Unknown_08: We're really off track.

Unknown_05: The Putschker?

Unknown_08: Yeah, Casey Putschker.

Unknown_05: So Vivek's campaign manager, I was talking to a woman that was one of the people that voted for him to get endorsed. And she told me that She has serious fucking problems with him, but just hates Mark DeWine or Mike DeWine that much that she voted to Alice Trestle from the run. And she said that, you know, he doesn't listen to feedback. They'll hear things that he says and they're like, this is a disaster. You can't say that to people in Ohio. And they'll tell him and nothing happens. And he keeps being a retard. And she lamented. She's like, you know, we have people here that want to help him win, but he doesn't listen to us. And his campaign manager is Indian. So he's hired his Indian friends to run his campaign so he can, of course, pay them out through the campaign funds for the job well done. And as a result, they don't give a fuck what white people have to say. But you're in politics, right? You have to convince people that you have to at least pretend to give a fuck. And it's so obvious that Vivek doesn't even want to pretend to give a fuck because all he's doing— Like, for instance, with Doge, the only reason why he took that position with Elon Musk was to get some credentials that he had been a part of a government thing. He has government-leading experience, and now he's qualified to do other stuff. Other stuff would be governor. And then after four years of that, he would run in 2032, right?

1:44:49
Unknown_08: Three months of being Elon Musk's personal butt boy entitles you now to executive power in Ohio.

1:45:24
Unknown_05: Well, evidently, probably a little bit premature on that. That's even something that I wrote on the new.gop site as part of his bio. He took this job just to get government experience, and then he dumped it after three months to go for low-hanging fruit that he thought he could get easily. So it's like you can't even trust him to do the fucking job. If there are things that he likes that you want him to do, well, too fucking bad. He might get distracted by some other shiny object.

Unknown_08: But Josh, he's a billionaire. He built his business from nothing. He's a big success, surely. We can trust him. This is your opportunity to tell us.

1:46:00
Unknown_05: is effectively the word holding in English. So you would say like X, Y, Z holding company. So Roy Vaughn just means return on investment holding company.

1:46:34
Unknown_05: And all of his other, and all of his subsidiary companies are some other like holding company. My favorite one is data Vaughn, which I'll explain in a second, but his first one, um, Axavant, they don't invent medicine. He talks about how he invents medicine and saves lives. But what he does is he buys shelved drugs, the rights to molecules that have been discovered by Pfizer and Moderna. And then there's some other medical company that Axavant bought from. It's like a long-ass German name of like four different people put together. Mm-hmm. But he buys the rights to them. And then he gets people to invest in his company and uses those investment dollars to develop the drug and put it through FDA trials. And it's effectively boss man Jack, but he's gambling with other people's money is the nicest way to describe it. He has a molecule. He has a good idea for whatever reason that that molecule might become an effective treatment for some kind of long-term disease. So then he asked people, I need $100 million to put this through phase three trials. And then if he can convince people to give him money, which by the way, when you go to Harvard and Yale and have a bunch of connections with billionaires, it's easier to do for you because you are nepotistic as fuck. You then take their money. They own a part of your company. And without having developed any kind of discovery yourself, you then just put it through statistical trials to come up with hopefully a working medicine that the FDA lets you put inside of people. And if you do get this, you are on the gravy train. But even then, once he has the molecule, he doesn't just use it and produce. He doesn't even produce the drugs. He sells the rights to this now FDA-ready molecule that he owns the rights to in one of his Vont companies to an actual pharmaceutical company, which then produces the drugs but pays him out up front a huge amount of money. So he's just a middleman. Yes. All he's doing is government compliance.

1:48:32
Unknown_08: And somehow he became a billionaire off this.

Unknown_05: Yes. So accident was the first one he did. He only did this one time, I think, because there was so much fallout for it, but he made this company. He made his mother a part of the development team and he made his brother, the vice president of like business stuff and paid them out half a million dollars and gave them another $400,000 worth of stock options at 90 cents each. Then they bought a molecule from Pfizer that had already failed trials three different times. His mother then led another trial, another test of this molecule, which had very promising results.

1:49:04
Unknown_00: So charming young brown man Vivek Swamaswamy gets on news and starts talking to Jim Cramer.

Unknown_05: He's like, oh, my good sirs, I have found the cure to dementia, sir. This will be the biggest drug release in the history of all humankind, sir.

Unknown_08: Theranos tier scammery, you know.

Unknown_05: Yeah. Here we go. Here we go. So then people literally pull money out of their IRA. You know, they sell their holding and they buy into this IPO when it launches. It goes from 90 cents when he was giving stock options to his family to 30 bucks in like a month. It was the largest IPO of a pharmaceutical in the history of the stock market.

1:49:42
Unknown_05: They bought? And then they rug pulled it, didn't they? So it got all the way up to $2 billion. And Vivek Ramaswamy sold part of his investment company that owned. Now, this is the real fucking thing that he says that pisses me off. He says, I never sold any accident stocks. That is a lie. Who told this lie? He owned the parent company and he sold the parent company to Viking Capital, who gave him tens of millions of dollars. Now, he can say, I never sold any accident. So that is a lie. He sold the company that owned accident. So it's the same fucking thing. But he's going to play like word games that he never did this. So, of course, he made $50 million or whatever, I think $40 million. And he released his tax records to Epically. He's like, I will release all my tax records. I will be the most transparent presidential candidate in history. Here are my tax records. So now we can prove that he made $37 million the exact same year that this IPO went public.

1:50:17
Unknown_05: Because we know that he sold part of Roivant to Epically. viking capital um then of course it goes through trials and it fails because it had failed three times before why would it fail before when the fourth time um who knows so the company was as it's a vaunt company it was a holding company for this drug well that's all it is is the rights to this drug well the drug doesn't fucking work so you can't do anything yeah so it crashes But, of course, people are rug pulled, so they're holding on. By the time that his family could have legally sold that drug, it was still worth $5. So even though most people lost a lot of their money, his family that had gotten stock options in the company still made five times their money. And they had been given $400,000 worth of stock options and made millions of dollars just from that, not including their salaries. Josh.

1:50:53
Unknown_08: I'm already voting for Vivek. You don't have to sell me on it. The scam king.

1:51:47
Unknown_05: So he gets $40 million from this shit, right? All of his family, they got millions of dollars. They don't have to work anymore. They can go to Kerala or whatever and live as Kangs. Live as Brahmin should in... Cincinnati. Now, how do we do this scam? Dude, I looked into it. The hard problem, and this is what he solves by being a high IQ and very well-connected person, is that he gambles with other people's money. It is convincing institutional capital to give him $100 million to number one, buy the drug, and then number two, actually develop it. Because the other thing that he did This is the real problem.

1:52:23
Unknown_08: It's right now we're struggling to convince people to give you $5. It's true. It's true.

Unknown_08: And they're like, can you put it on sale? You know? It's like, what the fuck?

Unknown_05: Anyway. So after he did this, and I guess proved to people he can make money, because they probably look at this as, oh, congratulations on ripping all these fucking boomer retards off. That's very impressive. Yeah. Okay, we'll trust you to make money in the future. He did it again. Now, this time, he didn't need to do an IPO. And the IPO, I think you realize that it brings so much heat. Like, you have all these people that lost all their fucking money, so they're pissed. If only five companies lose $100 million, well, you got five people. Who gives a fuck? It's five people, as opposed to, like, thousands. So the next time he did it, he just did the exact same thing, but this time he had a process set up. He had institutional investors. He didn't go IPO. And they bought a drug from, I believe, Pfizer. And the reason why they had shelved this drug is it was promising, but they had found another drug that they wanted to develop instead. So instead of developing two drugs and going into competition against themselves with two products, they developed one drug and put it out to markets. And then they sold it to Vivek, the alternative, for $5 million. He then spent $100 million of institutional investment to develop the second drug that they weren't interested in anymore and proved that it was actually a good treatment for some condition I forget. But... Then once they had a working drug and it was a it's a treatment drug for like a lifelong condition. That's the big dollars. That's the that's the golden the golden calf, right? Or the golden goose. So he took this drug and sold it to a Japanese pharmaceutical company for, I think, six or eight billion dollars. And then that flows back into the investors. I think Pfizer, as part of the deal of selling it to them for only a couple million dollars, they owned like 40% of that company. So Pfizer got however many billion dollars. But then Vivek Ramaswamy and Roivant, they got however many billion dollars from that as well. And so... They did it again. They bought a drug from Pfizer again that looked promising. So at no point during any of this did he ever actually invent any drugs. Never invented any drugs. Never produced any drugs.

1:54:08
Unknown_08: Insulin and giving it away for free, which again is Canadian. You're welcome. Yeah. But this motherfucker is literally just scalping this dog shit from Pfizer. Pfizer is just unloading their dog shit bags to this guy. He's basically gambling.

1:54:41
Unknown_00: He's got institutional backing.

Unknown_08: It's crazy. Why couldn't we be born rich? What the fuck, man?

Unknown_05: I know. This is why the rich get richer. By the way, if you're listening right now and you happen to be a holder of... of anthropic stock which isn't ipo'd yet give me i want anthropic stock none of these fuckers own stock rich people they never spend money on gum roads poor people send money on gum roads and they sub bomb and shit rich people they put their money back into acts into fucking uh anthropic stock and they never let go they just keep making trillions of dollars and get richer and richer

1:55:31
Unknown_05: We need to find some rich people that we can scam, Josh. It's true. We should, PPP. How do we scam people other money? Here's what we need, sir. We need a skilled Indian businessman who can pinpoint the most precise scamming positions in Canada and America. maybe maybe there is some way we can open a oh by the way all of his companies are based in the bahamas or bermuda it's in bermuda so it's not even like an ohio company like what are we doing like why don't we have llcs and secret bahamian bank accounts in the cayman islands and cattle ppp we're going cattle we're

1:56:13
Unknown_08: literally just tax slaves tax slave tax cattle here's all your profits to fucking the tax man I had to pay taxes I had to pay taxes and it's like I didn't make that much fucking money you think I'm doing okay no

Unknown_05: They're taking a third of that to give to black people who are just scamming the fuck. And we all we know they're fucking scamming. Everyone knows the fucking scamming. I don't get health insurance for free. I don't get shit for free. People say, what about the roadside? Aren't you glad that you know? Matter of fact, the roads suck.

Unknown_08: to roads or policing or fire departments josh the state pays a quarter of the fucking roads anyways i would gladly pay 10 in state tax to not have to pay 30 plus percent federal roads buddy you're gonna be a toll cop i already do florida has toll roads i have a fucking sun pass all roads are so insidious although it's not that bad it's like a buck 50 or some shit

1:57:17
Unknown_05: just get rid of if you gladly put a fucking sun pass in my mirror if it means I don't have to pay federal income tax it's like $5 I'd fucking pay the tolls if it kept all the retards out like we need to get like good road like here that's the secret that's the secret you put a $50 toll on all the roads into Florida and then they just stay the fuck out nobody's going to Florida anymore yeah fuck them

Unknown_08: i don't know at a certain point it's like florida's like we're eliminating property tax we're like what's a sales side like they're gonna eliminate how are you gonna fucking pay for anything you know like what's like is it just all gonna collapse i don't know but you'll say like well you know we were country for 200 years before income tax and all this bullshit and so who knows

Unknown_05: Maybe it'll work out. So my thought for a scam is that we can sell. We'll set up a company in Bermuda and we will sell theoretical titles to land in Greenland for when America takes it over. You're going to have all these thousands of acres of land. So we'll sell claims that we promise. So you're like the Lord.

1:58:19
Unknown_08: It's like that scam that they were running on YouTube. Do you remember what was it? The moon? No, where you could buy like supposedly you were a lord in Scotland.

Unknown_07: Yeah.

Unknown_08: Like a square foot of land. It was like a birthday present you would give for 50 bucks.

Unknown_05: I will personally promise that when Greenland is annexed, we will negotiate on behalf of our shareholders with the United States government to sell that land to our shareholders.

1:59:03
Unknown_08: make sure they get what they deserve I think we need to start selling water filters Kiwi Farms brand water filter buddy we're gonna go out door to door the issue is that physical products have lower margins okay Not true, Josh, because what you do is once you put one of these products in these fuckers homes, you just start raising the price three and a half percent every fucking year compounding and just rape them on their monthly fucking payments to where they pay like ten, twenty thousand dollars for a thousand dollar water filter. And you just fucking squeeze them. We got to sell it. Like, the real money is in furnaces, though. If you can sell one of these idiots a furnace, it's just dirty. These motherfuckers, bro, will put a lien on your home with these furnaces and just take your fucking house when you can't afford their fucking payments on the furnace. It's crazy.

1:59:47
Unknown_05: I was thinking, how do we scam Indians? Is there a way I can make kiwifarms.in and somehow profit off the existence of Indians? I've come to the conclusion there's no way to scam Indians. They have no money.

Unknown_08: No.

Unknown_08: Well...

Unknown_08: They have some, we have to scam in volume. We have to scam the scammers. This is where like coffee, Zillow, all these guys who like expose the call centers. We need to go to India and fucking scam them. We got to go over there and find a way to siphon what little they have into our coffers on a mass scale. I'm not sure. Like there's got to be somebody over there that knows how, you know what I'm saying? We just got to get the right connections.

2:00:32
Unknown_05: Yeah. Well, what, okay. How about this? Right. You find these call centers and you start disrupting their operations somehow, and then you charge them to stop doing it. You want to continue to scam old people?

Unknown_08: That's like the mafia extortion tactics.

Unknown_05: Listen, we're going to need to cut off the top of the scam.

Unknown_08: In order for it not to be extortion, you also need to run another company.

Unknown_05: It's like DEI. You have to extort them like DEI. Like we're doing like, okay, you want to run this call center. We need you to invest some money into our call center reputation firm because otherwise we're pretty sure you're a scammer. You know, we're disrupting the scam.

2:01:03
Unknown_08: Listen, you've been a good boy for so long. It's now time for the corrupt, insidious sales influence to come to you and for you to just decide to be greedy. The whole world shits on you every day. It's time to go out there and take a shit back on them and get what's yours. You can spend their money better than they can, Josh. Let's be real. A fool and their money are easily parted. There are wolves and sheep. Which are we going to be? I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

2:01:36
Unknown_04: Well, how's Keno Casino working out?

Unknown_08: You know what? I'm really enjoying it. I scam these idiots. They have no idea what's going on. It's great. They just keep giving me money. I can't believe it.

Unknown_05: They just keep sub bombing me. I have a guy giving me money. They recently added this thing called kicks and someone gave me a grenade and I had to like pull out like a fucking map and figure out what the fuck is a grenade worth? It's like $500 in kicks.

2:02:09
Unknown_08: I haven't got one of those yet.

Unknown_05: You haven't gotten a grenade, buddy?

Unknown_08: I haven't got, like, the fucking $100 one. You're telling me there's a $500 one?

Unknown_05: It's a big grenade. I'm going to go through the list, like, right now. Maybe it's the $50 one.

Unknown_08: What's going on? Shy Stein, what's going on, buddy? Like, Kitty Kitty Kitty, Gun Ranger, DJ Ray, Theodore Feazer. When are you guys going to have to step up? We can't be grenade-less. Like, I'm naming and shaming. We're auditing the whales right now.

2:02:49
Unknown_05: I mean, it's a little bit crazy if Josh, not even really a proper grifter, if you want to know the truth about it, is getting the grenades. But, you know, the support's just not there, fellas.

Unknown_05: It's Josh's honesty and integrity that's led to this.

Unknown_06: I guess nice guys don't finish last after all.

Unknown_08: Damn it. It's not right. You don't even shake a tin can and do goals. Here I am debasing myself in the gutter for nickels on the daily, and you get the fat stacks.

2:03:23
Unknown_05: What's going on? I open Kik to try and figure out how much a fucking grenade's worth, and the first thing I see is this Russian plastic surgery hoe with excessive cleavage, and she has like 100 viewers. Why is this on the front? What fucking Kik.com Indian moderator gooner saw this shit? That's great. It's like a site by degens for degens.

Unknown_08: It's basically just like the site for the scum of society. You want to jerk off to women in bikinis? We got it. You want to gamble your life savings away? We got it. You want to listen to a fat retard and a cokehead retard fucking laugh at locals? We got it. You want to see some retard go out in public and hassle people? We got it. You want to see someone get shot at? We got it. Like, let's go. We got it all. We even have gay game streams.

2:04:00
Unknown_05: Here's a question for you, now that I think about it. Why are there no Indian streamers? I can't name a single Indian streamer.

Unknown_08: They're Rizzless.

2:04:34
Unknown_08: They're literally oralists and riz-lists.

Unknown_05: Such an elegant solution. It's just like, listen, there's two types of streamers, you know?

Unknown_08: People either follow people that are like them or people that they want to be like. And Indians are neither. Even other Indians are like, shit. In their mind, they're like, I'm way better than that fucking guy. I don't want to be that guy.

Unknown_05: What is Urdu? That's the Indian language, right?

Unknown_08: I fucking, I don't know, man.

Unknown_05: You're a Canadian. You should know this. It is. I think Urdu is a... It's mandatory now in Canadian class to learn this, but I graduated before. There's a guy called Bullet Punjabi, who is a Hindi-Desi-Pakistan-Para-Desir-Udu Punjabi. Was that a sentence?

2:05:16
Unknown_05: possibly just like making clicking noises like an african tribe undiscovered he has a hundred viewers and he's playing gta in urdu and so there is an indian there is one he has a cap one that says new york and he looks black i think this guy might literally be half black half pakistani which is probably the most cursed that's so unfortunate bro

Unknown_08: My condolences on your racial handicap, my dude. I hope you figure it out.

2:05:59
Unknown_05: It's like those advertisements in India where they sell like skin whitening cream. Like you gotta get this shit.

Unknown_08: And they sell fucking bronzer to us. We always think the grass is greener on the other side. But at the end of the day, inside, we're all red. You know, inside, we all bleed the same color blood. There's only one race, Josh. The human race.

Unknown_08: Isn't that right, bud?

Unknown_04: We can all get along.

Unknown_08: We're all the same. We can hold hands. We all love each other. Our differences are just merely skin deep. Okay?

2:06:32
Unknown_05: You know, the whole, like, no, sorry, this is, like, a complete aside, but the whole, like, subclass of, like, wannabe gangbangers who live in GTA 5 Online is, like, one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen.

Unknown_08: What? You're not doing GTA roleplay streams, buddy?

Unknown_05: it's such a popular thing. And then you watch them and they're just like the biggest fucking losers. And you're like, who the fuck is into this shit? It's been Warsky's plan is this is our like retirement plan is when GTA six comes out, we're going to become GTA RP players.

2:07:12
Unknown_08: And we're just going to make so much money. And then we never have to deal with the scum of the earth again. And we're going to be walking on clouds.

Unknown_05: Okay. This is our scam. This is it. This is how we do it. You guys stream the shit and you get it. I'll mod GTA 6 for you and pimp it out. And then we'll sell like shark cards or whatever the fuck and we'll make $10 trillion.

Unknown_08: It's too bad that by the time it's out, we'll already have snaked each other. In 2035, when the game finally comes out, we'll be sworn at. Curse you, Josh Moo! I think it's um where it's like at the end where he has the money in the bag and he's going to the airport with his girlfriend and he has to like choose if he wants to stay on the way to the airport or like take a tent like to go kill that guy in the hotel and then it's like he gets super dark because he makes like the wrong path like he could have made it bro

2:07:51
Unknown_05: You could have made it to the GTA 6 promised land and made 10 trillion dollars. We're going to have to hold it together, buddy.

2:08:23
Unknown_08: We're going to have to keep pumping these out until GTA 6. And that's where we're going to make our bag, bro. We're going to be grinding GTA 6 online RP on kick 24 hours a day. And everybody's like, why is it called Kino Casino Gaming? Why is it called Kino Casino Gaming? You guys don't even play games. It's all part of the long game that Warski came up with. People don't realize Warski's true genius. He came up with the ultimate exit scheme, the GTA 6 RP. It's coming. It's on its way. And then I won't have to yell at iDubbbz again. You'll probably still do it. You think so? I just do it for the love of the game. I really do.

2:08:59
Unknown_03: I will join your role play server so you can just shoot. Oh, my God. He's got a role play.

Unknown_08: It's a cock in the corner.

Unknown_03: And these will be all tatted up in game and shit.

Unknown_08: Where are the white women at? Yeah. Give me that. A nice only fans. Pussy bitch. Yes, Mr. Bull. And he's in the corner. Like GTA cock role play sash. And people are going to pay out the ass. Okay, what's next? The Putsch campaign. How do we donate?

2:09:30
Unknown_05: Donate? Look, if you're in Ohio, you can't donate because you're poor. So listen, this is what you got to do. Oh, no. Vivek Ramaswamy has raised $10 million for his campaign. Okay, $10 million. And almost all of that comes from another billionaire called David Yass. Like Yass Queen Slay.

Unknown_08: I was going to do it.

Unknown_05: Yass Queen. Yass Vivek. Yass Slay. So he donated $10 million dues to this shit. And I did the math, okay? I crunched the math.

2:10:05
Unknown_05: If you want to compete with the $10 million campaign war fund, you need, like, 300 people doing face-to-face. To get an iPod and suck dick? No, no. Until we get the money? No, this is more embarrassing. You need 300 people doing several hours of face-to-face canvassing. Josh, we're talking to Kiwi Farms and Kino Casino people.

Unknown_08: Do you think they're going to go talk to people outside?

2:10:40
Unknown_05: See, this is the issue. Do you want to be ruled by Jeets or not? This is the sacrifice that's required of you. Oh, no, not social interaction, man. All right, go ahead. You need, it's like a couple minute interaction with a voter saying, don't vote for this fucking Jeep, vote for this other guy. That is worth $200 of advertising money. And they're actually more likely to do it than if they just saw $200 worth of advertisements. Like the advertisements required to get someone not to vote for that guy at that point is a lot more. So if you get 300 people who are doing a couple hours of face-to-face every week, You can theoretically get the 65,000 face-to-face interactions required to compete with a $10 million Warfest. So it's not actually an enormous, insurmountable amount of effort. So you're saying we basically just need to be like Leonidas and assemble the brave 300 at Thermopylae to defend the past.

2:11:16
Unknown_04: The 300 at Cincinnati, yeah. The 300 of Cincinnati that are going to go out and knock those fucking doors.

Unknown_08: I'm going to organize the door knocking team. I'm going to scream at them in business meetings. Coffee is for closers. What the fuck? Where are the donos at? You fucking promised me two grand this week, Josh. What the fuck? That's what it's going to be. We're going to scream at these cunts and they're going to produce results. There's no excuses.

2:11:57
Unknown_05: You're closer to Ohio than I am. You can go down there.

Unknown_08: Yeah, I'm going to go. I'm going to fucking go out there and I'm going to tell people.

Unknown_05: Is it like a terrorism offense for a Canadian to start canvassing for an American politician? Will you get arrested for that?

Unknown_08: We're going to have to ask ChatGPT. Maybe they'll know.

Unknown_08: Door knocking is borderline illegal anyway. It's like the shadiest shit that you could possibly imagine. So, you know, who really cares?

2:12:30
Unknown_05: The other thing is, I think a lot of these seats are uncontested. So if I had my way, every single one of the 66 would be contested because they usually have to spend like $5,000 to $10,000 on their campaigns. If there's another person there, they have to swing enough people to actually just not lose their seat to random chance. So I'm trying to get people to run in every district, man and woman. So there's 66 competitors. Because then if you do the math, if they're spending $5,000 per chair, that's like $300,000 plus just to keep their incumbents in. And that's really funny to me. Because the requirement to get on the ballot, as I swear to God, one, you have to live there. Two, you have to get five signatures from people who are registered to vote that live there.

2:13:08
Unknown_05: That's it.

Unknown_08: Can we get potentially criminal Sean to organize this? I keep messaging that fat fuck and he doesn't commit to shit.

Unknown_05: He says that he's been involved in county politics and all this other stuff. And I'm like, bro, you got to get the fuck out there. I even messaged the board of elections in his area. And I'm like, is anybody running? And they said, nobody is fucking running. You have a wife, you know, five people, you can get these signatures in one day and you can be potentially the only people running for this fucking seat. And he hasn't committed to it. This fucking, fucking piece of shit miscalculation you made josh it's that sean too busy eating ham sandwiches man he just can't put down the ham sandwiches and bro once you're on that ham sandwich kick it's hard bro

2:13:40
Unknown_08: Like, they have them now at Walmart, these honey-glazed hams, like, pre-ready, pre-sliced. And you just fucking scoop it, put it on the sandwich.

Unknown_05: It is very tempting. You go to, like, Walmart or Publix or something, and they got all that deli shit that's, like, hot and ready, like, ready to go. You're like, fuck, man, I could eat some fried chicken right now. It's delicious. like fucking eight dollars like what a value holy shit i went to chick-fil-a and my my order was like eight dollars i'm like really did you get everything all i got i like i just got like a sandwich meal i'm like did you get everything and they're like yeah because it wasn't door dash this time hey i don't get door dash okay i don't believe in it And I can't do it anymore because there's those MC Jarbo songs where he talks about like coming in the food and it's just completely ruined DoorDash. It was MC Jarbo's psyop against DoorDash, yay?

2:14:57
Unknown_08: He got you. He did.

Unknown_05: It's a very vile song, okay? It's very visceral. And at the time, I was overseas, so I had never had DoorDash before. And it was several years after that I even had the opportunity to get DoorDash. And then all I can think about is the MC Jarbo song where Jarbo's coming into the food.

Unknown_08: Europe really is a third world country. There's no DoorDash.

Unknown_05: They have other services. There's no skipped editions. It's just not DoorDash.

Unknown_08: What the fuck, man?

Unknown_05: Uber Eats? Uber Eats? No, they have like, every country has its own thing. I can't remember what it was. It was like Lieferando or something was the one in Serbia.

2:15:28
Unknown_08: Lieferando?

Unknown_05: Or Zolt or Volt, I think was the name of it.

Unknown_08: Oh my God, man. No wonder it didn't catch on. What sort of names are these, man? What the fuck? Okay, so is this it for the Vivec? Did you get in your talking points? Are you going to talk about we're building the war?

Unknown_05: It took me two hours and 15 minutes, but yeah, I covered the very basic outline of the Vivec thing.

Unknown_08: You got your medical Reddit?

2:16:02
Unknown_07: Yeah, let me find it. Sorry.

Unknown_08: All right.

Unknown_08: I'm just, I'm trying here. You know, it's tough out in this motherfucker. We basically have admitted to being full on charlatans. I think this might end our careers. I don't know. Do you think we can get away with it? I think so. Um, probably if we got away with all the stuff we got away with so far, what's like a few more scams, you know, there was a guy, we have Indians on the forum now who get upset.

Unknown_05: No, it's gone to shit.

2:16:34
Unknown_08: Hasn't it?

Unknown_05: That's ruined. There goes the neighborhood.

Unknown_08: Like you can't even segregate Kiwi farms. Go ahead.

Unknown_05: There was a guy who we have. Um, I don't know if you know this, but on the forum, we basically have like an autonomous zone that's managed by women. And they, I let them ban whoever they want, basically. So, um, in the women autonomous zone, an Indian posted in, in the man hate thread, which is like their bent zone for like, they see shit by men on the internet that pisses them off. So they say like, God, men fucking suck. That's basically right. And it like infuriates people. Like they see this thread and they get, they see like this post and I'm like, Oh my God, I have to correct these bitches right now. And infuriates the most, the Indian men. There was a guy called Giorgio Cocklord. Because they have the lowest SMV, right?

2:17:06
Unknown_08: So they're just seething because they're not getting any pussy ever.

Unknown_05: Have you ever seen those montages of like college women saying like, I would never date an Indian man? Of course. Oh, it's a circle back to something I mentioned two hours ago. Remember Sagittarius shoddy? There was a point to that story before. What is this Sagittarius shoddy obsession?

2:17:37
Unknown_08: Like, is this like a fetish?

Unknown_05: What's going on? You have to see her. I can't spell Sagittarius. Give me a second. Oh, boy. Ah, here we go. Okay. So let me just show you.

Unknown_08: No wonder we're not rich. No wonder.

Unknown_05: Ah, this is a great picture of her. I think this sums her up quite well. Okay. So this is Shadi.

Unknown_05: She's a... Oh, I see why you like this woman. Shut up.

2:18:09
Unknown_08: Yeah, I see why. Would you care to share with the class, Josh?

Unknown_05: So she's a wretched hoe. Okay.

Unknown_08: Uh-huh.

Unknown_05: Uh-huh. In one of her recent videos, she was talking about how, because there's so many Poojeets in Canada now, that she gets Canadian clientele as a prostitute.

Unknown_05: She's a prostitute?

Unknown_05: When I said she's a fat hoe, I wasn't joking. She's a literal prostitute.

Unknown_08: So she actually gets people to pay her for her body?

Unknown_05: Yeah, that's her job. She does OnlyFans and she's a hoe and she will ask the black guys that pay for her if she can shoot content for OnlyFans.

2:18:49
Unknown_08: Okay, black men are down bad for white women. Like, as long as your skin is white, like, you could be, fuck, look at this. You could be, like, fucking bedridden, fucking 900 pounds, like. They're like, shit, shawty, you a fucking tight one, yeah. Mm-hmm. Tyrone coming up in here.

Unknown_05: Okay. So she gets Indians that are paying her, and she was doing, like, story time where she was talking about her Johns, and she was talking about how Indian men have really small penises, and they stink. Ha ha ha!

2:19:24
Unknown_08: well we didn't need her to tell us that we could all just assume it was just funny because it was like a really recent video that I was listening to because we talked about doing the stream like a couple weeks in advance and I was listening to this and she was just like yeah you know I had this Indian guy and like wow he was really stinky now that's crazy because that means that they're stinkier than black people Oh, yeah, for sure. Which is wild. Like, but then is the small penis thing, like, because she's oversampled the black penis?

2:19:58
Unknown_08: And so then it's, like, by comparison, it's, like, microscopic.

Unknown_05: This is not a joke. It's going to sound like it's a joke. There are two condom sizes that are approved by the United Nations for mass distribution.

Unknown_07: I heard this.

Unknown_05: It's everybody in India.

Unknown_08: No, bro. Even smaller than the Chinese penis?

Unknown_05: Yes.

Unknown_08: Sir, sir, you have such big penis, sir. It's like that's Tim Pokemon South Park.

Unknown_08: Sir, we have never seen such big penis as yours, Elon, sir. We suck your ass, sir. He's like, that's right. It is big, isn't it? And then the Indians just are siphoning away his wealth to run their scam. He doesn't even care.

2:20:33
Unknown_05: Yeah, and it's like the latex, it's so stretchy that it doesn't matter, like, really how big it is as long as it's within, like, this range. So they have it where it's like a regular condom will cover 90% of Earth, except in India, where it's so small that actually if you use a regular-sized condom on an Indian guy, it's so loose that it starts to tear, so it becomes ineffective. So they have to distribute specifically for India Indian-sized condoms because their penises are too small to... This can't

2:21:04
Unknown_08: be true can it there are literally articles by the United Nations about this yeah I've heard I've heard about this I'm sure it is true but this is like can Indians catch a break like I tried to tell the story of the subway worker you know I'm trying to celebrate Indian W's and heritage, but there's so few, so few and far between.

Unknown_05: Okay, this is from Gemini. Okay, this is the gangster computer god. Indian condom sizes are narrower than many international large sizes because it's 52 millimeters for width.

2:21:45
Unknown_05: As studies show, Indian men need smaller condoms. Brands like Durex confirm this standard, though many still find them still large.

Unknown_08: Is it? Is it potentially a bit gay, our fixation on other men's penises?

Unknown_05: It is. I'm not a big fan of the whole penis size thing, because I feel like this never existed in human history. I swear every show I'm talking about black bulls and jail rape and fucking penises. Yeah, I try to avoid that. I try to avoid mutt posting, but sometimes someone's going to jail and you're like, he's going to get raped! by black men over by Bubba against his will in the shower.

2:22:19
Unknown_08: And they're going to pump him full of cum. It's like, Whoa, sir, you're a little too enthusiastic about this. Mightn't you be gay? No, it's literally just American culture to talk about gang rape and prison. Yeah, I know. Right. This is how it is.

Unknown_05: Football really is apple pie, black cock, the Superbowl.

Unknown_05: So there is literally the description. I don't know if you heard that, but not only is there an Indian condom size, but the condom sizes that Jurex makes for Indians is actually still too large. And there are calls to make them smaller.

2:22:57
Unknown_08: Is there a petition?

Unknown_05: Can you find it?

Unknown_08: There's an article. The condoms are too big. Like the thing is, they're never even going to need them anyway. Right? Here you go. Well, it's true.

Unknown_07: They just read it.

Unknown_08: oh my that's why women need the rapex condom buddy oh that's remember that shit i do i know it's an old meme but it checks out sir i you know it's just like holy shit can you imagine you go in and they just get these needles clamped into your fucking cock whoa buddy like that's crazy bad day to be indian It's tough. It's tough out there, Indians. But that's why they use the iron rod first.

2:23:48
Unknown_04: They're smart. They know. They've adapted. They've adapted.

Unknown_04: They've adapted to the rape.

Unknown_08: Life finds a way. It's adapt or die. You gotta find a way to adapt to the rape. Have you ever seen Codex Paget 3? What is this? Codex Paget 3?

Unknown_08: You've never seen Codex Paget 3?

2:24:19
Unknown_08: No, Josh, I don't spend all my day obsessing about brown people. You're full of shit. You're a fucking liar. I'm too busy watching Hamilton, man.

Unknown_04: You're too busy watching football and musicals.

Unknown_08: Yeah, no, I really am. Like, the whole weekend, it's just football all day. I just sit there, and I just watch football for nine straight hours.

Unknown_05: Listen, Josh, I don't spend all my day obsessing over brown people. Anyways, let's go see what the Bears are up to.

Unknown_06: Go, black guy! Run the ball, black guy!

Unknown_08: What is he doing, buddy?

2:24:54
Unknown_08: Let's go. We got to get you into sports.

Unknown_07: We're going to get you into degenerate sports gambling.

Unknown_08: You're going to love it, bro. Do you really gamble? Every day.

Unknown_06: Are you fucking kidding me?

Unknown_08: For real? Every day. Even after I learned by the FBI that all the games are rigged. And I thought to myself, I'm like, I have to stop. This is all rigged. It's all WWE stuff. But I was like, I love it too much. I have to keep gambling. I can't stop. It's too fun. Are you for real?

2:25:25
Unknown_08: You got to have a little bit of action on the game. Pick one that's cheaper.

Unknown_06: You got to get it.

Unknown_08: Same game parlay, buddy. Anytime touchdown score. Oh, God. Where can you build the parlay? You put 10 bucks down, try and turn it into 200 bucks. I'm down tens of thousands of dollars, but I can't stop. You're killing me.

Unknown_08: Buddy, it's not about winning money. You got to start to, it's about, it's about enjoying the rush and the thrill of losing. you gotta enjoy the losing you know it's all so much you know what i can do with tens of thousands of dollars i got fucking servers to put together i got ddos protection again i need i need ai what if we win what if your parlay ticket cashes for 200 grand buddy what then you pick every game on an nfl sunday right on the point spread buddy You turn your mere $20 investment into 200 grand, Josh?

2:26:36
Unknown_04: You're literally torturing me right now.

Unknown_08: I don't know why this pisses me off so bad. What's crazy, Josh, is how widespread this is. Every single person I know in real life is addicted to sports gambling. We're all sitting there on our phones like, bro, what are you doing? We've got to put it together. There were two big things outside of my Indian sickness that just gobsmacked me when I came back to the US.

Unknown_05: They did not exist when I left. One is e-cigarettes. We had basically eradicated smoking as a thing in the United States when I left. I come back, everyone's fucking puffing on vapors. It's disgusting. I love it.

2:27:11
Unknown_08: This is so good, bro. It's just amazing that we find a way to continue vice and addiction. There's nothing I love more than being addicted. Food, gambling, the internet. I'm a simple man. I need my dopamine or I'm going to go fucking crazy because the world's fucked.

Unknown_08: Buddy, I'm going to get into vaping just to spite you.

Unknown_05: I was going to say, you don't even vape. You're just fucking lying to my face.

2:27:44
Unknown_08: I don't even gamble on sports.

Unknown_05: I don't believe that. You called your show the Keno Casino, buddy. You're telling on yourself.

Unknown_08: Well, that's the thing. It's upfront and honest right away. It's like, listen, all of this money is getting pissed away. All of it. It's all going to degeneracy. I don't know.

Unknown_05: All of it. I remember when Bossman Jack first became a thing. I'm like, why the fuck are people giving this guy money to gamble? And then by the end of it, I had given him money because it was funny.

2:28:18
Unknown_08: Yeah. We're going to start the Josh Moon sports gambling show where you build your part. You watch the games and you just start fucking getting pissed.

Unknown_04: I literally don't even know what a pilot is.

Unknown_08: You just get so angry.

Unknown_08: I can't believe it, Josh. Honestly, the parlays are for suckers. Don't fucking do parlay bets. Honestly, don't gamble at all. That's my advice, really.

Unknown_05: Is a parlay like when you guess weird shit, like someone's going to run this many feet or whatever?

Unknown_08: Those are like crop bets and stuff. You'll bet how many yards the football player will get, who will get the touchdown. But a parlay is so degenerate, you're stringing multiple things together. So you're like, for instance, Derrick Henry is going to get two touchdowns and 100 yards, and the quarterback's going to throw two passing touchdowns, and Buddy's going to get an interception, and you just build this magical world of improbability. And you think you're like, oh, bro, but what if it does hit? But they know it's not going to fucking hit. And you're just flushing your money down.

2:28:50
Unknown_05: If any of those are wrong, like if it gets 99 yards, it's just throwing off the fucking.

Unknown_08: It's over if you're one yard off or a half yard off. And then what's crazy is like they just rig it. So there was one game last week where it was the Rams, Matthew Stafford. One guy put like 20 grand on him to get one rushing yard. Right. He got two rushing yards, but on the last play of the game, instead of kneeling right at the line for no loss, mysteriously he took three steps backwards and kneeled down, and then the bet lost, which was currently winning, and turned into minus one yard. People are like, this is rigged. I can't believe it. Last night, the over-under. So you can bet on how many points are going to be scored in the game, right? Mm-hmm. So the over-under was 36.5, that there would be 36.5 points in the game. They get to 36 points. There's an extra point kick. This is automatic for 37, and the over is going to hit. The kicker intentionally missed it, shaved off the point, and everyone lost their ticket that they should have won. And it's just so obvious and transparent that it's fucking rigged. And everybody complains every week that it's rigged and they've been scammed. But then they bet again anyway. Like I saw Dave Portnoy. You're sounding like Boss Ben Jack screaming about how fucking evil out of the Raiders game. No, he's literally like Dave Portnoy is calling for the Raiders like coach to be killed. He's like, kill Pete Carroll. Stone him.

2:30:34
Unknown_05: The Jewish guy that arrests people for anti-Semitism while he eats pizza.

Unknown_08: Yes, that guy is a degenerate gambler who wastes all of his money every fucking week. And he bet on this fucking game. And there was no reason for them to kick this field goal. It was obviously transparent about the spread of the game. And he just starts screaming, this is fraud. Pete Carroll needs to be investigated. Kill him. Crucify him. With murderous rage in his voice. And it's like, you think that's an outlier, but that's every single normal person every single Sunday. You are the outlier. Everyone else has a chronic gambling addiction because it's now just in the palm of your hand. You don't have to go to a casino anymore. You don't have to do anything.

2:31:07
Unknown_05: Saz, Saz, please stay on your grind set, Saz. Stay on your grind set and make the money, Saz. The white pigs that are racist, they are gambling away their future, Saz.

2:31:42
Unknown_08: They take credit card. They take debit card. They take crypto now. They take everything.

Unknown_05: Well, what I was going to say is when I came back, besides the e-cigs, was gambling. Gambling is ubiquitous. You see it on billboards. You see them. The one thing that fucking just... I couldn't even believe it. There are states where you can go into a gas station and see beautiful 12-foot-tall slot machines straight out of Las Vegas just sitting in the most decrepit dumpster fucking gas station ever. And there are people that are gambling in there to play it, but they'll be in there.

2:32:18
Unknown_08: You'll see someone in there at like 11 in the morning.

Unknown_05: There was a motel next to a gas station that had a couple of these and there would always be people flowing in and out. You would go, I went in there one time cause it was like a shitty gas station cause I needed something. And there were like people there like walking in and out, like betting $1 at a time and leaving after they lost. And it was just like, this did not exist before. In this country when I left. But it's been explained to me now that like in certain states, I think it was Pennsylvania, they have a rule where the way that the games work, it's like the name of the company that even owns the machines that operates them in Pennsylvania is called something like Skill Games LLC or something. Yeah. It's like betting, but technically you have the faintest fucking control over what happens. So there's like a skill to it. It's all the illusion of control.

2:33:07
Unknown_08: You have no control. You think with your sports, oh, I'm smart. I'm going to pick it. You have no control. It's all... It's all priced in. You have no advantage. There used to be sometimes like in the early days of mixed martial arts and stuff when the bookies didn't fucking know you could get some sort of an advantage. The only things that you can get like a true genuine advantage over the house now is like fucking hand tennis in fucking china like super amateur like rigged shit and there's gambling groups that actually are in on the fixes but then if you go and do that like your account gets banned because they know like what the fraud is and and they know like you're not in the club that's allowed to profit and you just get fucking banned from the books and shit like that Don't ever gamble thinking you're going to make money on anything. You're not. Whether it's sports, whether it's slot machines, whether it's anything. Blackjack, you will always fucking lose in the long run.

2:33:42
Unknown_05: That's your mentality. It's like, why not just get a cheaper hobby?

Unknown_08: Well, I have to watch the football games.

Unknown_08: Josh, I have to watch... You could be out there right now canvassing for Casey push to win. I want, I want bread and I want circus. And as long as I have that, I'm happy. And may God fucking help the souls of those who take away my bread and circuses or want me to actually do anything.

2:34:37
Unknown_05: Lord Vishnu has blessed us with this continent. The white people are satiated with their bread and circuses. We have our non-bread and curry.

Unknown_08: Give me some better promotions on my gambling app, Vivek. Like, give me a 20% odds boost. I'll vote for you.

Unknown_05: so there is a show in big moon if on this cricket game so i guarantee you if you vet on big dick war the shit dick nick nick you ever go to the horse races are they just jeans no like i'll tell you like you ever see horse racing in real life There was a Greyhound track in Florida, but not a horse racing track. That's crazy. Horse racing is the whitest thing in the world.

2:35:25
Unknown_08: You go there, every single person is white, and they're all over the age of 50. It's fucking crazy, dude. It's like the whitest thing in the world.

Unknown_05: I bet you the whitest thing in the world is not even just horse racing. I bet you it's dressage. But if you find a dressage club, there ain't going to be a fucking Romney.

Unknown_08: Romney. And I'm going to have my like, what is it? Aquarian? What's it called? Is that what it is?

2:36:00
Unknown_05: Like an equestria?

Unknown_08: Equestrian. Equestrian. That's the correct term. We're going to be horse breeders and we're going to race them. All the fucking guys on the horseback, they're all midgets. They're like five foot tall.

Unknown_05: That's why the Jeets are going to take over fucking horse racing, bro. They're going to find out that they're really tiny. And that means that they can ride horses really well.

Unknown_08: It's fun though. You go to the track, $2 minimum bet. You just have fun. You don't have to go too heavy. You don't have to go too degenerate. There's like a cheap dinner option for the seniors that are there. It's great. It's a nice afternoon. You get out of the house.

2:36:34
Unknown_05: Is this really what you do? You go out to like horse races and then to like betting parlors to watch football games? Like Woodbine, Mohawk, Fort Erie track.

Unknown_08: I go to them all.

Unknown_05: What do you drink when you go out to like a sports betting casino?

Unknown_05: Or do you like do it at home, like a degenerate?

Unknown_08: I don't drink at home anymore, but when I did, I drink screwdrivers, vodka and orange juice, or I would just drink vodka and chase it with water is what I would do.

2:37:06
Unknown_05: That's pretty degenerate.

Unknown_08: It is. It is. I drink fucking back when I was in college and I was broke, I would drink malt liquor, 40 ounce. I would drink old English 800s. And they have one here called Maximum Ice. I drink Colt 45. I drink Budweiser Shot. Because what we would do, me and my buddies, we would actually mathematically calculate the price of the alcohol per dollar to get the best possible bang for our buck on booze. And we were just drinking the nastiest fucking swill in the world. It was fucking disgusting. You couldn't pay me to do it now, you know.

2:37:40
Unknown_05: I've never been, like, a heavy drinker. But in Ukraine, I would drink about, like, a fifth of vodka, like, once a month. Like, over the month. I would sometimes have shots. And it was very, very good vodka. And it was extremely cheap. Like, it was 50 hryvnia, which is, like, less than a dollar. For, like, the best vodka I've ever had.

Unknown_08: It's Stilichnaya.

Unknown_05: Stilichnaya. You drink the Stilichnaya.

Unknown_08: It's, like, for its price, like, it's the best vodka, in my opinion. Like... You could pay way more, but it's not worth it. I think that's about as good as it gets at that price point.

2:38:13
Unknown_05: I've never seen this. If I saw the bottle, I'd recognize it, but I can't remember it off the top of my head. Nowadays, if I'm with people and I want to drink, it's gin and tonic.

Unknown_04: Oh, my God.

Unknown_08: So you've gone gay.

Unknown_05: I'm very white, okay? Don't judge me.

Unknown_08: The gin and tonic. That's the DSP drink of choice. I've heard.

Unknown_03: It made me question my life choices. I know. I know.

2:38:44
Unknown_08: For me, I'm a simple man. I like my Budweiser with my football and my chicken. I'll actually drink that shit. Like, I don't give a fuck.

Unknown_05: There was a video of Cobes, King Cobra, where he went into a bar in Casper, Wyoming. And he was streaming. He went to the bar lady and says, yeah, I'll have one of them tranny beers. And she just immediately served him a Bud Light. Like, no question, knew exactly what the fuck that was.

Unknown_08: I have people questioning, like, you're going to drink a Budweiser? What the fuck? Like Dylan Mulvaney? It's like, listen, dude.

2:39:20
Unknown_04: You've had people at a bar yell at you for that? Yeah, I did.

Unknown_08: One guy, he's like, you can't do that, bro. You got to order a Coors. Like, well, I like Bud better. Like, I don't think it's going to make a difference. He's like, no, it will, man. You can't do this.

Unknown_05: It did. It did make a difference. They are suffering immensely. And all those poor distributors went out of business. It's awful.

Unknown_08: anheuser-busch i'm like okay i'll get a stella he's like no that's not you can't that's anheuser but what isn't good on him for actually looking up with the other that's like god damn it i gotta stop having political friends you know like i where are my fucking goy are you talking about um like are you talking about what was his name swimmer no what was his name oh surfer surfer yeah it wasn't him no i actually don't know if that was happening at that time i don't know what was it 2020 i guess we were still uh hanging out there i don't know it was it was after the five was like a year i think after the fact of this whole fucking protest or whatever and one of my buddies was giving me a hard time about it like you can't you can't buy any he knew every brand though i mean people were fucking retards they went from like one thing to the other

2:40:14
Unknown_05: The thing is, you shouldn't drink at all.

Unknown_08: It's one of the worst things for your health and your brain you can possibly fucking do.

Unknown_05: I'm on the side of the conscientious objector. This is what I do. When I go to a store, I will go to the produce section and I will check the country of origin of every single place and try to find the most American produce.

Unknown_05: I'll be staring at fucking rhubarb like, is this made in America? It better be. I'm not buying it if it's not.

Unknown_08: Is your cape flying, buddy? Your superhero cape was just flying in the wind.

2:41:11
Unknown_05: When I go outside, I wear the American flag like a cape and it was actually, it was flowing in the wind. It was fucking flying.

Unknown_08: You're saving the world. One produce purchase at a time. Now listen, if it was me and I changed my grocery, I might actually sway the trade war because I buy so much groceries.

Unknown_05: Well, I'll tell you this. When I go out and I look for tomatoes, I don't know what the fuck it is, but you guys got some crazy greenhouse shit up there and all the tomatoes in the US are made in Canada now.

Unknown_08: Everything's fucking twisted. These guys were trying to tell us to buy Canadian orange juice.

2:41:49
Unknown_08: Like what fucking orange trees are in Canada? Like, well, it's a Canadian company. It's like this shit's still coming from Florida or California. Shut the fuck up. Meanwhile, like everyone here can't even afford fucking food. Do you know we're at 25% food insecurity in Canada where one in four Canadians are visiting a food bank? Really?

Unknown_05: It's double the U S rate.

Unknown_08: And they're telling us, I heard a statistic, more expensive groceries. Like, fuck, I can't like,

Unknown_05: I heard a statistic that it was like one in six from the foodbank.org website. And I was like, that sounds ridiculous. But the way they estimate that statistic is how many people... Last year, how many people relied on charity for any source of food? So it's like how to go to a church, how to go to a food pantry, how to go to a food bank, something like that. So that is surprising. Grocery prices are sickening. It used to be a meme, but now it's just real. The thing is that, to bring it back to Indians, Indians won't work in the field. They want to be, sorry, Elon's working in tech companies and shit.

2:42:23
Unknown_08: One of the big problems, it was in my presentation, which I don't know if we're getting to at this point.

2:42:58
Unknown_05: No, we're probably going to have to cut it off at three. Gloria's presentation.

Unknown_08: Oh, my God. My whole glorious presentation was showing the Indians scamming the food bank like they're advertising back home. Free food in Canada, sir. Here's how you get your free food when you get here in their own language with like English subtitles. It's fucking crazy, man. They just come over and just rob the food banks instead of going to the grocery store. And it's like it's not really meant for this. It's meant for people who are struggling, but we are struggle, sir. Okay.

2:43:30
Unknown_05: I mean, at this point, you'd basically be retarded if you were coming over from another country to the U.S. to not just completely rip off absolutely everything. Like, it's just a bank to be robbed at this point. So we should vote for Vivek. Uh, no. He's brown. He's stinky. He's got clown feet. Fuck him.

Unknown_08: These internal inconsistencies. No, we have a coherent worldview, I swear to God. It's not just internet brain bullshit.

Unknown_05: No, no, no. I'm saying that from their perspective, there's no reason not to rob the country. From my perspective, I don't want to be robbed. This is very consistent.

2:44:07
Unknown_08: Well, the IRS has decided you don't have a choice. It's true, they have.

Unknown_08: So... I don't know. It's tough out here. It's tough out here for a pimp. Tough out here for a G. What do we got next on the docket?

Unknown_05: Let's see. Do you want to show one of your things? Just so we can show one thing and be like, we did it. I'm going to show one thing.

Unknown_08: I have 17. Oh, I guess we're going to go to the 17 minute. The Indians are pooping on the beach.

Unknown_08: Is that what we're going to do? Is that 17 minutes? It is actually. Well, I have three different clips. It started off like my presentation was like, so there's this guy, Trudeau, and he dances like an Indian. And then he decided to let them all in. And then I have like the demographic chart where immigration skyrockets. And then like I was going to show the demographics of Brampton and how it's just become completely Indian. Brampton. That's where Shadi is from. I'm not surprised. Brampton. Brampton is hell on earth, buddy. Hell on earth. Do you want to go into Brampton quickly?

2:45:17
Unknown_05: I have heard the name Brampton like whispered, like hushed whispers.

Unknown_08: We call it Bram-la-dash here now.

Unknown_05: That's the nickname.

Unknown_08: It used to be Flower City because they had all these beautiful flowers that the municipality curated. Now it's Bram-la-dash. And, um, it's tough. Do you see here? I sent you this Google drive. Yeah. Let me pull it up. Or do you want to do your doctor?

2:45:49
Unknown_08: Um, maybe that's next time. Where'd you send me the drive?

Unknown_08: It's the first thing I sent you today. Hold on. I will send it again. It was before your message.

Unknown_07: I'll send it. I found it. Oh, good. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Unknown_05: For some reason, when I copy link, it doesn't actually copy the link that I am hovering over. It copies the link of the message. That's very useful. Thank you, Desperate. Okay, great. So let me see if I can share that real quick.

2:46:24
Unknown_05: We'll share my screen. And then I have my thing set up so that...

Unknown_05: Share my screen. Application. Firefox. Yes, yes.

Unknown_08: So here's what's going to happen to your country if you guys vote for Vivek. And this is actually my persuasive case as to why you can't do it. So first of all, once you allow the Indian lover in, this is what happens. Go up to zero. We'll see. You've probably seen this. But this is our prime minister. This was the guy who decided to let it all go to shit. Let's have a look.

2:46:58
Unknown_08: Look at him go.

Unknown_05: Oh, he's dancing. He got moves, man. He got moves.

Unknown_08: That's why the ladies voted for him.

Unknown_08: He had nice hair.

Unknown_08: So he's just a complete Indian LARPer. You guys get the picture. There's actually, I had multiple videos of him dancing like an Indian, but we only need the one.

2:47:31
Unknown_05: happened to him after the election is he like gone forever now he's now uh dating katie perry josh are you shitting me no i'm not kidding and russell brand is like katie you can't do this to me like this is wrong like he's complaining so next we have so this is what happened after we elected this guy you see this next piece here we're gonna look at this chart

Unknown_08: And this chart shows the level of immigration in Canada. And traditionally, it was around, you know, 200, 300,000 people a year. Suddenly, right during COVID, Justo just decided to say, fuck you. And you see the spike. It's comical. We're bringing in millions of people now.

Unknown_05: Now that their visas are expiring, their student visas for like a million Indians, is there any plan whatsoever on how to deport them all? Because they're not going to leave.

2:48:26
Unknown_08: So they're supposed to self-deport, right?

Unknown_05: And they're actually organizing protests to stay.

Unknown_08: And it's part of my presentation, actually, is them protesting to stay. But I don't think that we actually have the will to remove them. And what's crazy is Canada only has a population of like 30 something million people. Right. So when we bring in a half million permanent new residents every single year and then another million temporary workers on top of that, the demographic change happens so rapidly. Like it's not possible for it to happen this quickly in the States because of the size of the population. Right. We are just like completely overwhelmed now to where in large portions of Canada, you're a complete minority. So now we go into the next slide and we can kind of start to see the demographic breakdown of Brampton. Do you think so too?

2:49:02
Unknown_16: Then you're wrong because you're wrong. 1.96% of population are Nigerians. 2.3% are immigrants from UK. 2.7% are from Trinidad and Tobago. 4.55% are Sri Lankans. 5.1% are from Guyana.

2:49:38
Unknown_05: 5.6%

Unknown_16: Okay, so you got 60% are just straight up Indians, then 7% are Pakistani, which are basically, so there's 65%.

Unknown_08: Then you got another, so 70% when you add the Sri Lankans are Indian. And then you've got another 8% that are black, another 5% that are Filipino, another 2% Nigerian, Trinidadian. It's crazy, bro. Do the math. How many do you think are fucking white?

2:50:16
Unknown_05: It's less than 30% at this point.

Unknown_08: It's crazy.

Unknown_05: So when you go out, it's just like an endless tide of Indians everywhere all the time.

Unknown_08: Yeah, it's Indians and it's Filipinos and it's Chinese and you are the minority and you can play a game in Toronto in the GTA called spot the white person. And you can go 10, 15, 20, 30 minutes without seeing a white person just going outside. That's your life because it's over and it's gone. It's conquered, right? That's what happens if you vote for Vivek. So we can do a further demographic breakdown in the next few slides. We're just going to power through this presentation. Did you know, according to the 2021 census, the city of Brampton had the fifth largest immigrant population in Canada. So there are four places that are even worse off. There were 250 ethnic origins and 171 different spoken languages, Josh. Just think about that. Think about how crazy it is.

2:51:23
Unknown_05: When you get a government form, is it just like in lists, like languages, like translated into a thousand different languages?

Unknown_08: Well, that's what it's going to start to be like. They're not official languages, but because there's so many people that are coming over that only speak Urdu or Hindi or Arabic, we're now starting to offer documentation in those fucking languages. And you see government signs and stuff put up in those languages, even though English and French are the only two official languages. But once you have two languages, then what's to stop you from having three languages? That's why the fight against Spanish in the United States is so important. Oh, my God. 53% of Brampton's population was born outside of Canada, and that's back in 2021.

2:51:56
Unknown_08: They brought in millions since then. It's crazy. We go to the next slide. We can see even more of the demographic breakdown.

Unknown_08: Oh.

Unknown_08: 80% of Brampton's population reported as being a visible minority. An increase of 20%. How can you be a minority when you're 80%?

2:52:33
Unknown_08: Isn't that fucking crazy? It's a bit of a paradox. It's just fucking twisted, buddy. Anyway, that's the state of fucking Brampton demographically. Now let's see how that relates to real life. So here we have just a random house party in Brampton, just a typical Saturday in Brampton.

Unknown_08: Oh, my God. This is Canada. This is it.

Unknown_08: And by the way, you'll see these guys dancing like this in the grocery store. You go to the grocery store and they'll be in their full gear for Diwali and shit, like dancing to collect money.

2:53:12
Unknown_05: Look at this. Have you literally seen this in real life?

Unknown_08: Yes.

Unknown_05: Like a black party like this?

Unknown_08: Yes, this is not a fantasy. Like, this is real life now. This is how it is. I would lose my fucking mind.

Unknown_08: I'm telling you guys, if you vote for Vivek, this is what's coming. People in Canada didn't realize, oh, we're tolerant. We love everybody. Let's be open-minded. Then our brains fell over our fucking head. We went way too far. It's fucked. So now here we have, okay, this is around one in four Canadians, nearly 10 million people experience food insecurity in 2024.

2:53:48
Unknown_05: I like how you just said, like the northern part of Canada has no food. There's just no one.

Unknown_08: It's game over up there, bro. It's like $100 for a can of beans up in fucking Nunavut. Some crazy shit like that. Like when you see those memes about the in-store grocery prices, like they're from the Arctic Circle and shit like that. But now it's getting so bad, it may as well have been the Arctic Circle 10 years ago. We'll watch one of these, Food Bank. Let's do this one. Second, okay.

Unknown_16: Yeah. So today I'm here at Free Food Inc.

Unknown_05: That language is viscerally disgusting to me. I despise hearing this.

2:54:23
Unknown_08: But imagine, Josh, you go outside and you hear that everywhere you go. And they're having conversations in your apartment building elevator and you don't understand. This guy looks like a pooner.

Unknown_05: Look at his rounded shoulders and effeminate body proportions. He looks like a woman that's pretending to be a man. Yeah. He's got wide hips and shit. What the fuck is with this? Is this how they look?

Unknown_08: This is... Yes, dude. And bro, honestly, he's one of the better looking ones. Like facially, he's one of the better looking ones. Bro, I was in Walmart the other day and I don't want to be mean, but I actually saw like subhumans, like fucking like the rural Indians, like that just, and they don't even know, like one of the guys like crashed that he was like carrying this cart of produce and I'm walking in front of him and he just crashed it into the bread table. Sorry, sir! Like, what the fuck? I'm like, I gotta get out of here. Like, I can't step foot in Walmart again. Like, what the hell is going on?

2:54:57
Unknown_05: Like, it's crazy, man. I think the next step for development, because going to the store is such, like, a terrible reminder of how awful everything is. They're going to just have, like, Bezos drones. Like, you load up, like, your groceries into it, and they're just going to drop, like, a crate in your front yard, like a Call of Duty, like, killstreak reward. And you're just going to have to open that up and get your groceries.

Unknown_08: it basically already exists it's instacart or you can do like you go to the parking space and they bring out your groceries yeah like exactly that's so you can avoid seeing real people that he got from the food bank and you know there it is the spoils of war we're giving him argan oil like this is actually pretty good shit yeah

2:56:05
Unknown_08: fancy bags of like lentils and shit fuck you asshole yeah and there's this guy is telling you all right and then we've got oh my god here they are so we got crime issues now so we have so go to 4.4 uh yeah so in canada i don't know if you guys know this but um we have government-run liquor stores So the only place you can get alcohol is the fucking liquor store. And these guys just are so brazen. Look at this guy. He's got a welcome to Canada hat on as he robs the grocery store. Do you see that?

Unknown_05: Yeah.

Unknown_08: And the name here is Yeetal Jeets from the channel, or he's robbing the liquor store. Then we've got, look at this one. We've got another scam in 4.5. The Indian Air coin scam. So you're supposed to pay, like, you see there's one and two dollar coins in Canada. Here he's using his rupee to see if he can scam our tire inflator.

2:57:01
Unknown_05: It's literally worthless.

Unknown_08: And it worked.

Unknown_08: and this is just imagine if this is what's going on like everything is just getting scammed everywhere all the time he uses the rupee and it's just like the guy that opens that is like oh yeah it's a fucking jeet it's just like a calling card it's like a joker card anchor babies let's see here so this is so this is one of their solutions go to 4.6 this is one of their solutions to the deportation crisis as a last option

2:57:46
Unknown_16: Yo, this is it. Your last option is to have a baby in Canada to stay.

Unknown_08: And they just do these videos instructing you how to scam.

Unknown_05: I like how it says best interest of the child in English as like, quote unquote. It's like, so best interest of the child. You have to meet this arduous legal standard that has no meaning or basis in reality. It has no purpose other than securing your visa. So you have to meet this best interest of the child standard, whatever the fuck that is.

Unknown_16: This should be your last option, but you gotta stay in Canada.

2:58:23
Unknown_08: You can't go back.

Unknown_08: Just comment baby? Do you want information about this?

Unknown_05: What the fuck does that mean? Do you know what a baby is? Are they using code words to signal that they need the information of how to do it?

Unknown_08: uh what is baby born how is baby made you got folder five let's see what we got in five okay so this is the immigration protest it said yeah good enough to work good enough to stay Now, I really would not say that they're good enough to work any customer service job. Like, bro, these motherfuckers can barely speak English. They mess up every... We're going to see the state of Tim Hortons at some point here in this presentation. One of the stories of coming back to the U.S.

2:58:57
Unknown_05: was when I was up in Virginia near Dulles. I went to... I don't think you'd know this, but one of the things on my podcast is I literally grew Hungarian wax peppers called banana peppers on my balcony in Europe because I couldn't, you can't find them in Europe. They're like a weird American thing. And, um, I pick them up peppers in Europe. They don't have banana peppers specifically that, um, that could do in subway. So I, not only did I grow them, I pickled them myself. And then I put them on a sandwich that I made it myself. Cause I hate, there's no subway in Europe either. So I hadn't had a subway central banana peppers in five years. And it was driving me crazy. I go back to the U S of course, top of the list is to go to subway and get, extra banana peppers. I go in, it's a Mexican woman and an Indian woman. Neither speak English, neither speak their own language. So they're trying to communicate with me and with each other about my order. And I'm trying to explain, I want extra banana peppers more and two kinds of cheese as I do my order. And they're just like completely fucking dumbstruck by this order. They can't communicate with me. They can't communicate with each other. And it was just like, in completely incapable of i've had these these experiences too and it's just like you're talking to a brick wall and they like shake their head like a bobble head and they like pretend like they understand but they don't fucking understand what do we got here after five five point one what's this one here okay well this guy goes on a little bit long but let's see so these are the people by the way they're good enough to work good enough to stay so much

3:00:50
Unknown_01: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. can you imagine it's so transparent hold on we'll let him go until he reaches one point we'll let him go a little bit stanford

3:01:27
Unknown_08: We're going to Stanford. I'm from Stanford, sir. Yes, Stanford and fucking Surrey.

Unknown_08: So then these guys go here and get these worthless fucking certificates and then expect to be made permanent residents of this country. Like, it's crazy. Like, these educations are completely worthless. All these guys are ending up in service roles, taking all the minimum wage jobs, killing the working class that exists in this country. And basically the host population, what's crazy too, and I'll just briefly on this tangent. What happens, and you guys won't even believe this, our government subsidizes these Indian workers' wages. So if you're a white person applying for a job at Tim Hortons or Subway, you'll never get it over the Indian because the government will pay $4 an hour of their salary. They subsidize it. So we're actually subsidizing our own replacement in the working class. And it's like our people are falling through the cracks and dying. It's so sad. How can they get away with that? I don't understand. Because the people here have so much guilt because we believe we were responsible for slavery, even though we didn't have slavery in Canada, even though the Underground Railroad ended here. We believe that we were... Seriously, they'll say, oh, there were 200 slaves in Nova Scotia in 1760. And give us like the guilt. Then we got the residential school system guilt where because we made Native Americans go to school and learn English, that was a genocide. So we're evil. We're oppressing the third. And people internalize this shit and justify our own replacement and say that, you know, white people deserve to. And this is like this the way it is. This is the mainstream view in Canada. Like, when it gets questioned, it's like, well, what's wrong with you? Like, we're redistributing the wealth to people that are systematically oppressed in the third world. They're victims of colonialism, victims of the British Empire, and so, therefore, they deserve this. But most people... Most people are so uneducated though, that they can't even question any of it.

3:03:26
Unknown_05: Like do you talk to people if you go out to watch football or is this like completely forbidden to be discussed at the football game table?

Unknown_08: I mean, listen, there are a lot of base guys in Canada who know the truth and are like, we're fucked and we're being replaced and it's over. And you know, but, they don't have positions of institutional authority. Academia and the elite professions are completely captured by an ideological liberal class that believe in like the craziest shit. And these elites run the country and anybody who thinks differently, if you say anything to anybody in a public fashion, you will be struck down. You will be kicked out of college. You will be fired from your job. Like you, You can't. And there are laws against hate speech here. Like you don't have freedom to say anything that you want. You do as long as you don't threaten the power system of the country. But if you threaten the power structure of this country in any legitimate way, you will be fucked. You will be felted. So people just give up hope and they look around and they're like, I'm becoming the minority in my own country and there's nothing I can fucking do. And they feel helpless and I don't blame them. I feel helpless. There's nothing I can do.

3:04:52
Unknown_05: So it's very sad.

Unknown_08: It's a very sad.

Unknown_05: Join like a Alberta American state movement. So I can go to jail. Yeah, I can go to jail.

Unknown_08: It's going to be great because what happens is every guy who starts a political party like that goes to jail inside three months. you know? So, uh, let's continue. Uh, it's the black pill segment. You got to fight it now in America. Well, you still have a chance. You have to fight now.

Unknown_05: How do we get you into the U S oh, I got you. When we, when I start my Bermuda GTA six RP server, And we get you live streaming. You're going to become an employee. And then I'm going to need you in my studio in Flo Rida. Obviously, we're going to have a streaming studio set up in a shopping mall somewhere in an Outwood Center.

3:05:24
Unknown_08: What's crazy is in the next clip, you'll learn even the Indians that are here don't like what's happening. Even the Indians are like, there's too many fucking Indian people. Let's have a look.

Unknown_13: Worst place in Toronto?

Unknown_08: India, uh, Brampton.

Unknown_13: Why is that even a- INDIA! Do they just refer to it as like, Bharat?

3:06:01
Unknown_06: It's like, what do you live in? I live in Bharat.

Unknown_13: It's like, they were making cities for India, and then they ran out of space in India, so they're just like, let's just throw one at a random place, boom, Canada. Consider yourself a racist? A racist? Bro, what are you talking about? I'm Indian.

Unknown_08: You know. So even they don't really like it. Look at this. This is crazy. You'll never see this for like an actual Canadian. Special offer for new Canadians. The Royal Bank of Canada. Special offer for new Canadians. And this is what they call them is new Canadians. Get up to 12% cash back on a new RBC cash back MasterCard. You'll never see it above fucking 4% for anybody that's a native Canadian. But for new immigrants, here you go. 12% cash back. Load it up. It's great.

3:06:37
Unknown_05: pretty good they i mean they use that terminology in lots of places they call it the neudeutsch in germany yeah they show like pictures like somalians and shit and hijabs it's almost like it's all happening everywhere at once for some reason uh and then we've got uh okay here we've got edmonton they're just dumping trash on the side of the road just don't give a fuck your shit on the side of the road why are you trying to throw your shit on the side of the road

3:07:29
Unknown_05: Why can't they just go to a dump?

Unknown_12: They don't want to.

Unknown_05: Do they have to pay for the dump?

Unknown_12: Yeah. And yet you come here and just throw shit all over the road.

Unknown_12: It'll be like 20 bucks.

Unknown_08: Really? That's a lot. I know. That's Canadian dollars, so it's like 15. This superhero, he's just made it his mission.

Unknown_05: And good for this guy.

Unknown_05: I firmly believe that if you're driving down the road and you see a Sikh driver that's driving recklessly, you should report them to the fucking NHTSA.

3:08:03
Unknown_08: on that actually we have the cart narcs yeah all right so next one we have more of the trash this person's so infuriating um this indian woman like it's just it makes me mad i pay my taxes the government they pay their taxes so they're gonna litter look at this just dumping in the fucking river

Unknown_08: Like we had the cleanest rivers, the cleanest streams.

Unknown_05: Like it would literally be better to dump it in the road than the river. Yeah. Someone will clean it up on the road. You can't clean that.

Unknown_08: And there's just many, many instances of this. It's not isolated instances. Like this is the Indians fighting amongst themselves in the parking lot. They're different factions.

Unknown_05: Dude, I was talking to one of the boomers who were up in Ohio, one of the actual state central committee members. And I was talking to him and I was like, you know, people my age are nihilistic how we should just let things progress to civil war. And I was like, I think that's a dumb idea because of what I mentioned with the people being from Somalia and Kashmir where they have civil war and they know how to use weapons. But then I was also like... He was also like, well, in a civil war, we win because the hunters are actually the largest undocumented military force in the world. And I'm like, are you – they come to America and they hunt now because it's free food. They'll go out and they'll flash – it's called floodlighting. They'll floodlight deer and massacre them.

3:09:03
Unknown_08: But I've covered this on Kakada in the past, which is a show I stopped doing because I was just too black pilled. But these Indians come here and they get guns in Canada and they like film themselves shooting like in shooting illegally, you know, like shooting bottles in the lake.

3:09:46
Unknown_05: They consider themselves a conquering force. So they're practicing weapons. They're taking their kids out to learn how to hunt, and they're destroying national parks that have to conserve deer populations and fish and stuff. So you'll see them go out and illegally hunt with triple hook things to catch fish. No tags or anything. No conservation. It's just... Canada was such a high trust society and still really is to where like, you know, enforcement is lax and people can get away with so much now.

Unknown_08: Like the system was not designed for people that just don't want to actually play by the rules and say, fuck you.

3:10:23
Unknown_05: I remember when the anti-gun stuff was really kicking up, they were like, you know, Canada is so safe and they don't have any guns anymore. And I remember there was lots of guns. Well, they don't tell you that, but they say they have lots of guns. There are no guns compared to the U S and the Brit, the broadcasters, I think it was even a part of like the Oprah show. I remember seeing this early two thousands. They went up to Canada and to show how safe Canada was, the guys from, or they would open people's doors and just walk in like, Hey, we're doing a news report about how you guys don't lock your fricking doors.

Unknown_08: I wouldn't lock my door. Now I do. But for years, I wouldn't lock my fucking door, you know? I got robbed, fucking, you know? Really? Yeah, I just, all my shit was just taken one day. Like, all right, I guess I have to lock my fucking door now. You know, my PS5's gone, you know? That's crazy.

3:11:02
Unknown_08: so you know but thank god you know i actually had like an income doing the show and i was able to replace my shit that's the way i said it to myself i'm like well somebody else that wasn't as financially fortunate if they got fucking robbed it might really fucking suck i was okay thank god that's like such a cocked way of thinking about it though it's like canada uh okay here are

3:11:35
Unknown_05: I was going to say, it's not like you're happy for them that they have this stuff now, but you're happy that it wasn't somebody who really needed their shit. That's generous. Generous.

Unknown_08: Okay. Okay. So then we've got, here we have, this is like, imagine like a white person dealing with the police in this way. This is actually kind of interesting, how this has aged, because it reminds me of the situation with ICE in Minnesota. Let's have a look here. So this Indian gets given a ticket by the officer to, on the side of the road and he won't accept it and he's going to fight with the officer. Let's have a look.

3:12:19
Unknown_06: Look at this.

Unknown_06: Get out of the way. You're going to get hit. get out of my way i'm not talking to you guys call the office look at the pride flag by the way on the side of our cop car did you see that the rainbow oh my god why was he harassing the the police

Unknown_08: Cause he's upset. He got a traffic ticket for fucking speeding.

3:12:50
Unknown_05: So they wrote him a citation. So he got out of his car to confront the police and they just drove away. Oh my God, this boat, this don't come to the U S you'll be laid out.

Unknown_08: You know what I'm saying? Like, but this is the level of entitlement they have. They think they can talk to the police like this. And let me tell you, like the Canadian police, they're not as crazy as the American police are. But they'll still fuck you up. But they're afraid of doing anything with these immigrants because they'll be called out for racially profiling. Their budgets will get slashed. They're discriminating, et cetera, et cetera.

3:13:23
Unknown_05: So they just don't want to enforce the law.

Unknown_08: I was so bad when I see cops having to tiptoe around shit because they're afraid of getting into trouble.

Unknown_05: But that's next level.

Unknown_05: I mean, this is just the tip of the iceberg.

Unknown_08: I had hundreds of videos that I could have brought today. I just knew we have limited time. But this guy did a study on Tim Hortons. Now, Tim Hortons, you know Tim Hortons, right?

Unknown_05: When I was in Buffalo, I would walk up to the University of Buffalo campus and get a farmer's breakfast at Tim Hortons. So I've had it.

3:13:59
Unknown_08: Yeah, the farmer's wrap. It was like the crown jewel of Canada. In the last 10 years since the invasion began, the quality of Tim Hortons has completely collapsed. They also have now been bought out by Burger King. Really?

Unknown_05: They're part of Young Foods?

Unknown_08: Yeah, I'm pretty sure. They might have been bought out by another conglomeration after that. That's like the death knell, man. Yeah, it's gone so down. They used to freshly bake all of the cookies, all of the donuts every morning. They had like a baker on site that made it. Now it comes in fucking frozen and fucking it's disgusting.

3:14:31
Unknown_08: But they always get your order wrong now. So this guy decided to conduct his own little experiment on how many Tim Hortons orders they get wrong. So let's have a look.

Unknown_17: 32 Tim Hortons. I ordered the same thing every single time, and we're going to see how many orders got wrong.

Unknown_18: A small black coffee and a chocolate chip muffin. Can I get a small black coffee and a chocolate chip muffin, please? Two items. A small black coffee and a chocolate chip muffin, please.

Unknown_05: Those aren't even things you have to prepare. No.

Unknown_05: Put the coffee in the cup. Okay. A small black coffee.

3:15:07
Unknown_17: And a chocolate chip muffin. You don't need to see me go to 32 Tim Hortons. And I went to 32 Tim Hortons twice. 32 Tim Hortons between the hours of 1 p.m. and 4 p.m. on Tuesday and Wednesday. They got nine out of 32 orders. So they're getting one third of orders wrong, Josh.

Unknown_08: That's just a black coffee and a chocolate chip muffin.

Unknown_05: Yeah, it's not even like you have to assemble anything. You just have the tray of muffins and you have the coffee ready to go.

Unknown_08: Now imagine what the rate escalates to when it's actually something complicated. Is this real?

3:15:41
Unknown_05: If you go to Tim Hortons, they just fuck up your order every time?

Unknown_08: Every time. Really? We call it Sing Hortons now.

Unknown_05: I would say...

Unknown_08: Probably 50-50, I would say. 55-60% of times it's wrong. That's crazy. It's just a failing civilization. It's in collapse.

Unknown_17: I was not waiting in a lot of lines. The next one I'll bring up here, 7.30 a.m. to 10.30 a.m. This is their busy time. Same orders, same Tim Hortons locations.

3:16:18
Unknown_08: Half the time. Half the time.

Unknown_08: Now, of course, that's anecdotal, you know, but.

Unknown_05: How do you fuck up the order, though? Like, I wish you would explain what he's getting. Is he getting like the wrong muffin or something?

Unknown_08: They probably are giving him the wrong fucking muffin. I'm going to guess. Or they're putting a cream and a sugar in the coffee or two cream, two sugar, because most people get a double double is what we call it, which is two cream, two sugar. Okay, so here we finally, we got to the Wasaga Beach pooping situation. So Wasaga Beach is the largest freshwater beach in the world, if you can believe it. And it was a beautiful little tourist town. It was kind of a tourist trap, but you know, it's nice. And it's just been completely ruined. Let's have a look.

3:16:57
Unknown_00: Beach. It's a popular summer tourist destination in the province. But let's responding to reports of beach goers leaving behind a mess.

Unknown_05: Beach goers. My favorite thing is a euphemism in news media for like brown people. Beach goers.

Unknown_08: So here we have this is the mainstream media narrative. Then we're going to hear from the premier, and then we'll hear from our alternative media, which is run by Ezra Lufthansa. ...for being the longest freshwater beach in the world.

3:17:33
Unknown_14: But in recent weeks, it has been talked about for a different reason.

Unknown_15: She's seen that they were using this as a washroom.

Unknown_14: This TikTok account claiming that her friend witnessed... By the way...

Unknown_08: She got interrogated by the police for making these TikToks, exposing it. They came to her house and started threatening her to bring her up on charges because she reported on it. Yeah. Were they going to say, like, you're filming people indecently or something?

Unknown_08: They'll just be like, this is, you know, you're riling up hate against an immigrant population. This is wrong. You guys have oil, right? Yeah. It's kind of like the oil in Venezuela. We'll find a way, I promise.

3:18:07
Unknown_14: Yeah.

Unknown_15: So she was pointing out to me, this is where they filled it in and she personally seen them using it.

Unknown_14: This and several other videos about people defecating on the beach have garnered hundreds of thousands of views and has been the talk along the beachfront. If this is something that's happening and people are actually... Even the black guy is like, what the fuck, yo?

Unknown_05: Yeah. There's bad actors everywhere.

Unknown_04: If someone should see something happening that... Bad actors everywhere?

3:18:40
Unknown_05: As if there's like... As if it's like desirable to poop in the beach.

Unknown_08: But we never had this problem. There's always bad actors, scuzzy people, drug addicts and stuff like that. We never had people pooing on the beach. By the way, they spent tens of thousands of dollars to put in washrooms right next to the beach and they refused to walk over to them and use them.

Unknown_08: It's literally a two minute walk, but instead they shit on the beach.

Unknown_05: They need to get like one of the news reporters to shit on the beach.

3:19:13
Unknown_08: You know what? Let's quickly go to the next one. I know we're fucking pressed on time. This is our premier of Ontario. So our governor of our largest province.

Unknown_08: He goes, folks. Don't be pooping on the beach.

Unknown_06: There's no proof of it either.

Unknown_08: So first of all, if there's no proof of any of it, then why do you need to tell people not to poop on the beach? But the fact that it's come to this...

Unknown_08: How many TikToks do you need before we have evidence of this?

3:19:45
Unknown_05: I'm telling you, it's not just in the cities, like small towns.

Unknown_08: It's like you've been conquered. You know, like how, you know, the Nazis would put up Nazi flags along all the road signs and stuff. They do that here. They put up gay pride flags on every light post. Do they put up Indian flags as well? Yes, well, not Indian flags, but they'll put up like native flags, like the orange flag with the feather. Oh.

Unknown_08: It's crazy.

Unknown_05: I wonder why the Indians don't wave their flag like the Mexicans do.

Unknown_08: Finally, we have our big expose on this by Rebel News. I told my kids, if we're going to go on the beach, watch out so you don't step in any human poop.

3:20:20
Unknown_10: I've heard people are using tents and they're just like doing it in the sand so no one can see. I think it's really gross. Yeah.

Unknown_15: They're digging holes and they're pooping and putting tents up because they don't want to go to the washrooms. And I'm here to fact check that because that's not a lie.

Unknown_10: It makes me not want to swim and not want to be on the beach. To be a responsible parent, you should be showing your kids that you can actually throw out their diaper in the washroom, not bury it at a beach.

Unknown_08: They're burying diapers.

Unknown_05: That's fucking vile. They dig a hole and they use it to... Those aren't biodegradable either, so they just sit there.

3:20:57
Unknown_02: No.

Unknown_02: It's crazy. David Menzies for Rebel News here in Wasaga Beach, Ontario, the world's longest freshwater beach. But you know something, folks? There is something a little more putrid on the beach these days. Indeed, a local resident by the name of Natty, she recently took to social media. In which she accused newcomers, mostly from India, of defecating on the beach and then burying their excrement in the sand.

3:21:31
Unknown_15: There are Indian families that dig holes and put tents and poop. They do it on the beach now and they do it. They did it off my backyard. There was like three different families of maybe. Can you imagine? That came for barbecues. No.

Unknown_08: There's someone that you just walk out in your backyard and there's an Indian with his pants around your fucking ankles taking a dump in your backyard.

Unknown_05: See, this is why the American physical violence reaction is so necessary because you do that and somebody's right in the US, you just get punched in the fucking face. Like, what are you doing? You get shot, you know?

Unknown_08: Yeah.

3:22:04
Unknown_05: Honestly, like, if you're shitting in somebody's yard, like a human being defecating in someone's yard, you probably deserve to get shot, no?

Unknown_08: Like, holy fuck.

Unknown_05: And then it goes to a jury of your peers as opposed to the guy in the powdered wig. And everyone's going to be like, yeah, he fucking, he was asking for it. That was a threat to his life.

Unknown_05: Should I keep going?

Unknown_15: Yeah.

Unknown_15: On the fence of my backyard. I seen them digging the hole and I seen them put the tent. When they left, there was poop that happened three separate times. I've had to yell at people for shitting on the borderline property line of my backyard. And yes, it was Indian families. So that's not false. You can check my town's page where they say there are Indian people pooping on our beach because there is. They're digging holes and they're pooping and putting tents up because they don't want to go to the washrooms. And I'm here to fact check that because that's not a lie. So...

3:22:43
Unknown_02: I don't get it. Why not use washroom?

Unknown_02: Are they in the 19th century? Yes. Shut the fuck up. And they confirm that Natty is 100% correct in her assertions. All right, this goes on and on and on.

3:23:18
Unknown_08: Let's have a quick look at the trucking fiasco.

Unknown_08: Let's have a look here. This Indian driver got five years for this one.

Unknown_08: Oh, this guy. This was in Canada?

Unknown_05: Oh, yeah, Ontario.

Unknown_05: Yeah. Love the music.

Unknown_05: It's the predator music that comes on when an Indian is driving.

Unknown_08: You're just dead.

Unknown_05: You're just dead like that.

Unknown_08: One moment you're just driving along with your family. The next minute you're just fucking dead.

3:23:56
Unknown_08: There's countless incidents of this that have been going on.

Unknown_08: Look at this one. How do you even do that?

Unknown_05: That's really impressive. I guess he just swerved off the road from driving like a retard.

Unknown_05: No, I was paying perfect attention to my surroundings.

Unknown_19: He doesn't know what the fuck he's saying.

3:24:40
Unknown_19: No.

Unknown_19: bullshit can't even say years or months how long did you how long did you drive i cannot understand yourself you can't understand how'd you pass the test if you can't you know how long did you drive a truck for uh driving yeah yeah how long two months two months in canada that's fucking crazy man i'm gonna kill somebody

3:25:11
Unknown_08: isn't it though so how this guy got his license and this is our final stop here and this is a long one we're obviously not going to finish it but this is a government investigation this is funded by the cbc into these indian driving schools where they're just paying them to pass they don't even have to do the tests or anything or the training required this is your marketplace

Unknown_05: Canada looks very brown based off that montage in the intro.

Unknown_20: Yeah. Brampton.

Unknown_05: If I was taking a trip up to Ontario to see Brampton in person, the glory of Brampton, is there like an iconic thing to see in Brampton to get the experience?

Unknown_05: I don't think so.

Unknown_04: I wish I had been recording your face, because the look on your face was just stupefied by that question.

3:26:13
Unknown_08: I think they might have a clock tower there. Like, that's their big thing.

Unknown_05: Let me look it up. The most famous thing in Brampton.

Unknown_05: The best thing to do. The Flower Town of Canada.

Unknown_07: Yeah, they called it Flower Town.

Unknown_07: Um...

Unknown_08: I don't think there's anything.

Unknown_07: Like, there's a lot of Indian restaurants.

Unknown_08: I'm sure there's some good ones.

Unknown_05: Apparently there's lots of gardens and flower displays. Yeah. Yeah, that's what they're known for. The Rose Theater. Okay. I got it.

3:26:47
Unknown_08: Okay, so there's nothing there, basically. Somebody help me. I'm in horrible pain. Someone help me, please. Okay. It's pretty challenging as a new driver.

Unknown_20: It's his second go at it after failing to pass the first time a few months back.

Unknown_20: Now, that's not so unusual for truckers in training.

Unknown_20: What is different is the way some of them are now making it onto our roads.

Unknown_20: Consider the consequences.

3:27:20
Unknown_05: Just like 50-ton death machines going with inertial force to bring down the building.

Unknown_05: Oh, my God. Isn't it scary?

Unknown_20: Getting the anxiety. Makes us wonder, are they getting the training they need?

Unknown_20: Is this a truck driving school? It starts in training yards like this one. Yeah, I'm looking to get my license. We come with hidden cameras after hearing we might be offered some shortcuts.

Unknown_11: When can I start driving?

Unknown_08: You can start today.

Unknown_20: $10,000. But here, they're charging half that.

3:27:57
Unknown_11: $4,500. $4,500? Yeah, with the two drives. In $4,000, two-time road test is included. $4,500? These schools offer a program called MELT, Mandatory Entry Level Training.

Unknown_20: Ontario is the first in North America to set it up. Anyone who wants to drive a tractor trailer has to take at least 103.5 hours of training before they can take a ride.

Unknown_08: 103 hours at least.

Unknown_20: We may not need that many hours.

3:28:29
Unknown_11: 103 hours completed, it doesn't matter you have completed or not. Maybe you will ready in 90 hours, it doesn't matter.

Unknown_20: A third of the time is supposed to be spent in a separate classroom learning theory. Not here. I just really hate the way they speak.

Unknown_05: It's so like alien sounding.

Unknown_08: It really is. It's like a very alien people.

Unknown_20: Another no-no is called training to the test.

Unknown_08: So they give them the test. They tell them.

3:29:04
Unknown_20: You're supposed to know them all.

Unknown_08: They'll only train one.

Unknown_11: Sure seems like training to the test.

Unknown_20: People who teach at trucking schools in Ontario need no special instructor license. They do if they teach at a regular driving school.

3:29:41
Unknown_05: What's really frustrating is that like in the U.S., we have the institutional power to like crush people who are abusing the system. So you just need people who are Karen-pilled enough to like go out of their way to invoke these organs. But I really get the feeling in Canada that things are like so bad that it doesn't matter. You could report these people all day and they're just like, yeah, we know. What are we going to do about it?

Unknown_08: Oh, yeah. I mean, they're trying. I think they did some sort of reform on this very recently in terms of licensing where you need more experience. I'm not 100% sure.

Unknown_05: It's probably because of NHTSA in the U.S., though. The FTA or FTC or whatever the fuck said, we're not going to take Canadians in the country anymore if you guys can't sort this shit out.

3:30:23
Unknown_08: Yeah. Yeah. i guarantee you it's got probably something to do with that but this is the situation that we face and you know people think oh it won't be so bad oh you know just tolerate it you know we all get along but it's not like that like once it sets in and you're the minority it's you're fucked it's over so don't fucking vote for vivek Don't do it.

Unknown_05: Try and help Putsch or whatever the fuck, because it's just tough in Canada. One of the things I wanted to mention, I tried to explain it, but I think I distracted, is that his friend, Alex Triantafilou, his Dinsmore group, not only do they import Somalis, they're trying to build up a bunch of warehouses and data centers and shit in Ohio. They handle immigration stuff, like H-1Bs.

3:30:57
Unknown_05: For sure, the plan is... that Vivek will green light all these projects to get all the shit in Ohio with the idea being, Oh, it's new business for Ohioans. And then they're all going to green light their H1B shit through Dinsmore to kick back, you know, a hundred million dollars to Alex's company.

Unknown_07: What we don't understand is they pretend like we're getting the best.

Unknown_08: Like we're getting the best workers, the best trained. But the thing is, as you see there, even if they have credentials, a lot of the time the credentials are a fucking scam. They found some way to get the credential without actually earning it. And then we just have a bunch of people here that are fucking useless and that are dangerous in the case of these truck drivers. Like it's just bad.

3:31:45
Unknown_05: Even when they don't have a dangerous job, they just make everything worse. Like your grocery shopping experience, your fucking Tim Hortons.

Unknown_05: So that's the situation. On a lighter note, I have, um, an Indian Q and a forum. It's kind of like, yeah. So just, uh, I would like to practice my Indian accent a little bit with you because you do it better than me. You have more experience. Okay. So this is the, uh, sexual health. I love how the first one's impotency in men. As it turns out, India is the country with the highest rate of impotency in the entire world, probably because they live in a toxic dump. Um,

3:32:21
Unknown_05: but this is the Q and a board. Okay. So we're going to read some of these posts on practice.

Unknown_05: Uh, Impotency. How to know a person is impotent. Any tests which give me clear idea about my husband's impotency because he is not able to perform his conjugal obligations. I don't know what to do. Instead of accepting his faults, he abused me physically, mentally, economically. He is taking DJAT-T tablets also. What to do? Please help. And now, this is how they respond, right? Like, Dr. Dinesh Varma and Dr. A. Amin Homeopath, they basically say, consult, because then you click the button and you pay them for their consultation. So instead of giving them, like, any information, they just say, consult the police. I will fix your husband's impotency problems so that he can fulfill his conjugal obligations. Yeah.

3:33:38
Unknown_05: Okay, drug affects HIV results. I guess because he's also HIV positive, and he's confused with why he's turning up negative. Or maybe he's having really, really risky sex with the nastiest geats possible, and he's like, I have to have HIV by now. It's hard to tell what he even fucking means here. This is ESL, the very definition. This is a 37-year-old man writing this, so...

3:34:17
Unknown_06: but Dr. Dinesh Varma is back here saying consult um okay vomiting and nausea that sounds fun hi I am mother of five months baby and I am suffering from nausea baby

Unknown_07: suffering from nausea and vomiting don't know what to take medicine would be safe while breastfeeding basically nothing and you should not be asking this question on the internet basically oh my god I might have to bring out the fucking bell buddy we're ringing the bell buddy I do have the bell somewhere you gotta get your own bell

3:35:05
Unknown_08: I have one. I told you this already. Oh, that's right. It was on the first episode. We had the total auditory abomination hearing.

Unknown_08: So annoying. Oh, my God.

Unknown_05: Releasing goo. Hi, I am 27 of age. I am talking to my girlfriend with any topic, realizing goo every time. I research somewhere. I guess as I get answers, it's not any issue. But problem is, after realizing it, I am feeling very weak, joint and back pain, etc. So it's normal or an issue. This guy is realizing goo.

3:35:41
Unknown_04: This guy is fucking gooing every time. And he's very concerned about it.

Unknown_08: Is he fucking coming?

Unknown_05: Or what the fuck is he doing? Well, Dr. Mennel says, don't worry. Mild leakage can happen. Sometimes it just leaks, buddy. Don't worry about it.

Unknown_06: It says he's got the heart syndrome, sir. Your goo-age is the heart syndrome 100% everything, sir.

3:36:14
Unknown_05: Oh, no.

Unknown_05: Okay. How about gentile warts? I have gentile... Gentile warts.

Unknown_06: I have gentile warts. I have gentile warts in... Bangina area and bumps are coming in different places day by day and something it's itching is impossible if I want to remove this warts I can do it after three months and can I get anything to stop itching and spread of warts Dr. Dinesh Varma says consult thanks doc at least one guy says it's probably HPV okay

3:37:00
Unknown_05: Well, this guy, he says, kindly connect for his detail evaluation. I gotta see the genteel words, sir.

Unknown_05: Delay spray? Delay spray. Can I use delay spray or cream when trying to conceive, or is there any other option of delay spray?

Unknown_07: I don't know what that is.

Unknown_08: maybe I'm just ignorant I don't know pimple like small bum on vulva I have developed this small pimple like bump which is not possible for my vulva near my clitoris it is an infection or cause of concern should I see a doctor for this oh no man let's try erectile dysfunction here

3:37:52
Unknown_05: I need temporary results. This guy is 27 and he's already got ED. This dude made it to Canada.

Unknown_04: He opened up the OnlyFans app.

Unknown_05: It's over. Over before it ever began. I need temporary results on erectile dysfunction. Please help in advising if Kutub X tablets or Dasutra tablets works for this and how much dosage I should take. Please also advise medications for this. I have been prescribed these medications by a doctor. What the fuck are you on the internet asking questions for then? He went to a doctor. He went to the Canadian healthcare system. They didn't tell him to kill himself. Gave him a prescription. And he's still like, what do I do?

3:38:25
Unknown_05: Read the instructions on your fucking script, bro.

Unknown_06: Okay. All right.

Unknown_04: Oh, dude.

Unknown_06: Well... Sell my spam. I donate my spam. My spam, son. I thought I am sell my spam to Spam Center.

Unknown_08: Shit, buddy.

Unknown_06: Please accept it. I sell my spam. He's like begging them. Please, son. Please, son.

3:38:57
Unknown_08: I need love. Oh, man. This is crazy. How did you find this?

Unknown_05: This is from the Kiwi Farms, the India Ministry. If you are a big fan of this kind of content, the India Ministry on the Kiwi Farms is a big hub of such content. There are many websites like this that are funny.

Unknown_05: Pain relief oil drink? Okay, I have to... Next really funny one. I'll cut it there, but let's go. My uncle unknowingly drank maharaya thylum pain relief oil. Three milliliters. Is there any issue? Could you please... He drank three milliliters of an ointment and is like, is he going to die?

3:39:30
Unknown_08: I don't know. Call fucking poison control, buddy. Like, I don't know.

Unknown_08: Shit.

Unknown_08: I got periods.

Unknown_05: Well, that's positive, isn't it? Like... I got three cycles. Lasted five days each cycle with PMS of periods already after eye pill. Is there any chance of pregnancy after three cycles of periods? I love this response!

3:40:02
Unknown_04: I was about to say, uh, no, and then, yeah, we got a Shidelight Eye Bondline here.

Unknown_07: Uh, no. No. That's not how it works, lady.

Unknown_04: Um...

Unknown_04: Okay, last one. This better be good. Husband sucks my milk all night. Did you see that one?

Unknown_06: Husband sucks my milk all night. Husband sucks my milk all night. And my breasts are growing bigger in size. Feels so feeling all night.

3:40:39
Unknown_07: No.

Unknown_05: Dr. Ampkesh L says, take consultation, both of you.

Unknown_08: Get some help, sir. This is not right. This is messed up what you are doing. Stop it.

Unknown_08: Oh, that's wild. That's going to be a tough one to top.

Unknown_05: These people are crazy. I should probably do a couple more because I wasn't screen recording the fucking website like a retard.

3:41:14
Unknown_08: Are you fucking kidding, buddy?

Unknown_05: I don't have a chat yelling at me.

Unknown_08: Oh my god, you're not the worst EOBS.

Unknown_05: This one here, okay. Pus coming from urine. Hi, white pus coming from urine report attached. These guys attach medical documents about his urine for these random internet strangers. It's for four days I'm facing this problem. I just realized this guy, Dr. Ah Amen, who replies to everyone, it can be cured permanently with homeopathic treatment. I don't think that this is a legal statement to even make in the United States. No, you can't say that shit.

3:41:49
Unknown_08: I don't think you can say that here either. I think it's even stricter here. Like, that's wild.

Unknown_05: regarding gel oh my god is he trying to he's trying to say regarding gel can anyone suggest me sprem thinly gel we are planning to conceive the baby so i need gel use as a lubricant for men please suggest me what okay so you're asking for lube

Unknown_05: Yeah, I guess he's trying to slip inside those bad boys in faster. He can't fucking just go to the pharmacy and get it?

3:42:23
Unknown_08: Like, what the fuck?

Unknown_05: I guess he's afraid that regular water-based lubricant will, like, kill the sperm, but I don't think so.

Unknown_07: No.

Unknown_05: Advice needed? Wait, hold up. Oh, God. Advice needed. I went to the barber shop while cutting my ear hair with ear tremor. It got cut and blood came. Am I at risk for HIV? Please, advice. And this guy, Shakar, says, we have homeopathic medications for your problem. What's going on with this homeopathic?

3:42:55
Unknown_08: This guy's like a scammer. This guy's like stealing his goods to desperate, ignorant people on this site. Like, what is going on?

Unknown_05: Thoroughly rinse the impacted area with clean cow urine. Make sure it is clean cow urine, sir. It is holy and sacred, and it will cure your HIV.

Unknown_05: Um...

Unknown_05: Let's see. Torn meatus? Oh, my God.

Unknown_08: Wet dreams?

Unknown_05: Hi, my meatus. Hi, my meatus is torn. Whole size is increased. No pain, no swelling. What does this mean?

3:43:27
Unknown_05: Will that skin grow back? Okay, I have to look up what a meatus is.

Unknown_08: Yeah, I was like, did you know? I'm like, I don't fucking know a meatus.

Unknown_05: Is it part of your cock? The tubular opening of the part of the body? Was it his pee hole? Yeah, the urinary amniotis. He tore his pee hole open. How did you rip your fucking pee hole?

Unknown_08: Was he passing a kidney stone?

Unknown_05: You're sounding. Dr. K. Supriya has nothing to say. She has nothing to say.

3:44:03
Unknown_04: She has no advice whatsoever.

Unknown_05: Wet dreams. Okay, this better be good.

Unknown_05: What is the frequency of nightfall that we can consider it as normal and when we should consult to a urologist? So nightfall, I guess, is what they call it in Sanskrit is like the name of it.

Unknown_08: Okay. We can't let this happen. We have to stop the deck. I'm not going to call it a nightfall. That's crazy. Oh, this is like, how do you even come to such a conclusion? What do we got here? Hold up. This one right here. HIV via dried blood on cotton?

3:44:36
Unknown_08: Extreme white discharge.

Unknown_05: What are the reasons for extreme white discharge? Sometimes cheese-like consistency. Please suggest some antibiotic to reduce it. As if you're going to go to the store and just pick up some antibiotics over the counter.

Unknown_08: You got some homeopathic solutions if you want.

Unknown_05: Is this guy, is he there again with this?

Unknown_08: No, he's not. No. That's crazy, that guy, man. Like, I can't even believe that that's legal to do. Like, under his, like, real name?

3:45:09
Unknown_03: Yeah, I imagine he's based in Rio or something.

Unknown_08: I wouldn't be surprised.

Unknown_08: Okay.

Unknown_05: Probably should cut it there before we get to four hours.

Unknown_08: Oh, really? We went that long, eh? It's been three hours, 45 minutes. The time flies by with you, buddy. I know, I know.

Unknown_05: I know. Right around now, the Amazon warehouse lackey is like wrapping up, taking off his vest. So he's like, ah, mission accomplished. The podcast got me through another day of waging in the cage. The cage is opening for me. I'm free to roam about the warehouse. It's a glorious day.

3:45:42
Unknown_08: Well, let us know if you guys want to keep seeing these. I don't know if it was the best show ever, the worst show ever. I don't really know.

Unknown_05: I got very positive feedback from the last one. You're not on Locals, but they can reply on Locals and stuff. There was a lot. They all liked it. Good, good.

3:46:14
Unknown_08: That's exciting. That's exciting. We got to help. You got to raise the price though. Now that I'm here, these $5, like, come on guys. Like, did you set it so they can pay more? You can pay whatever you want. They need to pay more guys up it to at least 20 bucks. Now that we have this premium content, the premium gourmet content guys.

Unknown_05: Okay. One last thing before we go. Have you ever seen my cheese reviews?

3:46:48
Unknown_08: So I hear that you struggle with cheese that you have.

Unknown_05: Listen, listen up. Listen here. Okay. Oh, you're doing the cheese boards, buddy.

Unknown_08: I do this too.

Unknown_05: This is a picture of a cheese board that was taken in my house. Okay. How do you feel about these pictures? You know what?

Unknown_08: I might start taking pictures of my cheese board to compete with your cheese board, buddy. I think that you will struggle to even come to a fraction of the quality of my cheese boards. Well, you have to rely on shafty American cheese, buddy.

3:47:22
Unknown_05: But you're not going to catch me putting fruit on my cheese board, pal. It's for aesthetics. There's a kiwi on it, goddammit.

Unknown_08: I'm going to put deli meats on mine, buddy. Fucking prosciutto and shit. So good. Deli meat.

Unknown_03: It would clash with the aesthetic vision of this board. I do it for Christmas and New Year's.

Unknown_08: I do cheese board. I enjoy that.

Unknown_05: okay i want to see your fucking cheese i call it the cheese fag the cheese fag buddy

3:47:59
Unknown_08: You go to the faggoty cheese stores and you get your faggoty cheese.

Unknown_05: I am subscribed to a monthly cheese box and they send me the finest cheeses. And that's what is the basis of my of my cheese spread.

Unknown_08: Finest artisan cheeses, buddy. I've got the Quebec cheese, buddy. Fuck your Quebec cheese. Quebec cheese. It's just like European cheese, buddy. Oh, I bet.

Unknown_04: It's great.

Unknown_08: Yeah, it's so good.

Unknown_08: I get the goat cheese. You know what I like? I like the raspberry goat cheese. You ever get that?

Unknown_05: You can't. Look, when you're adding in shit like raspberry, you're just fucking cheating at that point. It has to be high quality cheese. The goat cheese.

3:48:36
Unknown_08: So you spread the goat cheese on the crackers, man. Yeah. And then you put the jam on it.

Unknown_05: But if it's already inside the cheese, you're fucking cheating.

Unknown_08: But that one, you don't need that one. You don't need it, though.

Unknown_05: It's like eating. It's like going to the store and buying.

Unknown_08: No, no, no.

Unknown_05: It's like going to the store and buying that like schmucker shit that has like the half peanut butter, half jam. And then like, look, I'm making a wonderful.

Unknown_07: Yeah, the goober.

Unknown_05: And then you're like, oh, I made a wonderful sandwich.

Unknown_08: I don't even think we have goober in Canada. Do we have it here? I'm just saying that you can't do that.

3:49:09
Unknown_05: And then say that you're like a like a peanut butter connoisseur. Like, no, you're just getting the fucking goober. OK, you're getting the goober peanut butter.

Unknown_08: I guess we do have goober now. Fuck, I didn't know. Try it.

Unknown_05: That was my favorite poverty food when I was a teenager. I would make myself some goober.

Unknown_08: I could have guessed. I could have. Now you're this fancy patrician king with your mighty cheese platter. Look at this. Is this AI? Did you really fucking create this?

3:49:41
Unknown_05: Yes, this is real. And it was taken with my high quality business expense camera. Okay.

Unknown_08: you business expense to dslr camera even though you don't show your face online yes because i take cheese but this this segment is called the tax write-off segment and this justifies well i'm gonna write off my gambling losses this year buddy that that would be harder to justify unless you stream it nobody you better fucking stream it bud I'm going to. We're going to start it together. Once steak becomes legal in Canada, there's no stopping me then. It's going to be full on degeneracy clown hours. And we're going to next season. I'm going to get you into fantasy football. We're going to build you your fantasy team. You're going to be a real normie, buddy. I don't think so.

3:50:14
Unknown_05: I think you're going to be trying to put together this cheese board and you're going to be struggling with it.

Unknown_08: Choose which, which major sport would you go with Josh? You going hockey, basketball, football. Hockey is like the least gay of those sports.

3:50:45
Unknown_05: I think.

Unknown_08: Yes, it is. And it's like majority white. It's like an ethno state out there, but then like, they're just like, they sneak in like a couple of black players. Now there's a couple of Asian players in the league. There's like even an Indian guy now. On the ice? I swear, I saw an Indian guy playing at a local game. I'm like, what the hell is going on?

Unknown_08: What the fuck is this?

Unknown_05: They better be careful. They're going to take it over like how they took over cricket.

3:51:20
Unknown_08: Cricket? The only reason they can dominate that is because no one else gives a shit about it other than cocked Australians. It's not that hard to beat Australia. Some will say, hey, fuck you, cunt! You fucking piece of shit! You fucking scoundrel!

Unknown_05: Well, I would love to see your cheese board. You will not top this one. I promise you.

Unknown_08: be able to top your cheese you're gonna be sitting over there sweating thinking how the fuck did he do it it was so like the like the the business card scene in uh american cycling god it's so tasteful the color color consistency he's cheese board buddy cheese board cheese board he's not gonna be able to put one together like that his wife's asian she ain't making no fucking cheese board They don't have cheese in China, dude.

3:52:10
Unknown_05: They're like American craft singles because they don't have any lactose.

Unknown_08: Yeah, exactly. They're all lactose intolerant over there. This is why it's the true white man's cuisine. You finally understand me.

Unknown_05: You understand my interest. You're the cheese to my ham, buddy. You're the cheese to my ham, bitch. The most romantic thing I've ever heard in my entire life. Truly. Now you understand how he pulls all those funky girls.

Unknown_08: Are we ever beating the allegations out here in this stock fast land?

3:52:45
Unknown_05: I don't know. I don't know what you're saying. What people say about me. I don't hear nothing. Okay.

Unknown_08: Well, I have allegations, I guess. He's gay! Co-host dresses like a woman!

Unknown_05: It's weird! You make one fucking cheese board and suddenly you're gay. See how it is.

Unknown_08: You show your asshole one time online in a terror list in pink and pristine. Suddenly everyone thinks you're a fucking gay bottom. I don't know why. It's just natural hair pink. I have no facial hair, any hair of any kind on my body as fuck. I don't know.