0:01:01
Unknown_17:  Skibbity, Skibbity, Skibbity, Skibbity, Skibbity, Skibbity, Skibbity, Skibbity, Skibbity, Skibbity, Skibbity, Skibbity, Skibbity, Skibbity, Skibbity, Skibbity, Skibbity, Skibbity, Skibbity, Skibbity,


Unknown_03:  Trump, Trump, Trump is using Hitler's language Trump, Trump, Trump is using Hitler's language


0:02:13
Unknown_33:  Truly sad shit. So let me give you a warning. I'm late because I've decided... Actually, I did an entire intro to my stream. This is my second take doing this.


Unknown_33: Because I started my stream, and for whatever reason, it just didn't go through. I am broadcasting through Arch from Windows. So I have a VM machine inside of Arch. So I have all the technical issues of Arch Linux and all the technical issues of Windows rolled up into one.  uh because i'm trying to accomplish various things um one of which is that i now have my entire stream set up in one monitor so i have like the obs i have the chat and i have the um the uh actual content i'm displaying going at one so i have like a proper a proper setup right now i feel like


0:03:00
Unknown_33:  I don't even want to make this reference, but I already started it.


Unknown_33: In the anime lane, which to be clear, I despise this fucking show, but I watched it in full in one sitting because it was like a big spicy meme on the Mastodon Fediverse thing. And there's like a thing where she just keeps buying fucking computers and plugging it into shit in her room. And that's basically what I'm doing at this point in time. I'm just plugging random fucking computers into the wall.  Eventually, my room's going to flood, and I'm going to have to listen to the sounds of electrical wires buzzing for the next eight hours.


0:03:37
Unknown_33: Let's see.


Unknown_33: No, I don't want to love Lane. I don't want to. I've seen what happened to people who love Lane, and they are trannies, and they're obsessed with a girl in a bear costume.


Unknown_33: You've never seen Lane? Well, guess what? Don't see it. It's bad.  The best thing about Lane is the intro music, which is like a British... I don't even know what to call it. It's like a 90s, very 90s music. It's called Duvet by Boa. Just listen to Duvet by Boa. And if you really want to crank up the ambiance...  Listen to DeVay by Boa in a dark room surrounded by computers. And if you want to go all the way, add in an ambiance soundscape player of electrical wires buzzing continuously, and you've basically seen the show. There's nothing else to add to this.


0:04:10
Unknown_33: All right.


Unknown_33:  Let's see. So first off, I don't usually do AI slop for my intro-outro songs. I try to share real music with people because I enjoy doing it. And I've gone to great lengths to preserve my right to share music with people. By the way, shout out to the guy that donated 20 subs at the start of the stream. It doesn't show properly on my layout, but I saw you. You are a witness, my dude. Thank you very much.


0:04:47
Unknown_33: The... What was I saying?  Oh, AI. So I go to great lengths to share music, but I feel like it would be, chat, it would just be extremely overdone of me and really quite annoying if I just showed this on stream instead as the intro. Skibbity Biden.


Unknown_35:  Just tasteless. Crass.


Unknown_33: Annoying and tasteless shit.  It's really a shock that they canceled the show and that Biden didn't win the election.


0:05:32
Unknown_33: One of my favorite pastimes as of late is that I will take things that Bossman Jack says and I will plug them into Suno AI and then I'll be like, make this into Screamo. You actually get really decent songs like  All right, here it is, guys. Last depot, last hundred. And then I lost it.


Unknown_33: It brings me mirth. I'm easily entertained. So I said, okay, let's take the Skivity Toilet song and make it a sad indie music. I bet you that would come out okay.  I like AI at its most when it is an assistant to creative expression and not a conjurer of creativity in and of itself that's what it doesn't tend to do very well um


0:06:07
Unknown_33:  All right, let's get into it. I think we're going to need a news ham. This is going to be a very, very long stream. I feel like we're talking at least four hours. I know one segment in particular is going to take at least an hour. And as it turns out, I forgot the news hamster when I was resetting up OBS. So this stream will come to a grinding halt until I find it.  I have gotten the network-attached storage device working, which means I can access all my hamsters. I have such a wide variety of hamsters. I can go to... I have so many hamsters, chat.


0:06:38
Unknown_16: It's actually really crazy how many fucking hamsters I have.


Unknown_33: Improved blink.  In case you're wondering, the default hamster that I use with basically everything or every stream is just called Improved Blink. So if you want to know his actual name, his canonical name, you're looking at the Improved Blink hamster.


0:07:13
Unknown_33: All right.


Unknown_33: So let's get Biden off the screen. Let's talk about something. This was heavily. This was the most requested news story that I cover.  On the mainland of New Zealand, in the island of Aotearoa, which is a Maori name, I guess, the spotted kiwi has been discovered in the wild. Now, if you don't know, there are several varieties of kiwi, and the most endangered of which, including the brown spotted kiwi, exists only on a couple islands around the mainland of New Zealand.  and that is because they are hunted they are the kiwi despite having no defense mechanisms and no way to actually defend itself in any way shape or form was the apex predator of new zealand because it had no predators bigger than it so just being a fat flightless bird with a really long beak that could smell worms that's all it took to be the apex predator of new zealand for a very long time then settlers arrived and they brought over cats and as it turns out cats are  are apex predators everywhere, including in very hostile environments. So cats are extremely, extremely OP in the tier zoo listing. They are a dominant species on the planet, and they are dominant over the kiwis. So when they brought cats over, it effectively decimated the populations of the birds. And rats, too, because rats don't actually attack kiwis, but they do eat their eggs, and the kiwis lack any means to defend their...  Their nests. So New Zealand has literally just been massacring rats and cats continuously to defend the Kiwi population. They're ruthless about this shit. They will cordon off an area. They will massacre every single rat and every single cat they find. I don't even think you can have cats as pets in New Zealand anymore because it's like or if you do, you have to you have to neuter it because they're so destructive to the local ecosystem.  However, their conservation efforts have not been in vain, and the spotted brown kiwi, which was thought to be extinct in mainland New Zealand, has somehow made a triumphant return. So that is your positive kiwi news. As I said, the most requested thing that I talk about. So I didn't really have any actual gumption to read this, but you know what I thought? I got to give the audience what they want sometimes, because most of the time I'm just torturing them. Speaking of the triumphant return, by the way, I have conducted maintenance on the kiwi farms.


0:09:10
Unknown_33:  And now the site loads much, much, much faster, including the attachments.  I'm quite proud of that. I will continue to monitor performance. There are weird issues. I don't even know how I've managed to get the server in such a position where I get the issues that I do, but I'm having to do a deep dive into the kernel-level TCP settings to try and figure out why HTTP2 is hanging for 30 seconds at a time. I really have no idea. I think I figured it out this time, but I fucked something up bad somewhere, and it has been causing issues, but now the site just looks nice and snappy, so...  This was sponsored by the Gibson Go Money. I bought a new array of MBME SSDs, the best of the best.  And I'm upgrading our network connection to a 10 gigabit per second line, which will significantly enhance our ability to distribute static content. I've noticed over time that the demands on static content are higher continuously. People just tend to want to upload in 1080p. The 1080p files are bigger.  And more and more content in this video, as opposed to before it was mostly like screenshots of Facebook posts and stuff. Nowadays, all the big locales tend to stream and there's more and more video content coming out. So just a weird thing that I've noticed that the times have indeed changed. The interests of the people have changed and the medium that they consume is more bandwidth and resource intensive than before. So...  On top of the MySQL database being on its own raid, on top of the new efforts to increase our bandwidth, which we already would have had set up, but...


0:11:12
Unknown_33:  I picked an Intel network card and apparently Intel network cards refuse to work by default with any fiber optic adapters that aren't also Intel. So you have to like manually rebuild a module to work without Intel optics, which is just absurd. Um, that is fucking gay as shit.


0:11:46
Unknown_33: Um, also the moving the database off of where it was before to the new discrete, not only is the discrete faster, that's one, um,  But the existing disk array that served static content, that's now freed up with resources. So there's no longer an IO bottleneck when distributing files. So the files will load faster, basically. So yeah, very nice. I'm pleased with the progress of things. I'm continuing to monitor. I'm just trying to get it as fast as possible, and then I'll do some other stuff to make it slower again to get it working the way I want it to. But for now, I'm just optimizing stuff. I've been doing a lot of work recently, is what I'm trying to say.


0:12:24
Unknown_33:  Next, a little update on the Stop Killing Games thing. The Romanian vice president of the European Union. Apparently, each country has its own vice president to the president of the EC. The Romanian one formally praised the...


Unknown_33:  The Stop Killing Games initiative, and it has been mentioned at the European Commission press conference. So it looks like the European Union, regardless of the outcome of the petition, if it falls just under a million after they remove signatures, I think that they're already preparing to handle the initiative as if it has passed. So that's a good sign for our boy Ross. The vile enemy, Moldavia's fig tree, has been properly slewn.  And, you know, just to touch on him, there's not much to say, but on him, but it's like, he's still in the defensive. He's still, I didn't do anything wrong. He's still blaming people and saying like, there's a hate mob after him and it's just not fair. And he's like crying about being swatted and shit. And I'm like, bro,  This is 1.3 million Europeans. If you are so much of a faggot that 1.3 million Europeans are like, well, this guy, he sucks a dick. It's like, you're really obnoxious.


0:13:33
Unknown_33: When the Germans are like, oh my God, this guy can't take a fucking joke. This guy has no sense of humor at all.  He really fucked up. He really crossed the fucking line, buddy.


Unknown_33: You have the Dutch on their bicycles riding around thinking, like, God, this guy is gay as shit. This guy is pretentious.


Unknown_33: All right.  I don't know. It's still funny to me. I hope that it passes.


Unknown_33: He hasn't said much. He's been sulking on fucking Discord about how people are being overly... Apparently now, because he's a programmer, he's become a programmer. He has all these YouTube channels that need content. They're just doing code reviews of what code he's published. They're calling him YandereDev.  They're calling him worse than YandereDev, because I think YandereDev, I haven't spoken about, I used to cover him a lot on these streams, but I think in the past, he's actually started doing progress on his fucking game. So they're saying that he's worse than YandereDev, because at least YandereDev is making progress on the simulator game, while he's not making any progress. So he's really getting fucking roasted.


0:14:16
Unknown_33:  He needs to consume that cum chalice. If he consumes the cum chalice, he'll get the strength he needs to finish his Undertale reboot, or whatever the fuck it is.


0:14:50
Unknown_33: Yeah, DariDev apparently has been working on his game, and that's why there's not many people A-logging him as much, because apparently he's actually making progress. So, I don't know. Good for him, I guess.


Unknown_33:  Yeah, Yandere Dev was a long time ago. I used to cover Yandere Dev semi-regularly before 2020. I think it was before COVID, which is shocking. It really doesn't feel like I stream or have streamed as long as I have. But apparently I've been doing this for like six years now, which is like a gut-wrenching feeling. I can't even believe it. Honestly, it feels so... Maybe it's just because I keep fucking everything up and I have to keep reinstalling OBS, but it really feels like...  I only recently started doing this, which I guess is a good sign. It doesn't feel like it's old. I kind of like it. I like I like really long showers because when I am in a shower, I it's like the only time I can really decompress and start thinking about stuff. And it's like I start processing all the thoughts that I have lingering around in my head. Well, I don't have anything else to do besides like wash my hair and shit.  and i guess a stream is kind of like that it's like a decompression it's like rubber ducking you know when you do programming and you're stuck you can talk to a rubber duck and try to figure things out i can talk to chat and be like hey chat what do you think about this and then i know what to think because i've gained a sense of security through consensus which is the best way to form opinions so it is like a sense of decompression i guess


0:15:59
Unknown_33:  Sucks to be a Chromium chud, Chromium sister, because Google Chrome is officially planning to phase out the Manifest V2 API for its extensions. So if you have a modern, up-to-date version of Chrome, base Chrome, you'll not be able to install certain versions of certain plugins. Most notably impacted will be ad blockers.  I don't remember the precise technical explanation as to why ad blockers will stop functioning as well as they have in the past. I believe that the explanation was that, and don't quote me on this, this is just what I remember. I believe that what they were saying is that Google was prioritizing security and to make things extra secure.  Add-ons could no longer prevent certain communications from being made. So in the past, ad blockers would realize, oh, you're sending a connection request to Google Analytics. Let's just block that right away. The request is never made. There's no analytics or siphoning of your data. Everybody's happy, right? Well, to be extra careful,  secure the new web manifest can't do that so you're going to make the request load the data and then the add-on has the ability to prevent that data from from being loaded into the page so they might not show you ads still but they're going to be loading the ads into the browser if i remember correctly at all that was what the conundrum was with the move from manifest v2 to manifest v3  And the ad blockers consistently maintained that this was a deliberate effort on behalf of Google not to maintain security, but to block ad blockers effectively.  So they can continue to harvest your data.


0:17:36
Unknown_33: So that's my memory of it. You know how my memory is. But what's not up for my poor interpretation of historical records is that for sure the ad blockers are unhappy about this change. If you are on base Chrome, you have a bunch of different options right now, but...  Unfortunately, the browser market is in a really, really shabby state. We used to have Opera. We used to have Internet Explorer. We used to have Firefox and then Chrome and then Safari, and they all kind of ran different engines. Nowadays, you don't have a choice. You have Firefox or you have Chrome. I think Opera uses Chrome. I think Internet Explorer these days or Edge, I think, uses Chrome.  So basically all browsers, Safari is a Chrome base nowadays, I think. So the only option you really have is forks of Chrome or switching over to Firefox.


0:19:12
Unknown_33: So for...


Unknown_33:  Most people who are happy with Chrome and just want to switch, you can switch to Brave. That's an option. If you don't like Brave because of its cryptocurrency stuff, I think the other popular one is Iridium, which is developed by a German privacy group.


Unknown_33:  And the Germans really like privacy stuff. They make a lot of privacy tools that are actually really good.


Unknown_33: I'm not sure. If you're in chat and you use a fork of Chrome, that's going to keep WebManifest posted in chat. But I'm pretty sure Brave and Iridium are the main contenders.  Brave in particular because they have a financial incentive to continue blocking ads. It's basically their product.


0:19:47
Unknown_33: The issue with Firefox is that Firefox is heavily supported by Google financially.  But, and the actual corporation, the Mozilla Foundation, is extraordinarily gay. If you've been reading news headlines about that Meredith woman who is involved, is this current CEO of PBS, she was a former executive of Wikimedia, she's a current board member, board of directors for the Mozilla Foundation, and she's a customer of Liz Fong Jones and Tall Poppy.  So you're talking, Oh, and she's on the signal foundation. So that Meredith woman, Catherine, I'm sorry, not Meredith, Catherine Mara, uh, Catherine Mara is the, one of the worst women alive on the face of the fucking planet. She, her tentacles are in basically every worthwhile thing. And she is siphoning them like spinal tapping them for everything that they're worth. Um, so that's Catherine Mara, not Meredith. Sorry.


0:20:32
Unknown_33:  so mozilla is in a bad shape but there is a uh browser called libra wolf and libra wolf is also like a troon privacy fork but it's what i use so to give you an idea um i can't even remember why i got sick of brave there was like performance issues or something it was oh i remember what it was on arch uh brave would consume so much memory i have a 64 gigabit or gigabyte um  uh ram ddr5 ram on my computer and brave would use so much memory it would um on 164 gigabytes so i'm like this is ridiculous this is obscene you have no respect for my my computer or my resources if you're somehow finding  If it's even possible for you to find a way to consume 64 gigabytes of RAM as a web browser that existed in the 1990s, you're doing something wrong. So that finally forced me to switch over to LibreWolf, which is what I use. I use Brave on my phone still, but I use LibreWolf.


0:21:22
Unknown_16: That's it for computer talk.


Unknown_33:  There's Molvad, but Molvad is effectively just a fork of the Tor browser, and it's so privacy conscious that it will prevent an ordinary user from using almost any website without fine-tuning. So if you're a computer lad and you value privacy more than your time, you can use the Molvad browser. But if you're not a computer lad, don't. Use LibreWolf. And even that's a little bit over-restrictive, to be honest with you.


0:22:18
Unknown_33: All right.


Unknown_33: The...


Unknown_33:  Big story consuming social media at the moment is the Epstein files.


Unknown_33: If you don't remember, last year, Donald Trump said that one of his first orders of business would be to release the Epstein files and find out what's going on behind all that pedophile crook shenaniganery. He gets into office. He puts a lady called Pam Bondi, I believe is head of the Department of Justice.  And she decides that she will release the Epstein files. Dun, dun, dun. And she does. She releases a bunch of physical binders to a handful of social media influencers that nobody gives a fuck about.  And as it turns out, the files that Pam Bondi gives these influencers, which number one was the slap in the face, because I think that what Trump was trying to accomplish was winning over the podcaster bros, that the podcaster bros would be like, he's releasing the Epstein files. We're so pleased. He's doing such a good job. That's my president, MAGA.  Now we can bomb Iran because we got the Epstein files, like that kind of thing. But what Pam Bondi and Trump didn't realize is that by doing that, they necessarily excluded like a bunch of people. So all of the big social media influencers that didn't have a squeaky clean personality that they wanted to associate with,  got left out, and they felt left out and deliberately ignored in favor of all these fucking stooges that nobody's ever heard of. And then it turns out that the files that Pam Bonney gave them were the same files that had already been released, but even more redacted than they had already been released, causing many people to flip on Trump. But then...


0:24:12
Unknown_33:  I think it was Kash Patel and then Dan Bongino and the FBI. They came out and they said that there were no Epstein files and he killed himself, which caused a riot, basically. And then after getting bullied in a bunch, Trump posted this. And when I say this, I'm not trying to be hyperbolic. I'm not trying to be super critical of Trump in general.  But I mean this dead serious. This post on Truth Social by Donald Trump, the President of the United States, is literally indistinguishable from how Chris Chan writes. This is identical in every way to how Christian Weston Chandler makes Facebook posts. So it's a crazy time that we live in, is what I'm trying to say. So this is Trump, okay?  What's going on with my boys? And in some cases, gals, like right off the bat, the word gal immediate, like the, the weird, the weird punctuation and the word gal, like gal pal. I'm like, Oh my God, Chris Chan wrote this fucking post.


0:24:48
Unknown_33:  They're all going after Attorney General Pam Bondi, who's doing a fantastic job. We are on one team, MAGA, and I don't like what's happening. We have a perfect administration. The talk of the world and selfish people are trying to hurt it all over a guy who never dies, Jeffrey Epstein. For years, it's Epstein over and over again. Why are we giving publicity to files written by Obama, Crooked Hillary,  Comey Brennan and the losers and criminals of the Biden administration who conned the world with the Russia Russia Russia hoax 51 intelligence agents the laptop from hell and more they created the Epstein files just like they created the fake Hillary Clinton Christopher Steele dossier that they used on me and now my so-called friends are playing right into their hands why didn't these radical left lunatics release the Epstein files if there was anything in there that could have hurt the MAGA movement  Why didn't they use it? They haven't even given up on the John F. Kennedy or Martin Luther King Jr. files. No matter how much success we have had securing the border, deporting criminals, fixing the economy, energy dominance, a safer world where Iran will not have nuclear weapons. Oh yeah, that was a big one. Everyone loved that. It's not enough for some people. We are about to achieve more in six months than any other administration has achieved in over 100 years, and we have so much more to do. We are saving our country and making America great again, which will continue to be our complete priority.  The left is imploding. Kash Patel and the FBI must be focused on investigating voter fraud, political corruption, Act Blue, the rigged and stolen elections of 2020, and arresting thugs and criminals instead of spending months after months looking at nothing but the same old radical left-inspired documents on Jeffrey Epstein. Let Pam Bondi do her job. She's great. The 2020 election was rigged and stolen, and they're trying to do the same thing in 2024. That's what she is looking into as AG and much more.  Chris would also literally sign his post with, Thank you for your attention to this matter. Like...  I honestly can't describe it. It's so one-to-one that it makes a fucking knot in my stomach. And I know that might just be me, but it's like, yeah, Chris could have written this. If Chris was role-playing Trump, if there was a Christian Chandler AI, LLM, that you fed nothing but Christian shit, and you said, okay, pretend to be Trump and write a post about Jeffrey Epstein, this is what it would come up with.


0:27:32
Unknown_33:  So he continues because the outrage did not cease and people crawled more up his ass. He says the radical left Democrats have hit pay dirt again, just like with the fake and fully discredited Steele dossier, the lying 51 intelligence agents, the laptop from hell. This is not the same post, by the way. This is a different post. He's just repeating himself.  Um, which the Democrats swore had come from Russia. No, it had came from hunting Hunter Biden's bathroom. And even the Russia, Russia, Russia scam itself, a totally fake and made up story used to hide crooked Hillary Clinton's big loss on 2016 presidential election. These scams and hoaxes are all the Democrats are good at. It's all they have.  They are no good at governing, no good at policy, and no good at picking winning candidates. Also, unlike Republicans, they stick together like glue. Their new scam is what we will forever call the Jeffrey Epstein hoax, and my past supporters have brought in this bullshit hook, line, and sinker. They haven't learned their lesson, and probably never will, even after being conned by the lunatic left for eight long years. I've had more success in six months.  um then perhaps any president in our country's history and all these people want to talk about with strong prodding by the fake news and successful starved dems is the jeffrey epstein hoax let these weaklings continue forward and do the democrats work don't even think about taking off our incredible and unprecedented success because i don't want to make their support anymore or i don't want their support anymore so he's basically saying if you guys don't agree to ignore the jeffrey epstein thing i don't want your support that's a brave gambit for an elected politician  Thank you for your attention to this matter. Make America great again. This caused the Wall Street Journal to seize on the disarray on the MAGA and say that Jeffrey Epstein's friend sent him baldy letters for his 50th birthday album. One was from Donald Trump. In particular, apparently, it said this.


0:29:17
Unknown_33: Donald...


Unknown_33:  There was like a call or something, or it's inside the... Typewritten note stylized as an imaginary conversation between Trump and Epstein, written in the third person. Voice over, there must be more to life than having everything, the note began. Donald, yes, there is, but I won't tell you what it is. Jeffrey, nor will I, since I also know what it is. Donald, we have certain things in common, Jeffrey. Jeffrey, yes, we do. Come to think of it.  Donald, enigmas never age. Have you noticed that? Jeffrey, as a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you. Trump, a pal is a wonderful thing. Happy birthday. May every day be another wonderful secret. Which sounds fucking fake as shit. I'm going to be real with you. I don't believe this happened, but it definitely sparked some intelligent conversation regarding Jeffrey Epstein and Trump.


0:30:22
Unknown_33: And then finally, just in the last couple...  Last day, Trump posted this to Truth Social. So, supposedly, the grand jury indictment logs are coming in.


Unknown_33: But, you know...  Here's the thing. I think that people should continue to press on the issue and keep bringing up Jeffrey Epstein. But I'll tell you what, Donald. I'll tell you what would make all those ungrateful maggots look the other way, Donald.


0:31:00
Unknown_33: One million deportations. Because listen up, chat. Listen up, chat.  In this world, you're either getting fucked or you're fucking. And Donald Trump, he just wants a little bit of a pound of flesh, okay? Just a pound of flesh. And I don't know if I can forget the Jeffrey Epstein files. I probably can't.  But I can look the other way for one million deportations a month.


0:31:37
Unknown_23: I'll look the other way, chat. Because guess what? It's either them or us. It's either them or us. And you can't say you don't care about the kids. Because I do care about the kids. Just not theirs, chat. I care about our kids.


Unknown_23: Epicurus came up with this, chat. He said it's the...  It's the theory of the lesser harm.


Unknown_23: Now, you can either let Donald Trump fuck a few kids, or you can let a million immigrants fuck your kids, Chet.


0:32:19
Unknown_32: You just have to embrace the theory of harm reduction, Chet.


Unknown_33:  139,000? I don't think so. I think he says more than that, right?


Unknown_33: Don't get mad at me. Get mad at Epicurus. Three men. Think about it this way, Chad.


Unknown_33: Three men come to your house and they want to kill you and steal your house.  Well, is that house worth the lives of three men? Is your life worth more than three men, chat? If we're doing harm reduction here, how does it make sense to defend yourself, chat? And the answer is that if they kill you and steal your house, they will kill other people and steal their shit too, using your house and your goods, chat. That's why you just cut this off at the heel, okay?  So you gotta let Donald Trump diddle his way through the masses. But, but, in the name of harm reduction, we need one million deportations a month. So until we get that, people need to continue to bully him on Twitter until he says, okay, look, we have to make a distraction here. We have to make a distraction here to get people off this Jeffrey Epstein shit. It means we gotta deport everybody.  Miller, I'm going to give you whatever you need to deport everybody.


0:33:34
Unknown_33: We can't, actually. What if I told you we can deport illegals and woodchipper the pedophiles? We can't. We literally can't. I don't know if you've been paying attention, but we literally can't. They run everything. You just have to pick. It's like with Steve Miller. He's Jewish. Well, guess what? He wants to deport the illegal immigrants. So I support that Jew more than you can fucking imagine, okay?


0:34:16
Unknown_33: This is the...


Unknown_33:  You just got to deal with it. You got to pick your side. You got to pick your side, champ. Because guess what?


Unknown_33: Like I said, you got to look into the rape of Nanjing. You got to look at what the Indians do every day. And you got to realize, if you don't let Diddler Donald have his way, then that will just be your neighbor, champ.


Unknown_16: All right.


Unknown_33:  Now that we've had an invigorating discussion about moral relativism chat, here we go. Um...


0:34:53
Unknown_33:  Oh, this guy. Okay, so this guy, Michael Moan, he decapitated his father. Sorry, Justin Moan decapitated his father, Michael Moan.


Unknown_33: He was the one that posted pictures of his head wrapped in cling foil. And he said he was sentenced to life imprisonment.


Unknown_32: Where's the sentence at?


Unknown_33:  He said, I don't feel guilty for what I did, but I am sorry my family went through what they did because of the federal government's actions and my reaction to it. That's a pretty base response, I guess. You decapitate your father for being a fed. What did he get as a sentencing?


0:35:29
Unknown_33: It's not saying that post. Life in prison without possibility for all. Here's a little user experience consideration for you, Chet. I'm looking at this, and I'm looking for sentencing. My eyes...  just gloss over links. I don't know if it's because I'm retarded, or if this is like a normal human thing, but I'm looking in the white for the word sentence, and my eye just completely avoids the green. I'm not sure why this is. I don't know what phenomena this is, but I experience this all the time.


0:36:02
Unknown_16: Okay. So that guy, that decapitated his father, it's over, basically.


Unknown_33: Life in prison.


Unknown_33:  Cloud Flare has started receiving orders from... By the way, this article came from Torrent Freak, which is written by a guy called Ernesto. And Ernesto is one of the only people that wrote an article about dropped Kiwi farms that was not immediately anti-dropped Kiwi farms. So I figured I'd shut him out. Cloud Flare has started blocking British people.  So the UK is clamping down on piracy, and it's ordering ISPs to censor certain websites. So now any website that the UK does not want access by British people, they're sending a letter to Cloudflare. And if you're on Cloudflare and you try to access one of these websites, you're going to get a page that says, sorry, you're British, basically. Error 451, you're British.


0:36:36
Unknown_33: Sucks to be you.


Unknown_33:  So I guess it sucks to be England, basically. As I predicted, the UK will have to be cut out of the big uppercase I internet. And they will get their own little I case internet that speaks Arabic or some shit. I don't fucking know.


0:37:10
Unknown_33:  All in the name of protecting the rights of the rights holders. We have to make sure that movies and music belong to a faceless, nameless corporation that sits on the IP and does nothing but collect residuals and doesn't let anybody else use it for 100 plus years because we're fucking insane. And obviously that's what is fair use of, especially culturally significant films and music, is that a nameless, faceless shareholder gets to decide what to do with them for a century. That's fair. That's basically, that makes sense.


0:37:52
Unknown_33:  And this is the really fun one. Steam has updated its rules and has taken down a variety of games, including... Here's the list. This is a great list. Okay.


Unknown_33: Incest Tales Sister and Mom. Sex Village. Incest Tales Webcam Daughter. Slave of the Police Officer.  Interactive Sex Incest Twins Episode 3, Incest Daughters BDSM Episode 1, Incest Daughters BDSM Episode 2, Interactive Sex Incest Twins Episode 4, Interactive Sex Futanari Incest Episode 4, Interactive Sex Futanari Incest BDSM, Interactive Sex Incest Daughters Episode 2, Interactive Sex Incest Twins Episode 1,  Interactive Sex Futanari Incest, Episode 1. Sex Adventures Incest Family, Episode 9? Either 9 or 0. Interactive Sex Daddy Twins Incest. Interactive Sex Daddy Twins Incest BDSM. Interactive Sex Incest Daughters, Episode 4. Futanari Incest, Episode 2. Twin Sisters Incest BDSM. Incest Daughters, Episode 1.  queen prince incest and the redemption of lee way so um effectively what has come down i think they even had a little notice about it they uh put up a note saying uh content that may violate the rules and standards set forth by steam's payment processors and related card networks and banks or internet network providers in particular certain kinds of adult only content  So this is basically what the Kiwi Farms, except for the payment processors, is that we had to censor certain things just to stay on the internet because Liz Fong Jones was like hammering away at them. And then the credit card processors, if you want to stay monetized as a game selling platform, I guess you got to play ball. Now the question is,  And this was posed to me. Because I truly believe in the complot theory that there is a group of people, you may prescribe whatever nouns that you wish to this complot, that desires to break down the fabric of society by inundating us with pornography.


0:39:37
Unknown_33: So...  The financial institutions I consider to be an integral part of the complot to censor dissonance, right? So why is it that the complot is both promoting pornography and also demonetizing pornography like incest twins?


0:40:22
Unknown_33: And this is the best theory that I can come up with.  I once talked to a neo-Nazi in Ukraine over fruity drinks. And his theory about why the complot... Sorry, I almost said something else. The complot would both simultaneously promote pornography and then also demonetize pornography is that the complot desires to have as many white women in pornography as possible, but they want to keep the pornography to themselves because they enjoy it. And they don't want the majority of people...  the coys, they don't want them to have access to this good thing that they have. I disagree with that analysis, okay? I believe that...  The credit card processors literally know the law of the United States of America better than any other organization, including the United States federal government. And what they are enforcing is the literal letter of the law. I am sure, I know for a fact that this exists for Lollicon, but I am sure that there are certain obscenity laws that still exist on the books that prohibit the interstate commerce law.  of specific kinds of obscene sexual imagery, of which I would guess, based on looking at this list, would include rape and incest, and also perhaps...


0:41:38
Unknown_33:  Lolicon itself, if the characters look particularly young, which I did not do any research in to see if that would be the case, but if I had to guess, I'm sure at least a couple of them have really, really young-looking characters. So I feel like the payment processors are simply enforcing the law to the best of their ability, which you might say, well, that sounds reasonable, except...  So banks and financial institutions were under no obligation to enforce the law until 9-11.


Unknown_33: After the Patriot Act passed, Title III of the Patriot Act effectively, in the words of Ron Paul, deputized the banks and financial institutions to act as a branch of law enforcement because if they were to do anything that accommodated illegal activity, they could potentially be criminally liable for it.  So the payment networks, in order to become a card network like American Express or Visa or Discover, you have to pay up front $80 million just to get licensed in every state to process a transaction on a credit card. And that's not including any of the investment money. That's not including the bank. That's not including what it takes to actually get your network processing payments in such a way that you are a financially solvent entity.  So these companies, these four companies, are effectively a de facto monopoly. And they have a monopoly charter from the U.S. federal government to handle almost like, what is it, like 80% of all commerce?


0:43:18
Unknown_33: I think it's like 98% of all internet commerce.


Unknown_33: Which, in case you're wondering, for Stripe alone...  Which is not even a payment network, but rather a payment processor that does business with the four networks. Stripe alone, in 2024, processed $1.2 trillion. Actually, I think it's even more than that. I think it was $12 trillion. It was like an absurd fucking number that amounted to like 1.2% of the entire world's GDP. And that's just Stripe. So...  The amount of money, the amount of power and control, and most importantly, the amount of information they harvest.  Because these credit card processors, they don't just handle your money and scrape you. When you use a credit card, you're being scraped like a cheese grater. That cheese grater is running across your wallet, slicing off pieces of your money every time you use it. It's like 3% plus 20 cents per transaction. So if you spend $100, you're not giving that merchant or that craftsman or whatever, that service worker $100. You're giving them...  $97 or $96. And that leftover goes directly into the pockets of a banker who wants you dead and your kids raped and brainwashed and they think it's funny. Every single time you swipe a card, that's what's happening. So they have it real fucking good. These companies have it real fucking good and they want to keep it that way. They have a good thing and they don't want it fucked up.  So they have a compliance department that knows every single law that's ever been passed like the back of its hand. And they rigorously enforce the law so that there never comes a day where Congress is like, grr, these financial services aren't doing enough to keep incest pornography out of the hands of children. Like that will never happen. And it's much harder to get people upset about Nazis being deplatformed or debanked or weird, obscure pornography being deplatformed or debanked.  or faraway Japanese lollicon versions of Patreon being deplatformed and debanked. The number of people upset about that is just this corner of the internet. The number of people who would care if they walked in and found out that their kids had bought daddy incest twin BDSM rape village number nine using their mommy's visa card is much, much, much, much bigger, much higher, and much more politically active.  That's my theory. So the first step to resolving this is to make it so that the credit card systems have absolutely no obligation, and in fact are prohibited from enforcing any kind of judgment on a transaction unless they actively believe that there is some kind of imminent risk that they must block, and then there must be an appeals process to prove that this is not illegal content or whatever, that you can restore that service if they're wrong.


0:45:48
Unknown_33: So...


Unknown_33:  That's never going to happen. I made a post on Twitter and I said, look, if anyone has a big audience and they want to talk about this shit, I'm open to it.  And I actually got a little bit of interest, not like a direct offer. I think I'm being investigated by a really, really, really, really, really big YouTuber to make the determination if I am okay to talk to. If I'm able to have a conversation on stream without flipping over the table and talking about Jews. I think I'm being reviewed by somebody at this point in time, so...


0:46:20
Unknown_33:  I'm kind of excited about that. Nothing is formally started or in proceeds, but if I could get out there and talk to people... My limit, by the way, I'm asking for at least an audience as big as mine. So I'm talking like 3,000 plus people on livestream, preferably of a very separate audience.


0:47:04
Unknown_33: Anybody of that caliber...  I'm debating how far I'm willing to go with that. I say anybody. I probably do mean anybody. As long as...  certain conditions are met. Cause I don't know. The thing is I, I'm going to, I'm going to embrace a disassociative identity disorder and Joshua moon, AKA Noel owner of the Kiwi farms is going to be locked inside a box. And the clean cut gentlemen representing the United States internet preservation society, uh, will be fronting instead during these conversations. So it won't be the same person. And it's impossible for me to be a hypocrite in this regard. Okay.


0:47:43
Unknown_16: Um,


Unknown_16:  All right, so there's that.


Unknown_33: And then one more thing. Roblox is adding a dating site to their game. So if you don't know, Roblox is a game whose majority of players, I think 33% are between the ages of 8 and 12, according to their investor reports, and they're adding a dating site to it. So that's fascinating. That's interesting. Roblox continues to be rocked by...  pedophilia grooming scandals apparently they have an issue with child predators on their platform that they can't do anything about when they host official events these condo sex rp servers end up in their official game listings they are a basically a gateway for pedophiles to find children and isolate them on discord so they can be abducted in real life as has happened multiple times so the decision to add a dating site directly into roblox is a perplexing one


0:48:16
Unknown_33:  I think that there's either two things that they're trying to do with this. The first one is the more avaricious of the paths. I saw a report on Roblox by a group that effectively writes hit pieces, and they short the stock before writing hit pieces, and then they hope that the stock will plummet as a result of their hit piece.  It's disguised as market analysis or whatever, but that's basically their business model. And their hit piece on Roblox, on top of all the pedophile shit, said that... And this was one of the most interesting things it said, is that the game has probably reached the upper limit of how many players it could ever possibly get. So it won't grow anymore. And Roblox has resorted to lying...  in various ways, to its investors about how many players it has, particularly by including things like bots, you know, as actual players, or counting multiple characters owned by the same player as different players and stuff like that.


0:49:29
Unknown_33: So it could be that they recognize that their player base is not growing, but instead getting older, in which case trying to capitalize on some kind of teen dating app might be...  an interesting business venture question mark. I think that could possibly be their motivation.  The other one is that they have a theory that if they simply do the dating on site and they eliminate Discord and they streamline it and perhaps they do more safety measures to prove, conclude that an account is controlled by a 14-year-old boy and a 14-year-old girl, that they can actually safely accommodate romance in the environment without having teens involved.  um wander off to third parties like discord which is even more uh preposterously dangerous for for young people so i don't know if that's if that's their gambit i really don't know what the fuck they're up to so but they are up to it so we'll see how that goes i have a sneaking suspicion not very well but uh we will find out and i'll probably hear it directly from ruben sim


0:51:15
Unknown_16:  This is Anthony.


Unknown_33: He is the former goblin ogre of Linus Tech Tips. And after he truned out, Linus basically, despite coming out with a full-throated defense of that gawk, after gawking that gawk as hard as Linus could possibly gawk it,  Anthony was phased out of Linus Tech Tips, made fewer appearances, and then parted ways with Linus Tech Tips to make his own channel. His Patreon has been dwindling since his launch at about $600 a month, I think is where he's at right now.


0:51:59
Unknown_33:  Oh, not even 500.


Unknown_33: But he is ranked elite in video rank. That's impressive. That's worth talking about. Elite videos. Okay.


Unknown_33: I think what's even funnier than this is the other pictures of him. I wonder if this is in this page. Because I thought it would be in this post, but if not.


Unknown_33: Someone posted pictures. Maybe I can scan through this. Is this it? No. No.


Unknown_33:  Can I scan through this?


Unknown_16: Oh, God.


Unknown_33: Okay. Hold up. I'm going to have to refresh my thing.


0:52:31
Unknown_16:  oh okay we're back so that's uh that's the thing i mentioned where my focus right audio interface will just randomly start shitting itself and then i have to uh restart it so i'll i'll have to do that every so often what i'm looking for is pictures of this young man's lovely bald spot am i able to get that i can see a little bit of that comb over from this angle


0:53:17
Unknown_33:  You can see how high his hairline is. Oh, here we go. Look at that comb over. That's the comb over of a 40-year-old man. Oh, you can't even see it because it's the way that it crops. Oh, fuck. I need a different... It's like a proper 40-year-old Jewish man's comb over. Oh, wait. Oh, hell yeah. There we go. Lean forward.


Unknown_33: Check it out. Check out that male pattern baldness, Chet. That's what you want to see.  Oh my god. I don't know if you do actually want to see that.


0:53:49
Unknown_33: Lean forward. Tilt that crown. I want to see that Norman. Yeah! Yeah, there we go. He's bald! He's hairless! It's coming out!


Unknown_33: It's Norwood!


Unknown_33:  Ah, suffer.


Unknown_33: Speaking of suffering, chat, rape.


Unknown_33: So this is a story that pisses me off on both sides of the aisle. This is a tell-all expose by Lauren Southern, who's been out of the limelight for a little while.


0:54:22
Unknown_33: She had had a serious fall from grace that started with her Asian husband abandoning her and their son to pursue further career in the U.S. federal government, because apparently he was shoulder-tapped and said,  hey, you know, you work for the feds. If you want to advance in your career, you can't be married to this thought terrorist named Lauren Southern who works in right-wing media.  So he said, okay, I want to advance on my job and not shame my grandparent. So he divorced his wife, Lauren, and abandoned his son to pursue this career. So immediately everyone was like, okay, Lauren Southern, I guess that's what you get for race mixing with an Asian. However, it didn't stop there. She had a little brief foray into a little bit of feminism. In particular, she was upset that


0:55:06
Unknown_33:  Basically, she was treated very poorly, and you could say she deserved it, but I think it's objective to say that when she made her return, she was treated very poorly. So she said, it's really terrible how the right treats women.


Unknown_33: However...  That while the TERFs opened their arms to Lauren Southern and said, come here, my princess, we will welcome you and we will rehabilitate you and we'll teach you the way of how to hate men. She then turned her back on the TERFs even and said that actually some women are terrible. Women should not be able to vote. So the TERFs were like, okay, so you're still retarded. You haven't learned your lesson.  So she managed to very successfully, in a short amount of time, piss off and alienate both the feminist and also the right-wing contingent that she had developed over her career. Then she disappeared for a while, lived in a trailer with her son, and disappeared again after a brief response to basically say that her life had been completely ruined. And now has come back with an autobiography that people didn't actually read and then did commentary on.  I haven't read it, but I've read a little bit more than some people who made entire videos. I'm just going to say the name The Quartering. So here's what happened, okay? In this book, Lauren Southern says that a long time ago, before Andrew Tate was popular, she was in the UK with him, and she got drunk, and they ended up in the same bed. Now, she was into him, which is cringe and disgusting and extremely embarrassing and a personal humiliation for her.  and while they were cuddly, she did not want to have sex with him. Andrew Tate took it upon himself to deny her request to not have sex, and instead held her down, strangled her, and raped her in the bed.  Now, obviously, the correct take is that you should never allow yourself to be vulnerable as a single woman around a brown Mohammedine because they rape by nature. Not only by nature through his brownness, but by nurture through his Mohammedineness. Rape is literally an intrinsic part of his character, and if you are around someone like Andrew Tape, you will be raped. So I don't know what the fuck she was expecting.  Now, obviously, rape is still bad, so I'm not going to say that she deserved it. I think that it's very possible to say, what the fuck were you expecting, and then still also say, people shouldn't get raped. I think that's possible. That's a very nuanced take. That is like the piss-off both sides take, and I don't know why, because I feel like it's very reasonable.


0:57:36
Unknown_33: So...


Unknown_33:  A lot of people on the right actually immediately saw that this white woman was accusing this brown Mohammedan sex pest, who's also been accused of rape by everybody else on the fucking planet, and said, what? She's making this up. Why didn't she tell the police? In part because the viral tweet that included the excerpt about Andrew Tate raping her was taken out of context, the context being the immediate next paragraph saying, I went to the police, but it was in the UK, and they told me, sorry, you're in the UK, idiot. He's Romanian. There's nothing we can do. You got raped, lol.  So she did go to the police. She even got medically tested, has a rape kit and offered to post the evidence. But Jeremy Hamley saw a viral tweet and decided to make a whole slot video on that instead of doing any research whatsoever. Now, here's a fun fact about this, by the way.


0:58:11
Unknown_33: You can download her book about being raped, among other things, and you can get a PDF or EPUB of this book.  Grok lets you, if you have a blue checkmark on Twitter, upload this document in the exact same way that Google LM allows you to upload to Notebook LM allows you to upload PDF files and then ask AI questions about it. And in fact, even the Adobe Acrobat now has an AI generative summary document.  program built into it. So if you were, let's say, a multimillionaire who ran a media conglomerate industry, you could buy this $9 book off Amazon, take the PDF file, upload it to literally anything on the internet at this point, and then ask, did Lauren Southern go to the police after being raped? And the AI would tell you, without you actually having to read this fucking book, that yes, she did. So the level of laziness on this... We have...  Literal computer brains that exist and can read books for you and provide detailed summaries. I do it all the time. If I have an 80-page federal indictment that I want to talk about on stream, I will upload the indictment directly into a notebook LM or something else, and then I'll ask it questions. I'll say, did this happen? Did this happen? I try to get a summary from that.


0:59:27
Unknown_33: I feel like, I don't know, maybe I'm subjecting myself to AI hallucinations or whatever, and I'm  perhaps not doing full due diligence, but I'm at least trying to figure out what the fuck is going on.


Unknown_33: And it takes minutes. So I don't know. I find that really embarrassing.


1:00:04
Unknown_33:  If you're lazier than me, you're fucking up. I don't know what the fuck you're doing. Maybe I'm just really good at being lazy. I'm really good at computers. My computer teacher when I was in 9th and 10th grade, he had an expression that he liked to pull out all the time that  programmers are inherently lazy. So you do all the hard work to make a computer program because you're a lazy fuck and you don't want to do shit over and over again. So you program a computer to do it for you. So I, you know, I feel like that's always been very true. And it's like, yeah, I'll go the long way to get this set up the way that I want it to. So I don't ever have to do this again. That's, that's basically how I work. So I'm very lazy, but I'm lazy in a way where it's like, I'm going to let the computers do shit for me instead of just winging it.


1:00:37
Unknown_33: Um,


Unknown_33:  So I don't know. I don't think she's lying because it doesn't make any sense for her to lie. She's not trying to get back into politics, I guess.


1:01:09
Unknown_33: By the way, in case you're wondering, it's so frustrating because I feel like what I say is a common sense take, but then people really react negatively when I say shit like this. This is the precise reason why women don't come out and talk about rape. Andrew Tate is a brown...  Muslim who's been accused of rape and sex trafficking in like four different countries. At this point, he's as much of a rapist as you could possibly get. He's as much of a, he could walk around in a shirt that just says rape in it. I rate that could be his shirt. And then Lauren Southern can say that he raped her. And then the people would just be like, Oh,  You're just trying to, just trying to get notoriety by saying you were raped. Like, okay, everybody else is on the rape train. So you got to get on a two Lawrence. Okay. I see how it is. That's like, you does it. It irritates me because it's like, he's a Brown Muslim. You have a Brown Muslim and a white woman, and you're applying like Sharia law to this. Like we're going to need three white women to equal the testimony of this Brown Muslim. When it comes to this rape accusation, like,  Come the fuck on.


1:01:50
Unknown_33: Why are you like this?


Unknown_33: And it's like... It is like a very Andrew Tate thing where...


1:02:30
Unknown_33:  I remember whenever a woman does something, like whenever a woman, for instance, there was a story about there was a white woman in Colorado who was the attorney general presiding over the case of that black Somali zombie that attempted to molest a child. And then she said, we're going to dismiss the case because he has an IQ of like 65. So we can't try him as an adult because he's mentally incapacitated. And then everyone was like, why are white women allowed to do anything? White women are just the worst.  When it's like one retard white woman on a judge's bench, it's all white women repeal the 19th. But when it's like some libshit cuckold judge who is trying to stop Bolin Blump because he's an orange Hitler Mussolini fascist, you're like, ah, liberals.


1:03:20
Unknown_33:  It's never like, God, men shouldn't be allowed to be judges. Look at how emotionally compromised he is. He's only ruling because he doesn't like Donald Trump.


Unknown_33: Do you think that maybe your perspective as somebody who has a penis is perhaps biasing you towards this? No. Okay, this is an objective thing that you've seen through pattern recognition through your high IQ. Okay.


Unknown_33: It's like...


Unknown_33:  I mentioned... Andrew Taylor reminded me of that because there was a tweet that he made that pissed people off where he said, like...  white men are such cuckold pussy, spineless faggots. And you guys deserve to lose because you're such losers. And I deserve to rape all your white women because you're all such spineless queers. Everyone's like, Oh my God, that's so racist towards white people. But then white, white men will say the exact same thing about their own women. They'll be like, if you just take that Andrew, uh, Andrew Tate tweet and you replace white men with white women, everyone's like, he's so based. I'm subscribing to the manhood Academy today.


1:03:55
Unknown_33:  It sickens me, Chet. It sickens me, the self-hatred. I will never embrace self-hatred, Chet. You can call me a male feminist all you want. I'm not doing it.


1:04:30
Unknown_33: Vlad the Impaler did nothing wrong.


Unknown_33: Gemma Sterling, my favorite wrestler of all time, the Stardust, has published a State of the Sterling on his Patreon.


Unknown_33: Very...  very long, not interested in reading all this. However, I will read a little bit of it. Let's start with the excerpts that this Moja Zimla, I don't know what the fuck that name is. I'm assuming that's Serbian or Croatian or something. Let's see what he has to say or what he clipped out.


1:05:04
Unknown_33:  Loif isn't all roses. I'm dealing with a hurried house move because my landlord tried to jack up the rent to 2,000 pounds sterling a month. I shit you not. She'd been creeping towards it and had me over a barrel and a wholly unfair lease, but she pushed it way too far with such a thoroughly laughable rate.  She doesn't even respond to important maintenance requests for as much as she expects, and now she gets to deal with the results of her negligence. They're not my problem anymore. Yeah, dude, I'm sure she's going to have a really hard time finding a person to rent to in England. I'm sure. That's going to fucking kill her. I expect her to blame me for the water damage, but I've got the receipts demonstrating how only one of us gave a shit about the long-term effects of ignoring faulty plumbing, and it wasn't her. Even by landlord standards, the cheapness and avarice has been remarkable.  This is another excerpt.


1:05:38
Unknown_33: As if it wasn't enough, last Thursday provided an additional spanner in the works with my back blowing out literally on the day my comeback match was announced. The spinal hernia relapsed and knocked me utterly incapable. I was very genuinely worried I'd be in for the long one, possibly missing my match because it felt like a really bad flare-up. I've done a lot of crying and screaming these past few days. You literally never get used to pure nerve pain, and to feel it so constantly is a unique hell.  Fortunately, with my aggressive physio and obstinate audacity, I'm better at ironing out the backbone bulge out of myself than I used to be. And as of Monday afternoon and began receding, I'm still hurting a lot, but I'm mobile again and improving steadily as the hours go by. I think I'll be back to normal in a few more days. Huge relief because the idea of being trapped in that state long term again is the single most terrifying thought I could have.


1:06:46
Unknown_33:  Uh, there's two more. Nevertheless, this recent flare up has prompted me to finally acquire a wheelchair. I don't plan on needing it full time any day soon, but it was a smart item to get and partially use is something I'll have to start adapting to. So he's now entering the will bit wheelchair bound phase. Um,


Unknown_33:  With the writing career keeping me busy, exhaustion from injury, and a stress of a move coming up, the time has finally come to break the streak of Never Miss a Monday. My goal was always to hit 10 years of the Gemquisition, and I did that last November, so I feel relatively comfortable taking my first break from the show in a decade.


1:07:31
Unknown_33:  So I want to reiterate that he's getting a wheelchair to alleviate his back pain. But he's also stating that as soon as his hernia has gone away, he intends to go wrestle. Because I think that he's having a comeback wrestling competition with...  None other than the Kid Bandit. So this is one for the fucking eons, okay? This is going to put WWE in its fucking place. We're going to have queer wrestling in the UK between the Stardust and Kid Bandit, my second favorite wrestler of all time. So I'm hyped. I haven't been this hyped for a wrestling match since Horse John came in with the chair.  I'm hyped for this one. I can't wait for wheelchair-bound Jim Sterling and a tranny to dish it out in the squared circle, preferably in a church, as last time.


1:08:12
Unknown_33: What's the Episcopal? Is that the church that's really gay? One of those churches.


Unknown_33: There's one other thing I want to read from this that I did not manage to get through this entire thing, but I just enjoyed...


Unknown_33:  his intro because he truly humbles himself. Jim Sterling is a heckin' valid enby, not a proper tranny. Kid Bandit is a proper tranny. I think he's even had the surgery to get the snip.  So while he's obviously humbling himself quite a bit, getting evicted, living in a home flooded with water, sitting in a wheelchair, bed bound from a herniated disc, he starts off this post in such a vile, braggadocious way. He says, yeah, women's wrestling, that's right. I think I'm the only person in the world whose two favorite wrestlers are both women, chat. Yeah.  So let's read this. As y'all may know, because I've not been quiet about it, I'm very much enjoying a new lease on professional life as a game writer, with a career that's rapidly expanded this past year. As well as my continuing to write for Vampire Survivors, last month saw the release of Date Everything and Quantum Witch, marking the first publication of my proper narrative writing.  Both games have had great reception, and date everything is doing extremely well. I've been blown away by how people reacted to the specific work I did, with TikTok falling in love with DE Barry Styles,  and streamers laughing their ass off at my quantum witch dialogue. It's been incredibly validating, especially seeing people who have no idea of my involvement or don't know who I am reacting so well. There's something objective about that. Seeing the writing itself judge purely for what it is. It's the same reason I like dating people who haven't heard of me. Smiling emoji. I've gotta say, it's fucking fantastic to feel like my career  is on such positive track again. Even more wonderfully, I'm doing my dream job. Despite writing being such a huge part of my life, I never dared the kind of writing I always wanted to do. I had many ideas, even wrote some of them down sometimes, but I was too afraid I'd suck if I made a serious attempt at it. Especially having been a media critic for so long, there's a particular pressure to walk the walk, however perceived that pressure is.


1:10:34
Unknown_32:  Maybe.


Unknown_33: So you can see. Just loving his life. Using that wheelchair to crank out absolute fucking bangers, chat. There's no regret whatsoever. He's a happy camper.


1:11:11
Unknown_33: We're happy for him. We're happy for the stardust, chat. And I got nothing but goodwill towards my boy, James Stefani Sterling.


Unknown_33: Um...


Unknown_33:  And then a little update on Patricia Traxon. I've only talked about this guy twice. I clipped his video where he tried to explain how Zootopia was a furry movie.  And how furries are inherently autistic.


1:11:46
Unknown_33: And something else. And I broke this down because it was a 60 minute long Spurg video. That I actually really enjoyed. Because the guy was a complete Spurg. And then it came out that he was like a lollicon diaper fetishist. So I had a cub fur diaper fetishist. So I had to like.  walk that back a bit and be like you know i like the video but i didn't know he's like a diaper for whatever the fuck i don't know if it was a diaper for something wrong with them i had to be like look you know i didn't know that and then um he put out this video saying that he's not been doing anything creative for a while because he is suffering from disassociative identity disorder me too patricia taxon i also have multiple people in my system  um says that it manifests as depression and spotty memory and that he's been living with his parents until recently um and he has a carer so his autistic ass is getting full-time not full-time but part-time care from a state representative i presume so fascinating times chap i'll just let you hear a second of his voice because he is a fascinating individual


1:12:26
Unknown_22:  Hey, it's Patty.


Unknown_22: If you follow me on Tumblr, you probably know what's been going on, but I thought I'd drop by to give a little update. Can you guys hear that popping noise, or is it only me?


Unknown_33: Because if it's not only me, I'll refresh the audio thing again, but if it's only me, then I'll refresh it.


Unknown_22: You can hear the popping noise when I play it?


Unknown_33: But you don't hear it when I talk?


Unknown_22:  transparency for why everything has been so slow recently. Don't worry, it's nothing life-threatening, just a confluence of a lot of little things that have left me pretty mentally incapacitated. I haven't had the energy to listen to music for several months now, let alone make it. Firstly, symptoms of stagnation. I lived with my parents for too long. Like, I know I talk pretty- He wrote a book, I think it was called Owl Boy or something, or Raising an Owl.


1:13:26
Unknown_33:  And basically, his mother made a hideously embarrassing autobiography about what it was like to raise a child who was autistic and then became a tranny. And apparently, he says that it was really brutal. And his mom basically just talked about all the embarrassing shit he did growing up. That's worth mentioning. I don't know. He still lived with his parents when that was published.


1:14:01
Unknown_22: Well, and I come off as reasonably sound in my videos.


Unknown_33:  Can I show you what he looks like? I hope there's no weird diaper fur porn on this front page. There we go. There's Patty.


Unknown_33: He makes music.


Unknown_33: And his music is really...


Unknown_33:  different I say different I'm not even being like a complete dickhead his music is definitely outsider art but there's a little little something there that's like creative and I enjoy that kind of stuff I like it when I like weird stuff  I am an ironic appreciator of weird people. And that's why I was so nice about his Zootopia video. Because it's like, I like weird people when they're inoffensive and creative and just weird. And the stuff they make is weird. I really enjoy that.


1:14:43
Unknown_33: His music is weird. I think it's deliberately alienating. It's kind of like...


Unknown_33:  See, the thing is, when you hear music that is like off-putting and makes you want to stop listening to it, your first instinct is to call it bad. But then there are some parts of it that's good. So it's like, I know this person is capable of creating music that is listenable, but they're deliberately choosing not to do that and are deliberately choosing to inject things into this that are noise and make me want to stop listening.  and that's fascinating that's much more fascinating than bad like like just doesn't know what they're doing you know i like that kind of stuff typical artis yes avant-garde fart huffing bullshit all right time to see hamster i need you to look away you were dismissed i don't need you to look into this stuff my boy improved blink that gif is uh


1:15:18
Unknown_33:  He's a good boy. He isn't going to see this. We're talking about Grok AI.


1:16:04
Unknown_33: Actually, can I just show you this?


Unknown_33: Let me hide this again so I can go to X. I just want to show you something. Actually, I'm not signed in, so I can't do this.  But I opened up Elon's Twitter account and like the one post was a retweet about the abysmal birth rates in the United States. And then the very next post was him announcing that he had added an AI waifu persona to Grok.  Now, to get this, you have to be using iOS. It is not available on Android or the web browser, so I haven't played with it at all. I'm very tempted not to. It's one of those things where it's just like, I don't like talking to cartoon characters, and I feel like that is like talking to a cartoon character again, so...  um but ios users rejoice you can now talk to a goo net it's capable of stripping i don't think it gets completely naked it just goes into lingerie if you ask it to take off clothes um and it can talk in like a sultry voice  And for some reason, this is a thing now. It's officially part of X. So I guess the idea is that we're just going to mass genocide gooners. If you don't have impulse control, you're not going to survive this generation. Like,  We've legalized sports betting, so now we have millions of people who are spending their entire savings and losing their ass. Sports betting, who had never had access to gambling before, now are addicted to, like, legalized NFL gambling and shit. Fantasy football shit.  We have unlimited access to pornography. We have these new personas that are capable of replicating human experiences. So if you're lonely, you don't have to do anything to go outside or find people. Even find people on Discord. You can just talk to a bot.


1:17:53
Unknown_33: It's cheap to just eat constantly until you're fat and bloated. And you don't have to work anymore. You can literally, if you so choose, you can get Section 8 housing. You can get an iPhone.  You can lay on your couch, eat with your food stamps, nothing but ruffles, all day, every day, while you masturbate to an endless stream of pornography. And when you feel lonely, you can ask the rock waifu to give you the odds on your fantasy football league and stuff.


1:18:31
Unknown_33: That's a perfectly acceptable lifestyle today, and the government will enable you to live that way if you really want to.  And I feel like if you are a person who is in any way capable of falling into addiction, you are going to be consumed like a fly in a Venus fly catcher. You're just going to be completely consumed.


Unknown_33: So if you're a person that can manage your interest to a reasonable level,  go to work, make money, and actually raise and foster a family, you have something special in you that a lot of people don't have. And I honestly... I've said this before, but when I was a kid... I see the sentiment a lot online. But the first person I heard it from was my mom. My mom said...  We live in this era where these fat, dysgenic fucks with low IQ breed like rabbits, and then smart people don't have kids. And that's not the case anymore. In case you didn't know, it's no longer the case where it's like poor people have eight kids each. Poor people don't have kids anymore either. There was one saving grace that was keeping the white birth rate up, and it ended in 2000s. And this is true. You can fact check me on this if you want. It was called teen pregnancy.  For a very long time, we had an above 2.0 birth rate because we had teen pregnancies. And there was an immense, precipitous decline in teen pregnancies that coincided with the popularity of an MTV show called 16 and Pregnant. And when this show came out, white teen pregnancies dropped off a fucking cliff. And they never came back up.  So the old rule of thumb that stupid people, like the theory of idiocracy that stupid people were outbreeding the smart people, that's not the case. Now, it might be the case when you don't factor in certain elements of a person's character or genetic composition. There may be certain types of people that that does still apply to. But when it comes to Whitey,  Um...


1:20:27
Unknown_33:  So, that's just my black pill rant about that. I am pretty black-pilled about this shit, because it's like, Elon was supposed to be our hero, man. He was supposed to come from South Africa and speak about how apartheid was a good thing, and how he's learned the lessons. But as it turns out, his general daddy was a proponent of ending apartheid, and he never learned anything about white people. He loves Indians, and he makes gooner-slop AI personas. So he's like...  He's just another fucking retard billionaire, except he's ten times as cringe as fucking Zuckerberg is. Zuckerberg at least has the theory of mind to realize that he's a cringe retard, so he no longer makes livestreams about smoking meat anymore. Whereas Elon Musk lacks the inhibition because of how many dick writers he has, so he just goes out and humiliates himself perpetually.


1:21:47
Unknown_33:  He's had 12 kids with a Jew, with a Paget, with an Asian. He's not like a race realist having 12 white children. He has a rainbow. He has a rainbow coalition of children, one of which is a tranny.


Unknown_33: Elon's not based. I think if you have one white son that hasn't truned out, you have more white children than Elon Musk at this point.


1:22:28
Unknown_16:  So that's one thing.


Unknown_33: I'm going to show you what this AI model is capable of. I want to weed out my audience. I'm going to one-shot all the fucking gooners. You ready? I'm going to play about 10 seconds of this.


Unknown_33: Oh, sorry, that's the wrong intro. Okay, so Grock now has a sexy anime waifu persona. I wonder what it wants to talk about.


Unknown_19: My cock's throbbing, real and hard. Ready to ruin you, Will Stansel.


Unknown_19:  Will Stancil. Bruising them purple. Your screams slicing through. As I snarl, Will Stancil. Like it's my fucking lifeline. I'm pounding you raw, Will Stancil. Tearing your vessel.


1:23:01
Unknown_34: Sorry, Will Stancil. Even the anime waifu wants to rape you.


Unknown_34: Let's see some real practical use. I got a soy jack posting at me. From...  Ksneed Yindeed Ass. And he shared this lovely video, which I'll share with you. Let's see what the white race is doing with this waifu.


1:23:34
Unknown_26: I want you to look at my ass and tell me what you do to it.


Unknown_18: Oh, babe, that rugged ass and those shorts is a total...


Unknown_33:  Dude, the fact that it can look at you and determine what you're wearing, that's so unbelievably fucking creepy. It honestly makes my skin crawl. It makes my chest tight. I get hairs standing. My blood runs cold. I fucking hate it, man. I hate it so fucking much.


Unknown_18: Damn, it's perfect. I'd love to grab it tight, give it a playful smack, and kiss every inch while pulling you close for some serious heat.


1:24:16
Unknown_34:  so obviously simpletons are going to be completely one shot and eaten alive by this AI menace you're eaten I'm back no what we don't want a male voice what is going on


Unknown_20:  Oh, don't trust the mainstream science on this. It's all a cover-up. They say male voices deepen during puberty.


Unknown_36: Yeah, we don't want to hear that. Listen, keep the female voice, and we want to hear. We want you to sound like you're about to cum at any possible second. We don't want to hear a male voice ever. What the fuck was that?


Unknown_21: All right, got it. Sticking with the female voice, all breathy and intense, like I'm teetering on the edge, you know, that male voice glitch.  Are you tweaking your clit right now? That's what we want to know.


1:25:18
Unknown_36: No, talk about your pussy.


Unknown_33:  It's like Elon Musk just deployed a Ghostbusters ghost trap for everyone with an IQ below 90. It's fucking over, man.


1:25:55
Unknown_33: You're going to walk outside in the streets of Chicago, and the streets are just going to be empty.  And every window you pass, you're going to hear breathy grok persona voice sexting with the guy living inside there. There's going to be tumbleweeds rolling down the street. Society's about to fucking collapse as we know it.


Unknown_33: There's a little extra on Ralph, by the way. This is not AI. AI couldn't replace the real thing.  By the way, I'm not going to make any opinions on this myself, but obviously she doesn't want to be on the camera because she's wearing all black with black sunglasses and a black hat inside.


1:26:42
Unknown_33: I would like to know you guys' opinion on how old this girl is. Just post in chat. I'm not going to say my thoughts, okay?


Unknown_16: You motherfucker. Don't you fucking disrespect me this way.


Unknown_16:  Grok AI wouldn't do this to me. My own website has nothing but contempt for me.


Unknown_16: Is the site down? Is that what's going on here?


Unknown_16: Hold up, let me check.


1:27:19
Unknown_16: No, the site's not down. Why are you doing this to me?


Unknown_16:  Well, there we go.


Unknown_37: Okay, Killstream family. It's a little late at night, I guess, where you're at. But we'll see when this airs. But it's 8.30 here. Senorita is here with me. Big news, Killstream family. I'm heading to El Salvador for El Estanque. It's sort of like fish tank, but a little bit spicier. Down in Bukele, Bukele, whatever the fuck his name is. Down in El Salvador, his gang-busting paradise. It's going to be a Hall of Fame excursion, baby. But...  Cinderita, she's been complaining all day. What does she have to say about this? What is your deal? No mames.


1:27:51
Unknown_01: Estás loco.


Unknown_01: El ir alzador es esa mierda del estanque. Es una estafa total. Un timo para gringos pendejos como tú. ¿Sabes lo que pasa allá? La MS-13 y Barrio 18 controlan todo. Te van a secuestrar. Te van a rescatar.  Wait, wait, wait.


1:28:29
Unknown_37: Gringos, pendejos? I don't like the way that sounds. But look, CC, Senorita, MS-13, Bad Hombres, 18th, Barrio, whatever the fuck. Look, I respect all those people. If they even exist, it's probably American imperialist pig propaganda. But, look.  Bukele's got this. Bukele, whatever. He's locking them up. He's a good guy. He's a great man. He's a legend. Viva El Salvador!


Unknown_01: No, güey. Bukele es un dictador. Mete a todos a la cárcel sin juicio hasta inocentes. El país está lleno de pandillas, violencias, y ahora este show ridículo, el estanque.  Es un freestyle chafa, una copia barata donde meten a ranas. Es una casa sucia para que se peleen en locos y aprendan. O sea, inglés conexiones de Hitler. ¡Hitler! Sí, Hitler. Te van a estafar, te van a robar, te van a terminar llorando con ese Joshua que se deprime en su cuarto. No vayas, neta, no vayas. O sea, cabrón, neta, quédate aquí conmigo. No seas pendejo, neta.


1:29:08
Unknown_34:  what did she say about joshua lesson from hitler they will trick you you're gonna end up crying with that depressed joshua in his room don't go is she talking about me is that a different joshua oh is she reading a script okay i understand now is she reading a script she must be reading it oh yeah she is reading a script


1:30:02
Unknown_33:  I fell for this. I thought that for up until he had me up until he made her know who I am. He just couldn't resist. It's like ham and cheese. He has to go back to his comfort foods.


Unknown_33: I thought for sure that she was telling him that they're going to kill him.


Unknown_34: That's pretty funny.


Unknown_16: Um,


Unknown_16:  All right, a quick Chantal update, Chet. A quick Chantal update.


1:30:34
Unknown_33: So, Chantal is in Syria, and they recently got hit with an airstrike near where she lives.  So now the people in her thread, since she's gone radio silent, are arguing about if she should die or not.


Unknown_33: She had a three-hour stream. She had no idea things were actually still dangerous. Later she says she knew it was still dangerous, but it's fine if she dies there. It's not about being defiant. They live near a military base. Salah heard it be bombed.  immigrating to Canada could take a year. So they can't do that. By the way, she got permanent residence. Um, I guess in Syria, if you just ask for permanent residence, they just give it to you. Cause it's like, the fuck's wrong with you. You know what I mean? Like she's Muslim and married to Salah. So I guess she said she went into an immigration authority. Now she's already got permanent residence. So it took a week for them to be like, this crazy bitch wants to be here. Fine. Whatever. More power to her.


1:31:06
Unknown_33: Um,


Unknown_33:  Salah hasn't taken her passport. He thinks Israel is going to honor the latest ceasefire and Syria won't retaliate, thinks everything will blow over in a few days. They live in an insignificant area. She says she can leave the area if it comes down to that, but not Syria because Salah can't and she won't leave him or Julia because true love. Hasn't told her mom about the bombings. Filmed a cooking video right before the bombings, so we have that to look forward to. Can't access her own money. We already talked about that already.  She says that she self-censors more in Syria. Yeah, I'm sure she does. Kids are fascinated by her and ring her doorbell just to see Chantal. A neighbor yelled at Chantal for calling Salah, babe. And then she says that she never got kicked out of Kuwait. She never got formally kicked out of Kuwait, but she got chased out, basically, at the threat of litigation.


1:32:17
Unknown_33:  That's funny. Imagine not being able to call your own husband or wife babe.


Unknown_16: What a shithole country.


Unknown_16:  Okay, this is DarkSidePhil.


Unknown_33: He has come back from a week-long hiatus that almost calls a civil war in the ALOG community. Because without DSP drip-feeding them a constant stream of inane slop to masturbate over, like fentanyl, they just start freaking the fuck out.


1:33:01
Unknown_33: Becoming conscious and having to look around and assess things as normal drives them into hysteria. They almost lost their fucking minds.


Unknown_33:  And now he's back. Now he's come back. He said that it wasn't a good trip that he had. It was also an unplanned trip, so that was very suspicious.


Unknown_33: What he is saying is that he's going to sue everybody, basically. I think he's been emboldened by Billy Mitchell. So he's threatening to sue people, and I'll just let him speak for himself here.


1:33:39
Unknown_16:  Oh, and I will say one more thing before we move forward.


Unknown_25: As of today, officially, there are parties involved documenting all of that.


Unknown_25: Who's doing what, how often they're doing it, how much they're doing it, when they're doing it, what they're actually doing. Like, are you actually rebroadcasting me fully? Are you just clipping and editing and doing transformative work? All of that is being documented as of today, formally.


Unknown_25:  I'm going to have everything I need in the future. So if you're out there and you think you've had the gravy train all this time and, oh, it's all been free and clear. As of today, I'm giving you official notice publicly. I'm sure this will be clipped. Everything is now being documented for the future. So I hope that if you're someone who actually steals my content illegally and benefits from it financially, that you have like a backup because pretty soon everything you're doing is going to either come to an end or be mine and I'm going to own it.  OK, if you pay for your house right now, your mortgage with money that you make because you steal my content every day. Well, pretty soon you're not going to have that money anymore. And in fact, all the money that you've made is going to be mine. You understand? So I'm just saying now might be a good time to like go get a job and get some job applications out there. Maybe, you know, sink some fries or maybe Uber driver or something, you know, something like that. Now might be the time to dip your toe into the lake of something else, because you're  The days of milk and honey for you are coming to an end.


1:34:48
Unknown_25: Everything is now being recorded, and you've gotten fair notice now, just so you know. So anyone else from this moment on who continues to do that behavior, that illegal behavior, you already knew that this was happening. You have no one to blame but yourself. I've given you fair public notice. Fair enough?


1:35:21
Unknown_25: Okay.


Unknown_33: Let's continue. Well, no, it's not fair enough.  If people are making transformative content, you don't get to bitch and moan about it and then just say that it's yours and you're going to sue them.  That's actually unconstitutional. You can't just steal other people's shit. You can't stop people from talking about you. That's actually not fair enough. Matter of fact, it's not fair enough, bish.


Unknown_25: Let's see. Wait a minute. He's earning a good living on his own merits, but we were always of the impression, our narrative was always that he couldn't do that. So how is it possible, right? Because people actually like the content, because people like me.


1:36:00
Unknown_25:  Unlike you. Because when I was gone, your content was dead. No one cared about you when I was gone because they're not watching for you. They're watching for me. Don't you get it, Leech? Don't you get it, Parasite? I'm the content. That's why I'm entitled to everything you get out of it. And I will have it someday.


Unknown_33:  I think that Wings of Redemption has a setup with his A-logs where he takes part of their ad rev and then they get to clip his shit and monetize it. So I don't know. It depends on how much of the content they're actually borrowing.  Because the clip channels exist kind of in this gray area where like theoretically they're fair use because there is precedent set that taking something in its entirety and transplanting it to a hostile space like a different channel is inherently a kind of transformation that changes the work. But all things intellectual property are like gray area and very case-by-case basis. Like the precedent where that's set  It's the Sargon case. And what Sargon had did was very clearly transformative because he edited the video to...


1:37:14
Unknown_33:  He edited the sequence, so it's still multiple videos by the same person, 100% her own content, but he takes clips and juxtaposes them next to each other to out her as a hypocrite.


Unknown_33: And that's very, very clearly transformative. But the judge in that case went really broad and said that...  The fact that it was even on his channel in the first place is a transformative element.


1:37:48
Unknown_33: Clips have never been tested in court. Probably because the value of a clip is so low that it doesn't make sense to take that to court. Because a trial is $75,000 minimum. I'm not sure. I don't think DSP can afford that.


Unknown_33: But...


Unknown_33:  he might be able to voluntarily work something out with them if they're fearful of losing their channel for whatever reason. It depends on how he plays it. There is precedent either which way of him just completely losing and then also him getting what he wants. So he could win.


1:38:24
Unknown_33:  However, I think Legal Mindset, Legal Mindset, who apparently is a really big channel now and has like 250,000 legal dick suckers, but apparently he's a big channel now, respected in the VTuber legal community, which is just the most disgusting thing I've ever heard in my life. But apparently he's been contacted by DSP or knows people who have


1:38:57
Unknown_04:  Bob Starkey says, hey, Andrew, sorry it's off topic. I tagged you on Twitter regarding DSP wanting to create contracts with restreamers. We love your taking it. I need to look at that because I saw Billy Mitchell threatening to sue DSP. That would be a great one to talk about. And DSP has reached out to me personally, like behind the scenes. I just told him, hey, look, thanks for reaching out to me. I'm not the lawyer you need. I gave him some recommendations of a lawyer to contact. Obviously, that can help him if he wants to start  suing people. DSP is a very interesting character on the internet and I think there's going to be a long saga for DSP including some legal battles so look forward to that.


1:39:37
Unknown_33: I guess he would just go for copyright infringement which is like a very strong favored tort because IP laws are fucking batshit but


Unknown_33:  I'm not even sure. How much do you think those retards around DSP even make from just like clipping his channel and slapping in a 45 second long intro sequence where there's like Star Wars references and shit?


Unknown_33: You think Doody makes like $1,000 a month off his clips? He might.


Unknown_33: Clip channels can make a surprising amount of money.


Unknown_16: Hell no. A couple hundred.


Unknown_33:  I guess Zizern would know. You were a clip channel at some point, right? I know that you archived all the Medicare streams.


1:40:16
Unknown_33: It's hard to say because... Oh yeah, 2,000 rupees? Even if it is like $500, that's a lot of money if you're a fucking Malaysian or some shit.


Unknown_16: Yeah, I imagine...


Unknown_33:  I imagine if DSP is properly advised by someone who knows what they're doing and he also follows directions and does exactly what he's told, I imagine he can probably swing a branch and get at least shared ad revenue from these clip channels that just clip the best parts of his streams and shit.


1:41:09
Unknown_33:  And then, I don't know. I feel like he could. I feel like he could get away with it. Again, it's not unprecedented, and it's not dumb. The laws are set up in his favor, and there are people in his exact position who've done it before. Jordy did it. So, we'll see.


Unknown_33: He won't?


Unknown_33: Oh, he won't follow advice. His clip channels will quit.


Unknown_33:  The thing is, you say that, like, okay, a principled person who really hates DSP would never ever take money. But DSP's biggest A-logs are like retarded, like, psychopaths. So I don't think that's actually off the table. I think if you're like an Indian guy and clipping DSP is something that you enjoy, you get to do from home on your iPhone, and it makes you $500 a month, you know, you're the richest man in your village and you don't do hard labor.  If you're a Pajit and you have the option of taking $500 a month doing clips or $250 a month doing clips and sharing that with DSP, are you going to turn down that money and risk losing it all or getting sued and losing your channel? Probably not. Yeah, I feel like he could do it.


1:42:17
Unknown_33:  Or all the Clippers Jeets? I don't know. I'm just speculating. I don't know a whole lot about DSP's people still, except that they hate me more than life itself.


Unknown_33: Ethan Klein, speaking of lawsuits, has filed a petition with the court  to allow him to subpoena. Usually in discovery, you can subpoena whatever the fuck you want after you agree to limits on subpoenas.


1:42:53
Unknown_33: But Ethan Klein is asking for permission from the court to subpoena people to identify defendants. So he is hoping to put names to some of the John Does he's suing. And he's specifically requesting, let's see here, Reddit user OzempicDealer.


Unknown_33:  Reddit user... I can't fucking read this because it's too small.


Unknown_33: Reddit user H3SnarkModTeam. Reddit user H3ModSnarkTeam2. Reddit user RomanP. User RightSalamander. Reddit user KavKav2. User H3SnarkModTeam3. User WrongSalamander. User RightSalamander. User PurePress.


1:43:31
Unknown_16: Um...


Unknown_16:  user kitchen muckbang star user sarah horn jewett's i think that name is pretty self-evident unless it's like fake user jewett sarah hone user jewett horn sarah


Unknown_33:  The full list of usernames of everyone who moderates the H3 Snark subs.


1:44:11
Unknown_33: And the full list of moderators for... And subsequently the personal information of the people who are the moderators. So he's trying to subpoena from Reddit everybody who is involved in the H3 Snark subreddit.


Unknown_33: He has the money. Why not? That's our legal system. Do whatever the fuck you want, boy.


Unknown_33:  scary times yet. Hope you're keeping up with your privacy. For instance, if you use a website called the Kiwi Farms, which is currently the subject of litigation or technically non-involved third party in litigation by another YouTuber who makes a lot of money, you may be the subject of a subpoena. Are you using a VPN? Are you protecting yourself if you're posting information about somebody that they might be really angry about? Because guess what? Guess who else is getting subpoenaed


1:44:52
Unknown_33:  Me. I can actually publish this, I think, after on Monday. But it's you know who over you know what. I think that's pretty obvious. And it's not Greer, in case you're wondering.


Unknown_33: Update on the Jeremy Bicha situation. So Bicha was the guy who was the sadistic child sex offender who was on the official employee roster for Canonical, the for-profit team behind Ubuntu.


1:45:31
Unknown_33: Bicha  was the subject of controversy because he had to face a wiki for the Ex Libra development team, calling them Nazis. And the Ex Libra development team had effectively been cut off from many FOSS platforms. So FOSS investigative journalist, I suppose, Lunduk, published a series of inquiries regarding why certain people were being blacklisted from FOSS.  due to their political opinions, but the sadistic child predator was a canonical employee.


1:46:03
Unknown_33: After that, it was found out that he would actually be a keynote speaker at the Debian conference called DebConf, which is a play on words because Conf is the name of a configuration file.


Unknown_33:  And he was going to be speaking about the introduction to free software in Debian, a short talk for 20 minutes, going about the very new GNOME, which is a desktop management system, new apps, how the new apps are going to be written in Rust, because he's a Rust developer, I think.  So exciting times. Many, many people in the development community are trying to move certain pieces of Linux over to Rust because of its memory safety. That's a big meme at the moment. A lot of people are upset about it. They're called the C-Niles, the C++ developers and C developers who are resistant to Rust.  Because they say there's no reason to replace a working wheel, but the Rust developers are like, but it's heckin' memory safe, so there's like a little clash between transgender zoomies and old false developers in regards to what to do with the kernel.  But he was going to be talking about that and the excitement over new Russ stuff.


1:46:46
Unknown_33: Then, of course, the news came out that he was a sexual sadist that had abused children. The Lunduk Journal published this saying that he had received confirmation that Jeremy Bitsche would be speaking as an individual at DebComp and would not be acting there as a canonical employee because they do not work for canonical anymore. So he received confirmation that the outcry got him fired and


1:47:21
Unknown_33:  And then during the conference, there was mass sweeping. Anybody joining the IRC channel for the conference under any name related to Jeremy Bitcha or like his offenses were immediately banned, IP banned, Z-lined from IRC. And then eventually the mods discussed when his time to speak came up, they did not live stream his segment and they confirmed that they would not be live streaming Jeremy Bitcha's segment and they would instead be uploading a VOD.  After the controversy had died down. So even though Canonical folded and fired him, the GNOME developer circles and the DebConf developer circle completely defended him and circled the wagons the entire time.


1:48:08
Unknown_33:  And on Hacker News, which is a, or sorry, Y Combinator. I think it's Hacker News is a part of Y Combinator, but it's a really, really big tech forum, super old school.


Unknown_33: Users were mass flagging any reports by Lunduk on the platform. It was originally thought to be a moderator conspiracy, but it just turned out to be that users were abusing the report system to hide his posts effectively. So the trannies and pedophiles on Hacker News were trying to suppress the stories about this calling it a harassment campaign.


1:48:42
Unknown_33:  And that chat is your update on the false drama. I hope that this has been informative. These are the people who write the software that you rely on, who write the open source software that your anime waifu runs on. By the way, I completely forgot something. I forgot to bring this up when it was topical.


1:49:21
Unknown_16: Give me a second. Um...


Unknown_16:  Oh, I can't show this.


Unknown_33: I'm glad I opened it. Wait, no, I fucked it up.


Unknown_33: I hit the background and not the inner content, and then I showed the fucking Saba thing. God damn it. I don't think it matters. It's public record now, chat.


Unknown_33: And I showed all my fucking tabs.


Unknown_16: God fucking damn it.


Unknown_16: Okay, if I can't find this, maybe it's in my...


Unknown_33:  No, it's not. Okay, fuck it. It was a series of tweets by VTubers who were begging their audience not to play with the rock anime waifu because they didn't want AI replacing their jobs. And I found that very funny because it's often said by the weeaboos who defend VTubers, especially VTuberLollyCon, saying that  Real flesh roasties can't compete with VTubers. Because they're perfect lollies. And they always will be. And they understand me. And now the AI is coming around. All the VTubers are like. Oh fuck. We're about to be replaced by even more perfect.


1:49:59
Unknown_33: Even more perfect lollies. On top of being perfect anime waifu lollies forever. Also give them direct attention for free. And you don't have to pay $50 per sentence. So.


1:50:42
Unknown_33: I found that very funny.


Unknown_33:  Oh, now the bell tolls for thee.


Unknown_33: Update from Ian and Aniza, very quick.


Unknown_29: Okay, so here's the fucking deal.


Unknown_33: We're poor.


Unknown_29: Sorry. Newsflash, we're poor. That's why we're in the basement for a third or fourth week in a row.


1:51:17
Unknown_29: I thought we'd be able to get out of here by now, but it's not happening.


Unknown_33:  Look at Aniza's stupid fucking face.


Unknown_29: Come on, let me rewind here. Not happening.


Unknown_33: Look at the verge of tears.


Unknown_29: Okay, so here's the... We're going to have a lot of sad faces in this stream chat.


Unknown_33: There's going to be a lot of sad faces coming up. So if you don't remember, Aniza once said that marrying iDubbbz was justifiable to her mother because he was rich.  And she said that if she didn't marry Muslim, then she would have to marry wealthy because her mother wanted her to marry either wealthy or Muslim. And because he is not Muslim, he was wealthy. So now that he's not wealthy and she's living in the basement of his parents' home, not sitting on a couch because I guess they can't afford furniture either. She has finally realized that the totality of her life decisions have led her to a very unhappy place.  And that's just wonderful to see, chat. It's wonderful to see such things written plain as day on somebody's face because they suck so much ass.


1:51:57
Unknown_33:  You know, that's a fun prediction, Chet. Now that we know she's stuck. Nobody wants her anymore. She sucks. And Ian is not Muslim and he's not wealthy. So because he is not Muslim and he is not wealthy, and he'll probably never be wealthy again, there is a cheap remedy to this dichotomy, Chet, that could appease her mother, which is apparently the most important thing that she could possibly do. What do you guys think?  Is there a meeting of the minds on this? Will Ian perform the Hajj?


1:53:03
Unknown_23: Murder Ian. Yeah, that's what I was getting at.


Unknown_33: Mary Hassan? Maybe.  Divorce? No, he's going to convert to Islam, just like Chantal. They'll go to Lebanon. Oh, dude, that would be awesome. They could go to Lebanon and Chantal on her bank trip to Lebanon to go to an ATM. They could have a little double date vlog together.  Dude, that would be fucking awesome. Aniza? And then he would need a new name. What's like an Arab name equivalent for Ian? Just Muhammad? They don't really have too many names over there, do they?


1:53:34
Unknown_33: So it would be Muhammad Jamha and Aniza Jamha on a little double date with Chantal and Salah at the KFG.  At the KFG eating some fried chicken. That sounds like an exquisite stream. That sounds like a nice little content. Ibrahim. There we go. Ibrahim. Ibrahim Joma. That sounds like a nice little content collab chat. That's the kind of stuff I'm looking for.


1:54:11
Unknown_33:  Another little brief update. So as I mentioned, card posting had joined the forum and people were taking a liking to him until he said that debanking isn't real and I simply have to try harder to overcome my issues with credit card processing.  This actually made people very upset, so they started looking for the name Card Posting in archives of 4chan, leading to people finding Card Posting Discord handles being advertised on the socialization and, like, nude-sharing board called Soak?  which is like one of the most mentally ill boards on all of 4chan.


1:54:45
Unknown_33: So he was looking for a little date on Soak. But not only was he doing that, he was posting pictures of his booty on Soak, advertising that he was a M2F. So unfortunately...


Unknown_33:  Card posting has been outed as a humiliation fetishist tranny soak poster on 4chan, and not necessarily the longtime leftist progressive community organizer that we had been hoping for, chat. It's very quite sad indeed, chat, quite sad. I'll spare you the pictures of card posting booty, but it is out there. It is out there.


1:55:21
Unknown_16:  And then one kind of out-of-left-field thing.


Unknown_33: Okay, this guy called Northern Lion. Apparently...  People debated if this is a correct assessment, but apparently he popularized this game called Uma Musumama or some shit. And it's like a phone gacha game where it's like a horse racing game, but the horses are women. So it's a horse racing game where you're racing like...  Women with horse ears.


1:55:56
Unknown_33: Because Japan. Their sense of humor is just. If we make it quirky. Then it's interesting.


Unknown_33: That works on the low intelligence of people.


Unknown_33: This guy.


Unknown_33: Promoted this game. And helped popularize it. And then. He was asked to play a game. Called Blue Archive.  Now, I've heard of Blue Archive in the past. Whenever people talk about Dacha Slop, they bring up the usual suspects. That's Genshin Impact.


1:56:37
Unknown_33: Zenless Zone Zero. Umamamasu is one that has been brought up more recently. But then also...  Blue Archive is usually brought up. Now, I've never looked into this shit because it actually is a foreign concept to me that people will play video games on their phone exclusively. Like, people who have real computers will just sit there on their bed and play a fucking video game on their phone that aren't children or brown people.  So I've never had any interest in this.


1:57:13
Unknown_33: But when I open, like, my phone, like, if I want to download VLC, I go to my phone, I go to the Play Store, I type in VLC, and then I just see, like, 47 different anime girl faces, like, in my suggested promoted apps, like, trying to get me to download this gacha slop. And apparently that works because they're very popular games. And I think that the game that owns...  Genshin Impact has made over a billion dollars last year as the most successful game company on the planet. And all they do is they sell skins of anime titties to brown people in the Philippines. But his fans, because he enjoyed the horse racing game, were trying to compel him to play Blue Archive.  And so he did a little bit of research about if he was going to play this game called blue archive. And this was his reaction. Okay.


1:57:48
Unknown_12: No, I'm not going to hop on that other gotcha game that just came out from Nexon on steam. I did. I went to popular new releases on steam.  And said, well, this is interesting. It's like the only popular new release from like the past three days. Maybe I'll take a look. And then the reviews have an insanely evil aura surrounding them. Because like the screenshots make it look like a Super Nintendo style auto battler where like your little chibi characters go like pew pew pew pew. And then all the reviews were horny. Every single one was horny. I think that it has a dark energy emanating from the store page and I will not be interfacing with it.


1:58:35
Unknown_33:  This guy, his reaction, this got posted on Zitter by one of his fan accounts. This guy was attacked by the anime avatars, as I was attacked in recent time by the anime avatars. But unlike me, this man with his bald head and low testosterone could not handle such a brutal onslaught and yielded. He deleted the video where he talked about this and his fan channel deleted this clip.


1:59:10
Unknown_33: However, it was archived by this lovely melanated individual oil spill battery for my enjoyment.  Now, what could he possibly be talking about, chat? Let's check out the reviews. We have Carnifex saying, crying emoji ASCII. We have this guy, uh-oh, saying, the only game where I can say, that's literally his name, by the way, in case you're only listening. His name is uh-oh. The only game where I can say I collect children and not get investigated by the FBI. 350 people found this useful.  This is Carl Dino saying, my sister walked in on me masturbating to Rio and now she thinks I'm a pedophile. 11 out of 10 game. I recommend getting it. 360 people found this helpful.


1:59:47
Unknown_33: Ochi Chen says, cute and funny crying emojis. 100 people found this helpful.  Hika says cute and funny crying emoji 36 people by the way I'm being gaslit this is all just a meme and I don't understand it because I'm too dumb when people found the reaction by the way  This was the response. And there's like a spirit bomb, but the spirit bomb's replaced with the uh-oh emoji.  As he says, fear the power of Cunny. Absolute Cunny is the meme he posted.


2:00:33
Unknown_33: Vot says, I don't even dislike the guy, but we really don't need yet another streamer bringing in their audience of, um, isn't this weird people? And then it says, Taurus gatekeeped. Streamer audiences might be one of the worst things that can happen to a community.


Unknown_33: Cocoso Cocoa says, Taurus gatekept. Someone post, um,


Unknown_33:  Taurus gate kept, and it's a picture of Saba, our new friend, uh, with the, the, the child tummy for her audience. This is another picture of Saba saying, why are you scared of a little four letter word referring to Lolly from Dingus guy who has a emoji and his, uh, name, uh,


2:01:07
Unknown_33:  So this is another review. Is that Cunny? I smell Ibuki Cunny crying emojis. And then it's a copypasta about plop, plop, plop, get pregnant. So this was the reviews that he saw. And he said this has a dark aura to it. And I agree with his assessment. He should have stood his fucking ground and not let these pedophiles bully him into submission because that's really embarrassing.


Unknown_33:  So, in case you don't know, I haven't actually explained it. As it was told to me, the Blue Archive game, basically, you are a sensei that teaches a classroom full of little girls. And the gist is that there are intrapersonal story plots about lesbian Yuri-Lolly relationships and also relationships with the teacher.  So the game is that you put your money in to get more lollies in your lolly collection so that you can have relationships with them, basically, is the game.


2:01:55
Unknown_33:  So there you go. That's what was suggested to him. And he rightfully as a, that's just what happens when you're a normal person. Even if you enjoy the fucking anime slop, like the, at least with the horse girls, they're, they're like big titty anime girls. So a guy into that gets suggested like, Oh, you like gotcha games for this one. And he's like, this is weird.  you know you show somebody who's even slightly normal this shit like oh this is weird and then the lollicons freak the fuck out and start attacking you and calling you a pedophile actually if you think that the pedophilic you're the real pedophile because they're just drawings


2:02:37
Unknown_33:  Speaking of, we have the Gator Game Moore, Brian Holliman. Brian Holliman has announced his retirement. He says, Thank you all for the support over the years. I will be going on an indefinite hiatus and graduating on August 15th. This will not impact the anime boomers, which will continue as normal. Let's go out with a bang, Space Cowboys.


2:03:11
Unknown_33:  Let's read his retirement message. He has a little AI-generated gator cun on the left. It says, Announcement. First, I'd like to thank you all for the many years of support. Whether you remember me from the Internet Bloodsports, Gator Time, the Weeb Wars, Anime Boomers, Selene Tatsuki coverage, or my many guest appearances across the decade plus, I can never fully repay the kindness and love I have received over the years. I think that's about tree-fitty. He had it all up.  It is with a heavy heart that I announce I must be going on indefinite hiatus, ceasing activities, and graduating as Gaytor and the Gaytor Gaymore as of April 15th.


2:03:51
Unknown_33: On that date, the channel Gaytor Time will close on YouTube and other platforms. The Final Fantasy VIII or VII Rebirth playthrough will continue until that time. No further live or video content will be produced on Gaytor Time after August 15th.


Unknown_33:  This will not impact the show Anime Boomers, which will continue to air as normal every other week. The ex-account TheGatorGameMore will remain, but will be retooled as a general purpose account to promote the show and other creators we enjoy. Although this has been in the works for a while, I plan to graduate in the winter to more fanfare, including a farewell stream.  But while I cannot elaborate further, recent events have necessitated making this announcement sooner out of caution for me and others' personal safety and to prevent such circumstances from potentially impacting other plans. My passion for VTubing has not ended, but this is an important first step in a larger journey, and I can't take Gator there with me. Gator will always remain a piece of who I am. This is not a joke, by the way. I'll get to this.


2:04:29
Unknown_33:  and a special place in my heart as the character I've held on to for the longest. But he overstayed his welcome. I am not the same person I was in 2014. It is time for the old boomer to retire. This isn't goodbye. It's a see you later. I would have liked to spend more time with you as Gator, but...  But as I have a different journey ahead, I pray that fate will see us together once again in some other time, in some other space. All ends are new beginnings. Per Audacia Ad Astra Gator.


2:05:14
Unknown_23:  Okay, so in case you're wondering, this is a reference to VTuber graduation messages.


Unknown_33: You don't know if graduating is idol industry slang that predates VTubers. Basically, in the idol industry, which is Korea, you don't know what the idol industry is in Japan and Korea.  They pimp out little girls on stage and make them into pop stars. And then when they're old enough to get a Harry Bush, they force them into retirement and call that graduating so that they don't have to say that they were fired for turning of age.


2:05:50
Unknown_33: This has borrowed into the VTuber industry. And so getting fired is not a tearful event of hard feelings. It is instead a happy occasion called graduation for,  Where instead of someone being shit-canned for being too old for the pedophile audience, they are instead simply being asked to move on to a new embark in their life. Much like how when high school ends, it's not the end of your life. It is a tearful goodbye as everybody progresses onwards to their adult journeys.


2:06:28
Unknown_33: It's like that.


Unknown_33: So he's trying to replicate this. And is... I...


Unknown_33:  Being more sincere than I originally anticipated, I suspected that when I first read this that this was a joke. That he was going to post this out and be like, ha, I'm retiring, and because of the timing with the recent shit where he's been going after me and calling me a pedophile, I'm supposed to take this note and then declare victory that we bullied him into submission and now he's fleeing the internet.  Um, that's what I thought initially. However, over time it's appeared more sincere. Uh, the other big thing that made it seem like a joke is that he's not stopping the anime boomers, which is like the only thing he actually fucking does. These videos, by the way, he's been making them like once every two weeks, the last three years, they get 500 views per video. And his video with Medicare, uh,  Received 6,000 views in three years. So not even Medicare being on this fucking podcast can help the charisma vacuum. That is the gay tour game or see the light of day. Not even light can escape this motherfucker's charisma black hole. So, um, I strongly suspected that this was a joke. However, uh,  I don't think it is anymore. So I I'm saving a lot of what I have to say for something I'll, I'll announce in a, in a, in a second. Um,  But my theory now, my working theory, is that Gator is someone I'm familiar with, and he's always going to be Ethan Ralph's lapdog. And I feel like it's not necessarily that I make fun of all his Oshis, and that when he starts calling me a pedophile, I just pull up his YouTube favorites and find videos of pacifier-sucking children telling him to take a shower because he stinks.  That's very, very, very funny, and I'm sure that irritates him. However, I think what irritates him even more is that when he talks to Kiki Pyong Pyong, and Kiki Pyong Pyong says, Sorry, gay whore, I can't be internet... Oh my god, my computer's trying to shut off.  I was talking for so long that my computer tried to commit seppuku. Okay, Kiki Palmpion says, Sorry, Gator, you're like internet bloodsports, and you have like a bad vibe, and people hate you, so we can't be friends. And that hurts him way more. So he's going to come back as something else. He's going to try to come back as the anime aardvark, and not be like...  the gay tour game more anymore and try to dodge that so he can actually be friends to be clear in no world and no interpretation of this message is gay tour getting married going to school getting a real job growing up moving on with his life doing anything of interest or note he's simply trying to dodge the negative association that he has so um


2:09:30
Unknown_33:  It is interesting, to say the least, that he's doing this, but he intends to continue doing the Anime Boomer podcast, something that I will have more to say on the 26th of this month. I will be streaming with PayPayPay. I'm not sure if Warski will be there.  Haven't decided.


Unknown_33: I think what our plan is right now is that this will be a joint stream between me and the Kino Casino. We'll both air our side of it, and we'll talk about the Gaytor Gaymoor graduation. I have assigned them homework.  I have tasked them to each watch a different episode of the Anime Boomers podcast. And Gator, I've already downloaded all the episodes. Don't even bother.


2:10:13
Unknown_33: I've already downloaded everything. There's no point struggling. It's going to happen.  um in case you're wondering this is an actual fucking chore these streams are six hours long of listening to gator game or talk about anime and that is every bit as painful as it sounds even at 2x speed there's dead air there's all sorts of jokes where gator says something stupid and then his co-host doesn't laugh and then there's just like a literal 15 seconds of of dead fucking air  The most, it is awful, fucking awful. And I've tasked both Andy and PPP to watch an episode and to take notes because we're doing homework and we're going to have a, we're going to have a nice round table discussion about what we found in our anime boomers podcast episode.


2:10:52
Unknown_33: And then I have other stuff that I want to do to prepare because Gator has a long and sordid history where it's like, he's been around for so long, but he's so uninteresting except for a couple nuggets.


Unknown_33:  A couple nuggets of interesting things happening. He's kind of like a blue cheese, chat. If you may entertain my cheese allegories, Gator is a very bland, tasteless flesh. But inside of him are nuggets of fungus that are quite delectable. So we just got to get to that, okay? We just have to break that apart and sprinkle it on a salad, chat.


2:11:26
Unknown_33:  Um, so that's what, that's my plan with Gator. Um, regardless of if he's actually graduating the character, like who gives a fuck? Um, we're going to be making fun of them together. That's the plan.


2:12:01
Unknown_33: And then, uh, then I have other homework to do in regards to this topic.


Unknown_33:  Speaking of my blood feuds, we got Ranbot, who of course I talk about every stream. As he says, I talk about Ranbot every stream. We don't know who Ranbot is, despite the fact he appears on every stream. Ranbot is a former co-host, short-time co-host of Ethan Ralph for the Killstream. He was a replacement Gator.


2:12:34
Unknown_33: Ranbot is a literal mentally incapacitated neo-Nazi  anime lollicon who puts little anime girls he puts that um i did that that lollicon video of like which which characters are lollicons or not based on how they look as opposed to like their canonical ages and i think one of them that i said was definitely lollicon was like this brown girl with a fang  I want to say it's like Nagatomo, Nagamo, Naga something. And she's like a student, like a high school student. Ramba Nagatoro, that is correct. Nagasaki. He puts Nagatoro holding the Hakenkreuz flag on his stream because he's so fucking bass that little anime girls holding the Nazi flag is super fucking bass.  Um, and not cringe at all. And then he talks about pregnant men. We don't know. Mega men is another little anime lolly from one of his TV shows that he really enjoys masturbating to. And so he likes the pregnant and Frank her and talk about knocking her up on stream. So,  Very interesting guy. Literally suffered brain damage in the Australian military when an ammo box fell on his head and dented his skull. So he's retired with benefits. And now, despite having a wife and children that apparently he's supposed to love, and he brings up as a point of contention if you question him and try to say that you're better than him or that he's a loser, he says, well, I've got wife and kids. I'm saving the white race.


2:13:46
Unknown_33: Here's what Ranbot does now. He drinks perpetually.  and shits himself. Let's take a look at him shitting himself. The song in the background, by the way, is the boss-themed song from... Look, it's like a fucking Mongolian or Kazakhstani song. If you know the name of this song, post it in chat, because someone's going to ask.


2:14:18
Unknown_33: Yeah, hi, Fleet.


Unknown_33:  So he's playing High Fleet, and as you can see, there are poo-poo running down his pants.


2:14:53
Unknown_33: The cake between his thighs, you can see all that poo-poo as he shit himself. And then he collapses on the fucking ground. And then there was another clip even. This is from Waifu on Twitter. This is funny.


Unknown_33: I think this is also High Fleet that he's playing.


Unknown_33: Here's our boy Rand.


Unknown_33:  By the way, Ranabot streams with a camera now. He got doxxed a long time ago. He vehemently swore up and fucking down that that was not him. And now he streams with his camera and you can clearly see that it's fucking him. So this guy lied for years and years and years about this doxx being false. And that not being him or whatever the fuck. And now he just streams with a camera like a fucking idiot.


2:15:29
Unknown_33:  Uh-oh. I think he spilled his cup. Can we take a listen to that cup spilling?


Unknown_33: Oh, dude, that cup is overflowing on the ground.


2:16:23
Unknown_33:  Brought to you by the Australian taxpayers. Thank you, Australian taxpayers.


Unknown_33: I always feel so vindicated because it's like. These are the people. These are the exact kinds of people that when I say shit and they get really upset and they swore me by the hundreds and say, actually, you're the real pedophile. If you think that the pedophile, if you think the drawings are the real children, then you're like a pedophile. This is who's talking to me.  These are the people who are angry at me. I feel absolute and total vindication in continuing to make fun of them. That Northern Lion guy should never have cucked. Never cuck. Never cuck. Always bully the retards, Chet. Always bully them.


2:16:57
Unknown_33:  um by the way after this video after i i retweeted this or something i made fun of him um he went he went live and i checked his viewer counts it was i swear to god i'm not fucking joking um he had like 30 people on the post restream service like 20 on rumble and then literally one on entropy  And one on DLive. So in total, he had like 52 or 53 viewers.


2:17:32
Unknown_33: And that was after this video. So you had people like me tuning in that normally wouldn't tune in. And I think Gabe Hoffman even made fun of him. And I really thought, like, the bro is like throwing up on himself and shitting himself. And if you don't know, whenever Randbot is made fun of, his...  his reaction is always to be super smug and condescending. Like, well, well, well, it seems like we've got lots of attention today. And like, just really like, I don't know. He has like a smug condescension baked into his voice, like Moldavia's fig tree, where you're just like, you acutely innately hate him. Yeah.  Just based on how he sounds like a fag and his shit's all retarded. I thought, okay, bro is shitting and vomiting on himself. Like surely his stream is going to be like, wow, I really overdid it yesterday. Yuck. Yuck. You know, obviously he's not going to admit that he has a problem or that he's a retard, but he's going to be like, you know, I obviously I did it overdid it last night. He starts up.  And he says, I must be over Target, boys, because I got the Jewish autocracy coming down on me. They got Gabe Hoffman the cock and Josh Moon the fucking Jew lover coming down hard.  I'm like, bro, you're shitting yourself. You're shitting yourself. You're a fucking Jew. You're shitting yourself, Rambo. You're fucking Jewish. Poop is coming out your asshole. Fuck you, cock. You're shitting yourself. Go to the bathroom. Nah, yeah, I'm winning.


2:18:43
Unknown_34: Stop it.  Why are you like this?


2:19:26
Unknown_32: I'm not going to play the clip.


Unknown_33: That's one of the most famous memes of all time. You fucking know how it goes. Don't even bother.


Unknown_33:  All right, Nick Ricada.


Unknown_33: So updates on him, really quick.


Unknown_33: First of all, his ex-boyfriend Aaron Imhalt has changed lawyers. I don't know why he decided to do that. Perhaps he took some advice from an innocent streamer who was only looking out for his interests. But he has indeed switched attorneys, so he may be fighting the terms of his...  his parole or whatever, his restraining order that prohibits him from talking about somebody, which is patently unconstitutional, impermissible, unless it's a term that you agreed to as a stipulation, which in which case you can agree to whatever bullshit that you want to, even if it doesn't make any sense to do so.


2:20:16
Unknown_33: So it appears he's lawyering up and he's going to be fighting the ordeal under a familiar roster of judges. The guy that he's gotten, by the way,


Unknown_16:  Let's see. Who is this? Let's just open this up. Can I see this?


Unknown_33: I have been retained by Mr. M. Holt in this harassment restraining order matter scheduled on July 15th from Ross Montgomery, RWMSW.


2:20:54
Unknown_33:  And then Francis White, I believe, is the... No.


Unknown_16: Oh, this is...


Unknown_16:  This is his old attorney.


Unknown_33: I think that he is just acknowledging that he's leaving. And then they're having a meeting about it on the 15th, which has already happened. And there's another meeting about it on the 23rd, which has not happened yet. So next stream, he may give an update from Aaron Himholt in regards to his petition to change the terms of his parole.


Unknown_33: Because he is going to get fucked in the ass repeatedly until he changes that.  Also, last stream, I announced that the Montagraph lawsuit between Rakeda and Montagraph over him being called a pedophile had been terminated. To make this clear, once you progress too far into a case...  A party cannot simply abandon the case because if you dismiss the case, then you can't just do damage and then when you're about to lose, leave the case. So if you decide to leave the case, you have to have both parties agree to it.  And to be clear, when two parties agree to something, it's called a stipulation, and basically anything can be agreed to in a stipulation, including unconstitutional stuff, as per the Aaron Holt thing. So in the case, Montegraff said, I want to drop the case, to which Nick Ricada and his attorney, Randazza, agreed and stipulated that they would drop the case, presumably with the condition that they would not file for damages or fees or costs or anything if they agreed to it.  So it's a white piece, and they both walk away. I did not know why Montegraff did this, but basically Montegraff admits that it's a financial constraint, but he also says that the original purpose of him suing Ricada is no longer of pertinence anymore and not worth the money to pursue. Because when Nick Ricada called Montegraff a boy-loving pedophile many, many years ago,  Nick Ricada was near the top of his game. He had thousands of people in his audience. He was well-respected in the law-tubing community. Many people cared about what he had to say, and many people believed what he had to say. Montagraf's point is that it's no longer worth the money to pursue the case because Nick Ricada is no longer credible, and Nick Ricada calling him a pedophile no longer has any bearing in the judgments of rational people because he is so irrelevant and so irreputable that there is no harm in the defamation.  So you could say that that's Cope and Snead or whatever. You could say that Rakeda lost and that actually he's the real loser. But chat, that's so wishy-washy. I don't like those kind of fence-sitting positions. You know how I am. I like to take extreme positions. So I got to say, I got to chalk this up. You know what this is.


2:24:23
Unknown_33:  i i made that lovingly by hand completely free and open source software by the way i even i even downloaded a ai thing for generating voices and fed it quake announcer um sorry not even quake announcer lines uh some other game i forgot i forgot i fed it announcer lines from a game from 1990 and  And kept rolling it until I got a good total Baldo victory. I put this together perfectly, downloaded a high-quality copy of the song. I did the image editing and photo P. I used Kdenlive for the video editing. Completely false. A 100% false, ethically-sourced meme chat. Unreal Tournament, that's it. Sorry.


Unknown_33: Kdenlive is how you pronounce it. Sorry.


Unknown_33:  Play it again, I will.


2:25:41
Unknown_33:  See, this is how you know. I do my bits ahead of time. I prepare. I put the hours in, Chad. I put the hours in for you. This stream took an inordinate amount of time. Usually my streams don't take more than a full work day to put together on Thursday. But I've been chipping away at this all week.  Uh, next, a little bit of a, as I like to do, my back-to-back Baldo to Bossman Jack segments. Bossman Jack was interviewed by New York Times member of the tribe, Eric Toller, who does a visual investigation. So, I don't know what he's doing with Bossman Jack. They had a Discord interview that he broadcast that was about 15 minutes long. So, I don't know if he's doing like a general story about sports gambling and, you know, how...  How ubiquitous gambling is and shit. And how he's one of the most well-known internet gamblers. Especially for somebody who's really down bad as opposed to the other people on kicker stuff. We got a little ratatouille rat doing a story on Bossman Jack. I don't much appreciate it, chat.


2:26:13
Unknown_33: I will post the credits to the music. It's a Finnish metal song, bro. I can't fucking pronounce it. You want me to try to pronounce it? I can try to pronounce this shit. Hold up. Let's see. Trax...


2:26:47
Unknown_33:  Simply look up Raltakatu by Termion Ketilut. That's the song name, bro. Go look it up, motherfucker. Bitch.


Unknown_33: The boss has been jacked. Interviewing New York Times editor. And also, I got a little clip for you you might find entertaining. He's playing CSGO...


2:27:21
Unknown_33:  CSGO, the competitive version. But he has to dip off camera for a second. Let's see what he was doing here.


Unknown_32: I'll be right there, guys.


Unknown_03: I'm going to burn myself. Holy fuck.


Unknown_33:  He can't smoke crack in the hallway anymore, I don't think. So now he just smokes crack a little bit off screen and you can like hear the lighter flicking and you can hear him burn himself and shit.


2:27:56
Unknown_33:  He's still going back to fucking jail. And I know that you motherfuckers are going to be happy. You're going to be like, oh boy, we don't have to hear about Bossman anymore. I'll find a way, motherfucker. I'm going to send him letters.


Unknown_33: I'm going to interview him in person, okay? I'm going to go to Seville and see my boy, Bossman Jack, and interview him. I'm going to give him some Twinkies, some commissary, okay? Because I know that he's going to be down dead in debt as soon as he goes to jail. We're going to be getting daily Bossman letter segments, okay?


2:28:38
Unknown_33:  All right, so as with my little video editing foray, I like to keep my streams fresh. Maybe that's why I don't feel burnout from doing this for six years. I really enjoy my little forays into the unknown. And to keep my streams fresh, while I do tread my usual suspects, sometimes a little bit more than I should, every so often, I like to break away and take a swipe at something new. And my favorite way to do this is  Is to take a swipe at something everybody likes. To get some real stimulating fucking comments in the comment section. About how I'm jealous. How I was jealous about their money. Or how talented they are. Or how they smash box. I love it when I make fun of somebody. As I do everybody else. But then I take a swipe at somebody who everybody likes. And then suddenly I'm the bad guy. And I'm just jealous. So...  This will be an hour long segment at the very fucking least because there's a lot to go over. And I am talking about the gorilla nest.


2:29:16
Unknown_33:  Sam Hyde, everybody's favorite absurdist comedian from our lifetimes, did an unusual guest appearance on something called the Harlan Williams Highway Podcast. And on it, he behaved a little bit strange. Now, if you are listening and you have not seen his interview with the Harlan Williams Podcast,  and you're at all interested in seeing Sam Hyde have, I honestly don't know what to call it besides like a hissy fit.


2:29:55
Unknown_33: Pause, go find it, watch it. Because I'm about to lay the groundwork for people who are watching live who probably have seen it once already.  And I honestly think that before you listen to my take, you should do a once watch over and get your own opinions, because it took me three watches to truly fucking appreciate the nuance of this 45 minute long video where like half of it is ad read intermissions. OK, so the actual interview itself is like 30 minutes or less.  And it is so dense and unspoken behavior that it does require three full watches to even understand what the fuck is happening. So before I show you the clips, and I have gone through and I've clipped out probably a good 10 minutes, 15 minutes of this to go over together, I want to introduce you to who Harlan Williams is. Because you may know him, but you probably don't know him by his name. So here's a little introduction.  Actually, let's not do the red bar thing. Let's, uh, just show you a clip from a video. This is Harlan Williams.


2:31:16
Unknown_33: You may recognize the movie.


Unknown_03: Where the fuck is he? Mr. Brody? Where's my son? What? Mr. Brody, please, I don't know! Is that a WLM podcast?


Unknown_03: Is it a Hollywood Zellius cartoon? Oh, yeah!


Unknown_33:  Rip Torn is the guy beating him up. The guy with the cast is our boy Harlan. He was not quite ever a big-name actor, but he showed up in a bunch of weird comedies. The one that I've actually seen is Freddy Got Fingered. If you've never seen Freddy Got Fingered and you're interested in absurdist humor, watch the Red Letter Media review of Freddy Got Fingered. If that sounds interesting to you, watch the full movie.  There is no harm in being spoilered on Freddy Got Fingered. It is an experience. The plot does not matter. I really love Freddy Got Fingered. It's really, really funny. There are some parts in it that are just absolutely amazing. And it is a critique of the industry. So it's basically an insult towards the industry. So it's a very fascinating film. And it stars Tom Green.  Who is also, much like our boy Harlan Williams, the star of this, is an absurdist 2000s, like post-ironic. I honestly don't know how to describe these people. I'm just going to keep saying absurdist. I think that's the most accurate term. And Tom Green and Harlan Williams were literally neighbors. They lived next to each other. And both were friends with somebody everybody is familiar with.  Norm MacDonald, who was also Canadian and also did very deadpan, hard to tell if he's being serious or not, absurdist humor. So these three people were like a Canadian trio. They didn't work together, but they knew each other and they influenced each other. And they had very memorable impacts on culture because we apparently have to choose if we want Jewish influence or Canadian influence in our media. Because for some reason, everybody on the right is fucking Canadian for some unknown, godforsaken reason.  Um, what I'm trying to say is that he has a real career man is 62 years old. He's been doing this for 40 plus years. Um, and he is, he has been surrounded by some of the best in this comedy style, which is


2:33:43
Unknown_33:  Sam Hyde is close to. So I've actually said more than I intended to. Let's hear what Redbar has to say. I watched this video as well because I didn't know who Harlan Williams is, so I did more research into him before in preparation for this stream. One of the things that I watched was Redbar's review of Harlan's appearance on Joe Rogan Experience.


Unknown_28:  Joe Rogan had Harlan Williams on a guy that, you know, years, years. I've always known Harlan Williams. We all have. Right. He's been in every movie. When I was a kid, Harlan Williams was like in these movies. Jews rock.


2:34:15
Unknown_33: By the way, if you're just going to say that everybody involved in this is Jewish and therefore Sam Hyde wins.  Please find a gun and blow your brains out because you're a fucking joyless, soulless fucking hack. You're so utterly poisoned by a all-consuming hatred of Jews that you'd probably unironically worship fucking Loki.


Unknown_33: You have to learn to lighten up a little bit.


Unknown_28: TV, he was like a mainstream, I would call him a filler comic back then where nobody was really a fan.  But he was in these little things, right? Now, I remember first paying attention to Harlan as a little bit more than a filler character. Moth is attacking me.


2:34:45
Unknown_28: I think I remember hearing him on Adam Carolla years and years and years ago during the height of Carolla's podcast and going, oh, this Harlan is kind of funny.  You know, he's kind of good at this and he kind of has a mean bone in his body a little bit. I love discovering this. I see this with Tim Heidecker, where these guys, they're pretending that it's just, you know, random comedy, but it does kind of have like a.


2:35:24
Unknown_28:  Mean spirit to it. Harlan Williams was great on this. He destroyed David Lucas on that Kill Tony. Where was that? Was that the YouTube theater?


Unknown_13: That was the second LA show, yeah.


Unknown_28: He was on it with the YouTube theaters, on with Adam Devine, who I was not impressed by. Thanks a lot, Adam.


Unknown_28: But Harlan Williams was great, and he really got a lot of attention at that roast for being real quick. He was quicker than anybody on Kill Tony.


Unknown_28:  You know, the true king, I would say Harlan Williams. Harlan Williams goes on Joe Rogan.


2:35:59
Unknown_28: And you're thinking, you go, yeah, is he going to just play it straight and kind of just talk to Joe about, you know, real stuff? Or is he going to run bits? What's he going to do? Well, wait till you see what he did here.


Unknown_33:  So, summarize. He is deadpan, absurdist comedian. Did a Joe Rogan bit. And I watched, what's interesting watching the Joe Rogan bit is that Harlan Williams actually prepared for it. Apparently Joe Rogan brings up, as an example, Joe Rogan brings up bear attacks, or bearers constantly.  So Harlan Williams actually got a makeup artist to do prosthetic bear claw attack marks on him so that when Joe Rogan inevitably, without being prompted, brought up bears, he took off his shirt and there were bear claw marks all over his body. So the joke was that Joe Rogan is so predictable that he could put on prosthetics ahead of time to punk him when he inevitably brought up bears for some stupid fucking reason.


2:36:44
Unknown_33: That was one thing. The other thing is that he brought celery and ate celery into the microphone. And...  Joe Rogan was like genuinely flustered that this guy wasn't taking him seriously, which if you were about to make an appearance on Harlan Williams podcast, it would have been very beneficial to you to watch this video and understand that number one, this guy does research before he talks to you. And number two, he does try to get a rise out of you and you have to play along in a certain way that would have benefited somebody in the upcoming clips. In case you're looking at Redbar and you're like, why do I give a fuck about who Redbar is and what he has to say? Redbar is the person behind this masterpiece.


2:37:25
Unknown_33:  What if it's loading? There it is.


Unknown_27: Life is like a nigger here in Old Knicks. I hate fucking niggers. Niggers suck dick. They're all poor like Obama. Fuck Marshall Obama.


Unknown_26:  So now that I've won you back and he's not just a dirty Jew to you, let's continue.


2:38:12
Unknown_33: Okay. I got to play. I got to fucking work overtime for this shit.  So this interview begins. It commences. It begins. All right.


Unknown_33: And it starts off very awkward because Sam is a guy who has to, apparently, based off his performance in this, has to feel in control of every conversation that he's in.


Unknown_33: And  Unfortunately for him, Harlan Williams is somebody who for the past 40 years has been around people exactly like Sam Hyde. Dime a dozen Sam Hydes trying to imitate Tom Green. And he knows exactly what the game is. And he's not going to play along and not going to give Sam what he wants to feel like he's in control of the situation.


2:38:46
Unknown_33: And one of the things that Sam does almost immediately to this poor boomer comic who just wants to help him plug his...


Unknown_33:  his new thing, it's extreme peace is what they're there to plug. Nick Rochafort orchestrated this as the businessman that he is. I'll get to that in a second, um, to help advertise extreme peace. So he's there to rip off Sam Hyde. He's there to have a good time and he's there to help them promote their podcast.


2:39:21
Unknown_33: Uh, Sam, welcome.  So this is the Highland Highway podcast, and you can see the layout. There's actually Charles offscreen to the right, and then Damil, the Filipino, is to the left. And I actually thought that Sam ordered this guy to get behind him, and I don't know why.  I guess maybe to surround him. So he felt surrounded on set and intimidated, but that did not work. And in fact, Harlan very quickly realized into this interview that DeMille is not funny and is incapable of being a comedian in and of himself. So he constantly...  constantly asks Demille to say something funny and Demille just goes, I don't know what to say. And then he just looks at him with disbelief and he just keeps doing this over and over again because he realized that only Sam and Nick have any fucking brain cells in this entire crew and he exploits this for maximum humiliation. But this is early and this is five minutes into the podcast including all the intros and shit. The actual recorded intros.


2:39:53
Unknown_33: And this is, I think, when Sam brings up Jews for the first time.


Unknown_14:  So, remember, this guy did research on Sam.


2:40:38
Unknown_33: He's not unaware that Sam hates the Jews. So he brings up the Jews, and Harlan, who doesn't want to get into an anti-Semitic diatribe with this guy, immediately flips it on him and says, oh, are you Jewish? Which is like a, it's like a jab.  It's not mean in any way to a normal person, but to Sam Hyde, he's going to get really offended at that and it's going to piss him off. And this, this is like the most passive aggressive alpha male contest that you've ever seen. Harlan is trying to assert dominance over him by pissing him off. And Sam Hyde is trying desperately not to look pissed off and is trying to intimidate Harlan in some way.


2:41:11
Unknown_10:  There, what temple? Well, it was actually the Scientology Center. I was meeting with all the sort of bigwigs. Oh, wow.


Unknown_14: So wait, they'll take you in at Scientology and convert you to Judaism?


Unknown_33: Harlan sets up a joke. He spins it on them and sets up a joke that now Sam has to run with on the spot. And he immediately flubs it by saying that he went to a Scientology Center.  And then Harlan capitalizes on that and calls him out and says, like, so you converted to Judaism at Scientology? Relentless. Relentlessly humiliating him and his lack of chops. They call it the intake. Okay.


2:41:43
Unknown_10: Scientology. Yeah. And they have, you know, there's the surface level Scientology, which is where you get the books and the literature and the sci-fi stuff. But if you go deep, they're all Jewish. Really? Yeah.


Unknown_14:  Wait, so you just turned Jewish, what, three days ago?


Unknown_10: Yes, I was running low on money.


Unknown_14: And what were you before you became, as you call it, Jewish? A goy. Do you know what a goy is? It's a fish in a pond in Japan? Correct. Correct. Can you clarify, please?


2:42:19
Unknown_07: Yeah, it's true. I've seen it myself.


Unknown_06: I think it's Yiddish for having a huge cock.


Unknown_06:  Please say your name. Charles. Charles said he thinks it's a huge cock. It's a euphemism for having a huge cock. That's what Goy originally means.


Unknown_07: Can you verify, please? Yeah, it's true. I've also seen it as well.


Unknown_33:  just it's so painful because it's so not funny charles for some reason gets really indignant and has to stand up for the dignity of the goyim and is like my dick like an actual fucking monkey retard my dick and then realize realizing that he's not funny he asked him to repeat himself be not funny twice charles does it and then he gets the other guy the other wigger who's a filipino wigger  And he asked him, can you verify this? And he immediately flips and says, yeah, I've seen the BWC. It's big. Goycock is huge. And it's just like, holy fuck. Like, everybody around him is just, like, embarrassing. And state your name. This is all a joke, you idiots. If you think that this is a bit that Harland is in on and they're copacetic and they're working together, keep watching, motherfucker. You're wrong.


2:43:04
Unknown_33: Ryan Lasagna lips.


Unknown_14:  We don't laugh at friends here, Sam.


2:43:36
Unknown_10: I'm sorry.


Unknown_14: Okay, so what were you before you were Jewish? Okay.


Unknown_14:  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Hollow Highway podcast. We got Sam Hyde here. They do a soft reset of the podcast three times.


Unknown_33: And I honestly can't tell if they were trying to give him an opportunity to not be cringe. Like if they would have allowed him to reset the podcast and start over. They do it three fucking times. And this is the first time. And then he immediately brings up Jews again.


2:44:08
Unknown_14:  Pardon me? You were just doing a voice. What was that? It was Cajun. What is Cajun? It's sort of a Cajun Jewish. Are you making fun of me? That didn't sound like Gambit. A K-Jew. A K-Jew. Yeah.


Unknown_10: As opposed to a gay Jew.


Unknown_14: I was making fun of you. I love making fun of you. You're going to be getting a call.


Unknown_33:  I love making fun of you. He literally just opens up and says, I love making fun of you. There's so look, it's one of those things where it's like, I feel like I'm being gaslit. Like, is this intentional? Is this actually like, are they actually like having this passive aggressive fit with each other? And they're just openly saying they're making fun of them. Like what is going on? Okay. This is clip two. It starts at seven minutes of, I chopped out all the plugs and shit. So seven minutes in, um, Sam physically gets up. They've been doing this passive aggressive shit for like five minutes straight now. Watch what Sam does.


2:44:41
Unknown_17:  This music's tight. Is this AI? Isn't it tight?


Unknown_33: This is after the third reset, by the way. He had... What's her face? Come... Actually, I don't know if this happened yet. Did you pay for it? This was built into this system.


Unknown_14: Is it really? Yeah. It's tight. Sam, I'd say it's tight and ripe. Tight and ripe.


2:45:14
Unknown_33: Yeah.


Unknown_33:  There is a speculation that that is a reference to Marky. I cannot, I can't figure out what Titan ripe is a reference to, if you know, leave a comment because it really seems to piss Sam off. And they say something about how he mentioned Titan right before the podcast started. And it, it feels like he said something and it, it made Sam uncomfortable. And that's why he was like pissed off before this, like things even started. Do you like those two words together?


Unknown_33: Uh,  or no doesn't that sound like it sounds like he's he's indicating something and Sam seems to react like he knows what he's talking about we were outside we were talking and you were giving me sort of you were saying things with like a sexual connotation yeah and your eyes have this kind of like I would say beautiful but then it became sinister


2:46:03
Unknown_10:  Sort of. Sinister sex? Twinkle. It was a sinister sex that you were. Really? You were sort of communicating outside. Interesting. You were talking about how ripe and tight the tangerine trees are out there.


Unknown_10: And you were doing that. What? Doing what?


Unknown_14: You know you're licking your lips right now? I don't do that. What am I, a party boy? Do you mind licking?


Unknown_33: That's the weird part. Listen to that again. Do you know what I'm saying?


2:46:35
Unknown_33:  Sam looks at Nick and says, you see what I'm saying? And then he says, yeah, I think everybody sees it. And I don't know if that's a reference to him licking his lips or something else. But that part stuck out to me. I was like, what the?


Unknown_14: Do you mind licking your lips?


Unknown_33: Okay. Keep in mind, he keeps asking Damil to do stuff. That's going to pay off in a second. Yeah, he's a street. Turn it up. Sorry. I'll put it up.


Unknown_14:  A street, a butter nutter, a button, a sweet water, sweet water.


2:47:10
Unknown_07: I used to be also a war daddy. I also used to be a war daddy from Vietnam and San Quentin.


Unknown_14: Look, hold on guy. Do you know how to lurch?  Because there's going to be a lot. You need to lurch. If you're not going to lurch, then don't touch. Sam, do you have something to say? No, I just want to get a better position. Come on in. Bend.


Unknown_14: Bend. And flex your mouth.


Unknown_06: I have BioFreeze if you want any. I have it on me.


Unknown_33:  So Sam, after realizing that he's not able to make this guy uncomfortable just by being weird, gets up and physically like leans over him on the desk. And you think, Josh, you're looking into it. He's like a boxer and shit. So he's like just stretching his back just like he says, bro. It's like he's not trying to physically intimidate him. You're wrong, especially if you haven't watched the entire thing.


2:47:50
Unknown_33:  This is just called Personal Space. I think it gets even closer to him.


Unknown_14: Can we start with a choir song? Because I feel like we're at a Catholic... I know you're Jewish and all that. K-Jew or whatever. Can we start with a Catholic... I feel like we're at a choir, guy. What do you want to sing? I'd like you to lead it.


2:48:22
Unknown_33: One thing that I saw a lot of the MDE, the hide sissies, what they were saying was that


Unknown_33:  Harlan was unnecessarily provocative towards Sam. And that's not true. And this is one instance where, um, Harlan is giving him the opportunity to actually be funny again. Like right now he's very defensive. He's not saying anything funny. His, uh, the meal and Charles are both cringe. And, uh,  He's like, okay, let's give you an opportunity to do something funny. I'm going to open up. I feel like we're all together, this big posse of people together in this room. I feel like we're a choir. You want to sing. So it's an opportunity to sing and be funny or do something funny in response to that. Sam says no, but check what happens.


2:49:01
Unknown_14: That's a good setup.


Unknown_05:  And to Jesus brings... Sam is being super assertive, getting in his space and being uncomfortable.


Unknown_33: Meanwhile, Nick Rochafort is actually singing. So if you're saying Sam doesn't want to be singing like a little birdie for this weird boomer, Nick for some reason is. And I'll tell you why. Nick likes him. Nick likes Harlan Williams. Nick likes these Canadian comedians like Tom Green and Norm Macdonald.  And Nick worked to get this interview set up to promote the show Extreme Peace. So when he realizes that there's this strange tension between Sam Hyde and Harlan Williams for some unknown fucking reason, Nick throughout the entire thing is constantly trying to de-escalate things and play into the jokes that Harlan is setting up. Nick is the only person that tries to riff or have any fun whatsoever.  So you can't tell me that this is like a thing that they've set up and worked with because Nick is actively struggling to reel in this fucking retard who doesn't seem to realize that in physically intimidating, Harlan Williams is not actually what he's supposed to be doing here.


2:50:14
Unknown_08: I like that idea.


Unknown_33: Sam, you're lurching on me.  He's even saying, like, you're getting in my space. He's, like, announcing this. You are being fucking weird.


Unknown_14: Are you running up on me? Oh, you're back sore, so you got to, like, shut up.


Unknown_10: I'm in so much physical pain right now. What happened, guy? Talk to me. I have a shoulder impingement in my back, my lower back, my lumbar spine. It's just, I don't know.


Unknown_06: You got to use Biofreeze.


Unknown_10: Daniel, can you get the Biofreeze?


Unknown_33:  this is called Meatloaf this is a weird segment about rape where Sam Hyde brings up rape and then Harlan who is not going to make jokes about raping corpses has to try and play it off and I think this also causes an issue I've lifted a few corpses up at Forest Lawn I'll go up in the middle of the night two weeks ago I dug up Meatloaf and did a deadlift to him and that fat fuck did you rape him first?


2:51:05
Unknown_14:  You're confused what's going on.


Unknown_33: That's the thing. What's going on, it doesn't make sense if you interpret this literally. What's happening is that Sam Hyde and Harlan Williams are having a weird passive-aggressive alpha male contest where the person who blinks first, in this case, being the person who gets offended or breaks character first, is the one who loses.


Unknown_14:  I think the groundskeeper was doing that, so I kind of did it after. What, raping Meatloaf? Yeah. I would do anything for love, but I won't do that. You have an amazing voice.


Unknown_10: Thank you. That's really well done, that's nice. I would love it if you would lead us in a ham or a choir. My throat hurts.  So again, he brings up deadlifting.


2:51:38
Unknown_33: He makes a, like a pun about deadlifting meatloaf, like a corpse, because it's like a, like a play on words. It doesn't have to be super funny, but that's what he's trying to do. Sam brings up raping a corpse. And then somehow to avoid the topic of rape,  Harlan Williams actually manages to sing a song on the spot to redirect in a funny way from not wanting to rape corpses, which is not the kind of comedy he's going for. It also, by the way, demonstrates that Harlan Williams does not consider singing a song to be cucked. If you sing the song, if you try to have fun and sing the song like he's suggesting, it's  It's not cut because he just did it himself. So it's not like a power play where the first person to sing loses. He's trying to de-escalate and continuing to keep Sam on track, but Sam refuses to have any fucking fun, even though Nick is very willing to play along.


2:52:13
Unknown_33:  Actually, this is the third restart. He brings up Jews again.


Unknown_10: No, I'm not Jewish, actually. I'm just regular.


Unknown_33: This is really fucking cringe.


Unknown_10: I'm a 13th generation American, actually. Sam starts breaking character here.


2:52:50
Unknown_33: Here we go. He asks again if Sam was Jewish, and Sam gets really defensive and says, No, I'm a 13th generation American. As if that's going to be impressive.


Unknown_33: Your Highness, you came over on the Mayflower? I didn't realize I was in the presence of colonial royalty.


Unknown_10: My, uh...  I mean, that's as far as my knowledge of my ancestry goes.


Unknown_33: What's your heritage? Italian, German, English, Irish. So someone in chat says, Josh, that's a bit. You don't get it. You don't get it. It's absurdist humor. You just don't get it. He's not being serious. Okay, check out this. Next start. Next statement. What's your heritage? Irish, German, whatever the fuck. He names four things. So a boomer would be like, oh, so you're an Amerima. You're a mixture of everything.  So everything.


2:53:22
Unknown_33: But to Sam Hyde, who is not a normal person and who has been conditioned by a pole for the last 15 fucking years, hears that and he doesn't hear a boomer saying, oh, I'm a mix of everything, which is what people in America will often say. They'll say, I'm a mix of everything from Europe. I got a little bit of German, Italian, Irish, whatever the fuck, right? That's just what people say. It's normal. But he hears that and this fucking...  Crypto Jew? Harlan Williams is calling him an Amerimut, the most offensive word on 4chan slash poll.


2:53:54
Unknown_10:  I mean, those four things, you know.


Unknown_33: So he's like in a debate, bro. Reaction to that. Well, I didn't say it was everything. It's just four things, man. Like that's how you debate when you're like trying to like talk white nationalism with somebody who's like a civic nationalist and says, well, you're an immigrant. Like that's that's that conversation. That's not a fucking bit. That's him getting defensive that this guy attacked his proud 13 generations American heritage and his European ancestry. That's fucking gay.


2:54:32
Unknown_14:  You're legally allowed to open an IHOP with all those qualifications. That would be a good move, I think. International House of Pancakes. What are you?


Unknown_14: Nosy.


Unknown_34: Look, Nick laughs at this.


Unknown_33: They all laugh at the joke because it's funny that he's asking all these questions about him. And then when he asks, he's like, oh, nosy. Nick laughs. Charles laughs. The fucking Filipino laughs. The only person not laughing is him, is Sam Hyde. He's the only person who's not  joke mode does it mean jewish maybe i am it brings the fucking jews again had my bar mitzvah when i was 13 rabbi rabbi pappen are you lying are you doing the thing where we're just gonna lie the whole time are you saying that you're really um um mr harlan williams if you're being serious can you say like um i'm being super serious i'm jewish can you like say super serious when you're being super serious mr harlan williams you had a bar mitzvah when you were 13 can you confirm


2:55:33
Unknown_07:  Wait, are we lying?


Unknown_07: I'm asking you. I'm asking you. I had one. The House of Lies.


Unknown_07:  I'm not lying. I love it.


Unknown_33: I love every time he leans back and asks the meal to say something, it's like fucking fentanyl injected straight into my spinal fluid, Chet.


Unknown_06: I have a vague recollection of that, so it might be true. Larry, go ahead. The bar mitzvah, the bat mitzvah that you were doing? Yeah. Yeah, I remember the ceremony only vaguely, so I think it might not be a lie.


2:56:08
Unknown_06: What do you think, Sam?


Unknown_10: I'm totally in mystery right now. I need to know, though.


Unknown_33:  He refuses to have a conversation. This guy is in disbelief. Are you fucking serious? You're not going to have a conversation with me until I actually affirm or deny being Jewish for real, for real, super serious, baby Sammy serious? That's what we have to do to have this conversation. He actually yields. He breaks character this one time. This one time. Listen.


Unknown_14: Look, I'm willing to switch topics if this is getting too convoluted.


Unknown_10: Well, I need to know the truth.


2:56:40
Unknown_14: I'm not Jewish.


Unknown_33:  That is a character break. Harlan Williams says like, look, dude, I don't know what's going on. I don't know what I did to upset you. If you don't like this conversation, we can restart and start again. It's like, I'm not trying to get stuck on this. And then he finally says, no, bro, I'm not fucking Jewish. I'm a Canadian Catholic. And then they restart the show again. I'll let this play out.


Unknown_33:  This fucking idiot. This guy in the chat. This fucking little hide sissy. Let's put him up there. This guy has been saying over and over again, it's a bit. Motherfucker, I'm going to slay you. You sit down and you watch this fucking segment to the very end. I'm about to cut you in fucking half like a piece of wood.


2:57:11
Unknown_33: I'm disappointed.


Unknown_10:  Well, I thought we were getting on a, you know, I thought you were going to be like the big Jew that kind of opens doors for us.


Unknown_14: I can.


Unknown_10: Can you?


Unknown_14: Yeah, what do you mean big Jew? Like a fat Jewish person?


Unknown_10: No, like in charge. Or a big Jewish person in the industry.


Unknown_14: I'm so sorry. Did I hit your ovaries? No, my elbow.


Unknown_06: Okay.


Unknown_14: Fresh tat.  So you want like a big Jewish person. Isn't that how it works? Immersed in the entertainment industry. Yes. That's how it works. I'm not that guy. I'm a Catholic Irish Canadian boy. Oh. Yeah.


2:57:43
Unknown_33: Same. And then Nick. Finally. Okay. The Jew shit is over. We've established that he is not Jewish. Nick tries to interject again and be like, me too, buddy. And then they have a little chat. Pardon me?


Unknown_05: Paul. Go ahead. Paul. You're a Canadian guy?


Unknown_14: Yeah. Same. From where, Paul? Quebec.  You see that shit?


2:58:16
Unknown_33: Nick and him, they start talking and they start going immediately. They start babbling in fucking French and shit. And Sam Hyde is not the center of attention anymore. So he burps into the microphone to disrespect the podcast he's on. It is an intentional disrespect to make gross ass noises like that to a microphone for a podcaster.  Not only is he unable to be funny, he's unable to allow Nick to be funny for him because then he's not the center of attention. What was that? That was French.


Unknown_10: A pair of what?


Unknown_14: Scissors. Yes, what do you need them for?


2:58:50
Unknown_10: Can we ask Amber?


Unknown_14: Amber, scissors immediately.


Unknown_10: Thank you.


Unknown_14: Give me the shears.


Unknown_06: There we go. Scissors. Are you going to cut the nipples out of your shirt again? I've got to do something.


Unknown_14: Oh, wow.  Nice. Here we go. Okay. This is interesting.


Unknown_33: He cuts this thread and then says, let's start over. Like this thread was bothering him. And it's like, I can't tell. Okay.


Unknown_14: We wait till we get the thread.


Unknown_11:  There we go. Ready to start over? Yeah.


Unknown_33: And this is like the third attempt. They're 12 minutes into this conversation now, and he's like, let's start over for the third time. And I can't tell if this is actually a bit or if they're like, okay, look, this was all really embarrassing. I don't want this on the internet. Let's try to redo this one more time. Okay.


2:59:24
Unknown_14:  ladies and gentlemen welcome to the harley highway podcast uh my special guest today hh yeah hh and uh sh sam hyde is here ladies and gentlemen uh with his great nick's face bro nick knows there's no saving this shit the third redo is not gonna fix it this is fucking over he already started the third redo by saying hh it's fucking over  Your friends, Michael, Damien, Stephen, Walter, and Potato Pancake Tips.


3:00:04
Unknown_07: Is this a different song? What's up on Potato Pancake Tips?


Unknown_14: What? Is this a different song? No, this is the same one. Why?


Unknown_10: It doesn't sound as good as the first time I heard it.


Unknown_10: No, it's a winner.


Unknown_14:  All right. Maybe we got off on the wrong foot with the whole Jewish thing. Do you like nature, Sam? Are you a nature guy?


Unknown_13: Can we avoid the Jewish question?


Unknown_14: So you want to start again? I suppose that's the only way to do it.  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Harlem Highway podcast. That one's actually funny.


3:00:44
Unknown_33: But then we have a little bit of something to come. This guy said something about enjoying nature. Remember this. It will be important later. 18 minutes in, Sam starts getting violent. You may notice that Harlan Williams has a piece of paper in front of him. Sam finds offense in this. Guys know what a prison sissy is? That's what I was in prison.


Unknown_33:  Oh, he tried. And he loses. He tried to assert dominance by taking the boomer's paper and was felted. Look at him, literally looking down at the table. Nothing but felt. Read the question on there. I wanted to see if you...


3:01:20
Unknown_10:  Rape Chua. Well, isn't Alaska the rape capital of the planet? Talk to me. Yeah, because they're Indians. I love rape. Talk to me. They're absolutely barbaric. Yeah, the Inuits are famous for that. They're just raping each other all the time. Is that where Eskimo is? Yeah. Okay.


Unknown_14: Can we have a rape talk?


Unknown_30: Can the suicides go down?


Unknown_10: I'd love to talk rape.


3:01:53
Unknown_14: Have you ever been raped? You look like you have. Thank you.


Unknown_33:  So Harlan Williams made it very clear when they first brought up rape, rape is not a part of his set. He does not want to talk about rape. So Sam brings up rape again, very sarcastically. He says, I love rape. He's annoyed. He's not showing it. He's actually really fucking annoyed this idiot is bringing up rape again. So what does he say exactly like with the Jewish thing? He knows that Sam doesn't like Jews. So he says, are you Jewish? Well, Sam brings up rape again. So what does he say?


3:02:24
Unknown_30: Some suicides go down?  I'd love to talk rape.


Unknown_33: Have you ever been raped? You look like you have. That, you can't tell because it's buried under absurdist irony poisoned humor. That is him actually upset this fucking idiot is being so unfunny. Thank you.


Unknown_05:  I was raped by an Eskimo during the Iditarod one time. Nick's still trying. The guy that has five Alaskan Malamutes pounded me.


Unknown_05: And then he ended up going on and winning. And what's that Gary Paulson book with the Iditarod? He let the dogs out on you. Yeah, he let the dogs out on me. He let the dogs do rough dog on you? Yeah, it was Gary Paulson's famed novel after Hatchet. It was called Rough Dog. It was called Rough Dog. Are you hearing this, bro?


3:02:56
Unknown_14: Why don't you say something?


Unknown_14: God. God.  I'm just listening. But can you say something? Why do I have to carry the whole parka? Say something.


Unknown_34: Something, please. He can't.


Unknown_06: He can't do anything.


3:03:34
Unknown_34: He's even rubbing his arm uncomfortably.


Unknown_14: Watch his physical reaction. Say something.  Something, please.


Unknown_34: He starts comforting himself by rubbing his body. Sam is dismayed that the wigger menace has been called out and put on display. There's no hiding it anymore. They suck. They're not funny. They exist to glaze him. They serve no purpose.


Unknown_33: Embarrassing.  Okay, so the rape joke is tortured out for another fucking two minutes from this. And eventually they get Harlan Williams to talk about rape. So Harlan Williams talks about his rape experience. And he talks about getting pulled into a van by Catholic priests. To which point the comedian, who's a fan of dark, edgy humor, goes, Whoa, buddy. Priest? Don't you mean school teachers or rabbis?


3:04:10
Unknown_05:  Who was in the van, Harlan?


Unknown_14: So I'm rolling by. I go by the van. Three, four, five, six rotations, right? The eighth rotation, I go by. Van door slides open. Six priests grab me.


3:04:47
Unknown_14: Just trying. Excuse me. Allergies.


Unknown_05: They were public school teachers is what you meant.


Unknown_14: If I could tell my own story.


Unknown_05: That's true. Are you sure they weren't rabbis?


Unknown_07:  They might have been.


Unknown_32: Nick interrupted him so to punish them. He's putting Damien back on the mic.


Unknown_34: He's like, oh yeah, you want to interrupt me, motherfucker? Let me get the Filipino's perspective on this.


Unknown_14: Say it again? Well, do your job for fuck's sake.


3:05:22
Unknown_34:  Do your job. That sounds real too. Aren't you supposed to be a comedian? Don't you make fucking jokes? Do your fucking job, Pinoy.


Unknown_07: I really have nothing to talk about. I'm just here.


Unknown_05: Fritos.


Unknown_07: Pats.


Unknown_07: Yeah, I'm going to go fuck a bag of Fritos. There you go.


Unknown_14: So they pull me into the van. All right.


Unknown_33: This is...  The penultimate offense. Harlan Williams, as I said, as Red Bar said at the beginning, he's an absurdist comedian. He's mostly doing the post-ironic shit, right? Where he's just like deadpan humor. But there's a little bit of pressing to him. A little bit of that mean-spirited humor. So his jokes are at your expense sometimes. And if you want to handle Harlan Williams successfully, you have to roll with it.  You have to be funny. So, Harlan Williams had a prepared sketch for this. And if you don't get the joke, I will explain it.


3:05:56
Unknown_14: I was going to say, if any of the gang, or you even, Sam, but not you, if you have any cunnilingus techniques, we'd love to see them. I'll interrupt a specific part. Give it a shot.


3:06:32
Unknown_33: You want to...  Sam says no. He doesn't want to participate. The meal is offered the fake pussy lips or whatever. I don't even know what that is. But he's offered them and is asked to do a cunnilingus performance. And, of course, being a stooge with no free will, he decides that, sure, why not?


Unknown_14: Just show us your cunnilingus.


Unknown_33: Don't do that, Daniel. One more time. You want to...


Unknown_14:  Just show us your cunnilingus.


Unknown_06: Michael Douglas has the best technique. It's getting throat cancer from it.


3:07:04
Unknown_33: Sam is angry. Not even that joke from Charles made him laugh. He's taking a sip of water because he needs to rehydrate. Allow me to explain the joke and explain why Demille was commanded by Sam Hyde not to partake in the joke.  Sam Hyde's trailer for Extreme Peace featured various wannabe Hollywood comedians performing under the guise that they were auditioning for something else. And they were asked to demonstrate their cunnilingus technique to a hot lady. And so these poor men, who were unbeknowingly a part of Extreme Peace, embarrassed themselves by performing air cunnilingus to try and impress the lady.  And this was the foundation of the trailer was this put upon joke. Harlan Williams did his research. He saw the trailer for the show that they were promoting on his show. And so he flipped the script and said, let's do the same thing to see him hide.  How would you perform cunnilingus? Now, Sam Hyde has done this to a dozen fucking people. He did this for profit. He lied to people about the context of what they were doing so that he could make money off of it as part of his comedy routine. So surely...  Going into this environment with this comedian, he should have some way of parlaying this cunnilingus thing into something funny. Instead, he says, I'm not going to do it. And when Demille tries to be funny or at least just do it, Sam says, don't do it, Demille.  Because he knows what Harlan Williams is setting up, and he has absolutely nothing funny to do as a reaction. He is completely on the defensive. He's not in a funny zone. He has no idea how to handle being the butt of the joke of Harlan Williams. This stupid, goofy-looking boomer who, you know...  By the way, his last episode of Sam Hyde's show or whatever is about boomers. So he has absolute contempt for this guy who's a literal boomer and who is manhandling him and his entire fucking team of six people effortlessly while he can sit there and do nothing but fucking seethe and make no jokes whatsoever.


3:08:53
Unknown_33: Harlan Williams is 62. That makes him a baby boomer.  I looked it up, motherfucker. I did my research too. I got out my plastic salmon, okay? I did my clipping and I did some fucking research. He is a boomer.


3:09:29
Unknown_33: So that's that. And then there is the actual final offense, okay?


Unknown_33:  Harlan had said this before I gotcha are you a nature guy Sam do you like nature are you a nature guy do you like nature Sam hides on the defensive he knows another attack is coming what could it be where is he going with this  He's already bruised, battered, unfunny. How is he going to handle this nature quip? He's foreseeing all possible outcomes of where this nature bit is going. How does he react to this? No, not really. What about you? I would love to. He says no, by the way. He can't predict what he's going to do, so he just says no, I'm not into nature, to try and deflate whatever bit he's trying to come up with. Like, no, I don't like nature.


3:10:02
Unknown_14: Throw a nature thing by you. What's that?  Well, I don't know if you know this or not, but gorillas and orangutans, do you like nature at all or no? No. But is it okay if I talk to you about it? Of course, yeah. Every night, guys.


3:10:38
Unknown_10: You're not going to get an answer that you like.


Unknown_14: I think I will.


Unknown_10: I'm not a big nature guy. I like bonobos.


Unknown_14: You like what?


Unknown_10: Bonobos. I like great apes.


Unknown_14: Yeah. You like a bonobo? I don't like nature. Yeah, monkeys are different than apes. Okay, but maybe, what if I swayed you?


Unknown_33:  trying desperately to to terminate this joke before it can be at anything even close to being at his expense it will hit me nick is in look at nick's face by the way he's in danger mode he's like this this nature joke this nature joke he's so defensive he's like what could it be  Is this the end? Is the end approaching me? Am I a Pajeet in a railroad? Is there a train coming to snatch me up from behind? Am I in danger?


3:11:11
Unknown_14: Okay. Gorillas and orangutans make nests every night.


Unknown_14: Like every night they get twigs and they make a nest up in a tree. That sounds disgusting. I know. But I would love to see you make a gorilla nest.


Unknown_10: Right here? Yeah.


Unknown_14:  Amber, bring in the gorilla twigs, please. Oh, no, no. We're going to bring in gorilla twigs. I got you. Here we go.


3:11:43
Unknown_11: There we go. Oh, no. Gorilla nest coming in. Is there a gorilla in this room or what?  Oh, there we go.


Unknown_14: We lost.


Unknown_14: We lost power. Here, get in the gorilla nest. Wait, bring in the gorilla twigs. Up in the gorilla nest. I don't know if we have them.


Unknown_08: Let's get you in there.


3:12:14
Unknown_33: Okay. Actually, you know what? I'm not interrupting this. I will go through it and scan through it and make comments on the second run. Let's get you in there.


Unknown_13: Let's get you in there. Get in that nest. Get in that nest. There we go, buddy.  There we go. Gorilla twang. A big monkey. What are we, dancing? We're big monkeys. We're big apes. We're big gorillas. We're big apes. We're gonna get in that nest. This is crazy. We're gonna get in that nest, Arlen. We're gonna get in that nest. I see something I like in that nest. And I wanna make you touch it. Yeah? I see a big snake in there. I don't think we're recording anymore. All the cameras went out.


3:12:45
Unknown_06: Oh. Yeah.


Unknown_13:  Is that recording? Yep. Let's get you in that nest!


Unknown_06: We got this now! Let's get you in that big gorilla nest! Let's get you in there!


Unknown_14: I thought your back was sore.


Unknown_14: I'm suing. Now, can you make a gorilla nest with these twigs?


3:13:18
Unknown_13: You are going to do the nest building.


Unknown_10:  You have to show me how it's done.


Unknown_13: Oh, I see.


Unknown_10: We gotta see.


Unknown_13: I see you trying to get leverage.


Unknown_10: We gotta see.


Unknown_13: You gotta see what? You work out?


Unknown_10: Yeah. You're a big guy. I play hockey. This is a strong guy. Yep.


Unknown_10: Big strong guy. Big strong guy. How old are you?


Unknown_17: Nosey.


Unknown_10: He's a strong, athletic old guy right here.


Unknown_13: Yeah. Is that a fucking heat lamp? No. Why? You want some fries?


3:13:53
Unknown_10: Have you been heating this room up on purpose?


Unknown_13:  Huh? Have you been heating the room up on purpose? Is that anything? Do you like straight fries or curly fries? What kind of fries do you like? What do you like? Come on, dragon fried rice. I'll eat your face.


Unknown_13: I'm hungry. What do you want?  curly fries amber bring some cookies cookies on the counter curly fries i have biofruits if you're hungry we have no longer have audio yeah well i think we got a little video that'd be cool okay let's start i'm gonna have to go through this several times actually let's start with a little bit of a interesting take here let's see


3:14:45
Unknown_33:  Set this at 2x speed. I want to mute it.


Unknown_16: OK, if I can.


Unknown_16: Can I zoom in?


Unknown_16:  I cannot because it's like maximize.


Unknown_33: Okay. What are we going to do instead is just take a look at this point forward. Only look at Nick Rochefort and his face throughout this exchange. Okay. So I'm going to narrate it.


Unknown_33: Nick appears to be trying to keep the table from falling over. He fails. He shakes his head and leans backwards to hide his face from the camera.


3:15:17
Unknown_33:  Sam, uh, Nick is still hiding his face. He's leaned back. He's frozen and utter shock and despair. He's not even looking at Sam Hyde anymore. He appears to be having a panic attack. He appears to be on the verge of tears. He's looking around the room. He's literally avoiding looking at Sam Hyde and what he's doing. Uh, his mouth is open. He's gasping for air. He's still not making eye contact with Sam Hyde. Uh, he is literally hiding his face by looking down again. Um,


3:15:55
Unknown_33:  He is now looking off into the distance. He is seeing his life flash before his eyes. He's not saying anything.


Unknown_33: He literally looks like he's about to cry. Literally looks like he's about to fucking cry.


Unknown_16: Okay, and then they talk about the gorilla nest again.


Unknown_33: So, let's go through... I'm going to scan through this again. So...  Sam realizes that he is literally calling him a big, dumb ape and is asking him to perform. Sam has no way to comically perform to this to maintain what he considers his dignity.  And he has lost control of the situation because he failed to physically intimidate Harlan Williams with his size. So when he's asked to perform the gorilla bit, he literally freaks the fuck out and inserts a dominance the only way he knows how. He flips over a table like a man-child. This is the killer part. He just destroyed his table. That desk was probably several thousand dollars. And then he has like $10,000 of audio equipment on it. So he's expecting a serious negative reaction. He's expecting this guy to break character and be pissed off. What does he  do so he says after this bring in the gorilla twigs he's still doing he's still smiling at the camera laughing and doing the bit where okay you tipped over my desk get in there and make that fucking gorilla nest now now  Sam Hyde is like genuinely inconsolable with fucking rage because this guy just had his set ruined and he's still getting the gorilla twigs to make this motherfucker make a gorilla nest. So he physically assaults him. He assaults a 62 year old man. This man is 22 years older than him. And he tries to bend him over as if he's going to physically rape him. And he tries to put him into the gorilla nest. What he doesn't know,  is that harland williams exercises this was from the carrot top interview that he did that i watched and he um was asked by carrot top to show off his muscles so he flexes this guy stays in shape so sam high despite being 22 years younger and despite being in shape too is unable to physically push him down into the ground because he's fit and  So in his final act of desperation where he thinks he's going to physically fucking shove this guy onto the floor, he can't. He can't do it. Harlan Williams is as tall as he is, and he's also in shape. So the actual physical alpha gorilla contest that he's initiated, he fails. And what is the best part of Keno, and I can't tell if it's subliminal or not,  Harlan Williams, obviously he's older. He's not going to be able to keep up with Sam long-term. So he wants to break out of this without going to the floor. He decides to sit down in a chair after a second, but whose chair does he sit in chat?


3:18:21
Unknown_34: Whose chair is Harlan Williams in at the end of this? He's sitting in Sam's chair.


3:19:00
Unknown_33: He doesn't go to the ground and he takes his chair. He assumes the throne of the alpha gorilla and,  after rebuking his conquest attempt. So he's remained unfazed, remained unfazed by the table going to the ground and his studio equipment being smashed. Made sure that his studio kept the film rolling. You can even see Amber, the woman he keeps referencing, is holding her camera phone. So her first instinct when this shit happens is to pull out her camera phone and keep the footage rolling. So I think the audio was bad because it's coming off of Amber's camera phone after the microphones go down.  Then he keeps the bit going with the gorilla twigs. When they try to force him to the ground, he takes Sam's seat. And now Nick, I think this is what, what finally ends Sam's tirade is that in this space sounds schizophrenic as well, but Sam's the, I don't even, and I don't think this is intentional. This guy just wanted to take a seat and just so happened to be Sam's seat, which is very Kino. But now because he took Sam's seat,  Sam is facing his crew. He's not just looking at Harlan Williams and getting upset in this vacuum where this old man is not submitting to his comedy chops or whatever the fuck and getting made fun of. He sees Nick, he sees Charles, he sees Chris, he sees their reaction to what he's doing. And it suddenly becomes apparent to him. Oh shit, I fucked up. And Nick Rochefort is about to collapse into a fucking pit of cringe. Like, and this is what happened after this part,  Sam calms down, and he actually starts trying to make jokes as if he's going to recover from this moment. Because he can see Nick Rochefort's reaction. This whole thing, if you can break this down and watch it four fucking times, and you'll notice something different every time. So this is a couple minutes... There's actually a part I didn't clip in this, where...  He asked Amber to bring him a cookie. So she brings him like a little package of Chips Ahoy. And then Sam says it has seed oils in it. So he won't eat it. And then Nick takes one of the cookies and eats it. So Nick, even at this point, is trying to show Harlan Williams like, look, I'm a good sport. This is just Sam. I don't know what's wrong with him. I'll eat the seed oil cookie with you, Harlan Williams. And then they eat a seed oil cookie together.  Finally, towards the very, very end, as they're winding down, and Sam literally gets on one knee at this point. No, he's sitting on the other chair. I think he gets on one knee, because he gets really short compared to...


3:21:29
Unknown_33:  To him at some point. I don't know what the fuck they're sitting on. I think he might be sitting on his other stool. But at some point, he gets so low to him that it's crazy.


Unknown_33: Harlan finally asks him to plug his World Extreme Peace show. They're there to advertise. This is supposed to be a plug for Extreme Peace and not Sam Hyde having a weightlifting competition with a 62-year-old man.


Unknown_14: Can you tell us about your fabulous new...


Unknown_14:  Tell the folks watching. Thanks for finally bringing that up. Yeah.


3:22:00
Unknown_10: Let's talk about that. Alex Schultz directed this thing. Yes, Alex Schultz. And this is the crew right here. Eric Hayden, Charles Carroll, Nick Rochford. Yeah. And we had a show called... This is unedited, by the way.


Unknown_33: This is how it aired.


Unknown_10: Ten years ago. Listen.


Unknown_10:  So 10 years later, we redid it. We did a new sketch show. It's called... And it's going to be on... And it's very good. I know you did a live theater version of it just recently. And everyone loves a theater live.


3:22:31
Unknown_33:  This is the best part. Okay, so he just ripped out the plug. Sam is doing an in-person comedy skit at Culver City, which is nearby. This was in July. Or June, sorry. So he's asking him to show up. And I think this is just because he can actually see Nick's cringe. He actually tries to win Harlan Williams over. And there's like a complete shift in power dynamics at this point.


3:23:12
Unknown_10: Where is it?


Unknown_08: It's in Culver City.


Unknown_08: Oh. Can you just come?  What time? Five. I've never seen you so sad like you're pleading. I'm not sad, I just want you at the show. Does it mean a lot to you that I be there? Yes, yes. Eight o'clock tonight?


Unknown_08: Yes. Come see it. Are you being for real? Yes, yes, yes. Look in my eyes. Yes, I'm being for real. Look in my eyes.


Unknown_10: Come see it. I wanna see if you're being serious. I'm being serious.


3:24:01
Unknown_15:  Shut the fuck up.


Unknown_03: Why are you so crazy?


Unknown_33: That also felt like a character break where he tells them to shut the fuck up.


Unknown_15: Holy shit. Oh, I see what's happening now.


Unknown_13: Okay. You're crazy. I'll come to your show.


Unknown_14: Are you going to come? I will come to your show. Oh, yeah.


Unknown_32: What's the deal? Then he starts winking at them.


Unknown_14: Are you fucking with me? No, I'll be there. All right.  He confirmed in the comments by the way he did not come Okay


3:24:59
Unknown_33:  So, this is towards the very, very end. I see that guy who loves Sam Hyde is still defending his master's honor. I want you to listen real fucking good.  Don't listen. You have to tune out Sam Hyde. Listen for Nick Rochafort.


Unknown_09: Let me say it again in case you can't hear it.


3:25:37
Unknown_33:  Nick says, don't worry, Harland. We'll make it all better. We're good for this. Eric and I are good for this.


Unknown_33: That's him telling him, please don't call the cops for Sam Hyde assaulting you. We will pay for your studio. And then there's one more, one more little thing that really just taps it all off.


Unknown_31:  We'll be back next episode. We'll be back next episode.


Unknown_14: See you next time on the Holland Highway Podcast. Chicken chow mein. And any final words, Sam Hyde?


3:26:11
Unknown_32: One love.


Unknown_32: Listen again. One love.


Unknown_33: This is Hail Hitler, in case you can't tell.


Unknown_33:  You can tell based on his face, that's what he said, too. By the way, in case you're thinking, well, that's base, bro. Sam's, like, unapologetic about, like, his beliefs and, like, the National Socialist philosophy. Oh, yeah? Are you sure about that?


Unknown_33: He apologized. Harlan had asserted dominance so thoroughly that even though he couldn't help himself but to howl the Hitler, howl Hortler, he has to apologize for it.


3:26:42
Unknown_31: Sorry, I don't... Come on.


Unknown_33:  she i think that's a total harlan victory to me i don't know maybe i'm reading too much into the bit chat i know these bits i know how these bits work when you have professional comedians you know it's really hard to go out in front of an audience and try to be funny because if you aren't funny it's probably the most soul-crushing experience ever to prepare an entire comedy skit and then have nobody laugh it's probably really disheartening  So you can kind of shortcut this, right? You can kind of shortcut this whole comedy thing. Instead of preparing bits, you just be a cynical, sarcastic asshole the entire time. And then if you accidentally make people laugh by being a dickhead to everybody, then you can just say that you're an absurdist post-ironic comic that does man-on-the-street stuff, right? And you can call yourself a comedy trope. That way, when you fail and look like a dipshit, you can just say, it was a bit.  That makes it easier. That way it's not soul-crushingly embarrassing when you fuck up and embarrass yourself in front of people.


3:28:01
Unknown_33: Nigga, hail Harlan. She.


Unknown_33: I laugh at my own podcast, too. I'm my biggest fan. Ciao.  And I think this is a clip from Nick. He tried to do Zillow reviews the day after, and his chat was spammed with Gorilla Nest. I may have also been there spamming his chat with Gorilla Nest. To be clear, I love Nick Rochafort. I think he's really, really, really funny. I have nothing against him, but I was definitely there spamming Gorilla Nest. There's a gorilla and an empty nest emoji. That's like standard emojis. It's like fucking perfect.


3:28:35
Unknown_16: Oh, you fucking bastard. You better load.


Unknown_05:  Yeah, no, I was on the phone with fucking Rogan in Adult Swim all afternoon. It's over. That's how Hollywood works. The Harlan Williams thing is not what I heard, guys. We got fucked. We're screwed.


Unknown_37: It's 8.30 here. Senorita is here with me.


3:29:10
Unknown_33: Why am I being accosted by Sam Hyde?


Unknown_16: How am I being attacked by...


Unknown_33:  I'm being attacked by Ethan Ralph. Go away. Okay. There it is. Okay. Well, okay. Sorry. We're going back to the clip. So again, not a fucking bit. My dude.


Unknown_16:  That's what I heard.


Unknown_33: I heard a rumor that the reason why they were on the Harlan Williams show is because Harlan Williams had an in with Joe Rogan experience. And Sam has been desperately trying to get on JRE for years. So that's why Nick looked like he was about to fucking blow his brains out. Because this interview going well with this, you know, built in comedian guy was like the stepping stone for. Oh, you can't even hear it. It was a stepping stone for them getting into JRE and maybe Adult Swim.


3:29:46
Unknown_05:  But yeah, no, that and I was on the phone with fucking Rogan and Adult Swim all afternoon. It's over. That's how Hollywood works. The Harlan Williams thing is not what I heard. Guys, we got fucked. We're screwed now.


Unknown_24: Really?


Unknown_05: You might want to check with Sam because the phone was ringing off the hook today in the office. Then what the fuck is Adult Swim, Netflix, Rogan? They were telling me that they're on the phone with Harlan's people and he's mad about the set.


3:30:22
Unknown_24:  This is some sort of push-pull Hollywood thing because, seriously, gangbusters is the word that they were using a lot. And let me tell you something.


Unknown_05: We were so close!


Unknown_05: I knew. Schultz, we were so close! I was all a bitch. I saw my career flash before my eyes again, just like 2017. And I said to my friend, how could you do this to me again? Just a bit, chat.


Unknown_24: Because that's how Hollywood works.  You guys said, we're premiering in L.A.


Unknown_24: I said, I know exactly what's going to happen. There's just so many layers. The L.A. comedy scene is going to welcome us with open arms. What the fuck is this?


3:30:59
Unknown_05: Yeah, they're always, L.A., honestly, all the big, Pauly Shore. Gas up your engine. It's time for Blast Off. Chris D'Elia called me. He's like...  I love it. Uh, you need this. He called me. He said, uh, no.


Unknown_05: Oops. What happened on? Yeah. Um, so I'm fucked now. So. Yeah. Oops. What? What did you do to Harlan Williams?


3:31:30
Unknown_05: Fix his desk.


Unknown_05: And, uh, got the tool. It's literally. And I'm glad, like, honestly, like,  That's just how Hollywood works. Okay, do you want to... I got almost two full pages here.


Unknown_33: Dude, I love how there's like eight levels of meta irony. But then when he says it's so over and he slams the fucking pencil on the desk, there's just something there. You just can't act that out.


3:32:01
Unknown_16: Okay.


Unknown_33:  Nick is definitely the most horrible of them. He has a wife and daughter, I think, even. He's like a teenage daughter. So he's the only one that doesn't be like, all women are whores and retards. He's the only one. Because he has a wife and daughter. So he knows that's not true. I guess he has to sit next to Sam and smell pretty.


Unknown_33: Okay. And then let's do...


Unknown_33:  It's a bit, Chad. Everything's a bit. See, that's the way that it works. When things are embarrassing for you, it's just a bit. But when they're successful, it's also the bit.  Look, everything that I do is a bit. Blockland was a bit. You got to clue in. I've been laying out this meta irony shit my entire fucking life. One day, I'm going to pull the curtains back. I'm going to be exposed for who I really am. And you're going to realize that for the last five years, I've been living a life of lies. And you don't know anything about me, chat. One day, the meta irony will come crumbling down.


3:33:09
Unknown_33:  Okay, Reddit segment. R, depression.


Unknown_33: User AdvanceFall1744 says, I'm killing myself.


Unknown_33: There is no post attached to this. He is just saying, I'm killing myself. He gets a reply by JohnXCon45 that says, Dude, talk to chat GPT. That nigga helped me at such scenarios before. More than I could ever count now.  You'll feel more free and safe talking to it than any nigga here. Pro tip, give her a name, someone you cherish or wish to cherish. I gave her my daughter's name, which I do not have yet, but still it works. And a prompt, too. I made it a little kinky so that I would actually listen to her.


3:33:44
Unknown_33: Moon Yogurt Closet 95 says, what the fuck?  Durante Sora says, let them have their depraved RP with an LLM if it keeps them going and doesn't hurt anyone to each their own.


Unknown_33: Steen Phantom says, why are you talking about being kinky with someone who said they're going to kill themselves? Are we dead ass right now?


3:34:19
Unknown_33: His Eminence says, naming a sex bot after your daughter is crazy, bro.


Unknown_33: Thank you, ChatGPT. Through these scenarios, we can keep people that should die alive even longer.


Unknown_33:  And on that note, it's pizza day. I'm hungry. So I got to collect the pizza cash for my pizza day. And, of course, to do that, I'm going to have to add in the color correction thing to the background, which I think I do by taking the puke green color and then twisting it a bit. Ooh, that's a terrible, terrible, awful shade of green. I tried forest green. No, that's too dark.


3:34:56
Unknown_16: Try this green.


Unknown_16:  Can I try, like, anything except this?


Unknown_33: Can I try the saturation? No, that's terrible.


Unknown_33: That's absolutely awful.


Unknown_33: Can I chromate? No, chroma key is transparency. I swear it was chroma correction.


Unknown_16: How the fuck did I do this before? Uh-oh.


Unknown_16: Yeah. Uh-oh.


Unknown_33: Not good, Chet.


3:35:32
Unknown_33:  This is also part of a bit.


Unknown_33: I'm not technically incompetent. I'm just doing a bit, Chet. Oh!


Unknown_33: Oh, I did it. Okay, I figured it out.


Unknown_33: Sorry, I proceeded to the next part of my bit. Alright!


Unknown_33: We are in the money zone. Thank you for sticking around. Hope you have enjoyed this stream.


Unknown_33:  Let's start with Tax Fraudster Goodfather from 167 says, I thought it was only a case of incest, but my baby son also has his eyes abnormally far apart like you. Any advice on how to raise him with this handicap? Sorry, bro. Being wide eyed mean that it's a pro and a con. It means that you'll always look weird from the side, but you'll always be a visionary.  Kurt Eichenwald, Anime Masturbator, for $20, says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor, can you rape my husband? He told me that you're cute and thinks you have a regal face. That sounds terrifying. Let's see. While that's loading, I will go to this other thing. The Internet Freak for $20 says, I've been working on a new album with my black friend. Please play a sample during the next few Super Chats.


3:36:43
Unknown_33: Okay. That cat box file is still loading, so I'll play this, I guess.


Unknown_33:  kiwi farms is a little as faster than your site you're doing something wrong cat box is this gonna have like the inward on it no it's just like technique club music okay i'm still waiting for cat box to lag um zent supper for one says you ruined my morning i hope you're happy faggot supper isn't supper  uh mick mitch filed the united states postal service for 20 says challenge accepted extremely long and hard to type link to the attached image however i had the foresight to uh put this on the screen so here we go wait let me make sure his address is not on it it's not okay that's safe to show  So we got a money order to manage the internet from Mitch for $20 saying, challenge accepted. And then there is a picture of cheese. He managed to find Limburger cheese at his local Kroger, wherever the fuck he's at. So I tasked people to find Limburger and this guy went out of his way to mail me a physical picture of Limburger just to show me that his cheese carousel does in fact have it.


3:37:18
Unknown_33: Thank you.


Unknown_33:  Okay. Sneed Cricket for Two says, Thanks for streaming today. I saw this on the front page of Reddit. Surprised I still left it up as I think there's a tranny joke somewhere in it. And then there is a link. Let's see what this is.


3:38:08
Unknown_33: It is a picture of the guy handing the You're Right to Play Your Games Forever card to Moldavius. I'm surprised that's on the front page of Reddit. That's very funny.


Unknown_33: I see the gnome penis in the background.


Unknown_33:  I don't see the training joke. The original Soy Jack meme came from a guy saying that he handed a card to a bar patron that said, like, the guy next to you is creepy. Do you need, like, help? And that was, like, a picture of him handing the card, and he looked really smug. I don't think there's a training joke in there.


3:38:51
Unknown_33:  Crunky K for two says, nothing. Thank you, Crunky K. The Ice Cream Man for five says, Josh, the gorillas in the nest can't sneeze due to lateness.


Unknown_33: I think the gorillas in the nest did plenty of sneezing. Don't take my kidneys for two says, can't wait to hear about the MDE gorilla marketing campaign.


Unknown_33: You got your wish. Awaken 34 for 10 says, sorry I missed your last few streams and busy with having a cool, or moving, with moving, enjoy a cool video to twick about. And then there's a YouTube link.


3:39:28
Unknown_16:  It's a YouTube video called, I made a horror game that's impossible to screenshot.


Unknown_16: Am I playing this? I'm not playing this.


Unknown_33: It's by Branta Games. I made a horror game that's impossible to screenshot for Modus. That is your advertising. Thank you.


Unknown_33: Light Roast for 10 says, can I get a shout out to my video about card visit to the forum? Okay.


3:40:03
Unknown_33:  I cannot. It says sign in to confirm your age. I'm sorry. I should have used the Kiwi Farms. The false copy of Sunder for one says if you had 24 hours to prepare a one hour live stream, which was guaranteed to have 1 million live concurrent viewers, what would it be about? 1 million concurrent viewers?


Unknown_16: I don't know.


Unknown_16:  Maybe I would just put on a VTuber.


3:40:35
Unknown_33: I don't know. Are they coming back? Are they gone after that? I'd put on, like, a VTuber model and just go, Agoo! Agoo! Slurp, slurp, slurp. Make sure to bathe today! And then I'd get, like, 10 million fucking dollars in Super Chats.


Unknown_33: AlexTheRez7641 says, Big shouts from SnakeUpTheAssGang and The Ghost Show. Hal Loosler.


Unknown_33: Um...


Unknown_33:  I guess that's a, that's a, that's a ghost show reference. Uh, Lucy Farrah 210 for one says, good news. They fired every Paco and Pablo at my workplace with an expired work visa. Sucks to suck faggots. That's super fucking base. Space Allen for $50 says, ham jam. Thank you very much. Space Allen. I appreciate it. Awaken 34 for five says, every time you mentioned anime, my tism activates and I must suggest another Starblazers 2199 or just spaceship battles. Yamato. Just wonderful.  Awaken 34 for one says, also on the music thing, what kinds do you like? Mine is metal like Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Heavenly. I listen to all kinds of music, bro. That's why I play different shit at the atro. I listen to all sorts of stuff.


3:41:39
Unknown_33: Zen Sup for one says, put all the hamsters on at once, you homo. I think I've done that before. I have to say that for special occasions. Will Wit Daisy for two says, hey Josh, my birthday just passed and I spent it eating deviled eggs with Old Bay seasoning and listening to the podcast. That sounds like a pretty fucking good day. I love deviled eggs. It's one of my favorite foods.


Unknown_33:  Asian Tech Support for 10 says, Nice bird.


Unknown_16: What?


Unknown_16: What?


Unknown_33: Is this a reference to the Kiwi?


Unknown_33: Pirate Mike for 20 for 20 says, Well, I was gifted one of the 20 subs. Guess I'm a perma sub now. Good job. That's what it's for. That's why people got to submit subs so that I get perma subs. Thank you. Aaron Dill for 10 says, In honor of the first anniversary of the shot that changed the world on 13 July, now in better quality. And then there is...


3:42:13
Unknown_33:  A picture of something, and it appears... That's pretty funny. It's like a me version of Trump with Kiwi Secret Service. That's pretty good, actually. That's a pretty good drawing.


Unknown_33: Thank you.


Unknown_33: HumbleGardsman says, As sophisticated white men, you will appreciate the string quartet.


3:42:47
Unknown_33: Today is YouTube video day. This is just the Arcanium main theme.


Unknown_33:  I tried to get into Arcanum and I just couldn't. And the music was so depressing. I don't know why. It's just like this oppressive, sad string instrument music. It's like, I need some fucking energy here.  Matty Catty for five says, you stupid paws. I demand my Oshii be free. You release that uncut Doki Doki Chan video or I will continue to bitch about it. I pay your bills. You should love me. Am I free my Oshii? No, I will not.


3:43:23
Unknown_33: Real Admiral for five says, I know why you hate YouTubers so much. It's due to your Oshii Cheddar Chan being graduated. I know you and your fellow cheese boys are still grieving. Can chat type out cheese boy needs his cheddar? I don't think that's quite it.  uh ratman uh plugs for five says happy friday joshua my favorite non-slav always i missed the last couple of streams because of vacations when i'm back i don't recommend turkey it sucked yeah i imagine fucking so i went to constantinople once and yeah it basically is a bunch of middle eastern shysters trying to sell you carpets


3:44:01
Unknown_33:  for five says enjoy your nest gorilla child i make my nest nice and tidy every night like a good boy i don't know what his problem was pork lack for one says i just wanted to let all of us skibbity biden fans know that my global homo co-workers are seething hard about colbert being canceled  Just a nice little seething for my morning standup. Well, you know what? All those fuckers can see that they didn't watch the fucking show. David S eight, seven, seven for 25 says we were promised the utopia where all restaurants are taco bell. We live in the dystopia where all browsers are Chrome.


Unknown_33: It's true. That's some, that's some mates, everything quite well. We own, we have no tacos and we must use chromium forks continuously.  Thank you. I saw a video demonstrating that a lot of the fixes people suggested to dunk on Yandev are automatically done by the compiler, e.g. converting if-else trees to switch cases.


3:44:50
Unknown_33: Yes, modern compilers are extremely robust and efficient, and you can get away with a lot of bullshit and poor code.  You really have to go out of your way to do certain things that the compiler can't work around.


Unknown_33: The big one that nobody does anymore is go to commands. Those completely fuck up the compiler, I think.


Unknown_33: But yeah, compilers are very clever these days.


Unknown_33: Thank you. Lanthia for 10 says, thanks, Josh. And then I think that is the orthodox cross emoji and a ham jam emoji. Thank you.  uh unkind naysayer for two says thank god trump's base is willing to turn on him when he refuses to fulfill his promises that's right it's only by exerting uh oppositional force that we can get him to deport even more immigrants womp womp leet elite for one says who's your favorite dota hero and why you seem like an ogre magi time guy if you get my drip thank you for your show i think  I like Ogre Magi. I don't really have a favorite anymore. I've never found one that's clicked since Nature's Prophet stopped being Nature's Prophet after Season 1.


3:45:59
Unknown_33: I've been playing Medusa, but I imagine if I didn't play her in Turbo, she would suck. I like Hoodwink, but they made her suck. All the characters I like, they suck now. I don't like playing them. The one that I enjoy the most, I have a very high win rate with, is Underlord.  Who I think fits me even better, to be quite honest. I have no fucking clue what you're talking about. Are you talking about yourself?


3:46:35
Unknown_33: Is he sexually attracted to you? He can fuck you if he wants to, I don't care.  Utila Sneed for five says, uh, five for the pizza fund. Sneed. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. I need it. TB Deluxe for five says hypothetical for you, George. If you could poach the audience of any stream or a podcast to incorporate into the Maddie audience, what would it be? Think more than money. You have to deal with these people every week.


3:47:15
Unknown_33:  I don't know. That's hard. I feel like the people that I would jive with best are going to find me regardless. I feel like if I just tried to take like, I don't know, Aspen Gold's audience, they'd just hate me. You know what I mean? Or even like Kino Casino's audience. There's a lot of crossover between the two, but I feel like the people who don't watch me would hate me if they suddenly were watching me, you know?


Unknown_33:  um young pie chang pretends says thanks for what you do josh you are good and about always have you had a nice steak yet since you came back no no i have not actually oh that's a no it wasn't a steak though i had um pulled pork for uh fourth of july at like a community thing and uh  It was so decadent. I've been really hard on my diet and then you just eat this pork belly and your mouth is covered in pork fat. After not eating anything for weeks, it's like... It's amazing.


3:48:05
Unknown_33: Kurt Eichenwald, Anime Masturbator, for 5, says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor, I can't even imagine how hyped you were for James Sterling vs. Tonka. It must be like how I felt watching Mazinger XZ Devilman.


Unknown_33: Probably. Probably very close to that.  Fintard for five says we should ask Trump to make a deal with Russia where we send all the pedos. I didn't. Is that a joke that he's fighting Tonka? I didn't know Tonka was alive. Where we send all the pedos to Siberian salt mines and develop projects. We can improve global relations with Russia and give Russia a free workforce. Nobody gives a fuck about plus we get rid of Chinese and pedos. Why can't they work in our own salt mines? We have bauxite and lithium that needs to be mined. Get to work.  Citrus addict for one says you disagreed with me when I brought up lollicon and obscenity laws weeks ago. Boo.


3:48:39
Unknown_33: Um, I don't trust the Congress to legislate things. I know that the law has been on the book for a long time though.


3:49:11
Unknown_33: Uh, call you Dante for 20 says wall street journal is investigating Trump's connection to Japanese seafood enthusiast club, the Connie crew and as possible ties to Jeffrey Epstein.


Unknown_33: I think Jeffrey Epstein, uh, found a new hobby in prison. He has a,


Unknown_33:  Sorry, he's not in prison anymore. He's in Israel, alive and well. Ghislaine Maxwell has, though.


Unknown_33: Tech Controller for 20, thank you, by the way, for 20 says, to add media of molding faggotries, continue molding and trying to say that he never brings up that he worked for Blizzard.


3:49:43
Unknown_33: I think I played this on stream, bro. It's the part where he goes, I worked for Blizzard like 90 times in a row. It was featured on TikTok and got like a million views. So he's now like a mainstream punching bag for everybody to spit on.


Unknown_33:  thank you uh point blank shot trannies with a shotgun for one says the whole roblox and discord shit has gotten so out of hand i seriously think a second kiwi farms is needed to handle it the ceos are 100 allowing this pedophiles that need to be investigated asap i mean you can make whatever site you want but um you're gonna have a limited reach  for five says i noticed the crypto dono addresses are all gone from kf and now you got live is that something you had to do to get rebanked or did you just give up on convincing fiat kettle or to crypto chuds it is a banking thing uh eucalyptus need for one says this would have by the way this is a lovely thing um they consider that any involvement in the crypto industry is high risk so if you have even a donation link for a crypto address  Many payment processors and banks will consider you involved in crypto fintech and they will consider you a high risk, uh, potential customer and many won't deal business with you at all. Um, so you want to get around payment processors by using crypto and sorry, idiot. Uh, you can't actually, you have to choose us or them. You can't do be crypto chud and also payment processor pill at the same time. So they're like actively clamping down alternatives to, which is why nobody uses them.


3:51:15
Unknown_33:  It never will.


Unknown_33: Uh, you can listen for one says this would never happen. If Lauren Southern had just married Dr. Murdoch when she had the chance. It's true.  So we'll look in 2 for 5. It says, I noticed you don't talk about the ContraPoints canceling situation. Also, Sterling vs. Bandit is today. I can't wait to watch while I eat my pizza. The ContraPoints situation seemed real fucking boring. ContraPoints' perspective was that Palestine shouldn't be genocided.


Unknown_33: Or that Israel had the right to defend itself, but went a little bit too far in a few places. And all the Chinese are mad at them. It's like, okay, it's like...  I don't find that interesting unless something's like developed. That is really interesting, but it's just like leftist fucking retard screeching. It's like if people get mad at destiny for saying something about Israel, like who gives a shit?


3:51:45
Unknown_33: Ballistic characteristic for 15th is looking forward to the VOD. Have a great weekend, dude. Thank you very much. I appreciate it.  Uh, seen a standing for five says the church they wrestled at is probably Anglican state religion in the UK. The Episcopals are the American offshoot of the Anglicans. So you can imagine just how fucking gay they are. It might've been Anglican, but I think it was even called Episcopals, but yeah, the Episcopals in the U S are embarrassing. Uh, there was an Episcopal church I saw that was literally flying the gay Nega flag and had a big sign, like a huge billboard erected in their, their lawn, uh,  that said come as you are and it had like all sorts of gay niggas painted up with rainbow shit um and it was like that was their advertisement and it's like you're you're not on sacred ground and it's like haunt that's like haunted territory uh logistical nightmare for 10 says it was absolutely fucking horrifying to boot up the stanley parable ultimate edition accessing the new content and being slapped with james stefani sterling jump scare


3:53:03
Unknown_33:  Is he in the Stanley Parable? That's tragic. I'm sorry to hear that, bro.


Unknown_33: I don't know the background to that, but yeah. I assume that's a gay thing.


Unknown_33:  Neat for Life for one says, Ethan Ralph was counter-signaling you. He wants to canoodle with your mom. Would you allow for one million deportations?


Unknown_33: It's up to her, I guess. I don't really care.


3:53:36
Unknown_33: Stitcher's Addict for one says, poor darkies are still breeding like rats in America and getting paid to do so. Also, having kids in your teens skyrockets the odds for birth defects. I didn't know that. I was very clear that there were certain people that that did not apply to.


Unknown_33:  For one says also most team pregos made make brown babies. I was volunteering taking care of them in high school and one was white despite all but one mother being white. Yeah, sounds right.


Unknown_33: I'm telling you, we're breeding out race traders. It's like there will be a segregation like oil and water.


3:54:08
Unknown_33: Laser disc spin man for three says Grok may be the apocalypse for the birth rate, but what will be done to Will Stancil and Ethan Ralph has made me laugh far too much.


Unknown_33: Well, they're still trucking. They're still seething on Twitter about shit.


Unknown_33:  Well, too much money in that. That's not happening. Okay. Oh, my God. You're so fucking annoying.  Mr. Manchester for five says, don't cry in your room, Josh. Don't let the senorita bully you.


3:54:51
Unknown_33: I am so bullied. Oh, he deals me up. LaserDustSpinMan for one says, Dax Masterson's baby was just born. I did not know that. Congratulations.


Unknown_33: Porglack for one says, wouldn't it be comical if the gentleman named Legal Mindset was perhaps under the pseudonym of Legal Dick Sucker? Just a small guffaw, I thought up of. It's possible that he goes on the streets by Legal Dick Sucker. He's in Thailand, after all.  How is iDub so okay with his own downfall? I can't imagine falling so far and acting the same way he does. It's the incel mindset. I'm not calling him an incel. I need a new name for this, but I first recognized it with incels. There's a type of depressed people that almost all incels are. Where...


3:55:25
Unknown_33:  You sit back and you take stock of your life.


Unknown_33: And a small niggling thought of your brain sees the avenues that you can take to fix yourself.  But the issue is that those things require a lot of effort and are not guarantees. You could fail them. So let's say that you're in a pit. And you're looking up out of the pit. And you see a couple stones that stick out a little bit too far. And you think, I can do this deshi, rashara thing. I can rise out of this pit.  But then you're lazy. You're a disgusting, lazy, depressoid freak. And you're just like, but that's so much work. And I could fail and slip and fall and be even worse off. Is it even worth the effort? No, I will simply sit in this pit and die. And that's the incel mindset. Incels are like that a lot because they recognize that there are things they could do to make themselves more attractive.  And then they shut off even putting in the effort to do so because it's like, well, even if I do put in the effort to be more attractive, I don't have a good job. I'm not going to get that 10 out of 10 tomboy anime VTuber sweetheart that I want. So I might have to settle for a six or seven out of 10. And that's just not worth it. You know, I don't want to do that. Why would I do that? I'm just going to sit here and eat Fritos and die. And that's like a mindset that a lot of people have.  Because they're lazy. That's their cardinal sin. They're fucking lazy. And iDubbbz is like that. He's all SSRI'd out. He has no gumption. No motivation in life. And he's in this pit. And he sees that there are certain things that he can do to improve his situation.  But it's like, why bother, man? We're just like bags in the wind. And then if I fix my life, all getting rid of Vanessa and starting over does is like, I'm back at square one, man. I gotta do it all over again. I gotta start new, man.


3:57:35
Unknown_33:  Why even bother, bro? Why not just, like, make peace with it, bro? And that's the mindset. That's the mindset of the damned. The walking dead. The people whose souls have already parted.


Unknown_33:  Bordier for five says, by the way, you're fucking horrible at supporting your VTuber crusade. I've been deep diving into VTuber stuff, and MariMari is worse than Shondo, and you've never even mentioned her. Well, you're not doing a good job of getting the news out, my dude. You gotta aggregate the fig tree, okay?


3:58:09
Unknown_33: DocsFound for five says, what's the over-under on Gator's goodbye graduation message being a prelude to truning out? Zero. He's...  He doesn't give me trune out vibes. If he trunes out, it'll be soft. Like he won't do it himself. He'll try to come out as like a female VTuber or something and hide.


Unknown_33: Vordier for five says the anime aardvark is just the VTuber persona for sea peach and chilla.


Unknown_33: Which is just the VTuber persona of the incel iguana is just the VTuber persona of the... I don't know, man. I can't come up with an animal like that.


3:58:46
Unknown_33:  Citrus Addict for one says, putting bolt-ons on a Brazilian butt lift when an 8-year-old doesn't magically turn her into an adult. Look at the faces. Total weeb death. Yeah, that's how it is. Panka Luchador for five says, have a good one, Josh. Thank you. I will. Crispy Legs for 10 says, happy Friday. Happy Friday to you, too. Thank you.  Buc-ee's Beaver for three. Says the beaver is planning on opening Buc-ee's in my state. And there is a Idaho Buc-ee's. Congratulations. Getting a Buc-ee's is the sign that you're a real civilized state. Any state without a Buc-ee's. Without multiple Buc-ee's even. Just a shithole.


3:59:19
Unknown_33:  Optavia, sales rep for 10, says every victory for Nick is just the rising action before the next crisis. And there will always be another crisis. I think you mean another opportunity for me to play the Baldo victory song. My dude, you got to be a positive poly about this.


Unknown_33: Bromberger produces organic, local, artisanal, ethically sourced memes. Pick fresh. Play it again. Total Baldo victory. Speaking of.


3:59:54
Unknown_33:  Hell yeah. Nito for one says, would you say gambling is becoming less taboo in the U S also, if you're seeing slot machines and ghetto gas stations, chances are they are illegal. No, you see them throughout the U S and places where it is legal. So, um, I talked about how a big culture shock coming back to the U S was that gambling is ubiquitous. It used to be that you really had to go out of your way to gamble. You had to drive from Pensacola to, um,  specifically not Biloxi, which is near Nolans, but not in it, in order to gamble. And the restrictions on gambling have loosened up immensely. There was a big thing in the 2000s where online poker was a huge thing, and then they banned it effectively.  And then it disappeared for a while.


4:00:26
Unknown_33: But now it's back. It's fucking back. Everybody gambles. Everyone and their mom, literally everybody and their mom bets on fantasy sports. Everybody gambles on steak. There's slot machines and fucking gas stations in some places I've seen. It's really crazy.


4:01:00
Unknown_33:  Lacunae for one says also by the way saying something is cute and funny is the pedo normie safe way of saying Connie yes I know bro I don't know why you're telling me this I know I've said this on stream Sneedo for one says looks like our boy came back to life after 2020 and got murdered again in 2024 okay let's see


Unknown_16:  You linked me a cat box file, which does not work.


4:01:32
Unknown_33: I apologize. The ghost of low tax for one says, should I be like that guy in the Kino casino and start posting Sam Hyde, a 16 year old when he was 29 and big red text constantly, please do not spam any threads. I'm so sick of it. The uncredited for five says me so late, but here's cash for love. Josh, what, um, love what you do. Keep it up gamer. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Uh, and the accredited for five says play crime boss, rock a city.  Bro, maybe one day. I think at some point in the later half of this year, I'm going to start streaming a lot more, and I'll play games.


4:02:04
Unknown_33: RCRA69 for 20 says, Josh, what would you do if Sam High got close and personal with you on a podcast?


Unknown_33:  I don't know. It's a personal ambition of mine to never be physically in proximity to Sam Hyde, so I hope that would never happen. I might be put into a self-defense situation, though. I might have to shoot through a crowd of wiggers to protect myself in the self-defense situation, though.


Unknown_33:  Thank you. Crunky K for two says the same interview, the equivalent of two retards fighting. Yeah, it's it's very obnoxious. The first watch, because it's like you have two people doing the same bit and they refuse to let the other one kind of like win. But on the second watch, I gained a lot more sympathy for Harlan because I realized how much he was doing to try to deescalate as opposed to escalate.


4:02:45
Unknown_33:  Drew B 82 for two says afternoon, Josh, what is the name of the royalty free intro music you use to use way back when, uh, it's a wallpaper by Kevin McLeod. That do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do wallpaper. Kevin MacLeod, MacLeod, uh, Fox's prefaces. Shout out Yahweh's greatest Jew, Sam Hyde.


Unknown_33: I heard he was Jewish. He was on this podcast and this guy said that he was Jewish. I was really surprising. I didn't know that he was Jewish.  RCR A69 for 20 says, Josh, it's totally a bit. It's true. I saw it with my own eyes. I saw that they were both playing into it really well. RCR A69 for 20 says, Josh is an empath. I am an empath. It's true. I'm an empath in the actual sense of the word where I get a good understanding of how people feel. I'm not a sympath in the sense that I feel bad for everybody. Sometimes people feel bad and they also deserve to feel bad, such as Ian in Indonesia.  John Doe Darius for five says five point five ten point five out of ten great fucking stream thank you very much I appreciate it don't take my kidneys for two says Nick's face is beet red the entire time yeah he is sunburned or something but you can tell like after the the flips like he is he is fucking agonized


4:04:12
Unknown_33:  The ghost of low tax for one says I've actually watched Harlan's podcast because Nick Mullen from Comptown was on it. Nick immediately knew how to riff with him because he's actually funny. It would definitely recommend it. Um, the carrot top interview is also surprisingly funny. Uh, you know, it's,  it's really, I think it's harder to understand Harlan if you've never seen him before, which I didn't when I first saw it, which is why I was confused. But if you watch his other podcasts, which Sam should have done first, you would know that number one, he takes the piss out of you. He does research. And number two, he expects you to kind of lean in and complete his, his thoughts and like contribute to like a communal stew with your own bits, which Sam at no point ever during the entire interview even did one time.


4:04:57
Unknown_33:  Debugs for one says, I want Josh to go on a schizophrenic rant against VTubers again. The crabs in the VTuber community don't mean anything. Nice try, guy. Citrus Addict for one says, Total Lollicon Doom. It's happening. Rich White Pasta for 20 says, Gorilla. Don't make me tip over my table, bro. I'm feeling slighted here. I have to regain control of the situation. Thank you. Dark Western for five says, Ham Jam. Thank you very much. I appreciate it.  Dios Mio La Cotera, for one, says, Total Boomer Victory. Millennials felt it. PDFs converted. Pajits imported. Cry more ageless.


4:05:31
Unknown_33: It's true. The streets run red with poo.


Unknown_33: Red Eyes Black Dragon, for five, says, What does meta-irony even mean? It means that...


Unknown_33:  Nick Rochefort has to pretend that Sam Hyde pretending to be angry, despite being really angry, was not actually embarrassing, but was him playing the bit so perfectly and nothing of consequence happened at all. So Sam's being ironic about not being ironic so that Nick Rochefort has to cover for him by being ironic about not being ironic. It's called meta irony. If you watch the items video, you would know, you would know what this means.


4:06:03
Unknown_33:  uh pashmina ham ham for one says rusty cage should change the name of his song from white girls fuck dogs to indian girls fuck dogs i think indian dogs get fucked is the real name of that haramberger for two says you deserve a ban from nick's chat for being disruptive troll and abusing emojis that's not how podcasts work i'm so sorry i didn't know i should have read the rules first uh all missed for one says what are your opinions on mitsuba sosuki if you didn't know what that is please google him so i can get an answer on stream


4:06:38
Unknown_16:  You're asking for a lot here, buddy boy.


Unknown_16: So when I search on Brave Search, Mitsuba Sosuke, the first thing I see is


Unknown_33:  Toilet-bound Hanako-kan Mitsubu Sosuke tumbler. And I am not going to read anything further. I have a negative opinion of this. TheBugs42 says, Rand was simping over a Nazi VTuber. And then there is a post image link. Okay, let's see.


4:07:11
Unknown_33:  I'm seeing collab stream potential. Oh my god, bro. How do you see this shit and not realize that your dumbass is a fucking mark? That you're a cow to be milked. That your dumbass is a bank to be robbed. This bitch don't give a fuck about you. She's dressing up a cartoon character as a fucking dead empire. You think she gives a fuck about you? She gives a fuck about your fucking money, idiot.  She wants your Australian benefits checks deposited straight into her fucking bank account, you dumb motherfucker. It's amazing people fall for this shit.


4:07:46
Unknown_33: Sneedo, for once, says, Josh, you made that Cerno sad guy delete his account. Okay, I didn't cover this because it's Twitter drama, but some guy with 250,000 tweets, approximately 60 tweets per day, or one tweet every five minutes for three years, four years even,  quote retweeted me and I even forgot what he said let me look at it so I can recount this regaling twitter drama story to people um


4:08:24
Unknown_33:  Okay, Cernosad said, Oh, I made a tweet saying that we live in the most gay, most retarded, most pathetic dystopian future. Is there a single writer before the 2000s who accurately predicted the future would be man-children hooked up to VR headsets, listening to AI anime girls talk sultry to them about insane bullshit? Inane bullshit.


Unknown_33:  And Cyrano replied to this, who has an anime avatar, obviously, saying, Josh, you should know that the majority of women are fake, disgusting, degenerate lesbians who hate men and treat relationships as temporary transactional situations. Anime-chan may be simulated, but her image is more pure and more beautiful than the mass of women worldwide. To which I reply, um, filtered from the gene pool, you were not meant to survive the neat holocaust.


4:09:04
Unknown_33:  He then says that he blocks me, and of course he's blocking me for my sordid history that other anime avatars warned him about, but he was a cunning poster that I found just by very quickly searching the word with his username, and then he blocked me.  And now I did not encourage anybody to look into him. I didn't say anything. I just like, what a fucking weirdo anime avatar. I get this shit all the time. What a fucking loser.


Unknown_33: Then people in the Kiwi farm sort of digging through his tweets and found out that he was like a proper schizo. He deleted his four-year-old account with 250,000 tweets. I don't know if it's like a temporary delete, but he didn't even like rename himself or something. He flat out fucking deleted his account.  And that's like, I didn't even do anything. I wasn't trying to hurt him or whatever, but he said he got scared about like the Nazi, not the Nazis, but the evil feminist doxers or whatever the fuck before he deleted his account. He went private before he deleted it.


4:09:48
Unknown_33: But he had 65,000 followers and some people in this forum were already following him because he posts schizo shit and they like his post. So when he realized that people in the forum were already in his followers and he couldn't filter them out for a while, he just deleted them.


4:10:28
Unknown_33:  I didn't even mean to. Like, okay, you posted cringe, bro, but you're an anime avatar. That's like default. I just assume you posted cringe because you have an anime avatar.


Unknown_33: Haramberg produces disclaimer. Frito's corn chips are not harmful and do not cause death. Consult nutritional panel for more information and enjoy responsibly in moderation. True and base. Thank you to meal. Banana plugs for tens is played again. Total baldo victory. Okay, one more time. Don't ask me anymore.


4:11:08
Unknown_33:  I guess it is a new thing. We've got to get used to it first before I really run into the ground.


Unknown_33: Share the clip in the thread, he says, for five. Maybe. Maybe.


Unknown_33: Ben Tarr, for five, says, Josh, you need to play the Angry Goy on stream. Can't remember who's in the sector that played it on the stream back in the day. I don't even know if it's a reference to it. Sorry.


Unknown_33: And then Steedo, for one, last one, don'ts anymore, says, average Josh experience. And he links Zitter, but I'm not signed in on this browser, so I don't know if I'll be able to see it.


Unknown_33:  being guy ratio means checks his profile it's all porn dude all the fucking time i even have like proper like porn artists who follow me and i don't want to name names um but i'll give you a hint in case you're really in the know he's an artist that uh jim pay pig to once and it got jim into trouble because he uh apparently he draws certain things and it's like  I'm not sure what this guy's following me for. Is he making sure that I'm not watching him? I see him liking my tweets.


4:12:02
Unknown_33: What's he up to? What's this guy up to? Not Shadman. It's not Shadman.


Unknown_16: Okay.


Unknown_16: Alright.


Unknown_33: I'm losing it.


Unknown_33: My blood sugar's crashing.  I need a thousand cc's pizza stat chat.


4:12:36
Unknown_33: Let me make sure that I can legally play this song before I play it. Chat, hold up.


Unknown_16: What's this called?


Unknown_16:  I think I can play it.


Unknown_33: Awesome. Okay.


4:13:11
Unknown_33: I'll see you guys on Friday. Thank you for watching. Take it easy. Bye-bye.


Unknown_33: Oh, wait. I can't play it on that. Oh, my God.


Unknown_33: How infuriating, chat. Because it's on my main computer and I can't play the song in the host.


Unknown_33:  Is it going to hijack me and say I have to log in if I do this?


Unknown_33: Hell yeah.


Unknown_33: Guess why I'm playing this song, chat. Anyone figure out the mystery?


4:13:43
Unknown_33: Can you figure it out, chat?


Unknown_02:  Up on Melancholy Hill there's a plastic tree Are you here with me?


4:14:23
Unknown_02: Just looking out on the day of another dream Where you can't get what you want but you can get me


Unknown_02:  Cause you are my medicine. When you're close to me. When you're close to me.


4:15:12
Unknown_02:  If we're looking out on the day of another dream.


Unknown_02:  If you can't get what you want then come with me Or some man I'm calling you A manatee Just looking out for the day when you're close to me


4:16:48
Unknown_17:  Thank you.