Stop Killing Games – Mad at the Internet 2025-07-04

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Unknown_06: oh say can you see at the twilight's last

Unknown_24: I can't imagine

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Unknown_19: And I already fuck up. I think I already fucked up, Chet.

Unknown_17: we must when our cause it is just and this be our motto in God

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Unknown_19: Hello, chat. Okay, how's this? This seems like it should be right. As is customary, as is tradition, not just on the July 4th, but every stream that I do, I fuck with my audio settings last second, and I completely ruin everything.

Unknown_19: There's actually fireworks going off.

Unknown_19: Most people decided to stay the entire day for festivities. I left early because I have to drink on the internet.

Unknown_19: So that's what I'm doing, as I promised. I have been sitting in my fridge in a brown paper bag for months.

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Unknown_19: Old Bay Vodka. Made in Maryland.

Unknown_19: I took a trip up to Maryland at some point. And I acquired the Old Bay Vodka that I have been so inclined to drink for a while.

Unknown_19: I'm just... So that's disgusting. Look, I don't want to hear it. That's not patriotic. Okay. It's not patriotic to disrespect Old Bay.

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Unknown_19: It's made by one of the finest Jews in American history.

Unknown_19: Unironically, a Jewish immigrant to the United States, I think during the thirties, invented Old Bay. So patronage, not just to the United States, but to the Jew United States, which is always obligatory for any kind of patriotic occasion chat. So, I don't know what this will taste like. I assume like Old Bay, but alcoholic. So I'm going to drink it. Here's what I'm doing, in case you're curious. I break my streams up into four segments plus an outro segment, which is just the outro music and usually the Reddit segment. So for each segment, I'm taking a shot. It's shot. So here's a shot, as Reviewbro would say, a shot of Old Bay-flavored vodka going in.

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Unknown_22: Oh, man.

Unknown_19: That is strong. I expected Old Bay flavor. It is like straight up drinking Old Bay.

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Unknown_19: Wow. I'm instantly teleported to a Potomac River eatery, and a plate of crab has been placed in front of me. smelling of old bay and it's stimulating the appetite but damn that is literally just straight up old bay okay no i actually i honestly it is honestly just old bay Um, I was going to, uh, make a red, white and blue shot, which is like, you're supposed to get lemonade, the old bay. Um, and then like this red shit and then like this blue shit and you're supposed to pour it in real slow into like a double shot of vodka or to a double shot glass. And I decided that I would get fucked up on that immediately if I actually did that. So I made a last second change of mind to not drink that because I feel like I would die. In case you're wondering, I don't drink at all. I don't ever drink. Very infrequently and very light.

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Unknown_19: Despite being a big chungus, I am a bit of a lightweight, I've been told. Which is, I don't have any fucking problem with that. Because you know what that means? It means that I can drink a drink and I can feel a buzz and I can feel loosey-goosey and a little bit of a social butterfly. And I don't get fucked up, and I don't have to drink too much. It means I'm cheap. It means that it's cheap to enjoy alcohol, chat. That's what that means. A fifth of vodka can last a month. And when I was in Odessa, I swear to God, there was this really lovely local brand of Ukrainian vodka that you could get like a fifth of for like 15 hryvnia, which is like an absurdly low price. And it was super smooth, and it would last me all month. Yeah. It's a good thing to be lightweight, yeah. I do have a favorite beer. I like Yingling. It doesn't really count, though.

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Unknown_19: Yingling doesn't really count. Beer doesn't count as alcohol. I think that it's not a cope. I think it is safe to say that beer is not an alcoholic, okay?

Unknown_19: All right.

Unknown_19: So actually, in terms of quantity of topics for this stream, there's not that many. But there is long streams.

Unknown_19: I've been informed by my legal counsel that drinking on air and drinking on the internet is a path to ruination.

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Unknown_19: Just so you know, I was warned. I was warned about this before I could even start talking. Anyways, the topics that I want to talk about are going to be quite long-winded, so I don't know.

Unknown_19: The longer that I talk about each thing, the more time in between shots and the more time I have to recover. If I just blow through everything, I guess I'm going to just die. I promise, by the way, I was not joking. I have set up my OBS to have its API WebSocket exposed. And I have run a web server that interfaces with my OBS's API and my accountability buddies.

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Unknown_19: have been given direct access to my OBS web server, basically. And so if I start to do anything unbecoming of myself, there is a way for them to kill my stream. So if you get a kill screen midstream, just know that that was not me. That was somebody else.

Unknown_19: There was a literal kill stream switch on my OBS.

Unknown_19: Let's begin. Okay. The hamster will be joining us throughout the entire stream, in case you're wondering, so don't start yelling at me when he's on after the news segment.

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Unknown_19: Awesome. Okay, so let's start with the general atmosphere of U.S. politics at this current juncture.

Unknown_00: No! Shut up! No one cares about your opinion! You have no rights! You're all illegal immigrants! Now do what you're told and jump in this giant meat grinder!

Unknown_19: That's in case you're wondering, the specific clip that I've just played is actually doubly relevant to this stream because there is a topic coming up that this person's involved in. And apparently this is his humble origins. He played Half-Life 2 at some point and people loved his playthrough. So he's going on to do bigger and better things, as it turns out.

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Unknown_19: So first off, the obvious talking point, Trump has signed his big, beautiful bill, a sweeping legislation covering policy and the fiscal budget. This, of course, was the bill of controversy that drove a wedge between Elon Musk and Donald J. Trump, although they definitely totally made up for real and they weren't just saving face. Elon Musk is still basically threatening to make his own third party called the American Party to split the vote. So every time that somebody has attempted to make a third party to try and break the current duopoly in American politics, it has ended disastrously. There were two – there was the Ross Perot and somebody else in like the early 1900s. They got pissed off. They made their third party, and all it did was split the vote of one party to – uh the detriment of both basically is how this works in the united states and i know that the united states gets a lot of for being a two-party system and to be honest i don't like it either but the way that it works in practicality is that this is not too just not really too different from the parliamentary system where you just have to form a government by making a majority because The governments are basically just the same as the Democrats and the Republicans, but split up eight different ways. So the primary system in the United States is not too different from the parliamentary system. The main difference is actually in the Democratic Party, ironically, because they have the superdelegates, which is basically just the party's ability to override the actual democratic process, which is a bit weird. Anyways, that's completely off topic. The big, beautiful bill was signed, and there is one particular thing that stands out to me in this big, beautiful bill, and it was that Ethan Oliver Ralph has once again taken home a massive W, and everyone else must admit he was right.

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Unknown_18: They count us tax-free! Everything you give me counts as tax-free! God damn it, did you know that? !

Unknown_18: Oh yeah, oh yeah. Thank you, President Trump.

Unknown_19: Ethan Ralph once declared on stream some time ago that tips were going to be tax-free, and lo and behold, President Donald J. Trump and the Big Beautiful Bill have actually added tax deductions for tips and overtime to the tune of $25,000. And there is a limit, so it's $150,000 if you're an individual filer, or $300,000 if gross income for a married filer, but you have a $25,000 deduction for tips, which arguably should cover streamers as well. An anime avatar tried to tell me that her CPA informed her that Super Chats do not count under the wording of this legislation.

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Unknown_19: That's real interesting and all, and I'm sure that the CPA has a reason to believe that. However, I instinctively do not trust anime avatars, so therefore I'm filing all your Super Chats as tips, and they are fucking tax-free. That's right. And you know what? If the government has an issue with that, they can take it up with Grok. I asked Grok first, and Grok said it was totally legit. So you know what? I trust Grok more than I trust anime avatars, and we're going to write that fucker off. Okay.

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Unknown_19: There will be a Bossman segment. Zizrin, don't you worry, brother. Don't you worry. However, speaking of, speak of the devil, he's Shalapia. People who was hurt and worst by the big, beautiful bill, they've been warning us about the economic doom. that this bill could bring. As Elon Musk said, it adds $2 trillion to the deficit. But it awards $150 billion to the best Jew who has ever fucking lived, Miller, the guy whose our deportations are. And he's saying that we're going to deport all the Mexicans. And we got the money to do it. So you know what? I don't give a fuck about $2 trillion. I'd rather live in a bankrupt shithole. I lived in a bankrupt shithole. I lived in Ukraine. It was bankrupt. And it was kind of fucking shitty. I want to be real with you. Everything was dilapidated. But you know what? It was white and they swept it up. I went outside every morning. I went outside and I saw the babushkas taking care of their little storefronts, sweeping up the leaves. Everything was spotless. Yeah, the concrete showed holes. There was like metal rebar sticking out in some places. But you know what? With the zero resources they had, they kept that shit spotless. I'd rather fucking live in a country like that than in the United States in the McMatch, and that's all shiny and new, but actually rotting and decayed and culturally vacuous. So, but... The person who suffers the most are the gamblers. As Newsweek says, Trump's big, beautiful bill could kill professional gambling.

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Unknown_19: What it has done is it has previously, under IRS rules... If you are a gambler and you go to a casino and you play poker and you wager over the lifetime of your betting a million dollars and you take home a million dollars and $50,000 with $50,000 winnings, what you would say is that I made $50,000. The Big Beautiful Bill reduces gambling losses as a tax deduction from 100%.

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Unknown_19: Which means that if you wager a million dollars and you get a million dollars and $50,000, you actually have, as far as the IRS is concerned, one, $150,000, which means you have to pay taxes on $150,000 as opposed to $50,000, which... plainly makes more sense, but for whatever reason, they want to tax professional gamblers. Now, I want you to imagine this. Imagine that you are a gambling addict with a crippling gambling addiction, and you have actually wagered $3 billion.

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Unknown_19: Somehow, you have wagered the GDP of small nations on stake.us alone, and you have won $0. Now, rationally, you would look at the situation as many rational people did as opposed to the fucking ratatouille rats who really thought that the IRS was going to break down somebody's door over something like this because it doesn't make any fucking sense. Rationally, we think that this person owes zero dollars in taxes because they made zero dollars. Unfortunately, it may be the case that. Now, I don't know for sure. I'm not a CPA. But it may be the case where someone in that situation would have to declare $350 million as earned income because that's 10% of $3.4 billion, chat. In which case, you would owe tens of millions of dollars in taxes for personal gains on money that you never will have ever. So this is what it sounds like to me. This is what this sounds like to me, because this is very weird as far as the policy change. And it could have rippling effects to beloved members of our ecosystem of our society. We will find out if the IRS attempts to collect $100 million of income tax from somebody who smokes crystal meth.

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Unknown_19: I wonder if the IRS... Dude, that's how you're going to launder money. They're going to make the IRS go after gamblers to try and collect $100 million of wagered gambling that they just don't fucking have. And then the IRS is going to be so busy going after crackheads in Virginia that actual businesses are just going to pretend that they're just gamblers to reduce their tax burden. They're going to launder the money.

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Unknown_19: And they're going to get away with it.

Unknown_19: Okay, so that's that. And this was a funny ruling from, I believe the Supreme Court came down and voided an injunction that was placed against the Trump administration. Because what Trump happened upon was an impasse where, let's say that you have an immigrant from a really, really, really shitty country. And there's really no shittier countries on earth than Djibouti. Djibouti is an absolutely totalitarian, authoritative African. So not just like a Kim Jong-un, North Korea-type country, but African. Imagine African North Korea. Are you sweating? Or do you have bolts of sweat emanating from your head at this moment? Because that is a real place on Earth. It's called Djibouti, okay? I think that's how you pronounce it, at least. Anyway, so this country is obviously the worst fucking place you could ever live on planet Earth. And, like, it would be better to shit and eat with the penguins in Antarctica than to live in this godforsaken hellhole. Um...

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Unknown_19: By the way, we don't give Djibouti as much trouble as we do North Korea because, number one, they don't have nukes. But number two, they actually let every country on Earth have a military base because it allows them to protect the Strait of Yemen, which is how you get to the Mediterranean. You have to pass this country. So every major country on Earth has a military base they rent from Djibouti. And we just pretend it doesn't exist because they're useful to us as opposed to Kim Jong-un. And then in the country, they have like an absolute hell on earth totalitarian dictatorship with like closed internet access, shoot on sight, border guards. We just pretend. We don't even talk about it because it's like, look, they give us access to the straight of human. So that's all that matters. Anyways, this country, hell, right? Established hell on earth.

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Unknown_19: Yeah. People, surprisingly, don't want to live there. So they might swim, or they might hide in a concrete box, or they might crawl through a sewer into another country. And then somehow, someway, they end up in foreign countries like the United States, but also other places like Germany. Now, Europe... We will sing the praises of Europe eventually, but Europe has this thing... where they have these extensive protections for something they call human rights. I call them human wrongs. In particular, they have a human wrong to never be deported to their shithole if their shithole is so shitty that it poses a threat to their safety. For instance, let's say that you are North Korean or from Deja Buddha, I guess is what some people are saying. It's Deja Buddha. Well, You would say, we can't deport you back to that country because you're an escapee, and just escaping the country is a death penalty. So if we send you back, you would most assuredly die, and there's not really a true distinction between them killing you and us sending you back to die. And because we can't kill you, we can't deport you. That's the situation that European countries find themselves in. And so they have to literally bribe countries. They're trying to negotiate countries to just accept a cash settlement to accept somebody back into their country so that they are not killed upon return, which is a financial incentive, by the way, to continue sending economic migrants to your country. Because not only will they send remittances back to their family, but if they get deported, you actually get cash for taking them back. So you can just keep doing this over and over again. Anyways, that's what the Europeans are doing. Trump. Trumpo has a different perspective on this. Okay. He says like, okay, look, how about this? We won't send these people back to their shithole countries where they're most assuredly going to die. We can't send this guy back to Vietnam. We can't send him back to Syria because he's gay. We can't send him back to Djibouti because he's an escapee. Here's an idea. Let's send them to South Sudan and we'll just give South Sudan money for taking them, even though they're not nationals. South Sudan needs money. We need to get rid of them and we can't have them die when they return back to our home. It's win-win. Then some liberal cocksucker says, wait a second, buddy. You can't just take Mexicans and put them in South Sudan. That's ridiculous. What the fuck are you doing? And then the Supreme Court of the United States, God bless it, the greatest country that Earth has ever seen, says, yes, actually they can. If they can't send them back to their country, then they can send them to South Sudan. So let this be a lesson to all of you. All of you illegal aliens who think, oh, I can't be sent back to my shithole country because it's so shitty. Guess what? We got South Sudan. They need some money. We got some money. They need some people. We got some people. We're going to make a deal. It's called The Art of the Deal. The President of the United States wrote a book called The Art of the Deal, and that's the deal that we're making, okay? You don't have... Look... It's as they said. Semisonic sang this song in the 90s, one of the best 90s songs of all time. It's closing time. You don't got to go home, but you can't stay here, chat.

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Unknown_04: You got to get the fuck out.

Unknown_19: Pick where the fuck you're going, but it ain't going to be here. You're not going back to Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard. You're going to South Sudan.

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Unknown_19: All right.

Unknown_19: Thank you, Trump. What's next? There was a shooting. Now, I only bring this up. It's not a very funny topic. This kid, I'll just show his face because I don't know what the fuck to even call him.

Unknown_19: Um, I, he's either Mexican or like Indian or like some kind of half native. I honestly don't know what the fuck he is. You can place your own personal wager on what ethnicity he is. He does look very indigenous to me, but at the same time, Mexicans are all like Aztec shit. So it's, or Incan. So it's like, you know, Mexicans look pretty fucking indigenous sometimes if you see a real brown one. So I don't know what the fuck this kid is, but he had some kind of major malfunction. And...

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Unknown_19: He was living in northern Idaho, which to me lends credence to him being indigenous because they have like the Blackfoot tribe up in Montana. That's not too close to Idaho, but it's kind of nearby, I guess.

Unknown_19: He was in Coeur d'Alene, Coeur d'Alene, which is a town that I know from Trucking Simulator, and it's a place very near the Canadian border. It's in the very tippy-tippy top of Idaho in that weird little panhandle between Montana and Washington. And he tricked firefighters into responding to a wildfire that he had set, and then he killed firefighters. And I don't mean to moral fag, but honestly, I think killing firefighters is like one of the most fucked up things you can do. How can you possibly have a vendetta against firefighters? They're like... They're just adrenaline junkies who funnel that into something productive. You know what I mean? Like, what a fucked up thing to do. I can't imagine. Like, what kind of person honestly wants to kill firefighters?

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Unknown_19: It makes me sad. It honestly does. Like, this fucking mutt killed, honestly, some of the best people that we have in the whole country.

Unknown_19: So, what a piece of shit.

Unknown_19: Thankfully, he's dead. He was shot and killed. And what's what I mean, I would say weird or funny, but that's not really appropriate. The chief of police basically came out and said, look, if you see this guy, fucking shoot him. All the cops have been told just fucking shoot him. And then the cops rolled up on him and they fucking shot him. And now he's dead. And you know what? That means that the taxpayers are saved hundreds of thousands of dollars. So job well done. We love our cops. We love our law enforcement. We love cheap, cheap lead. We love it. We love cheap lead.

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Unknown_19: Um, next, uh, Leah Thomas, the tranny, the, the tranny who's famous picture of him, uh, standing in first place next to two dainty whammon basically was one of the first dominoes that fell that made normies realize, wait a second, this tranny shit's real fucked up and, uh, we don't like it anymore. Leah Thomas, to kind of close the circle on this, has been stripped of his women's league high scores. So he basically set the records for all the women's competition times and so on for the University of Pennsylvania. And they've stripped him of all of those. So... Really, we've just squared the circle. We said, look, we're done with this shit. We're electing Trump. We're getting rid of genital mutilation surgeries for little kids.

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Unknown_19: And we're also going to pretend that you never even existed. That's what we did. We sorted this whole thing out. I just love it. It's the Gordian Knot. What do we do? Some people, they hit you with these complex philosophical questions about the treaties of life and so on. Like, is there really a difference between a man and a woman? Because we're all female in utero, and it is our experiences, our lived experiences, and how society perceives us that makes us what we are. Are you truly so different from a woman that you could not imagine your own life as a woman? Meanwhile, us over here, bam! Gordian knot cut. Just cut in half. Yeah, that sounds fucking gay and retarded, and we're not playing pretend no more. But don't you feel for him? He suffers because of his condition. Yeah, suffer, Tranny, suffer. Bam, Gordian Knot. Actually, my response to your well-articulated concerns notice regarding the feelings of other people, we're disregarding that. We don't care anymore. Your feelings actually don't fucking matter. And you know what? It's not even that facts don't care about your feelings. I personally don't give a shit. I personally could not fucking care less about your feelings.

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Unknown_19: Bam! Cut! Gordian Knot. That's how we do it now. We're solving these problems.

Unknown_19: And then a little update in the Greer v. Moon case. I should mention this because there's a follow-up to this. USIPS is now accepting membership payments. The shopping page is not quite up to my standards yet. I would like to fix it over the weekend so I could actually properly announce it. But if you are a... adventurous type. Somewhere on the Kiwi Farms, there's actually a link to the USIP's page where you can start paying for memberships. I have it limited to 100 because of the payment processor limitations. They warned us not to go over a certain threshold. So there's a stock of like 100 memberships and each month I'll add another 100. And that way we won't have any issues with too many people joining and it's freaking the payment processor out. So if you want to be one of the first 100 people to be a USIP's annual member, you can find it. It's $35. It's on the site somewhere. And then I'll get it set up properly before next month so that people have a better shopping experience. But it's out there. Now, I say that because I'm expecting to make $5,000 to $10,000 for the first two months if we sell out all those membership slots. We need that because Hardin wants to do something, and I support his adventures. That money is not for him mostly. It's for a printing press. There is one printing press in the entire country that can do what we want to do. And what we want to do is file an amicus brief with the Supreme Court of the United States of America. They charge out the fucking ass because what they do is they take your filings and And they actually go through and they tidy up all the language. They tidy up all the grammar. They tidy up everything. They get it set to the – the Supreme Court of the United States has an extremely strict rule regarding how a document is formatted. And if it's not formatted right, even a little – it's like the most strictly grade school teacher you've ever seen when it comes to grammar and like – MLA format, it's like that. If you fuck up, they just chuck that shit in the bin. They don't even look at it. So you basically are required to pay for the service, and they charge a lot of money for their formatting and assistance and citations and so on.

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Unknown_19: So the amicus brief we want to follow is in regards to Greer v. Moon again. Now, we already filed a writ of certiorari to the Supreme Court of the United States asking for review, and that was not granted, even though it looked like it might have been granted because we got skipped over one time. And every time it gets skipped over, the odds of you getting granted writ go up. However, this is a citation for Cox v. Sony, which is in regards to Sony suing Cox... Communications and ISP in the United States. Sony is saying that Cox is contributing to copyright infringement by not blocking IP addresses on their network that are known to be torrenting IP as an intellectual property, not IP addresses.

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Unknown_19: They have to actually start proactively blocking torrenting users. To help them enforce their copyright. And this was, I believe, granted in the lower court. So now it has been escalated to the higher court where both sides have cited Greer v. Moon as a supporting recent 10th Circuit act. appeals determination in regards to copyright. And the reason why both of them cite it is because the 10th Circuit's determination in Greer v. Moon is so sloppy, so shitty, so unsubstantiated, so flying in the face of Supreme Court precedented, and so unbelievably confusing and retarded that both sides can reasonably look at it and say, yeah, this supports my argument. So they're both saying that this ruling says something about this copyright case because it's so absurd. So we want to file and say, look, the 10th Circuit really fucked up. And if that happens, and the Supreme Court actually answers and says that, yeah, this is a really terrible decision, that could just vacate the case that we have in Utah anyways, which would be the coolest way, not even the funniest way, but the absolute coolest way for the lawsuit with Greer that's been going on for five fucking years to end. That would be awesome. So we'll see. I think it's worth the money because the whole point of 501c4 is to enact social change, and I believe that this is a great way to pursue copyright liberation chat. I can think of no greater company to say fuck you to than Sony, trying to force ISPs to do their bidding. They keep doing this. They keep saying, hey, streaming site, hey, video site, you have to proactively scan all of your internet content and try to compare it against our huge repositories of music that we hold perpetual license over. And if you see any of our content, even for one second, We own 100% of that video and 100% of the monetization rights to that video. And you have to fucking pay us. And it's so absurd and it is so stifling and so poisonous to creativity and speech that it's unbelievable that it's been going on for as long as it has. And it's time to fucking die. It's time for this bullshit to fucking die forever.

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Unknown_22: Okay.

Unknown_22: That would be the news segment.

Unknown_22: Now we're in the Troon segment chat, the Troon segment.

Unknown_19: A message was put out by a lost young youth, Aya, Sweet Lotus Fish, says, Bridges really do make for pretty views. I'm really sawy. Now, Aya is a 16-year-old trans lesbian. Um, and after this message was put out, Stone Toss heroically came to the rescue and said, look, if you do it, I'll make a comic about it and you'll look really silly. This heroic intervention on behalf of Stone Toss likely saved this young trans youth's life.

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Unknown_19: Um, and after the, uh, I don't even know how the fuck you pronounce this patch. Duchess County scanner feeds a city of Poe keepsy. Poe Keepsey said that there was a report about the Hudson as a 16-year-old shroon. By the way, they said they responded to a scene in a 16-year-old who had climbed over the railing of the bridge. Officers initiated a dialogue and hostage negotiation team response. Patrol officers transitioned the negotiation to H&T members. After developing a report, negotiators were able to convince the juvenile to climb back over a rail to safety. He was transported. After... After attempting to commit seppuku and having the hostage team come out, he was then dead named by the city of Poughkeepsie. Oh boy, he's going right back on that bridge. But I think, chat, we should do a proper cheers to our heroic law enforcement and EMT and hostage negotiation staff who saved this young 16-year-old boy from the clutches of a permanent transition into hell, chat.

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Unknown_19: All right, let's get some spicy spice.

Unknown_19: In the Publix, at the seafood counter, I'm picking up my shrimp. I got some shrimp, and I told him, make sure that you put that extra old bay on that. And the Publix guy is handing me my bag of shrimp right now. That's where I'm at.

Unknown_19: Mentally, I am not here. I'm at Publix getting some shrimp.

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Unknown_19: And a little update on Chantel. There's not really any pictures to go along with this, but... As I mentioned last stream, Chantel had been living in Kuwait City, Kuwait, for quite a while. She was living there with her husband, Salah, who is a Pokemon and also Poopoo PP fetishist.

Unknown_19: While living in Kuwait City, she had frequently made nighttime trips out and had streamed herself... rolling and trolling, as they say, around the coast through various shopping malls, which seems to be the only fucking thing they do in the Middle East is go shopping. And interacting with stray animals.

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Unknown_19: Kuwait and a lot of other countries, especially poor countries, they don't really have the animal welfare services that the United States has. So it's very common to see stray animals, stray cats, stray dogs. It's just, you know, they don't have the means to really control the populations. Money has to go to other shit that takes care of people first. So that's very common. It's very sad, but it's very common. If you travel to third and second world countries, you will see stray animals all over the place. It's just how it is.

Unknown_19: But Chantal had the bright idea that she would save one of these kittens. And if I remember correctly, she saved one of the kittens that was still a suckling kitten, and she took it away from the mother. Now, not only was this a bad look optically for Chantal, and not only did it anger a local charitable organization that keeps control over the animals, it's actually against the law. Because Kuwait has such an issue with stray animals, they actually very tightly regulate how you can get an animal. And as it turns out, you cannot simply abduct a kitten off the street. That's against their policies to help reduce the stray population. So the animal rights organization filed a complaint with the prosecutor for the city asking that they press charges against her formally. And apparently it was very serious charges that could have multiple years in jail. So they did what anybody would do and they fled. Salah, despite living in Kuwait for most of his life, was under an Arab work program. Because as I mentioned before, these Arab states that have lots of oil money, they basically let a lot of people into the country but never ever give them citizenship. And I think it's the UAE that has more non-resident immigrants living in the country than actual citizens. So they basically have a perpetual rotating slave workforce, mostly Indians with passports confiscated, that manage the city so that the actual Kuwaitis can be really, really fat off petrodollar. And they don't have to do anything. They're basically true kings. They're true sultans, if you really think about it. So she fled. But where is she going to go? Now, I pulled up a map of places that both a Syrian passport and a Canadian passport could easily travel to. We went over the Dominica. We looked at Malay. I think I decided that Malaysia was probably their best bet.

0:40:07
Unknown_19: Because obviously she's not going to go to Syria yet. That's ridiculous. Yeah.

Unknown_19: She went to Syria. She flew to, to get to Syria, she had to fly from Kuwait to Istanbul to Beirut. Because there's a lyric in a K-flay song that goes like, beer pong's how I know the capital of Lebanon. And that lyric has always allowed me to remember that the capital of Lebanon is Beirut. So Beirut, and then in Beirut, because absolutely no commercial airliners actually fly to Damascus, she had to take a taxi across the border from Beirut to the capital of Syria, which is under the new regime. And she's experienced life in a true third world country, not just a

0:41:29
Unknown_22: Not just like a poor country, like an actual genuinely war-torn destitute country.

Unknown_19: So the luxuries of being in Damascus go like this. A, she has absolutely no access to global financial services. So to get money, she has to go to... to Lebanon, go to an ATM, withdraw money from the ATM, drive back into Syria, go to a currency exchange, exchange the United States dollars that are Lebanese, probably U.S. dollars to be quite honest with you, probably Western Union's or something like that. Then take the U.S. dollars, go to the exchange, and then get Syrian dollars, which is so inflated that you basically... She said to even buy a bag of chips. She showed $30 on stream, and it was like an actual brick of cash. So to buy a bag of chips, you have to give them tens of thousands of Syrian dollars. And then they have an automated counting thing to count the brick of cash because it's just such an absurd amount of paper that you need... digital assistants to ring up a bag of chips. Um, she explains that in the, uh,

0:42:15
Unknown_19: In the country, there are no foreign franchises. So there's no fast food that you would know of. I'm sure there's burger places, but there's no McDonald's. There's no Burger King. There's no Chicka Flicka. There's nothing like that. In Kuwait City, she had access to effectively everything that she was familiar with already. It was a very westernized country.

0:42:49
Unknown_19: Not in Syria. So she's going to have to live without all her creature comforts that she would crawl out of bed for in the middle of the night and go pick up. They simply did not exist in Syria. And to top it all off, you're in one of the hottest countries in the world, and the power is rationed because they're still fixing the infrastructure from the Civil War. So power is rationed to one hour out of every five for residential buildings like the one that she lives in. So the AC is only able to run a fifth of the time that she's awake, and the rest of the time she has to –

0:43:23
Unknown_19: just deal with the insufferable crushing heat of the Syrian desert jet.

Unknown_19: So she said that she wants to stay there. She'll probably last a month. A lot of people are saying that she would only last a couple days. Chantel is somebody who is very adventurous. She's very willing to try new things and go out and do stuff. And if she says she's going to do something, you know, barring certain retarded things like going to Mount Everest, she'll go out and do it. If it's just driving to a different country, she'll go out and do it, even if it seems like a really bad idea. What Chantel lacks personality-wise is...

0:44:06
Unknown_19: is follow through she'll start something and then give up very quickly she doesn't have the willpower to actually commit so she's in syria she's showing the haters she can be in syria but after a while after like the novelty of epically owning the haters wears off she'll probably leave and then i imagine that she'll end up either in dominica or malaysia Just like I said. So we'll see. I imagine once they hear that Malaysia is just open and she can just go there and it's Muslim and shit and they have AC and electricity, I feel like it'll be a non-issue. I think they'll get over that pretty fast.

0:44:40
Unknown_19: She said that it's nice to see his family. Sure, that's nice. I mean, that's pretty fucking romantic, Chad. That's pretty fucking romantic. Imagine if you're Syrian and your son runs off to marry a Western woman. She converts to Islam and then goes to Syria to see you during the middle of a civil war. That's pretty fucking, like, dedicated. That's actually quite nice, Chad. That's nice.

0:45:23
Unknown_19: Um...

Unknown_19: And that's Chantal. She's in Syria. I wish her well. You know what else is from Syria, Chet? Hamsters.

Unknown_19: For some reason, hamsters, they're Syrian. Now, you have to be really careful when talking to a hamster about the politics of Syria. You never know if they're going to be an Assad type or the... Yazidis, hamsters, you gotta be careful. They take that shit really seriously. Just don't talk about that in the presence of a hamster chat. A Jerusalem hamster? That's right, man. You have no idea. You can't tell just by looking at them, okay? So you just gotta shut the fuck up about Syria around hamsters.

0:45:54
Unknown_19: Next.

Unknown_19: So this is the complicated topic chat. This is the, this is the frustrating one. Actually I need to, I need to prepare mentally for this.

Unknown_22: Give me a second.

0:46:57
Unknown_22: okay chat i'm back and i'm mentally prepared our next topic is about the debut of the vtuber saba let's begin so here's the situation okay the um

Unknown_19: The VTuber known as Gar Gura is part of the company Hololive. And a while back, they had a falling out. Gar is...

Unknown_19: the most popular english-speaking vtuber and she's the third highest income earner of any english-speaking vtuber she has made over 1.2 million dollars in super chats from her dedicated simps she's one of the ogs and she had a lolly shark avatar Now, she has re-debuted as an independent called Saba, and I took issue with it. Isn't there someone you forgot to ask, Chad? That's right. Me. The moral fact. So I wanted to show you. I want to show you this muted.

0:47:56
Unknown_19: I just want to show you from a technical perspective. Look at this avatar. Just look at it from a technical perspective. Do you know how these frames, every frame that you're seeing here is rigged and animated by hand? There was a team of Malaysians that worked thousands of man hours to provide a 60 frame per second, perfectly articulated, honestly, a technical fucking marvel of animation and art. in service of making a little girl so that a bunch of pedophiles can spam uh-oh emojis at her in YouTube chat and give her millions of dollars because they love seeing little girls dance and sing for their amusement.

0:48:42
Unknown_19: Now, I made a Z about this, and I looked at this. This is the thing, by the way. Let me try to find the actual...

Unknown_19: Here we go. You might notice that her stomach is visible in this, but I saw this. I saw this look like the uh-oh, you know, the crying thing, uh-oh, child tummy erotic thing. And I said that the performer Gargoro, the third highest ranking English, I went off by super chat income, but apparently she was actually more popular than the other two that made more money than her. has debuted her new indie character, Saba. This is the design. The art on the left is the official art she used to promote her stream, featuring a crab doing the uh-oh child tummy erotic meme with the tummy exposed. And then here's the actual avatar. Now watch this. I'm muted. Actually, listen to the voice for five seconds.

0:49:31
Unknown_08: Oh, tummy on day one?

Unknown_19: Now watch the reactions for the uh-oh emojis as they come in chat. As they chum in.

0:50:06
Unknown_19: So she, just to reiterate, and I'll mute it for you.

Unknown_19: She has a way to undress her character to show the thong straps of her bikini and also the tummy. So it's not just a bikini model. It's a bikini model that she can strip for her audience to reveal. Isn't that fascinating? Now, my tweet caused some controversy, believe it or not. Hundreds of people responded to me. Literally hundreds of people responded to me. Many of them were coordinated. Many of them were saying things that I knew had to come from a coordinated place because they were outright wrong in a way that wouldn't manifest unless they were talking to each other. In particular, I remember when the Gator Game War accused me of mocking the death of fellow Lolly VTuber Shondo's mother dying. And I remember this very clearly because I did no such thing. Now, to be clear, as I said before, if I wanted to make fun of somebody's dead mom, I would do so. No holds barred. I don't give a fuck. If I felt it necessary or relevant or interesting or funny or justified in any way, shape, or form to me and me alone, I would do it. But I didn't because I didn't have anything to say. And I felt like the most respectful way to handle somebody's mom being dead is just to not mention it because she doesn't want my fucking condolences. You know what I mean? I'm calling her a pedophile. I don't think she wants me to say, I'm very sorry for you in between taking shots at her. So I just didn't say anything.

0:51:29
Unknown_19: But I saw many people this time around saying that, aren't you the guy that mocked Shondo's mother? And it's like the only person I ever heard say that was Gator. So I know. I know. Because it's not when kids cheat on a test, you don't know they're cheating because they get all the answers right. You know they're cheating because they copy the wrong answers. And I know that Gator's out there seething about me in perpetuity. And little Discord server is called Cunny, where he shares tummy pictures of anime children with his pedophile friends. And he tells them that Josh guy, he mocked Shondo's mother. And I know he's doing this. Because number one, he's actively talking about this on Twitter, but number two, there is no way that this lie would just fabricate itself from nowhere in the minds of a dozen people at once, or dozens of people at once. It means he's out there doing this, which I just find fascinating. The other person who took shots at me was a guy called The Almighty Lolly. Now, I've been told by people... In chat and in comments of my videos, Josh, that's just his name. He's not actually a lollicon. Oh, he got very offended when I said that lollicons were pedophiles. And he decided to tell people that I've groomed two minors. All of the Blockland Forum drama from 17 fucking years ago has come back in force because now I'm the real pedophile and I've been grooming infinite children. um never mind the fact that the child i groomed was less than two years younger than me i'm a child groomer apparently now i've gone through all of this and i don't have i have nothing to say like in terms of apologizing i don't give a fuck to elaborate it's not like i can take these people who are jerking off to anime kids as adult men in their 30s and 40s and 50s and just be like no you don't understand you you got this off encyclopedia dramatica so it's all bullshit like you can't do that they're not gonna go ah fuck i guess you have a point then You know, it's just flinging shit.

0:53:29
Unknown_19: So that is what I've been looking at. And as I said, this has been going on for 17 fucking years now. So you're not going to hurt my feelings. I don't care. Oh, this guy drew a little doodle for me. It's like, dude, calm down. It's just a drawing. And then we have a little baby. A little baby that he's beating off to. This has basically been the last week.

Unknown_19: Now, I have more to say about this. Now, someone took me saying, like, look, Josh, I know that the guy with the lightsaber looks like the uh-oh tummy crying emoji.

0:54:05
Unknown_19: But you're wrong. This is actually a reference to another trope where the Stone Cold Killer, the most hard-ass character in the entire anime, will watch an idol performance of a little girl dancing and break into tears at how beautiful and cute it is. So that's just a reference to the idol industry trope anime stuff. That's not a reference to the uh-oh crying tummy emoji stuff. Okay, I can admit I'm wrong. I see the reference. The glow sticks make that true. I believe that's true. You know what's not my schizophrenia, though? And I actually, when I saw this, I thought, that's schizophrenic. If I say this on livestream, I would look like a fucking deranged lunatic.

0:54:37
Unknown_19: She has made her audience anthropomorphize into her streams... As crabs. And this is going to make me sound like a fucking lunatic. But I know that this is true because I've read the VTuber thread about her and they agree. So this is not me saying this disparagingly. This is me agreeing with them and I can prove it. The word crab in Japanese is K-A-N-I. Kani. So her audience is the Kani crew. She deliberately made her audience into crabs so she could call them the Connie Crew. Now, me saying that sounds fucking insane. Josh, you've completely lost it. This man is drunk. Kill the stream. He's lost his fucking mind. He believes that the crabs are coded pedophile references.

0:55:11
Unknown_19: I present to you Exhibit A. Oh, Josh, this is just a phase connect of YouTubers singing about crabs.

0:55:52
Unknown_19: Read the comments. Damn, I love Connie so much I could cry. Uh-oh, crab emojis. She knew exactly what she was doing with this. Lindsey von Steter. Was? Was did she know she was doing? Deep and thoughtful lyrics, crying emojis. This is so beautiful. I think I'm going to cry. Crying emojis. I'm 100% certain someone's going to take this audio and turn it into nothing but crying plus squiggly vein emoji edits. Why would they do that? What is it about the crab that is so particular and strange, chat? Could it be that I'm not schizophrenic and that they find this very funny? By the way, they love to gaslight you. They love to gaslight you and tell you it's just a crab. It's just a crying emoji. You don't understand, bro. You're, like, going on this weird— I don't know why you know so much about, like, pedophile culture on the internet, bro, but, like, I don't know what you're looking at, bro, but this is just, like, they're crying because it's, like, a trope about, like, idols, and it's, like, they're crying because it's, like, really cute, bro. They will say that shit straight face to you to try and make you feel like you've been losing your fucking mind, but I know.

0:57:16
Unknown_19: know what you are. And you're not going to bully me into going away. I'm going to let people look up whatever phone books they want. I'm going to point out what I see as I see it every day forever. And you can cry about it. And you can say, I bullied Shonda's mother to death. I pushed her into an early fucking grave that I'm the most evil pedophile groomer that's ever lived. You can try to scare me off. I'm not going away. I know. I know what this is. You think it's really funny. You think it's really funny to put crabs in your names and call yourself the Connie Crusader because you're just telling people that you're sexually attracted to kids and there's nothing they can do to you. They can't kill you. So it's really funny to you.

0:57:53
Unknown_19: But I know what you are.

Unknown_19: There's more to this, by the way. Here's an example of a reply that I got. This was brought to my attention. Let me just read it. So Mimi says, I am so in love with the design of Same Kusaba. I didn't even think it could be lowly. I just think it's so cute. And Saba is so damn happy now. And you can tell she finally feels free. Smug lollicon picture. Yonichi says, Although I find it is not bad. What he says in this to convert this to American is, though I do not find it disagreeable or bad, this is most definitely a Lolicon avatar, and you are jerking off to Lolicon, my good sir.

0:58:30
Unknown_19: To which Mimmy replies and says, and by the way, he also explicitly says, if I can find the bit... So he says, I am not against the sexualization of that design.

0:59:10
Unknown_19: Or of the design in the stream. So he says it is a lolly. It is sexualized. But whatever. I'm okay with that. Mimi replies also in German. And he says that...

Unknown_19: It's not her fault. It's not her fault because she would be sexualized anyways. So if you take the Lolly character and you put it on the stream, all the Lollycons that are watching would be making porn of it anyways. So it was going to happen regardless. She might as well do it herself. She might as well encourage it and make money. That's what they're literally fucking saying. So then a guy replies in English, and this guy tagged me, which is how I saw this chain. You can thank him, by the way, if you're one of these two people and you're upset that I'm reading this on stream.

0:59:58
Unknown_19: The Djinn user, that's his actual fucking name with the fish. So he's showing that he's a Saba fan. So he's a Saba fan. He's a fan of her. It says... She does sexualize herself, and she is a lollicon. The official fan name that was chosen by her and her community is the Kaniki, which is a wordplay of Aniki, older brother, and Kani, crab. But the word Kani is another play on the word Kani, which has a very not-safe-for-work meaning. So... Clear as fucking crystal from the mouth of the DJ user himself explaining that this is not schizophrenia. Yes, it is two references deep, but they know exactly what the fuck they're doing. So don't even don't even try this shit.

1:00:35
Unknown_19: He continues and says, I mean, look, there's compilations of her being a lollicon in her past life, which is her previous characters, and they were all lollies in case you're wondering, where she even tried to hold back being Corpo. Gargura being a lollicon compilation long version. So let's not get the short version. Let's get the long version. And then the Dijin user quotes my message saying, I mean, she did the meme with the erotic tummy crying. um this guy another way i checked his profile just to make absolutely certain for real that he was a real fan of saba and he wasn't just trying to be like poisoning the well to make him look bad he posted this not gonna lie i know nobody will see this

1:01:45
Unknown_19: But that shit just gave me a boost in my will to live. Like, I'm gonna work on my stuff, crying emoji. Working on getting my own apartment and job. Wish me luck, gang. This guy was literally on the precipice of committing suicide. And as yet another affront. To all mankind, the Lollicon performer that puppeteers the character Saba inspired him to continue living so he can be a Kaniki Kani crew and masturbate to Lollicon. That's keeping him alive. And if she had not done this, he might be dead, and we might be better off for it, chat. See, you think maybe it's just a drawing, bro. What's the harm? It's keeping this guy alive, right? Do you understand? There is a real material damage here that we didn't need. We didn't have to have this.

1:02:25
Unknown_19: And by the way... He deleted all these tweets. I don't know what happened because I didn't talk about this. I didn't reply to him. I didn't. I screen capped it and I sent it to myself on signal. So I don't know what happened. It's like the perk in Dead by Daylight when the when the killer is looking at you and you get like a little sound effect to let you know that he's staring at you. It's like that. He had that perk and he knows that the killer is staring at him and he just felt he got that spine chill. He's like, oh, shit. I better delete all this. Sorry, Gator. Sorry, the DJing user Sava fan. I capped it all. I just had a feeling this is exactly what I need to prove my points meticulously.

1:02:57
Unknown_19: And by the way, the main thing... Okay, look, you can break down their arguments. A, if you say anything about Lali... If you look at Sava's character and you think that this is a sexualized little girl, you're the real pedophile. I just see a cute girl. She's not sexualized at all. If you think that's sexual, you're the pedophile because you look at children and you think they're... That's what they say. That's gaslight number one.

1:03:31
Unknown_19: Gaslight number two... as just to laugh at you and say that it's normal. I got the argument, by the way, of some guys saying that little girl features are all... This is a direct one-to-one line from pedophiles. Pedophiles will try to tell you that being attracted to very, very young girls is an inherent male attribute biologically encoded into you to try to fuck as young as possible. So therefore, lowly is the default state, and you're coping... And you're a roasty feminist if you disagree with that. That's the actual thing they say. And that's an actual thing that actual pedophiles who masturbate to child pornography say. And they share that exact same line of thought.

1:04:06
Unknown_19: The other one is that it hurts nobody. You can't tell the difference between fiction and reality, but it hurts nobody. And I'd like to prove to you that it does hurt people. There's an article from Redux. This is a tranny. This tranny is now in jail because he's a pedophile that was collecting pictures of babies being raped. And when they scanned through his computer and they listed what they found on his computer in the indictment, they listed the fact that he was also a collector of Lollicon, which was not a part of the charges, but it was a part of the evidence that was found. So this guy, this tranny, had been groomed, or groomed himself even, probably into being attracted to actual babies being hurt through what he was chronically masturbating to.

1:04:41
Unknown_19: I posted this This is a different one before I get off on that tangent.

Unknown_19: This is Gao. Gao is an artist that has done several Hololive characters, but most prominently he was the artist for Aqua's character, and she's another really big one. She's like the 45th highest Super Chat earner in the entire world, sorted by amount, like total lifetime earnings. So she's one of the really, really big ones. I think she's a part of Hololive. And he was recently accused of having sex with girls between the ages of like 13 and 17. And his reaction as a 40 year old man, by the way, it's a 40 plus year old Japanese man. And his reaction to being accused of having sex with a 13 year old girl was to get onto like a Japanese drama. Like it was like a VTuber news live stream. Like it was like Japanese flamenco is the best way to describe it. And they're like, konnichiwa, did you molestu a 14-year-old girl desu? And he was like, I did, actually. I did molest a 13-year-old girl. He just admits it. It's like a Japanese honesty problem. Did you do this? Yeah, so shame, pride, and despair. I did molest a 14-year-old girl.

1:06:07
Unknown_19: So he just admits to it.

Unknown_19: And then...

Unknown_19: I found out this was a doujin, so she's naked in this. But in Japanese, it says that her age is like something teenagers. And one of the messages on the left, it says that it was based off a real life experience. So not only just to drive this the fuck home, that when they say it's just lines on a piece of paper, it can't hurt you. A lot of those lines are drawn by actual pedophiles. actually molesting children and then actually drawing them from actual likeness and then selling them to you so that you can masturbate to them. It's not just lines on a paper. A lot of it is based off real actual child abuse. And that's why it's bad. Your brain and your personality and the things that you like and dislike are a culmination of all of your life experiences. Think of your brain like a vinyl record. And as you go through life, your vinyl record is etched into permanence. And it can change over time as you experience different things. People are malleable. They're not completely fixed. But everything that you voluntarily subject yourself to modifies who you are by increments, by hairs, so slowly you never notice it. So if you're just a guy and you're just jerking off a lot and you're like, well... You know, I'm in my not-safe-for-work goon discord for my VTuber club, and this guy keeps posting all this Saba stuff. Not usually my thing, but since I'm already here, my dick is already in my hand, I might as well.

1:07:57
Unknown_19: Bit by bit, hair by hair. a death of a thousand cuts, you gradually actually edit your brain to become sexually attracted to the characteristics of a prepubescent girl. And eventually, if you're a full-on fucking psycho degen, which not everybody is, even the most hardcore VTuber fan jerking off to whatever is, may not become this. But it's like a pyramid where some people will be A lot of people into anime stuff, they'll be able to see that and be like, that's not my thing. And never look at it, never do that. A lot of people won't. And then a lot of people in that won't look at other stuff. And then other stuff. And then act on it. It'll be a fraction of a fraction of a fraction. But every person who's added to that pool is at risk of being sloped down. Actually, literally slippery sloped down to this person that you see on your screen, who's an actual monster. Monsters are not born... they are made.

1:08:31
Unknown_19: It is a combination of nature and nurture. And when people just tolerate something like this, they open themselves up to becoming something that they probably would not want to be, if you ask them right now. But they can justify it to themselves. And it's so frustrating because it's so normalized, you know?

1:09:10
Unknown_19: And you feel kind of powerless thinking about it, that like... Like, these guys are literally just going to brag to my fucking face about how they masturbate to drawings of kids and there's nothing I can do about it. And they're right. There's nothing I can do about it. I can't kill them. And I honestly, I don't even trust the Congress to pass a law to outlaw Lollycon because I don't think that they can do that in a way that... is not either overly restrictive or oppressive or hinders the, the ability for people to post critically about certain things. Like if I wanted to, like, for instance, if they pass a law banning discussion about lollicon, like with this heavily censored photo be CSAM production or something like, I don't trust the Congress to make an intelligent call on something like that. So, um, It's a very frustrating position to be in. It's just like the only real immediate solution is that people just have to be bullied on this shit. They have to be told that, no, what you're doing is actually wrong and you're hurting yourself in the process of doing this and you can stop and you can stop being this. And it frustrates me when I come to the conclusion that that is the most appropriate way to handle this decline in the moral fabric of my country and of young men across the world. It frustrates me when a person like this is rewarded with literally hundreds of thousands of dollars for sexualizing a child character. for self-enrichment purposes. And if anything, if you're going to pass any kind of law, this is the kind of person you go after. You go after Hololive, and you drag this bitch through the fucking... through the roads, basically.

1:10:41
Unknown_19: So that's my... That's my little spiel. Thankfully, eDaddyStoneToss is on my side. He made a comic. I'll read it for you. Two of the clerfs are looking at computers. It says, check out this cute horse anime girl. The cute horse anime girl says, Oni-chan, I hurt my leg.

1:11:13
Unknown_19: He says, don't worry, I know what to do. And then he shoots her in the fucking head, chat. I don't know if this is like a political comic. I don't know if this is like a reference to some kind of show. I say that this is a win for me, personally. And you know what? If that's the real schizophrenic take, I will deal with my schizophrenia, chat. I will deal with it.

Unknown_19: And thankfully, that is the end of the VTuber Tranime segment.

Unknown_19: Which means...

Unknown_19: I reward, as Rekhae would say, I will reward myself with a drink, Chad.

1:11:59
Unknown_22: There I am.

Unknown_19: I'm a child again. My mother is cooking king crab legs and the old bay is going in the pot.

Unknown_19: I haven't had king crab...

Unknown_19: 15 years, at least. It's been a while, Chad. I should go get some king crab. Yeah, I should.

Unknown_19: Lick the bottle. No, no, no, no. We're good boys. We don't do that.

Unknown_22: All right.

1:12:34
Unknown_19: Next.

Unknown_19: Just a little clip, a little appreciation for somebody.

Unknown_04: Now, in this case, I want to thank a website known as the Kiwi Farms here. Obviously, you may not like them, but in this case, they actually have a lot of the screenshots and a lot of the evidence basically archived. They actually have a pretty interesting view on the history of this organization.

Unknown_19: And it started... So he did a video expose about 764 and adjacent internet grooming child pornography rings.

1:13:10
Unknown_19: It's a pretty decent...

Unknown_19: It's not really like a surface level observation. It's not truly a deep dive. What I appreciate about this, by the way, that's just him giving props to the forum. I obviously always appreciate that when the big YouTuber does that. I appreciate how he is very flippant about just saying like, this is what's happening. And not like... sensationalizing it just saying like this is what's happening i also appreciate that um he's not apparently not afraid of being saying like what you you looked into this are you a pedophile because that's like a thing that happens it's like like it happens with me where it's like you you try to criticize something and you're, uh, caught out as being a pedophile because you're looking into it or you know about stuff. And it's like, I don't apologize for knowing stuff. You know, my, my experiences that have informed me, uh, exposed me to a lot of shit, but like, I, I know the dangers of stuff now. I know what happens, uh, When a little boy, like a nine-year-old, is exposed to pornography and how that fucks them up socially and causes problems for them as a teenager. Problems that, by the way, never, ever go away. It can be 17 years later. It can be more time than you were the age of. And you'll still be dealing with the issues of that. I appreciate that he just is upfront about it. Because people need to... have the audacity to just talk about things they know about and not be afraid of someone. Like trying to flip the script on them and be like, oh, well, you know stuff. Like, yeah, I know stuff. I'm moderated 8chan. I ran an image board. I know what kind of people post there. I know what they're like and I know what they do. I'm not apologetic for that. I know what their behaviors are. I know the things that they say. And, you know, you need an informed perspective like that to actually criticize them. So I do appreciate that from him.

1:15:01
Unknown_19: Aniza, by the way, Aniza publicly mentioned once on... live stream with ian that she demanded of him at some point after creator clash one just like demanded that he buy a house i think in seattle and it was a million dollar house and sure enough he did just because his his woman said to he dropped a million dollars on a home in seattle in 2022 and

Unknown_19: Now, you may know that between 2022 and now, Seattle has become shittier and the property values have gone down. So, supposedly...

1:15:42
Unknown_19: Actually, somebody went by this house recently and said that it was completely empty. And then immediately after that, it went up for listing on Zillow. But supposedly Ian and Aniza are currently living in Canada with her mother in their basement. And he is trying to sell his property for literally just the dollar value that he paid for in 2022. And it remains to be seen. It's only been listed for a week, and it's a million-dollar home. So it will probably be up for a while, regardless of how fast it's going to sell.

1:16:19
Unknown_19: But it remains to be seen if he's actually going to get that. Because if he has to take the price down to – it's called being upside down on your mortgage. But if you – If he has to take a $200,000 loss on this property and he has a mortgage that he's upside down on, he essentially walks away from that closing in debt. Yeah. So you don't have a house, and you have $200,000 in debt to a bank that you still have to pay back. And that's in Ian's current situation where he's basically running on fumes, even on his main channel. It's kind of up in the air how much they actually make these days.

1:16:56
Unknown_19: But $200,000 for most people is a mortgage. If you get a modular, standard 1,200-square-foot home, that's $200,000. So that's a bad situation to be in, to owe a full mortgage for a brand-new, small, modular home that you're just upside down on because you couldn't sell your house for its value.

Unknown_19: So... Sucks to be them, but they're shitty people, so we don't really care, do we, chat? Press 1 in chat if you care about the woes of Anissa and Ian.

1:17:32
Unknown_19: Press 2 if you care but only because you like to laugh at their misfortunes, chat. I think that's where we're at. I see the chews are already coming in before I even gave a second option. Chat was just that ahead of the curb. They just knew that there would be a second option that's more desirable, chat.

Unknown_22: That's it with them. I don't think much else has happened.

Unknown_19: Update on the second update. I put two different Russell Greer updates in two different sections. This one's actually about the case. Russell Greer has failed to meet his deadline. He was ordered to pay me $1,000. And because for various reasons, we owed him filing fees to the tune of like $250 for an appeals court process that they prevailed on. Obviously, that's the thing that we're going to try to file an amicus brief for in the Supreme Court. We owed him like $250. He never properly asked for that money, so we kicked the can down the curb long enough that we now got awarded fees.

1:18:45
Unknown_19: So we offered for $750, give or take, just pay us that, and then we're all squaresy. And he said he would not be paying us a single red cent, very much Chris Chan style. The judge said – asked him in an actual hearing. So this wasn't a filing. This was an actual hearing. The judge asked him and said, so you said you're not going to obey my court order and pay these people money. Is that true? And he was like, well – I don't want to. And the judge was like, okay, well, you have to because it's a court order. So I'm going to order you to pay this in 30 days. And if you don't pay it, you will owe another $500, which is very, very lenient. I'll remind you that when we filed for sanctions, the statutory language of the rule is that he actually would owe us the full... billable hours that Hardin had put in, which would have amounted at his usual rate to $5,000. And statutorily, the judge must grant that amount of money, but he only granted $1,000. So he's still getting a very generous 75% reduction in how much he should have to pay, even though he's now in the penalty zone. Which is very frustrating, but we're in a bad position where it's like we asked for something and the court kind of granted it. So appealing something that we technically want on is like a really bad idea. As much as there are rules in court, court is handled by human beings. So you can't really... You have to be careful with how you treat people, especially the judges, in a courtroom. So it's like you don't want to disrespect the judge by saying, like, look, he didn't give us enough.

1:20:07
Unknown_19: When there are more important things that you can argue with the judge about, obviously, you don't want to cash that in. But, I mean, if Greer wants to continue ignoring the judge – You know, who knows? Who knows where this is going to go?

1:20:45
Unknown_19: So apparently he had issues. He even said, by the way, they asked him in the hearing, they said, Greer, do you have the ability to pay this? And for whatever reason, he said yes, and then filed later saying he actually didn't have the funds to pay it, but he had just told the judge to his fucking face, basically, in the Zoom call that he had the funds. It's like, you can't say that now. It's too late. You should have said that before. So... You know, it's such a waste of time. Isn't everything I just explained just such a gigantic waste of fucking time where it's like, I can't believe this is still going on. I can't believe that after five years, we're still... After five years of case progression, what stage of the case are you in now?

1:21:19
Unknown_19: He amended his complaint. So you know what stage of the case we're in now? Square one. He he wanted to sue two random users of the Kiwi farm. So he amended his complaint, not realizing that that resets the entire case. So after five years, we're at square one. It's like he it's literally the way that this works is that it's like he just refiled his entire case like he it was dismissed without prejudice and he refiled it. That's effectively what happened. Except that the only thing that really carried over from before he amended his complaint is the ongoing sanctions hearings. So that's the only thing that's happened. We've refiled, we're at square one, and we're arguing about sanctions.

1:21:56
Unknown_19: Five years down the road. Yeah, buddy. That's the American justice system.

Unknown_19: As Hardin likes to say, if you're looking for justice, don't search in a courtroom. Very, very, very beautiful expression from an attorney. That's definitely what you want to hear from someone who studies and practice American law. Don't look for justice in the United States courtroom. Harden is generous. He's a very busy guy. He does all sorts of stuff that's not very fun. And he considers our quandaries to be mental exercises that are intellectually stimulating and rewarding to him. He finds it funny. So he works for basically peanuts after his fee reductions.

1:22:36
Unknown_19: He's honestly a fucking godsend, which is why... I found it so frustrating that Rakeda imploded because Rakeda was the one that knew him. I said this before, but, you know, it's like, in a way, Rakeda indirectly, through his recommendation, helped save the forum. Because if I was paying actual attorney's fees for someone who didn't give a fuck about us, there's no way. It's not possible. We wouldn't be able to afford this kind of bullshit. And, you know, people would have saw that we were losing or struggling or whatever, and they would have... Like with... rational wiki they would have piled on like they did with rational wiki and filed 14 lawsuits at once was like if they filed 14 lawsuits right now i got hardened i have a bunch of other people that want to help us and they want to help the foundation and stuff and it's like there's no point in doing that you're just you're just putting yourself at risk of getting sanctions for filing vexatious litigation. I always found the Ricada situation incredibly, incredibly painful at the start. Now my sympathies for him are gone, in part because he really did help us.

1:23:54
Unknown_19: Not through his own actions, but, you know, you gotta count your blessings as they come in, shit.

Unknown_19: Such is life.

Unknown_19: This is a piece of art from...

Unknown_19: Now, don't ask me what this is. This is somewhat cursed. This is somewhat cursed. I don't know what the fuck this is. This isn't quite an anime tan drawing of the Kiwi Farms, but I think it is a Roblox game mode. That Fallen Chungus, the guy that did the memes, the meme comic where it's like the guy saying, I fucking hate you. Or it's the one where it's like the coolest thing ever. And then the guy's like pointing back and saying, this thing sucks, actually. He's the artist that did that. He has some kind of weird ongoing drama. I think he was into like farts or something. And then he got humiliated and sold his Twitter account to somebody else. Um, so he's like a fucking retard and he was the idea guy for like a Roblox game mode that kicked him out after he was outed as being like a furry fart person, like pyrocynical. Um, and as a thank you to the forum, for whatever reason, they made a character for their game mode. So I don't know what the fuck that is. It's endearing, I suppose. That's nice. At some point, I'm going to have to bite the bullet and actually figure out what the fuck is happening with the fallen Chungus Das Mojo shit, because it's a true mystery. Like it keeps going on. I keep hearing pieces of it over time.

1:25:02
Unknown_19: But my understanding of it is a truly tattered, not even like a tattered tapestry, but like a string of chunks of cloth barely holding together at this point.

1:25:57
Unknown_19: um there's that dark side phil neger neger psycholog loves to keep the kiwi farms updated on the dark side phil thing I'm not sure if he actually met this goal, but he started up a beg-a-thon, as he does, and he asked for money for an emergency. And he actually raised $1,500, which I can't even believe because he rarely makes even like $100 in some of his streams. But he said after raising $1,500... that the reward for doing so would be that he gets the Sonic pickle burger, um, from the fast food restaurant Sonic. Um, I don't know what a pickle burger is. Burgers often have some kind of pickle on them. I'm going to assume it's like a joke item where it's like a whole, let me pull it up. What kind of lazy streamer am I? And I haven't pulled this up. Sonic pickle burger. I have to use Bing cause Google doesn't like my VPN. It's too fucking bad. Um,

1:26:40
Unknown_19: it looks like a regular burger with pickles on it it's literally all pickles that's not what I get when I look on is this like an actual menu item or do you just ask for a pickle burger like do you have to edit I will show you this when I figure out what the fuck it is The funniest part of the stupid Sonic Pickle Burger, see, there's all the delivery apps are using it for the banner art for the restaurant. It's not even an option to order.

1:27:26
Unknown_19: Oh, it is literally all pickles.

Unknown_19: Dude, if I search Sonic Pickle Burger on X, I get nothing but stuff about DSP.

Unknown_22: Okay, so it's literally a burger that's all pickles, I suppose. I'll show this picture.

Unknown_22: Okay, so there it is.

Unknown_19: And I think you can order this with fried pickles as well, in case you really want to go the extra mile and get all those pickles.

1:28:08
Unknown_19: So he said he would eat this, and he got $1,500.

Unknown_19: So the Sonic closest to his house is six miles away. And then he goes onto the app, and he tries to order the pickle burger. Now, the delivery app Uber Eats does not have the pickle burger, despite using it as promotional material, which sounds like a fucking false advertising. Sounds like a class action lawsuit waiting to happen. If I download your app to order this pickle burger, I expect to get a fucking pickle burger, Chet. This is America. Don't fuck with me.

1:28:43
Unknown_19: But DSP pulls out his Uber Eats, and he looks for the pickle burger, and he can't find it. And he goes, I can't order the pickle burger on stream. And if I were to go and get the pickle burger in real life, to go outside and venture forth into the bright unknown of Washington State— It would take me an hour. Take me an hour to drive out of my community, gated community, go to the Sanic and order a pickle burger and get back home safely. So he refused despite making $1,500 to eat a pickle burger. He was too fucking lazy to like take a break and go get it from Sonic and then eat it on stream because Uber Eats wouldn't. wouldn't deliver it for him. That's so lazy and disrespectful. I told my chat months ago that if I went to Maryland and I got me some Old Bay vodka and I was going to drink it on July 4th, and guess what? I did it. I did it. I literally, do you know how fucking far Maryland is? I drove through Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, even the District of Columbia to get to Maryland so I could buy Old Bay vodka. And even then they didn't have it in a bunch of stores. And they said it was like a gimmick that they only did for a limited run. So I had to hunt this fucker down. I literally went to an Old Bay store that sold Old Bay underwear, and they said they couldn't sell liquor. So even at the Old Bay store, they did not have liquor. So I had to go and find liquor.

1:29:56
Unknown_19: A liquor store that still had this gimmick, and I found it. That's the effort. I drove 12 fucking hours to get this beverage shot. That's what I did for you, my audience, my lovely audience that pays me money to go and eat cheese, fine cheese. By the way, I did a cheese review on Locals. If you want to go to Matthew at Locals.com. I gave up. I couldn't find a cheese store to my liking in the near. So I bought cheese on the internet. And you know what? It was real fucking good. I'm not even going to lie. It was a cheese from Massachusetts. Marion, Massachusetts. It was a goat cheese. It was one of the finest cheeses I've ever had. If you want my cheese review, join the locals chat. Anyways, my lovely audience pays me money for these extravagant expenditures. My tax write-off, Old Bay Vodka. Probably the only person in the entire world in the history of mankind that has ever written off Old Bay Vodka as a tax write-off. And it is. It is an expense. It is a business expense. I use it to support my business endeavors. And a cheese box as a business expense. I'm probably the only person that ever wrote off cheese.

1:31:19
Unknown_19: At least like a personal box. You know what? That's a lie. I bet you lots of people write off cheese as a business expense.

Unknown_19: Especially people that make shit with cheese for business. Because I think they're called restaurants, chat. And I think it's a business expense to buy cheese for a restaurant. Anyways. What are we talking about? Oh, yeah. Dark Side Phil. $1,500. Enough money, honestly, to drive out of fucking state to get a pickle burger.

1:31:51
Unknown_19: But he didn't. He couldn't go six miles to get the Piggle Burger. So all those pay pigs that said, oh boy, I can't wait for DocSidePhil, my favorite streamer, to go get the Sonic Piggle Burger. I would love to see my favorite streamer, DocSidePhil, eat that Piggle Burger so much. I'm going to give him all of my money. So he gets that pickle burger. And after all, it's for a good cause, because Doc Setfield is in real bad trouble. He can't pay his bills. He can't pay his bills. He can't pay his rent. He can't pay his electricity or his internet. I got to give that Doc Setfield some of my money. I worked at the gas station for $7.50 an hour. I got to give him some of my money. He really needs it for that pickle burger. But I can't wait to see him eat that pickle burger. And then...

1:32:22
Unknown_19: The Denton gives him that money and watches his favorite streamer play shitty games very shittily for hours. And after he reaches his goal, he says, sorry, chat, just can't do it. No pickle burger today. I think who has been more harmed by their streamer? The canny crew when they watch Saba and she doesn't show tummy. Or the dark side Phil Dent who paid $1,500 for him to eat the pickle burger and didn't see any pickles. You know, there is nothing but pure love. Pure? Pure love. Not just pure as in... The love itself is completely pure, but it is also without any sort of evilness either. And they just wanted to see the pickle burger and he was denied. He's the real victim here. Nobody has been more victimized by a streamer than that guy. It does. It brings me to fucking tears. That's a travesty. No wonder why these A-logs beat Darkseid Phil to death. They hold bats and they slam that bat into their hand like, I can't wait to beat that Darkseid Phil's ass. They're completely justified in their righteous anger because he won't eat the fucking pigleburger. He was paid $1,500 to eat shit. Sad. DSP should show tummy.

1:34:11
Unknown_19: would the dents spam the crying emojis if he showed tummy would they be like uh oh pig roach belly erotic what a dark and twisted world we live in um okay next

Unknown_19: We have the end of fish tank.

Unknown_19: The police showed up at the fish tank residence and they condemned it. I don't actually have the slide for this put up, but I think Sam posted it on Twitter. It was a foreclosure, not foreclosure, but a condemnation notice. Apparently they had a basement renovation that was not up to code or something. So the police showed up. They ended the fish tank. They closed down the entire house. And then they condemned the fucking building because apparently the basement wasn't up to code. And they kicked everybody out. This was apparently a high-level Reddit operation to end Fishtank because Sam Hyde is a heckin' unwholesome tiny chungus, despite being quite large. But he's an evil fucking Nazi, bro. He's a heckin' Nazi. He said stuff about, you know, God's chosen that you can't say anything bad about because, you know, you just can't. So he's a Nazi. And, you know, it's not because... What's her name?

1:35:41
Unknown_19: That girl that he punched in the face and fucked.

Unknown_19: It's not Marzi. For some reason, I want to say Marzi.

Unknown_19: It's not because of that. Marley. No, I don't know. Whatever. Not because of that. It's because of the heckin' unwholesome Nazi. Okay.

Unknown_19: Marky! Marky, that's it. That's her. It's not because of that. It's because he said things that they find personally offensive. That's why they hate him. So they called the police in, and for whatever reason, the lovely state of Massachusetts does make some fine goat cheese, but they also apparently have great issues with people enjoying the... or partaking in quiet enjoyment of their own property. And they shut him down. Which probably stings. From my understanding, Sam and his crew are all fucking New Englanders, and they love that area, but it's like... It's Massachusetts, bro. It's like the worst state in the entire fucking country, so... I don't know. They did shut it down, um... And I like this post. Kiwi Farms confirms that 4chan confirms that Twitter confirms that 4chan confirms that Fishtank is over. And we have a picture of the Kiwi Farms in a Twitter screenshot on 4chan and another Twitter screenshot on the Kiwi Farms on the Kiwi Farms. Very meta. But this is what's called the chain of custody. This is how Wikipedia works. This is literally how Wikipedia works. And if it's good enough for Wikipedia, then it's good enough for us. So we know for sure that fish tank is, is dead and gone.

1:37:21
Unknown_19: Uh, which sucks. I do like, as I've said before, I like the fish tank people. They're the only people in the entire world that don't cause any fucking problems for me. And that makes them a blessing.

Unknown_06: Okay.

Unknown_19: Um,

Unknown_19: And that's it. I'm not sure what their plan is. I didn't watch any of it, so... I've never watched any of it. I just know that they show up every so often, and they increase site activity, and they don't usually cause any issues. Except for this one tranny called Nora Fun, who keeps thirst posting in the chat. And it's like, that's the one rule. You can't post pictures of the female contestants you want to fuck, and then say you want to fuck them. But for some reason, this one tranny can't stop doing that, so... We had to chat ban him. And then he complained about it, but it's like... It is what it is.

1:37:55
Unknown_19: Only the male ones, that's right.

Unknown_19: You can only lust sexually for John in the John tent. Nobody else.

Unknown_19: Next, Bossman Jack. I feel like I should drink just for Bossman Jack. How much is left?

Unknown_22: I might do that.

Unknown_19: You know, it's been too long. After Bossman Jack.

Unknown_19: So...

1:38:31
Unknown_19: These are all relatively short clips. Let's just play through them. To give you an update on Bossman, he's currently between sponsors. And when he's between sponsors, he's at his lowest point because usually what fuels his ups and downs is that he receives daily, twice daily, three times daily, sometimes even hourly gifts from the casino to keep playing. Because he streams, and his streams draw in potential marks for the casino. And that's what they want.

1:39:09
Unknown_19: They want people to watch Boss Man Jack and then be like, hey, I can gamble better than that idiot. And then they play the casino games on whatever site. He got kicked off of his last sponsor, Upgrade, which was a very strange casino. The whole premise was that you gamble, and instead of winning money, you win coupons for computer hardware and stuff. But the hardware all has... actual dollar values attached to it. So you, instead of winning like $500, you'd win like a $300 headset and then like a $50 keyboard and like a bunch of small, stupid shit. So it was just like a, like a gotcha to get around gambling laws.

1:39:47
Unknown_19: And it was gamer themed, um, upgrade kicked him off signing his poor performance. I don't know what that means. I think his issue was that he was moved. He does this thing, um, Because he's a retard. And this is honestly one of the most retarded fucking things that Bossman Jack does.

Unknown_19: He... gets very superstitious about loss streaks. So if he's playing on a website like Upgrade, and he gets a $1,000 depot, and he's gambling, and he loses $500, he might think, holy shit, guys, they flipped the switch. They're taking all my money back. They don't want me to win. So then he'll take the $500 that he has left and he'll put it on stake and then lose it there and get pissed off. Which... Normally, ordinarily, you get to decide whatever casino you want. If you're at Las Vegas and you are at Luxor and you want to go to a different one, you're free to do that. However, he's sponsored by Upgrade. So when they give him $500 and he withdraws it to Redepot and to Stake and lose it there, the casino is just out $500. So... you can't do that. And he's been kicked off of sponsors multiple times because when he does this, he streams it. And then when they see him do this, they report it to his sponsor to get him kicked off. So he knows he can't do this. Unfortunately, he's very addicted to cracker Ruski crack rock. So, and also methamphetamine now. So he just doesn't learn and he keeps burning his sponsors. So right now, Artboy Boss is $20,000 in debt, last time we talked about it, and he's not getting any money. Now, he's trying to win $20,000. So in order to win $20,000, here's his tactic.

1:41:41
Unknown_19: He gets a depot for $100 from a juicer.

Unknown_19: He then basically goes to coin flip and bets it all. Not literally doing this, but it's like he loses it so fast that it's effectively doing this. He goes to coin flip, and he tries to call heads eight times in a row, because if he wins eight times in a row for $100, all or nothing, eight times, he gets over $20,000, and then he can pay back his debts. This is like a one in a 256 chance of happening. So he sits there and he begs for money and then he gets it and it's small dollar donations. And then he instantly loses it because he gambles like this, trying to run up $20,000 to pay off his debts. And it's not entertaining. Like his streams are lasting minutes at a time because he's gambling in the dumbest way possible. because he is goal-oriented to paying back his debt.

1:42:17
Unknown_19: You can hear his phone ringing in the middle of his streams now, where people are calling him for their fucking money. And he's like, bro, you don't understand, bro. I need a juicer, bro. I need it right now. I hate my fucking life. So he's cracked out, $20,000 in debt. This is honestly the fucking bottom. This is the worst he's ever been. So it's really sad to see. He's going to fuck up his probation for sure. He's just in a really bad spot. Let's take some clips here, Chad.

1:42:52
Unknown_19: Oh, this is about the girl, by the way.

Unknown_21: Oh my God, bro.

Unknown_19: He had a girlfriend. So keep in mind for these clips, he has a girl coming over to his house to pick him up, to take him to an Airbnb so that he can damn that pussy nice. Okay.

1:43:33
Unknown_19: While she is outside his house, He is gambling. He's like so glued to the gamble, he can't get out of his chair to go have sex. So I just want to set the stage for what's happening as I play these clips.

Unknown_20: $9.50 bucks. Let's fucking go, bro.

Unknown_20: Let's fucking go. Can this fucking work, bro? Holy shit, dude.

Unknown_19: He's angry his headset doesn't work. He smashes them on his table constantly.

Unknown_20: I got a girl coming over, guys. We're getting an Airbnb tonight. Hell yeah. Can I get a hell yeah in the chat?

1:44:03
Unknown_20: Where my fellas at? Hell yeah, dude.

Unknown_19: Can we get a hell yeah in the chat if you fellas enjoy sexual intercourse?

Unknown_20: Level up real quick. You know what I'm saying?

Unknown_22: Fuck yeah. Hold on, you gotta sneak a quick 400R in there.

Unknown_22: Oh, fuck you, bro. No way.

Unknown_22: Let's go.

Unknown_19: You can hear the text messages come in. Please hit this.

1:44:35
Unknown_21: No! Oh, my God. I fucking feel sick. Oh, my God, bro. Oh, my God, bro. Hit this, please. Oh, my God, bro. Oh, my God, bro.

Unknown_19: I haven't gotten to the main segment of the stream yet. I saved that for the end. If you're kind of zoning out, it'll only be a couple minutes. But just keep in mind that he's baiting. I think he'll get to this for these clips. He's baiting harder than he's ever done.

Unknown_21: I want your opinions on his baiting, by the way, in chat.

1:45:06
Unknown_19: Bro, I fucking want to die, bro.

Unknown_21: I actually want to fucking kill myself, bro.

Unknown_21: Oh, my God, bro. I fucking hate my life, bro. Oh, my God, dude. Fuck my life, dude. Fucking somebody kill me, bro. I'm going to fucking do it one of these days anyways, bro. Fuck my life, bro. Fucking garbage ass fucking games, bro. I fucking hate my life, dude. I want to fucking kill myself, bro.

Unknown_19: as i said last stream he's been doing this i think he's been doing this last stream but he's doing it really bad and as a lot of people are in chat or like he's he's just baiting he's trying to get money this is what he does to manipulate his mother and father i'm sure that's all true however statistically speaking gambling addicts are the most likely of any kind of addict to commit suicide I don't know why that is. It just is. There's something psychological about how you can never get ahead because everything that you earn, you immediately plug it back into Gamba and lose instantly every time. You don't even get the benefit of a drug high like you would from heroin. I don't know what's up with that shit. It does concern me, but there's nothing to be done about it. I can't pry him away from the fucking stake.us.

1:45:43
Unknown_22: God fuck you! Fucking kill myself, bro.

1:46:15
Unknown_22: Oh, my God. I'm gonna fucking do it, bro.

Unknown_22: I cannot believe I just did that to myself, bro. I'm gonna fucking kill myself, bro. I swear to God, bro.

Unknown_22: Yo, I'm gonna fucking do it, bro.

Unknown_22: I fucking hate my life right now, dude.

Unknown_21: Oh, my God. I'm gonna fucking kill myself, bro.

Unknown_19: Dude, he's always so fresh when he comes out of jail. It honestly doesn't help him to be completely clean for a while.

Unknown_21: Fuck my life. I'm gonna die, bro.

Unknown_19: I'm going to fucking do it, bro.

Unknown_21: I'm going to fucking kill myself, bro.

Unknown_19: It's so weird to hear him just say that, too, because he kept getting bonked on kick for saying he was going to KMS. As I said last time, that's like the one thing you can't do on either Twitch or kick. So it's weird in these recorded Discord streams that he's just outright saying, I'm going to fucking blow my brains out.

1:46:53
Unknown_20: My bad for getting mad at him, sir.

Unknown_20: Dude, no one's laughing at that. You have a small dick if you watch Frickle Time Realms. You do not get vagina.

Unknown_19: You do not get vagina.

Unknown_19: Oh, this is... This is what pisses people off the most, by the way, is this kind of shit. This is him having a fight with his dad.

Unknown_19: That shit he does with his hair, by the way, he like flicks his tongue out and like rubs his head. That's he's so back on drugs. He's totally going to go back to fucking jail. And I don't know. They keep giving them chances and shit. But like at some point they're going to be like, bro, you violated your probation like eight fucking times in a row. You're pissing hot for all sorts of shit now. They're going to they're going to fucking hang them at some point. Oh, let's go, guys. Oh, my God, dude. I fucking hate my life, bro.

1:47:32
Unknown_19: Bro, it's fucking her, bro! The fucking girl, bro! Okay, just to give you, again, he's asking why there's a woman parked in the front, because they get swatted and like random weirdos come to his house. So the sanctity of his home is routinely violated by the police and by random internet strangers. He's like, why is there a woman in the front parking lot? And he's like, bro, it's the box I'm going to smash. God, you're such a fucking idiot. But he's gambling. Bro, get out of my fucking room. Get out of my fucking room.

1:48:07
Unknown_20: fuck you bro i'm gonna fucking kill myself bro i'm gonna fucking kill myself bro i'm gonna kill myself bro it's terrible it's actually fucked up i don't appreciate that it shouldn't be not it should not be treating rat dad like that bro motherfucker takes care of him and shit this motherfucking baiting and shit motherfucking uh so this is apparently him on meth let's take a look

1:48:59
Unknown_21: I gotta go guys. I gotta fucking go. I gotta fucking go, bro.

Unknown_21: I gotta fucking go. I gotta fucking go, bro. Just know that fucking sluts will be fucking whores and sluts, bro. You can't fucking do shit with them, bro. Can't trust him, bro. Can't do shit with him, bro.

Unknown_19: Do not catch feelings for a fucking whore, guys.

Unknown_21: Just don't do that.

Unknown_19: This is a couple days later. So this is on Tuesday. She came over on Monday. And I don't know. He's so paranoid that it's hard to tell if anything happened at all. Or he's just freaking out on her. But I think he says that she cheated. But it's like, it's impossible to know what the fuck is happening.

1:49:39
Unknown_21: One suggestion I'll give you guys. Don't fucking feed the dolphins. Fuck them and fucking send them on their way, bro. Send them on their fucking way, bro.

Unknown_21: Dumbass bitches, bro. Women are fucking sluts, bro. Not all women. No, I shouldn't say that. But some of them definitely are, bro. Fucking retards, bro. I hope they're fucking happy now, bro. Is this what they fucking wanted, bro? Fucking fuck yourself, bro. Fucking bitch. Dumb bitch.

1:50:11
Unknown_19: Mm, misogynisms. He says, I can't tell you guys for sure, damn sure, I will never trust another bish I meet through my stream ever fucking again. That's a fucking fact. It's the same shit every fucking time. I don't fucking understand it, bro. If you can read this, you're a nasty, evil, whore, dumbass bitch. Paralyzed Cup says, Paul, she might need to get a lawyer to sue that bitch. Look up a guy named Matthew Harden. He's the best lawyer in Virginia I know. That's very funny.

1:50:49
Unknown_19: Okay, this is some violence, I think. Let's check it out.

Unknown_19: Oh my fuck.

Unknown_21: I'm gonna fucking do it, bro. Dude, oh my fucking god, bro. Bro, I fucking lost it all. I lost every fucking one I'm gonna get. Bro. My life, bro. Fuck my life, bro. Fucking hate these motherfuckers, bro.

Unknown_22: Fuck my life, dude. I'm doing it, bro.

Unknown_19: By the way, I have received a fan contribution. I can swap out the hamster, okay? I don't mean to disrespect the hamster, but I have a second hamster for this. This is fan art from the Lawgiver again. I like this quite a bit. Hell yeah. There we go, chat. That's some quality content, some quality fan art.

1:51:23
Unknown_19: It's funny.

Unknown_19: Um...

Unknown_19: Okay, one more boss and then that's it. 40 seconds.

Unknown_19: Oh my god, dude.

Unknown_21: Holy fuck, bro.

Unknown_21: Oh my fucking god.

Unknown_22: That did not just fucking happen, bro. That did not just fucking happen to me, bro.

1:51:56
Unknown_22: Oh my God, bro. Check out that Robin, man.

Unknown_19: Oh my God. You're only listening. He's like rubbing his head. Oh my God. Vigorous.

Unknown_21: Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God, bro. Oh my God, bro. Oh my God, bro. Oh my God, bro. Oh my God, bro. Oh my God, bro. Oh my God, bro. Oh my God, bro. Oh my God, bro. Oh my God, bro. Oh my God, bro. Oh my God, bro. Oh my God, bro. Oh my God, bro. Holy shit, bro. Oh my God, bro. Oh, my fucking God, bro. Holy fucking shit, bro. Holy shit. You want to talk about suicidal, bro? Holy fuck, dude. Kill myself, bro.

1:52:28
Unknown_19: Please. I wish you would stop saying that. Not funny, boss man. After all this misery, I must join the alcohol hamster in a nice sip-a-rooski chat.

Unknown_22: Let's check it out.

1:53:04
Unknown_22: That's fucking strong.

Unknown_19: That is strong, man.

Unknown_19: I think I did a little soliloquy about seafood. So here I am. This is not a true story. This is just a thought. Here I am in a kitchen.

Unknown_19: And I have acquired a can of Old Bay. And I popped open the fat side that has the big hole and I just dumped that shit right in my fucking mouth. That's where I'm taken back to right now.

1:53:36
Unknown_19: Pretty strong. I don't know if you guys can hear the fireworks, but it's really setting the mood. I hope you can.

Unknown_19: I want to need that extra big sip chat because we have an extra big segment for the core of the stream. Thank you guys for hanging out with me, by the way. I'm aware. I think both Kino Casino and Medicare are live right now, so I'm very pleased by the turnout. I thought that it would be a small audience today, but the true and honest cheeseheads. I don't know what the fuck to call you guys. Do I have a name? I call it the Fan Zone. Someone said that Fan Zone was a bad name for it. I want to make a certain joke about crabs, but I think if I made that joke, my stream would get yanked immediately.

1:54:11
Unknown_19: So we'll just pretend that I made that joke in our heads, okay? We'll say something more wholesome.

Unknown_19: The cheddar heads.

Unknown_01: All right.

Unknown_19: The rats. The rats already has a connotation.

1:54:44
Unknown_19: I need you guys to put cheese emojis in your Twitter username so everybody knows that you're a cheddar head, so they know you're a VTuber affiliation.

Unknown_19: Oh, the kittens. That's right.

Unknown_19: That's true. Kittens.

Unknown_19: No. No, I remember. Oh, my God.

Unknown_19: That's our old reference. It was back in the day. I got mad about people. Because I had a Discord back in the day when the stream was brand new. And someone made a joke about how...

Unknown_19: Because the Discord grooming stuff was just becoming like a popular joke. It was like, if I ever start calling you guys my Discord kittens, you have to shoot me. And then, of course, everybody started responding, calling themselves Discord kittens and stuff. But I've never endorsed that, to be clear. I prefer the cheddar heads, I suppose, if I have to pick. Kittens are simply too cute, okay? I feel like it's too cute. An adult male should not be calling his audience kittens, even as a joke. It's poor taste is what it is.

1:55:25
Unknown_00: All right, let's start off this segment with a correction.

Unknown_19: As always, I fucked up something on my last stream, and as such, I need to correct myself to maintain my journalistic integrity. And my journalistic integrity this time was compromised because I made the mistake of saying that the pointed thing on the... The counter of Jason Thor Howell, a.k.a. Pirate Software, a.k.a. the Darth Moldavious Fig Tree, a.k.a.

1:56:03
Unknown_19: Molding Faggot Tree, had a pointed animal cock dildo on his counter, because as far as I'm concerned, the only thing that would make sense in this man's bathroom counter that looks like this is an animal cock dildo.

Unknown_19: That is not what this is. It is...

Unknown_19: An Ikea terracotta garden gnome. For whatever reason, these things are iconic. I have been to Ikeas in multiple countries. I have never seen a terracotta gnome before. I assume that maybe they only sell them in Sweden. It's a local Swedish interest.

1:56:42
Unknown_19: But apparently that's what that is. However... Even though I do agree that this is the Ikea Terracotta Gnome, I disagree that this is not a dildo. Because, Chad, I invite you to look quite deeply into this. And you can see that a couple inches down past the tip of the gnome hood, in air quotes... For whatever reason, the clay pottery that makes up the terracotta gnome is darker. For whatever reason, it's darker a couple inches past the tip all the way down to the base. Now, what could possibly have caused this miscoloration of a terracotta IKEA garden gnome localized entirely in Molding Faggot Tree's bathroom? I will leave it up to your imagination, Chad. There's a hamster in the room and I don't want to scare him.

1:57:23
Unknown_19: So that is my correction. But let's get into the shmeet of what's happened. So on the last episode, it had been, I think, only a couple days or even the same day that a guy called Accursed Farms, a.k.a. Ross Scott, had posted a video lamenting the failure, the doomed project that he had undertaken to try and get some common sense gamer regulation passed in the European Union. by engaging in the democratic process. In particular, although he was not a European himself, he had found some Europeans willing to submit to the European Union a petition. And the European Union has a very interesting process by which if a million votes acquired and distributed across enough countries are collected in support of a petition, the petition becomes legally binding for the European Committee. or the commission, and they have to start undertaking negotiations with the industry to try and enact those reforms. in a way that both meets the request of the petition and then also the demands and needs of the industry. And as always, these democratic negotiations leave both sides deeply unhappy, but that is the process. And we as a democratic country, as technically a democratic republic, but we as a democratic country, we call ourselves a democratic country. We as a democratic country, we understand that democracy is, As Winston Churchill once said, democracy is the worst form of government after all other governments which have been tried. So our boy Ross Scott decided that he would try and get this petition off the ground to try and get some regulation in the EU, because knowing that they would be passed in the EU would positively impact gamers all across the world, including here in the United States of America.

1:59:33
Unknown_19: However, despite collecting nearly half a million signatures across the European Union, Our boy, our hero, the Jedi himself, Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, encountered something he did not suspect. Because when you enter the political fray, you may think you have perfectly good intentions that nobody could ever possibly shake a twig at. What he did not know is that Darth Moldavius Fig Tree was waiting and lurking to spring a trap on him that he could not have seen coming. And Moldavius did indeed slander his petition. All Ross got wanted for his Stop Killing Games petition was to...

2:00:24
Unknown_19: Have the European Union pass a regulation that says if you want to sell a game in the EU, the sales agreement for that game, if and only if it contains online services, must explain their intentions for what to do after they sunset a service. Because it doesn't matter how big a game is, eventually there will come a day where that game has to shut down if it is always online. There is no company on the earth that will remain on this earth forever. So therefore, with 100% assurance, you know that every live service game that currently exists will one day be permanently closed. And if there is no generosity on behalf of the multi-billion dollar corporations that publish these live service games, then that game simply ceases to exist. And there are many games out there that were live services, that people paid a full price of a video game for, that they can never ever play again because the server is gone and there is no server binary for them to self-host and no way for them to play LAN. So... Um, that's all he wanted, uh, was a, I think not even necessarily a mandate that they published the server code, but the sales agreement just as a starting point must say something about what they intend to do after the game sunsets, which could just be nothing at all, but it has to be there in the agreement. So that's sort of like how it works. He tried to explain this, that it's a negotiation. You're going to have people who are consumer advocates who want their maximalist position, which would be that you have to distribute the code of the server even so that people can run it on their own computers. And then you would have the industry position, which is that we shouldn't be forced to give out intellectual property. And then the European Union, through rounds of negotiation over a very long time, comes to a middle ground, as I said, that makes nobody happy. So it's sort of this lengthy, boring process that's hard to understand, which is why when Jason Hall, who made no attempt to understand what the fuck was even being asked, went out, he basically just lied and smeared this campaign and said that it would end live service game development in the European Union. And it would stop game developers from making games that people love because you have games like Dota, you have games like World of Warcraft, games like RuneScape that are all live service games that millions and millions of people enjoy. And Moldavia's Fig Tree told them that if this European Union petition passed, those games would be shuttered in the European Union. which was false. And this led to rampant speculation about why exactly Moldavius Fig Tree was saying these things about this petition when he should be smart enough to understand that that is not true. The most common belief was that because he's literally a second generation Blizzard employee. His father was one of the first 10 people to work at Blizzard, and he worked in quality assurance. Now he contends, and he says over and over again, that to even imply that that he only got his job at Blizzard because of nepotism, undermines his great accomplishments, so you'll be instantly banned if you even dare suggest that nepotism played any role, even a small, minor one, because he is such his own person, and his dad being one of the first ten employees of Blizzard had nothing to do with it whatsoever. However, the conniving conspiratorial mind would look at this and look at his antagonism towards Stop Killing Games and say, hey, Blizzard is like one of the biggest slop churners in terms of live service games out there. You got fucking Starcraft that you can't play LAN. You got fucking World of Warcraft, one of the original OG live services that basically defined live service as a thing. You got Diablo 3 that was always online. You have Diablo 4 that's always online. You have Diablo Immortal. It's a shitty phone game that's always online. And it's like, you know, they're the king of slop. You got Overwatch. That's always online. You got Hearthstone. That's always online. All these games that you can only play when you have access to a server. And you just so happen to be a second generation employee of this company or were at some point in time. And your father is one of the founding members. And as far as I know, he might actually have some, economic interest in the company still, even though he's no longer working for them. Isn't that a bit strange? So it was a very inopportune thing for him to say for many reasons. Number one, it looks like he's a nepo baby, even if he gets angry and says that's not true. Number two, the things he said were demonstrably, provably false. So it made him look like an asshole. Number three, the things he said, you know, Ross Scott is like this very, very, like, let me show you a picture of him so you get an idea. He's just this very, like, weird guy. He's very, like, nice sounding. It just looks like a nice guy. He's got like a friendly face. So you look at this guy and you think, this is like a nice guy. This guy cares about video game preservation. He cares about consumer advocacy. He cares about the people that actually play the fucking games. But then when you listen to Moldavious Fig Tree, you see this face. and this long, girly hair, and you know that he's a homosexual furry and a nepo baby for one of the least likable companies in the industry right now. Activision Blizzard is perhaps, if you were to rank companies by, like, consumer goodwill, would be near the fucking bottom. They've somehow managed to piss off absolutely everybody through a combination of pro-Chinese, anti-Hong Konger, um... incidents uh through all their the diablo mortal scandal um with overwatch 2 being a complete fucking flub um i didn't even mention hearts of our heroes of the storm because nobody remembers that game but they have so little consumer goodwill that he is like a face for at this point because he brings it up constantly i work for blizzard i work for blizzard he should care about what i say because i work for blizzard and then on top of all that He talks in the most aggravating way possible. Even if it's not filters. Even if it's just him putting on an accentuation where he talks in a really deep register. And in this really authoritative radio talk show way. He talks in this super, super refined radio talk show deep voice register. And it's just like... someone listens to him and you listen to the authenticity of this guy and you just think like wow you suck you're a fucking loser you're a fucking loser you suck you suck terracotta gnome hat you fucking loser so ross After months and months and months of trying to ignore the drama, not get into the shit with this fucking Moldavius fig tree fucking loser. At the end of it, he says, look, there's a month left to this campaign. It's not even halfway there yet. It took us however many months to get to where we're at now. The odds of us getting a million from here are basically none. And I just kind of want to lament this. I want to say I spent my time. I spent my money. I poured my hopes, my dreams, my income, my free time into this thing because I wanted to make things better for people. And it's so frustrating to sit here as the parent of this project and see somebody who has no investment whatsoever in bringing me down sit here and lie about me to tens of thousands of people that actually value his opinion. And when he said that, It clicked. He had tried his best to avoid being a terrible drama monger, because God knows the internet has enough of the likes of me. Terrible, muckraking, drama whores. He doesn't need any more me's around. But when he did this, he unwittingly, inadvertently, against his own will perhaps, played the drama card and rolled a fucking 20. Critical success. Just by accident. Just by attempting to muckrake just a little bit. He rolled a natural 20. And the outcome of that was everybody realizing that this guy fucking sucks. And he's such an asshole. And it doesn't even matter. I'm American. All these people supporting him are fucking Americans. And they said to their European listeners, their European viewers, their European fans, they said, look, look at this fucking, look at this photograph. Every time I do it makes me cry because he's such a dickhead. Now, you don't want this guy to be happy, do you? You got to go sign this petition. And they did. By the tens of thousands, they signed the petition. This was after only a day. It had received almost 100, I think it was like 40,000 a day leading up to a big push. And this, by the way, to show you, to show you not only is this guy just like a normie who likes old video games, I want you to listen to the fucking grace and magnanimity of his response to a question.

2:09:15
Unknown_01: Would you be willing to talk or stream with Joshua Moon Null of U.S. Internet Preservation Society, Kiwi Farm's fame sometime?

2:09:48
Unknown_19: To be absolutely clear, if he had asked me to talk to me, I would tell him, no, are you retarded? Don't fucking talk to me when this is picking up momentum. You're going to shoot yourself in the fucking foot. Let me rant and rave on my podcast. Let me shill your stupid fucking petition on my site. But don't ever acknowledge me for the love of God. What's wrong with you? So that would be my response if he had asked me. But here's how he handles the question.

Unknown_01: oh let's see saying discussion about copyright censorship preservation

2:10:30
Unknown_01: I know he's currently promoting Stop Killing Games quite heavily on the forum. Well, okay, first of all, great, and thanks for that. However, this is... I'll just lay out all my thoughts on this. I don't know a lot about Kiwi Farms, but me, who doesn't follow this stuff, has heard that it can be associated with stuff like doxing or cyberbullying or stuff like that.

Unknown_01: And... even with sometimes with stuff like this sometimes even both sides can be true that there are bad actors saying that and there's stuff like that going on there or something And the way I look at it is my goal here, I'm trying to get numbers to pass the campaign. I don't know much about them, but I know that like, oh, this one might be kind of a problem. See, me personally, I don't think it's a crime to talk to anyone. I'm in favor of all that. Problem is a whole lot of people act like it is. And if those numbers of people are going to just just abandon all support for the campaign if i talk to one person and that outweighs the number of people we pick up well then strategically it's a poor move to talk to that person even though i don't i'm not trying to shun discussion with anybody pretty much

2:11:50
Unknown_19: Someone said that's fence-sitting in the chat. It's not. It's actually an extremely smart thing to say. He can say, look, I'm willing to talk to anybody, but I have to understand my position here and my advocacy and my goals, and I'm not going to let anything compromise my goals, even if it means that I have to restrain myself in some degrees. It's like such a perfect response to that. It's actually really incredible.

Unknown_19: He has sort of this thing where you look at him and you listen to how he talks, and And he's kind of underwhelming. And then when you actually hear him talk about things, you realize that he's a lot smarter than you might give him credit for. And it's sort of like he subverts expectations by actually just being really, really fucking clever, even though he doesn't give himself enough credit. So I didn't even give him enough credit. I made fun of him a little bit in my first stream. I was like, look, he's kind of like dopey and stuff. But no, he's not. He's clever and shit. So...

2:12:25
Unknown_19: It's so diplomatic, it's like a level 10 Riz, okay? He's got his Riz attribute maxed out. A very uncommon skill these days, by the way. So, he acknowledges the forum, thanks you for your support, and says, thank you, but no thank you. I gotta fucking, listen here. This guy, he's out to kill my petition. And I'm here to get you to sign my petition. And nothing can get in the way of that. We can do these little games of interviews and some such after the petition is signed. That is the correct plan. Imagine Luke Skywalker, Jedi Ross, trusting the Force. And he's in the trenches of the... of the Death Star. And he knows that Darth Moldavius is in the Death Star. Is he going to have like a little phone call with Han Solo in the middle of this? Can't take no fucking phone call with Han Solo. What did Luke do? He put away, he put, he turned off his fucking computer. He turned off the fucking radio. He's like, I got to focus on landing the shot. This one in the million. Okay. You can't, you can't just have a, you can't have a little bit of a fucking phone call in the trenches. Okay. That's how it is. That's how it's got to be sometimes.

2:13:40
Unknown_19: I know that people on the internet communicate entirely through Star Wars analogies, so I figured that would be the most appropriate avenue to express my opinion on this.

2:14:15
Unknown_19: Next.

Unknown_19: Um, so his petition took off, hits a million. It actually succeeded. I'm, I'm doing my, I like, I'm skipping over all the fun stuff really, where it goes from like 50,000 a day and then June 2nd hits. And by the way, this is completely grassroots. This is just people on YouTube advertising this. But none of the big media outlets are talking about this petition. The closest thing to a big media outlet talking about the Stop Killing Games initiative is the Times of India. And to be quite frank with you, there are some really funny articles that get posted on the Times of India. They seem to be like a Wild West in journalism.

2:14:50
Unknown_19: Sometimes you see a Times of India article and you're like, that's awesome, actually. I don't know what those geats are up to. Anyways... July 2nd was their big coordinated push. They were going to spam the hashtag. They were going to publish videos. Nobody nowhere would not be able to hear in the European Union of the Stop Killing Games petition. And it worked. PewDiePie got in on it. MudaHara got in on it. Lots of big names that have tons and tons of followers got in on it. Ross managed to avoid any bad associations with any bad actors out there. um, through his diplomacy, got a conversation with Louie. Is this, I like to call him Louie. Cause I think Louie's a nice name, but it's Louis Rossman, um, to talk to. Cause Louis Rossman's big into right to repair. And Louis had been kind of a jerk to him. He was pretty like rough with him. So I'd look bro. He was basically like uncle Ben telling Spider-Man that with great power comes great responsibility. He tried to give him that kind of a speech, but like in an asshole kind of way. So he got to talk to Louis Rossman. Very endearing and he got his 1 million signatures, but make no mistake Moldavians can still win. I'll get into a second. There's also like a renaissance of art So there's all sorts of fun little drawings and memes that are made on the forum that I've seen spread far and wide I featured on the Kiwi farms a video of oh God hold up. Let me find this real quick Know exactly where to look

2:16:05
Unknown_22: This. Yeah, this.

Unknown_19: I think this was made on the forum, and then I featured it.

2:16:37
Unknown_25: Hi there. Would you like to sign my petition? Not only do I not want to back this, I'm going to actively tell people not to.

Unknown_19: I saw this get posted by Randos on Twitter. So there was like a complete renaissance of art and creativity all around this dichotomy of the evil Moldavius versus the blessed Ross, which was very funny to me because... I think as soon as I saw his video, I'm just like, bro, you got to just make this guy look like a fucking villain. And a petition signature is more about spying him than doing anything. And I think that was the correct avenue. So while he kept his eye on the prize and was like, look, this is a great thing for consumer rights, the people, the actual people, the mob, they knew. They knew. You got to get this fucker.

2:17:10
Unknown_25: Sign my petition. Not only do I not want to back this, I'm going to actively tell people not to.

Unknown_19: Awesome. Anyways, here's another one. Why would that happen? I'll tell you why. If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until it is so ugly you can hardly bear to look at it. A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. He can have a wonky nose or a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick out teeth. But if you have good thoughts, they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.

2:17:43
Unknown_19: Oh, that's quite nice, Chad. That's quite nice indeed.

Unknown_19: Here's PewDiePie endorsing stop killing games. This was in a community Aid he posted a video and a bunch of people in the chat or the comments were like bro You gotta cover this shit. You gotta kick fucking Moldavians in his fucking nutsack. He's like, all right Well, I'll do a video about it. He did do a video on the second of it Nobody says thank you all for the amazing support in my recent videos I love how I can just nerd out and share whatever with you guys in the comments I've been seeing some of you mentioned stop killing games. I want to say I 100% and this is a Swedish national, okay So of all the creators in the world, his signature and opinion actually matters. So as a proud Sveed, he says, I 100% support this. Bork, bork. It ties in perfectly with what I talked about in my video. Ownership over software and the games we buy. Strongly encourage you to sign those. And then he did publish his video. He did endorse the petition. And it was a total Ross victory. Kind of. So here's the thing.

2:18:22
Unknown_19: The way these European initiatives work is that because they actually do compel the European Council or Commission to enact policy changes, they actually audit the petition. Now, I want you to consider this for a second. In the European Union... When you sign a petition, you have to supply your government ID, and then they will literally send the petition signatures. There's a bunch of 100,000 signatures from Finland. They send the list of signatures and their ID to Finland and say, tell us which ones are fake. And then Finland says, these 20% signatures are fake. That is how the European Union validates a petition. In the United States of America, we can't even pretend to check ID because that's somehow racist. I just want to draw a comparison between a sane world where you can actually validate the results of democratic processes and an insane world where there's absolutely no checks and balances because we just assume that black people are too fucking stupid to go get an ID at the DMV. That's what's happening right now. So... As I was indicating, they are going to thoroughly evaluate the results of this petition to see if it actually crossed that 1 million signature threshold. So obviously this gained a lot of international attention, so people are going to try to game the system, even though they were told explicitly by Ross not to do that because it does not help in any way, shape, or form. And it just creates ambiguity on if the results are positive. A lot of Moldavious stormtroopers were out fighting. firing shots at the movement saying that it was botted, that it's all fake, because it was receiving hundreds of thousands of signatures a day. On July 2nd, it got like 150,000 signatures. So like, no, this is fake. This is bullshit. When it gets audited, you're not going to have enough.

2:20:27
Unknown_19: So although Maldavius has been laid low, seemingly, it's like at the end of a horror movie. Okay, the evil villain is supposedly dead. He fell or something. Wait a second. Wait a second. Just because Moldavius is there laying on the ground, you can't just assume that Moldavius is dead, bro. You can't just, like, walk away, like, mission accomplished. You gotta make sure that fucker's dead. You gotta drive him over in your car or get, like, a bat or something and start hitting him until he stops twitching. Like, you gotta do something. You can't just assume that he's fucking dead. So, they're trying to get a hundred and... 1,200,000 signatures, which I think they're actually pretty close to getting already.

2:21:04
Unknown_19: But basically, the EC has... Because it already crossed the million, they're saying they're going to start preemptively auditing signatures to try and see... Because they still got time left. So the EC guys told them, they're like, we're going to start looking to see how many of these are fake so you have an idea of how many more you need. But... Long story short, if you haven't signed, you can still sign. You can still get it. You can be the one, okay? The one million signatures, they've got Moldavius on the ground, but you can still get up. There's still time for a sequel unless you make sure. Make sure that the deed is done. You don't want no cliffhanger. You don't want no post-credit sequence where Moldavius wretches his hand out from the ground, okay? You got to make sure this shit's over.

2:22:16
Unknown_19: Yeah, you'll sign it. Yeah, motherfucker. Real Troy Durant. That's right. You gotta sign the petition.

Unknown_25: Hi there. Would you like to sign my petition? Not only do I not want to back this, I'm going to actively tell people not to.

Unknown_19: Anyways, so I got the 1 million signatures. And by the way, I literally just stole this guy's meme and posted it on Twitter with the message. I'm so proud. This fucking stolen ass meme from the forum got 4.3 million views and 105,000 likes. So just do the math here real quick. I'm pulling my calculator. 4.9, 4.3 even. 4.3 million views. Okay, one, two, three, divided by 107,000. So every 40 views, every 40 people who saw this message saw his face crying. They just saw this guy's face crying. They don't know what the fuck is going on. They don't know what a stop killing games is. They don't know what a million means. They just see this guy crying and they're like, yeah, that's a winner. That's the winner. That's all it takes for one out of 40 people to be like, yeah, fuck that. Fuck that guy. That's all it took. I don't need no context here. I'm just liking this one. By the way. Just as a little experiment, because when I bought the gold badge for the USIP's org Twitter account, it gave me a bunch of ad credits. And I have never done any kind of advertising campaign ever. So, you know, when I did my stream last time, I said, like... He's talking to all these English-speaking people about this petition. It's like no country except Ireland speaks English anymore. He's got to reach out to creators that are not English-speaking to appeal to them. So I actually put – I literally – I literally put my money where my mouth is, and I spent $500 in X advertising credits. I posted a tweet in Polish, and it just says, like, Fortnite, EA, FIFA, Diablo 4, these games can disappear in a second, sign this petition. That's basically what it says, and then it's a link. And this tweet got, because I paid for it with the ad credits, for $500, I got 1.5 million impressions and 3,000 clicks. And then I even posted this and said, look, this was my experiment. This is what came up. And I even got people saying that they had never seen This. Nice to know it was you. I signed it from your ad. Isn't that nice? I got a guy who signed this petition because of my advertisement. So he's foolish. He's even got like an... Actually, that's a check. That's an advertisement from the... A cartoon from Soviet Czechoslovakia. I know what that is. Anyways.

2:25:20
Unknown_19: So I had a little experiment. And I was positively rewarded for it. And I was very pleased. And what's funny is if you actually go to this tweet...

Unknown_19: And read the replies. Like, this got 1.5 million views. It got a bookmark, 1,000 likes. And all sorts of Polish memes and people talking about it and stuff. And I'm like, wow. That's cool. So I did my part. I advertised it. And I literally tried experimenting with ads to see how that works and stuff. Because, you know, it was at no cost to me that I hadn't already spent. So I thought it was cool.

2:25:52
Unknown_19: Why Poland? Because I looked at the... I'll show you, actually. So this is the... um the progress page they have the same confetti thing that the kiwi farms has by the way it's the same exact mod uh if the if it wasn't the fourth of july you you would see the only the blue and yellow stars which i thought was very pretty but um at the time by the way almost one percent of finland has signed this fucking petition i i'm i'm mostly concerned about that one i don't 50 000 polls 0.9 so if you were to line up 100 Finnish people. Sorry, I said Poles. If we were to land up 100 Finnish people, there's a good chance that one of them has signed this petition. Isn't that weird? That's a lot of... A lot of Finns care about video game consumer rights, apparently.

2:26:27
Unknown_19: So, uh... Yeah, I looked at this... Oh, Sweden, because PewDiePie is probably really popular in Sweden. But at the time, Germany was the highest per capita, and then Poland was, like, way behind all the rest. It was, like, fighting, like, France. I'm like, that's stupid. There are all sorts of fucking games that Polish people love. They all play that fucking Rocket League game that's, like, a live service. they should, they should want rocket league to be a land game. So I said, you know what? The polls are probably the, and the polls are the people who are least likely to speak English. Um, I know that a lot of them do speak English. I'm just saying that like, as far as bilingualism goes, Poland's pretty low in the European union. So it's like, I feel like Poland's the appropriate market. And I talked to somebody and said, they all, all the chuds, In Poland, use Twitter. So I was like, hell yeah. That's my audience. I want chudly, monolingual Polish people. Young. Between the ages of 18 and 32. That was my demographic. Apparently it works.

2:27:32
Unknown_19: Post it in Italian, maybe. Italian is super low. Italy is actually so low per capita. It's down there with Greece and Malta and shit. I'm just like...

Unknown_19: Maybe Italians just have a really high median age? I don't know what the fuck's up with that. I'm actually really curious why Italy seems so disconnected from this. What happens in Italy? Do they play video games? Do they watch YouTube? Do they just make cheese and olive oil? Is that all they do? That's possible. They only make cheese and olive oil in Italy.

2:28:04
Unknown_19: I don't know. I found that personally fascinating. And then as a consequence, by the way, he's been constantly complaining in his Discord about brigading and people trying to ruin his life. Apparently he got swatted. Obviously I don't condone that in any way. No, he should swat him. But he's been saying that people have been brigading his games. And there's that one game that did get brigaded, but that got excluded. The other one was that he worked for this group. And he said that his group's games were being targeted by the hate mob. But then the actual Pirate Nation, the actual real pro-piracy Twitter account, demonstrably proved that those games weren't getting review-bombed. He's just lying about it to his Discord.

2:28:38
Unknown_19: But he said this.

2:29:10
Unknown_19: Thor, how did the meeting go? I really hope they liked what you've been working on in secret. And he says, the project has been canceled. The hate machine started attacking all the games being published by off-brand. I stepped down to save them the headache. It was an ARG I built over the last month. So he's trying to say like...

Unknown_19: um that he he was so like in the last month while you gamers have been signing the the kill all video game in actuality petition and you've been signing the more government regulation petition i've been building my own diablo clone But it's been canceled because the Kill All Video Games hate mob came after my company and they've canceled my project. Which is number one, I don't believe. But I do believe, I don't believe that he stepped down, but I do believe that they allowed him to step down because he's a toxic, he's toxic. He's toxic. Why is he toxic? And what's funny is, let me get a drink and I'll explain my thoughts here.

2:29:52
Unknown_22: Hold on.

Unknown_22: He's had weeks, a full week at this point, to formulate a response to the hate mob.

2:30:42
Unknown_19: But the thing is, he's such an arrogant prick that I think he doesn't have the humility to even address this sensibly. I feel like all he has to do is go out and say something to this effect. Like, look... I care about video game preservation. I was definitely very mean to Ross for no reason. You know, you can even poach it and say, like, I was rude talking about Ross, but I was speaking to my audience performatively. I did not mean to offend him. I did not mean to try and hurt him. his campaign. I got some things wrong, but look, overall, I'm just concerned about the effects government regulation has on the video game industry.

2:31:32
Unknown_19: And I hope that whatever the outcome of this is, it positively benefits gamers. You can just like just a nice little tweet, a little bit wordy apologies where they're owed and say nothing at all. Really, just say nothing at all. Just say, look, you know, I didn't mean to be such a dick. I was just talking to my stream audience. But, you know, I hope this works out. I'm not anti-gamer, anti-consumer rights. Don't get me wrong. But he's like... He's too gay and retarded and furry and arrogant and smug and a nepo baby to just... to bite the bullet and just, you know, deal with the fact that hundreds of... literally hundreds... imagine...

2:32:18
Unknown_19: How bruised a narcissist ego must be to be so annoying that hundreds of thousands of people can't stand you just by how you talk. They don't even give a shit about what you do or what you say. They just think you sound like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

Unknown_19: Hundreds of thousands of people think you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded. And what's funny is how many times I check my notifications and I see like Clara, trans flag, liked my tweets about Jason. Clara trans flag thinks you're a fag and your shit's all retarded. Okay. It might be a time to step back and reproach your situation with the humility and grace that the severity of it requires of you. All right.

2:33:01
Unknown_19: Okay.

Unknown_19: I'll just read the responses and then I'm done with that.

Unknown_19: Yeah, no shit it would be. My thought process is pretty much assist with getting the initiative in a state that could potentially do good if people... This guy might be Jewish.

2:33:39
Unknown_19: This guy might be Jewish. I'm now more than halfway through this message. I'm thinking this guy is thinking really outside the box here. A system with getting the initiative in a state that can potentially do good and people aren't going to listen and push for laws anyways. Wouldn't it be a good idea to assist with clearing up the miscommunication potential? That's exactly what I said. Sir Moldavius replies and goes, not interested. The initiative will clearly pass the voting round. Leave it to the legal process to decide it.

2:34:15
Unknown_19: Ares replies and says his tag is love smut, by the way, in case you forgot that these are discord messages. Apparently you can just make your tag love smut.

Unknown_19: Once the voting round passes, are you going to make a video expressing in detail examples of what might be challenging for devs to do and your concerns in a more formal way? Less about how you feel about it and more about facts, examples, et cetera, and what it means to make MMOs or any live service games functional. I am interested in seeing the dev side of things and less about the drama and opinions. Everybody has opinions and saying them doesn't bring much value past a certain point. This guy is drunk. He's like missing keys left and right. past a certain point but that knowledge however would be worth gold so this guy loves smut clearly a tranny probably fucked up on something like pills because he can't type and he's a genuine fan of thor let's see what thor has to say

2:34:52
Unknown_19: After it gets to that point, I will not be engaging. The amount of horrific attacks on me is more than enough to stay away. If it was just disagreeing with my stance, it would be fine. So far we've had wellness checks called on my house, I've been swatted, and thousands of people are trying to cancel every aspect of my life.

2:35:31
Unknown_19: They've also tried to call me a pedophile, say that I sexually abuse our rescue ferrets, tried to call the state to say we hoarded animals and other heinous shit, stop killing games as an initiative I disagree with. The supporting base as a movement, I think, is absolutely fucking vile. And by the way, you know how I went off with my lovely idealism and I said, like, look, this is what he could say to try and diffuse the situation and look more reasonable and amicable and like he just had good intentions. This is literally the exact opposite of that. He says, you know, look, I have my disagreements with the initiative, but it's the gamers who are the fucking vile freaks. Fuck those gamers.

2:36:15
Unknown_19: Those 1.2 million people that signed the petition and the millions more outside the European Union that supported it and spread the news of it. Fuck you. You suck. Wow. I wonder what that's going to do. Do you think that's going to, A, diffuse the situation and get people to reconsider spreading hateful messages towards Jason, or B, inflame their passions even more and make it a direct personal issue with them? Hmm. I wonder what it's going to be, Jason. Maybe that was not the right thing to say. I get it. It's hard to be in the wrong really publicly and to actually come out and be like, I was wrong. It's hard to do that, especially when you're an egomaniacal maniac like me. But at a certain point, you know, there's crow to be eaten, and they don't stop piling up. That crow don't go away just because you want it to go away. It just keeps getting more crow. Eventually, you walk outside, you look at that plate, silver platter, got like 40 different crows on it. You're like, goddamn, that's a lot of fucking crow to eat. I don't know if I can eat all that anymore. I could have eaten the first crow, but now there's so much crow, I just can't fucking stomach that shit. I can't even stomach looking at it, to be honest with you.

2:37:20
Unknown_19: Anyways, another vodka. Last bit of the stream.

Unknown_19: Where are we at? We're under three hours.

Unknown_19: So...

Unknown_19: Might play something. I'm debating it. Do you guys you guys want like a 10-minute video? Maybe I'll pause it and commentate on it. It's 10 minutes long, but it's really funny. I'm tempted Play some Dota 2 Okay, do the rackets AI how the fuck did you know that how did the guy know exactly what I have queued up fuck you I

2:37:57
Unknown_24: Okay.

Unknown_22: Down the hatch.

Unknown_19: Ricada segment.

Unknown_19: By the way, in case you're listening to this on the Alyssa Clips channel, I have been drinking Old Bay seasoned vodka for the last two hours and 37 minutes and 40 seconds.

2:38:41
Unknown_19: So if I sound especially retarded today and you don't know what's wrong with me, that is why. Happy 4th of July, by the way.

Unknown_19: And that lick in the bottle chat. Cease. Cease and desist with your perversions.

Unknown_19: Okay, this is Dixieland Buckaroo, who did a little bit of a synopsis of what's happening with the Aaron and Nick Riquet situation. If you don't know, Aaron is Nick's ex-gay boyfriend. He is currently facing criminal charges for stalking and harassment of Kayla, I think. I don't know. It's not stalking and harassment. He's got probation that he violated.

Unknown_19: We talked at length in a previous stream. Basically, he's in trouble for sharing a nude picture of Kayla and has complicated his situations because he agreed to a plea deal that he can't possibly actually keep.

2:39:18
Unknown_19: So here's a summary of the situation.

Unknown_19: Aaron requests Nick not be allowed within 1,000 feet of Aaron's home with no direct content and no online mentions. Good from June 26, unless changed by another court.

Unknown_19: or vacated if he requests it within 20 days. It seems the judge agrees on the no contact, and not within 1,000 feet, but not the mentions. So he's not permitted to talk about Kayla, but Nick Ricada can rail on him constantly. That's not fair, man. That's just not fair. It's like on the forum, even the Kiwi Farms. It's like if Hollywood... The guy that gets into the most arguments is Hollywood Hulk Hogan because he's like a libshit.

2:39:59
Unknown_19: He loves Joe Biden. He loves the Democrats. He thinks they're the best. He loves his Mexican friends. He loves taco stands. And he goes into a thread and he's like, God damn, I fucking love taco stands. And then he gets like a guaranteed 100 replies from like Trump-tards who are just like... Fuck you and fuck taco stands.

2:40:32
Unknown_19: So eventually, sometimes I have to come in there like, look. Hollywood Hulk Hogan, please stop coming into threads and talking about taco stands. And you fucking retards, please stop tagging him into threads, because if you tag him into a thread, he will show up and talk about taco stands, and that will be the next 40 fucking pages of this thread. So that's what I have to do, okay, as an administrator. I feel like the judge should have a similar policy. If a guy and his gay boyfriend are having a little bit of a domestic... You know, because they did a little bit of a cum swap arena, and now they're both very upset with each other. I feel like the judge should step in and be like, hey, look, you know, this is fucking gay, and your shit's all retarded, and you gotta shut the fuck up. I'm sick of dealing with this, but apparently that's not how it works in Minnesota.

2:41:05
Unknown_19: Um...

Unknown_19: Aaron claims Nick, and these were options to be checked or not, only listed options were checked below, that he was followed, monitored, or pursued by the petitioner, or pursued the petitioner, which would be Aaron, made unvisited visits to the petitioner, which means I guess Nick Ricada is showing up at his house unsolicited, made harassing calls or texts to the petitioner, I can believe that, especially if Nick is in the shower, made threats to the petitioner, frightened petitioner with threatening behavior, Called petitioner abusive names or used social media to harass petitioner. That's definitely true. Notably in the fee waiver section, Aaron alleges fear of substantial harm due to Nick following, monitoring, or pursuing another, whether in person or through any available technological or other means. He requests his address be withheld, but it's in the document in at least two places. This was leaked, by the way, to the Minnesota Public Records account. So it includes unredacted information.

2:41:52
Unknown_19: aaron calls nick a former friend honestly i'm gonna be real with you if i'm filing a restraining order i'm gonna hype that shit up like yeah we were gay boyfriends come swapping and shit that's what he's gotta say he's got he can't be like look we were former friends and now he's shit talking me on like his youtube channel he's gotta be like bro we were swapping come we were swapping wives We were J-O-ing in the hot tub. Like, he's got to get down and dirty and be like, yeah, I'm a fucking fag. This guy's my gay fag boyfriend. Because the judge is going to look at this and be like, okay, so your friend is talking shit on social media and sending you text messages and like, who gives a shit? You start talking about that gay shit, the judge is going to be like, oh, you got some fag drama here.

2:42:43
Unknown_19: Yeah.

Unknown_19: The April 11th date from Nick does appear, and it does appear to be Aaron's handwriting. The end date for the using personal info without consent to invite, encourage, or solicit a third party to engage in a sexual act with the victim ends November 10th, 2024. That must be when Aaron finally secured his Google account? Aaron notes the start of the monitoring as September 1st, continuing through present day. He also claims Nick, quote, has shown up at businesses he works at to harass the ownership and hopes I will be there, question mark Stoney's, as soon as his comment. He constantly threatens myself, hence the fact I should have been killed on his ex account. And he's accessed my Google account without authorization and posted screenshots on his ex for my search history and claims he shared private Google information with others.

2:43:19
Unknown_19: He has appeared on numerous live streams on YouTube, on his own channel, and other people's channels such as NLO on June, and encouraged people to report him to law enforcement. He has gathered people in public places to harass or intimidate me. Aaron describes the effect of the harassment. I cannot live a normal life, do my daily work, or worry if he's going to invent some new threat or make up a new charge that I am not responsible for. Ever since his arrest for felony cocaine possession and child endangerment. See, that just makes him look petty. You're willing to outline all the bad things that the guy you're petitioning against did, but you're not going to mention the cum swapping?

2:44:03
Unknown_19: Yeah, someone's trying to save face to the judicial system. That's not how it works. You got to humiliate yourself and humble yourself before the judge and be like, no, I am a fucking dainty little fag and a big cum swap and my boyfriend's out to kill me. You don't get to do this shit where you're just like, yeah, we're totally friends. And yeah, he's a totally bad guy and shit.

2:44:41
Unknown_19: I have been worried he could come to my house and cause trouble, especially while my children are at home. He says that, yes, it will continue. He seems unhinged in regards to me and obsessed with inflicting whatever kind of punishment he feels I deserve. I do believe he could get physical at some point. Aaron does ask, he and the kids are included, including an adult ward for whom he's a legal guardian. That was not granted because Nick's actions to date had not been directed at the children. But Patrick Milton talks about using his children as a cup holder. He probably should have mentioned that as well. Aaron seems not to request initial hearing. Court agreed. HRO was requested for one year. The funniest bit is from this. He says, he made a message to me on the app signal telling me to kill myself because I refused to come over to his house and continue swinging with him. The with him is handwritten and an edit in Aaron's writings. So I guess the, he had this written up and then, and then edited it to try and distance himself or something. I'm not sure.

2:45:54
Unknown_19: All right. Did we, I'll do, can we, should we watch the AI slop chat? Let's see. I'll do a poll.

Unknown_19: Pull, watch the 10-minute AI slop.

Unknown_19: Yes or no? Type in exclamation point vote one for yes and exclamation point vote two if you'd like to skip the 10-minute AI slop a segment.

2:46:28
Unknown_19: Let's see. The votes are coming in and it appears that we want the AI slop. Okay. So this is shush. He made a 10 minute long, uh, um, rendition of the body cam footage. So this is an artistic interpretation of what the body cam footage could have looked like if we had it.

Unknown_19: And, um, All the characters are like these white pieces of paper with blue line art on them. And they kind of remind me of this adult swim show that I can't think of the name of. I've been thinking of it for like a day. And I even tried looking up adult swim shows. And I can't think of what the fuck they are. So there was Tom goes to the mayor. Oh, my fucking God. I can't believe that's like a fever dream. I'm actually surprised it's a real thing and not like a hallucination. So it seems very Tom goes to the mayor inspired. Please enjoy. I'll maximize this.

2:47:01
Unknown_19: I'll comment if I feel a comment coming on.

Unknown_15: Please open up. We got a warrant.

2:47:32
Unknown_15: We got a warrant. Open up.

Unknown_06: Nick said not to open the door.

Unknown_15: Well, we're the police and you gotta let us in, otherwise... We'll kick that door in. Nick said not to open the door for cops especially.

Unknown_24: You flinched.

Unknown_15: Nuh-uh. Pussy.

Unknown_15: Where'd you go? You okay?

2:48:08
Unknown_15: Sarge look.

Unknown_23: Where's the sheriff?

Unknown_15: He's busy. With what? Sucking wieners.

Unknown_23: I got the kids.

Unknown_15: Let them change into some clean clothes, then take them outside. They don't have any.

2:48:40
Unknown_15: Take them outside then. Sarge found these two hiding in the bedroom. Take them both outside for questioning. Once you get that done, call the sheriff and give him an update. 10-4, Sarge. Get out of my house!

Unknown_11: Get out of my house! Now, now, now, now, now!

Unknown_15: We've got a warrant to search the premises, so we need you.

2:49:17
Unknown_15: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Now, we want to ask you some questions. A quick interview. We want to get an idea of the layout of the house, where the nanny is at, and who all stays here. What's your probable cause? You have the search warrant.

Unknown_13: Cool. You have no probable cause.

Unknown_15: Are you willing to talk with me?

2:49:51
Unknown_13: Sure. You still have no probable cause.

Unknown_15: I'm not discussing all that. You've been given the search warrant. You should know how this works.

Unknown_13: What I know is that you have no probable cause.

Unknown_15: So, Kayla's your wife, then? Who's the other woman?

Unknown_13: She's April. She's just a friend. She's just visiting. She doesn't live here.

Unknown_15: She came out of the bedroom.

Unknown_13: So? So, she came out of the bedroom?

2:50:24
Unknown_15: When I have people over, they don't go in my bedroom.

Unknown_13: I don't give a shit what you do!

Unknown_15: I'm just asking questions.

Unknown_13: You're not. You're making statements.

Unknown_15: Where do you stay in the residence?

Unknown_13: That's a direct quote, by the way. All over.

Unknown_15: It's my house. Do you stay in the master bedroom?

Unknown_13: When I'm in there, I stay in there, sure.

Unknown_15: Is that where you sleep at night?

Unknown_13: Yes.

Unknown_15: That's all I needed to know. Do you want to tell me where things are in the house to help expedite the search?

2:50:58
Unknown_13: Where what things are?

Unknown_15: You saw the warrant. We're looking for controlled substances.

Unknown_13: I'm not admitting to anything. That's ridiculous. You still have no probable cause.

Unknown_15: We're going to be searching the house. We're going to be contacting family services.

Unknown_13: Why?

Unknown_15: Because we've already found cocaine in the house.

Unknown_15: We're not here on a whim.

Unknown_13: Yes, you are.

Unknown_15: No, we're not.

Unknown_13: Yes.

Unknown_15: We came here looking for controlled substances. We were only in the house for about one minute. I love the way he says controlled substances.

2:51:30
Unknown_13: I don't know anything about that.

Unknown_11: Just wait until my mom hears about this. Do you know who my dad is?

Unknown_19: You see what I mean by the Tom goes to the mayor art style?

Unknown_15: St. Cloud.

Unknown_24: What was he doing over there?

Unknown_15: Have you been read your Miranda rights?

2:52:05
Unknown_14: Yeah.

Unknown_15: Okay, I've got some questions.

Unknown_14: Could I, like, go get my purse first? I don't have my phone.

Unknown_15: I could get one of the officers to get it for you if you tell me where it is.

Unknown_14: It's in the bedroom.

Unknown_15: Why is it in there?

Unknown_14: I fell asleep.

Unknown_15: You slept in the master bedroom? Was the stripper Camelot?

Unknown_14: I didn't pick up on that one. I, like, live here. So where else would I sleep?

Unknown_15: Right. Silly me.

2:52:41
Unknown_23: This part's artistic interpretation.

Unknown_19: The best part is the Kayla interview. That's my absolute favorite. It's actually really scary.

Unknown_15: So child protective services are on their way.

Unknown_15: Do you have any family you could call? Any friends?

2:53:19
Unknown_15: Hello?

Unknown_13: Why does child services have to get involved?

Unknown_15: It's because we found drugs in your house and your daughter tested positive for cocaine.

Unknown_13: That's not true!

Unknown_15: Yeah, huh? At ten times the cutoff.

Unknown_11: That's not true. In fact, if I had to guess, it was probably you who gave her cocaine.

Unknown_15: Nuh-uh. We got multiple reports about possible child endangerment.

2:53:51
Unknown_15: But we weren't expecting this.

Unknown_13: Aaron.

Unknown_15: Who's Aaron?

Unknown_19: I feel bad for people just listening.

Unknown_15: Someone do something about that dog. I'll put it on the mathinternet.com archive for those of us who are currently listening.

Unknown_15: How's the search going? Slow. We found more drugs in multiple rooms and a couple of loose guns, but the amount of trash is making it an ordeal. What type of drugs? Cocaine, ketamine, and all sorts of pills. Sarge found some more pills. Who's Celeste? It's his mother. He was yelling about her earlier. He's stealing pills from his mom? Sigh.

2:54:33
Unknown_15: I'm gonna go talk with the kids.

Unknown_15: Where was he? Locked in the bathroom pissing shit everywhere.

Unknown_19: I think they interview each of the kids individually. There's a really funny thing. I don't know what the designs of the kids are based off of. I assume they're just random pictures of models or something. I'm not familiar with what his kids look like, so I don't know if they're based off life. I know that his kids showed up in a church video that the church had published, but I'm pretty sure they're just stock models or something.

2:55:05
Unknown_15: Gross.

Unknown_19: They're our stock photos, someone in the chat says.

Unknown_15: I want to ask a couple of questions, if y'all don't mind. And if you don't want to answer, that's fine, too.

2:55:38
Unknown_15: What's it like living here?

Unknown_13: It's always something with you. Do you know how busy I am? No, because you don't care. Because you only ever think about yourself. Because you lack even the basic decency to consider how others feel. So, fine. I'll drive you to church since you love God so much.

Unknown_19: Dude, there's...

Unknown_19: There's no fucking way that that is not on point. You just know, because with the body cam, the transcript, you know what he's like. And you just know he must be like that to his wife and kids all the fucking time continuously.

2:56:10
Unknown_19: Get in the car! Oh, I have to drink too? Okay, I can do that.

Unknown_06: Nick, there's nothing to eat.

Unknown_13: Well, we've got plenty to drink!

2:56:52
Unknown_10: i'm not gonna hurt you but i'll fucking kill you i love how she's just like violently shaking oh my god what is like gonna happen to me

Unknown_09: Have you already forgotten the solemn vow I made? Chaos would let the world burn before he let any harm befall his Valkyrie.

Unknown_09: If ever these deceivers try to lead you astray, remember this and what it means.

Unknown_15: That's an awful lot of comfort for just a friend.

2:57:48
Unknown_13: I hope you get gonorrhea and die.

Unknown_15: Watch your head.

Unknown_13: What?

Unknown_19: True art.

Unknown_19: True art from the source of art, which is the quickie forms. Bravo. Bravissimo. I love how it even says interesting matter of public record.

Unknown_19: This must have taken him a long time, by the way. Even a little bit of video editing is a very time-consuming thing to do. That's quite a sacrifice that he made. Very well done.

2:58:21
Unknown_19: Um, okay. That's the Nick Ricado segment. I think that... That is all of this. So, um... I want to say it's time for the Super Chat segment chat.

Unknown_19: I think that...

2:58:55
Unknown_19: Is there anything else left? Did I miss anything, Chad? Did I miss anything?

Unknown_19: Hasan loved it.

Unknown_19: You could see Hasan's reaction throughout that entire video. He really appreciated the artistic liberties taken. He's a big fan of the show, actually.

Unknown_22: Call PPP? I could do this.

Unknown_19: I have the power.

Unknown_19: I have the power to call him right now on his phone.

Unknown_19: i'm not i'm not calling ppp nice try chat listen i still have all my inhibitions that's what you don't know about me chat i have all of my inhibitions the lights are on in somebody's home okay that's how it works sorry i'm boring i'm a boring drunk um

2:59:52
Unknown_19: Okay, let's read the Super Chat. Let's make this shit green and shit. That's what I do, right? Make it fucking green.

Unknown_22: Make that shit green.

Unknown_22: All right. Hot Dog Day for $2 says, In American superiority news, the greatest athlete ever, Joey Chestnut has won his 19th Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest by eating 17 1⁄2 hot dogs in 10 minutes.

Unknown_19: That is quite impressive. Thank you.

3:00:25
Unknown_19: Kirk Eichenwald. Anime Masturbator for 10. Says, Glory to the Emperor. Happy birthday to the greatest country on God's green earth. Wait, Japan doesn't have an independent state. Never mind. False alarm. That's because Japan is not independent. Japan is a vassal state of the United States of America, the greatest country on God's green earth. Thank you.

Unknown_19: Buzz. Burbridge for two says, remember having white children and raising them is how you win. That is absolutely correct. What an excellent super chat. Thank you. KY tech guy for one says the white bitch needs her coffee.

3:01:02
Unknown_19: I don't know what this is a reference to, but I hope she got it. Sneedo for one says he's going to turn on the webcam chat. My computer has no webcam as a deliberate effort to set up my actual camera. And you are not so lucky. Space Allen for $50 says, American flag.

Unknown_19: Thank you. Thank you. That is a great flag. One of the best flags of all time.

Unknown_19: Thank you. Citrus Addict for one says, My husband wants to know if he finally ate a 4th of July burger in the motherland and if it brought you to tears 07.

3:01:39
Unknown_19: The local fire department was having a barbecue, and that was my festivities. I showed up, and I actually managed to socialize with all the old folks there, and I had a pretty good time. And I got to try some smoked shmeets. And the smoked shmeets... were actually amazing. There are different kinds of pulled porks and smoked chickens, but the pork belly I had was absolutely phenomenal.

Unknown_19: When you get a really good fatty food like cheese or pork belly and the fat coats your mouth, it's the best food experience you can get, really.

3:02:18
Unknown_19: Logistical Nightmare for five says, I take full responsibility for my super chat many a stream ago about the old day vodka. Whatever may come of this stream, happy freedom day, Hedge Schneider in chief. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. I don't remember what you said many a stream ago about old day vodka, but now that I have drinking, they don't really put like measurements on this bottle. So you know how much of it you're drinking, but I've drinking like a third, like a quarter to a third of it somewhere.

Unknown_19: Thank you. Pork Belly is really fucking good. Can I put him on the screen? I don't usually put free chats on there. There you go. I can do that still. Pork Belly is so fucking good. Space Cadet Joe, you are absolutely correct. It is so fucking good.

3:02:56
Unknown_19: GumpGump for 10 says, when the .NET coming back, I'm still waiting on something in particular, but as soon as that is done, I will have it back up. I promise. Though, if you use ProtonVPN, if you cut on the filter, .net does not work. And if you are a customer of ProtonVPN, I would ask that you complain to ProtonVPN about the broken DNS filter.

Unknown_19: Because that's real fucking annoying. And whatever fucking tranny retard put us on the ProtonVPN malware list needs to be fired out of fucking Canada into the middle of the fucking ocean.

3:03:29
Unknown_22: Thank you.

Unknown_19: NoHurtMrMetal for five says, Happy birthday to Lance. God bless America. Happy birthday, Lance. Congratulations on being the Grandmaster in the Kanto region. I was really happy for your success.

Unknown_19: SneedsPizza formally chucks or doesn't show up on the screen. One says, did you smuggle this on a floppy disk? No, I did not. I don't know what you're talking about, but I did not do that. I've never touched a floppy disk in my whole life. Actually, that's a lie. I have. I have touched a floppy. No, actually, I've touched a three and a half inch floppy disk that's not actually floppy. I've not actually touched like a seven inch floppy disk before. I know they exist and they put the nuclear codes on them, but I don't know. I've never touched one.

3:04:12
Unknown_19: David, S877 for 25. It'll show up on my fucking screen.

Unknown_19: It says, here's some money to buy the post-fourth discount fireworks to blow yourself up. I was thinking in the car today about if burn ward surgeons... treat the 4th of july like a big day like if in the weeks leading up to july 4th a burn ward surgeon has to like make sure that he's got enough nurses and surgical assistants like on call that day if it's like a money money money day for them like they look for july 4th like oh fuck yeah we're gonna get some burden ward victims of the day If you're a burn ward surgeon, please let me know if you have to prepare for July 4th in advance, like how Whataburger prepares for spring break. That's what I'm talking about.

3:05:05
Unknown_19: All right. Thank you. Humble Guardsman for seven says, over eight hours late, you've earned yourself another entry in the Damaskron. I don't know what that means, but I hope that's a good thing. Thank you very much. TP Deluxe for five says, let's go chat. Drinky poo stream for America Day. We're getting turnt up nibbas sending pink haired farting dragons. We're going full for Kata. Nice try, guy. I have my wherewithal to avoid any farting purple dragons. I do not fall for such hijinks, chat. You know me.

3:05:46
Unknown_19: Borello Furman, for three, says, America! Yeah. That's how I feel today. I'm going to be quite real with you.

Unknown_19: The Ghost of Lotex, for one, says, I was watching your Kay's Cooking Reaction compilation, and you mentioned offhand that your uncle is British. Please elaborate on this.

Unknown_19: I'm surprised I mentioned that. He's actually a great uncle, and he is British, but he's lived in the United States for a very long time. He has a wonderfully... uh, posh British accent. And I can't say much more than that, but he's a joy to be around. Um, he loves football and he loves alcohol and he is, uh, allergic to drama uh if there is any kind like he and his wife they love to drink they'll break out some wine some some spirits some uh beer and they'll watch football european football on the telly and if that conversation in that room turns serious if it turns about religion or like problems from like childhood they will legit just get up from their chairs and and remove themselves from the area and watch football on a different television. That man has no patience for a bad atmosphere. And if you've got bad vibes, he wants no part of it.

3:06:54
Unknown_19: If it even turns a little bit serious, he's out of there. He doesn't want any part of that.

Unknown_19: He and his drink will be going elsewhere if the Bible becomes topic of conversation.

Unknown_19: Very, very, very easy guy to get along with. Very extremely pleasant person.

3:07:31
Unknown_19: The Orange Cow for 20 says, do you have any opinion about Thomas Kinkade? Also have his Kiwi Gold thing coming along.

Unknown_19: I am waiting. I think that I, by the way, I'm selling the rest of the Halloween merch on manatheinternet.com. It's only in limited sizes. I think mostly the smaller sizes, of course, because that's how it is. But if you use Sneed25 as a coupon code, you get $10 off every article of clothing. I'm just trying to get rid of it.

Unknown_19: This was what was left over when I lost my payment processor last time. But I'm working with this company, and they want to get me access to a check deposit system. And they just want to establish a business relationship with me through Man at the Internet First. So if you guys are interested in getting the Halloween or winter stuff that is like... It's super cheap right now just because I have to get rid of it and get it out of the warehouse. It's NEED25 is the coupon code.

3:08:12
Unknown_19: The Kiwi Gold thing will come after I get my check deposit system.

Unknown_19: The company I'm working with is extremely awesome, and they're trying very hard to get us through.

Unknown_19: But it will take time, unfortunately, as all things do. It really drives me crazy. That's the craziest thing about... being an adult is that you realize just how valuable time is. And you really start thinking about how like, you know, people tell you like in a month or in a couple months from now, and you're just like, bro. That's like a fraction of my fucking life. You're telling me to wait a year? That's like 1 60th of my entire adult life if I'm fucking lucky. Like at the absolute minimum. You're telling me to wait a fucking year for that? That's bullshit. So it's very frustrating as an adult trying to get business stuff done. You're just like... Get it done now. I need it done now. I got shit to do, bro. But it'll happen. We're working on it. I'm working on it. When I speak of we, I'm referring to myself. I am the queen of England, so I can speak in third person.

3:09:20
Unknown_19: David... Thank you, by the way. David87890 for 10, if I can click the fucking thing, says, Hello, Joosh. I have dispatched my finest agent to collect signatures for Stop Killing Games petition. he here he is in action skip to 43 for the funny okay let's see this is going to be a particularly slow super chat segment in case you're wondering uh okay so 43 hey it's like a postal 2 joke they left the door unlocked again Oh shit, I'm not racist.

3:09:52
Unknown_25: These people really do all look alike.

Unknown_00: Would you please sign my petition?

Unknown_25: Ow, my clavichord.

Unknown_25: Don't these people have jobs?

Unknown_00: Did this guy just like break into a Chinese person's home?

Unknown_25: Fuck, can we all just get along? Guess not. I better watch out for those guys from now on.

3:10:48
Unknown_22: I guess, like, he just broke into a Chinaman's house.

Unknown_19: Shouldn't do that. That's rude.

Unknown_19: Thank you. Dragoons for five says, buy a pizza for your pizza. I would if I could. I'm on a diet. Here's how much restraint I exercise, chat. I was at a fucking fireman's barbecue and I had one plate of pulled pork. You know how long it's been since I had pulled pork? 15 fucking years. I haven't had it in forever. I had one plate with like a little bit of baked beans. And I didn't go back for seconds. That's how much restraint I have. I want to be a skinny queen so I can go to D.C. I'm going to be like Ross Scott in that change. I'm going to tell the congressman, would you like to sign my petition? That's what I'm going to do. You have to be a skinny queen for that.

3:11:22
Unknown_19: Asian tech support. Ten.

Unknown_19: I can't click this again. I don't know why. What the fuck? What did I break to fuck this up? Asian tech support for tenses. No, drunk child. You will take multiple shots. Now, now, now, now, now. I've actually drank more than I was intending to. I was going to drink a full shot between every section. And I did so. But I honestly didn't feel it. So I'm just like... And I think it's because I'm standing. So I'm standing and I'm like sweating in my room and stuff. So I'm probably... or sweating out the alcohol faster than I normally do if I'm just chilling and playing video games or something. So I actually did drink more than I usually would because I am quite lightweight.

3:12:31
Unknown_19: Thank you. Citrus Addict for five says, what Josh was really up to while the stream was tardy and churning out. And there's a cat box file. Oh boy, I can't wait. You never know what you're going to get in a cat box file chat.

Unknown_19: It appears to be a man eating hot dogs with an evil dog staring at him. I don't know what that evil dog is up to, but that man apparently cannot handle any more hot dog shit.

Unknown_19: I hope he doesn't eat more. That was something. If I ever have kids, I'm going to make sure I don't do what my mom and my grandparents did. My parents told me, you know, there's children starving in Africa. And what you should really tell your kids is not that there are children starving in Africa. You should tell your kids, if you're not hungry, don't fucking eat anything. So that guy on the floor eating the hot dogs, he needs somebody to tell him that if he doesn't want to eat any more hot dogs, just don't eat any more hot dogs. It's okay. You don't have to eat all those hot dogs.

3:13:05
Unknown_19: I feel like this is an important life lesson that aspiring parents should learn, Chad. From me to you, Chad.

Unknown_19: No Hurt Mr. Metal for five says, happy birthday to Tax Brass. I don't know who that is, but happy birthday, Tax Brass. I hope you enjoy sharing your birthday with the 4th of July. I'm sure that's a bit awkward, but at least you get fireworks. Many people don't get fireworks for their birthday.

3:13:42
Unknown_19: Need is Stanny for five says, I read that.

Unknown_19: Oh, there it is. Five says, making Ham Ham work overtime on a statutory holiday, no dignity. In the United States of America, you don't even get overtime for working on a federal holiday. You just get to eat shit.

Unknown_19: Kiwi Friend for two says, Jersh, please keep in mind that all of the tax law hasn't been written into law for the big, beautiful bill and is still being debated in the House last I heard. I think it's signed into law at this point. I'm not sure.

3:14:20
Unknown_19: Pretty sure it's been signed into law. Steno for once says, boss man's gambas finally tax-free. Actually, it's the exact fucking opposite, bitch. He's paying 10% on his wager when he doesn't make any fucking money, bitch. He's going to be paying tens of millions of dollars to the IRS. They're going to put that motherfucker in a coal mine in the middle of Kentucky to make that money back, bitch.

Unknown_19: For dear, for 10 says busy, can't watch tonight. Just in case, play the fucking Chuck E. Cheese clip, bitch. Okay, I can do that. I know exactly. This guy sends me a super chat for $10 and says, play the Chuck E. Cheese clip. And you might be thinking, what the fuck does that mean? That doesn't make any goddamn sense.

3:14:53
Unknown_22: Okay, I got this. I know what the fuck you want, though.

Unknown_22: Hell yeah. I got the Chuck E. Cheese clip, bitch.

Unknown_22: play what the fuck you mean you're not gonna play i didn't fucking ask you if you wanted to play or not play the goddamn road and sing the fucking born in the usa what the fuck is this hold up i think that on the kiwi farms that public i think i have this i don't have this i swear to fucking god i saved this on the kiwi farms oh hell yeah i got it

3:15:50
Unknown_05: I saw this perform live. I was eating cheese pizza, Chuck E. Cheese as a little boy.

Unknown_19: I saw this perform live. When the rodent said, born in the USA, I clapped. I'm such a patriot.

Unknown_05: Born in the USA. I'm a cool rockin' rodent in the USA now.

Unknown_05: It doesn't have to be a special day to sing about America, because feeling good about our country is something we should do every day.

3:16:39
Unknown_19: This was in the 90s. This was normal. You even have the fucking Italian guy that makes the fucking cheese pizza. He ate a Chuck E. Cheese. He's singing about how happy he is to be American. Nowadays, if they made this, it would be a Mexican that speaks Spanish or some shit and sings the fucking anthem and fucking spicilese. Disgusting shit.

Unknown_19: You know what? I was going to say things are never going to be as comfy as they were in the 90s, but you know what? That's wrong. We got the best Jew that God ever gave us besides Jesus H. Christ himself, and he's working for our deportations, and he's going to deport every fucking Mexican, and we're going to have a fucking country again. That's what's coming, chat.

3:17:15
Unknown_19: It's the second coming. He's back, and he's going to get rid of all the Mexicans.

Unknown_22: All right.

Unknown_19: Um...

Unknown_19: Sneedo for one says, nevermind. Bossman has lost it all again. I've heard, I've heard the bad news. Citrus act for one says cat box file. I will look at, I'm not going to put it on the stream because it gave me a dollar. It's a chat. It's a skeleton saying, Oh shit, a rat. And he's kicking a rat that says, fuck you, Josh. That's very mean. David Lammy, for one, says, come to England. Absolutely not. Porglack, for one, says, sorry, my voice. I'm actually out here doing things, Jim, so I don't have time to watch your little show. So I have a goddamn shot to Big Red and the SBC retards rise up. That is a nonsense statement, but thank you. Porglack, for two, says, give this extra two bucks to SBC in America, Samoa, and let him know it's okay because he stole a bike. It's not okay, actually. I want my bike back. Kurt Eichenwald, Anime Masturbator for 10 says, Glorious Kyo Emperor, how many have you had? You should have a proposed drinking game with this story. Happy 4th. Ten no hika banzai. I was going to have one per segment, but then I had like two per segment at the end. thank you A&N did nothing wrong for 5 says I'm looking forward to you chat with card posting he backed out on that sorry he sent me a message saying he was too busy any chance you could warn him about discord gaps I'd hate for him to end up like David State or cooking with K yeah sorry he backed out PP Deluxe for 5 says lying ass sneeter hyped the drink stream for 374 years and takes one shot shameful shot now are you going to be south to down no I feel like I've had enough. I know my limit. Tax-free bish for 150 says drink. No, bish. I know my limit, motherfucker. Anime Extremist. I said Animal Extremist. Anime Extremist. Fire says, I plan on being blackout drunk and letting fireworks for shooting expired soda cans with my sister by the time you get to Super Chat. So for replay game, can you explain the VTuber drama this week? Thanks. Oh, I saw this Super Chat and I retroactively handled it earlier in the stream. You're very, very welcome. Make sure to send more. Subscribe to MatthewNet.Locals.com. Thank you. Nito for one says, I'm surprised you didn't say how Northern Idaho is a hub for serial killers. Well, I did. I kind of hinted that I have a beef with Northern Idaho and people gave me shit for it, but I'm actually completely fucking vindicated as a matter of fact.

3:19:28
Unknown_19: Fox is for 10 says, here's $10 to skip the beach. Because it's fucking gay. Put this towards your cheese fun. Unfortunately, the anime extremist super chat somehow overrated this more expensive super chat. So I guess I'm not paying enough attention to my super chats. Thank you though. Haram Murder for two says, Why am I even super chatting? I'll be too drunk and wasted with this keel switch pulled to read this. Joke's on you, bish. I did read it.

3:20:05
Unknown_19: Baldo Pagans for five says, U.S. flag. Thank you, Baldo Pagans. I appreciate it.

Unknown_19: Nugula Sneed for five says, VTubers never beating the pedo allegations. Total VTuber death. Couldn't agree more. Can't wait to see what enlightening opinions I get from some fucking faggot called the Almighty Lolly about how he's not actually jerking off to pictures of kids.

Unknown_19: uh the bugs for one says i was at a gas station a couple weeks ago and saw clapped out camry with anime lowly stickers everywhere i waited for the owner and saw a big fat ham planet come out of the store with a bunch of junk dude the fact that people are so emboldened that they're gonna put like cunning stickers on their fucking car and expect not to get shot is like a like a sign about the moral decay of the entire country to be real with you Nylon Python for 25 says, this is what I think of whenever you start explaining German pronunciation. Okay, let's see what this is. You did send $25, Chad.

3:20:53
Unknown_19: I've never played this game.

Unknown_03: I like your style, Americans. Very good. You're part of the Reich now, subject of the great Führer. I hope for your sake you consider the Reich and all its glorious people your own. Yes, of course, sir. Let me give you some free advice. You are witnessing a new dawn for America. You have a choice in this new world, because the time will come when, how do you say, the wheat detaches from the chaff.

3:21:37
Unknown_03: Have you taken your German lessons? Oh, yes, sir. Good. You, how do you say thank you in German?

Unknown_12: Dankeschon.

Unknown_03: Of course, sir. Let me see. It's, um...

Unknown_12: Danke schon.

Unknown_02: Yes.

Unknown_12: Danke. Danke.

Unknown_02: Yes, out with it. Danke schon. Danke. Danke.

Unknown_02: My God. Was that alright? No, that was terrible. You're butchering my beautiful language. It's Dankeschön, verdammt. Say it. Dankeschön?

Unknown_19: That's the hardest thing. In German, you have all these alphabet letters that got the dots on them, and you gotta say it right, because the Germans get real fucking offended by that shit. You gotta say Dankeschön, and it's difficult. And if you really exaggerate and go, and that's not right. You gotta say it right. I don't know.

3:22:15
Unknown_02: That's a really important word in German, by the way.

Unknown_19: Everything is so shown. Germans always talk about how fucking shown everything is.

Unknown_04: I've heard enough. No more. I'm so sorry, sir. I'm still practicing. You will practice harder. I will, sir. I am.

3:22:50
Unknown_19: There's a German expression that's like, Deutsche Sprachen, Schwachsprachen, which just means that German's fucking hard.

Unknown_19: Thank you. Sneed Cricket, for one, says, Happy 4th, y'all, and Joosh, I love bullying the animes in kickchat. They get so mad when you make fun of their animes in Gaeta. Also, a bunch of Jap comic writers are supporting a pedo writer. I'm not surprised. They're very strange people.

Unknown_19: Haramberger says, if you're still functioning, take a shot of Old Baby because you accidentally said doo-doo at the hour 15 minute mark LOL. No, no, no. I don't think so. Thank you. Joj Floyd for 20 says, hey, Josh Moonpie Moon, and there's a cat box file. Well, just $20. $20 is $20, Chad. Let's see what these guys say.

3:23:29
Unknown_07: I love this video.

Unknown_19: It's so funny. It's such a perfect example of like the fucking meaningless bullshit that like you think of when you have like a song and you're like butchering it in your head. Sneet Cricket for two says the Bleach writer refused to support the Peter writers 30th anniversary project the One Piece Black Clover and Jojo writer supported the Peter writer Kenshin and then there is a IMDB page but listen bro if I spend all my time thinking about Japan it would be a bad day Space Allen for one says pay Null.lol and I think this is a calendar that shows how much money WrestleGear currently owes me He currently owes me $1,274.75. Yikes-erino chat. Yikes-erino. I hope he one day pays me.

3:24:08
Unknown_19: Koliadante for $20 says, Mr. Greer, the court is seriously thinking this time. I'm going to do it. I swear I'm going to seriously think about sanctioning you if you miss the noon and noon deadline to complain of my sanctions. Well, I'm glad that we have your honor, Bossman Jack, to seriously think about doing something. I hope one day he, knowing one day the judge might actually do something, fills me with determination. Thank you. Pashmina Hamham for two says, how much for you to sing Dixieland completely drunk? I think singing's off the table, bro. Uh, Indians are stinky for five says the best black man to ever live. Clarence Thomas may one day speak of the Kiwi farms in your name in American legal history. Is that surreal as fuck or what is a bit surreal, but it's also very, very optimistic.

3:25:10
Unknown_19: Ballistic Characteristic for 25 says, Happy 4th of July. Congratulations and good job on getting the Yousef memberships going. Thank you very much. I appreciate it.

3:25:45
Unknown_19: Good timing. You have about 28 minutes to wish me happy 4th of July.

Unknown_19: Thank you.

Unknown_19: RedEyesBlackDragon for 5 says, Happy Independence Day, Jersh. Any updates on Drakenlord? What do you think he's doing right now? He's probably going, My name is Alty. My friend.

Unknown_19: point blank shot trains with a shotgun 125 for one says let me see if I get you right you really believe these anime women are real pantophiles and you want them held legally apprehensible for this act is this a change possible in our lifetime I don't believe that they're pedophiles per se but I believe that they shamelessly masturbate real pedophiles for cash money which is a kind of shamelessness that's hard to fathom Can you imagine anything more disgusting than like being like the Ghislaine Maxwell and carrying water for Jeffrey Epstein? That's basically what fucking Gurugabra is. She's like, sure, whatever. I'll pay Malaysians to draw a little girl tummy so that you can masturbate to pornography. I mean, I'll sing little, little cute songs about the Connie. about crabs and shit so you can masturbate. It's fucking gnarly, bro. Where's your fucking shame? You're a woman. You're supposed to have motherly instinct, and you're masturbating pedophiles. I would love to know, in a real interrogation style, where it's like you actually know what's in the heart of hearts, I would love to know what Gurigarwa's internal justification for what she does is. Because it must be something like, Cause you know that she's a woman. So she has motherly instinct. She, she instinctively biologically cares for kids. So it must be something like if they're jerking off to, to Saba, the character, they're not molesting kids. It must be something like that. I would love to know, like in a one-on-one private conversation, like what was actually fucking wrong with her, but it's probably something like that.

3:27:24
Unknown_19: Um,

Unknown_19: Sneak Cricket for one says, hope the neighbor type people down the street blow themselves up with their fireworks. Thank God for white people. And thank God for you. You can skip this. But I hate neighbors, tacos, raccoons, and shoes. Or pants. I think that's what he's trying to say.

3:28:00
Unknown_19: John Doe Darius for five says, great fucking stream. 10 out of 10 drinking with you. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Cheers. I played mostly Killer. I didn't enjoy Survivor at all.

3:28:33
Unknown_19: I did enjoy hacking people to death with a knife, though. But I don't know. It is a very memorable game. That's why it's so popular. It's not really that great, but it's like super memorable. Josh Hungy for 150 says, will you give us a pickle burger review now? I promise no such thing. Don't even try. I can't even think of where the nearest Sonic is from here. It's a long ass way.

Unknown_19: Logistical Nightmare for $50 says, 12 hour for gimmick vodka? 12 hours for gimmick vodka unless properly compensate for your time. And fulfilling my silly super chat, enjoy a K&U on this glorious Independence Day. Well, don't... I mean, I guess I should inflate your ego, but honestly, I just wanted to visit the Potomac. Now, I didn't go during the best time of year, but... I wanted to see it. I wanted to see the Capitol. I did. Nothing stops me, chat. If I want to go see the fucking Capitol of the United States of fucking America, I'm going to go see the motherfucking Capitol of motherfucking America. I'm going to get some fucking old Bay vodka, motherfucking bitch. Bixanoo and shit, nigga. Thank you.

3:29:40
Unknown_19: Say hello there. Happy Lugansk Liberation Day. Potawfel needs a crazy organizer. Data guy real good with automation. Some other related retarded shit to fix his pizza fund. We'll pay you in. I think you need somebody more familiar with his show, and I'm not. I watched that one video where he talked about Ethan Ralph, and I gave him props. That stream was a lot less annoying than I had anticipated.

Unknown_19: But I honestly don't know anything about Jesse, except that sometimes he annoys the fuck out of me.

3:30:16
Unknown_19: Real Adonai for 10 says, Hey Josh, I wrote a short story about your adventures to an anime convention. That sounds fucking awful. Let's see what this is.

Unknown_19: picture of an atomic bomb going off in the city. And the quote says, cunning enjoyers could be here, Joshua thought. I've never been to this anime con before. They could be anywhere. Joshua then announced, if they all went to Asakai so bad, I'll just Asakai them all to hell. He then launched a tactical nuke at the convention center. Then he launched another one for good measure. When asked how he felt about taking away so many innocent lives he proclaimed, I don't know. I've only killed degenerates. To be fair, I feel like... The VTuber people are even like a step below the fucking anime people. Do the VTuber people even go to the same anime conventions? I feel like if you went to like an anime convention, you wouldn't see that much VTuber shit. You'd have to go to like a special VTuber convention for fucking Saba or whatever the fuck.

3:30:52
Unknown_19: I'm not sure. Let me know in the comments.

Unknown_19: Do you miss European cop signs that go up every five seconds? I don't miss living in a city, no. I do miss the cheese.

3:31:27
Unknown_19: Absolutely not. Well, I took a swab of that, but I'm still on a diet, bro. I gotta be a skinny queen, bro. Come on, now.

Unknown_19: I'm so wrong. So if you go to like a regular, like, you know, like Dragon Ball Z convention, you'll find like anime VTuber shit. That's sad. That's actually so sad knowing that you'll find like the anime tummy little girl VTuber at like a real anime convention. It's just like if you just like comics about fucking, you know, men fighting each other with laser beams like Dragon Ball Z, you're still going to be inundated with like the tummy crab crying emoji people. That's fucking sad, bro. That was my intention with the VTuber board. I'm like, you know, if there's any good ones out there that just want to watch like anime women like play video games, they need like a place that doesn't have all the fucking cunning people in it. So that's like part of the motivation with the VTuber board. And I kind of feel bad for them. They just want to watch the fucking cartoon women sing and dance and shit without seeing like pedo shit. I know how hard it is to find safer workspaces. Like if you join a, if you join like a discord or whatever, like when the forum was done, I joined some different communities to occupy time while I didn't have the forum. And there's like porn everywhere. And if you're trying to avoid porn, it's really hard to find like a real safe for work community that doesn't have porn and thirst posting and like fucking lollicon and shit. And it's like, I don't know. I felt bad.

3:33:14
Unknown_19: Um, a leg of ballas for one says, do you fuck with blade? I'm afraid not. I don't know who that is. Sorry. Orion from the Grillcast for Five says, Anime sucks. Copen Saint has the opportunity to do something really fucking funny tonight. Bro, listen. When I'm intoxicated, you take my fully sentient, aware brain, and you dump it in cold water. That's the best way to describe it. I'm not out of control of myself. I'm just a little bit chilled, okay? And if I see a farting green dragon...

3:33:46
Unknown_19: I'm not going to masturbate to it like Nick Riccata. I'm simply going to ignore it as I always do, chat.

Unknown_19: Because I'm still in here. I'm just a little bit chilled.

Unknown_19: Cape G for five says, To be patriotic, I'm sipping red, white, and blue flavors of Smirnoff Ice. Mass deportation. Let's go. Let's fucking go. By the millions, chat. By the millions.

3:34:17
Unknown_19: simul again for two for five says kid bannon and commander james stefani sterling are going to have a wrestling match in the 18th how do you think they'll top the first one i don't know bro

Unknown_19: I'll definitely be watching that shit. You know, people were telling me to call into PPP because he said that he would answer if I called or whatever. But that would be a fun thing to watch with PPP is like a live wrestling match between Jim Sterling and Kid Bandit. If we're ever going to do like a call in or whatever, that would be fun because he knows wrestling shit. And I don't know anything about wrestling, but I know I know Jim Sterling and Kid Bandit. So it would be like a nice it would be like a weird collision where we compliment our knowledge bases absolutely perfectly. Um, gum gum for 10 says first time I ever saw Ross. I was flabbergasted. What a good dude. He does sound like a nice guy. Doesn't he? Thank you.

3:34:53
Unknown_19: Trash land soldier for $50 says, God bless you, man. The Kiro and such threads hit me hard in my black lab. And I thank you for what you do. Please accept the cheddar and keep fighting the good fight. You fucking man, Josh. Thank you. Um, when the cure of the wolf stuff happened and a wolf got arrested, uh, Those are very positive things in my life. A lot of people develop sympathies for the forum and for me because of the good that people in the forum did when they hunted wolf down literally to the ends of the world. Getting somebody arrested in Cuba for animal abuse is actually like a genuine feat of human endeavors. They have no animal abuse laws, but when they saw what that guy was doing, they arrested him for sodomy. which is a mental illness arrest. So they put him on that probably to this day, he's still doped up on Thorazine, like a mental hospital. It's like a genuine, genuine human accomplishment. And the guys that did it, they wanted no fame, no clout, no notoriety. They didn't even want me to mention what their forum names were. They were just so shocked that this fucking guy was torturing puppies with impunity in Cuba that they put in hundreds of hours of work to hunt him down like a fucking rabid animal. And they put him down. They put him down in a place that I told them. I told them to their fucking face. I said, they have no laws in Cuba for animal cruelty. Even if you find this guy, they're never going to do anything to a Cuban national. And I was wrong. And they didn't care that I was negging them. And they fucked this guy up hard.

3:36:40
Unknown_19: That was like a genuine big turning point in my entire life.

Unknown_19: Sneedalee D. Schlomberg for 10 says, What do you say to the allegations that the only reason you're supporting Stop Killing Games is so you can run your own Blockland servers when the production servers eventually shut down?

Unknown_19: Badspot, Eric Badspot Hartman, my fia, my Hitler-Jungen fia, was very pro real games. And so Blockland actually works as a LAN. And if you want to host a dedicated server and connect by IP, you can play Blockland even if there's no master server list or whatever. That game is written to OG standards, man. You can play Blockland even a thousand years from now if you got a computer.

3:37:16
Unknown_19: Badspot... Badspot was... He was a guy that liked two things. He liked LAN parties, and he liked Cheesecake Yuri, and he liked those things together. He liked to have a little goon sesh with some women fingering each other, and he liked to play Blockland on LAN. That's what he liked. Sneak Ricket for one says, I've been playing Dune Awakening with my friends who I know in real life, and it's been a fun time mining space melange and getting high in game. You should play it and watch your life melt away. Drunk, by the way. I've never even heard of Dune Awakening. That's the first time anyone's recommended this particular game to me.

3:37:53
Unknown_19: Thank you. Koi Dante for 20 says, six parts vodka, two parts Aperol, two parts pineapple juice, two parts lime juice, one part syrup. I prefer fig, but dealer's choice. Never heard of it made with Old Bay vodka, but I think it'd fit. Bro, that much sugar? You're asking to get fucking raped, bro. You're asking to fuck up yourself real hard.

3:38:32
Unknown_19: I don't know. Drinking sugar with alcohol is always like an invitation for a bad night. There's a difference between drinking a drink and drinking a drink that has less of sugar in it. That shit goes right into your blood. Thank you. I blocked him.

Unknown_19: People were getting real uppity, like, oh my god, bro. They were sharing on 4chan and shit that I was blocking people. It was a huge win. But I block anyone who's brown or pedophile or... Something else. There are certain people where it's just like, I don't want to talk to you, and I never want to see anything that you have to say. you know so why shouldn't i block you you can still see my my messages now next so there's not like i'm censoring myself to you or whatever it's just like you'll never ever ever ever say anything i ever want to pay attention to you're either fucking jerking off to anime kids or you're like brown so why the fuck would i ever care about what you have to say and just block them i don't give a shit anymore people say it's like oh blocking is like cucking it's like i don't care fuck you Orion from the girl cast for five says, did you see Nathan Bunnell on the girl cast? I absolutely did not. I hadn't even heard of that. Last time I saw anything about Nathan, it was him being groomed by the Gripers.

3:40:01
Unknown_19: That sucks, bro. I'm sorry that you got promised something that was stolen from you, bro. It sucks. Spingle Cat, for once, says, I'm surprised the mighty faggot doesn't have a threat already. Also, a guest streamer Gator is having is into the same god awful shit he's into and has been phonebooked. I don't follow Gator that much, but he crops up every so often. He's such a spineless fag. Because it would be one thing if he had always hated me. If Gator had always hated me and always said that I was like a pedophile, like, you know, I would understand. Like, Zoom is like that. Zoom has always said I was a pedophile, even though he's a fucking, like, pedophile himself. And he's just trying to shift blame or whatever. But, you know, if he had been consistent, I would understand, like, okay, this is a guy that just doesn't like me, and he has reasons not to like me that he believes are true. And it's like, okay, I get it. Gator has always flip-flopped. He liked me when I was a guest on the Killstream. He didn't like me when I stopped being a guest on the Killstream. He apologized to me after he got booted off the Killstream, and now he doesn't like me again. And he's on Twitter saying, like, I didn't know this about Josh. Bro, you've been shown this shit from fucking Encyclopedia Dramatica for the last 15... Literally, like, 10 fucking years at this point is how long I've known Ralph. You've known this shit for a fucking decade, and you're gonna pretend to your fucking Lolicon friends that you've never heard this shit? Bro, you were on stream with me time and time again. We were like, buddy, buddy. You apologized to me, and you're gonna try to pretend that you think this is true now after shrugging it off for, like, a fucking decade? It's one thing to be...

3:41:57
Unknown_19: It's respectable in a way to hate me and to be consistent about hating me. There is no respect whatsoever. Because calling someone a pedophile is the worst thing you can call somebody. If you call somebody a pedophile, you better be prepared to consistently hate that person for the rest of your fucking life. It's one thing to be consistent, and then it's another thing to be like a snake, where you're willing to say the worst thing possible about somebody, and then renege it whenever it's convenient, and then say it again when it's convenient again. And that's why Gator will never achieve success. He's going to constantly cling to this idea that one day he can be a popular streamer in whatever fucking anime, VTuber space, but he'll never ever accomplish anything, because people know. It's like with Moldavia's fig tree. You just listen to him talking like, no, you're a fucking snake in the grass, bro. You're a fucking liar. You're not intellectually honest. You're not a real person. It's like that. Gator, it doesn't matter what fucking anime asshole he sucks up to. People are going to listen to him and be like, you know, you're a fucking snake. You're not a real person. You're saying whatever I want to hear right now. And I know that. Even though I agree with you on this issue or whatever. It's like, I know you're a fucking liar.

3:43:11
Unknown_19: It's a sad fucking existence, bro. Ralph is 100 times more of a consistent real man than Gator could ever be. Ralph, unironically, is too fucking good for Gator. Gator's a fucking snake, bro.

Unknown_19: As far as him not having a thread, by the way, it's like, I don't control these things. I don't snap my fingers. If people want to make a thread for him, they can make a thread for him. If not, I don't give a shit. He can say whatever the fuck he wants on Twitter. I'm going to call him a faggot. He jerks off to kids.

3:43:43
Unknown_19: Jerks off to drawings of kids and shit. Octavia Sales Rep for 10 says, hearing a deep, reasonable voice coming out of Baked Alaska's mouth is so bizarre. Oh, were the cops Baked Alaska? I thought they were familiar. That's funny. I didn't pick up on that. I've watched The Sober, too, so... I guess I'm just an idiot. Thank you. Chloe Dante for 20 says, wow, this Nick AI video is incredibly derogatory. I hope for his sake that the corrupt candy Yoshi police haven't deleted the only record that can dispel this rampant speculation. Me too, bro. We got all those things that could be cleared up with that footage, bro. But it's like, it's just not coming out. I don't know what's up with that. Thank you. Holy how produces hope. We have a great, great fourth. Joshua, my fellow American nibba all on the internet. Uppercase. I don't know. Always guy. You really threw a curve ball at me with this message. I was expecting a lot of words that never came out. He came into it. So you really tripped me up on a day to trip me up. Thank you. Ace of speed. Anyway, it's of sneeds for one says anime sucks. Cope and sneak for $10. Nice try guy. Sneedo, for one, says anime cock. Kopensneed, for 20, says ham jam. Thank you very much, Sneedo. I appreciate it. Octavia Saleswhip for 10 says, did you know that the five-pound log of bologna is called a chub? I did not know that. That is a new word added to my dictionary. Thank you very much.

3:44:52
Unknown_19: Nig Hang, for five, says PPP is going to starve.

Unknown_19: I hope not. That would be very tragic, though. Guy Safari for five says, here, have another shot.

3:45:26
Unknown_19: I don't think so. Thank you.

Unknown_19: Red Eyes Black Dragon for two says, give PPP a double palm belly rub. I don't think I will. Humble Guardsman for one says, Damaz Kron, the Great Book of Grudges. Okay, I knew what the Book of Grudges was. I did not know that it was called the Damaz Kron. Thank you. Dennis RCO for five says, Happy 4th. Don't let the hamster drink himself to a coma. I try not to. I'm trying to pull him back from the edge, bro. JP Triggerpull for 10 says, Happy 4th. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Bot or Not for 10 says, Happy 4th. Josh, listen to the stream while watching. Fireworks started to downpour right after. Yeah, it happens. I love a rainy night, though, so that wouldn't bother me too much. Thank you. The Orange Cow for one says, do you have any opinions on Thomas Kinkane? I do not have any opinions on him. Sorry, I don't know who he is. Grump Gump for 10 says, you'll be happy to know that DC is notorious for poor appearances if you're a skinny queen, your head and shoulders above politicians. I know, that's how you get shit done, bro. Thank you. Kurt Eichenwald, Anime Masturbator for one says, I can't believe I missed the Kino Casino for this.

3:46:29
Unknown_19: Sorry, bro. Better luck next time. Hunasupa for $50 says, keep the First Amendment alive, bro. I'm trying my best. Okay. Yeah. Thank you. Eric George for $5 says, the N-word, also the F-slur. Thank you, Eric George. Very much appreciated. hey you all missed for two says can you go to the zoe spread also cna can be friends for samatsu pretty please no um zoe is super annoying and she basically just wants attention that's it that's the only that's like her only character trait is that she just wants attention and it's like you know guys are going to give it to her because she's a woman but it's just like she just wants attention so i don't find her very interesting at all

3:47:15
Unknown_19: I'm at a spic friend's house celebrating the 4th of July and they're firing those missile fireworks. I think I'm drunk. Well, be careful with the fireworks, bro. She's banned for a week for spam. If she doesn't want to be banned, she should not spam threats. And that's it.

Unknown_19: Thank you very much for watching. I hope you guys had a great Fourth of July. And you know what? This stream is wrapping up right at the end of the day. So I'll be the last person probably to wish you a great and happy Fourth of July. Always remember that Sisyphus does not work in vain. The boulder rolls backwards, but we must always fight to keep it rolling upwards. Because if not, we just lose it. We'll lose all of our... constitutional rights. We don't fight for them, so it's never a fight in vain. It's never a fight in vain. And on that note, I have a song from my favorite country artist of all time, Toby Keith.

3:47:52
Unknown_19: I hope you guys have an awesome, wonderful remaining six minutes of your day.

Unknown_19: And I'll see you on Friday. Take it easy. Bye-bye.

Unknown_16: American girls and American guys will always stand up and salute. We'll always recognize when we see old glory flying. There's a lot of men dead so we can sleep in peace at night when we lay down our heads. my daddy served in the army we lost his right eye but he flew a flag out in our yard till the day that he died he wanted my mother my brother my sister and me to grow up and live happy in the land of the free. Now this nation that I love is falling under attack. A mighty sucker punch came flying in from somewhere in the back. Soon as we could see clearly through our big black eye, man, we lit up your world like the 4th of July.

3:49:08
Unknown_16: Uncle Sam put your name at the top of his list. And a statue of liberty started shaking her fist. And an eagle will fly, and it's going to be healed. When you hear Mother Freedom start ringing her bell, and it'll feel like the whole world.

3:49:50
Unknown_16: Brought to you courtesy of the red, white, and blue Oh, justice will be served

Unknown_16: This big dog will fight when you rattle his cage And you'll be sorry that you messed with the U.S. of A

Unknown_16: Cause we'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way. Hey, Uncle Sam, put your name at the top of his list. And the Statue of Liberty started shaking her fist. And the eagle will fly, and it's gonna be hell. When you hear Mother Freedom start ringing her bell. And it'll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you.

3:50:46
Unknown_16: brought to you courtesy of the red white and blue of the red white and blue of my