Buddy!


0:00:00
Unknown_05: Buddy, let's go.  We got Josh New Year today! It's a sad day, isn't it, Josh? The Gator Gamer has graduated, buddy. It's tough. We don't have old Gator to kick around anymore. He's made it. One of the greatest, most monumental personalities of the sector, leaving us too soon.


Unknown_17: Too soon, buddy.


Unknown_22: The head of the sector, you might say.


0:00:35
Unknown_05: The head of the  the table. He's the successor to Jim Medeker himself.


Unknown_05: The eldest of fags. Gator. We all love Gator, don't we, guys?


Unknown_22: He played the soundboard.  Yeah, the soundboard guy.


Unknown_05: You want to explain? Because, you know, I thought that it meant that Gator was graduating from school. He was finally going to be an x-ray technician. He was quitting the internet and living out his dreams. He was going to touch grass. But no, apparently not, Josh. Care to explain the dark, esoteric lore of graduating? The sinister secrets of E-tubing, bud?  So between the three of us, I am going to be the designated VTuber expert, which is a miserable distinction.


0:01:06
Unknown_05: People in the comments are calling it out. They're like, Josh doesn't know fucking anything about VTubers. They go, Josh only knows the most entry level of VTuber stuff. And then we know even less about...  so it really is the blind leading the fucking blind here uh but josh go ahead you are the resident vtube expert hit us with that sweet lore bro this goes way back okay so people might be vaguely familiar with the vtuber but the term graduation actually has a deeper root


0:01:39
Unknown_17:  the Korean and Japanese idol industries which is basically this weird thing where they take teen girls and they parade them around and adult men fawn over them when they come of age when they are no longer childlike they are fired kind of like when a racehorse breaks its legs it's put out to the glue factory when the idol becomes an adult  And is no longer valuable to the corporation. They are graduated, which is their nice because number one, it sounds like a high school thing, you know, graduating from high school. But it sounds like they're moving on to bigger and better things. And it's a it's a tearful occasion where they're just progressing in life. But, you know, they're not being fired, but they're totally being fired.  In VTubing, they borrow heavily from the idol industry. So graduating is the same thing. If for whatever reason they are getting fired or they're leaving a company, oftentimes they can't bring the character that they control. So they have to leave that character as intellectual property to the corporation they're leaving. So the character will graduate. And Gator, by saying he's graduating, what he's saying, you might think, as you said, you might think mistakenly that he's growing up  He's getting a job. He's moving on. He's 38 fucking years old. He might be doing something with his life. Figured it out. Yeah, no, absolutely not. He is simply retiring the alias, the Gator Gamor, and he is moving on to something else. My moniker so far, he hasn't debuted as his new personality.


0:03:01
Unknown_17: The Gator is not formally his past life. That's the terminology for it.


0:03:35
Unknown_05: Not yet.


Unknown_17: So we don't know what it is, but I'm going to be calling him the Anime Aardvark.  That's my presumption.


Unknown_05: Well, I thought that's what he was going to be is the angry anime aardvark, the AAA or whatever.


Unknown_17: AAA. Yeah. Okay. He literally put out this announcement. I thought it was like a joke because he's done this shit before where he's made like joke, like parodies of things that have happened in the scene because he considered kind of like a flamenco is the best comparison. He considers himself like a VTuber commentator, which is what flamenco was before he self-immolated.  Um, but, uh, no, he's literally just retiring the alias, the Gator Gamer and nothing else is changing because as I'll get into, uh, this is the culmination of this. He says that the name Gator Gamer has too much baggage and it's holding him back in the VTuber industry. So he has to retire.


0:04:10
Unknown_05:  I think the fact that he's not a woman with like a child's voice is holding him back in the VTuber space.


Unknown_17: No, no, no. You misunderstand. He's not trying to be a VTuber. He might try to come out as a VTuber because there are a couple of male VTubers. But just as a commentator, like he wants to be more friendly with the personalities and the VTubing industry. But they Google the gay tour game more and they see all this shit about Ethan Ralph and the Kiwi Farms. And they're like, I can't talk to you. So the anime women won't talk to him.


0:04:55
Unknown_05: It's really pissing him off.  Well, does he think it's really going to help that much? Or are the anime women used to Gator's caliber of character? They're not.


Unknown_17: I don't have this in the notes, but there's actually a leaked DM with his oshi, Kiki Pion Pion. And Kiki Pion Pion is telling this person that...  she broadcasted her meet and greet at one of these conventions and gator showed up and she said it was like the worst decision she's ever made she's not gonna be broadcasting them anymore so no he actually does have like an actual stink around him and they don't want to be they don't want to associate with him well yeah i could see that yeah i could see that josh


0:05:35
Unknown_22:  Well, you know what's funny? The graduation term you were saying, it's used for like people who are in the industry and they're moving on because they're too old or whatever the hell, right? But Gator was never in the industry. Did he make up this own – like did he just steal this graduation theme and used it for himself? It's just autism, isn't it? Or was he anointed? Yeah.  he wasn't anointed or anything was he no by kiki i honestly god i think gator suffers from actual hallucinations because some of the shit he doesn't he said that a demon attached itself to you and possessed you and that's why you don't like him josh you're possessed by demonic entities


0:06:23
Unknown_05:  Well, I've never been checked for it. I guess it's possible. That was around the Sonichu Demon.


Unknown_17: I guess he's like a genuine believer of the Sonichu Demon, and he believes that I am currently possessed by it. That's his working theory.


Unknown_05: Oh, okay. Okay. So I'm sure, by the way, there's a lot of people who have no idea who the Gator gamer Shannon Gaines is.  We're going to give you guys a little bit of an introduction to who Gator is. So we have a folder here called A Taste of Gator. We have to thank Dan G for 90.  No, he did more than that. He did 135, I believe. Oh, he's three of them. I missed that last one.


0:06:56
Unknown_24: What the fuck? Thank you, DanG49.


Unknown_05: And then we got DJ Ray for 50 subs. Big support there. Thank you so much. Holy shit. Big support there. Oh, buddy. And then happy birthday, Alexandra, for five subs. Alberta for a sub. Capybara supporter for five subs as well. Big support today. Wow.  Today's going to be a fun day.


0:07:30
Unknown_22: It's going to be a different show. But guys, if you're new, we have everything laid out. Josh and Ashton got everything laid out. There's some scenes with me in it. You're going to see maybe Young Wars. Watching that video from the cold open made me cringe, bro.  I couldn't look at myself, bud, like me.


Unknown_05: Imagine how the rest of us felt. I was like, young Warski, was he ever young? This guy's been old forever. All right, so we're getting into...  Who is Gator?


0:08:04
Unknown_00: And so we're going to start off here with a tweet that is just, it really does sum up Gator.


Unknown_05: And we're going to then go into an article that Gator wrote about growing up and his life. And then we're just going to show you various assorted pieces of Gator cringe to give you a sense of what Gator is like. So Josh, if you can see there, we're sharing the window with you so you can see this stuff as it pulls up.


Unknown_17:  I see it. I got all the files ready to go, so I got it downloaded.


Unknown_22: And I'm going to add Josh to this thing, OBS, on the side here. But you can continue, and I'll just do this in the background.


0:08:41
Unknown_22:  All righty. So just let me know when you're all ready for this.


Unknown_22: And let's get guys trapping. The cringe is going to be very, very, very strong today.


Unknown_05: It's going to be cringetastic. It's the Gator Gamer.


Unknown_22: More than usual. Oh, man.


Unknown_05: This is what I said this to Josh before. This is like the sector equivalent to baby seal clubbing.  This is just straight up bullying. Like, there's no... This is the bullying episode. We're just picking on the lowest, stinkiest fucking retard in the whole sector and just fucking clubbing him. It's tough. It's tough for Gator. Whoa! What the fuck happened there, buddy?


0:09:16
Unknown_22: I'm trying to get all the LBS streams ready. All right.  So we're going to start here, I guess.


Unknown_05: All right. So we have this tweet from Gator. Now, this is back before he was even the Gator gamer. Wow. Shut up. Sarcasm. Yes. And this is Gator saying that the part of the reason he got into gaming was because he was bullied at school.  So it's not because Gator enjoyed games or it was a fun way to pass the time. Gator got into gaming because he was rejected by society at large. No one wanted to be his friend. Certainly no one wanted to date Gator. It was because he was bullied. And that trend has continued for his entire life. I was going to say, none of these things have changed.  Today, no, nothing has changed since 2014. It's been 11 years and everything is the exact fucking same. So we're going to get into Gator wrote this in 2012. Geek the Sheik? From Geek the Sheik. And when you guys see Gator, he is not Sheik. He is very much a geek. The definition of a fucking geek.  Oh, boy. So here comes Gator.


0:10:57
Unknown_05: Brian Holliman.  He goes, I was used to getting picked on in late elementary and early middle school for the things I liked. I was what most modern people consider a geek. I went to school wearing Star Wars and Star Trek stuff, Metal Gear Solid, Final Fantasy, Dragon Ball Z and other related things.  What a nerd, buddy. What a fucking nerd, buddy.


0:11:29
Unknown_04: He's so fucking uncool, buddy. Loser, loser, loser.


Unknown_17:  You know, I gotta say, I hate to interrupt so early, but it's like, this is written in 2012, and I was thinking, in 2012, where was I? And I was like, I was 19, and I was just moving out for the first time. Gator's 38, so he was like, what, 25 when he wrote this? Reminiscing about how he was bullied in school.


Unknown_05:  think he would have moved on by that point you know 38 yes he says oh man i didn't know that this is like the ultimate self-help report he goes the popular kids at school like to make fun of the fact that i liked anime video games and science fiction things  and consistently made my life absolute hell every chance they could. Now, Gator, was it that or was it the fact that you wouldn't take a fucking shower and you were morbidly obese and socially awkward and fucking a total spurg? Like, you know, I don't know if it was your... Because, you know, you got to think, like, even back then, was it really that big of a deal to, like, Dragon Ball or Star Wars? Or Metal Gear?


0:12:21
Unknown_22: Everyone liked Metal Gear.


Unknown_05: I don't know, but you're like...  It's him blaming this shit instead of blaming himself, but okay.


0:12:56
Unknown_05: I tried to get into the stuff that the popular kids like, so he just admits he was a total poser. He was a groveling fucking worm, sucking up to the popular kids, and he found that he just really didn't fit in with them. Moreover, they saw right through his ruse, and it made them dislike me even more.


Unknown_24:  Why did you write that? Take the popular kids on a ruse cruise that he was a badass jock on the fucking sports.


Unknown_05: It's literally never changed.


Unknown_17: It's stayed the same forever.


0:13:34
Unknown_05:  This is something that he tried to take us all through this ruse that he was daddy Jim and he was this really smart, badass, edgy, eldest fat. But now, but you know, everybody saw through it immediately. It's nothing changed. He goes, I talked to my father about it at the time. Imagine being Gator's father. Imagine being Shannon's father.


Unknown_22:  Why did he write this? What was this for? A website? Like an article website? What is this?


Unknown_22: Is this a forum?


Unknown_05: I don't fucking know, buddy. This is his journal. What's crazy to me, he wrote it in 2012 and then he updated it in 2020. So he actually came back to this like it's some treasured article. You're right!


0:14:17
Unknown_22:  that's crazy that's actually crazier than writing this seven years or eight years later okay uh he talked to his father about it at the time and about how frustrated he was with the whole situation and told me that one day all of the stuff they love and adore will be looked on as really stupid and the geeks will inherit the culture


Unknown_05:  There's no way his dad actually said that. Don't worry, son. One day, sports will be uncool, son. And nobody will be drinking beer or partying or fucking chicks. Bro, it's going to be anime, son.


0:14:53
Unknown_17:  That was a common cope. I remember even being told that in the future it'll be like the computer people that rule everything and they'll have tons of money. That's what he's referring to.


Unknown_05: It was that old quote. It was the adage, be nice to a nerd. One day they'll be your boss. Be your boss. Precisely. They'll own your company. It was a very common cope, you know.  anyway uh he goes uh he explained to me that popular culture works in a cycle and things that today are really awesome will one day be looked down upon he gave me the example of the box of pogs in my closet upstairs how cool they were and how nobody cares about them anymore okay let's go to the next kept his pogs by the way that's crazy oh my god


0:15:27
Unknown_05:  One day, Star Wars, Star Trek, my video games and anime that I enjoy will become popular on a mainstream level. That's like the darkest timeline. And it's actually kind of the timeline we really are ending up in. It is happening. No! Fucking no!  Yeah, he knew. Gator knew.


Unknown_05: Oh, nobody. And when that day happens, I will be the cool one. That's the craziest line. Now, what Gator didn't understand is what actually happens is that all of the socially adept people just steal all of his hobbies away from him and just have a surface level shallow understanding of it and still are cool.  That's the thing, Gator. Those who are cool will always be cool. And those who are Spurgs like you, Gator, will always be Spurgs, buddy. Doesn't matter what the interest is. I will be the cool one. He told me to just keep being myself. Ooh!


0:16:24
Unknown_05:  And always stay true to who I am deep down. And the day shall come that the things that I enjoy are popular. And I can impress everyone with my knowledge and wisdom from being a fan for so long.  buddy i'm dying i'm fucking cringing so fucking hard that day arrived in high school wow i met so many friends that shared the same interests as me and everyone thought we were awesome for being so into comic books video games and anime  Come on! Oh, everybody thought Gator was the Chad King. The cheerleaders were lining up to suck his cock, I'm sure.


0:17:12
Unknown_22: That's bullshit, by the way, because I'm almost the same age as him, and when I was in high school, that shit wasn't popularized still, even then. It was about smoking weed and drinking, you know what I mean?


Unknown_05:  It was a really shocking experience to go from being the outcast to suddenly being looked up to for having this almost encyclopedic knowledge of Final Fantasy in the Star Wars Expanded Universe.


0:18:09
Unknown_05: This never happened.  This never happened with the Avengers and the Dark Knight Rises being such huge successes and the rise of casual gaming. Never has there been more support for what I would consider the geek culture. People that couldn't have cared less about whether Han shock... Is he really saying that?


Unknown_05:  People that couldn't have cared less about whether Han shot Greedo first. He did, by the way. What the future holds in store for the Master Chief? Or whether the Yuuzhan Vong, the Borg, or the Cylons would win in a three-way battle royale? Oh my god.  I've suddenly found an interest in such things and I absolutely love it. In what other slice of pop culture can you fly to distant galaxies on a faster than light ship and poorly dance around in a club with a race of attractive... Okay, this is fucking insane. With a race of attractive blue-skinned women that have psychic powers while expressing your love of every store on a particular space station...  In brackets referring to the Mass Effect series of games. What? !


0:19:24
Unknown_22:  What is he talking about? He's jacking off to the blue chicks in Mass Effect?


Unknown_17: This is like a Facebook meme of a kid reading a book, and it's like when you read books, you go on every adventure, and there's this mural painting of all sorts of different fantasy settings, and it's like he is genuinely celebrating this Facebook boomerism about how wonderful it is to indulge fantasy, and it's just like...  It's so weird how when you read this, there's so many things that apply to him currently. And it's like he really hasn't progressed mentally since he was in high school at all. And I think one of the most chilling things is how he doesn't seem... He says that he was the popular kid when he was in high school. And I'm just thinking he has that Christianism where he can't tell a dozen people talking to him does not equal...  like a global smash hit franchise success. Like how Chris thought a couple of people talking to him was like the Sonichu series spreading across the world. He really doesn't seem to understand that, you know, 30 viewers on the Anime Boomer podcast is not actually equal to something worth anything, you know?


0:20:02
Unknown_05: Well, no, just because there were a few people that tolerated his presence and would allow him to spurg out about his interests and politely nod does not in fact make him a Chad King, who was the most popular kid in high school.  Okay, next slide, because this somehow continues. He goes, the point is that the geeks have inherited the mantle of pop, the mantle of pop culture leadership. That's a fucking retard.


0:20:48
Unknown_00: I'm sorry.


Unknown_05: What the fuck?  And I think we need to start acting like it. We need to continue our takeover of popular culture. No wonder this guy was in Gamergate, buddy. I would like to see studios invest more time and money in science fiction shows.  that get kids to think about the future of aerospace engineering and space travel rather than spending their money on staging bar fights on whatever stupid reality show garbage MTV thinks of. I tip my fedora to you, good sir.


0:21:24
Unknown_04: Oh, deep thoughts.


Unknown_05:  whoa he's a deep thinker he's some sort of intellectual out here this reminds me of like movie bob thinking that he's gonna explore the stars you know but if it wasn't for the dastardly chuds and the stupid ignorant philistines that held them back you know  Look what they took from us. We would be on the holodeck right now if it wasn't for Jersey Shore, damn it.


0:22:09
Unknown_22: Yeah, you watch Star Wars and you want to start engineering spaceships for other worlds.


Unknown_05:  Oh, not those mean jocks in the popular kids. You watch MTV. This is also something he still believes in, by the way.


Unknown_17: In the episode that I watched in preparation for this, he both talks about Elon Musk and colonizing Mars in this really dreamy-eyed way about how he wants to be one of the first people on Mars. By the way, we're not going to populate Mars with a gator.


Unknown_17:  He's getting left behind.


0:22:46
Unknown_17: And he also was talking. Oh, he's really infatuated with this idea that the Gamergate was super successful and it got Trump elected. He like genuinely believes that.


Unknown_05:  He really does believe that and it's insane. It's insane, buddy. The delusions of grandeur of the gamer Gator. He goes, I think it would do wonders towards directing our culture further towards innovation and thinking outside the box and less on whether the Kardashian family actually matters in the grand scheme of human existence. Spoiler, they don't. Well, I hate to tell you this, Gator, but they matter a lot more than you do.


0:23:23
Unknown_17:  They matter a lot more than you do.


Unknown_05: I think it was Kardashian's father that got OJ off, if I remember correctly, which was one of the most important events of the 1990s.


Unknown_17: Spoiler alert.


Unknown_05: These are some of the most influential, well-connected, rich people on the face of the earth, Gator. But what about Heroes or Firefly, Ashton?  This is such an ice cold take, dude. This is like the most freezing cold take you can possibly imagine. It's just so pedestrian and so generic. All these damn fucking stupid celebrities on the TV. I can't believe our society celebrates these people.


0:23:56
Unknown_22: We need more Buffy the Vampire Slayer shows.


Unknown_05:  Shows like Heroes, Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Battlestar Galactica. All of these things are all just meaningless escapism, Gator. All of these things are just Hollywood products for people to consume.


Unknown_05: It's a blueprint. No,  He ties his entire meaning and life to this as though it's something actually worth celebrating and not just a media property to entertain.


0:24:41
Unknown_05: It's all equally fucking stupid. It's just equally stupid versions of entertainment for different types of people. But Gator really thought it was profound.  Anyway, it's rekindled in many a sense of wonder and imagination that our society so desperately needs. It is imaginative minds from which the future blossoms.


Unknown_22:  Yeah, Buffy's Vampire Slayer is the blueprint for the future of how the society should act.


Unknown_05: That's how we're going to save the West. So here's Gator, guys. This is your first glimpse of this is young Gator, I guess. Wow. Here he is dancing. Let's hit play and let's have a look.


0:25:13
Unknown_06: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.


Unknown_06: Where did you find this? What is this pose?


Unknown_17:  Why is he dancing in front of chicken? I don't know, man.


Unknown_22: Close your laundry room door. Buddy, this is like, is this him at the college dorm?


0:25:46
Unknown_05: I honestly have no idea.


Unknown_22: Is this a massage table on the right?


Unknown_05: Is that a massage table?


Unknown_17: It's like a fold-out table that you can actually eat dinner at because the kitchen's too small otherwise.


Unknown_05:  it's just like loop this loop this for a minute okay oh fuck i just want to watch it a few times let's just watch this a few times just to witness this is the gator gamer this is the savior  of Western civilization. This is the intellectual mind whose imagination was kindled by sci-fi adventures to lead us into the bold new frontier that the jocks and the preppy kids at school could never even fathom in a million years on their MTV slot. He does look like Riley.


0:26:38
Unknown_17: He does!


Unknown_06:  all right all right so now here we go here is now here he is as the full-fledged gator gamer


Unknown_05:  They tried to shut me up because I speak the truth about them in a highly effective way. But once again, effective. Did he have a stroke or something? I don't know.


0:27:12
Unknown_22: He's pulling a warski.


Unknown_05:  But once again, their nose was exposed. Remember, Eagle Eyes Gator remembers all and sees all, you cocksuckers, and all your fucking gay ops. Eagle Eye Gator?  Visualize Gator, Josh. He's the panopticon of the internet, buddy. He's got his eyes on you, and he's going to fucking expose your nose, bud.


0:27:46
Unknown_22: Oh, so fucking funny.


Unknown_05: Can you see us now? All right, so here's Gator talking about his work and school and stuff. And I just want everybody to note that  How similar he sounds to Mr. Medeker. This is like a prime example of what the term was coined years ago, gym walking. Just listen to the affect on his voice. Okay.


Unknown_19: No shit.


0:28:20
Unknown_06:  What do you mean you don't have the money to go to Planet Fitness?


Unknown_05: This is $9, Gator. He's poor. He's out of shape. He's fat.


Unknown_05: Listen, he has to save every penny. Listen, buddy, just say you're too lazy to go to the gym. Just say that, bud. Like, what are you going to cope?


Unknown_22: Oh, my God.


Unknown_06:  Oh, you don't say! You don't say, Gator!


0:28:53
Unknown_05: You've been employed for, like, every line is just fucking brutal in this.


Unknown_19: Yeah, every line is a foul, like...


Unknown_19:  Sorry, what is the name of this video?


Unknown_05: That's Jim!


Unknown_05: That's Jim, is it not? Go ahead. What is it, Josh? What were you saying? What was the name of this video?


Unknown_17: I can't hear the audio from my side.


Unknown_05: Oh, fuck! You gotta click on the...


Unknown_22:  You have to click on the other window because my window is the worst.


Unknown_17: There's two worst cases of the watch stream one that I have to click on.


0:29:31
Unknown_22: Yes. Yeah. And then right click it and then boost it up there. Yeah.


Unknown_05: Bring this right back to the beginning and let's have Josh listen to this again. Yeah, I know it's a bit confusing, but yeah.


Unknown_22: All right.


Unknown_05: The way he says shit there at 29 seconds is exactly the same way Jim says it. And for those of you who don't know.  Gator is best known as the co-host of the Killstream, where he operated basically as a glorified soundboard and worshipped the ground that Ralph walked on, thought he was a god-king, and swept for him no matter what he did. But the only person that he viewed as higher than Ethan Ralph in his eyes was Mr. Medeker. And he desired to live as Jim and embody Jim in everything that he did. So just have a listen.


0:30:02
Unknown_15:  Workout from the gym. I don't go to the gym. I mostly just walk and lift kettlebells.


Unknown_05: That's why my workout sucks.


Unknown_15: I don't have the money to go to the gym.


Unknown_15: I have to save every penny.


Unknown_22: Hang on, hang on. Press 1 if you think he actually lifted kettlebells. Press 2 if this is a lie and he's never even...


Unknown_21:  2-2-2-2-2-2.


0:30:37
Unknown_15: I've been unemployed for a little while, so I've been working on getting a better job, working on going back to school, getting a degree in radiography, which is kind of why I've been kind of quiet lately. I've been working behind the scenes trying to deal with college shit.


Unknown_05: There it is. That's Jim.


Unknown_15: I guess technically it's not a... Yeah, you're right.


Unknown_22: Like, the way he said the word, it's just, like, ripped out of a Medicare stream. Yeah, yeah.


Unknown_15: It's a...  It's community college stuff, so it's infinitely cheaper. You're not beholding as much to the government and all that shit. But I'm trying to...  The computer science thing just isn't fucking working. It's very difficult to find a good job unless you move halfway across the country. And I like where I live. Gator impacted by the H-1B visa epidemic.


0:31:19
Unknown_17: Gator most affected.


Unknown_15: I like...


Unknown_22:  Sorry, all the Indians took that. I'm not going to go anywhere else.


Unknown_15: Obviously, I'm not going to say exactly where I live because people already kind of have an inkling they know where it is. So the less information and less specifics I give, the better. Certification. Yeah, it's basically like that. It's basically like a certification to do all that stuff, to do x-rays and all that stuff. Science is non-hetero.


0:31:58
Unknown_05:  As you can see, there's a reason why Gator Time never took off.


Unknown_05: Okay.


Unknown_05: Somebody message this to Gator. I think it's worth mentioning just real quick that Gator Time was in the timeline of Gator when he got hooked up with Ethan Ralph for a couple years.


Unknown_17: I think at some point he realized that that ship was not going to take him to the level of celebrity that he would prefer. So he tried to co...  co-hosts and separately hosts his own show called Gator Time that he advertised every so often on Ralph's stream, and it went nowhere. So that was his brief foray into being independent, and it was extremely unsuccessful.  And actually, I'm kind of curious because it gave me a funny thought listening to him. Sometimes I've listened or, like, binge watched, like, either, like, a TV show or, like, a certain, like, streamer's, like, history of videos. And if they have, like, an accent from, like, the UK or something, sometimes I'll notice that I'll, like, accidentally say something in that accent just because I've heard it so often, like, in the last couple days. And I wonder, is he actively trying to impersonate Jim? Or does he just have Jim one loop 24-7?  And he's like brainwashing.


0:33:17
Unknown_05: He listens to it while sleeping, like in Dexter's lab and wakes up saying, I'm led to from, uh, he's just talking. I think it's a bit of both to be honest. You know, I think for him, Jim is his friend simulator, right? Cause he has no real friends. So he just watches Medicare on loop and, you know, pretends like Jim is his best friend. Uh, he used his soundboard to get like responses.


Unknown_16: So when he talks to himself, he can do, uh, yeah.


Unknown_22:  He probably loves chat GPT, huh?


Unknown_05: Now, I'd like to know if this was ever revealed. Because somebody asked, you know, they made a Twitter thread. What's the biggest impact you've made on the internet? And Gator says, shockingly, nothing to do with the kill stream. I'll talk about it one day when my true identity is finally revealed. What?  Well, Brian Holliman, or as you'll always be in my heart, Shannon Gaines, your identity has been revealed. So will you tell us what your huge impact on the internet was and how it had nothing to do with the kill stream, please? Yeah, there he is. There he is. That's Gator in his Mr. Medicare hat.


0:34:29
Unknown_22: Oh, I thought that was Jim for a sec.


Unknown_05:  That's actually Mr. Metocrit.


Unknown_05: Oh, no. There's another gator. Metocrit is actually just his fight club alter ego. It's that alter ego he made up to feel better about himself.  It turns out that he is Mr. Medeker all along, and Mr. Medeker is the Tyler Durden, where he actually is confident. He looks like obese AJ Styles here, if anybody knows that.


0:35:05
Unknown_22: That's why, when he's graduating, Medeker vanished. That's it! Oh! That's crazy.


Unknown_05: Oh my god! Zoom in! Holy shit, buddy!  Oh, man. He's got the Timex.


Unknown_22: He's got the Timex watch.


Unknown_05: The glow in the dark one. Oh, no. Here's Gator. He's a real badass. He's a real edgy dude. Listen to Gator here. This is so funny. I don't always do what people tell me to do.


0:35:41
Unknown_15: In fact, the more people tell me not to do something, the more I make an effort to actually do it.


Unknown_15:  What is it? Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. No! Stop!


Unknown_05: That's my lifestyle. That's my lifestyle? And he said it like Jim. It's kind of my lifestyle, chat. This one's also brutal, buddy. This is not from his college days. Fuck.


Unknown_16: Yep, there it goes.


0:36:16
Unknown_22:  They're playing slender, right?


Unknown_05: Buddy, look at how spastic he is with the middle fingers here. Holy shit.


Unknown_24: I think he's playing slender. Lifestyle. Maybe I'm wrong.


Unknown_05:  But imagine... What is this? This is back in Gator's college days. He actually made a bunch of student films that I don't think we're going to cover today because we have a lot to get through. But this is back during his college days. He was doing these media projects or whatever. Imagine actually recording this, thinking it's funny and posting it to the internet.  I mean, this is actually Pete Gator.


0:36:49
Unknown_17: He's hanging out with friends in his own apartment and shit.


Unknown_05: You know what?


Unknown_17: You're actually right, Josh.


Unknown_05: And you know what? It's fucking tough, buddy. This is as good as it ever got for Gator. This is actually the peak of his life. Damn.


Unknown_22: Is he streaming?


Unknown_15: Machine gun middle finger.


0:37:23
Unknown_05: Okay.


Unknown_15: Okay.


Unknown_09:  That's that primo cringe shit.


Unknown_05: That's that pure Colombian.


Unknown_05: So this is the very first moment that Gator and Ralph interacted together. This is that incredible moment in time that led to so much internet lore where Gator goes, so from what I've gathered, the Ralph retort situation is people known for trolling are mad that they've been treated as trolls.  And from that, a beautiful relationship. That's Ralph's awesome. Super. That's like 20, 2014 tops.


0:37:57
Unknown_17: That's his old one.


Unknown_22: That changed the course of history. It's like the birth of Hitler or something.


Unknown_05: You know what I mean? Like it's,


Unknown_22:  It really was a fork in the road.


Unknown_05: And now this is Ralph, blackout drunk, recounting how he convinced Gator to quit his job to be his manservant full-time.


Unknown_00: And also how he convinced Randbot to quit his job as a garbage man to be a full-time neo-Nazi.


0:38:33
Unknown_09:  I know he told me he was a garbage truck driver.


Unknown_06: Okay, bro. I had to say, like, he's absolutely serious.


Unknown_22: I miss this Ralph, you know? You miss this Ralph?


Unknown_09: No, he told me he was a garbage truck driver. And so...


Unknown_09:  And he was miserable in this role.


Unknown_05: Imagine quitting your job to follow this man. It's like Jesus coming to the disciples and they're fishing. Cast down your nets and follow me, bitch.


0:39:12
Unknown_04: And I will lead you into a lucrative internet streaming career.


Unknown_09: Like, you know.  just be a streamer i think you have enough talent to be a streamer and you don't have to um you don't have to submit to that and i  talk to employment quitting his job as if as if doing a real fucking job and doing the trash is like shameful like you don't have to submit to actually working you know it's a great job that actually has pretty good pay and good benefits yeah yeah and it's actually like an essential part of society but no no it's much better to get drunk and poo your pants on live stream like today  I did the same thing with Gator. He was a grocery bagger, and I said, dude, like, you hate this job. Like, just a bagger? You just bagged? That's it?


0:40:07
Unknown_17: Yeah, and in Walmarts, we have the cashiers, and then we have the baggers at the end for the... Okay. I don't think they do that anymore, but it used to be... Especially when they're really, really busy around seasons, they'll have two to an aisle.  But isn't the bagger role, like, designed for, like, the elderly and the infirmed and, like, children?


Unknown_05: The special needs people. Yeah, usually it's, like, the special needs guys are the fucking baggers at the grocery store. Not to demean people who bag groceries, you know. It's just like, whoa, buddy, Gator, that's all you were doing, bud? Like, shit.  oh man that's a taste of Gator just to give you a brief sampling of what he's like now I just want to show you guys Gator has a waifu and not for those of you who are unaware a waifu is a wife in Japanese and it's like what these Josh do you want to give an explanation of this as the anime expert


0:41:22
Unknown_17:  A waifu is just a girl that's in an anime or a game. VTubers have a different word, but for video games and anime shows, it's just a girl that they're into for whatever reason.


Unknown_17: I've always said that the anime women are written by heavily autistic Japanese men, so they appeal more to autistic people in the U.S.


Unknown_05: They're like, oh, this woman would understand me, but it's just written by a guy. Yeah, go ahead.


Unknown_17:  so it's just what's really bizarre about it is that they'll give these characters really in-depth backgrounds down to their blood type because blood types have like a like a um like the the star constellation things that they do in like the us like your blood type has like a meaning to your personality in japan so they'll even like chart their blood types and gator remembers his wife whose birthdays and i guess they're plugged into his calendar because he never misses a beat yes


0:42:14
Unknown_05:  What? He always celebrates his waifu's birthdays. And I guess the best way to sum it up is it's an imaginary girlfriend for lonely weebs. Where? On Twitter?


Unknown_05: Yeah, on Twitter. He always celebrates his waifu's birthdays. He always commemorates them and talks to them and stuff like this. It's very creepy and very sad. And on July 25th, just yesterday, he celebrated Makise Karasu's birthday. What?  So that's the sort of guy Gator is.


0:42:47
Unknown_17: What does she do? Is she a streamer? Is she a streamer? No, it's just that it's a fictional character.


Unknown_05: What the fuck? It's not even a VTuber. It's just a fictional character that he's in love with, that he believes that he has a relationship with in his mind.


Unknown_22:  That's the craziest thing I've ever heard.


Unknown_05: What's crazy, Andy, is Gator and other people, as we'll see, they argue that these 2D waifus are superior to having a real girlfriend or wife because a real girl could never live up to the fantasy expectation in their mind of these 2D women, such as they would expect that you have a job and that you'd shower and that you'd...  you know take care of shit you know so that's okay so now we're gonna get further into the twisted mind of gator and his relationship with women so here we have a clip of gator declaring his love for an anime toddler saying that this is the shit that he likes


0:43:26
Unknown_13:  Wait!


Unknown_06: No! It's a baby! No! It's a baby! Shannon, no! Shannon, no!


Unknown_06:  It's really strange to think that Makiza was like a step up.


Unknown_17: At least it's like an adult anime girl. I checked, by the way, he didn't wish her happy birthday, so I guess he's done playing with her and his waifu with somebody else now.


Unknown_05: He's got a toddler waifu now, chat. Buddy, imagine pointing to that and saying that that was your first crush.


0:44:26
Unknown_05: Fuck, buddy! Is that what he said?


Unknown_13:  What are we doing?  Oh, okay. That's his first waifu! That's his first waifu!


Unknown_05: It's a child, Gator!


Unknown_05: It's like a three-year-old. Gator hasn't showered in his entire fucking life, dude. Look at him. Look at his fucking jowls and his fucking greasy, unwashed hair under that Mr. Medicare cap as he declares his love for the animated child, buddy.


0:45:07
Unknown_17:  This is why he hates women, by the way. He's only 38.


Unknown_05: Go ahead, go ahead. He hates women because he's only 38, but he's been divorce-a-rood apparently three times already.


Unknown_05: He's had imaginary marriages and imaginary divorces three times, guys.


Unknown_22:  Oh, man. People are saying apparently she's an adult in the cartoon. I think that this is chibi, which is like when they take the characters and they make them look like this.


Unknown_17: Kind of like in Maple Story graphics. Yeah, Maple Story.


0:45:42
Unknown_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sounds like pedophile cult to me.


Unknown_17:  this is a hundred percent something that he would respond to on twitter like you guys making fun of this he'd clip this and go these fucking tourists don't even know what chibi is and that's like his epic oh yeah and it's like oh we're nothing but the newest of fags shannon we're sorry we got the lore wrong shannon what are we gonna fucking do okay okay


0:46:19
Unknown_25:  There he is!


Unknown_05: He leads the way. He led the way on exposing Shannon's sickness. Anyway, here comes Gator with this hot take. Anime girls embody the feminine ideal. What 3D women should be, but what modern society has stolen from them and convinced them is evil and bad.  It's why the woke speds hate anime. It reminds them of the way things ought to be. Josh, your take.


0:46:56
Unknown_22: Wait, wait, hang on. Don't put that shit on me.


Unknown_05: No, Josh. No, I want you to explain this as the resident anime expert.


Unknown_22: Real quick. The craziest line in there is she called real women women.  3d women yes that's what they say here's here's your here's your acronym of the now 3d pd three-dimensional pig disgusting that is their acronym if you see that it means a woman


0:47:31
Unknown_05:  What is wrong with these people? This is the fox and the grapes. This is where it's like, I can't get a real woman, so they must all just be disgusting whores and sluts and trash. But it's like, they yearn for it. They yearn for it. They want it so badly, but they have to delude themselves into thinking that a drawing...  is the same as a flesh and blood human being that you share your life with, that you have goals together, that you have children together, that you raise a family together. It's sickness. It really is fucking sickness. Like, it's just twisted. And it's just sad, because there's so many guys that fall for this shit, and they never progress in life. And Gator is one of those kids. Like, he's one of those lost boys that never grew up, who decided that he... Yeah, go ahead, Josh.


0:48:04
Unknown_17:  here's a here's a thought experiment imagine that gator's waifu makiza or whatever was real and she was teleported to north carolina and fell madly in love with the gator game or how long do you think that would last before she's sick of picking up his fucking dirty clothes and telling him to take a shower and telling him to wipe his ass better like how fucking long would that relationship last it's like even if you got what you wanted you wouldn't be able to keep it


0:48:51
Unknown_05:  Well, and that's the thing, right? Like, that's what it really comes down to is it's just a complete abdication of responsibility and self-improvement, right? And just deciding that you're going to not even fucking try because it's like, well, why would I try? Because I have my cope, I have my anime, and I have my fucking drugs of choice or my booze or whatever, and I'm just going to sit around and do fucking nothing. And that's what Gator does with his life. It's fucked.


Unknown_05:  By the way, we got Mormon Shaggy for 10 subs. Dick Jones for five. James for a sub there. Happy birthday, Alexander, for two subs. Barabas out three for a sub as well.


0:49:23
Unknown_22: Sheesh. Big support. Thank you so much, guys. We really appreciate it. Let's keep going. You ready?


Unknown_05:  So here's Gator saying, literally the only base thing that Gamergate ever did was bully women on the internet. And once it became something other than that, it died.


Unknown_05: This guy slays fucking pussy, pal.


0:49:57
Unknown_05: This guy was really popular in school, guys. Like he said in the earlier story, all those geek girls must have been so into Brian. Oh.


Unknown_20:  What's funny is I made a take that's, like, the exact opposite about this recently, talking about the banking stuff, where I said, like, when Gamergate was, like, focused on all the rot in journalism and the nepotism in Wikipedia, it was doing something.


Unknown_17: And then when it got hyper-focused on, like, Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn, it just, like, fell apart. And there's even, like, an effort back in the day to make sure that you never refer to them by name. You had to call them literally who, one through four. Yes.  And it's like, his take is the opposite. We should have just screamed more about fucking Anita Sarkeesian selling feminist frequency. That would have accomplished more.


0:50:32
Unknown_05: Well, because for him, it's not about any sort of principle or any sort of ideal or trying to better society. It's about getting revenge on the women who rejected him in high school. And it's about trying to hurt them. That's what it's about. It's actually very sad. It is the very definition of what feminists say an incel is today.  That's what that is. He literally is the caricature of the angry, bitter incel.


0:51:04
Unknown_22: I'm actually dying right now at what I have on the screen right now.


Unknown_05: I know.


Unknown_24: Guys.


Unknown_05: Witness this!


Unknown_24: This is autism.


Unknown_05: I got chills.


Unknown_24: Look at this. I got chills. Zoom in.


Unknown_05: Zoom in. So this is Gator trying his best to riz up SS Sniper Wolf. Saying...  This could be us on Halloween, SS Sniper Wolf. I could be this big, fat retard, and you could be my sexy bitch. You want to know what's really funny about that?


0:51:40
Unknown_17: Is she hooked up with this guy that sent her unsolicited DMs that was a fan of hers, and apparently he doesn't bathe, and he looks exactly like Gator.  He wasn't even wrong to take this shot.


Unknown_22: And she showers only once a week, apparently.


Unknown_16: Oh, yeah, she also doesn't shower, so they get along.


Unknown_22: What? She's a millionaire. She has, like, this mansion and showers once a week, and she's greasy, bro. By the way, DJ Ray.  50 subs Josh give us a whoa buddy whoa buddy let's go if we get 100 subs Josh will do one with more enthusiasm than that


0:52:12
Unknown_05:  guys come on let's grift it all right uh so so this uh user uh obama runs goes you're using a little anime girl for your political opinions like i'm sorry i can't take this seriously and gator says that he'll do it again


Unknown_22:  Wait, what? He's putting an anime child for his political opinions?


Unknown_05: Yeah, he insults anime children. Go ahead, Josh, explain.


Unknown_17: There's lots of VTubers that are independent that are more politically oriented. Pippa used to be more politically popular. That's Jim Medeker's protege.


0:53:02
Unknown_05: Yeah, his side piece or whatever.


Unknown_00: She became really mainstream, so she doesn't do that anymore.


Unknown_17: And her successor in that realm is Kiasha.  It just means cherry in German, in case you're wondering. She's pretty popular these days, and she's very political and also independent.


Unknown_05: I just have to ask about the mindset of a near 40-year-old man that would spend hours a day watching a cartoon child talk about saving the white race or pro-life positions. You know, that's...


0:53:38
Unknown_17:  it's literally just this where it's like the MasterCard Visa card thing has been a serious problem for like over a decade now but when it affected the gooning games on Steam literally games for like Daddy Daughter BDSM Rape number 7 got taken down and then when that happened people got really upset it's like you can bang these drums all day but there's a certain demographic like Gator that's inaccessible until you have Anime Titty Lady explain it well listen


Unknown_05:  Listen, this is why all of those movements are doomed to fail. Because if the only reason you care about politics is video games or that you can't jerk off to anime, you're probably not going to be able to lead a successful political movement. I'm just saying. Probably not. I'm just saying. Like, you know. All right.


0:54:18
Unknown_05: Let's see here. Next slide. Okay. So here's Gator. Now, Gator is a pimp.  Gator is a Chad King. He's the Rizzler. And he's going to tell us how you get women. Are you ready for this, boys? No, I'm not. Because you have to show them what his set actually looks like and how this is a really funny parody of it. Otherwise, they don't get it. Okay. Let's pull up.


0:54:50
Unknown_05: Horsky, pull up.


Unknown_22: Is that background picture? The Boober Lee when she made fun of you?  Big fat sweaty man.


Unknown_05: Nobody remembers that anymore. We have to drive Beluga Lee off the internet. We'll chase around the Cape of Good Hope. We're going to get Boober Lee.


Unknown_22:  fat fucking bitch let's get god damn who misses tea clips everyone I have never not missed anyone less than tea clips buddy no she was monetizing everyone's clip by paywalling it she paywalled the clips and then the fucking Laurent had to disavow Mr. and Mrs. Laurent lost to the sands of time


0:55:44
Unknown_05:  okay uh here we go this so this is the set this is the obs layout of which josh is a rare defender of this obs layout he actually likes it josh care to explain


Unknown_17:  I don't know. It's more visually interesting than just having the Discord icons on the left, which is like 90% of people who stream these days.


Unknown_05: Well, you're right, buddy. We're felted. We're going to have to come up with something better to compete. Anime Boomer Podcast is taking our market share away, Josh. We got to do something. So, okay.


Unknown_05: Whoa.  okay okay what you gotta ask like what possesses these women to talk like this because these are grown-ass adult women that infantilize themselves and act like children and it's like what came first the chicken or the egg is it that they're fulfilling a demand amongst these men that want a child to talk to them so they can jerk off i imagine that's what it is right this is hotly contested


0:56:50
Unknown_17:  My take is that they are trying to sound as young as possible and try to sound as retarded as possible because that's what appeals to the audience. And like if you ever listen to anime, they like make squealing noises and they sound retarded. And I think they're just trying to imitate that, which was already popular. But you actually get people who really ardently defend and say, no, really, they talk like this. And they'll even say like, oh, she has like this rare chronic illness that like keeps her really small. So she doesn't have like a louder voice and she talks like that.


Unknown_05: Oh, right.  no that's actually just their pedophile fantasy isn't it like that's what they tell them I want to say it's Shondo she's the purple one and she's the one that did the whole thing about how if someone tried to rape her she's just a small little girl and you won't be able to she won't be able to fight off anyone trying to rape her and she's like talking exactly like that like in the little baby voice and it's really weird but you get people ardently defending that that's how she actually sounds but there are clips where she sounds less retarded  Now, if she does sound like that, it's probably because she was molested. Right. And then trapped inside that mind space. A lot of them say that they were molested, too.


0:57:46
Unknown_17: If you ever listen to like if you ever talk to somebody about a VTuber, they almost always say like, no, it's actually OK that I patronize her and that she does this because, you know.  She's either got like a chronic health condition that prevents her from going outside or she was like super traumatized as a kid and this is like her doing therapy and stuff. They always say like if a woman is very friendly or promotes lollicon, especially if she does like a lolly character and she promotes lollicon, they'll say like she was molested and this is her self-treatment, self-help, self-therapy type thing. It's extremely common. They say it all the time.  people jack off to it oh story she was molested so it's okay i'm gonna look what that's right so i'm exploiting this woman's childhood victimization in order to goon is what the defense is yes but it's okay correctly because it helps it helps it all helps right i know we're gonna get a lot of hate over this but i just genuinely can't comprehend this shit like it doesn't matter


0:59:00
Unknown_05:  Anyway, here we go. This is Gator telling us how to pick up the ladies. This is Gator's PUA guide. All right.


Unknown_15:  You just lean into the class clown role. That's what you do. No!


Unknown_05: He's advocating gesture maxing.


Unknown_05: He's gesture maxing. That's how you get the ladies is you fucking gesture max. And you just allow everyone else to mock you and make fun of you. And you're just a totally unserious clown fucking bum. And then the ladies will be all over you.  I'm the joker, baby.


0:59:33
Unknown_24: He's the joker-backed gator.


Unknown_15: You just lean into the class clown role. That's what you do. And women love that shit. And that's what a lot of these guys don't understand. They're sitting there crying about morality, all the optics, all the outrage. Dude, nothing dries up a pussy faster than some dude crying about morals.


Unknown_15: Pause. What the fuck is he talking about?


1:00:07
Unknown_04:  Josh!


Unknown_17: That's his famous take. He says, nothing dries up a pussy faster than moral fagging. That's one of Gator's core tenets. One of his favorite things to sling at me is that I'm a moral fag for ever condemning any of the cartoon anime girl shit.


Unknown_05: Is he aware, though, that 99% of women walking the earth don't know what a moral fag is?


Unknown_05: Is he just blissfully ignorant of that?  Well, I guess his I guess his point is that if you care about anything, if you ever condemn anything, then you're unattractive, which is a bizarre take, because I think usually it's it's that the take is that the feminazi sluts are the ones that hate porn and moral fag about shit all the time.  Aren't women usually the biggest enforcers of social mores in society? And it doesn't even matter what the morals are or the culture is in society, whatever the dominant culture is, women will be the most enthusiastic supporters of it. That's the way I see it.


1:00:54
Unknown_17: The caring archetype, the hen pecking, where they put you in line.


Unknown_17: I didn't realize that that was a thing not associated with women now.


Unknown_05:  Yeah, Gator, buddy, this is fucking brutal. Let's continue. We're learning at the feet of the master, though. Like, we just don't understand his advanced pussy Rizzler techniques.


1:01:30
Unknown_15: Yeah. About some shit that was funny that everybody's laughing at on the Internet. You know how you win? You win through comedy. You win. Yeah. Did Jim tell you that? Yeah.


Unknown_05:  Did Jim tell you that Gator? That's how you get women.


Unknown_24: Okay.


Unknown_05: It helps, but you know what helps more being attractive? The gym.


Unknown_17:  I'll spoil something even. Oh, you have it on the screen. Read that and I'll give you some backstory. I got some more for this one.


1:02:06
Unknown_05: Okay, because I was baffled by this shit, to be honest, when I came across this. So Cody Bear here goes, everyone wants a tomboy GF until she starts bringing bugs and worms into the house to show you the cool friends she found in the yard.  And then Gator, as though he's had this experience before, goes, no, man, that's the best part. When she rolls up and shows you the cool ass beetle she found and it starts suplexing stuff. Josh, go. Okay. So, I mean, they're fantasizing about the tomboy GF thing.


1:02:39
Unknown_17: Gator's story is fake. He probably knew a girl in college that had like a big Titan beetle that did beetle stuff and was cool, but he's just pretending that it was like an ex-girlfriend or something. But, um,  That guy Cody Schmecke, he was the guest on the Anime Boomer podcast. In case you don't know, prior to this stream, I assigned Andy Worski and PPP homework where nobody has ever sat through an episode of Gator's podcast, the Anime Boomer podcast. They're six hours long, like three to six hours. They're as long as a Keno Casino episode, but it's the worst fucking thing you've ever watched. So we each picked a different episode for homework.


1:03:10
Unknown_06: Even worse than this show? Holy shit!


Unknown_17:  So I assigned them homework. I forced them to watch an episode and we were probably the only three people on the planet who have ever watched a full episode of the anime boomers podcast. Now, uh, currently alive at least.


Unknown_13: So this is brutal.


Unknown_17:  Schmecki was the guest on mine. He's the editor of some dead anime site, and he runs a Twitter account where he draws softcore pornography, basically. He's actually married. And in the episode that I watched, there's actually this really funny tension where she actually shows up in the podcast because they're laying in bed together while he's talking to Gator for six hours. And she...  It's very funny because he obviously likes her. He likes his wife. And it's very cute because he'll talk about how he has to avoid anime that has fan service and he doesn't like the big titty streamers that are too explicit.


1:03:46
Unknown_05: He's like Dark Side Phil.


Unknown_17: Yeah, where he's like, I'm trying to respect my wife because I'm in a relationship. And what's funny is that he'll talk about an anime. He's like, yeah, I saw this one anime and it was just nothing but fan service so I didn't watch it. And then Gator would slip into the silence and...  And he would sometimes admit that he's watched every season of that show, which is like nothing but fan service and shit. And there's this obvious unspoken tension where he is condemning some of the more sexualized aspects of VTubing in the recent anime. And Gator has literally nothing to contribute to this because he watches all that shit and is a big fan of it and jerks off to it. But Cody, Shrek, he's actually married.  And I think his wife is probably autistic. I don't want to be too mean. I did some digging because I was extremely curious about what the fuck was happening.


1:04:54
Unknown_05: His autistic wife?


Unknown_17: Yeah, I think she's an autistic. She likes anime and she likes Undertale.


Unknown_05: Well, it's autism. Yeah, I know. I'd say so. I'd be fairly confident. Listen, one of those things, it's both. 100%. There's no denying it.  Has there ever been a woman on the earth into anime who isn't autistic? Can you name one? Scientifically proven by the owner and operator of the Kiwi Farms.


1:05:29
Unknown_17:  So I assume that she probably does go outside and roll around in leaves and bring home bugs, you know? What's really funny is that also... Is that what autists do?


Unknown_06: Yes. It's an autistic woman.


Unknown_05: It's Josh's concern. They get down in the fields and roll around to get bugs. Is that right?


Unknown_16: I think it's probably safe to say for some of them.


Unknown_05: Yeah, okay.


Unknown_17: It's the best part.  it's stimming it's fall she wants to go stim in a pile of leaves i can respect that whatever man um but uh what's funny about schmecky is that he works and he has a house so i was wondering how the fuck does this guy have a wife and then i realized oh he's like better off than like 50 of people he's actually in the top 50 percentile of men in the united states because he has like a car and a house and a job and it's like those are three things yeah so yeah


1:06:33
Unknown_05:  you're right you're right bud oh we all have a lot of work to do at this point oh no all right he loves he loves the the bugs okay okay here we go uh paul here uh the woman definer at woman definer  says women aren't attracted to men in therapy.


Unknown_00: And then Gator says women sabotage men just as quickly as they will sabotage other women.


Unknown_05: They don't want a vulnerable man, but he spelled it vulnerable, in touch with his feelings. They want either pretty boy serial killer or big McLarge huge. So this is textbook incel beta cult.


Unknown_22: I want to...  How about my feelings, babe? Do you want to hear about my feelings? Yes, I'm sure, Gator.  Or serial killers.


1:07:24
Unknown_05: He's like, these women, they just don't like men that are in touch with their feminine side and their feelings and their emotions. It's not that I'm a big, fat, smelly retard whose only interest is anime and Doctor Who. No, it's the women who are wrong for one.


Unknown_17: Andy, you've met Gator in person, right? Yes. What's the smell situation?


1:07:56
Unknown_22:  Um, this is the time I was doing coke a lot, so my nose was completely plugged.


Unknown_16: Saved by the coke. Gator on his hands and knees praying, thanking God for the coke. I was spared.


Unknown_06: He was fucking flying on coke.


Unknown_05:  my nose was constantly after I quit for a while oh my god coke dub you ring it up bring it up coke dub okay alright here we go this is actually I think one of the most delusional and like psychotic things he's ever said okay so here's him talking about how women love guys that are exactly like him


1:08:49
Unknown_15:  All right. It's so funny to see people like horny post about like cinchy. There's plenty of dudes that are short, stocky and have full beards. But these women won't go for them.


Unknown_13:  the horny post about those dudes the horny post about those dudes they won't like go date them this is bad gators like all these women are horny posting about guys exactly like me that are short and stocky with beards but then no girls will fuck me are they are they posting about shorts


1:09:24
Unknown_22:  Fat, beard, neck. Are they?


Unknown_25: You got a dwarf max, bro.


Unknown_17: That's how you smash a box. You got a dwarf max.


Unknown_05: Dwarf max, beard max, and obese max. Chat's saying they've never seen it before.  No, but listen, if they were horny posting about it, they would fuck those men, Gator. This is obvious evidence that they were never horny posting about that at all. And I'd like to see Gator provide proof of this. I mean, they might be into that, but they're not into Gator. Gator's not that. There's all sorts of different types of guys women are into. The Gator phenotype is not one of those.


1:09:56
Unknown_22:  Well, they're saying little drip like short, fat dudes. The deal, drip?


Unknown_05: Yeah, it is. Hockey isn't obese. And, you know, your beard should probably be groomed and not stink of Cheetos, Doritos, Mountain Dew, and cum.  We got the Gun Ranger. Hi-ho, Pantsu away for 15 subs. 15 subs. Thank you so much. We need somebody to drop more for Josh to do the whoa, buddy. We need the 100 sub bomb for Josh. You better be splitting that goal with me.


1:10:31
Unknown_16: I didn't co-sign this.


Unknown_05: Whoa, buddy. We got to make you do the whoa, buddy.


Unknown_16:  Oh, man.


Unknown_15: There's like a million of them.


Unknown_05: Okay, bring it back, actually. I didn't realize. So we're looking at the image on screen. That's what he's talking about. He's talking about that illustration and he's saying he looks like that.  first of all look at buddy's body so look at his arms they're huge he's built dude he's hyper masculine he looks like like gimli but like a sexier version you know what i mean like what are you talking about gator you look nothing like that illustration on the screen whatsoever it's like like a hagrid  Like, this is like a big, strong man that can make a woman feel safe and protected, Gator. That's not what you are. Like, shut the fuck up, man.


1:11:42
Unknown_05: Oh, my God.


Unknown_21: All right. That's okay.


Unknown_05: So here he is responding to a woman that just calls him out for what he is. So this Katie goes, that's so true, but it's always ironic when overweight short men with no education or well-providing jobs say those things, huh?  We all saw you in Knoxville, dude. You can't provide for a family, nor can you protect anyone. So it's funny to see you say that. And Gator in his seed goes, I have a bachelor of science in computer science and will be operating x-ray machines in roughly a year. Now, that was in 2020.  It is now 2025 and Gator is still not operating x-ray machines. He is still, to the best of our knowledge, unemployed. But you've got to jaw like a linebacker and retweet beauty YouTubers because you think makeup can hide it.


1:12:21
Unknown_22:  Yeah, what a bird.


Unknown_05: What's that beard for, Gator?


Unknown_05: Just wondering there, bud.


Unknown_17: What's wildly inappropriate about that tweet, by the way, is that he's admitting that he looks at x-rays and makes beauty judgments about patients. You don't want to post that if you want to go into medicine because that makes you look really bad.


1:12:56
Unknown_05: Well, there's a lot of things that Gator shouldn't have posted if he wanted to go into any sort of legitimate career, Josh. Let's be real.  Okay, next slide we have, he likes this tweet by Augie that says that he loves making women uncomfortable.  It's Great Energy There by Gator.


Unknown_05: Gator really felt that one deep down. Can you pull up the audio for me, please?


Unknown_05: Yes.


Unknown_05: I'm sorry? Let's see if you can bring up the audio on the video. If you right-click on it, you can bring the stream volume up.


1:13:34
Unknown_17: Is that only going to be for the video, or does it make you guys louder, too?


Unknown_05:  No, it's only for the video.


Unknown_17: Only for the video.


Unknown_05: You can actually mix each of us based on our window if you right-click. This is going to be the only time in life I give Josh a tech support class. I genuinely don't need Discord. I'm really relishing in this moment of luring a technical knowledge over Josh.


Unknown_21: You're learning well. So how's that? Is that good?


Unknown_15:  Oh, boy.


1:14:10
Unknown_15: She was part Puerto Rican. I'll just leave off of that.


Unknown_15: What does that mean?


Unknown_22: By the way, this picture is incredible. What a bastard.


Unknown_06: What does that mean?


Unknown_24: What does that mean, Gator?


Unknown_15: Have you ever dated a girl that's of Puerto Rican descent or a Puerto Rican mix?


Unknown_04: No.


Unknown_15:  so let me let me describe it so it's like about their their country wanting to be a state a lot or something like that what is the no girl like there's just there there's something oh my god they just they're they're really nice and you have a great time but then it's just kind of like you're sitting there one day  And somebody walked over and flipped the switch from loving Murderbot 5000. And they are just in there yelling. And you don't even know what they're yelling. You're just kind of like, am I about to get stabbed right now? What's happening?


1:14:59
Unknown_12:  Oh, I see.


Unknown_15: Yeah.


Unknown_05: They turn on you. I love the implication of this. The implication of this is that Gator hasn't just been with one Puerto Rican woman, but many. And he's been with lots of women to the point where he can be like, listen, there's differences between Puerto Rican women, black women, Asian women.  and pimp master gator is gonna teach you the differences like it's the best part is just he just doesn't believe it yeah and he just keeps pushing for more details and gator just keeps fucking hanging himself like it just gets worse and worse and worse as the clip goes on the go on go on


1:15:36
Unknown_15:  flipped the switch from loving to murder bot 5000 but this picture is funny too me gator and coach red pill yes which we're gonna get to knoxville i think next and we're gonna have a little bit of a look at that and they are just in there yelling and you don't even know what they're yelling you're just kind of like am i about to get stabbed right now what's happening


Unknown_12:  Oh, I see. Yeah. Just not believe him at all.


1:16:35
Unknown_14: They just turn on you.


Unknown_14: Like a pit bull, they just turn.  I think that might be all Latina women. Buddy, look at this shit that's on screen.


Unknown_05: Look at Shannon's fucking gun protruding disrespectfully. And his fucking shitty wrestling shirt. His Daniel Bryan wrestling shirt. His fucking luchador mask to hide his identity.  Why he wore it when he would just take it off anyway? I'll never understand. Wait, that's right. You remember. That's right. Go ahead. Tell us. Tell us.


1:17:08
Unknown_22: Well, he brought us all around the table at the Airbnb. I'm pretty sure I convinced him. You should pull it off on the stage. He said, I don't know. I'm like, Jesus.  That's why.


Unknown_05: So it was worse. He gets credit for this. He closed Shannon down on taking off the mask. I think me and Ralph convinced him. We're like, what's wrong? I think Ralph's explanation was that he said to Gator, I don't want you stealing my thunder, bitch. So you're going to wear this mask because this is me and Andy's moment, Gator. And then like a fucking joke.  gimp retard he put the fucking mask on to hide his shameful visage and then somehow you guys closed him on actually taking it off so he went through both humiliation rituals at the same time I'm pretty sure that's exactly what oh my god


1:17:42
Unknown_15:  Well, it made it worse because she was my first college girlfriend.


Unknown_05: His first! His first college girlfriend! Implying there were many! Implying there were many!


1:18:20
Unknown_22:  I have like a funny thing. So I remember you and Godwinson, I think, did a stream about him pulling off the mask.


Unknown_16: And he was there. Yeah.


Unknown_22: So I remember walking into the house and he's like sadly sitting on the couch. And he's just like, they're making fun of how I look. And I'm like, it's all good.


Unknown_24: Whatever.  Oh, no.


Unknown_05: I feel bad for Gator.


1:18:55
Unknown_05: I just imagine him just slowly shuffling across the floor, like his feet dragging down. And as he just deeply sighs.


Unknown_05:  He sits down and he hangs his head. Andy, they're making fun of how I look.


Unknown_22: It was tough.


Unknown_05: They're making fun of how I look.


Unknown_05: Oh, fuck. No.


Unknown_17:  Don't feel too bad. He wants the attention on him. I learned that he sees himself as like a paladin or a tank for the VTubers. He's a paladin? Yeah, he's tanking the hate because it's like if you're bullying him, his Oshis are safe behind him and you're not making fun of the VTuber actresses.


1:19:44
Unknown_05: Since when was defending pedophilia lawful good alignment, Josh? This doesn't add up.


Unknown_17:  You don't understand, it's therapy.


Unknown_17: Boy, I... What would she do?


Unknown_14: Throw shit?


Unknown_15: Well, the story... So I was playing video games. I want to say it was Halo Reach at the time.


Unknown_15: And she got super pissed off for no reason.  Just because I was playing Halo Reach instead of doing something mundane. I can't remember what it was. Taking the trash out of something. Taking the trash out of you.


1:20:20
Unknown_05: They're all laughing at him. They're laughing at you, Gator. They're laughing at you because they know it's lies. And it's sad, Gator.


Unknown_24:  Fake story. Oh, this is insane.


Unknown_05: This is so fucking brutal, buddy. Like, oh, no. Tell me lies. Tell me sweet little lies.


Unknown_05: My last girlfriend kept getting mad at me because I shit on the toilet seat all the time, if you can believe it.


1:20:57
Unknown_15: Anyway. Just, like, screaming at the top of her lungs. Like, what the fuck?


Unknown_22:  don't that that like dick like interrogation like and then I kid you not but like three hours later like she I go into my room and she follows in after me and she just 100% just wants to fuck like I don't know shut the fuck up shut the fuck up no Gator that's just insane so


1:21:34
Unknown_05:  So Gator was just so chad playing Halo Reach, eating Cheetos and scratching his balls while chugging down gamer fuel that when he denied her request to clean up or whatever, put out the garbage, she just got dripping fucking wet.


Unknown_04: It was running down her throat.


Unknown_05:  thighs like a fucking river stream and she just had to jump in to the gator gamer's bed and suck him right off right then and there that's what we're meant to believe hit it hit it tell me come on you blew it you blew it i don't know this song what do you mean you don't know this song


1:22:22
Unknown_22:  I know it, but I never listened to it. Anyway, let's just keep going.


Unknown_22: We have a lot to go through, guys.


Unknown_15: I was completely like, how did this change from, you know, you want me to die to now you want to fuck me to death.


Unknown_15:  it's the awkward silence dude it's crazy how no matter what podcast he's on whenever he talks there's like a good five seconds of silence even on his own podcast it's like it's like a theme with him it's like well they were expecting the ball to be passed to them and instead gator just spiked it into the ground what am i gonna say to that i don't know gator like


1:23:04
Unknown_05:  What a pimp you are, Gator! That's what he was expecting. Whoa, he was expecting it to be like those Wiserhood commercials where everybody just starts slowly clapping for him.


Unknown_08: For now, what's going to happen with the Puerto Rican?


Unknown_05:  you never know what's gonna happen with the puerto rican gfs on the kill stream gator is this the clip where he says that she's blonde because i have like uh i have some special i have a recollection of him saying that the girlfriend was blonde yeah it's not in this clip let me let me give you something because i want to give you my schizo theory okay


1:23:47
Unknown_17:  um okay okay let me try to i'm trying to paste into discord okay all right i see it no worries everybody remembers this is happening surely it's not a mandala fact we just don't have the full clip imagine imagine oh no what the i want to show you something this is my schizo theory okay okay i'm sorry let me grab this one sec


Unknown_22:  Am I going to be on a list from this website? Probably.


Unknown_17: This is Niana Banyana. It's a VTuber. Gator likes her. Can you read the intro paragraph for her?


Unknown_05: Yeah, let me read this for you guys. Niana Banyana, formerly known as Niana Sexton 9. The esteemed Niana Sexton 9.  Is a Puerto Rican female VTuber. Would you like to tell me the color of her hair? It's a blonde Puerto Rican female VTuber.


1:24:41
Unknown_17: This is my schizo theory. This is his blonde Puerto Rican GF. Because he specifically mentions her. I want to say he specifically mentions in one of his rants that this is one of the VTuber.  Oh, my God. I could be confusing it. But if I remember correctly, he said that at one of these anime conventions he went to, one of the VTubers, it might have even been her, was so obscure at that time. And she didn't have any connection. So she didn't have like an actual monitor to set up as like a stand. So he literally put her on an iPad and walked around as like a manservant.  and Off-Kai holding her around so people could talk to her. I want to say it was this VTuber and she's a blonde Puerto Rican. This is my absolute fucking insane schizo take is that this is the blonde Puerto Rican.


1:25:14
Unknown_05: I believe you.


Unknown_05: I think you're right.


Unknown_05: I'm now going to officially enter that into the lore as being canon.


1:25:47
Unknown_22: Wait, she retired like 10 days ago?  She knew it was coming.


Unknown_05: What? She knew. She knew this was coming where she would be outed as the Puerto Rican girlfriend inspiration.


Unknown_05: She retired 10 days. And here we have Pantsu summing it all up as to Gator's relation with women. Let's have a look.


Unknown_22: All right.


Unknown_05: Oh, it's muted.


Unknown_22: Sorry, Drive. You know how it is.


Unknown_26:  Peter is a virgin. Uh, yeah.


1:26:20
Unknown_24: One more time!


Unknown_20: Okay. That's brutal.


Unknown_26: Peter is a virgin. Uh, yeah. No!


Unknown_22:  Oh, my. Was that the Killstream movie?


Unknown_05: That is the Killstream movie, buddy.


Unknown_22: I love that movie. Gator is a virgin.


Unknown_17: I have always said that Gator and May was the OTP, as they say. It should have happened. It would have been better for both of them.


1:26:52
Unknown_05:  It was the timeline we deserved. Unfortunately, we're in the bad timeline where Pantsu is with Lester Johnson, a black man. Anyway, the lilies are being gilded. So here we have the craziest merch store of all time.  Which is the Gator Time merch store. I can't imagine that there was even one person who bought anything off this merch store. But buddy, he wanted 36 British pounds, like over fucking $60 for a hoodie.


1:27:28
Unknown_05: It was like the relentless reptile mug.


Unknown_05:  Whenever I see this, it reminds me of the Ralph sex tape because Ralph had that on his wall, remember? Gator was watching in spirit and in truth above Ralph's bed, the little cutout of Gator.


Unknown_05: Okay. Now we have, we got Knoxville coming up. So here we have the infamous Gator face reveal.


1:28:05
Unknown_05: Oh, the negative aura.  Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's the ultimate negative aura farming, bro. You can see my arm. Oh, it's so skinny. Holy shit.


Unknown_22: These fucking Walmart fucking blue jeans he's got on.


Unknown_05: Oh, there's Gator. There's Gator and Coach in the parking lot.


Unknown_13:  It's me!


Unknown_25: Woah! Oh my god, what a fuckin' time.


Unknown_05: Oh man, that really is a cursed video.


1:28:41
Unknown_24:  Oh, man.


Unknown_05: Here we have, actually, this is Keno. We're going to see the next slide. This is Coach Red Pill's takedown video against Gator that he put out. And they had a whole series of DMs going back and forth that we don't have time for. But to sum it up, they both accused each other of being kraut because that was the worst possible thing you could be at this time was to be the trout father kraut.  So here, after Coach's honor was impugned by Gator calling him the worst slur imaginable next to like Milk Fat Gimp V, which was Kraut, Coach Red Pill Gonzalo Lira fucking unleashed this takedown on Shannon Gaines. Okay.


1:29:26
Unknown_29:  Yeah, I don't watch D-Live, but I've been hearing stuff that Gator, of all people, Ethan Ralph's... The disdain. The absolute disdain in his eyes for Gator.


Unknown_05: D-Live.


Unknown_29: Oh, by the way, just D-Live. Hearing that name. Ethan Ralph's co-host or whatever is talking all kinds of shit about me.  And I don't understand why. I mean, I never had a crossword with the guy, never. On the contrary, I liked him. When I met him in Knoxville, I thought that he was great, and I don't have anything bad to say. And point of fact, when we were in Knoxville,


1:29:59
Unknown_20:  Let me give you a little tidbit about Knoxville.


Unknown_29: When we were there, we went to some bar one time. I forget if it was the night of the fight or the night after. I forget where, when. I think it was the night of the fight. And we went to this bar and we walk in and the guy at the door was an asshole. And he said that he carded us.  He carded me, which is absurd. It was at the night of the fight, 100%.


1:30:32
Unknown_22: It was right after.


Unknown_05: This is a total humblebrag lie from Coach.


Unknown_19: He's like, I was so


1:31:16
Unknown_19:  He was the only one out of, like, 100 people in total who had no ID.


Unknown_22: So then I had to, like, threaten the bar guy. I'm like, all right, we're going to have to do another bar with all these 100 people. And they're like, fine, fine, fine, just stay.


Unknown_05: Well, hold on, Andy. You're contradicting Gonzalo's story, buddy. Hold on. Let's hear it.


Unknown_29: He couldn't come in, and he couldn't have a drink.  No, maybe it was Coach and me.


Unknown_22: It was a bunch of us.


Unknown_29: But, like, here's the key issue. See, Ethan Ralph and all the other people there, Rakeda and what have you, they were like, oh, well, tough luck, Gator. You're going to have to win.


1:31:54
Unknown_24:  Bullshit. That's a lie.


Unknown_29: Coach is lying here.


Unknown_05: From the grave. Coach Redfield telling a lie.


Unknown_05: He's like George Washington. Consola Lira never told a lie. Don't disparage the dead, Andy.  We're all like, fuck you.


Unknown_05: That's so funny. Everybody treated Gator like the fucking lowest life form imaginable. I want to believe this is true. Andy, don't spoil this for me.


1:32:25
Unknown_29: We're all celebrating.  And they were all celebrating Gator couldn't get into the bar that they didn't want to have to drink with him because he is such a loser. They were just very blase about excluding him.  I was the one who raised up a fuss. I was the one who told the guy at the door to get the manager and I wanted to talk to the manager and what the fuck was going on. I was the one who stood up for Gator, right?


1:33:03
Unknown_29: I stood up for the guy and because of me, he was allowed to stay because he was, of course, absurd because Gator, you know, whatever you think of him, he doesn't look like a guy who's underage because, of course, he's not a guy who's underage, right?


Unknown_29: I stuck up for the guy.  Right.


Unknown_29: And I never had a crossword with him. And when I broke up off my relationship, my broke up when I broke off my relationship with Ethan Ralph, I sent him and Zidane a direct message telling them that I had no problem with either one of them and that I wish them the best and that I hope that we could stay in touch and what have you.  And Gator sent me a message back saying that I had his absolute respect. That was the term he used.


1:33:48
Unknown_29: That I had his absolute respect.


Unknown_29: And now, for no reason that I can fathom, he's shitting all over me. And trying to own me.


Unknown_06: For no reason. Trying to say that he owns me.


Unknown_29:  See, that's the kind of guy Gator is, right?


Unknown_29: Go off, coach.


Unknown_17: He lives on in our memories when we think about these times. Actions speak louder than words, okay?


1:34:22
Unknown_29: When it mattered, all his friends...


Unknown_29:  Ethan, Rakeda, everybody else, they were like, ah, fuck them.


Unknown_05: Fuck them. Bro, you should have contradicted his narrative, Warski. It was great.


Unknown_05: Oh, man. I'll say, like...


Unknown_22:  Everyone was in the bar and we're all like, well, we're going to leave if he can't come in. So do you want us to take out 100 people? And they're like, fuck, let's talk to the manager. Coach probably was involved in that convo. But for Kate, I didn't say shit about Gator, I don't think.


1:34:55
Unknown_05: Andy, clarify, did Coach Red Pill save Ralph's life? Do you remember the story Coach told where he said he saved Ralph's life because Ralph was going to drunkenly fight another cop in the middle of the road? And Coach grabbed him by the shoulder and said no?  Did this ever happen? I don't remember that ever happening, no. None of this ever fucking happened. Dude, Coach just makes up all this weird shit. He's a superhero. He remembers stories like how he wants to remember them, where they're very favorable to him.


1:35:32
Unknown_17: Honestly, I don't even know if he knows that he does it. He just passively rewrites memories and it's in his mind. I think that's true. I think you're right about that, actually.


Unknown_29: Oh my god.  He can't get in the bar with us. Well, it's not our problem. We're not going to do anything about it. We're not going to lift him up.


Unknown_22: Okay, Coach, you know what was so funny? Because he believes things really easily. He was doing a stream, a live stream from the Airbnb. And he was talking about Tommy C. And I was black out of my mind. And I just go, Tommy C. once peed on kids at a pool.  and coach i was kidding i was just joking right did you forget to take your stop hating tommy c pills i look over at ralph and i go right ralph that's true right and ralph without missing a beat goes that's completely true  and then coach red pill did an entire stream about how tommy cp's on kids and they called him tommy cp that tommy hated me but like it was obviously joe kids y'all he's a real man i remember he was like he looks at the camera he goes i knew it like coach goes i knew it like he


1:36:04
Unknown_05:  You remember, you guys are at, like, the Denny's or is it the restaurant or whatever, and Coach, like, outs Ralph for cheating on his wife at the fucking table. Do you remember? It's all I've done.


1:36:58
Unknown_05: I love my wife, Coach. That's why they got divorced, was because of Coach.


Unknown_05:  Coach just ruined Ralph's entire life by killing away the one she loved of his life, Nora, at Knoxville. Fuck, buddy. I wonder how many important historical events have happened because someone blurted out something completely made up all high on Coke and someone like Coach believed it.


Unknown_17:  it just started like this chain reaction like i was like if you watch that clip if it still exists i am visibly blackout like it's completely like yeah he's destroyed and i and he's like really and then tommy's like fucking oh and then i remember it i'm on the airport or uh i'm in the airport


1:37:49
Unknown_22:  on like um on uh you know when you're waiting for the next plane or whatever and ag luck i see messages like 100 messages and he's like everyone's talking about this tommy ping on kids i'm like what he's like yeah coach is going on about tommy ping on kids i'm like that was a lie and then tommy's like furious with me and he was like oh my god oh anyway


Unknown_29:  All right, coach, finish your lies.


Unknown_05: Finish your lies, coach.


Unknown_29: With a fucking finger to help him. I did.


Unknown_29: Yeah. And then, you know, when I just have a falling out with these people, but not with him, when I have a falling out with these people and just walk away from that whole scene because I realized it was a dumpster fire and look at the dumpster fire we're having, right? Well, I realized what kind of people they were and I walk away and what does this gator guy do, huh?


1:38:46
Unknown_29:  actions speak louder than words.


Unknown_29:  That's all I have to say.


Unknown_17: Was this in a video called something like Never Trust? He always put these little stories.


Unknown_05: No, bring it back. It was on the shit stream. I think the title of it's in the, yeah, it was Gator. It was Gator, G-A-Y-T-O-R. The shit stream archive is still up. If anybody out there wants to have a really fun time, go to the shit stream archive and just watch Coach's keynotes. They were the greatest thing. You should explain.


Unknown_17:  Back in the day, everybody read an image board called Cal, which I think is still around, but it's not nearly as popular. So everybody that he mentions, Andy PPP, Godwinson, Coach, Gator, Ethan Ralph, Zidane, then the far away people like Tommy C and...  the fucking crowd all those people read this board and they anonymously posted about each other and flung shit and coach for whatever reason was absolutely despite being like an author and someone that like had no reason to get involved with the sector was absolutely enamored by this fucking cesspit and dove right into it head first yeah i started posting these weird esoteric videos filled with like like all sorts of weird filters and it's just the most bizarre shit


1:39:23
Unknown_05:  this retrospective on it but he'd do like the state of play and he would like talk about it like it was game of thrones and he'd be like sargon's armies are besieged on all sides do you see that dankula has abandoned him and where is and where is loyalty in all of this


1:40:22
Unknown_04:  is starting to flee from Sargon as Magicka's forces advance mercilessly upon him and he would break it down for like 40 minutes this 50 year old man and he's like got these crazy filters on and he's pushing like a cart that's got this like fisheye lens camera on yeah he likes to spend his money on his film equipment


Unknown_22:  The film equipment. My favorite video is when he claps five times and every clap changes the angle.


Unknown_05: The best this Sargon knew. And he has a drone flying around the office above his fucking penis.  Sargon knew that I was collecting... Sorry, Kraut was collecting the docs this whole time. He knew! And he's drinking his coffee and he has his papers. We gotta find this video. What year was that? It was like 2017, wasn't it? Sargon knew. It's like the greatest video ever fucking made. Ever fucking made in the history of the sector. And everybody is like... He like...  Ran into Sargon at the camera store. Do you remember this, Josh?


1:41:19
Unknown_05: No. Somehow. No, it's just crazy. Like, I think what he did is he hired a private investigator to follow Sargon around so that he could coincidentally bump into Sargon at the camera store and be like, oh, hey, Sargon, I'm at the camera store with you. And Swindon?  Yes, yes. What the fuck?


1:41:54
Unknown_04: I'm not even kidding. No, it's true. And then Coach claims to have met Francis Ford Coppola at the grocery store.


Unknown_05: And not only did he meet Francis Ford Coppola, but Francis Ford Coppola had seen Coach Red Pill's movies in Chile, and that he said that Coach Red Pill was a great director.  Now, mind you, these movies are lost media. There's no evidence that they even existed at all. But a coach claimed that Francis Ford Coppola actually saw this shit. And he told me and Godwinson this shit on the phone. It was the craziest shit.


1:42:25
Unknown_05:  Oh my god. By the way, one minor appearance of Coach Red Pill.


Unknown_17: One little ounce of charisma is like pure vanilla extract added to this fucking maze. Just this pile of oatmeal.  Oh my God. It's the vanilla extract. That's funny. By the way, I got made fun of for calling Gator a paladin, but as we can clearly see, he has donned his armor. He has his shield. He has his sword. He is ready to tank the blows for his VTuber babes.


1:42:59
Unknown_21:  Oh, God.


Unknown_17: And it's a pine cone shield.


Unknown_05: Oh, my God. Very funny. This is very funny. This is him. This is him simping for pine cone. Now, is it true? Did he try and hook up with pine cone? And he said something to the effect of Andy doesn't need to know.


Unknown_22: Well, yeah, there's a girl who is hitting on. Everyone knows the story. Whenever Andy tells the story, he sounds so full of shame.


1:43:36
Unknown_05:  Because he is! Because he is! You see the update on what Pinecone looked for? Andy came over to me at Surfers and we pulled up her OnlyFans and there's this demonic picture of Pinecone plunging the toilet on her fucking OF.


Unknown_22: It wasn't even... It wasn't? No, no. It was worse, Ashton. She's on the floor.  Fully clothed. Okay, we showed it on the stream. And she's got her hand in the toilet.


1:44:08
Unknown_22: Oh my god. Remember?  And it was a free OnlyFans?


Unknown_05: And then she's like, Andy and Ashton are fucking leaking my OnlyFans.


Unknown_22: And you're just like, it was free!


Unknown_05: What are you talking about? And you couldn't even give this shit away. It was so fucking gross. Oh my god, man. The game was that he had sloppy seconds, right?


1:44:44
Unknown_22:  well okay so yeah there was a hookup right we hooked up or whatever and i remember like i thought it was just a hookup then ralph wakes me up the next morning and he's like bro pinecone is her name wasn't pinecone whatever her name was i remember pinecone a kristin or some bullshit whatever it was she's telling everyone that you're in love with her and you want to go and marry her  I'm like, well, I got up like seething and freaking out. And I guess Gator saw my reaction to being like, no, no, no, it's not going to happen. So he's like, oh, I have my opening, I guess. Right.


Unknown_22: And yeah. So Gator wanted the sloppy seconds, I guess. And yeah. So I'm embarrassed about the story. Let's continue.


Unknown_05: Here he is defending the fair maiden's honor.


1:45:40
Unknown_22: Oh.  And people are probably wondering, why was her name Pinecone? Well, like later, this is like way later, maybe like a few months later, like her ex-boyfriend had released photos of them together. And one photo was her like towards the camera and him holding a pinecone as if he was just about to shove it up her ass.


Unknown_17: Yeah, it's like...  It's like this really weird picture where it's like zoomed up on her face and she's like making a pained expression while this guy is like pushing a pine cone into her ass. So that's always stuck around as her nickname.


1:46:14
Unknown_05: Oh, my God. All right. We got to move on. Anyway, there you go. Tales of Knoxville. Tales of yore from an anti-Diluvian age.


Unknown_30:  Oh, you're friends with Kirsten. I'm like, yeah. Kirsten. And they're like, hey, can you ask her if she likes me? And I'm like, I mean, you can DM her yourself, you know?


Unknown_15: Yeah.


Unknown_30: You know, this is the funniest part.


Unknown_15: It's like all these fucking people that were insulting her are on the fucking slide being like, yo, can I slide up in your DMs, though?


1:46:52
Unknown_18: Yeah.


Unknown_30: Well, you know. Ha, ha, ha, panko girl.


Unknown_15: But seriously, you won't fuck, though.


Unknown_30:  That's a little disingenuous, you know? It's like, you know, why would you... Go ahead, Josh!


Unknown_16: No, even, like, the woman that he's talking to is, like, you're not... All these fucking nerds that are trying to, like, pretend they're fucking chads on the internet.


Unknown_15: They're going... Just, like, publicly because it's cool. They're like, ah-ha-ha, let's make fun of this chick. And then slide up into her DMs all quiet, like...


Unknown_05:  The lack of self-awareness. Again, it goes dead silent. It goes dead. Whoa! Of all the unaware statements that have ever been made, that's up there, buddy. These fucking incels, man. These fucking guys pretending to be chads on the internet.


1:47:24
Unknown_17:  Oh, my God.


Unknown_05: All right. Go ahead, Josh. I remember a story, though.


Unknown_17: Clarify this for me. I remember that there was, I think how it went is that Gator had sex with her like mere hours after Andy did.


1:47:59
Unknown_05: Gator had sex? That never happened, Josh. That's how it was explained to me. They made it up. This is like beyond belief fact or fiction. And even they're like, no one's going to buy this one.


Unknown_05: It was a fiction. Oh.


Unknown_22:  All right, so we are all... So now we have Gator and the Kiwi Farms.


Unknown_05: So we have the owner and operator of the Kiwi Farms here. So this is Gator talking about the Kiwi Farms. Here he says, websites with unfettered free speech like Kiwi Farms and 8chan are important to the very ideals of the internet and rational discourse. Without them...  The rich global elite can censor, cover up, and obfuscate. Getting rid of them is about consolidating power over speech itself.


1:48:37
Unknown_05:  Guys like Josh Moon don't remove or censor any content on his website. Why? Because as we've seen with incidents like Dayton and New Zealand, information that is inconvenient to the elite's narrative is often deliberately censored, covered up, or obfuscated.


1:49:10
Unknown_17:  My torch lights the way.


Unknown_04: Your torch lights the way. What a brave stance you took over Christchurch, Josh Mills. Your torch leads the way.


Unknown_17:  Gator's opinion of me is extremely bipolar, and it has changed 180 like six different times.


Unknown_05: It goes from your Jesus Christ walking on the water, our only protector of free speech, to, as we're about to see here, Gator saying you're literally possessed by demons and are like a right-hand servant of Satan. Okay, so that's...  that's where we're at because gator his mind is like a fucking vault and the motherfucker drugs and alcohol and well null's mental state started to rapidly deteriorate i just love that ralph said that his mind is unpolluted by women  It's just a really nice, subtle felt there. That's actually, that was Ralph at the top of his game. Right there. That's why Ralph used to be like on top. Like a line like that. Gator's mind is lack of all. It's unpolluted by drugs, alcohol, and women. It sounds like a cop. It's so fucking back end. All right. Here we've got Gator talking about you. Let's bring it back.


1:50:19
Unknown_08:  Alright, alright, here we go. This gator, his mind is like a fucking vault. And the motherfucker, it's unpolluted by drugs and alcohol and women.


Unknown_15: Null's mental state started to rapidly deteriorate. It's very likely that Josh's life and his spiritual being has been assaulted by this demon for a while. Okay! You can really start to see at that point  his entire mental state starts to rapidly deteriorate well and it may simply be you know this uh this entity this demon that attached itself to chris really seems to want to be wants people to be more aware of chris and wants to kind of extend its tendrils out as far as it can go  Now, I'm not saying the death of Internet blood sports may have actually been the work of a demon, but it's an interesting theory.


1:51:34
Unknown_04: How do you respond to that, Josh? No, no, hold on. Josh, you're blown out.


Unknown_17: Josh, hold on. If I remember correctly, this came during the coin sale. Because if you guys don't know, I think it was around this time where I literally minted silver coins that had the face of Christian on them. And I think that...  The Sonichu demon stuff had just gotten talked about by Medeker, which therefore made it completely real in Gator's mind. He had received updated instructions on what to think and feel. So he's taking this very seriously, and he's considering that I am minting coinage in the likeness of the demon so as to, like in Black and White, the video game, where it's like you have to build the buildings to spread the god's power. It's like that. I'm printing, I'm putting the coins out there. Oh my god.  to like spread the power of the god of the demon god the fake god um yeah go ahead  No, he really seems to believe it, at least at this point. I'm not sure. He's always had weird... Because he has to reconcile that he absolutely despises me and hates everything that I do. And at the same time, he has to reconcile that with the fact that he really liked me at some point. And he has to come up with an explanation about how I've had a serious decline in some way. And that theory has changed depending on what he's doing at the time.


1:52:49
Unknown_05: I remember one of the schizo theories at that time.  It's Mr. Vickers that's giving Josh the silver to do the sale, bish. If you want to know the truth about it. Is it true, Josh? Are you getting all the silver from Mr. Vickers' coin shop to grift everybody, buddy?


Unknown_17: It's not true. It came from Malaysia, actually. It's not true.


Unknown_05: It's not true. All right. So Gator loved this. I think he continued. Here we go.


1:53:23
Unknown_01: Okay. From Emma.  Hey, Jim, do you agree with Gator that Josh Mood summoned a demon that killed IBS?


Unknown_01: I've not heard that piece of lore yet.


Unknown_01: What demon would have been summoned to take care of that problem?  Do you think that, was Gator the origin of the Sonichu demon thing?


Unknown_17: Is that the thing that he was talking about, how he changed the internet by inventing the Sonichu demon? Maybe. Maybe that's it.


Unknown_05: Theories abound as to how Gator influenced the internet. It could be.


1:53:54
Unknown_22: It could be. Yeah, that's a possibility.


Unknown_05:  This guy says, where's the apology to Null for calling him a pedophile possessed by gay demons? Gator says it's hilarious. Is it gay now? I guess... Where did the pedophile part come from, too? I guess he probably did say that a number of times. He goes, Lamal, it sounds hilarious when you say it like that. And he goes, I'm willing to meet him halfway and say the demons made him look at all that Neko Shota. So...  There you go. There's Gator.


1:54:27
Unknown_05: What's crazy about that is that he's tried to apologize to me for that.


Unknown_17: He went on for years and years for no reason other than the fact that Ethan Ralph told him to, basically. Actually, this is hotly debated. I want your take on this. Ralph has messaged me after he told me that we're like ham and cheese. He messaged me. He said it was Gator. Which...


Unknown_05:  it's so funny just breaking that down he has no idea how funny that really is he has no fucking clue he's the rage pig and you see about cheese all the fucking time it's one of the funniest things he's ever said in like 15 years it's genuinely like beautifully genius it's monkey and typewriter level like astronomical genius really  It really is. But he says it's Gator. It's Gator that came between you guys, and you were star-crossed lovers, and it's Gator's fault? Yeah, that's what he said.


1:55:17
Unknown_17: He said that Gator was the one who really wanted to go after me and prompted him to do that a lot. And I think Gator said the opposite. It was Ethan Ralph, and he was just trying to stay loyal to his minch and stuff. I think it is Gator. Yeah.  I'm going to be real with you. I think that Gator, for whatever reason, he really absolutely despises me. I think that goes back to 8chan because he was big on 8chan because of the anime and the Gamergate stuff. And I think that he, to this day, holds a grudge against me for not single-handedly rescuing 8chan.


1:55:54
Unknown_05:  Right, okay. It sounds like Gator, to be honest. It sounds really autistic and petty, just like Gator. Okay, so here we have Gator. Yeah, year one of the show. I believe this is Gator actually apologizing to you for all of this stuff.


Unknown_05: Whoa. Or we tried to get him to apologize. Will you apologize?


Unknown_05: God.  you gotta ask then will you apologize to josh now for you know saying he's a pedophile and shit like that i will apologize to josh but under one condition okay one condition that josh has to apologize for dragging me into it when i desperately tried to be quiet and stay out of it  What do you mean? I mean, you were in this from the beginning. I mean, you're on calls with Ralph where Josh Moon is a kid diddler. He's a pedophile. His dick doesn't work. You were on a stream where you literally pulled up pictures of Josh Moon's mom's mugshot. Will you apologize for that or?


1:56:49
Unknown_15: Oh, certainly. I will definitely apologize for that.


Unknown_22: Oh, you're Mike. Was he sincere?  You're Mike, by the way, eh?


1:57:22
Unknown_17: I don't know. I think even Queen Calfalls apologized for going after my mom for whatever. For whatever reason, everyone goes after my mom. I don't know why. She has literally nothing to do with me. But I guess people get upset.


Unknown_05: Ralph especially. Everybody. Liz Fong Jones, Calfalls, Gator. What? You're telling me Calfalls apologized for something?


Unknown_17:  Kepfels apologized only because a bunch of people replied to him going after my mom with like, what the fuck is wrong with you? This is like Kiwi farm shit. I thought you're supposed to be anti-Kiwi farms and you're like doxing his mom. Like, are you okay? And then eventually after like getting ratioed by his own fans, he was like, okay, I guess I apologize.


1:57:53
Unknown_05:  What's crazy about this clip is me and Andy are wearing the same bow tie, but I'm actually so fat that it's so small on me. Look at your bow tie. As compared to Andy's bow tie. That's not true.


Unknown_24: No, it's true.


Unknown_05: No, of course it is. I believed it for a second. You fucking made it.


Unknown_24: That's hilarious. Bro, Ashton's just a giant. Galactus? Galactus?


1:58:24
Unknown_22: Galactus. Galactus. Okay.


Unknown_22:  because this must have been our fourth stream or something it was yeah it was like it was episode like four or five something yeah definitely well then apologize say josh i'm sorry


Unknown_15:  josh i am sorry this is by the way like this had been built up me and gator feuding for like three or four years


1:59:04
Unknown_05:  complete opposites of everything and you know Ralph and them they were up there I was way down there and finally after Portugal and Ralph getting his eye pocket fucking destroyed and Jim forsaking the gun Gator had no choice but to come and grovel before us like this and it was a fucking sweet moment to be able to press him like this and just this awkward silence do do


Unknown_17:  Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.


Unknown_05: Yeah, he published me by, like, Twitter DMs.


Unknown_17: And it was just like, I have no use for you. You're literally useless, and you're like a snake. And you only abandoned Ralph because of Medicare making it okay to do so. By the way, here's a fun fact about Gator.  When Ralph's shit was really starting to fall apart hard, he just had his first major pill stream. I think the soap thing had just happened. Gator was still around for him at that point. I offered to let him moderate the Kiwi Farms if he broke away from Ralph. I thought, like, he needs something to do. He needs, like, replacement friends. So I honestly, out of the bottom of my fucking heart, I said, look, I'll let you...  integrate in this way so you have something to do and he rejected me on that and then years later he apologized i was just like you're just such a fucking cunt he really was he was such a douchebag for so long and really he never got the punishment that he really deserved somehow he's like got away with it when he was like the head janitor of everything and was involved in so many gay ops and so much bullshit but


2:00:39
Unknown_05:  whatever at this point it's 2025 yeah exactly i think that's fair there we go wow ralph by the way is seething right now i got some reports ralph is why but why he's not doing ralph's mental state any favors


Unknown_22:  Yep, that's it.


Unknown_21: Fucking Ralph. Oh, wow. Oh, we hit the goal.


Unknown_22: Let's fucking go. Wow. Also, he asks, what has Null done to make you personally deserve? Sorry. Also, what has Null done to you personally to deserve your hate? I don't understand.


Unknown_15: Null demanded that the Kiwis make a thread and dox me.


Unknown_05:  What? This is true? Josh, did you commit?


2:01:28
Unknown_04: I command thee to talk Shannon Gaines. Was this true?


Unknown_17: I have asked people to make a thread very, very seldom. Generally, people will do it automatically. I honestly can't remember. There's a good chance I might have. I don't think I did, though, because I never had it out for Gator.


Unknown_17: Did I? Yeah.


Unknown_05:  I would love to see the post, because I honestly do not remember if I did or not. You know what? If you did, it's based, because it's Gator. Who gives a fuck?


2:02:03
Unknown_15: Behavior that Ralph's basically doing right now, so I fundamentally don't see a difference between the two. The difference, however, is that no, I think, can at least be...  you can have a conversation with josh i think you can't really have a conversation with ralph when ralph thinks that you're his blood enemy that's it he's gonna think that for life i i think maybe josh can be i can have a discussion with josh maybe yeah no i think that'd be a good idea there you go all right there we go


2:02:39
Unknown_05:  Now we have, what is this here? Reincarnated as a gator. She keeps protecting her account, so I'll lay it out here. Kiwi Farms users were allegedly sharing naked images of an underage user of the website. Josh is complicit in allowing underage users on his site, and he's run pedo boards in the past. He 100% deserves all the shit coming his way.  So there's a hot gator take right there. Then he goes, these are the same people trying to call Ralph a pedophile for having sex with an 18-year-old, a person of legal age, and trying to call her a teenager. Well, she is a teenager. She was literally a high school student, yeah. He was literally a month out from prom when Ralph fucking snatched her from the vicar's home.  Because they want you to think she was younger. They're playing word games just like Sargon's groomer shit. Well, no, Sargon just pulled that straight out of his ass, whereas Ralph was actually, like, dating a teenage girl. What do we have here?


2:03:23
Unknown_04: All right. Do you want to hear that one again?


Unknown_15: Doxing is a tool. Like any other tool, it can be used for good, and it can be used for awesome.


2:03:57
Unknown_06: Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.


Unknown_05:  oh no oh shit it's back to us I gotta ask so a lot of the time like you defended Ralph or attacked his enemies did Ralph tell you to shit talk people for him or did you just feel obligated to do it because you were a co-host  Yeah, this is kind of going back to your theory, isn't it, Josh, about whether or not he was deciding to go after you on his own or if Ralph was telling him.


2:04:34
Unknown_17: By the way, I found the post just real quick. When Ralph got his own subforum, I closed his general thread, which at that point was like several thousand pages long, I want to say.  I think it was 10,000 pages, wasn't it? Something crazy. 3,642 was the original thread. So on December 10th, 2020, I said, I am locking this thread to encourage people to make new threads. Very common thing that I do. When you have a big general thread and you open a board, you got to kind of disperse that activity around. Otherwise, it just stays in that general thread.  to make new threads and to make use of the board for starters get a thread up on gator vicar's faith in the most recent leaks so that's what i said i didn't tell people to dock some but i did say you got to like break the the general thread up into people were already talking about if there's going to be a ralph subform there's going to be a gator threat like this it just has to of course you can't have batman without robin you can't have aquaman without aqualad it just has to be


2:05:28
Unknown_22:  Goal 440, what is this, poverty hour? Shut up.


Unknown_15: It's tough. It's tough. Ralph would, like, post a tweet of somebody talking shit. And Ralph would be like, you know, go into this, like, spurg out mode. And he'd be like, he'd ask me to, like, either respond or, like, do something or say something. And that was, that wasn't as often as you think.  but like typically what i would do it looks so mad there yeah oh i hate you fucking piece of shit squirm you fucking work is i would see somebody that was like like let's use josh as a great example right like josh would say something about ralph or like try to with ralph and of course ralph would immediately be like oh josh moved  that guy all that stuff and for a while there i like trying to stay neutral in that because like you know i was kind of i'm from the internet world like i know you don't say farms and all that stuff yeah the eldest  the eldest he had to repeat it back to me he used to hate that he really resented being called that but then Jim anointed him as that and now he accepts it so involved with that until I unfortunately started becoming another target courtesy of Ralph just being himself and being this black hole of just malice and spite


2:06:22
Unknown_22:  But remember when I used to play music, like a music band?


Unknown_15: Yeah, like a lounge, like cocktail lounge music. But he would, like, go and spurg out, and he would be very, very wary of people that didn't, like, toe his line 100%. I remember that...


2:07:13
Unknown_15:  you know, he would get, he got into, like, this big-ass f***ing feud with Josh, and at first I was kind of like, I don't know if it's a good idea to go to Kiwi Farms, you know, they already hate you over there, and now it's just gonna be a thousand times worse, there's a lot of Kiwis in Rikada's chat, there's a lot of Kiwis in the Dick's show, and these are both platforms that you wanna, like, you know, you wanna, you want their fans, their fans to be your fans, and come over to your show, and give you money, and by pissing Josh off,  You've pissed off his capos. You've pissed off, you know, his personal army.


2:07:57
Unknown_00: And he's going to like go hard at you and with you.


Unknown_15: And, you know, Ralph and I had a little bit of an argument about that. And Ralph is the kind of person.


Unknown_04: I would love just love to be a fly on the wall for any argument between Ralph and Gator.


Unknown_05:  oh i'm ralph oh maybe you should shut the fuck up gator you're a fucking little bitch you'll fucking do as you're told gator like i can't imagine gator ever actually standing up to ralph and like threatening to put the broom down i can't imagine in a million fucking years that he's not pleased with what you've done that he's not happy


2:08:43
Unknown_15:  with uh something that you've said and done and you know it's it's a little it was a little frightening back then because you know i was still in that mode of oh no you know what if you know what if he ruins my life what if he with me yeah you're like hurry you fucking suck buddy where is the snake material and honestly he snaked in the shittiest way go ahead josh yeah


Unknown_17:  I was going to say, maybe when he was telling that story about the violent Puerto Rican GF that wanted to have sex afterwards, maybe that was Ralph.


Unknown_16: Ralph would start nagging him to pick out the trash and they want to have sex right away. That makes a lot more sense.


Unknown_15: Yeah, it does. Whatever he would say, I would just echo like a parrot.


Unknown_15:  wait that's the truth isn't it whatever ralph would say he would echo like a parrot okay so here we have now this is gator a real quick interruption uh i didn't realize but today he's actually anime boomers podcasting he's supposed to be going live any second now wow let's go someone mentioned we didn't plan it that way i didn't


2:10:02
Unknown_05:  None of us actually knew what day anime was.


Unknown_16: Somebody came over to inform him that we're talking about it, and he says, they must have really run out of content.


Unknown_05: No, really? No, it's like, listen, what happened was the Josh father came to me and was like, listen, you owe me a favor for all my appearances. We gotta take a hit out on the Gator Gamer. He's a threat to the Kiwi Farms.


Unknown_00: We gotta...


Unknown_05:  That's what happened, Gator. I'm sorry. I owe the slobber father a fucking favor. Okay. So there was at one time, if you can believe it, a paywalled program where the Gamer Gator, Ethan Ralph, and Pantsu Party...  reviewed animes together and this was basically like some sort of humiliation it was called kamikaze no survivors i would not have remembered that had i not looked at the screen and saw it there and so this was basically a big humiliation ritual on ralph perpetuated by his wife and manservant where they basically chained him up and made him watch the most deviant and depraved shit just look at his face  he's already not happy this clip is so priceless Josh his reactions during this because at first Ralph's alright I'll watch Neon Genesis Evangelion and I'll watch Bleach and One Piece well then Gator brings up listen it's time to actually baptize you into this Ralph we're doing redo of Healer next week  And Ralph's like, well, wait a minute, Gator. What the fuck is Redo of Healer?


2:11:19
Unknown_05: And here is Gator explaining to Ralph what he's going to have to watch.


Unknown_15: Okay.


Unknown_15:  Well, I-I've already brought it up earlier, but- RALPH, DON'T MESS!


Unknown_05: Nooo, he's so pissed! He's so pissed! I think it's time- He knows, cause he knows that's the only way he's getting in Pantsu's pussy pockets, if he fuckin' does this shit with Kater. ...to watch something completely and absolutely fucked up.


2:12:20
Unknown_15: We're gonna watch, uh- LOOK AT RALPH!


Unknown_06: LOOK AT RALPH DO IT! NOOOOO!


Unknown_06:  It's so sad when Ralph is the normal person in an interaction with real, genuine reactions.


Unknown_05: Ralph's the voice of morality, decency, and virtue in this dark age.


Unknown_05: We're going to watch something fucking... Ralph's like, well, Gator, I know what you are, and I don't want to watch your definition of fucked up, Gator.


2:12:55
Unknown_16: Ralph knows that's not hyperbole. He knows he's actually bringing out something he doesn't want to see.


Unknown_15:  anime that's a subject of controversy recently it's called uh redo of healer


Unknown_24:  It's actually really fucking funny. Now what the fuck is that? Even the title just made him go, what?


Unknown_05: Absolute skepticism on his face there.


2:13:33
Unknown_15:  The premise of Redo of Healer is that you've got a guy who has the power to heal people, but he's treated like complete and absolute shit.


Unknown_05: Look at Ralph! The subtle little tilt. The head tilt as he's hearing this. His head looks like a fucking egg, dude. Like, what the fuck?


Unknown_15:  Fate manages to go back in time and is able to redo the events that led to his disastrous life. And he's decided that he's going to get revenge on all the terrible motherfuckers that treated him like absolute shit. And he's gonna do anything in his power to get his revenge.


2:14:14
Unknown_08: Now that sounds amazing.


Unknown_04:  Well, that sounds great, Gator. What's fucked up about it? Yeah, that's my favorite thing, Gator. I love revenge.


Unknown_06: It was marketed in pills as well.


Unknown_13: It is. It is. It has pissed off a lot of people.


Unknown_13:  now whoa no the horse startled me jump scare there is yeah i know like whoa dang yeah we're gonna watch the uncensored version no oh no no oh no well of course of course that's terrible this way no it's new


2:15:09
Unknown_17:  Are you excited to see it?


Unknown_27: I am. I bet.


Unknown_17: Can you imagine a Gator May podcast?


Unknown_05:  wow listen i mean you never say never it was meant to be now josh you seem to have an understanding of what this anime is but this is just him saying on twitter he's making ralph watch it what is redo of healer about what are the sordid details that gator left out of his description of this anime he forced ralph to watch um


2:15:45
Unknown_17:  All I know is that it has lots of rape.


Unknown_17: Oh.


Unknown_17: Let me actually, I'm going to pull up the, here's what I do. I like to play this little game when people try to force me to watch an anime. Okay, here's what I do to have fun. I go on to IMDB and I scroll down until I find the parent's guide. And then I just read what it warns me about.


Unknown_05:  Common sense media or whatever.


Unknown_17: Yeah. Sex and nudity. Severe. 450 people found this severe. Explicit sex scenes. Rape.


2:16:18
Unknown_17: Uncensored version. A young man rapes a teenage girl and you can see her bleeding between her legs on the bed.


Unknown_05: Wait.  What? That doesn't sound good. There's a teenage girl getting raped and bleeding?


Unknown_17: Right.  A young man buys a female child slave and convinces her to perform fellatio on him.


2:16:53
Unknown_05: What? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. A female child sex slave?


Unknown_17: Yes, is what it says.


Unknown_17: It says a female child slave convinces her to perform fellatio on him. Afterwards, they have sex and he ejaculates inside of her. They are later shown having passionate sex outdoors by a tree during a full moon, both fully nude. So she becomes like Stockholm Syndrome, like a wife for him.  And then a man slaps a woman with his penis for one second. It's the next warning.


Unknown_05: Talk slap? Okay. That was tame compared to the other things we were reading.


2:17:30
Unknown_17: Yeah, the other stuff. Okay, look. There's content ratings for sex, nudity, violence and gore, profanity, alcohol, and frightening and intense scenes, all of which are rated severe. In the violence, it warns of torture.


Unknown_17: There are details of torture explained that are gruesome.  There's gore, lots of torture it warns you of.


Unknown_17: Then there are hallucinogenic drugs that make people unresponsive, submissive, independent. And aphrodisiac is used to seduce a young girl and becomes aroused and soaks her panties.


2:18:09
Unknown_17: There's lots of sex, violence, and torture.


Unknown_05: Yes. Right.


Unknown_05:  Uh, Gator, is it time to enter the wood chipper there, Gator? This anime, by the way, is like a meme because it's mentioned by Nick Ricada, Mediker, Gator, May.


Unknown_17: I don't know what the fuck is up with this anime.


Unknown_05: So everybody has to go into the wood chipper now. Not Father Jim! Not Father Jim, Josh!


2:18:41
Unknown_22:  It was Rikada's favorite anime?


Unknown_05: I don't believe it, Josh. I don't believe that Medica would watch something like that. Only Rikada watched it. And the version Medica watched certainly didn't have any of the child shit in it. That was just the Rikada cut. You watched the censored 4Kids version that they played on Toonami? Yes.  the pg-13 that's you know that's what jim watches he's a responsible mature man it's the fox morning the fox morning version you know we love our e-daddy we love our e-daddy jim please we love him he never did this  anyway all right we're going into anime Missouri now so we're really we're entering the heart of darkness go ahead yeah this is this is the peak this shit so this is after this is to give context this is post Ralph


2:19:15
Unknown_17:  He is trying to set up a podcast called the Anime Boomers Podcast, previously named. And he is with, if I remember correctly, Spooky Weeb Trash. Now, this is a... I have very carefully avoided mentioning this one show at all. If you want to go... I don't know if you want to actually do this on stream, but if you want to go to... I'm actually going to hit you with some deep lore about this, okay? Okay. Yeah.


Unknown_17:  If you go to the Anime Boomers podcast and you read the description, it says it's a show by the Gator Game War co-hosted by Spooky Weeb Trash, who is a real woman. Spooky Weeb Trash appears in three live streams.  And it has been like three years since Spooky Weeb Trash has appeared in the show. He has never updated this description. And it shows up in every single one of the descriptions of his videos as well, advertising that she's the co-host. She has not been on this podcast for three years. She's an alcoholic. She mentions day drinking in the...  the uh the video that we're about to watch she makes like a joke about how people need to day drink more um she's got like a puffy face like that alcoholics get and at some point in the last year she was talking about day drinking some more and just vanished off the face of the fucking planet so she's gone now nobody knows what happened to spooky weeb trash her last known association was with the gay gay tour gay more she was heavily drinking and now she's just gone


2:20:59
Unknown_22:  She's in a ditch, huh?


Unknown_06: She's in a shallow grave. He's the next J.F. Spooky comeback. She's dead.


Unknown_05: You can blame it all on me. He killed her. I think that Gator was just such a creepy fucking weirdo that he eventually spooked off the spooky weeb trash.


Unknown_05:  drank herself to death having to deal with gators cringe oh i got episodes i have a story for you all about spooky weave trash so i walk into the airbnb in knoxville and at this point she had a boyfriend but ralph had called her right and i walk in and ralph's like what do you mean bitch i've got thousands of dollars on my bank account what do you mean i can't see your tits


2:21:47
Unknown_22:  And I'm like, well, who are you talking to? Is this a real story? Yeah, this is real.


Unknown_04: Are you fucking kidding me?


Unknown_22: No, Josh, this is documented more.


Unknown_04: I'm glad that we got this.


Unknown_17: We need this on the record because this is new info to me.


Unknown_22:  Yeah, yeah, so this is 100% true. She even confirmed it vaguely on Anime Boomers. But, yeah, so I walk in, and I'm like, who are you talking to? What the fuck? I'm like, what are you doing? And he's like, this bitch Spooky Weeb Trash won't show me. And he's on the phone, like, on it still. She's on the line. And he's like, this bitch won't show me her tits.  Andy, tell her how much thousands I have in my bank account. Which I didn't even know, right? And first of all, thousands. Like, wow, congratulations. And then I'm like, okay, hang up the phone then. And then I DM'd her and I went, I don't know what's happening. I'm sorry. Like, you know, I'm trying to like...  stop stop the fighter from spreading right before it's like released to the public and uh yeah that's what happened there and he was trying to phone a bunch of people and get titty pictures from everyone all these girls and shit and she was one of them yeah maybe he was trying to do gator a solid and hook him up with the nudes that he does yeah he was married  He was married and I'm like, oh, Nora's going to find out there's going to be a huge arc now. And so, yeah, this is a hundred percent true story. So there you go.


2:23:09
Unknown_17:  It's worth mentioning, just to cap this off, that he obviously desperately wanted to hook up with her, and it never happened.


Unknown_05: Yes. Well, we have a whole folder. When we get to the Anime Boomers podcast, I produced a folder dedicated to spooky weeb trash, which we'll go through. And it's some of Gator's sad attempts and shit like that. So this is Anime Matsuri. Is this the 2022 or 2023 edition? Do you know offhand, Josh? Oh, God, no, I don't.  Doesn't really matter. But what this is is some sort of weird anime convention where they gather to molest children and sacrifice them to Moloch. From my understanding, all of the anime fans, they do their ritualistic sacrifices in hoods. It's kind of like Eyes Wide Shut, but they're dressed like Final Fantasy characters. Anyway, Gator felt like he needed to make the sacred pilgrimage...  You know out there there's some anime fucker that I'm going to kill Pee-Pee. You know it! He's lying! Fuck him! This fat fuck, he doesn't know anything about One Piece. He doesn't know who Piccolo is!  So Gator decided he was gonna make the pilgrimage to this child rape convention and here we go Oh my god!


2:24:21
Unknown_04: He's fucking disheveled! He's fat! He's fucking stinky and greasy! Look at his fucking hair!


2:24:51
Unknown_05: Oh my god, buddy, he's got the sex offender special


Unknown_17:  Because he looks like Christian, first of all, which is like a tried comparison to make, but for real, it fucking looks like Christian. But second of all, it's like he knew this event was coming up like a year in advance. He had a year in advance to do something to look presentable, knowing that it was going to be recorded and put on his fucking channel.


Unknown_05: Buddy, where did he get these glasses? Sears Optical? Like, what the fuck is going on, dude?


Unknown_22: The one you buy at the shoppers on the rotating thing?


2:25:27
Unknown_32: His cringy ass fucking Jotaro. Whoa!  Listen, I'm not saying he is a pedophile, but if you had a picture in the dictionary next to the word pedophile, it would look a lot like this.


Unknown_05: It would look like that picture of Vito in the bluey shirt.  what is this fucking shit he's wearing this shirt bad times don't last bad guys do is he trying to say he's a bad boy this is sexy goth bad boy gator gamer buddy what the fuck  Holy shit.


2:26:09
Unknown_32: Look at this man's drip. You got a fucking roasted fucking drip, man.


Unknown_05: No, he's getting mugged. He's getting mugged. He's getting mugged by women in public. No. Oh, no. Buddy, he's got the big high. Did you see he had the big high compression socks on for his diabetes? What the fuck?


Unknown_32:  Holy shit. Wait until the con, this dude has like... There she is.


2:26:43
Unknown_05: There she is. Just caked in fucking makeup to the point where the face is just completely gone. It's gone.


Unknown_17: Queen Bee of the anime club.


Unknown_05: Yeah. There she blows. Female weeb whale off the starboard bow. Her rancid stinking pussy.


Unknown_05:  Oh, my God.


Unknown_13: Yes.


Unknown_15: I feel like I should, like, Soy Jack post that. Just be like... Now, freeze frame.


2:27:15
Unknown_05: You might be wondering how I got here. Well, there was this streamer, Mr. Mediker.


Unknown_05:  I watched one of his streams, and then I became this guy. Look at this shit. He's fucking Soy Jack pointing at a fucking pillow, buddy. What is going on? It's a really good Soy Jack, too.


Unknown_16: He nailed it.


Unknown_05: Listen, let's get the sticker right now. Who has the subs for this sticker?  Let's see at least 20 subs for the Shannon Gaines sticker right now, Chad.


2:27:54
Unknown_05: We're not going to get it.


Unknown_24: You've doubled the price.


Unknown_05: Oh, Josh gets half, right?


Unknown_24: Yeah, exactly.


Unknown_05: He's going to have to woe buddy for it. I can't get the finger, though, or else it doesn't make sense.


Unknown_22: It won't fit.


Unknown_05: Fuck it. Who gives a shit?


Unknown_13: It's Rimaru. Oh, shit. I'm recording it so somebody will screenshot it, I'm sure.


Unknown_04: I'm sure.  No, stop.


Unknown_05: God damn it. Jim died for this. Buddy killed Fishman.  and dj ray for 25 subs whoa buddy thank you so much jim died for this so that his hats could be put on this gay anime plushie and posed with by a fucking weirdo like this holy shit buddy or listen just the face is fine enough trust me if it's with a finger it'll be way too tiny it won't even like jim's looking  up from hell and he's like that's why i'm here isn't it the sweetie squad's gonna fucking rate me for that one buddy precedent precedent i'm really i'm really skirting the line i'm tap dancing on that line


2:29:04
Unknown_22:  I gotta find a... Okay, let me just hit play.


Unknown_05: Okay, stop. Stop. He's making the voices. Josh, help us. What is your take? I have no fucking idea what that is. What is your take?  he's the resident anime expert and you don't know what this even is do you remember vaguely that's it when um dick masterson went ape shit over the bed sheets of maddox and it was like that that dungeon dungeon slime guy do you know this is out of your ballpark this is out of my ballpark on the maddox dungeon slime


2:30:03
Unknown_17:  Maddox's house, when he was renting, got listed on Zillow. So they took pictures of the house as it was with the tenants inside of it. So Maddox's bedroom leaked onto the internet. And Dick Masterson made a whole special.


Unknown_05: His bedroom leaked? Sir, the bedroom photos have leaked on Kiwi Farms, sir.


Unknown_17:  it was the big slime monster from dragon quest that was his bed sheet and it was just like the face it was like a blue bed sheet with the the face that was just like an anime face like a maple story kind of expression and um dick tore this guy a new fucking asshole just for having a dragon quest slime bed sheet which is kind of man childish but it's like as far as like embarrassing anime shit goes holy fuck it's like a one out of ten relatively speaking that's like whatever dragon quest yeah  Meanwhile, the Puerto Rican poonslayer himself is over here with the Medicare hat on this weird plushie. And he's doing like play pretend voices that like children do. Like, I hate to keep saying this because it makes me sound like a one trick pony. But there's a video of Christian playing with toys and doing the squeaky voices. And he put that on YouTube. It's like Gator's doing the exact same fucking thing. It's like, why are you giving it a little voice?


2:30:49
Unknown_05: Now, Josh, are you aware that Gator has an entire collection of plushies?  Vaguely. I don't know how extensive his toy is. I have the collection of plushies. You have a picture of all the plushies?


2:31:26
Unknown_17: I have the ones of just the three different VTubers. And I remember that Kiesha apparently went over my criticism of these fucking adult men collecting plushies of anime characters and said, no, that's normal behavior. It's not normal behavior. Gator collects plushies of his Oshis and I'm sure that they are all cum-stained.


Unknown_05:  Holy fuck, man. Can you imagine, like, you know, Gator reproduced and, like, his kids brought a friend over to the house and this is my dad's collection of anime pillows. Like, what the fuck, man?


2:32:01
Unknown_17: If you're Gator's kid, his plushie collection is, like, the bottom of your fucking list of problems.


Unknown_05: There's other things to worry about, like getting raped.  Whoa. Jesus Christ.


Unknown_13: I'm a micro-ish.


Unknown_05: I'm a micro-ish.  I mean, that's a bit of a stretch, Gator. Oh, here it is. The classic.


Unknown_32: These look like really niche anime. I've never seen them.


Unknown_15: Okay, this is Record of Lodoss War. That's Deedlit and that's Parn. This is like one of my favorite games of all time.


2:32:36
Unknown_05: Imagine knowing the names of the characters on that post. Like, imagine. I couldn't even fucking imagine.  It's just insane. And then not only knowing, but actually volunteering the information. And not only that, but being proud of it. As though it's some sort of a flex, as though it's some sort of accomplishment that you know the names of these child cartoons that you jerk off to. And these people will try and shame me for not knowing the names of the cartoons that they jerk off to. Whereas I think it's righteous as fuck that I don't know anything about these One Piece characters at all. What about One Piece?


2:33:11
Unknown_22:  Let's not.


Unknown_05: Oh, okay. I was gonna tell you. We got him. We got him. We exposed him. This is like in the thing when they did the blood test. And Worski just had to open his mouth and confirm that he's an anime weeb that needs to be fucking purged, buddy.


Unknown_21: Yeah, yeah, yeah.


Unknown_05: That's not in One Piece, bro.  I love that shit. I was actually going to tell Andy to wear his One Piece shirt. I wore One Piece yesterday. If it would cause Josh to fucking melt down and start talking about the raping of children and One Piece.


2:33:49
Unknown_22: I was going to put me and Ashton as VTubers today.  can you imagine you turn on the vtube filter listen a thousand subs right now and we will do the vtube bro a thousand subs won't even scratch two vtuber models brother i know i know but it's over it's over that's why i like elf chicks so much


2:34:27
Unknown_13:  what what did you just say what the fuck he's talking about he loves elven chicks listen this is the guy if you said picture a guy who loves elven chicks this image would be conjured in your mind like gator really is the archetype of something like he really is like yeah that's the guy


Unknown_15:  I mean, but that's like, they're super deformed. Like, the art's absolutely gorgeous. Fantastic stuff.


Unknown_15: Is it, though?


Unknown_22: Oh my gosh.  Okay. Oh, well, everyone ready for the 34 minute.


Unknown_05: The 34 minute. Josh threw this in. I'm like 34, 34, 34 minutes. I was providing all the source material too, in case you needed it or something.


Unknown_17: That's why I figured, I figured, I figured it wasn't. Yeah.


2:35:24
Unknown_32:  Hey guys, Spooky here.


Unknown_05: What's up with the skin tag on her fucking eye? Like, can we take a pair of scissors to it? Or can we do something, anything about that? Because it's like really distracting.


Unknown_17: Really distracting. You're like Austin Powers. You're like, I'm going to chop it up and make guacamole. Guacamole.


Unknown_25:  She's got a mole! Mole!


Unknown_05: She's got the summer teeth flying too. Summer here, summer there. Shit. Oh my god. She's the one that held the knife while they sacrificed the children in the basement. Yeah.


2:35:56
Unknown_32:  So, if you guys are here from my Zoe Quinn content, specifically, like the long form stuff, thank you, hello.


Unknown_05: Is there anyone that would be there, Josh? Can you elaborate on the Zoe Quinn solo content? I'm going to use the bathroom real quick. This is going to be a long seminar by Josh explaining this to you. You have a lot of time.


2:36:27
Unknown_05: I have no idea what she's talking about. What do you mean?  you're the lore master don't you have like a fucking a fill it in blanks bound fucking volume you can pull off the shelf in days of your spooky weeb trash did a zoe quinn stream i i just imagine i i bet you i can guess what it is during gamer gate she wanted attention so she did like i'm a girl but i'm hashed oh do you remember hashtag not your shield not your shield yeah


2:37:00
Unknown_17:  She was hashtag not your shield.


Unknown_05: We have all these women and black people and trannies and fucking Jews, and they're not your shield, dude. We're all fucking base gamer Cacorinos fighting against social justice warriors and feminism, and we're going to show them. We're going to stick it to them because this is about ethics and games journalism, Josh.


Unknown_17:  i found the guy that's there from her zoe quinn content somebody in my kick chat said jd staley she did a documentary of zoe quinn on her youtube channel so she did like a proper video all about zoe quinn exposing her and i assume that's just how the gay tour game war and her met over a nice discussion about zoe quinn yeah exactly


2:37:51
Unknown_17:  But one of my favorite things, by the way, is when someone who has absolutely no following addresses their audience. I don't know how to describe this as like a trope, but it's like when somebody who has literally no active following says, in case you're here for my other work, because Gator does this too. It's like, if you're here for the Anime Boomer podcast, don't worry, it's not going away. It's just like, nobody's here for the Anime Boomer podcast.


Unknown_05: I know what it's called. It's called fake it till you make it, right? It's like, oh,  oh yeah, I'll phone you right through to my secretary right now and we'll finalize the process.


Unknown_04: Have you ever read that copypasta about how Indians do that?


Unknown_17: They always pretend to be really busy. They make themselves look really important. It's like that. It's like the YouTuber version of that.


2:38:30
Unknown_05: Everybody in chat, they're all freaking out about the nails.


Unknown_17: Look at this shit, dude.


Unknown_05: They are really fucking pointy. Holy fuck.


Unknown_17:  She's like a witch. She has warts, and she's got this weird scowl, and she's got puffy face from drinking and binge drinking. And then she has actual claws where it's like she could run up to you and start slashing you and tear your clothes and leave gashes on your back.


2:39:03
Unknown_05: She's fucking bald. That's a fucking wig. That's not her real hair. She's just a bald, old babushka.


Unknown_22: How does she wipe?


Unknown_05:  That's a really good question. How the fuck do you get a fucking bidet when you're in that deep?


Unknown_17: Pointing out that that's a wig is like when I first learned that black women don't have hair and they just all wear wigs all the fucking time. It's like, what the fuck? Really?


Unknown_05: All of them? They only have fucking curly hair, buddy. It's like, what the fuck? So in order to mimic a human being, they have to wear these weaves. It's crazy. Yeah.


2:39:33
Unknown_32:  And I also want to thank my patrons for being very patient with me. My patrons? How many patrons? What the fuck are you talking about? This video essay, whatever the fuck you want to call it, it is being edited right now. The script itself is being edited.


Unknown_20: As soon as I get done with this vacation, if you want to call it that, is what I'm about to announce.


Unknown_32:  sure you guys right now it is as soon as i get done with this video vlogging and editing all that kind of stuff i will uh film the new video oh i remember no ability to speak at all go ahead josh she has a patron because she did cosplay thought well from what i understand she had an only fans as well did she have an only fans too i don't know about that only fans


2:40:34
Unknown_17:  bro gator couldn't hit that oh stop buddy this is like seal clubbing bro this is fucking brutal bro someone's asking are we gonna do uh vtubers on this show


Unknown_05:  We're getting there. I mean, in the future. Listen, if Josh comes on and we can cast them all into pedophile hell, we can explain how every single person that watches it is just a sick sexual deviant that should be lined up against the wall and that there's no excuse for it whatsoever in a safe and sane society.


Unknown_17:  As we get further into the anime boober shit, I think I'll cap it off by giving you guys some of what he actually watches. And then I'm sure it'll be self-evident.


2:41:21
Unknown_17: Hundreds of people, when I made fun of this new debut character, which I'll talk about when we get there. Hundreds of people got upset that I called this out for what it is. It's just like...  it sounds like it it looks like it it talks like it what the fuck am i supposed to call it besides a child it's like well it's fictional bro fictional what a fictional what real josh get your hand off their penis josh what business is it of yours buddy they want to jerk off josh


2:42:00
Unknown_05:  What are you, some sort of Christian theocrat, buddy? What are you, Jack Thompson of the modern age, buddy?


Unknown_07: Fucking moral fag. Fucking moral fag.


Unknown_05: Well, that's what you are, buddy. If the shoe fits, you gotta wear it, pal. You have standards of what's right and what's wrong, and you just don't go around all day fucking kids, so you're a piece of shit.


Unknown_05: It's just a drawing, Josh.


Unknown_32: It's a gamer. Hint, hint.  and it will be uploaded, I don't know when. It's gonna take probably a long time to edit. But it is being worked on, so thank you patrons for being patient with me. I really, really do appreciate it. And anyone else who is waiting for my next video. If you guys couldn't already tell by obviously the title of this video, I am going to a motherfucking anime con after three years being stuck.


2:42:37
Unknown_32:  my home well our homes i guess joe biden did this and i'm going back to anime matsuri specifically oh damn it bring it back this is i just realized like listen if if being on lockdown means that these anime people can't just go to a convention and sacrifice children in broad daylight we all need to go back on lockdown they must be stopped they must be stopped three  which was 2019, and I cried like a bitch. Not my, uh...  proudest moment, but we'll have to see how much I cry on this show. Hopefully not much.


2:43:22
Unknown_32: But who knows? Who knows? I am going to meet, obviously, Vic Mignon again, because he's a guest, and Nick Riccata again.


Unknown_05: Obviously. And then, also, anyone else who's a new YouTuber there?


Unknown_32: Because, oh my god, there's so many YouTuber buddies of Nick Riccata's that are showing up, too.


Unknown_05: I must ask, what is the purpose of us watching this?


2:43:59
Unknown_24:  going on can anyone explain what the fuck is going on josh is there a reason why we're watching this that there's a reason you put this in here or


Unknown_17:  No, I thought that you had something. I put the long videos in there just as it's Andy Worski's fault. Oh, yo, it's easy to throw Worski under the bus.


Unknown_05: You said it. He played it.


Unknown_22: And I went, okay.


Unknown_05:  I was crashing out on chat the other day. To my fault. Don't blame me. Easy, right? I know. I know. I go, you fucking piece of shit. Like, you don't like the Chagat show. You think it's going to suck? Fine. I'll just do DSP. And the guy goes, okay, Andy. Because in his mind, I couldn't possibly be that cringe and crash out on chat. It must be Andy. So Andy's like the scapegoat for everything that goes on. Okay. Whatever. Yeah. Yeah.  Must be Warski there. I'm the brain Canada, you know? I'm the brain Canada. Alright. Is this the Anime Matsuri Vlog 2022?


2:44:47
Unknown_17: It is, yes. Okay, look, there are three different clips. Anime Matsuri 1, 2, and 3. And those are what were picked out.


Unknown_05: Well, those are up at the top, right? I think we did those. Yeah, okay. Well, you already watched the good stuff then.  Oh, so now we're going to go. Let's have a look here.


2:45:23
Unknown_22: We had some highlights.


Unknown_06: Some of these pictures. Look at him.


Unknown_06: Look at him.


Unknown_22: There's the Rikada panel where Gator was in attendance for the Rikada panel.


Unknown_05: Yes.


Unknown_05:  gator there's a whole room it's gator what a sick fucking world where there's a room of people that actually applaud gator every person in that room should be castrated for the safety of others uh there's gator's bizarre adventure okay the sweetie squad there they are  There they are. He's proud. He's smiling on them. Okay, here we have... Look at this!


2:46:11
Unknown_23: This is where it all started to spiral for Rikada, isn't it?


Unknown_17: This is where it all went wrong.


Unknown_05: Yeah, go ahead, Sean.


Unknown_17: I personally messaged Rikada after this. I'm like, is everything okay?


Unknown_17:  I really did he got super defensive and he's like um one of the women standing on me was my wife so it's okay and as we've seen everything that his wife co-signs has has worked out really really well for him yeah well he's winning yeah


2:46:56
Unknown_05:  I don't quite understand what's going on here.


Unknown_05: I love how there's people live A-logging him and hackling him. But the sick thing of it all is he's in like, look at him. He's in like ecstasy. Like he's coming to this. Like he loves that there are people mocking him and there's a woman stepping on him. It's insane. It really is. Holy shit.


Unknown_13:  this is so great was that ashton birdie too yeah she was there too yeah yeah yeah i remember that brutal just whatever happened to that chick


2:47:46
Unknown_05:  No one remembers.


Unknown_22: Remember she put us in a group chat and would always, like, yap at us, and we just both ignored her completely?


Unknown_05: Well, she thought we were her personal army against Baked Alaska. Yes, that's why. Listen, we hate this guy because he's a fucking snitch and a fed and a fucking, like, perpetual macer of the public, you know?


Unknown_05: Oh, man.  all right well okay now we have the vtuber stuff uh so before we're going real quick real quick just to kind of oh i would like you to play a clip to intro the vtuber stuff real quick  oh no okay okay go to um josh anime boomer clips okay i okay josh uh go into anime boomers podcast 8.5 okay and then there it is there it is and then there's a lot of these  This one?


2:48:27
Unknown_17: No, no, hold up. I will... Okay, this is the intro, and I want to make a point that he's still such a gym walker. He does the, you got that. He has an anime VTuber intro.


Unknown_16: It's like the you got that thing. It's like a Medicare intro thing.


Unknown_17: So right off the bat, we got something great. But that's not what I wanted to play. Can you play... Ooh, I got some... I got choices here. I got choices for how I want to give people...


Unknown_17:  You know, I play 40930 Paper Boat. I think that this is how I want to draw people into this, okay?


2:49:16
Unknown_05: Are you going to get our house pipe bombed by VTubers?


Unknown_16: The government won't come after you. VTubers might.


Unknown_15: Here is Sameko Saba, and she is explaining the paper boat. Stop. And I have something muted, so I should unmute it.


Unknown_33: I want to explain...  what the paper boat means this is a paper boat on me by the way paper boat do i need to explain the symbolism behind a paper boat or do you guys kind of understand an origami boat okay i gotta say like who the is masturbating to this like you gotta ask like two hundred thousand people are watching the video live that you're watching


2:50:06
Unknown_05:  But it's a fucking cartoon, and it's a cartoon with fucking rabbit ears, and it's a child. And don't tell me you're watching this for its insightful commentary on the modern day.


Unknown_17: Well, listen for the insightful commentary. It's really insightful.


Unknown_33:  when people say oh we're degent and we're dark we're mean to people


2:51:00
Unknown_22:  I don't give a fuck. Like, come on. What is this? I don't even know what's happening. What is going on? What is this?


Unknown_17: I just love Gator and his friend Cody are just like, I just, you have to kind of look at this as like a movie. They're just standing.  And this thing is, like, blinding them. And they're just standing there in shock and awe, mesmerized by, like, the glory. Like, if you, PPP, went outside and looked up and saw the face of God, how, like, that light would blind you and wash everything out away from you. It's like that. They're just standing there mesmerized and babbling to themselves, paper ball.  Papabo- just babbling to themselves completely completely deactivated mentally It's sad, this is some sad shit That's how I wanted to introduce youtubers to people Oh well no it's gonna continue, we gotta see this through Oh there you are, there you are We're both made of paper


2:51:33
Unknown_33:  I'm angry.


2:52:10
Unknown_05: Listen, who the fuck wants to listen to some annoying child repeat paper boat over and over and over again? What's a paper boat? It's a paper boat.


Unknown_05:  hey somebody is saying this woman has a net worth of over a hundred million dollars she is the number one english vtuber so they're all pedophiles then


Unknown_17:  you're not even seeing the worst of it because i went on a whole tangent i'll just break you know fucking i'll break it down real fast okay okay so she's the successor from gura gara the number one english-speaking vtuber um she designed this model with her own money so it's not like she's just playing a corporate character this is specifically what she wanted 100 it's actually one of the most like fluid most beautiful models i've ever seen she paid tens of thousands of dollars to make this it's the most fluid animated what do you mean it costs tens of thousands of  dollars okay just put it on mute real quick and let it play for a second and i'll explain something


2:53:09
Unknown_22:  I think this is moving at like 60 frames per second.


Unknown_17: You can see how everything bounces and her eyes go wide and stuff. Every single one of those things that happens with her character is hand-drawn. So there are thousands and thousands and thousands of animation cells that are composited by hand by a studio, usually in Malaysia. So it's tens of thousands of dollars to get one of these.


Unknown_05:  So what you're telling me is that all of our technological process, like progress over time, all of this has led to anime fans masturbating to children.


2:53:54
Unknown_17: Yes. And you see how when she moves her head, her body bounces and her hips swing left and right? That is...  She has a full body character, so it's like her hands and legs all animate differently. I'm telling you, it is thousands of man hours went into animating this thing. It is the best, most fluid model I've ever fucking seen. And the whole point of it is when she does the full body thing, she revealed day one that she can actually strip the character and show off tummy. And when she did that, the audience just fucking lost it. They were completely hammered by this.


2:54:25
Unknown_05: Can Jim come on to defend this?  like can he explain it to us like i want somebody to explain it to me that's not just like you like i want somebody who actually like loves this shit but isn't a pedophile i can come on and i can i have the defense ready to go is okay close out of that one and go to 425 threat 2


Unknown_05:  I'm actually just confused because obviously it can't be that 200,000 people watching live are pedophiles. It can't be.


2:55:01
Unknown_22: That's crazy. It obviously can't be.


Unknown_05: I'm backing off of the hyperbolic rhetoric at this point and I'm just saying what is the actual reason why normal people are watching this?


Unknown_05: This explains it.


Unknown_23:  Is it like, okay, ASMR? The VTuber fandom are, like, depressed. They're not doing great in life. Well, okay, we knew that, but what else?


2:55:33
Unknown_23: VTubers are like their oasis.


Unknown_05: Like, I've been depressed, but, like, I got drunk and high.


Unknown_23: I play games. I play video games.


Unknown_05: I watch games.


Unknown_23: I don't know. VTubers are like their oasis. It's the thing that's keeping them going. But why? If you threaten that...  They will direct that you're an existential threat and they will direct all of their energy to putting a stop to you. And I feel like people should have learned this lesson already because we've seen it happen online so many times already.


Unknown_15: That was Gamergate.


2:56:05
Unknown_05:  No. Gamergate. No. Video games are not what this is. This is very different than video games. People understand the appeal of video games. Normal people play video games all the time. Normal people also watch anime, okay? But this is very strange. This, to me, is not fucking normal. And I want somebody to be able to explain to me...  What the actual reason is. Like, you really are, like, sucked into the insights and the political opinions of the bunny rabbit or whatever. Like, it doesn't make sense.


2:56:39
Unknown_23: Like, the video games were placating people. It was their happy place they could run to and escape all this shit. And then you put this shit in the video games.


Unknown_23: And that was it.


Unknown_23:  And now fucking structures of power that have existed.


Unknown_05: What their argument is is that they should be allowed to escape from the real world and never engage with it and just live in a sad hug box of cartoons until the day that they die. And that nobody else should ever attempt to interfere with that in any way.


2:57:13
Unknown_05: Is the argument?


Unknown_05: Basically. But why do the cartoons need to be children?  Like, can't the car... They minimize that.


Unknown_17: There's basically two kinds of characters that are popular on VTubers for the women. There is the opi, which is the big-breasted adult woman, and then there's the lollies, which is like Saba. And I think the lollies are more popular.  Why are the lollies more popular? If you were to listen to them, they say that the... Listen, I'll grant them the opi's.


2:57:52
Unknown_05: I'll grant it, I guess.


Unknown_22: Jacket's opi, you know?


Unknown_05: I don't really care, you know? I guess I do a little bit.


Unknown_05: But, like, okay. But why? Like, I don't...


Unknown_17:  They say that it's a cute thing. And I really, I wish you guys just play the clip. It's either this one or another one where they really just explain it flat out, like what they find appealing and how, I guess it's kind of like a warm blanket to them.


Unknown_22:  Okay, oh, so it's like an ASMR style, like... Just listen to how he puts it, because if I try to paraphrase it, I'm doing them a service, basically. And you're getting clipped, and it's going to be all over.


2:58:29
Unknown_17: Yeah, don't clip me saying this shit.


Unknown_23: For longer than any of us were born are now collapsing. They shut down USAID.


Unknown_23: Yeah.  Because Videogate, and I'm not joking, GamerGate was like the fucking, like the little domino, the meme of the little tiny domino and then up to the big domino. The big domino?


Unknown_05: 100%. It was.


Unknown_23: It literally was.


Unknown_13: It's stupid fucks.


Unknown_23: 100%.


Unknown_22: Because people play GamerGate.


Unknown_05: It's stupid, ignorant fucking squads.


Unknown_22: But GamerGate is fucking the excuse for everyone.  for everything.


2:59:04
Unknown_05: There was so many factors that led to Trump getting elected. Like, I would say just one thing alone, Pizzagate is way bigger than Gamergate in terms of influencing people's opinion, I would say. But I know that's crazy to these  If you were on Twitter, the whole spirit cooking thing, that blew up the week of the election.


Unknown_17: And on Twitter, back when it was Jack Dorsey Twitter, there were so many black people freaking the fuck out. Like, I can't vote for this because this is demon shit.


2:59:36
Unknown_05: It wasn't James Comey's report about Hillary Clinton or him saying she was under investigation. It wasn't Hillary collapsing in that viral video.  It wasn't like bringing Bill Clinton's rapist to the front row of the debate. It wasn't that Obama's presidency was a total letdown and a disappointment for an entire generation of people where he didn't close Guantanamo Bay and he had drone strikes and there was Fast and Furious and the feds got trafficking guns and massive corruption and  the government like targeting tea party the irs targeting the tea party no no no no it was all gamergate it was all this spurge and ethan ralph and sargon of a cod and daddy jim that led to donald trump being elect right i guess we're that important right like it's so delusional like it really is buying what the media was selling them until the media went after the video games


3:00:40
Unknown_23:  That was the first time. That was when fake news as a meme started.


Unknown_23: Before Trump started using it. That's when that really started.


Unknown_23: First it was games journalism and then people started noticing that other journalists were saying the same thing. Like, hey, wait a minute.


Unknown_23: Yeah, it was all being... Then...


Unknown_22:  jacking it to anime vtubers like wait what i don't know where's the head to uh threat four i think that's the one where they they explain oh it's a setup okay i see i see i don't know man it's this idea it's not the next one it's the one after that


3:01:19
Unknown_15:  You mean threat? This is threat four.


Unknown_17: Four. Okay, yeah.


Unknown_15: Yeah. The problem is that when you've built an entire engine off of I'm so oppressed, give me money. I'm the only person that can destroy this thing that you hate. Please give me money.


Unknown_05:  Is he talking about you?


Unknown_17: Yes.


Unknown_05: He refuses to name me throughout the entire thing, but he's talking about the forum.


Unknown_17: He's saying I'm trying to use VTubers as the next Liz Fong Jones, but it's like the forum was always about internet drama and not trying to survive. I would very much like it to get to that point where it's about internet drama again, you know?


3:01:50
Unknown_05:  Well, I don't think you want to be debanked and oppressed. Like, I think that maybe when you were younger, you might have thought it would be cool to be on that level of cancelled. But I think having experience being debanked for so long, it's like...  No, I would actually, like, you know, have a bank account and be able to live my life like everyone else, right? Like, for Gator to deny the fact that you basically are, like, the lowest form of life in terms of treatment by everybody, you know, it's pretty wild to say that, you know what I'm saying? Like...


3:02:27
Unknown_15:  Always have to have a bigger and badder thing to crusade against. When your entire economic model is just based on endless crusades, sooner or later, somebody crusades you back.


Unknown_05: No, there is one crusade. It's never-ending against the banks. I feel like the banks and the governments, that's enough of a crusade. I don't feel like Josh needs a crusade against anime people.  in order to justify his victimhood. Like, what sort of a take is this? This is fucking insane. He has to rationalize it because it's like, I can't just be disgusted.


3:03:01
Unknown_17: You know, it has to be like some other ulterior motive.


Unknown_05:  Right, I mean, but, like, I don't know, like, I could come up with, like, ten ulterior motives off the top of my head that would make more sense than what he just came up with. Like, I just don't even, like, it's so stupid.


Unknown_15:  Oh my god. Very dragon you were trying to slay. And then people see that as a challenge. And that's what, that's essentially what's happening. Is it the role reversal? You're so used to being the nest of hornets that you don't know what the fuck to do when another bigger nest of hornets comes after your nest.


3:03:36
Unknown_13: What? Don't fuck with people.


Unknown_15: Just leave people the fuck alone.


Unknown_05:  Gator, you were the co-host of the Killstream for, like, a half decade? What a fucking man.


Unknown_23: I just can't believe that, like, VTuber fans, man. VTuber fans.


3:04:08
Unknown_23: It's like you survived foreign governments and...


Unknown_05:  Right. And then this is the delusions of grandeur that anime is more powerful than the government. Anime is more powerful than the banks. Okay.  I mean, I'm sure you guys have, like, a lot of guys who have abilities to fuck with people. I'm not doubting that, you know, amongst your ranks. But, you know, like, can it really compare to Visa and MasterCard? I don't think so, you know.


Unknown_15: People trying to change their gender and, like, literal psychopaths with access to, like, Google shit.  and uh people people spending money on ddos botnets and shit like you survived all of that essentially what this is is like gators like a mafia it's a it should be a shame if everything was destroyed for you josh you better not criticize vtubers why can't you criticize vtubers because okay has to explain it


3:04:53
Unknown_17:  let me um there's a really long clip that i tried to dance around but i actually think it's now buried in this it's like five minutes long so you shouldn't pause it when you go through it um sure let me get up and get water and just play threat three the longest one and just listen okay listen to it you might even want to listen to it at a higher speed but this is the cody the guy okay and he's basically you're asking me to not pause that's


Unknown_22:  No pause.


Unknown_17: It's a long clip. Just let it roll. Let him talk because he kind of rambles, but he brings up a couple interesting things that you're going to want to comment on. And this is basically him trying to fire a warning shot. This is people's happy place. These girls make them happy. They kept them alive. They owe them loyalty, and they'll kill you before they let you take away their anime girls. So give me a moment to fix my mic and get some water and enjoy that. I'll come back to you in four minutes.


3:05:49
Unknown_05: What the fuck?  fuck just just let it roll what are we doing are we going back over this later on or because we're kind of off the rails now on a crazy train but you asked the question i'm trying to answer it and i thought i was hoping it was on this really long one so after this one we'll go back to your your timeline i don't think there are actually any good answers josh and i think the  only person who can actually answer it for us is Mr. Medeker and I think that if he came on and explained it we would all understand why if this clip leaves you with more questions maybe he is the only answer the only option left he has to explain it I'm just confused I think that he actually I'm not even kidding I'm not fucking around I think that he could actually explain it to me and then I would feel okay in my heart about this  And I think he could explain it to me that this is that we're all just, we have morals and morals are wrong. He's been completely MIA for weeks right now.


3:06:32
Unknown_17: Just so you know, I think that's what I heard recently is like, he's been gone for a long time. All right, Jim on in five, but I'll believe him, whatever he says, because he is Jim and he's Jim.


Unknown_05: And I believe what he says.


Unknown_05: I love him.


Unknown_05: I love him. Wait,


Unknown_23:  Don't go after the happy place. Let that be the mantra.


3:07:34
Unknown_19:  That it was our happy place. Okay. That's what you're doing if you try to take down VTubers.


3:08:06
Unknown_23: Nobody's... I don't know. If you try to go after VTubers.


Unknown_05: I'm asking questions.


Unknown_23: Because this pulled a lot of people back from the brink.  During COVID. There are people who would give their lives. What?


Unknown_06: Okay. I can't not pause.


Unknown_22: This is crazy.


Unknown_06: Why?


Unknown_05: They're going to radically lay down their lives for Pippa Pipkin.  Is this what we're meant? What is going on?


3:08:40
Unknown_22: We can't just be like, oh, that's a bit strange.


Unknown_05: That's a bit strange.


Unknown_22: We will die.


Unknown_05: It makes me want to be like, okay.  Like, all right. I don't know. I think it's a little unstable, these people. It seems like they might be a touch mentally ill, Andy. I don't know.


Unknown_00: What do I know, though?


Unknown_05: I don't even know what a freeze is, man. But, Ash, like, let's go back to that. I think Jim could explain it.


3:09:13
Unknown_22: If they were, like, J-O-ing to Big Titty...  you know otasha whatever it's called women epic ah you know like the bible black like status okay go ahead black what you never heard of bible black well no i've heard of it i've heard it's very deviant i don't fucking know bible black  But you go into like this paper boat. Paper boat.


3:09:46
Unknown_05: Andy Worski is no prude. Okay. Andy Worski is no fucking prude.


Unknown_05: Andy Worski starts. Huh? This is a bit fucking weird. Some weird sexual deviancy. You know, you're kind of off the plantation. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't know.


Unknown_23:  fair for them at the worst points in their life yeah you want to talk about you want to talk about starting a total retard war like that would that would be the thing like literal retard war like there are a lot of people that like would have like could not take it during that dark period until the funny dog girl went and put a smile on their face  What?!


3:10:35
Unknown_05: The funny dog girl went ikum bokum?


Unknown_23: What does, though? What do you mean it has nothing to do with waifus? Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.


Unknown_05: It obviously has everything to do with fucking waifus. What the fuck are you talking about? It doesn't have anything to do with waifus. They're all your fucking waifus.


Unknown_23: Josh. Hi.


Unknown_05:  Help me.


Unknown_23: And it's nothing.


Unknown_22: Oh, we did not not pause.


3:11:07
Unknown_23: It's finished.


Unknown_16: If you're only complaining about anime waifus, you didn't get very far.


Unknown_05: Oh, they're clarifying for me. They aren't waifus. They're oshis.


Unknown_16: Oshis.


Unknown_05: That's right.


Unknown_16: That's the term.


Unknown_05: It's only for VTubers. This is the thing. I actually am just a pig ignorant philistine. I'm uncultured. I don't know Japanese. I don't know what it means. And there's one man in rural Minnesota who does.


Unknown_17:  No, that's Rikada. Jim lives in the city.


Unknown_05: Oh, that's right. Maybe Rikada can explain it to us.


3:11:38
Unknown_17: That'd be a great stream. Rikada and Jim explaining would be two.


Unknown_05: Oh, I think that. Listen, I think they'll agree to it if they can form the Minnesota tag team against you, Josh, in the handicap match.


Unknown_04: I would be destroyed.


Unknown_05: You would be, buddy. You couldn't fucking stand before it. What are you going to do, buddy?


Unknown_23:  love with them it's that they owe them that these these care these people playing silly characters on stream brought happiness okay to a lot of people that are in really bad places yeah it made them laugh it made them you know it was stuff that was number one entertaining but two it made them laugh and made them feel feel something because a lot of these people pause people are depressed gator i thought women aren't funny


3:12:28
Unknown_05:  Right? Like, isn't that like the crusade that you guys have been on for a long time is that women are incapable of being funny? Sexy girls aren't. And this is like what Rikada says, right?


Unknown_17: Rikada says that every-


Unknown_05:  But isn't this what Rakeda says? Everything that turns him on is just funny, and that's why he jerks off to it, because it's funny? Like, I don't think that this is a defense. And I know that Jim could defend it better. I know he could. And I just, I know he could.


3:13:00
Unknown_17: Unfortunately, this is just going to be the record of the defense for VTubers, because there's no deep radio voice to guide us.


Unknown_05:  No, but who is out there who will answer the call? Who amongst will stand and give the case for why this is normal?  Like you said. Legal mindset. Yeah, I guess. Legal dick sucker.


Unknown_04: Yeah. Legal dick sucker, bitch.


Unknown_15: Legal mindset one day. And this is like, oh, you know, funny dog girl said funny, funny word.


3:13:32
Unknown_23: Ha ha ha.


Unknown_15: That's funny.


Unknown_23: It wasn't just that they made him laugh. A lot of times there was like a friendly environment in which they made him laugh. It was for the first time. A lot of people like they can put their guard down.  They could put their guard down. It was something wholesome that they hadn't had in a while. It wasn't something he thought that was trying to get them to give them all of their money.


Unknown_17: Pause it there.


Unknown_15: That's my favorite part.


Unknown_16: He can't even sputter that out. He starts choking on it. It makes sense. You don't have to give them all of your money. All of your money.


3:14:10
Unknown_05: All of your money. Just half.  Give him at least as much as Uncle Sam gets, for God's sake.


Unknown_22: As he was saying it, he was like, oh, wait, we do pay them. Never mind.


Unknown_15:  That's funny. Stuff like that. It was like, oh, you don't have to super chat.


Unknown_23: Yeah. VTubers didn't blow up because of the tits or the lolis. They blew up because look at them try to say English words, and it's funny. Look at all these clips of the dog girl doing goofy, silly things.


3:14:43
Unknown_23: X to doubt on that.


Unknown_23: Playing Doom. That's what blew VTubers up. That's good, guys.


Unknown_24:  You can even prove that that's false, by the way.


Unknown_17: Do you guys remember that viral video of the furries that went to go buy foam, and they were speaking in broken Japanese and buying foam? And they had literal furry dog ear accessories while doing this? This is a super old video. And it's like everyone made fun of them for being cringe. So you have dog women speaking broken Japanese and being silly, but that's cringe. You add in the ingredient X...  The fake layer that abstracts it from reality. And then suddenly you can just... I've always said that weebs, they get really angry if you listen to subs over dubs. And I've always said it's because if you hear Japanese writing for anime spoken in the language that you understand, it is just the most mind-numbing, skin-crawling thing you've ever fucking heard. So you have to have it...  played through in your head first in order for it to be comforting or or real sounding i think it's the same thing with the avatar that's not true josh buddy one piece is beautiful come on what about when goku sacrificed himself with the spirit bomb bud  I've read, I've never, I've only seen like a few episodes of Dragon Ball Z at random over like on a, like a Toonami. So at some point I got curious what happened in that fucking show. So I read like a synopsis of the entire plot summary and Goku sacrifices himself and is resurrected from the dead like four or five fucking times. So I don't know how you can even get choked up over his sacrifice when they just bring them back.


3:16:09
Unknown_22:  Dragon Ball Z is so fucking mid, bro. It is very mid.


Unknown_05: Don't you fucking insult Dragon Ball Z, buddy. It's mid. One Piece rapes it. Listen, buddy. After 9-11, so many people were traumatized. And Dragon Ball Z got them through the trauma of 9-11.  the Iraq war and the Bush administration.


3:16:48
Unknown_00: We had the Toonami block was the only thing that got us fucking through.


Unknown_05: And if you try and talk fucking shit about Inuasha or Dragon Ball Z, I will fucking fight you on the side of the fucking street. I just did a spit take. When you said Inuasha, I just spat out one right there.


Unknown_05: Inuasha, buddy. Kagome's not your waifu, Josh?


Unknown_17:  Oh my, all I remember about that show is being half asleep.


3:17:26
Unknown_05: You're not gonna get the crystal shards, buddy? It's midnight, I'm half asleep on the couch, and I just hear in the distance, Kagome!


Unknown_16: Inuyasha!


Unknown_05: Kagome! It's just over and over again, I'm just like, ugh. The little fucking fox kid? Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.


Unknown_23:  I would accept more if you're watching cuz the big tits


3:18:06
Unknown_22:  Then the way she said the Minecraft explosion.


Unknown_05: It's a bunch of obese men are blowing each other up with dynamite. Would you still defend it like that?  Let's be real. Like, just be honest. Like, you want to fucking jerk off to these cartoons. I really don't think there should necessarily be anything wrong with you jerking off to cartoons as long as they're not children.


Unknown_00: But apparently, that's fucking insane to say.


Unknown_05: You know what I'm saying? Like, ideally, I wouldn't have people jerk off to cartoons at all. But if you must. But no, we have to defend all this weird fucking shit and come up with all these insane copes and mental gymnastics.  but I'm sure there is a clear cut way to figure it out.


3:18:41
Unknown_04: I think I've said his name enough times, you know what I'm saying?


Unknown_05: But there's only one, but there's only one man that can break all of our wills and justify this. And unfortunately, you know, I don't think he's going to do it.


Unknown_23: And that happened at a time where people were isolated, alone and sad.


Unknown_15:  You can't talk enough about the fact that the entire world was locked up. People were stuck inside their homes. Everyone was depressed. People had extreme cabin fever. And guess what? Along comes these funny anime girls that say funny things and do funny things and are highly entertaining. And you have this environment.


3:19:19
Unknown_23: Is this all because of COVID?


Unknown_15: I think this is the worst thing COVID did.


Unknown_17:  During COVID, the threat about VTubers was made on the Kiwi Farms, and it became the fastest threat on the entire site for multiple years until Drop Kiwi Farms made the site unstable and they moved off-site. But it was during COVID that there was this huge explosion of people who, for whatever reason, they turned to VTubers. So that's where it began. Wow.  Already.


3:19:55
Unknown_23: Where it's like, I don't feel alone now.


Unknown_17: That's crazy. It was the fastest growing thread. It's like 10,000 pages, I want to say. It's an enormous thread. It's really slowed down now because they've moved off site. It's 8,900 pages of 20 posts per page. And most of that was over...  COVID. Um, so a lot of that has died down now. It's not as big as it used to be, but it was like a fucking phenomenon. And I, I actually almost locked it down because my first exposure to V tubing was this clip of a, of a, of a person. It was a, it was a girl and she was literally looking at Japanese school children, like real pictures and being like,  Oh, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that to the 3d lollies. And she was just like an open pedophile. And I, I, at the time I had believed that she, um, that she was like official. Cause I thought that the, the, the software for rendering the character was proprietary and only the corporations had access to it. So she had the character and I thought, Oh, she has to be a member of a corporation cause she has a character. Um, and I, I locked down the thread. I'm like, you guys have to fucking explain the shit to me. Cause what the fuck is this? Why is this on my site? Yeah.  um and someone did and there are some of the streamers that are like not pedo baiting but a lot of them fucking are and when i i made the board and i said like look no pedo bait shit i think a lot of a lot of the characters that they they want to talk about they can't because it's like it would be like which is like isn't it tough though that you have to clarify that in the first place  Yeah. I mean, it's one of the core rules of the board is don't touch the third rail. Don't talk about lollicon shit. And the thing is, is that I opened it because I actually, I felt bad for a lot of them because I know I looked through like VT, which is the 4chan board for it.  And they're very open about being into Lollicon and shit. And I'm like, if there are people out there that want to talk about YouTubers and don't want to jerk off to Lollicon, they really have no place to post. Because it's the dominant culture and the main communities for it. You're saying we need justice for Oshi appreciators is what you're saying.  i i i like you guys were saying with like the people i was like i wish it was just big tits and people being sexually attracted to them that would make more fucking sense it's like it's like that it's like i i feel bad for like the the quote-unquote normal ones yeah he's laughing and having a good time and friendly and it's wholesome and like that that to a lot of people yeah


3:22:14
Unknown_23:  It goes beyond simping. It goes beyond porn. It goes beyond gooning. It goes beyond any of this other shit.


3:22:50
Unknown_15: This is why it's so retarded. It's so retarded. I wish it was just like fucking gooning. Cause now it's like spiritually epic.


Unknown_22: They are my girl. Like, Whoa, what?


Unknown_25: You're not, you're not even at the best part.


Unknown_15:  He goes way further than that. Okay.


Unknown_15: Pretend like that's all VTubing is. Because it totally ignores the history of how VTubing started. What VTubing is primarily used for.


Unknown_15: You're ignoring the entire history because you want to craft a narrative because you hate the thing because it makes money and you don't make money from it.


3:23:29
Unknown_17: That's to me.


Unknown_23: But my point is because of that and how much that impacted people.  You don't just go after that. When someone is impacted that strongly by something, and when someone is pulled back from the brink by that something...


Unknown_05:  What is this, like religion? Yeah, listen.


Unknown_23: They are more loyal to that than they are to any government, to any person. There is no greater loyalty someone has than to an emotion.


3:24:01
Unknown_17: He is literally saying he is more loyal to his Oshii than to any government or any person. And I think there's another part. Just keep playing. There's another part.


Unknown_05:  There's no earthly authority that should be respected more than his lollicon waifu, essentially.


Unknown_05:  It's like, this is the talk of Islamic extremists and Christian radicals that bomb abortion centers, radically laying your life down for the gospel or for the Quran. Is there anybody at the Department of Homeland Security who's watching? I feel like this is what the Patriot Act was meant for. Yeah.


3:24:41
Unknown_23:  emotion. So if you attack the thing that brought them that powerful fucking emotion, your ass is grass.


Unknown_23:  Well, does that mean you're going to kill people?


Unknown_05: That's what he's saying.


Unknown_23: You are bringing this on yourself, especially if you have any kind of embarrassing history on the internet.


Unknown_15: Or if you're also emotionally volatile and prone to saying and doing stupid shit because you're ass mad.


3:25:17
Unknown_23: It is best to just back off.


Unknown_05:  Well, it sounds like they're fucking ass mad and they're fucking losing it. This is fucking unhinged. It's you, though, Josh, that's unhinged and you're melting down, bro.


Unknown_17: Possessed by gay demons trying to make me go after their lollies.


Unknown_23: Some kind of threat, because who knows? Maybe this will end up bitched about.


Unknown_23: Like I said, I'm not trying to stir up drama or whatever. I'm just putting this out there as like an observation.


Unknown_23:  If you go after something like VTubers, you are asking for a massive fucking backlash that's going to blow up in your face.  Oh, yeah. They're going to be mad.


3:25:58
Unknown_05: Well, no. No, it is going to be bad, Andy. I'm not going to lie. We've already gone too far. Like, we've pissed on the shoes of the holy saints of this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's literally game on.


Unknown_22: We've always made jokes about it.


Unknown_05: You don't actually understand. We better delete the stream.  yeah can we sweep this up josh what are we gonna do catering the crew is after us you can stop here before you go after the if you go after the king you better not fucking miss i know bud we're in fucking trouble over here we're gonna be putting time out i don't even know what's happening all right what do we have need ignorance yet okay  uh are we doing the anime boomers podcast or are we going back to uh i guess let's go back to the vtuber folder all right and we'll get through this classic gator clip yeah go to vtubers and then uh let's do this cringe vtuber encounter this is a really iconic gator moment one of my favorite of all my history on the kiwi farms this is literally one of my favorite clips of all time please enjoy okay


3:26:44
Unknown_05:  Oh, stop!


Unknown_05: Okay, so first of all, this is some sort of convention that Gator is attending. And they have meet and greets for your favorite celebrities. Like when you go to a Star Trek convention, they'll have like William Shatner there and stuff like that, right? Except this time, the celebrities aren't actually there in person. They're at their home. And just an image of them as a cartoon is broadcast on a monitor.  and you're able to go up and meet the cartoon avatar in person. And this really is, like, man-made horrors beyond comprehension. This really is, like, why industrial society and its future was right, is what we're witnessing right now, where we have Gator dressed in some sort of leather gimp slave outfit approaching his fucking crush, his waifu,  And flirting with her in the most shameful of fashions.


3:27:46
Unknown_17: Before you play it, I feel like I should explain that that is Kiki Pyon Pyon. I like to say her name as retarded as possible. Kiki Pyon Pyon. She is a Lolly VTuber. She's openly a Lolly VTuber. She's one of the ones that says I'm into LollyCon because it's therapeutic to me because of my traumas. She did a hentai tag tier list stream.


3:28:22
Unknown_05: We have that.


Unknown_17:  Oh, do you have a great... Don't worry.


Unknown_05: Should I spoil it?


Unknown_05: Don't worry. Are you going to play it? I don't know. Let's... Yeah, we're going to play it. We have four different videos all disgusting by her. Don't worry. Don't worry.


Unknown_03: Yes, I know who you are. Yes, I know who you are. Who am I?


Unknown_05: Look at her. She's so done.


Unknown_03: The crocodile.


3:28:56
Unknown_05: The crocodile.  I don't want to say usernames, okay? You know how I am.


Unknown_17: Don't think it. Don't say it. Don't think it. Don't say it. You can say mine. You can say mine. He's restless.


Unknown_02: Okay. Gator. You're Gator. Crocodile man.


Unknown_04: Say my name, bish.


Unknown_03: I'm so happy that I'm here.


Unknown_04: I am the one who faps.


Unknown_05: To you. Oh, my God. He's so awkward. I'm glad you disappeared.


3:29:28
Unknown_05:  I first saw this I didn't know I thought they had to press like emoticon buttons on their keyboards there's a fucking camera looking at her and that's the face she's making while talking to Gator in real life the machine is like I detect 90% anger and dispassion  Oh, the good thing is, you know, the good thing is Jim isn't 10 years younger because if he was, he'd be here with Gator doing the same thing.


Unknown_02: What are you planning to do at this convention?


Unknown_15: I was going around and buying entirely too much merchandise, which we need more Kiki merch next year.


Unknown_03:  Are you going around harassing people?


Unknown_15: No. Absolutely not.


Unknown_03: Okay, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm sorry. I'm just being a goose, okay? No, I... I know, you're being a silly goose. I am. I'm being a silly goose. You know how it is.


3:30:23
Unknown_05: Fuck! Oh my god. This is rough.


Unknown_03: Hopefully. Fingers crossed.


Unknown_03: Awesome. Yeah.


Unknown_17:  It does feel like she's not there because the latency is so high. You know what I mean? There's like a delay.


Unknown_05: Either that or it's like the gator dead air effect.


Unknown_05: No, it's just like this is the worst possible person to approach you at this booth. Like, this is fucking nightmare mode. The real question, though, is he so much different than the other people that approach this booth, though, or is he right at home? I don't know. I guess he's like a cut below those people because the reaction is like...


3:30:57
Unknown_17:  Physically and probably behaviorally, he probably is along the lines of a lot of people there. I'm sure this isn't the first frumpy retard to talk to her at this convention, but she knows who he is because he is the Gator Gamer, which is why he's graduating because this is the baggage he was complaining about  that he can't chat up and riz the anime babes because they know that's the gator gamer, that's the sector person. He's going to get talked about on fucking Kino Casino. He's going to get made fun of on the internet. He's talking to me. I'm going to end up on the Kiwi Farms. That's what she's thinking right now. And that's what he's frustrated about. He feels the only thing keeping him from getting the anime pussy that he so rightfully deserves and has worked so hard for for so many years is...  is the baggage of the gator gamer so he has to retire that and come out as the anime aardvark with a fresh start basically that's that's his okay okay okay that now it's adding up now it's adding up for just a minute i want to say how proud i am of you and just like amazed at how much you've been able to grow in the past year it's awesome thank you oh my gosh i'm gonna cry and if it wasn't for you i wouldn't have met hexa either so yes


3:32:25
Unknown_15:  And I look forward to a lot more streams and collabs in the future.


Unknown_05: There was so much enthusiasm to that, yeah.


Unknown_17: There's a really good part towards the end.


Unknown_15: Awesome, awesome. Well, I have to take a picture with you. Oh, sure, okay. What are you taking up?


Unknown_04: Buddy, like, pause. Think about how...


Unknown_04:  There's so much wrong with that.


Unknown_05: So you're not taking a picture with the person who's actually there. You're taking a picture with the screen. You may as well fucking take a picture with your laptop at home while she's fucking performing. It's the exact fucking same, bud. He's literally taking a photo of himself doing a selfie next to like a mall advertisement stand.


3:33:01
Unknown_17: That's literally what's happening. And Gator...  I need that picture.


Unknown_16: He never posted it to the internet.


Unknown_05: Oh, my God. Post it, Gator. Don't be scared, Gator. Post it, buddy. But it'd be like me taking a picture with the Sidney Sweeney billboard of her in her blue jeans and saying, I met Sidney Sweeney.


3:33:40
Unknown_05: I definitely did, bro. But then the worst of all, to brag to Rand Bott.


Unknown_17:  He actually would be jealous. That's the funniest part of that. You know for sure Rand is fucking seeing that fucking off-car, 6,000 kilometers to the east. I can't fucking afford it. You know he's actually upset that he can't attend this fucking event and take pictures with all the cartoon characters. It's just literally every second of this is amazing. Yeah. Yeah.


3:34:15
Unknown_17:  Here it comes. Eating a donut while he's getting set up.


Unknown_17: It's out there somewhere. This picture. This is a relic. This is a proper fucking Kiwi Farms relic is this photo. I need it.


Unknown_03: I just noticed. Yes.


Unknown_03: Hello.


3:34:48
Unknown_17:  And that's it. Just the black guy that comes up next.


Unknown_24: Oh, no. I thought I was a guy in blackface, to be honest.


Unknown_05: No. They got black leads now.


Unknown_17: They're very inclusive. Not your shield.


Unknown_05: So here is Gator taking a page out of his master's book and consulting Grok on getting laid. So Gator goes, okay, let's do this. Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks. Make sure it's a woman.  And then Grock, after scanning your mutuals, I recommend Kirsch Verstahl as a girlfriend match. She's a female VTuber into gaming and anime like you. Confirmed woman via wiki and profile. She's single. Good luck.  imagine like his motivation like he's got like a home gym and he looks over and it's just pictures of vtuber avatars like what is this it's like those pictures that say like do it for her okay so now this is just like him unsolicited just constantly responding to this kiki character  Look at this. He shipped himself with Kiki.


3:35:59
Unknown_17: He used that as an avatar on Twitter for a long time, too.


Unknown_05: Everything will be dajuba roba.


Unknown_05:  And then we've got... Look at how many times he's done this, man. Like, look! Look! It's bad! And then there's another one, too. Look!


Unknown_05: Look! Just constantly just, like, responding. So...  there he is even more of this that that when he walks up and he's like hey you know who i am and she's like yes i know who you are that's some good acting that she's got those acting chops she actually sounds like she's disgusted to see this guy oh my god so here's kiki uh uh let's um rape


3:36:52
Unknown_02:  I'd say I like it.


Unknown_02: I'd say I like it. I wouldn't say it's my top tag, but I think I like it.


Unknown_16: That's a good cut. That's a good cut.


Unknown_04: I'd say I like that. Right.


Unknown_05: Right.


Unknown_24: Okay. Right.


Unknown_05:  Come on. Is that like, that's obviously not her real opinion. It's clearly pandering to sexual deviance. No, like, I don't know. That's insane. That's the toss up. They say that this is all, she was molestered.


Unknown_17: She was fucking super mega raped as a kid. So she's shy. She needs friends and she's masturbating to lolly con to, to work through her issues. That's what they say.


3:37:24
Unknown_05: Did you put rape in A tier or S tier? Me,  He goes, don't be a tourist. So I guess this really is how they are. It's not even an act. I mean, it's a pretty good tour.


Unknown_17: If you put this as like a thing, like in Disney World, like the VTuber experience, and you put up all these videos of like Gator meeting Kiki and then her fetish. That's a good fucking tour.


Unknown_05: The fetish. The fetish. Where did rape go? Did it go in S? No, it's in A. A for rape.


3:37:56
Unknown_02: It looks like accompanied with like  If it's, like, accompanied with Mind Break, I really like it. Mind Rape? Mind Break. Oh, Mind Break.


Unknown_22: That makes more sense.


Unknown_05: She explains it. It's already fucking mind broken, yeah.


Unknown_17: It's like when I was reading off the parent's guide for Redo of Healer and how he buys the child's sex slave and then forces her to do stuff and then she likes it at the end. That's what she's talking about. That's what she's into.


3:38:29
Unknown_21:  Okay.


Unknown_02: If the girl, like, really hates it at first, like, I love Chikan. My favorite tag is Chikan. It's, like, one of my favorites. It's my, maybe... What's Chikan? Second to top tag. Molestation. Anything like that. Someone being, like, really fucking creepy. It's great. What?


Unknown_05: By definition, isn't creepy something that's not great?


Unknown_05: Like, right?


3:39:00
Unknown_17:  I think she's referring to, like, the Japanese thing where they molest each other on the bus. Like, she's saying, like, I like that. Yeah.


Unknown_05: Your advanced societies. Molestation on the bus. Well, sounds great, guys. Your tentacle porn on the fucking subway. No, no, they're just so advanced, bro. They don't have the stigmas around sexuality that we do, bro. You can get a dildo out of a vending machine, bro.


Unknown_24: Right.  Okay!


Unknown_02: She can't, like, on a train, if, like, a girl's standing there and a guy just starts molesting her or something. It's the item of my career. It's my favorite. You know, not even trains specifically, just in general, it's, like, great. I love the music. Even, like, if the girl just stands there and does nothing, while the guy, like, does, like, grabbing shit, it's great. Um...  So I'd say I like it.


3:39:37
Unknown_02: It has... I need the girl to end up liking it at the end. You know? If she's sad and she doesn't like it, I'm like, eh. It doesn't do it for me as much as if she starts liking it a lot. Or if she's pretending not to like it and she actually likes it.


3:40:10
Unknown_22: Okay, we're just hearing a rape fantasy.


Unknown_05:  Here's the thing. There's nothing sexual to this. This is just because they play Minecraft with the dynamite that goes boom, and it's because of COVID.


Unknown_05: It really depends.


Unknown_17: I'll speak up in their defense this one time. It depends on the character. Kiki, I want to say, is either independent or phase connect, and I think phase connect is more... They allow more shit. Phase clan? Yeah.  it's a canadian yeah exactly you should know is it is it depends on the character the new it depends on the child like it is literally that yeah it's um because some of them are very squeaky clean and they don't do any of that um i say don't do any of that they still do like edgy shit where they they like strip teas and stuff but it's much less sexual than like ranking your rate people in


3:40:46
Unknown_05:  Josh knows nothing. Josh is ignorant. He has no idea what he's talking about. Can anyone in chat who's saying this, can you point me to the lecturer, like the Ted talk that will explain it? Like, is there, is there like a public speaker, like some Jordan Peterson type figure that's done like a 15 part lecture series on it that I may educate myself?


3:41:18
Unknown_22: I don't think that's exists.  I think I'm not.


Unknown_05: I gotta stop saying it, but can Medicare record it?


Unknown_05: Can he do it? And he's like in his wheelchair, the PowerPoint presentation. There you go. That's your guest.


3:41:54
Unknown_05: Oh, there we go.


Unknown_22:  And then we'll have her A-log Ralph while she's at it, you know?


Unknown_02: You know, like, I wanted to hate it at first, but then slowly warm up to it and love it. Like, that's great. Yeah, that's the great, that's the great. It all comes into the story. Like, people don't talk about it. The story matters so much.


Unknown_05:  Right! Yeah, people watch the fucking- people watch porn for the acting scenes. You watch the rape porn for the acting? Yeah, I read Playboy for the articles, guys. It's the modern day version.


3:42:29
Unknown_02: It's like a really long thing to get the whole- to get the entire story of it.


Unknown_05: Okay.  No, it really is Russian relapsing.


Unknown_02: No, no, this is... No, no, I've never liked teacher stuff. I'm indifferent to that.


Unknown_12: Wait, wait.


Unknown_02: Teacher?


Unknown_02: No, no, I've never liked teacher stuff. I'm indifferent to that. I've never liked it. I don't know. I don't like it that much. I mean, I don't know, but also I kind of like it.


3:43:02
Unknown_02:  I just kind of like it, though. I'm like, mmm, I like it. It's all right. I don't know. Okay, listen.


Unknown_02: Listen, as someone that's done teaching before, I find the whole thing a little uncomfortable.


Unknown_06: Wait a minute, Kiki! No! No! Kiki, no!


Unknown_02: I've done teaching before in my life. I used to teach... Like, I had a little bit where I was teaching kids, like, you know, like, primary school children, like, little kids. No! I was like...  don't know but now if ross had just had a vtuber filter it would have been okay right okay lollicon obviously tag i look for okay do we have to


3:43:38
Unknown_05:  we follow the clip where this woman reveals that she's a primary school teacher with s-tier lollicon and in fact the top one at the very top yeah i think it stays at the top of the entire thing nothing beats it


3:44:16
Unknown_02:  Most stuff I like is got Lolicon in it. I think it's the best tag out there.


Unknown_02: Probably number one.


Unknown_05: There's nothing to see here. There's no problems with any of this stuff. And we should all just mind our own business. Yeah.


Unknown_22:  yeah oh man uh fuck this is dark um because i am a big self-inserter i like to know a lot and i think better than seeing something with a lolly do you remember when digibro was on the the dick show and he says i like the i like the idea of little girls getting fucked and then he says because i want to be the little girl do you remember that


3:44:59
Unknown_05:  the exact facial expression on Dick's face is permanently burned into my mind and Sean's face too Sean was fucking horrified Sean's like it's over Sean's as horrified as he could get like the SSRI barrier was starting to shatter little leaks of emotion were coming through


Unknown_02:  I am more of just a lollyconer than like a... A uh... What's it called? Like a... Wait for it. A... Toddlerconer? I don't know when it... I know it's like weird to put that in there. Thanks for clarifying, Kiki. To specify, but like when... It's a lot worse. Like way too young. I mean, if I'm in a certain... Is it?  I don't even want to know the difference.


Unknown_17: What do you think the difference is, Worski? What do you think the difference between Lollicon and ToddlerCon is? They're fucking babies! It's literal fucking babies.


3:45:56
Unknown_24: I don't even want to know this shit.


Unknown_22: This is horrible. Wait, is Lollicon worse or ToddlerCon?


Unknown_04: Which one are you guys saying? Probably ToddlerCon.


Unknown_22: How about this? Both should be kills.


Unknown_05:  You guys want to know what I can do that you can't?


Unknown_17: What?


Unknown_06: Oh, no. You can't do that.


3:46:29
Unknown_17: It's just a soundboard. Calm down.


Unknown_02:  I'll really like it and I'll self-insert by most of the time I'll be like, I don't know. I'd mostly go for the ones where they just look little, you know what I mean? But not like too little. Is she on YouTube?


Unknown_17:  Oh, yeah. I think she's not only on YouTube, she's super monetized. Let me look her up.


Unknown_05: She's really big.


Unknown_17: She gets dedicated threads on DT.


Unknown_05: She's really popular. Listen, guys, before we get banned, let's all send in some subs right now. Let's get some subs!


3:47:06
Unknown_17:  Okay, here we go.


Unknown_17: On X, she has 17,000 followers. She's live right now on YouTube with 23,000 followers.


Unknown_15: And then on Twitch, she has another 4.2 thousand followers.


Unknown_17: I think she is...  She's independent, which is why she can talk about Lollicon.


Unknown_05: Okay, so hold on. So the companies regulate this then and they stop the Lollicon.


Unknown_17: Yes, so that's a really big thing is that the companies are business savvy.


3:47:42
Unknown_20: Oh, there it is.


Unknown_17:  The companies are business-oriented, so they will shut down certain things and restrain them. And there's a phenomenon where the people in the companies will get pissed off that they're being held back. And then when they go independent, you see why they're being held back, because they go completely fucking apeshit and self-immolate. Yeah.  It is a thing where the companies, like, if they do pander to lolly shit, like the Gurugara stuff, they're much more low-key, pacified about it. But when they go independent like Saba did, they're just like, child tummy day one, agoo! And everyone starts spamming uh-oh in chat with the emotes and stuff.


3:48:15
Unknown_05: Right. It's a whole thing.


Unknown_05: Okay. But...  I'm glad that was clarified. So let's finish. So, hey, so the non-independent thing, like the main companies prevent the lolly stuff, which good, thank God.


Unknown_22: But then these independent ones go past these borders of like insanity.  Okay, I get it. I understand. By the way, Ghost Elizabeth Burnell for five subs. Big support. Ian John was roped for a sub. Lord help me, can't aim, aim, aim for a sub. Secret Seeker for ten subs. Let's go.


3:48:50
Unknown_05: Topomancer, 88 for a sub. Canson for ten subs.


Unknown_22: Big support. And Sneedberg Stein Goldman for a sub. And Prada Wernkorps for a sub. Thank you, Bonnie Bloodworth for a sub.  all right well we have a reputable authority though a guy named fart slave 2 says they all do this even the non-independent ones and with a name like fart slave 2 i trust his opinion on that yeah i mean they all do sexual shit it's it's not really a question and they retweet like like they retweet really sketchy fan art even like the lolly ones that are corporate so


3:49:41
Unknown_17:  I think there was a scandal where Pippa Pipkins, Medicare's heir, she had a dakimakaru, which is the hug pillow, body pillow thing. And the reverse of it was like her skirt was lifted, so you could see her bare ass. And I think it was kind of implied that her rabbit tail was like a butt plug. So it's like...  supposedly she was really unhappy about that but that was like official merch we're gonna need a dsp palate cleanser let's go


3:50:31
Unknown_02:  Womanly features at all like like that's an important bit. She says that they can't have any womanly features at all No, no hips.


Unknown_17: No, no thighs. No, no tits anything.


Unknown_02: Oh Here


Unknown_17:  I just love the smooth jazz. It's like... It's like a Nintendo game or something.


Unknown_22: Yeah, yeah. It's like menu music.


3:51:08
Unknown_02: Love urination.  Love, love water sports. Best thing in town. What's the difference? Best thing in town. It's really good. I love it. Urination is great. Love it. I want to urinate on myself. What? I want you guys to urinate on me. Anissa, stop. I will drink pee.


Unknown_20: Calm down. Jesus Christ.


Unknown_02:  Pea's great. Pea's, like, completely good for you. What? You know, pea's hygienic. It's great, you know? It's great. Like, it's great. You know, really, it is. It's hygienic, you know? Hearing this with the Australian accent really adds a little to it.


3:51:40
Unknown_05: It really does.


Unknown_14:  She loops.


Unknown_02: Hygienic. Okay? I would get stung by a jellyfish. Like, I'd make a jellyfish sting me just so you'd pee on my leg. You know? You can use it for cleaning things. That's how hygienic... To bring this back to Gator, Gator is completely obsessed with this person and watching all of their content and not just watching it, but going out into real life to meet the screen of this thing and also constantly begging it on Twitter for attention and the replies.


3:52:20
Unknown_05: Like, constant.


Unknown_17: Just...  yes to the point where people she she like talks to other people about gator and how you have to avoid them yeah it's similar to like the movie bob lindsey ellis phenomenon or like listen just because you took a picture with a screen of me at a convention gator doesn't mean we're friends this is creepy i've soft blocked you five times now and you keep refollowing


Unknown_17:  You know, someone in chat said this, but it kind of adds up. Who wasn't there to meet Kiki Pion Pion in person? Ranbot. Where was Ranbot?


3:52:55
Unknown_17: Could he have been on the other side of the screen? Does he have a voice changer? Is this how he keeps affording alcohol?


Unknown_05: Ranbot first stuck his Messiah. Ranbot wasn't there. Ranbot denied Kiki three times.


Unknown_16:  He was not permitted to piss on her.


Unknown_02: It is. It is hygienic, okay? I don't care if it's from someone else's body and it's literally their waist or whatever. But like, I... This is so retarded. Like, I don't care. It doesn't matter, okay? If you're in love, it's hygienic. How it should be.


3:53:27
Unknown_05:  Okay.


Unknown_02: It's how it should be.


Unknown_05: Okay. Okay, well, it's not how it should be. Okay, so going back out now, we're going into Gamer Supps.  So, Josh, are you familiar with the Gamer Sops War? Oh, hell yeah, I am. So, any true Medicare fan will know that he had Kasia on his last stream.


Unknown_17: And they talked at length about how Kasia had made $150,000 American dollars, real dollars, selling supplements to her audience. Supplements? Supplements.  yeah supplements gamer subs so hopefully like alex jones supplements like the bone broth but for gamers from the like g fuel like no actual supplements that include actual nootropics as well so i don't know do you have do you have the pictures of this lined up yeah don't worry it's okay good yeah yeah yeah okay so gator says i've tried other supplement drinks before


3:54:11
Unknown_05:  but GamerSups blows them away. Flavors are very nice. My personal recommendations are Anime Girl Thighs.


3:54:43
Unknown_20: Stop!


Unknown_05: Bowberry and Goof Juice. He says it's really good. He hasn't tried a flavor he didn't like so far. There's a flavor. Cow's Titty Milk, bud. You liking your Anime Titty Milk drink, buddy? It was good. I haven't tried a flavor I didn't like so far.


Unknown_22:  wow so here we have the titty milk caffeine free a hundred servings uh if we zoom in we can see uh the box art on it there that's the uh titty milk gamer sup forty dollars  What is this? Okay, here we go.


3:55:22
Unknown_05: Here's the supplement facts. There, if you really care. It has the nootropics in it. It's like the death of nootropics in it. Yeah, like L-theanines in there and stuff like that.


Unknown_22: Goji, yeah, goji and all that stuff.


Unknown_05: Okay, okay. Okay, so there you can see the shaker. That's the shaker.


Unknown_05: What a disaster, buddy. Yeah.


Unknown_05:  And this is all Gator's personal pictures that he took, by the way.


3:55:55
Unknown_04: Is it? Yeah, I know. No, it's not. No, it's not.


Unknown_05: No, it says Gator put all this shit on Gator's hand, dude. I didn't know that. Yeah, no.


Unknown_22: This is what his personal fucking shader cut. But it cut your nail, bud. Oh, man.


Unknown_04: It looks like cum.


Unknown_17: I'm just going to say it.


Unknown_05:  I'm not judging based on taste, though. So far, the one I've had has been good on that front, too. I'm judging based on effects. And so far, I am pretty satisfied it works. And Gator says it helped him to almost entirely wean himself off zero sugar sodas.  He'll only drink maybe one or two Dr. Pepper Zero cans a day now, with one GamerSups cup in the morning. That's good, Gators.


3:56:26
Unknown_22: This guy is like full-on commercial.


Unknown_05: Are you going to try it, Josh?


Unknown_04: Get your GamerSups today.


Unknown_05: The GamerSups?


Unknown_17: No.


Unknown_05: Your GamerSups, bud. I've seen the consumers of this product, and I am not convinced of its efficacy.


Unknown_05:  This is Gator's new life goal, a Gamer Sops Boomer Energy Drink with Anime Boomer. So Gator wants his own flavor. This is why he has to graduate from being the Gamer Gator to the Anime Aardvark, is they won't give him his own flavor of Gamer Sops if he's still a racist, no-good thinker. And there's the Korsh Cup has arrived for Gator.


3:57:03
Unknown_05:  And there it is.


Unknown_05: And what the fuck? Okay, so he's gone a little bit beyond just the GamerSupps beverages. He's actually now doing the GamerSupps suppositories. So you can stay awake. Josh didn't know. You can stay awake with butt power.  Introducing the Gamer Supps Gamer Suppository. What does that mean? Buddy, you shove it up your ass.


3:57:39
Unknown_04: I know, but what does that mean?


Unknown_05: Well, Gator, let me explain it to you. He did a whole commercial for it, endorsing the product.


Unknown_17: Okay.


Unknown_05: This is new, fresh.


3:58:13
Unknown_17: This is the hot new stuff, okay?


Unknown_05: The hot new Gator. I know what it means. I covered you, Josh.


Unknown_22:  I want to know why it means what it means.


Unknown_15: Gator animals. Here we go. I will present this one.


Unknown_15:  have you guys ever gotten so sleepy when you have to fart is your butt literally blasting and you pass out immediately after well do i have the product for you hi billy mays here josh josh josh your thoughts so far


3:58:51
Unknown_05:  on Gator's presentation. I'm literally shocked that he has four other people to talk to.


Unknown_17: I don't think I've ever seen Gator around this many people.


Unknown_17:  I'm genuinely considering if maybe this is a thing where you pay, like you do a sub bomb and then you get to be on the game show for a little bit with this anime character.


Unknown_05: I imagine he had to pay all of his life savings to be on here and show the gamer suppository. He puts it up his ass to get the nootropic effects, bud.


Unknown_25:  Is this a real product?


3:59:38
Unknown_22: No.


Unknown_05:  it has to be surely surely gator is putting this shit you guys are sales salesman you can sell it why but you can see why i kind of believe it could be real yeah because i'm like we're like a level where it's just like yeah  Anything is awesome. Is this real? It's a brave new world, my friend. I'm, like, scared.


Unknown_22: I'm, like, please be a joke.


Unknown_15: She loves her gamer suppository. She uses it all of the time. Okay. So that she stops ripping nasty booty juice every time.


4:00:09
Unknown_22: Oh, it's... Okay. It's a Jackbox game. Oh, my God. I am so relieved, bros. I love how Chad keeps going, like...


Unknown_24:  I thought I was losing my mind. Every time you guys show a clip, someone in chat is like, care to comment, Jim?


Unknown_16: Jim's personally responsible for all this now.


Unknown_05: It's his fault.


Unknown_16: He has to answer for his crimes.


Unknown_05: No, the joke's going to be on us when we have to answer to the sweetie squad. It's all fun and games. You're drinking your beers, then you wake up with the sweetie squad hangover of fucking everybody's on your ass. How could you fucking...  disparage the good name of Saint Jim you motherfucker he's dying he's in a fucking wheelchair he says it like a fucking joke but this is real life you make jokes at Medicare then you wake up to the fucking comments for like a week and you're like fuck me there's people in here loyal viewers who've been here for years who are like fuck you I hate you I'm never supporting again and that's the price you pay to fucking laugh you know it's tough


4:00:50
Unknown_34:  see gator the thing is is i think even with this clip they'll still i think they'll want to sponsor you more


4:01:32
Unknown_05:  okay okay that was the uh suppository now we're getting into the plushie collection so here we have gator saying the better gen mate is on the way his collection grows more powerful and he appears to have ordered a plush of is this a rabbit uh i'm not quite sure but it's a tenma ami plush uh


Unknown_05:  And the translation of that is that he molests children. Now, here is his collection of stuffed anime stuffies. Just a small sampling of it. I count at least six of them. Now, Josh, can you tell us who these characters are and a couple facts about each of them?


Unknown_17: Oh, fuck me. Um...  The only one I recognize is Pippa. That's the one to the right, and that's the heir to the Medicare family fortune.


4:02:28
Unknown_05: That one said that's ER?


Unknown_17: It does look like ER, but I'm not sure if that is him. I don't know if he has a plush, but... You think Gator fucked it?


Unknown_17:  Which one?


Unknown_22: Flashlights inside.


Unknown_05: Don't flip them upside down. They're all suspiciously crusty when you grab them. Island Handle Gators fucking plushies for a million dollars.


Unknown_17: It is ER. I was thinking that too. There's no way he has a plushie though. The one on the right, that's like a really popular YouTuber. He's pretty funny.


4:03:04
Unknown_05: He is in the anime sphere, so we might lose him.


Unknown_17: Oh, wow.


Unknown_05:  I haven't talked to that guy in years, like 10 years. To point out the obvious, these are the sort of plushes that a five-year-old girl would have. Yeah, if you saw a little girl with that Pippa plush, you'd just be like, oh, that must be from Dora the Explorer or something. But this is a near 40-year-old man that has this collection and more. So we go to the next slide. Okay.


Unknown_05:  Oh, my God, man. Oh, buddy.


4:03:38
Unknown_17: Someone thought that the Tenmo one was Kershaw. No, that's the Kershaw one.


Unknown_05: Is that an Ace of Spades gun? Why does he have that? Josh, this is the best argument against the Second Amendment I've ever seen, bud. Holy shit. Look at this, man. What's going on?  i can't remember that it's black cock cock gun that he fucks the plushies with fucking puts it up the plushies ass or something after he saw that the the kiki pion pion was more excited for the black cosplayer than him he just full-on went into like the black new world order fetish and it's just like i gotta get myself a queen of spades gun and shit he just lost it


4:04:25
Unknown_17:  You get cucked in person by the computer.


Unknown_05: No, these are real. Like, these are actually real. Like, look at that. Bro, imagine owning that. Like, imagine, like, imagine. Like, this has never happened. But imagine Gator invites a girl over to his place and they see this shit.  What do you think is going to happen? This is like a permanent virginity insurance policy. It's like, this is what you know, like Christian parents. If you want your kids to remain virgins forever, you buy them the Gator plushie set and you put it in their house and you make sure that it never fucking late and they'll never get fucking late. Let me tell you.


4:05:06
Unknown_05:  It's the abstinence prevention plan. I heard an anecdote once of a girl who went into a guy's room and he had, like, anime posters everywhere.


Unknown_17: And she went from, like, maybe to no.


Unknown_17: That was the story.


Unknown_05: That's not an anecdote. That's just...  he's putting a team together so there's even more he at least by my count has a dozen of these plushes all of suspiciously oh that's that's shonda the purple one that's shonda that's the one that did the that does like the really really bad squeaky little girl voice and talks about getting raped  So you're a weeb, aren't you, Josh? No, listen. Is it time to come out of the anime closet, Josh? I know so much about Boss Man Jack, and I haven't been to a casino in like 15 years.


4:05:47
Unknown_17: Okay, give me a break.


Unknown_22: Okay, fair enough. Now, the one on the right, I recognize Brittany Venti went after this person, right?


Unknown_17:  Is that the Gura? Is it the shark?


Unknown_22: The shark person? And Brittany Venti made like a whole one-hour video about it or some shit?


Unknown_17: Yeah, Brittany Venti is like the... No, it's not. One of the prime evils of the VTuber sphere. That's not Gura, though.


4:06:21
Unknown_05: That's like an ice fairy.


Unknown_17: Oh, okay, different person. All right.


Unknown_05: Yeah, they look very similar.


Unknown_17: Oh, my God.


Unknown_05: The plushie.  at this his power level has increased to the point that he can make his haters seethe about plush collectibles at the end of the day all of these people are more like anna valens than not maybe horseshoe theory was on to something


Unknown_17:  What? Do you know who Anna Valens is? Have we talked about that?


Unknown_05: No. Anna Valens is a tranny.


Unknown_17: Many years ago, they put out a video about breeding barns. So this guy is just talking about how in the future, the tech sister, trans sisters are going to make breeding barns where cis girls are locked up and we're just going to like slay that cisgender pussy. And it's just like this really, really disgusting four minute long like rape diatribe basically.  He worked for Vice News for many years on their Waypoint thing, and he went after Kesha, who keeps getting mentioned for whatever reason. And the general – because Kersha's independent. She's kind of edgy, talks like pole stuff. So she was targeted for, like, racism. And then the Lolicon stuff was also targeted by Annihilants.  Um, so he's super big into like de-platforming. He actually got fired by, um, by vice after going after the VTubers. So they got like a big ego boost after that. So all he's saying is that if you're making fun of my plushies, you're more like the trannies trying to, to de-platform the VTubers than, than like a free speech person.


4:07:42
Unknown_22: Uh-huh. I've lost track of what you, of what you all have said tonight.


Unknown_05:  there's a lot it's so dense it's a lot it is very dense that this is crazy okay so now he's bought the tomato one so he goes i've been lazy so i haven't built my second bookcase yet so i kept tomato doki in my bedroom sitting across from my bed on the cabinet with a few of the other vtuber plushies  I woke up the other night and the first thing I saw in the darkness was that face and it scared the absolute hell out of me. Needless to say, she's been relegated to the couch until I... Never happened.


4:08:24
Unknown_05: I believe it.


Unknown_05:  Okay, we're on to the Anime Boomers podcast. Wait, hold on.


Unknown_17: Executive interruption.


Unknown_05: I have one extra clip that you need to play to really, really round this out before you get into the Anime Boomers stuff.


Unknown_00: I'm sending this to you now by Discord.


Unknown_17:  Before you bring it up, let me just explain that this is Bebo. And basically, Gator rattled off a couple of his Oshis, right? And Bebo was one of them. So I picked this up. I just went to her channel, and I just went to her most recent video. And this, I swear to God, was her most recent video as soon as Gator said that he was a big fan of her. So if you want to play that, this is also...


4:09:05
Unknown_22:  all right so let's uh hang on let me just re-share on here oh hang on one second that's so annoying how it does that let me just re where the fuck is it one second to the right actually you want to read the title of this video before he plays it


4:09:37
Unknown_05:  Yeah, so it's called Bibbo Calls Us Stinky for Some Shower Motivation. So, I mean, at least she knows her demographic that they don't fucking shower. And, you know, this is like charity work, I guess, in a way. Like, is this popular? Like, I think that most of them would reject. Hundreds of thousands of views on these videos.


Unknown_22: Uh-oh, stinky.


Unknown_34:  I have a sensitive nose. So if you are stinky, I can tell. Sniff, sniff. I get a whiff of you and ew.


Unknown_05: So I got to ask, do they play this on the screens at the Smash tournaments and the pro wrestling events?


4:10:23
Unknown_17:  Listen.


Unknown_05: They fucking should, I guess. It might work. I might actually finally get the AEW fans and the Smash players to take a fucking shower.


Unknown_16: I like how this is a YouTube short and it still gets paused.


Unknown_05: You better believe the Pawski stories. You're in one, Josh.


Unknown_22: You know, I'm a big Final Fantasy nerd.  I like Final Fantasy and Zelda. I like some nerd shit, right? Now I don't feel so bad for liking nerds.


4:10:55
Unknown_05: You're not even a fucking nerd if you're just into video games. You better be careful because when Fuhrer Josh comes to power, statements like that are going to get you on the new McCarthy list and there's going to be the house on anime committee and we're going to have hearings. Oh, the slippery slope, right?


Unknown_22: Yeah.  If you have ever played a Final Fantasy game, you are being brought into the hearings, and you are going to get fucking audited.


Unknown_17: I'm generous. We have some tolerance, but you'll never be high-ranking.


4:11:28
Unknown_17: We might tolerate your presence.  Someone said Andy loves Final Fantasy so he turns this podcast into a turn-based podcast.


Unknown_22: I thought that's where you were going with that.


Unknown_17: You were doing turn-based videos or some shit.


Unknown_34:  What? You haven't showered in how long?


Unknown_06: What is going on?


Unknown_34: Really? No way! What? You have that many plastic bottles on your desk? Ralph? This is his new grok assistant.


4:12:04
Unknown_05: Ralph needs to listen to this shit. Maybe it'll clean up his life.


Unknown_34:  Hey, what's that over there in the corner of your room? What's that pile? Huh? Hey, can I check under your bed? What are you hiding under your bed? Can I take a look? People, I just showered today. How dare you sniff me again? Are you sure about that? Are you sure about that?


Unknown_05: Are you sure? Because my nose doesn't lie, anime fans. Do anime fans really... We all know they do. Like, they...


4:12:35
Unknown_34:  Did you wash your butt? Did you wash your feet? Did you wash your armpits? Did you wash your belly button? Get a job!


Unknown_06: Good advice! Get a job!


Unknown_05: This is my PSP fucking last week. Get a job so you can give me money. She's the best one so far.


Unknown_05: This is actually Jordan Peterson.  behind a voice filtering. That's what he's been busy doing. Clean your room, buckle.


4:13:11
Unknown_16: It's a bold new direction. They won't listen to me unless I look like a little girl. I found a way to reach the youth.


Unknown_05: The young men, they wouldn't listen to an old boomer like me.


Unknown_22: Jordan Toddlerston.


Unknown_05: Oh, fuck. You know, Gator's not listening, though. That's the problem.  Take a shower.


Unknown_34: Get adequate sleep. It is Jordan Peterson.


4:13:44
Unknown_05: Stand up straight with your shoulders back. Be the alpha lobster, chat. Okay. Wash your penis.


Unknown_04: No, we're in 8.5 for whatever reason.


Unknown_05: Okay, spooky weeb trash. Behold! Spooky weeb trash. Oh, natural.  Does she have some form of mental retardation? I think people have said FAS because she's an alcoholic herself. Oh, my God. That is spooky. And then this is, oh, my God. What the fuck? She's wearing the meme, the virgin killer thing. Yeah.


4:14:18
Unknown_05:  And then there's that one, which I think might be from an OnlyFans. Okay, so here comes Melanie Mack. And for no reason whatsoever, Gator feels the need to pipe up. It's like his blockbuster critic said, the guilty party will always reveal themselves.  And so Melanie Mack goes, if you're remotely decent looking people on the internet, assume you're a hoe and bang every friend you interact with. I haven't even kissed a dude in years and I don't want to unless I meet Mr. Right. And even with all that, I'm in no rush being celibate, following Christ, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.


4:14:54
Unknown_00: Gator goes, I know how you feel.


Unknown_05:  Gator. Gator. You're talking about some fucking e-girl that has legions of simps as opposed to Gator, the eternal virgin.


Unknown_22: I'm right there with you.


Unknown_05: I know how you feel.


Unknown_22: In solidarity.


Unknown_05:  People write elaborate fan fiction about me and my co-host. None of it has ever been true. If they see you at the office at sex, they just assume you're either sleeping with them. Well, we don't assume that or trying to, which we know is true.  So here we actually have an example of Gator attempting to riz up spooky weeb trash. They're unreal. Every, like, rare Gator that was made, it's just, like, the best. And we honestly were just touching the tip of the iceberg tonight. They could have done 10 streams, you know, about Gator, but...


4:16:03
Unknown_32:  Well, it's also, like, women can smell desperation from a mile away. Women prefer it if you weren't, like, sexually attracted to you, right? You prefer it if you act like you don't need us, because that shows that you're fucking mature and you've got your shit together, where you don't need to desperately need a crumb of woman's attention. You don't need, like, a desperate need for, like, love and affection to where you're, like,  having your life fall apart. Does that make any sense? Yeah, the most important thing for a guy talking to a woman is to talk about, like, the things that you do, the things that you're interested in without coming across as, like, oh my god, oh my god, she's so attractive, oh my god.


4:16:43
Unknown_15: Like, it's just, like, really, really simple things. Just talking about, like, oh yeah, I have this, you know, I have this hobby. I like to, you know, like,  collect this or that and make sure like not to be oh yeah i like to collect anime figurines you know just say hey come on yeah he's like oh yeah joke right


Unknown_22:  Oh, it's never been this over Gator.


Unknown_17: What's funny is if you listen to her without seeing her, my mental image of her is like very specifically like a 50 something year old trailer trash mom. Who's like smoking a pack. Like, like she overheard her, her son talking about something and she swiveled around her chair and is like smoking and saying, listen here, boys, you can't come off as desperate. Women don't like that. You hear that?  It's like that kind of shit.


4:17:23
Unknown_05: Now listen, I know you're a bit special, son, but don't show them your gaming plushie collection or your animu figurines, or they don't like that.


Unknown_22:  I love that new accent you're doing since we've been doing vampire, the vampire thing.


4:17:57
Unknown_05: It's how every American speaks. I'm from the United States and I like cheeseburgers and guns. Hell yeah. I have the freedom to be a grotesque piece of shit.


Unknown_16: You can sneak across the border with that one. I didn't get my citizenship yet.


Unknown_05: Listen, I already...


Unknown_17:  I don't believe in government ID. I ain't take the COVID vaccine. I ain't got a birth certificate. I was born in a bathtub outside my papa's trailer. I ain't got any form of ID. Okay, whatever. I'm traveling.


4:18:31
Unknown_06: I'm not driving. I'm traveling.


Unknown_05: There's not no right to tell me nothing. I'm under maritime law. Okay.


Unknown_05:  Here we go.


Unknown_15: No, like, you cleverly, like, word it in certain ways so it's not as weird.


Unknown_15: Bro, I... Oh, my God.


Unknown_05: Well, Spooky Leap Trash might have given him the peg, you know.


4:19:07
Unknown_17: Pinecone. How the pinecones have turned.


Unknown_05: Uh-oh.


Unknown_05: Uh-oh. Uh-oh.  all right that was it trash one of the co-hosts of the anime boomers podcast uh do we do josh's all right let's do josh's um um okay so let me let me pull it up and see what i went through and see what okay so we have it's the rip-off mr mediker intro with the with the audio defect is intense is uh actually part of the clip


4:19:41
Unknown_17:  I'm just going to rip the band-aid off. Let's do this. I'm going to skip some of these. I'm just going to try to set the stage for each one. I just clipped these.


Unknown_17: Let's set the stage. Gator has two kinds of things that he likes to talk about in this podcast. If you go to 020 Sensible Chuckle, you'll get a feel for the high... Skip the graduation one. Go to the next one.


Unknown_22:  Oh, you want me to know how to do it?


Unknown_17: Yeah, we're going to skip a couple because there's so much stuff.


Unknown_17: Zero. 020 sensible chuckle. This is an example of the high-intensity chemistry between Gator and his co-host that's not spooky weeb trash, but for some reason this is actual co-host.


4:20:15
Unknown_05: It seems like he's lost a lot of co-hosts because I did one of the earliest episodes. I think I did like the third episode, and there was like four co-hosts, and it appears we're down to just one.


Unknown_17:  That's why I said I was shocked to see him in a stream with four other people. Like, how the fuck did this happen? Did he pay for it? Because I've only seen Gator, like, in a fucking isolation cube, like, in solitary confinement.


Unknown_15: And it was actually Sakuna himself would, like, send a couple people over to the main line, and then you would wait to get your merchandise. But, like, the funny thing is, they did not... Oh, yeah, I met him at Akai. They're talking about meeting the guy that owns FaZe Connect.  okay cool cool just for your clarification i like how i like how he looked at my freaking name badge and then looked at me it was like he had this look of way i know you i just i just held my hand my finger up i was like


4:20:55
Unknown_15:  It was great.


Unknown_24: This is terrible. The other guy doesn't even bounce off at all.


Unknown_17: Let the dead air play. It's so awkward.


Unknown_05: There's no chemistry. He throws him the ball and he just lets it sail off his fucking head.


4:21:33
Unknown_15: It was great.


Unknown_15: It gave both of us a chuckle.


Unknown_15: Yeah.


Unknown_05:  I wonder why it's not catching on, boys.


Unknown_22: You know what is really funny, by the way? It gave both of us a chuckle. Because the mic is picking up like his fan, the mouth moves when it's silent. It's so funny.


4:22:09
Unknown_06:  okay but he's not saying no he's not he's he's silent he's got nothing to add oh my god um play the next one meeting your roshi okay meeting your this is about kiki i think this is about meeting kiki pionton i think i'm not sure


Unknown_23:  Oh my god. You got to meet your oshi and you did not drop the spaghetti. No spaghetti was spilled.


4:22:41
Unknown_15: I did get to meet my oshi. Actually, a couple of my oshis. And did not spill spaghetti. You know, this is a big... Pressing axe to doubt!


Unknown_05: Pressing fucking axe to... Shut up, Gator. Oh, wait.


Unknown_22: I may have a really funny clip for someone sending... A chicken Joe sent me...  I'll show you guys after. Like a slobbering retard.


Unknown_04: It's so awkward, like the awkward chuckle.


Unknown_23: You were a big boy.


4:23:15
Unknown_23: Whoa. Went out and talked to people and touched grass.


Unknown_15: Oh, my God. It's a Christmas miracle.


Unknown_23: Well, I mean, you know, I'm going to admit, I might... Were I to run into...  two two one one pipkin pippa i probably would get a little spurgy not so like oh my god like i'm imagine being like being awestruck by pippa pipkin to where like you just you can't even speak you're just completely freaking out like you've just met like the president of the united states like you fucking you know you just met the pope and


4:23:59
Unknown_05:  like that's what he's saying this is insane max burner i watched that that was so fucking boring bro like yeah what's like


Unknown_23:  the whole, you know, people don't get the roses till it's too late to smell them kind of thing. Like, I've always been the type of, like, if you're an entertainer I like or somebody and I run into you in person, I have to praise you, right?


Unknown_05: Why? What the fuck?


Unknown_23: Listen, if I run into you, I'm going to praise you.


Unknown_05: Please, I'm going to praise you for all that you've done for me. You've made YouTube videos online. You saved my life during COVID. I sing praises to your name, Hosanna Zee Celeb. Like,


4:24:43
Unknown_22:  So this guy, or this girl, right? Her camera, like, capture glitched out and showed the real face for a second.


Unknown_05: You ready? Oh, no. No! No! That can't be real. That can't be real.


Unknown_17: It's ancient, but yeah, that happened. That was a really big news story when it happened.


Unknown_05: Oh, God.  so the reality is at least 10% of these are dudes that you're fucking jerking off to some guy.


4:25:14
Unknown_17: Holy shit. All right.


Unknown_05: Uh, I'd like to go to the next one.


Unknown_17: This is, uh, uh, Gators and, uh, comedy chops. Okay.


Unknown_23: Oh, love it. Love it. Let's hear it.


Unknown_13: Yeah. Her panel was a lot of fun.


Unknown_23:  It was funnier hearing her say her own name when she was Selene. Something about the way she said, Selene.


Unknown_15: Selene. Selene. That's how she always said it. She was like, Selene.


Unknown_24: Fuck yeah.


Unknown_05: Are they okay? Like, what is happening? No, they're not good.


4:25:50
Unknown_16: Selene!


Unknown_16: Okay. Stop this shit. It goes on for the entire run time, in case you were wondering.


Unknown_05: If you want to hear more. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.  Well, this is actually, you know, it's interesting you bring this up because they do this during my clip also. They just keep repeating phrases to each other over and over again, and they think it's so fun. Like, I don't know why they do this. It's beyond me.


Unknown_23: I think that name was made for her voice.


4:26:21
Unknown_15: It really was. Like, I can't, every time I, like, think of her name, I hear her saying it. Like, she always says, Selene.


Unknown_23:  Yeah, I read it in her voice when I see that name right now.


Unknown_23: It's like how when a politician wants to show you how multilingual they are, so when they say a Mexican word or something, they'll say it with a heavy accent. Like, would you like to go out for some burritos?


Unknown_23: It's that kind of thing. Nice.


4:26:55
Unknown_25:  I think that's the best soundboard usage you've ever had.


Unknown_17: Hey, he's had some good ones.


Unknown_22: I've nailed a few, but that one was solid. Okay, you can skip it from there.


Unknown_17: There's nothing left. Go to the next one.  This is Jason David Frank. From what I get from it, he is an actor that Gator met in person, and this was apparently a monumental meeting for him.


Unknown_05: He has three first names?


Unknown_17: Jason David Frank. I think that's his name.


4:27:30
Unknown_05: It's like Ethan Oliver. Mick Cereal knows.


Unknown_17: Yeah, he's real. I got the name right and everything. Yeah, I got it right.


Unknown_22: Yeah, yeah. But what about the child porn? Everyone was asking for it in the chat.


Unknown_05:  And she liked that one, Josh.


Unknown_22: It's a classic. It is.


Unknown_15: So this was great.


Unknown_20: So...


Unknown_15:  Mint asked Ayami what her favorite part of her model was. Oh my god, I just want to throttle these fuckers.


4:28:04
Unknown_05: I want to grab them by the fucking throat and just shake them. Like, what the fuck, man? This is the entire six, six hours of this, in case you're wondering.


Unknown_17: Shit.


Unknown_05:  People wonder why the site's running fucking slow and uploads are fucking busted and everything's fucked. Yeah, sorry, guys. The site's going to have to wait. Josh had to watch six hours of this shit and edit it for another four.


Unknown_15: Without missing a beat, said her panties.


4:28:41
Unknown_15:  Fuck yeah. This is terrible. No reaction.


Unknown_24: The guy didn't even say anything.


Unknown_20: He just completely no-sells it. He put his dick in his hand.


Unknown_05: He's the worst co-host.


Unknown_24: He's the worst co-host.


Unknown_05: He ended it off with a fucking AI co-host.


Unknown_17:  The question was just to clarify that they were doing a panel. You can see there's actually people there. So they're talking to these, all those people are talking to the anime women on the projected screen up front. And one of the masks, what was your favorite? When I say mama or papa, that refers to the artists who, who oversaw the design of the character. So one of those is the artists who oversaw the other characters design. And I said, what was your favorite part of designing her character? And she said,  the panties, because that's what the audience wants to hear, that she's, like, really into the pantsuit, because that, like, gratifies them.


4:29:12
Unknown_04: I'm so tired.


Unknown_17: Okay, go to the next one.


Unknown_22: Yo, Joe Ethan Ross, wonky hand, says, this dude makes the steel toe co-host look good in comparison.


4:29:46
Unknown_24: It's a fucking wheelchair guy. Johnny, wheelchair Johnny.


Unknown_05: Stand up and take a bow, Johnny. You want...


Unknown_15:  So this was a super chat from Tomac for $20 says, I know for a fact that I dropped the spaghetti when I met someone I was a fan of. All I did was come over to help me. It was Jason David Frank, and all I could say was thank you, Mr. Oliver. Man, I miss Jason David Frank.  He was awesome. Legit sound like he's going to cry.


4:30:21
Unknown_05: I got to meet him one time only. Yeah, no, he was tearing up. Like, he is actually getting emotional, choked up. I'm like, Jason David Frank?


Unknown_15: He goes on.


Unknown_15: And I was like, man, you are my favorite Power Ranger. And he's like, oh, yeah, that's cool, man. Yeah, that's cool. He asked me. He's like, okay.


Unknown_05: So I got to ask, can we ask, can we petition Visa to debank Crunchyroll?  It's not possible. If Visa and MasterCard would just debank Crunchyroll, we could bring an end to this horror.


4:30:55
Unknown_17: No. Not even as a joke, pay, pay, pay. Even the VTubers are higher up on the morality ladder than the Visa and MasterCard bankers.


Unknown_05: They have to bow to the fucking whims of the VTubers, bud.


Unknown_15: You know, different suits. Which one was your favorite? And I was like, oh man, yeah, Green Ranger.  i got him to sign my i have like when they did the uh the megaforce or whatever they released like a whole line of all of the toys again and i got the the green ranger and i got the white ranger sir sir you're 40 years old and you're buying power ranger toys please stop like


4:31:43
Unknown_05:  I bought the $80 popcorn vessels.


Unknown_24: Yeah, you bought the $80 popcorn vessels.


Unknown_05: I forfeited my right to complain when I got scammed for the $80 popcorn vessels. The comments were so funny, bro.


Unknown_24: That's why it was worth it.


Unknown_22: Really? The $80 popcorn vessels.


Unknown_15: Man, these are so awesome.  I gotta put those up when I finish building the second bookcase. Like all my cool random collectibles I've gotten over the years. Not one, but two bookcases full of consumer and child stuff.  one of my prized possessions is that saving up for that ikea bookcase for years you know what i'm gonna i'm gonna humble brag real quick because when he says that it just makes me laugh like he's talking about this fucking sign power ranger that he has it's just junk that he's gonna put up on a shelf as his prized possession right here i'm gonna clink them actually hold up


4:32:20
Unknown_17:  Can you hear that? The clacking? Yeah. These are the physical dyes that were used to stamp the silver rounds into the Christian coins. I had them mail it to me and I keep them on my desk because I think they're really cool.


Unknown_05: We got flexing


Unknown_17:  over here it's true it's something that took a lot of energy and you see people trade them for 400 fucking dollars on ebay now and they have like numista exo exonumia page articles for it and it's like i put that out there and people think it's really cool and it took a lot of work and it was a big pain in the ass but i did that i decided one day i was going to make my fucking coins and i did and i'm proud of that you know and it's like  gator's prized possession that he wants in plain view at all times power ranger power ranger it's like bro you're 38 years old oh man it's crazy what happened man i don't know i know i just came out of nowhere like whiplash like he hit it well he was depressed


4:33:26
Unknown_23:  Whoa. Okay.


Unknown_17: Yeah, he killed himself after meeting Gator. Is the story there? Yeah, I might too.


Unknown_05: The Green Ranger, right? If you looked upon your life's work and all it amounted to was Gator buying your action figure, you might end it all as well. This is my legacy to sit on this fucking Spurg shelf.


Unknown_17:  So it's called the Anime Boomers because they reminisce about when anime was good. So that's like the whole gist is like the anime that comes out now sucks. So they talk about how anime used to be good. This is Cody. So if you look at the timestamps, just minimize real quick and look at your Google Docs real quick. I want to point something out. I order them by the actual timestamp of the encoding. And you might notice that there is a...  three and a half or two and a half hour long gap between 135 and 404 and that is because this guy at this point in time begins to talk about anime Gator says not a single fucking word as this guy talks breathlessly about the anime that he's currently watching wait a year?  yeah you see that gap that's that's all nothing that's there's zero gator content it's just this guy talking about anime and if you've ever been trapped two and a half hours straight with no interruption and it's like on the anime body pillow have you ever been stuck in a conversation with somebody describing to you the plot of a show that you're never going to watch and you don't care about yeah


4:34:57
Unknown_25:  Literally that for two and a half fucking hours with this guy.


Unknown_17: So listen to this clip and then keep in mind that he doesn't stop talking for another two and a half hours.


Unknown_23: Okay, right here? Okay, cool. Yeah, the 135. All right.


Unknown_23:  That used to be anime, man. It would just be, like, the most creative shit in the world.


Unknown_05: That used to be anime, man.


Unknown_24: Dude, man, I was alive, man.


Unknown_05: It used to be about the music, dude. I was there with the Beatles, dude. Fucking Ozzy at Woodstock. Like, what the fuck are you talking? I was there for the Toonami block in my college dorm, man. Fucking Inuasha and Yu Yu Hakusho. Fucking Kagome's upskirt shot, bro.  That was the fucking goon fuel of the century, man.


4:35:50
Unknown_22: Back before it sold out to the man, man.


Unknown_05: Fucking tentacles and shit. I can't jerk off to this.


Unknown_23: You know? Now it's like...  Everything is just made as a vehicle for NEETs to feel better. Like, everything... Hold on!


4:36:23
Unknown_05: Hold on! That's what it's always been. And weren't you just telling us that we needed to lay down our lives for NEETs to feel better and locked out for VTubers? Like, buddy, you were part of the problem. What the fuck are you talking about, dude?


Unknown_17:  This is what I warned you about, is how this guy would... He's the one that's married. And he talks about how he's not into fan service. He's not into these things that are pandering to needs to live at home. And the reason why Gator doesn't say anything for two and a half hours...  specifically because of that he's like dumping ass on all these new shows that he fucking hates and Gator has literally nothing to say to this because he would have to pipe up and be like yeah that weird show about the girl who is just sitting at home all day that's my favorite show I've watched every season of that I like that one fuck some needs comfort food and I want to set it on fucking fire


4:36:56
Unknown_23:  Even Gator can't say anything.


4:37:33
Unknown_23: Because you had shit like Rape Man.


Unknown_05: Rape Man? I love how it's like they're so degenerate that the term Rape Man is just casually dropped.


Unknown_16: It's not even like casually dropped. It's like he's reminiscing about the good old days of Rape Man. Back in the day, you don't understand something.


Unknown_05:  There was Rape Man, dude. What's funny is I actually know of this because there's an English dub and they did like a really shitty job.


Unknown_17: They like made it like a joke and it was a meme on 4chan like back in the day. So I've heard of Rape Man, but only as like clips of like funny moments from the English sub of it. Rape Man.


4:38:08
Unknown_05: Rape Man serving justice through rape since 1997. Literally, literally. He explains it.


Unknown_16: It's literally that.


Unknown_23:  Joe that rapes people for hire? What is... Now, I'm not versed on hentai, because obvious reasons. I have a vehicle. X to doubt.


Unknown_23: Okay.


Unknown_13: He's married, so he can't say it.


Unknown_17: His girlfriend is literally on the bed next to him, so he can't say that he's into anything in particular.


4:38:44
Unknown_22: Bro, this guy watches Bible Black on repeat. Come on.  Like, what even are the hentai today?


Unknown_23: Does anybody even know? Gator!


Unknown_05: Gator, come on, Gator. Speak up. Make your stand, buddy. Come on.


Unknown_22: Bible Black Mirror.


Unknown_05: Oh, buddy. Bible Black Mirror. You just had to find a way, huh?


Unknown_23: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Nah.  They used to have porn anthologies that were like springboards for actual directors.


4:39:20
Unknown_05: What? Porn anthologies? Porn anthologies. What is he talking about?


Unknown_22: I don't know anything about hentai, but there are porn anthologies.


Unknown_05: Care to explain, Josh? I haven't a fucking clue. Andy Worski, can you explain to me Bible Black and what that is?


Unknown_17: I keep ringing this up. Go ahead, Andy.


Unknown_24:  Ashton, you knew what it was, too. Shut the fuck up.


Unknown_05: They used to always tell me, because I used to say, I've never watched anime. Tell me what anime to watch. And they would tell me to watch Cory in the House and Bible Black.


4:39:54
Unknown_22: Bible Black was like a meme. It's like a meme anime that's grimy.


Unknown_05: I'm trying to get into anime. Any recommendations? Yeah, Bible Black, Cory in the fucking house, and Death Note.  I watched Death Note. It was okay. That's pretty good. That's how they get you.


Unknown_04: I gave up on it. That's how they get you.


Unknown_05: Well, I did too. So I actually, the moment that what's his name, the detective fucking dies, I stopped watching.  Oh, first season, first season.


Unknown_17: Is that the part where he dies on the train? Yes. I gave up at that point.


4:40:27
Unknown_14: It was so convoluted and stupid.


Unknown_17: I'm like, this is fucking dumb. And I gave up on it at that point where he was in the train and there's like this big convoluted series of events where he was like extorting this guy. And it's just like, you want another spoiler?  Light dies. The main character dies.


Unknown_17: I know this because I watched a three and a half hour long expose on a Super Smash Bros. character where he was strenuously compared to Light Kagame and then how he has a narcissistic meltdown. I know how it ends only because of this.


Unknown_05: I have a new idea, a new bit for our shows. What we should do is in the middle of random segments, we should just blurt out the spoilers for random animes. Ha ha!  Without even knowing anything about them. And then that way we will eventually purge our audience of all of these people.  King Ron for five.


4:41:01
Unknown_22: I did like the second season a little bit. It wasn't as good as when Al died, though.


Unknown_17: I'll agree on that. Let's not have an honest discussion about anime. We have become the anime boomers podcast.


Unknown_06: In the end, all becomes anime boomers podcast.


4:41:38
Unknown_05: So episode 317 of One Piece, guys, eight out of ten, eight and a half out of ten.  The chef did a super sweet roundhouse kick while he was smoking a ciggy.


Unknown_22: When you say 317, I'm actually almost – I'm about there.  I haven't watched them in six months.


Unknown_05: What the fuck? I haven't watched them in six months. Worsky blew up the whole show now, guys. Gator 1. 317 episodes of anime later and here we are. Now you owe him a fucking appearance on his podcast.


Unknown_17: Andy Worsky, guest number one. We're in the fucking Kino Dojo now, buddy, and we'll make it all Japanese fucking themed.


4:42:16
Unknown_23:  animators back then okay go to then he talked for three hours yes there's a yes two and a half hour long gap where this motherfucker explains the plot of eight different animes i don't give a shit something i think he was even talking about one piece on how there's like a valley of god death or some shit i have no fucking i can't that shit in and out


Unknown_17:  yeah okay listen okay so this was the first thing that this finally rounds it down because after this they start ranting about um the kiwi farms and and saba's debut uh this is the last anime they talk about and gator actually has actually knows of this one and it's very funny so play that one like there's the one urban spook was one where it's like this uh the the premise was like the killers would leave paintings oh that one to their crimes yeah oh that one yeah yeah yeah yeah


4:43:12
Unknown_23:  And it was, like, all descriptions of stuff. And it's, like, so comically over the top.


Unknown_23: Oh, is that the one where they had, like... You listened to six hours of this.


Unknown_15: Go back, go back, go back.


Unknown_17: You need to listen. You missed the good part. Do we, though?


Unknown_15: Okay. Is that the one where they had, like, the woman that got, like...  That they gave the horse, like, a shitload of Viagra. Pardon me?


Unknown_04: Hold on.


Unknown_05: Is he going Vosh? This is Vosh. Chankooger and Vosh have joined forces. The mega horse cock powers. What? Wait, that one? Gators joined the four horsemen of horse cock out here. Fuck that.


4:43:47
Unknown_15:  oh yeah I know exactly which one you're talking about yeah exactly which way I'm talking about I love that there's so many good parts because it's like he asked like do you know this anime has this plot and he's like the anime plot is that the horse rape he's like yeah yeah I know of course I know that one


4:44:20
Unknown_17:  This is Paper Boat. You can actually skip this one.


Unknown_05: We saw that one. You saw this one. Fuck Paper Boat. I can't deal with it. The lolly shit where it's like, okay. Oh, yeah. The lolly.


Unknown_23: Into the lolly.  Yeah, I like the whole, you know, the loli shit, where it's like, okay, her design is a little loli-baity. If I were designing her, I wouldn't do some of the things in her design. But she's not loli-baiting. She's not like, ooh, woo, I'm such a little girl, please don't rape me, sir. Don't give me collection, you know. She's not doing any of that.


Unknown_15: No, she's not even, she's not really, she's not playing into that stuff at all. Which is why... He's not really doing that, but... He's full of shit, just so you know.


4:44:52
Unknown_17:  This is the one that striptease's lolly tummy. So, yeah, they're playing into it.


Unknown_15: Oh, my. I don't know how much more of this I can take. I don't know how much more of this I can take.


Unknown_13: What?


Unknown_15:  What does that sentence mean?


Unknown_13: It was spoken in Chinese, basically.


Unknown_22: Right.


Unknown_05: Why do I have to know these words?


4:45:27
Unknown_23: How hard is it to just have that reaction? Like, I wouldn't go with that design if it were me.


Unknown_05:  So, I'd like for Jim to, like, present us, like, a thesaurus of all of these terms. What is this? To read, like, a dictionary of all of this. This is fucked up. Look at this shit.


Unknown_17: This is when they start talking about us.


Unknown_23: This is not, like, cringe anime, where it's like, oh, oogoo, oogoo, sugar sweet, but...


Unknown_17:  Okay, so he's saying that while Gator, to his discredit, has official artwork from the Saba stream. Okay, I have to explain this, and I'm going to sound completely fucking schizophrenic when I explain this, but you've got to deal with it. So that's official artwork. She had the guy draw the tummy in, because that's what's going to keep the audience there. This is at the very beginning, so the audience knows when they start.


4:46:03
Unknown_05: Who the fuck is into tummies? What the fuck are we talking about? I mean, the thing is, it's like...


Unknown_17:  You know, they can't just show, like, Lollicon on YouTube. If they could, they'd get a million viewers, right? If the little girl was just naked. If you gave, like, a $500 Super Chat, she'd be like, Woo, buddy! And then, like, the shirt would fly off. That would be ideal if they could get away with that. So they have to slowly shift to... But he's thrown 100 subs to get Josh to do Woo, buddy!


4:46:43
Unknown_05: with feeling, and I can't really believe it, to be honest. I figured somebody would be like, Absolutely, it's worth it.


Unknown_17:  Um, but okay, let me break this down four times.


Unknown_05: Okay.


Unknown_17: Okay. It's okay. So they got the, the, the thing there, but the crabs are important and I swear to God, I'm going to sound crazy. So that actual image, the Gator criticizes me for getting this wrong. That image with the glow sticks and the crying, that's a reference to, um, a meme and anime when the, uh, tough guy goes to an idol, like convention where she's like singing on stage and he's overwhelmed with emotion, seeing his favorite idol that he starts crying. But the crabs,  are important because the Japanese word for crab is Kani.  And the pedophile term for a child's vagina is Connie. So she calls her fans the Connie crew. And this is just purely... I'm supposed to believe. I'm literally told by these people. I am supposed to believe that is purely incidental that when she designed this character from the ground up with all the money and resources you could ever fucking ask for and free and total utter control over every facet of her design and what she wants to do and how she refers to people and those little things they put in their username to show their allegiance to their Oshii.  I'm supposed to believe that is literally purely coincidental that it just so happens to sound like Connie. That's what I'm being told. And me pointing this out is bad. And it's me being crazy. And I am literally being gaslit by these fucking people.


4:47:56
Unknown_05: I think you just need to watch more Yu Yu Hakusho and then you'll get it.


Unknown_22: Come on. Like, are we like supposed to not think there's anything weird happening?


Unknown_05:  You haven't even watched Yu Yu Hakusho. Like, you just don't understand the vibrant culture. Exactly. Is that an anime?


Unknown_23: Okay. No, these are just funny bitches playing characters. Shonen Jump. Anybody with half a brain can see that. That's why Pokora's in Death Stranding, because you lost the culture war, bitch.


4:48:33
Unknown_17: You know what he's referring to with that?  No. Oh my God. Oh, holy shit. That's a fucking emergency then. Hold up. I have to keep playing it. I'm going to find this real quick.


Unknown_22: Okay. Oh, I do know. I do know. Listen, so I'm playing Death Stranding 2 and I'm like halfway through the game or a bit further, right? And I deliver the packages to a new place, a base. It's a fucking anime avatar.


4:49:10
Unknown_22: Hey, thank you for the packages. I'm like,


Unknown_17:  Yeah, that's Pecora. That's the cultural... You bought a Kojima game, buddy.


Unknown_05: What did you expect? This is an emergency.


Unknown_17: Since we're on this topic and I guess people need a palate cleanser, I present to you a nice little palate cleanser. An emergency injection of... Can we cut to a meaningful content creator's live real reaction to the Pecora Death Stranding 2 cameo?


Unknown_22: Yes. Okay, here. Let's get that. Oh, yes.  Let's see a honest, positive, good, non-toxic reaction.


4:49:44
Unknown_05: Is this Phil watching a naked body in the shower or some shit? No.


Unknown_22: No, this is him meeting with Pecora and fucking death threatening.


Unknown_07: What the?


Unknown_22: What the?


4:50:15
Unknown_21: Go ahead.


Unknown_22:  Go ahead. Even Phil's like, listen, we've gone too far, folks. Even Phil knows it's too.


Unknown_28: Gusto.


4:50:48
Unknown_24:  What's the least of our worries right now?


Unknown_28: Go ahead. There it is Ash.


Unknown_05:  Okay, so I think Phil was actually right about Kojima all along.


Unknown_05: And he's a worthless fucking dev. And I renounce all of his works. Yes, you know what? For once, ring it up, Phil Dub. Phil won, everyone! I got so fucking cringe, bro.


4:51:25
Unknown_22: I was like, game's fun, and I'm like, why?


Unknown_23: You lost. Get used to it. Their womb is eternal.


Unknown_22:  And then, by the way, the person you see before that, Debra Wilson. I'm like, oh, my God. Sorry, anyway. You know who she is, right? Debra Wilson. The black chick from MADtv who's in every game.


4:51:58
Unknown_05: Oh.


Unknown_05: I don't play video games.


Unknown_23: But it is very funny. I'm being vague just because I don't want to, you know.  It's not worth it. He's talking about me. But I think it's very funny.


Unknown_15: Well, the people, I mean, they don't deserve acknowledgement because they're just being F-slurs.


Unknown_23: Yeah.


Unknown_15: They're being F-slurs because they're trying to make a point against somebody else that this doesn't even relate to.


Unknown_22: Why can't we hate it?  We have to be like, oh, yeah, everything's amazing. Shut the fuck up, you piece of shit.


4:52:31
Unknown_05: Tell him, Andy. No, it's like, I get it if you're upset that people make fun of it.


Unknown_22: But to go, how dare they? It's like, I understand why people don't like our show. We're too mean or whatever. It's like, okay, yeah, I get it.


Unknown_05: There's a lot more to it than that. But yeah, I get it. You know what I mean? You know what I mean, right? We're not like, why would you ever hate us?


Unknown_22: It's crazy.


Unknown_15:  you know what i mean association sort of shit which is also equally as retarded okay yeah gator oh my god there's so many clips of why we haven't got to mine yet this is over this is over um go one more we've already watched all these uh so just skip all the way down to to midna gf last one midna gf all right i don't like the sounds of this


4:53:27
Unknown_22:  What, the Midna or the GF?


Unknown_05: All of it. It sounds... It sounds scary. It sounds Japanese. This guy's going to try to give Gator some advice, okay?


Unknown_17: He needs it.


Unknown_23: Oh, okay. She's asleep. She can't hear me. I got this woman right here from saying the fucking nastiest fucking joke. She was in a friend group. I just said the nastiest fucking joke. And two days later, we were dating.  And it was a nasty joke about me having a giant penis and destroying the Hoover Dam with it.


4:54:03
Unknown_23: What? Fucking gold.


Unknown_23: What are we watching? It was a long, elaborate joke.


Unknown_23: Because, like, I don't know how I got on this, right? I was in a mood, and I was rolling off something, and I went in this hole. Like...


Unknown_05:  No, this didn't happen, did it? It did happen.


Unknown_17: He's married.


Unknown_05: Well, listen, I looked it up. I know what she looks like.


Unknown_05: Listen, women are supposed to be the gatekeepers of reproduction, and they have failed.  You know, they need to raise the bar higher.


4:54:36
Unknown_17: Bro, this is the sad reality, is that that guy, he is potentially going to be reproductively successful. Ethan Ralph is. The bar for what a guy needs at this point in time to get a girlfriend is so fucking low.  I know, but insults don't complain.


Unknown_05: They're like, no, I can't.


Unknown_17: I guarantee you this guy, he says that this dirty joke he told is like what it took to get her talking to him. And I guarantee you it's just because he's like the first guy that was ever like sexually assertive towards her. And the rest are like gators that are just like, you know, pussyfooting around, like trying to get a crumb from Spooky by pretending to be her friend for like three years. It's that kind of shit.


4:55:15
Unknown_05: Right.  ring it up we've dubbed they're making it happen bud the weaves are gonna inherit they're gonna inherit the earth because they're just so fucking fired up so review tech w this is a arousing speech he wants to inspire confidence in guys all right thing about having a giant penis and it was i like how he's like i made a joke about having a giant penis i believe that buddy


Unknown_24:  it means like enormous like the size of a boat yeah i know i know the my cum shot was going to destroy the hoover dam and but it's okay because it the penis will help me float and then she could all the girls they could ride on it like a like a like a banana boat ride my penis to safety we need the seinfeld we need the seinfeld rift dude  Hold on, Andy's getting it ready.


4:56:17
Unknown_23: Days later, we're in a relationship.


Unknown_15: She wanted to put it to the task.  She's like, alright, motherfucker, you better not be exaggerating.


Unknown_23: Fellas, dudes, if that works, and again, I have to say this.


Unknown_15: 99% of the time, I don't think talking about your penis will work in random conversation.


Unknown_23: I'm not trying to brag, but I kind of am. I'm not trying to brag, I'm trying to make a point. She's very hot.  She's got like Midna's hips in real life. I shit you not.


4:56:56
Unknown_04: Stop. Stop.


Unknown_04: Stop. Who the fuck is Midna? Who the fuck is Midna?


Unknown_17: Andy Worski, can you type in L-O-Z-M-I-D-N-A into Google and bring up a picture of this? That's how you spell Midna?


Unknown_22: L-O-Z?


Unknown_17: L-O-Z space M-I-D-N-A.


4:57:28
Unknown_22: Stop!


Unknown_22:  It's the fucking Twilight Princess fucking... That's what I thought it was because I played Hyrule Warriors and yes, this character does exist.


Unknown_05: Oh my God. That's actually what I... It's actually my worst fears. It... Stop. Stop.


Unknown_22: Wait, does he mean... He scored. Like...


Unknown_22:  Did she transform? I never played Twilight Princess.


Unknown_17: At the end, when you win, she becomes that one. Oh.


4:58:03
Unknown_17: I don't even know what to say. Wow.


Unknown_17: By the way, if I remember correctly, Midna is one of the short stacks from Vaush's tax folder.


Unknown_05: Yeah.


Unknown_05:  All right. So here is my contribution. As you see, it's mercifully short.


Unknown_25: Ashton, when we talked in the morning, I go, Ashton, I've been watching anime for hours.


4:58:39
Unknown_22: I don't have anything. I didn't know what to edit.


Unknown_24: I was like, get all careful. And Ashton is dying.


Unknown_22:  And Ashton's like, don't worry, we got a lot. And I'm like, okay, good.


Unknown_24: What is this fucking shit? Josh put us through the worst thing ever. I'm like, I've been watching for two hours. I watched for two hours on 1.5. I couldn't figure out what to edit out.


Unknown_22: And then Ashton's like, we got a lot. Don't worry, don't worry. We got a lot. We got a lot.


4:59:11
Unknown_25:  You gotta find first gear in your giant robot car. You dig giant robots. I dig giant robots. We dig giant robots.


Unknown_22:  Is this their theme song?


Unknown_05: This is the theme song. Gator's going to explain why this is the theme song of the program. And I've chose to highlight this because this is clever Gator. This is the incredible machinations and schemes of Gator.


4:59:42
Unknown_15: Okay.  Okay. Welcome to the Anime Boomers podcast, courtesy of MegasXLR, which is written off as a loss by Cartoon Network, so anybody can just use the music, because if they copyright claim it, they'll have to pay a boatload of taxes for writing the entire series off. There we go.


Unknown_05: Oh. Wow, big break in.  I don't think that's how that works Gator has outsmarted the intellectual property laws and defeated Cartoon Network and Toonami Josh I'm like 80% sure that's not how that works it's just the show didn't make any profit and they wrote a little bit triggered here that gives Gator the rights to that IP come on  You're really revoking the one W we were giving him on this whole show?


5:00:34
Unknown_15: Yeah.


Unknown_05: I am. Come on! You can't do that! Alright, whatever. I don't give a shit.


Unknown_15: I've never been on the podcast before. I always love episodes where we've got somebody new, and that's Charles Kahn, the Masked Bastard himself. How are you doing?


Unknown_05: So, does anyone here recognize this?  Listen to this fucking guy.


Unknown_17: The avatar. Isn't that like a meme guy on Twitter that has like 200,000 followers?


Unknown_05: Yes, he does. That's the meme guy on Twitter with 137,000 followers. No way. Meme bastard. Yeah, but his YouTube channel didn't do so well. But here he is in all of his glory and splendor on Anime Boomers podcast. And he's going to try his best to carry this program. But I find his offerings to be incredibly cringe.  But basically what he's going to do is, by God, it's Charles Kong! And he's pissing all over the program! So he comes and he just insults the entire show and says it sucks.


5:01:09
Unknown_24: Oh, really?


Unknown_11: It's one of those days. It's one of those days where we got a lot to do. We got a lot to say. I'm the meme bastard. Mr. Memes. Memes and meme accessories. Boy, I tell you what. Are you trying to sound gay there?


5:01:41
Unknown_32: Are you the Elon Musk?


Unknown_11:  Hello, I am Elon Musk. I have a... Oh my god!


Unknown_05: Josh! Tell me what you're feeling. This is worse than what I saw. Oh, yeah, no. I was in hell. I was in hell, buddy. This is fucking hell as shit. I...  I had to deal with a very long-winded Aspie talk for six hours, but it was just them.


5:02:16
Unknown_17: This is, like, four guys trying to be funny all at once, and it's so much worse.


Unknown_05: And it's fucking abysmal. And I honestly, like, I just couldn't clip lock. Because I'm like, I can't subject people to this, like, for 10, 15. Especially in, like, the casino time dilation Poskey chamber. We would never fucking do that.


Unknown_17: That's an anime reference.


Unknown_05:  yeah it's dragon ball z they go into the time dilation thing so they can train more no it's the uh what is it called i should know this is it the gravity gravity no it's the fucking um what was it hyperbolic time chamber oh there you go there it is every time i speak i am dr meme i am dr grande hello


5:03:06
Unknown_10:  Dr. Grande talks like this. He has that kind of affectation when he speaks.


Unknown_11: The problem with content, and this is a problem I'm going to say for everybody, is there's too much content. I love you guys, but I've probably listened to your show in like 10-minute chunks.


Unknown_32: I've heard a couple of times.


Unknown_11: It's one of those things where it's like... Thanks for telling your show's terrible.


Unknown_32: ...other...


Unknown_11:  Did you guys say manga or manga? Which way do you guys go? This is bad.


5:03:38
Unknown_31: Pronounce manga.


Unknown_11: It's manga, yeah. Uh-huh. Mangoes. Anyway, the manga.


Unknown_31: Mangoes right there. You know, them Japanese, Chinese cartoon mangoes.


Unknown_15: I love me some animu and mangoes.


Unknown_31: Man, I like to call it manga.  This is a barrage on the senses.


Unknown_05: Understand that it was like this for three and a half hours straight.


Unknown_17: It's like being on a bus and then a bunch of kids come in and sit down and they start riffing off each other and you're just stuck listening to this shit for the entire ride.


5:04:18
Unknown_24: The store bus.  That's what we call it down here, down south, man.


Unknown_23: But I don't think you could make Duke Nukem today, and if you did, it would be like a dickless, neutered shadow of its former self.


Unknown_32: Trans Duke Nukem.


Unknown_23: Those alien bastards cut off my dick.  I have a weak spot for tranny bashing, so he got me.


5:04:49
Unknown_05: Josh is the one to be pandered to about this. He's like, yes, yes, those mentally ill people, yes, let's make fun of them more.


Unknown_22:  The film 2K96 in chat went, could you please skip this? This is all.


Unknown_05: This is the show. This is what's left. Welcome to the show.


Unknown_32:  No, no, no.


Unknown_11: Every time he kills somebody, instead of saying, let God sort him out. You can see, like, the surgery scars underneath his chest every time.


Unknown_23: No, it would be something like, he can't have women around anymore. We can't have bikini babes.


5:05:24
Unknown_11: Yeah, they've been killed. Like, he's been chemically castrated now.


Unknown_05: So have they done, because it's all virtual.  So now we're at the point where we're seeing stock analysis on the Anime Boomers podcast where they're reading the charts and telling us how to invest. A guy who works at the Piggly Wiggly for fuck's sake.


Unknown_05:  The Publix? The fucking Publix? Gator serves you your sandwich at the Publix?


5:05:57
Unknown_17: Hey, don't shit talk Publix.


Unknown_05: I knew it would get you. I knew it would get you. Publix is Josh's cultural heritage as a fucking Floridian body. Pub subs are an icon, man.


Unknown_11:  Say, I don't want to be the meme bastard anymore. Could SpookyWeebTrash just step into my shoes, and then she becomes the meme bastard like a Dread Pirate Roberts thing?


Unknown_23: No, but it could do something like if you just wanted to be a character, right? Like, if you're like, you know what, I'm just going to start streaming as like... So now they're talking about VTubing.


5:06:30
Unknown_05: So here we go, it all comes full circle.


Unknown_05: Silly cartoony pirate.


Unknown_11: So what I'm saying is... And I live in like a Saturday morning cartoon world.


Unknown_23: You can do that.


Unknown_11: Yeah, I'm the pirate guy, but then I want to quit.  can spooky then step in my shoes and be the pirate guy josh it's it's you want to explain this idea so like the companies own the characters and then they you know yeah it's so all the for almost all the companies um they actually own the character completely what they do is they they look at what they what they have it's kind of like a proprietary thing so you just kind of guess but i think that what they do is they look at their market and they'd be like


5:07:10
Unknown_17:  Well, we have the opi, and she appeals to these people, and then we have the lowly that appeals to these people. So we need, like, a lowly that appeals to these people to fill in that market gap that we're not serving, that V-Shojo or whatever has, like, V-Shojo doesn't exist anymore, but there's competition for. We need, like...  A tomboy, brown-eyed fox lowly in order to reach that demographic. So then they pay a Malaysian an absurd amount of money to hand-draw that character. And then they do auditions. And then they pick somebody to do the acting for the character. And so if that person leaves, they actually lose everything. They don't just get to break away and keep their character. They actually have to start from scratch, basically. That's nuts! Yeah.  Yeah, there's very few of them. The Independents have their characters, and then V-Shojo was actually special in that they let people come in with a character and leave with their character.


5:07:46
Unknown_05: Basically how, like, if you're a wrestler and you leave WWE, you don't get to be the same character. You have to have, like, a knockoff name at the next place.


Unknown_22: So I'm assuming you would join a...  A company because they help promote you and give you the app or whatever.


5:08:24
Unknown_17: If you go to Twitter, they call them V-tweeters, and this is my favorite slur of the community. If you're a V-tweeter, you're fucking scum. It's basically somebody who wants to be a V-tuber, might have a vague idea of what they want to do, and they say they're going to debut one day.  But they actively pretend on Twitter that they're a VTuber, and they participate in discussions if they are one. So whenever they see somebody who's pretending to be a VTuber that just hasn't debuted yet, they get called a VTweeter. It's the most sharp-tongued slur you can possibly hurl at somebody in this community.  But what was I going to say? There's tons of independents who never go anywhere. They stream to Gator numbers, and they have nothing special, so they're not going to achieve any success. So you would join companies to help make you be something. Have you guys ever played the May audition tape for joining Hololive?  That doesn't exist. I remember that.


5:09:03
Unknown_22: I remember that.


Unknown_17: Oh, you fuckers haven't seen... Oh, my... Okay, give me a second. Oh, yeah, I'm getting this. I'm getting this. So I'm going to give you an example real quick of what a audition tape... Just when I thought I was almost...  No, no, no. You guys have to see what not. Because what they say, like, hololive, big importance. So if you get picked, you're automatically going to get a built-in audience. They're going to handle the merchandising for you. They're going to give you the character. You never have to think about this ever again. They'll take care of a lot of that. Yeah, it's like a marketing team, basically. Exactly. They do a bunch of stuff to make it easy for you. So here's an audition tape.  Hololive was accepting an American performer, and Amanda, before she married, she was still with Digibro when this came out. Andy, you want to throw that up there? I think people would really appreciate it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.


5:10:10
Unknown_05: It's not real. May, may, may. Stop it.


Unknown_22: Look, it's a heart, but it's like an ass with panties on it. What the fuck am I looking at?


Unknown_16:  Oh, get ready.


Unknown_05: Okay. Okay, pause. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. So, first of all, like, you can see why she wasn't hired. The wind is fucking blowing so fucking hard into this shitty fucking mic. What, is this supposed to be, like, some badass, like, dom cop or something? Like, what the fuck are we looking at?


5:10:46
Unknown_05:  What the fuck?


Unknown_22: The officer from Pokemon?


Unknown_17: Oh, oh wait, hold up. No, no, no, hold up. I gave you the wrong video.


Unknown_04: What? Okay. Yeah, hold up. Then what's this, Josh? What is this? No, no, no, no. Yeah, explain. Hold on, hold on. I legit have no fucking idea what I showed you.


5:11:22
Unknown_05: Well, let's watch this then. No, what's going on? I want to find out what's going on.


Unknown_27:  Somebody posted French.


Unknown_05: Yes. Holy shit, dude. Oh, man. Yeah, this is Josh's private stash.


Unknown_05: What the fuck is this?


5:11:54
Unknown_17: Look at this. Content copy, I guess.


Unknown_17:  Yeah. Because this was when she did little videos with Digibro. Before her life source was completely sucked out of her by a pig monster.


Unknown_20: Oh my god.


Unknown_17: There's Digibro.


Unknown_32: This is what you get for being a cringe cunt.


Unknown_05: Okay.


Unknown_24: Alright, I think we got it.


Unknown_05:  Where are the subs? 100 subs and we're going to make Josh watch the whole thing. No, no, no. Open up the real one.


5:12:26
Unknown_22: Don't spoil it. It's an auditory abomination right now.


Unknown_17:  It starts off real strong.


Unknown_27: You gotta make sure you get the whole audition tape. Oh my god.


5:13:04
Unknown_06: Stop.


Unknown_27: Okay, no. Yes.


Unknown_06: No!


Unknown_24:  No! Aim, aim, aim!


Unknown_17: Yeah, Ralph knocked this up, by the way. What the fuck?


Unknown_05: This is Ralph's baby mama. It all adds up, though.


Unknown_27:  Wow. As you can see, I'm a goofy girl.


Unknown_05: I'm a goofy girl. Even VTubers have standards.


5:13:36
Unknown_04: How am I supposed to jack off to this? My penis is so small. It's not going to be bigger. This is no good. You come as difficult now.


Unknown_04:  Oh, fuck. She has been hunted.


Unknown_04: No. Broken branch. Grandfather tried.


Unknown_05: No, like, how does Pansy's daughter live with the shame of this later on in life? You know, like, I guess that's the least of Rosie's concerns.


5:14:14
Unknown_06: Softball!  They found that quick.


Unknown_05: What is this poll? Who the fuck made this? Suffer horse. Demented.


Unknown_24: Who the fuck made this? Ace of Psycho.


Unknown_27: All right. Up on things really fast.  just within this so is she now just the question is she wearing underwear on top of her head yes yes it's pantsu it's it's the striped panties it's an anime meme thing she's wearing it on her head because all the characters if you look at him you'll notice they all have like a quirky headwear type thing so hers was gonna be panties on her head meme right yeah the meme get it get it


5:15:05
Unknown_27:  software to edit these videos. Actually, a video every day for this whole month of May, so please check that out on Pantsuit Party if you want to see more of what I'm like and what kind of things I come up with. I mainly like to focus on anime-related content. I love to analyze anime. I love to talk about otaku culture. I love to talk about anything Japanese. I love gaming. I was super obsessed with Animal Crossing when it came out. I love to


Unknown_05:  He's such a basic bitch. Yeah, Animal Crossing. Oh, she's not talking about that basic bitch rule.


5:15:37
Unknown_04: She's like, Animal Crossing rule?


Unknown_05: Where are the deep cuts? Where's the lolly?


Unknown_05: Like, what the fuck? The executives are like, this bitch is retarded.


Unknown_17:  all the submissions to hollow live for like to become a vtuber that's like a treasure trove talking about internet relics do you get that shit you talk about those like t app leaks that happen that shit that's the real treasure you get those applications for hollow live and you got like a thousand different girls like me trying to be funny and quirky that's that would keep the cringe community going for like another fucking aeon the same sort of treasure that ralph digs for a while  Those aren't available, though, obviously.


5:16:24
Unknown_22: No, obviously not.


Unknown_17: That's a hard drive that's submerged somewhere in a bowl.


Unknown_22: That would be so funny. That would be so funny. One segment. Okay, do you want to move back to the... I just wanted to show you what the application process for Hololive looks like.


Unknown_17: They have to sit down and look at shit like that.


Unknown_23:  Right.


Unknown_17: That's nuts.


Unknown_15: Could happen, but it hasn't happened yet.


Unknown_23: There was an attempt at that at one point, and that crashed and burned.


Unknown_15: It didn't work, because they could tell.


5:16:59
Unknown_23: Yeah, you have to be, it's the person behind the avatar that is the source. Autistic people don't like change.


Unknown_11: No, no, they don't.


Unknown_23: The person behind the avatar is the entertainer that was entertaining them.


Unknown_11: I'm starting to think maybe the whole everybody's autistic. Maybe something changed.  Something in the water.


Unknown_23: It's not just chemicals that make the frogs gay. It's all the fluoride.


Unknown_22: Listen, we listen to a lot of garbage on this show. A lot of garbage.


Unknown_05: I actually got less content per capita, less content per minute than the iDubbbz and Anissa podcast. That's really saying something.


5:17:40
Unknown_11: Activated in people.


Unknown_23:  Well, with VTubing, you can't replace somebody and be the same person because so much of it is live and personality based.


Unknown_22: Even the quartering?


Unknown_23: No.


Unknown_23: A VTuber reincarnates, they call it, becomes a different character. It's the same person.


Unknown_20: There it is.


Unknown_23: Everyone kind of plays along, right? People go to Dokibird's chat and they don't call her Selene.  you play along with the new character.


Unknown_11: It's like Undertaker goes to WCW as the new, different character. He's the soul taker now.


5:18:17
Unknown_23: Yeah, and you treat him like the new character, but you know that he's the Undertaker. There's a reason a lot of people compare it to pro wrestling.  There you go.


Unknown_05: You got called out PPP by me. I've had enough.


Unknown_24: My brain is gone. I'm fucking losing my mind.


Unknown_05: I don't remember the last minute of my life. Holy fuck, man. I lost like a minute. Do we finish it or do we just fucking let it go? 20 seconds.


Unknown_11:  God, I didn't think I'd walk away from it. I thought it'd just be a fun thing. Like, oh, yeah, I'll hop in for a half hour and hang with the gang and talk about how much Kira Toriyama rules. I didn't know we talked about everything. I know. That's the fun of the show is that... The fun. We learned so much. I feel like such an... We learned so much.


5:18:49
Unknown_05:  I'm an anime boomer. Yes, I am. The cringe has fucking reached a whole new level. Someone in chat said that Charles Kahn apparently follows Vito, and he retweets the bluey shirt picture I posted as a meme to promote Vito.  Do we go into the miscellaneous Gator folder? Do we dare go into Josh's notes as well? No, the notes are just... Oh, no, there's extra stuff in your... I know what's in the notes, but just go into 8.5 or 9, sorry. What is it, 8.6? I don't know. It's all fucked up. What do we got here? We got Gator's Pay. Do we go into Gator's Pay or do we just... Something along those lines.


5:19:24
Unknown_15:  Look at how fat he was. So fat. I miss fat Ralph.


5:19:59
Unknown_05: So, but listen, this is Gator actually saying you should bully lollicons, and it's like, what changed, Gator? Like, what happened?


Unknown_04: I don't know.


Unknown_05:  let them know that they're not welcome dude that cody guy that was in my clips the guy that talked most of the time his description for his uh blog says something like destroy lollicons or something and he's sitting there defending sabu and he's just like well i have some issues with her design but it's like what the fuck is wrong with you


5:20:42
Unknown_05:  Oh, fuck. You know what? Let's just go. Let's do here in the miscellaneous folder. Gator singing. Let's go to gator singing.


Unknown_22: Where's that?


Unknown_05: Number three there. This is...


Unknown_22:  There you go, Gators.


Unknown_05: This is Gators' graduation song.


Unknown_22: I'm skinny, no shoulders. I'm pale. My bag's under my eyes. My hair. What the fuck was wrong with me, bro? That's perfect.


5:21:18
Unknown_05: Jared Leto. Alcoholism. It was alcoholism.


Unknown_22: That's what it was.


Unknown_15: Perfect. Perfect. Yeah, chat knows what's about to happen.


Unknown_07: Trust me, I can hear it. Yeah, that's perfect. Go ahead.


Unknown_15:  Chat knows what's about to happen. All right. All right, everybody. Hope you're ready for this one. This is going to be, this is going to be a wild one. The man bun.


Unknown_22: Oh, this is so bad. Oh, this is, I just got a flashback. This is horrible.


Unknown_05: And you just remembered this did happen.


Unknown_07:  Wait, actually, turn it up just a little bit while it's still going. Turn it up a little bit. All right, there you go. Like 20, 30%.


5:21:51
Unknown_04: What a thrill.


Unknown_24: Oh, my God. With darkness and silence.


Unknown_05: 20 subs to skip.


Unknown_05:  I can't. Ralph goes, turn it up. Oh, Ralph goes. Yeah, Ralph said that.


Unknown_04: I thought that was true.


Unknown_05: The sunglasses look fools a lot of people. I think I am him these days.


Unknown_25: I'm melting soon.


5:22:25
Unknown_04:  What a fear in my heart.


Unknown_05: He's cringing. You can watch. He's cringing. Go ahead, John. Do you think he thought this was good when it was happening? He's actually proud of it. He does this performance a lot. He's done a whole cover version of it. A professional cover, I'm pretty sure. He's really proud of his singing of the Snake Eater song. I'm not kidding, John.


Unknown_25:  Make it alive.


Unknown_05: Not for honor. Even Ralph lailed him.


5:23:00
Unknown_22: You know what I'm doing here, by the way? I am playing Bejeweled. Whenever I was on Ralph's show, I always just played Bejeweled. I got like 800 hours.


Unknown_24: Bejeweled?


Unknown_22: Bejeweled 2?


Unknown_15: In my time.


Unknown_24: OP mode, yeah.


Unknown_25: There is no warning.


Unknown_25:  crime Ralph's on his phone he just doesn't give a shit he's texting Andy this is shit texting each other what the fuck do we pull the plug do we pretend the internet crashed out his gator's running OBS so it's over like they're helpless flamenco's just catatonic laughing


5:23:57
Unknown_20:  someday you go through the rain and someday you'll feed on a tree frog i'm typing to someone on discord what is why is this do we go to the super chats guys super chats or what what do you mean


Unknown_05:  Oh, we have super chats that we got to read.


Unknown_22: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.


Unknown_17: Can read them while playing this on loop?


Unknown_05: In the background? Okay, yeah. That's what they deserve. We got Ghost Nappa for $5 just saying if Vitican is adopting the VTuber grift, then it's more than likely pedo shit. Cardinal Gator is petitioning sainthood for Gura.  We got Jeb's Goblina Wife for $10. Question for Andy, feet first or head first? We got Elaine Benet for $5. Sup, gentlemen. Cheers from a Kiwi Farms member since 2015. If you guys ever do an episode on ghost politics, hit me up for intel. Uncle Ted for $10.  Anyone who uses the it's just a drawing logic to justify Lollicon weeb shit should try using it when being grilled by a TSA agent for having blueprints of a pipe bomb. It's just a doodle officer, nothing to see here. We got Aaron's huge cock for 10. Do you think with Gator's incredible knowledge of Star Trek could get him inside our wife or was that even beyond him? Would Nick watch Gator fuck our wife?


5:25:35
Unknown_25:  I give my life not for honor


Unknown_05:  We have PPP Cross Pippa Shipper for $10. I also ship Josh with Virgo Rouge and Warski with DSP. We have Purgatorial Cuisine for $20. A friend spent over 10 years in prison, and he often spoke friendly of a dish they made. In sweet reminisce, he recreated this cultural atrocity. Vamp's dish from last night's show...  We know it as Institution Pizza. Anonymous for Four says, Make Warski show this photo of Gator standing next to Masterson at Knoxville. He's short. Seek a loather for $50.


5:26:11
Unknown_05: You need to know about the pedo whistle VTubers use.  The crying face emoji is not pronounced as, uh-oh, crying face emoji. It's pronounced as, whoa, crying face emoji. Be careful when yelling whoa. We got Asmongold for four. Hi, Poopy and Andy. Thanks for another great show. I've been wanting to share for some people. Google DSPAustralia.  DSP in Australia stands for the disability support pension. Life imitates art and move for five. RIP Hulk Hogan, the goat. So that's it for our super chats tonight. Wow. And we're going to get out of here now.


5:26:44
Unknown_05: We appreciate everybody who tuned in. We'll be back Monday, 8.30 p.m. Eastern. Do you need an outro song by any chance?  Wait, what? No, we're not getting banned with Josh's outro songs, like the Ku Klux. What time this guy hit me with this Ku Klux Klan outro song, and we had to fucking play it. Is it workplace safe, Josh?


5:27:17
Unknown_17: It's Gator's Paradise.  Alright. Gator's Paradise. Alright, let's do it. It's not Stand Up and Be a Man this time. Do you know, by the way, just real quick, that is apparently the reason why Godwinson hated me forever, is that I played Stand Up and Be a Man at the end of it.


5:27:55
Unknown_05: He was pissed. He told me. No, I don't think I told you that, but he told me he was not happy.


Unknown_18: Well, I wasn't told I couldn't play it.


Unknown_05: Well, we're gonna listen. At that point, you're not gonna say no. It's like, whatever, man.  I like the North Korea song.


Unknown_05: We could do the graduation song. Ah, fuck it. Yubbsy shit.


Unknown_17: I haven't listened to this. I don't know if it's bad or not.


Unknown_15: As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize she's- Is this his cover of this? That's just perfect for an Amish like me. You know I shun things like electricity- What is this?


5:28:29
Unknown_17: I thought this would be Weird Al.


Unknown_24: What?  Is there like an entire Dator discography?


Unknown_17: I didn't know what this was. I thought it might be AI or something, or like a parody song by like an A-Log, but no, I guess it's just him singing Gator's Paradise.


Unknown_04:  god wait ralph chickens and jacob plow sweet so he did this for ralph oh my god even ezekiel thinks that my mind i was here i think can i get a vinyl press of the gator it was everywhere i was i was like like you know


5:29:11
Unknown_24:  Tom Hanks and every fucking... I got a fucking piss.


Unknown_05: That's it. All right, guys. Thank you so much, Josh.


Unknown_22: Go check out Josh. Josh, do you want to give him all your links there?


Unknown_17: Sure.


Unknown_16: Matt at the internet.com.


Unknown_17: All the things we steal from you. Or kiwifarms.st, I guess. That's it. Go check him out. You have an awesome show, Josh.


Unknown_05: Thank you, man. Or stay here if you want the same thing told to you by retarded, loud Canadians.


Unknown_22: Yeah, exactly.


Unknown_05:  go all right thanks josh thanks ash all right thanks chat we love you all and easy all right gentlemen that's a fun show okay just saying i'm currently restreaming so uh i just want to i'll wrap up on my end um all right thanks for having me lots of fun all right yeah man for sure peace bro later


5:30:07
Unknown_17:  All right. Let me read the super chats. Uh, thank you guys for watching. Obviously that was fun. Uh, what about as well as it could possibly have gone? I think, I think that's fair to say. All right.


Unknown_17: Uh, just real quick. Uh, red eyes, black dragon for 10. Is this from yesterday? I'll check this. I don't know if this is from yesterday. I don't think this is from yesterday. It wouldn't make any sense. No, that is from yesterday. Did you say this again? A second time?


5:30:38
Unknown_17:  Oh God. Oh, is this all super chats from the day before? Oh shit. Okay. Hold up. Let me find it.


Unknown_18: Oh Lord. Should be at the very bottom.


Unknown_18: I need like a timestamp on these.


Unknown_18:  Okay, there are more. Okay, hold up.


5:31:14
Unknown_17: Okay, these are coming in. So does that mean that these are? Okay, these are real.


Unknown_17: And then the earliest one would be


Unknown_17:  Okay, this is the first one. Okay, I got you. Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for 10, says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor. Without a doubt, I have masturbated to more anime than Gator. I'm not talking about H-Games or Hentai. I'm talking straight up cranking it to the shows like the Family Guy bit. At least hit a double-digit count. Very shameful. I think that you would be shocked and appalled to know the true depths of Gator's depravity, sir. Sneeto for one says, Suffer, Gator. I hope so. 11th Circuit for two says, Oh no, my Oshie. There were many Oshies cast into the pit today.  Uh, about three 50 for one says for, or Oh one four 10 says the clue is people who annoy you in GGR. Well, that's obviously naggers. I don't know what else you'd be thinking of. Thank you. A pancake. No good fiction is made by geeks who solely consume media, quit dreaming and writers have no life and no new experience end up being as creative as our AI recycling old shit with no new ideas. Yeah, that's probably fair. Cause when you create something, uh,  I've said this before, but you can't really be random. You can't just like conjure ideas. So the best writers are people who take real life experiences that nobody else has experienced themselves and they twist it around. If you just take Star Wars and you just make it more Star Wars, it's like, well, it's not really creative.


5:32:16
Unknown_17: Wow. It's Stacey produces Gator is stuck in perpetual adolescence. Hence the obsession with high school and anime. That's what I say. I say for a lot of these people, they're stuck in arrested development.  George Floyd for two says, Gator wearing a hat reminds me of Itaru Hashida from Steins Gate. He literally cosplayed... Oh, my God. I can't believe I even know this. I know Steins Gate. I don't know who this guy is, but I know exactly who you're talking about. Like, I don't know who he is by name, but...  Gator used the Steins Gate character of this really fat guy in a hat for a very long time. And it looked just like him. And I almost am guaranteed that that's what you're talking about. So you're not the first person to think that. Gator actually used that as his avatar for a long time.


5:32:54
Unknown_17: Crocodile for five says, we all know Crocs are superior to Gators. Suffocate it. Whoa, buddy. The Crocodile? Are you the Crocodile?


5:33:26
Unknown_17:  Okay, let's see. I don't have a thing. Let me pull this up.


Unknown_17: And this appears to be a woman who I guess this person believes looks like me. Hold up.


Unknown_18: There we go.


5:34:01
Unknown_18:  uh i decline but thank you um jellyfish 23 for 100 says at jellyfish 23 whoa buddy see i can't do it with the energy that's how that's why i don't make as much super chats as them i get a hundred dollars and i can't even give a a full-throated whoa a buddy shameful chat shameful it is 2 a.m though have mercy on me thank you very much


Unknown_17:  Humble Guardsman for once says, whoa, buddy.


Unknown_17: RedEyesBlackDragon for two says, silver coin update, by the way, I still haven't got mine. Bro, come the fuck on. I hope we did.


Unknown_17: RonMurder for once says, Gator's a faggot who can't handle an actual community or people disagreeing with him. Warsky and PPP are exhausting to listen to, by the way. Any Pizza Day leftovers? I didn't have pizza yesterday. I had chips instead. So that was my junk food Friday day thing.  Yeah, I know their energy level is much different than mine, so we don't have a perfect overlap in audience, it's fair to say. I am pretty chill.  Foxes for five says redo of Hiller mentioned take shot.


5:35:07
Unknown_17: I mentioned a few times. I hope we do. Okay. Sneedo for one says Maddox room. Yeah, I didn't pull this up because it wasn't directly related to Gator. And I knew that would be a six hour stream regardless. So I just, that's, that's definitely it though. Sneedo for five says show them your introduction to VTubers. Oh God, what the fuck could this be?


Unknown_17: Oh man. Oh man.  Dude, I'll play, like, this is infuriating. I don't know if this is the note that I want to go off on, though. I'll play, like, a second of it.


5:35:41
Unknown_00: I want to give you a brief overview.


Unknown_17: I was exposed to the... I don't like, I don't like, I don't like real big woman.


Unknown_00: I just can't. I just can't. I just, I just like, I just like, I just like, you know, cute young girls. Ugh!


Unknown_00:  but i don't like myself for doing for liking oh yeah oh yeah so that was that's the actual like pedo tuber that made me like seriously think about just deleting the fucking b tuber thread right away um snido for one says this is what gator watches and there's a youtube link oh my god bro


5:36:22
Unknown_17:  This is like a $1 thing. Oh, this is the shorts video. I asked for this. Thank you. No, this is the video of the stinky. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Joe Dodarius for five says, I am glad I stayed for four hours of this TBD. Happy to help.


Unknown_16: I'm glad you enjoyed.


Unknown_17: Sneedo for one says, the mean bastard guy follows Vito Lupito. I did mention that on stream. He does follow Vito Lupito. He does have a, he posted Vito on his timeline. No problem. I don't. Very funny.  Nina standing for two says the stream devolving into a six hour long torture session for any PPP is honestly just great. It is nice. It's like the opposite of what happens when you invite people on who know anime and you don't, and they want to talk about anime and like if the food should have balls or not, it's like the opposite of that. It's like taking people who don't know anything about anime and just showing them like the worst, the worst of the worst.  A generic username and password for one says, genuine question. My KF account randomly got true and honest one day, and I have no idea what it did. What causes you to be eligible for that? That is a paid thing. If you got it randomly, it means someone paid $20 and picked you out of a list of people to give it to.


5:36:54
Unknown_17: Koyante for $20 says, if Kiki Pion Pion is into scat, does that mean Ranbot has a chance?


Unknown_17:  I think that when these girls think about if it's I mean, if it's not just playing to her audience, they actually think about pee pee poo poo. They think about like hunky boys or something, or they think about some kind of scenario that's like they don't actually want to be like super mega raped on a bus is my suspicion. It's like a fantasy to them.  Um, or like something genuinely wrong with them. So that's why Gator was lamenting that he's the perfect dad bod that all these, all these hoes should be craving, but they don't actually want him. It's like that. They don't actually want to play in Rand bot shit.


5:37:38
Unknown_17: Uh, and Steno for once says, here's the story of Gator clip to end the stream. Okay. Let's see what this is.


Unknown_17: Then I'll get the archive of this up tomorrow. Cause I'm tired.


Unknown_18:  Sorry, Gator.


5:38:20
Unknown_17: Here we go. This is perfect. I'm freeboarding everything.


Unknown_25: Sorry, Gator. I'm on the way home, bitch. My arrival is fucking imminent. Let's fucking go.


Unknown_17:  One of the best Ralph moments of all time. I still, to this day, occasionally say, my arrival is fucking imminent. It's like an in-joke. If I landed in the airport and I'm texting somebody, I'm like, my arrival is fucking imminent. Let's fucking go.


5:38:51
Unknown_17: Should I do it? I didn't do an intro song. So should I do an outro song? Do I have...


Unknown_17:  Here, I'll play an intro song. I'll play one second of an outro song, okay? No hamsters for this, though.


5:39:30
Unknown_17: There we go. Let's get a good three seconds of this. You ready?


Unknown_16: Okay, that's enough. That's your outro song. You get a discount outro song?


Unknown_18:  all right see you guys on oh if you listen to this you're a true and honest mega fan you ready kurt metzger at 2 p.m i have to update people let them know 2 p.m on monday on this channel i don't have a link for it yet but i'll let everybody know so i'll see you on monday if you want to be there um i don't have honestly no idea what to expect and if not i will see you on friday thank you for watching take it easy have a great night bye