$ sudo fed - Mad at the Internet April 18th, 2025 2025-04-18

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Unknown_22: ... ... ...

Unknown_20: Alleluia, alleluia. ... ... ... I have seen the heavens, and I have seen God, and I have seen the heavens, and I have seen God.

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Unknown_21: Alleluia.

Unknown_12: There are some songs I play on this stream that are very hard to interrupt, but we do have to start at some point, Chad. Unfortunately. Or fortunately. Very fortunately. I don't think I have been this hyped for a stream in years, maybe? It's been a long time. I feel like there's so much to talk about. So much has happened in just the last seven days that it's incredibly hard to not be hyped, Chad. Not be... uh excited uh today is good friday and i i kind of want to say that this is the only time i've ever streamed on good friday because i change my stream date a lot and uh good friday is um a moving holiday so it is unusual for these days to line up so it's all very serendipitous it's a it's

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Unknown_12: So, yeah, a lot.

Unknown_12: And I've been losing sleep recently. I've been staying up later and later to take care of stuff because there's a lot that I have to do. And I was afraid that I would be sleepy for this stream because I knew it would be hype. I've been preparing for it for days now. And I was like, oh, no, am I going to be tired tomorrow? But guess what? Another serendipitous occurrence has happened. As you know, I quit caffeine entirely over Lent. Lent is now over. I have not had a drop, a drop of caffeine. No coffee, no Monster, no tea even. No caffeine pills. I've been on long trips even, and I've not had any caffeine whatsoever. Not a single fucking drop whatsoever. I am an agonizing sobriety, but I made it. I made it, chat. The first time probably in my entire life, going back to when I was like nine, that I've gone a full month without any kind of soda, any kind of energy drink, any kind of tea, any kind of coffee, nothing, not a single thing. Really, it's actually kind of crazy when you put it like that. I've been caffeine dependent my entire fucking life. I don't know what I'm going to do. I might continue. I might not. I think a coffee a day or something is not going to hurt me. So I probably will get back into drinking coffee or something because it helps jumpstart the day. But as I said, today is serendipitous because even though I'm not drinking any coffee, you might notice I am somewhat high energy despite my sleeplessness. And that is because I have allergies. And on my last stream, I was congested. I had a stuffy nose. So I went to the store, and I got some over-the-counter Claritin, and I remembered, oh yeah, this shit has ephedrine in it. I'm high on ephedrine, chat. I'm high on ephedrine for the best possible fucking stream that I could be high on ephedrine. So, let's go. Let's go. All right, let's just get into it.

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Unknown_12: Let's start with a little bit of cute news, because this stream is going to be so nostalgic for a variety of reasons, not least of which is Homestar Runner putting out a new video. Apparently, he does put out one to three videos a year, but this one celebrates Homestar Runner's 25th anniversary. of existence on the Internet. If you don't know what Homestar Runner is, you're either foreign or you're very young. Homestar Runner was a viral website, one of the very first viral websites ever on the Internet. It was something that every school, every elementary school across the entire country, he'd pull up Homestar Runner on the iMacs in the computer lab and he'd watch Homestar Runner. And it's just goofy. It's very inoffensive. It's very silly. It definitely appeals to kids. But it's very... Like, this guy hasn't changed at all. He's even using... flash to animate his fucking videos. Still, he does all the voices perfectly. And I found out that there's a thing called ruffle, which is a built in rust, by the way, built in rust. And it's a web shim, a, um, a web binary program that allows modern browsers to play shockwave flash as if it was a native program, which is just crazy to me. And it's built by one of the guys that started Newgrounds. And if you don't know what Newgrounds is, you're very young. But back in the day before YouTube, before video codecs could be streamed on the internet reasonably because of bandwidth constraints, because back in the day, even servers, even enterprise servers had serious issues with bandwidth. Back before then, what you would do is you would use Flash to do dynamic content, and Newgrounds was a repository for Flash that was very popular. Um, so crazy, crazy times, uh, to, to see Homestar Runner surround. It's, it's very soothing. It's like, you know, everything's changed. And this song, by the way, is great. I would actually recommend you watch it because it's called Back to a Website. And the whole thing is just about how the internet used to be. And there's so many callbacks to old internet stuff and how the new internet sucks ass. And I really appreciate it. It came out like literally the best time possible. uh for this kind of nostalgia because this whole week has just been nostalgia for me basically um super cool awesome i'm happy to see it genuinely

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Unknown_12: Let's check on my enemies, chat. The Internet Archive is being sued for $700 million by a coalition of major record labels for piracy. The Internet Archive maintains an archive of music, and if you don't know, during Drop Kiwi Farms, Kefals managed to get the Internet Archive to completely banish the Kiwi Farms from their Wayback Machine. So, kind of fuck them, to be honest. They've also done shady stuff where they've removed archives of tweets and stuff at the behest of journalists, and it's just like, I think there's a rumor that one of their board members is related to Taylor Lorenz, who's just like the worst person on the fucking planet. So, I don't know. Suffer, I guess. It doesn't make me happy to see the Internet Archive languish. But at the same time, it's like, I would be the first in fucking line to lay down my life for things like the Internet Archive and the EFF if they didn't compromise on their values. And they did. The EFF, and especially the EFF, is extremely, extremely hollowed out. And it's disgusting to me. So just a brief update on that. I actually made a zeet about this, making fun of this, and they got more likes than the fucking Internet Archives post asking for help. So I feel a little bit mean. I feel like I just wanted to get a jab in and say, fuck you. But I might have actually done a lot of harm to the reputation in doing so. So I don't know. I feel a teensy tiny little bit bad about it, Chet.

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Unknown_12: Um, yeah.

Unknown_12: Uh, let me get the hamster out. Cause I haven't been talking about news, but I'm about to talk about news and that requires a news hamster as per protocol chat news hamster up on the ready. The student, the pseudo ephedrine coursing through my veins, reminding me to bring up the hamster for the first time in maybe three years of doing this podcast one time. Next, the United States Courts of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit. This is a big, big thing that you've not heard about. This is a big decision.

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Unknown_12: So the FCC sued AT&T, the telecom provider in the United States, for mishandling user information that resulted in a data breach exposing, I think, 70 million customer profiles to the Internet.

Unknown_12: The FCC has... Rules and regulations that oversee how you have to handle personal consumer information like that. I'll give people a second to tune back in.

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Unknown_12: Come on, chat. F5. Let's go. Okay. Everybody's back. Great. Wonderful. It's not even me. It's not me. It's somebody else. Okay. It's not my fault. So what the decision says, and this is upholding the appeals court, is that a year ago I talked about on my stream how there was a decision that reversed course on an old decision that permitted agencies of the government to have judicial power. When an agency is formed, if you don't know, the United States does not have a constitutional provision for agencies. All the agencies in the U.S. are basically started after FDR in the 1930s in response to the Great Depression, where he ruined the country effectively by creating a system of enabling acts that create agencies that handle parts of the government supposedly more efficiently but more cumbersomely for everybody. And the way that this works, in order to try and appear constitutional, is that an Enabling Act created three different things. You had to mirror how the government works in full. You would have an executive branch, you would have a judicial branch, and you would have a legislative branch. So you would have an executive branch that was picked by the president, that's who the secretaries are. You would have a legislative branch that passed regulations, and that's what a regulation is. It comes from the legislative branches of the different agencies. And these must comport to the Enabling X rules of what the agency can oversee. And then you had a judicial branch, which was administrative law, which is a fucking nightmare. So if the FCC fined you, you'd have to go to the judicial branch of the FCC and handle the administrative law and appeal to them directly. which creates a conflict of interest. If the agency regulating you is also the agency that's going to be deciding your cases, they're basically going to get away with doing whatever the fuck they want, right? So this was challenged in the Supreme Court, I want to say 50 years ago, and it was upheld that this was constitutional. But just a few years ago in the new Supreme Court, they upheld that this was not constitutional, and it actually infringed your Seventh Amendment rights to a fair trial. So now whenever an agency attempts to enforce something like a fine for dropping 70 million customer profiles due to a hack, they can appeal that to the real courts, and the administrative courts don't have any power. And indeed, the appeals court has just held that – The FCC basically has no enforcement power. The FCC as an entity, as of this judgment, has no stinger. It is basically like a honeybee that's broken off its stinger and it's going to die. It can't do anything. It can make all the rules that it wants, but it has no power to enforce those rules. And in fact, the only way that they could enforce their rules is if they tried to sue in real court and not their administrative courts. But... As a caveat, there exists no agency with an Enabling Act that explicitly permits them to sue in court. So they don't even have the right to sue in court and they can't compel the Department of Justice to sue in court on their behalf unless they broke a real law that's not a regulation. So not only does this impact the FCC, it impacts all government agencies. They've all been completely defanged. The agencies of the United States government are now defunct entities that don't have any power. And the only way that can be fixed is if the Congress passes laws And there is fat fucking chance that right now the Congress of the United States is going to pass a law that enables the FCC to be a dickhead to people. So crazy ruling that will impact your life if you live in the United States because all the myriad of agencies that exist are now useless.

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Unknown_12: Completely fucking useless. So expect ramifications about this. Once people actually figure out what this means, expect them to talk about it, and you're going to hear a lot about this because it is a big, big fucking deal. The entire established order of the United States has just been turned on its head, and nobody has really realized it yet.

Unknown_12: Next.

Unknown_12: Google lost its lawsuit as well, and it is declared a monopoly in the ad market. Google AdSense lost its lawsuit. It controls like 99.98% of all online marketing. It integrates tightly into its Google Play Store and into YouTube and so on and so forth with no competition. So the courts are going to have to decide how are we going to split up Google AdSense now. And honestly, I can't be fucking happier. A long time ago, by the way, not only fuck advertisers, but a long time ago when the Kiwi Farms was brand new, I had Google ads on the Kiwi farms. I would put them above a thread and below a thread and in an inconspicuous spot on the sidebar. Ten years ago, those advertising spots generated the Kiwi Farms $200 of income. And this was when we had like 100 people that would browse the site. If I could actually monetize the Kiwi Farms like a real entity, I am not joking. I think we would make at least $30,000 a month, probably $50,000. And then I could reinvest that money into the site. But the advertisers and the payment processors, they get to decide who makes money in this country, and I don't. So I can't be happier. I hope Google gets completely fucking ruined. I hope that all the Pagetes working in Google get fucking deported. I don't care where they're from. They don't belong in this country. They have anti-American values and I live under them. I live under the technocratic rule of a Pagete upper class that does not give a fuck about me, does not give a fuck about Americanism, doesn't give a fuck about the Constitution. and just wants to make as much money as humanly possible so they can import more Pajeets to fuck me over long term. And fuck over any family that I have, any people living in the country. Fuck them, fuck them, fuck all their companies. I hope all these big tech companies go under. I hope all the fucking Jeets get deported.

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Unknown_12: Next.

Unknown_12: New Jersey, suing Discord for putting children at risk. Uh-oh, I have shown my DMs.

Unknown_12: I hope there is nothing in there. I guess I'll find out. I will suffer the consequences of my actions at some point.

Unknown_12: So, New Jersey is doing Discord about exposing children to risk. Now, you could say that this is meaningless. Nobody cares about New Jersey. Fuck Discord. Actually, I could say that. Fuck Discord. I was watching the Keno Casino, and they were watching a video that had Discord sound effects to, like... um as like just like a sound effect and the chat was like oh my god i keep thinking my discord's going off and ppp was like oh my god i've checked my discord three times too because i keep thinking it's my discord meanwhile me impervious to the black magic you people trained like dogs yeah you hear And you're like, ah, ah, Discord message. My kitten, my kitten might be responding to me with more feet pics. My kitten might be responding. Oh, it's a video. God damn it. And then you get that crash. God damn it. Don't put the Discord sound effect in your video. I think it's my Discord kitten messaging me. Me, in my zone, in my element, unfazed and unbothered by your Pavlov condition Discord beeps, chat. Be like me, chat.

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Unknown_12: Anyways, fuck Discord. The consequence of this is Discord users will continue to suffer. The beatings will continue. And it does not matter if morale improves because they don't care.

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Unknown_12: Discord is implementing age and facial recognition software into their client to protect them kids. So what you're going to have to do, and trust me, Discord is only doing this to protect them kids. It has nothing to do with being owned by Tencent. Now, all the boomers are concerned about TikTok being owned by Tencent because they use TikTok and they see people in their family use TikTok and their wives probably use TikTok to watch cooking videos. So it affects them. But they don't know that in the other room their kids and grandkids are on Discord getting groomed into Discord kittens so it doesn't bother them. So Discord, owned by Tencent, is going to be collecting your identification and they're going to be collecting scans of your face just to make sure that it matches your identification for no nefarious purposes whatsoever. It is strictly for the children chat. So don't be upset. This is the future.

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Unknown_12: Um...

Unknown_12: Cool. See, this is the issue with Ephedra. I got all my slides lined up. I got all my slides lined up. I'm almost through the news segment. We're 20 minutes in. Everyone's like, oh, my God, Josh, you're going to be suffering today. This is going to be a seven-hour-long stream chat. Bitch, I'm about to knock this fucker out in 15 minutes. Achoo!

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Unknown_12: Next, uh, this is not technically news, but I thought I would announce on behalf of my community that, uh, the Kiwi farms, the users of the Kiwi farms have, uh, published or completed their doom mapping project called Kiwi dreams. So you can find this on the front page. It is in the games board.

Unknown_12: It has the very prominent community tag in front of it. This is completed. It has a whole background story. It has all these custom assets and stuff. Lots of references. I probably have to play this on stream or play it on local. I have a list of little stuff that I am preparing to do streams on. I have a funny medical thing. They did a proper study that's been submitted to PubMD and shit.

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Unknown_12: That's really funny. It's related to a locale. I have this.

Unknown_12: By the way, I'm waiting on some coffee to arrive. I bought some coffee. I'm going to leave it. I bought two kinds of coffee, and I'm going to review some coffee, Chad, because the Coffee Brain Coffee thing was in the news. So if you want to subscribe to the locals, it's matttheinternet.locals.com, or you can just do matty.live.com. and you can join that and thank you everyone who has because it allows me to buy coffee and write it off on my taxes my coffee is a business expense chat because i'm reviewing it on locals that's how it works that's how uh people who do youtube videos don't pay any fucking tax because 100% what they buy is a business expense for their video uh fun fact anyways um Very cool. I love stuff like this. I have a little bit of extra fan art that I'm going to be showing later in the stream. Fan art in fan creations like this and community art projects are the lifeblood of a community.

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Unknown_12: If people aren't making stuff, you don't have a community, really. Art is the byproduct of culture. So when your culture stops producing art, it's going to collapse because that's effectively a sign. It's like a meter of health, you know what I mean? So very awesome to see. Very, very happy to see people working on stuff like that. Very cool. Very cool.

Unknown_12: And then I have a little update. So I had an idea. I had an epiphany because I had to pay a bill and they didn't take any cards. They didn't want cash. They didn't take cryptocurrency. They wanted me to go to my bank and they wanted me to set up bill pay. And I realized while setting this up, this fucker is from the bank. And it sends checks to an address that you choose without any kind of verification for any amount that you want on a schedule that you want. And it was like an aha moment. I'm like, I'm going to set up a way to send checks by bill pay. And I discovered later that there's a check scanner. that you get it from the bank, and it's like having a little teller in your office. And then you put the checks in them, and it deposits them all. So I'm going to set this up, chat. We are going to finally, forever, set up a way to support the Kiwi Farms on the Kiwi Farms with perks. And my goal is 300 people for $40 a month. And...

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Unknown_12: It's going to be fucking lit. I think that this is it. I think that this is the solution. Because the only... There's no bottlenecks. It comes from the client's bank to the mail guy, and then it goes to my bank. There's no payment processors whatsoever. And if your bank tells you that we're not going to send a check to this office, you can just get a new bank. There's thousands of banks. You just have to find one willing to do it. And there's chances they're all going to do it. So... I am setting up a proper fucking system. And I'm going to try to handle 300 checks a month. And I am extremely optimistic about this. And I've been working on it all week in like a fevered pitch. I'm going to fucking do it. You can't stop me.

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Unknown_12: Hopefully you can't. But we'll see. Maybe this is what I was being pushed to, Chad. I've discovered that God doesn't give me anything that I want.

0:27:41
Unknown_12: But I have always gotten everything that I need. So maybe it just took this long to push me to the final solution of the banking problem. I'm just going to tell people how to set up bill pay, and I'm going to collect $40 checks. And that is my ambition, Chad.

Unknown_12: Okay.

0:28:13
Unknown_12: No, it's not a check. It's a proper, because you can use your phone to e-deposit, but it's actually a machine that sits on your desk and it's managed by the bank. And they make sure that your office and your business practices are compliant with bank regulations. And it connects directly to the bank through a private proxy basically. And it's completely like, there's no private information that I have to store. It just does it all automatically pretty much. Um, so it's not only extremely good for, for user privacy, it's more good for user privacy than using PayPal. PayPal sends you your fucking address and the email address to everybody you buy something from. Every time you use PayPal, you dock yourself. Um, so it's more secure than that kind of shit because the documents get destroyed after, um, after a month and there's no, then there's no record of your, um, the paid account. So it's, it's like, if it works, it's, it's like a silver fucking bullet. If it works how I think it works, it's like a silver fucking bullet. I can't imagine. Um, I feel like not only can I do this, I can use it as a proof of concept and tell other people, this is how you do this. And then anybody who's willing to collect checks in the mail or have somebody collect it for them, they can make money regardless of what Stripe fucking wants.

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Unknown_12: So I'm going to try it. And if it works, I'm going to set up a document, explain to people how to do what I've done. And hopefully we can enter an old school cool where people are able to do what they want with their money again.

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Unknown_12: Merch run? I can't do it. Merch is harder to do with just checks. This is easier. But I think that money laundering, it's not money laundering. It's just you're sending a check directly to Locale LLC. How is that money laundering? It's just that there's a guy that lives at that address that can collect the checks for me and handle it for me. And he's already licensed to work with banking equipment like that. So no, it's literally not money laundering. You're sending it directly to who it's going to.

Unknown_12: Awesome. Next.

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Unknown_12: For this, I will put on the Femham. And you know what, Chet? I think that the Femham needs a little bit of music to go with her. You ready? Let's do it. Where is my music at? I have this all queued up, ready to go.

Unknown_12: Chet.

Unknown_12: the music and the waves the british flag for the rarest of rares the most elusive thing on the planet more elusive than bigfoot or the loch ness even the british have gotten a w the supreme court of the united kingdom has officially declared You will never be a real woman. That's what they've said. And so even the Daily Telegraph has printed physical prints of the headline across the nation of the United Kingdom. Trans women are not women. And they've shown the most prominent terms.

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Unknown_12: The most prominent TERFs in the entire country, cheering, celebrating, as Troons are put in their fucking place once again.

Unknown_12: And then, not only this, not only have they scored a huge W for not just themselves, but the whole world, because now it's okay. Everybody else can do this too. If the British can do it, then the precedent's set. A real Western country has passed this as a judicial act, and now everybody else can do it too. But not only this, The final boss of transphobes, the real final boss, has posted a proper mogging picture. There are literally tens of thousands of Troons who went to kill this woman, who would happily fucking murder her in a heartbeat. And she just goes out on the internet and posts a picture of herself smoking a cigar, saying, I love it when plans come together. I'm just imagining the picture of Pepe putting the cigar out into Jani's face. But it's a Troon this time. And it's JK Rowling doing it. That's the timeline that we're in. And it could not be better. Even the British. Even the fucking British. Rising the fuck up, chat.

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Unknown_12: Um, just awesome. And then by the way, I saw a little bit of people saying like, JK Rowling is getting so much. It was Matt Walsh. Matt Walsh was salty. It's like, actually JK Rowling's only been doing this for a couple of years. I've been doing this since 2017. Now his issue, his point is what he's not getting the full credit that he thinks he deserves. I don't know about you guys. I've been doing this since 2013. I've been suffering. I remember, um, 2014, I remember that we had a Tumblr board and the tranny shit did not fucking exist until Tumblr basically incubated it as a mind virus on Tumblr. And then I saw it in real time spread to little kids. Little kids on the platform were suddenly chopping off their tits and it was like, what the fuck? And then it became the entire world and everyone in the entire world was playing along with this. And I saw it in real time. I was like a Chinaman in a Wuhan wet market eating like some Kung Pao chicken. And then I just see grandma drop fucking dead in the middle of the road and start shaking. I'm like, huh? What the fuck? So I've been there since day one. Okay. And I'm never going to get credit for it. Cause, and I'm not salty about it. You know why? Cause you don't win. by winning, chat. You don't win by personally doing everything yourself and then winning. You win by winning. And this is winning. Doesn't matter if it's British. Doesn't matter if it's some fucking libtard like JK Rowling. You win only through one thing, and that is by winning. Everything besides winning is losing, chat. That is the way that it works.

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Unknown_12: And to show you how important it is that we shouldn't alienate people, She says this in response to the LBC in the UK saying that she agrees with Trump. She says, This is like... an immense breakthrough in thought where you can say, well, yes, I do agree with Orange Hitler on this issue and go fuck yourself. This is an unspeakable sentiment even a few days ago for almost everybody on the entire fucking planet. And then you have one of the most prominent people in the entire world, one of the most respected authors of our generation saying, yes, as a matter of fact, I do agree with Orange Hitler. And that's winning. That's fucking winning. That's winning. That's how you win. Now, it's okay. You can agree with Orange Hitler on some things, chat. Because the Scottish Harry Potter person said that she does too. So, it's a good thing. It's a pure good thing. Anyone trying to be a Debbie Downer or making it up themselves, go fuck yourself.

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Unknown_12: Because this is a pure, unadulterated, biggest, fattest fucking W ever in regards to the traineeship. Awesome. Very happy.

Unknown_12: In fact, the tables have turned. The tides have changed. The vibe has shifted so much that even the huge EWU body cam channel, 1.7 million subscribers, posted the body cam footage of a 3 million subscriber tranny having a mental breakdown. Here's the vibe shift. You ready?

Unknown_12: This is from the officer responding to the altercation.

Unknown_11: Officer arrives on scene.

Unknown_12: Is this a 2X? No, it's not.

Unknown_11: where the security guard who made the 911 call is already waiting outside to explain the situation.

0:35:57
Unknown_13: So it's a wedding, and the tranny has gotten naked and is acting like a retard.

Unknown_12: So the black guy calls the cops, number one. So he's already apprehensive about this. The cops arrive on scene, and his manager is telling him, that's a VIP. You make sure they have a good time. And the security guy is just like... She fuck this. You can't be crazy tranny anymore. I'm going to call the police. So the police arrive. The tranny is, in fact, being crazy. Black man fed up. He's not. Don't give a fuck if it's a three million subscriber YouTube or whatever the fuck on a wedding day. Fuck you. And then let's see.

0:36:42
Unknown_12: Here we go. This is this is the good part.

Unknown_11: Momentarily and seconds later, Nikita performs another foul act of defiance.

Unknown_12: Oh, no, I have to pee.

Unknown_20: Here I go.

Unknown_18: Oh no. Oh. Oh.

Unknown_12: Ah, that's funny. So this, this shroon, look, I like how the, oh my God, that is so funny. The EWU guy made the box like a long vertical so that, you know, yeah, we're using the pronouns because we have to, because Neil Mahan, but I'm just saying this is a rectangle. This is not a square. Okay. This is not a horizontal rectangle. This is a vertical rectangle. So, so that's where we're at, where 3 million subscribers, true YouTubers are getting absolutely fucking wrecked and humiliated by the biggest fucking body cam channels, true crimes channels on, on YouTube. And they're, they're making, they're doing the best with what they got available to them. Chat to be quite honest with you. That is fucking awesome. If you want to see the whole video, this is on EWU Bodycam, one of my favorite channels. I'm one of those fucking people. I'm one of those fucking losers, chat. I watch True Crime. I'm old. I'm old, chat. So I watch the first 48, and I watch the EWU Bodycam and the regular EWU main channel. now watch code blue now code blue is a great channel if you i you may think it's weird to watch body cam footage but if you watch code blue a couple times um you will be you'll you'll be into it and then you'll be making jokes about uh wisconsin oh man it's been a while since i actually watched what's the name of the the the the meme county in wisconsin from that channel

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Unknown_12: uh because they for whatever reason they get most of their their footage from wisconsin so there's a lacrosse lacrosse that's it every time the video starts up it's like a call was received by the lacrosse county police department like oh fuck this is gonna be a banger oh here we go um uh cool and then i think there's one oh okay we got one more little update from um

Unknown_12: from uh adf adf again i have never formally like fully introduced him but he's chimping out on on blue sky i think and he says kiwi farms must refrain from further threats of home invasion and violence over the 4chan hacking these actions place local kiwi farms users living in portland beaverton and adjacent unincorporated areas of washington county at risk

Unknown_12: of punitive actions by the anti-fascist jurisdiction of Portland. Failure to adhere to the order will result in further action taken to secure the anti-fascist jurisdiction of Portland from further Kiwi Farms activities.

0:39:21
Unknown_12: Kiwi Farms, this is your ultimatum. You have until 12.01 a.m. on Friday, April 18, 2025. Good Friday. For some reason, acknowledging that it's Good Friday, even though he's a communist tranny.

Unknown_12: See, he just can't help himself. He's got to pay props. To cease making threats of home invasion and violence, your terroristic behavior runs counter to the peace and dignity of the anti-fascist jurisdiction of Portland. You have been for far too long given safe harbor in the communities of the so-called Silicon Forest. You cross the porous western border and harass trans women of Portland. A tranny complaining about a porous border. About Californians coming up. Okay.

0:39:59
Unknown_12: This will stop, even if it means intervention must occur to stop your violence and terrorism. One must hope that the term denazification would mean something to Kiwi Farms. Every so often, ADF has these bouts of paranoid schizophrenia. I think I showed a picture of him dressed head to toe in SWAT gear with tear gas canisters and shit, and it's just like... He, he's just, he, he loves to pretend that he's a little freedom fighter and he's going out and he bathed in the faff and he's the faff bather. And, uh, he's going to set up the Tran Tifa, uh, the paradise in Portland. And, uh, he's just like whining on Twitter. He's like literally zero likes, just great. Excellent.

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Unknown_12: Um,

Unknown_12: Oh man, I really did. I'm like, I'm going too fast. I have so much mental acuity right now. I'm like just speaking a million words a minute. And now I have already, I've already emptied out the news segment and the Troon segment chat.

Unknown_12: Should I get into the beef? Should I meander in my thoughts a little bit chat? Should I just tell you about my day? About how much I like blue crab chat and how tasty soft shell crab is and how you should all go get your soft shell crab and eat soft shell crab because it's so fucking good.

0:41:24
Unknown_12: No. Should I just, should I just go to the local segment yet? The beef. Okay. I think, I think so. Let's see. Let's make sure this is right.

Unknown_22: Okay. Let's meander a little bit on this.

Unknown_12: Cause I, this guy, I need, I need to do a proper deep dive on him at some point because I keep hearing about him. He's like a favorite pet on the forum and, um, and not just the forum, but like the broader internet.

Unknown_12: So he does come up over and over again. And I need to learn more about him. But basically, from what I understand, there's these Fallen Chungus comics that are very popular. It's just like guys making face. I think the most famous one is This Fucking Sucks, actually. And it's like a guy grinning and pointing back at a hot dog on a skateboard. And it's the coolest fucking thing ever. That was made by an artist called Dat's Mojo, if I remember correctly. And for whatever reason, he had a complete crash out because he was like he's like a teenager or something. So the fame of making these comments and being like super famous, like completely buck broke him and ruined his fucking brain. So he eventually sold his channel to somebody who, from my understanding, has just continued making those comics. And nobody has noticed that it's a different person. And then this guy is now begging for commissions for his art style. And his art style is very basic. not particularly persuasive however he says i'm only accepting cash acts and robux so to give you an idea of how young this guy is and where his mental level is at uh he accepts art commissions and fucking robux which is bizarre and i don't know why cash app and robux are spelled that way i guess because if you say cash app or robux you get like 10 million indian scammers and you're you're replying hello my good sir i have found a way to duplicate all my robux and my favorite game roblox which i have been playing my entire life i am 12 by the way If you click this link, you will get free Robux forever. And so you just have to avoid that by spelling it like you're doing LeetSpeak in the 2000s.

0:43:23
Unknown_12: I'm actually 30, and I'm allowed to say... I'm going to say crash out again. He crashed out, chat. Crashing out. That's the thing that the kids do these days. By the way, if I'm speaking about the kids, I'm allowed to say that they're crashing out, because that's what they do. They don't just burn out. They crash out. If I was talking about iDubbbz doing something retarded, I might say that he's a washed up, burned out retard. But when I'm talking about the Zoomies, they crash out. That's how it goes.

0:43:56
Unknown_22: Uh...

Unknown_22: Let's see.

Unknown_12: This is the thing that he does. He responds to all the trolls, and this is why he gets trolled so hard. He gets followed by somebody also called Datsmojo using his art as his avatar. Instead of just ignoring this, he responds to it and gives them attention. And by the way, his commissions post gets no likes. And then the post of him responding to bait gets like 50.

0:44:29
Unknown_12: Proving my point, unfortunately. Still a huge fan of your art, but that's a simple action of me following you so I can see more is a trigger or some shit. I'll retract it.

Unknown_12: uh and i just started so this is why it's not like big big things with him it's just like he's just like constantly a little bit of a retard like a little bit of a locale and people enjoy that kind of thing on the forum channel that's the secret

Unknown_12: um okay this is funny too this is i've never even heard of these people but it made me laugh so i looked into this this guy called nick nick pomlo i think i'm gonna pull it up actually because it's on the thing i think it's pomlo pull them sorry Nick Pullum and his wife, Melina, another Melina getting a divorce. And this is the true. She came over from Sweden. She's a Swedish woman named Melina, just like Destiny's Melina, came over, married a YouTuber and is now getting a divorce.

0:45:09
Unknown_12: She alleges that he was faithless. He was sexting other women. And that I have a note for this because I don't remember it off the top of my head. I actually took notes. I prepared for this fully and shit. Oh, he kept her locked out of bank accounts. They didn't have a joint bank account. He would give her an allowance, and she didn't have access to his money. So that, on top of the fact that he was fucking around, she divorced him. And I had never heard of these people. I had actually falsely assumed that Soda Poppin', was the guy but it's not soda poppin i actually had to pull up a picture just i didn't even i did this last minute i thought you know what i feel like i talk about these guys getting a divorce i need to show you a picture of them because i don't even know what they like i thought how unprepared to me i don't know what they look like i don't know what they sound like and i'm going to talk about their divorce that's kind of shitty let's pull up a video

0:45:46
Unknown_12: He's black, Chad. She came over from Sweden to clout chase this black guy who immediately locked her out of his finances and started fucking around with other girls behind her back. So now she's in the United States dressed up as 2B while he's dressed up as Sailor Moon. Or not even Sailor Moon. That's the pink thing that that pink-haired femboy wears. So that's what they're doing. And now they're getting divorced. Whoops! If only there were some indication that this was going to happen.

0:46:25
Unknown_12: Um...

Unknown_12: awesome so i don't know if you know these two people but if you do i'm sorry to inform you i'm sorry to be the one to tell you that mommy and daddy are in the worst um but they didn't have any kids i don't think so you know what it's for the better chat he's hispanic bro he's not hispanic he's like a like a mix of like black and hispanic hispanics don't have that black haircut that he has um

0:47:13
Unknown_12: That's all I have to say about that. This, I have a lot more to say about. Now, I watched through this entire thing.

Unknown_12: Before I explain this, I'm talking about Carl Yopst, who lost to the King of Kong, Billy Mitchell, I think last week or the week before. And he was ordered to pay $350,000 Australian in immediate damages, but also court costs. And this was an upsetting thing for... To many people, not because he lost. It was initially because he lost because everyone had assumed that the lawsuit was what he had mostly discussed in his videos, that the lawsuit was Billy Mitchell suing him for calling him a cheater. And the high score for Donkey Kong that he got that was very contentious. And he's been litigious about in the past. Billy Mitchell had been suing people in the past for saying that he cheated at Donkey Kong. It's been a whole thing for 10 years. Billy Mitchell, super unlikable, kind of smug guy. Definitely like an anti-hero if you do like him. I think that if you like the guy, you probably appreciate the fact that he acts like that. But to normal people, especially because of his litigiousness, people don't find him very palatable. So...

0:47:53
Unknown_12: Considering his litigation history, considering certain threats that Carl Jobs, I forget that he pronounced his name wrong, Carl Jobs showed on stream, it seemed like, and specifically legal threats from Billy Mitchell regarding the information about high score tables, but the evidence was very convincing that he did cheat by submitting an emulated game of Donkey Kong to the high score table. And... It seems like he was right.

0:48:53
Unknown_12: However, when the news dropped that Billy Mitchell had won, these hundreds of thousands of people tuned in to watch a 30 minute long oral summary judgment by the, the, the, the judge presiding over the case in Australia, who explained very clearly and articulately that the lawsuit was about the claim that Jobson made twice that Billy Mitchell was responsible for the death of Apollo legend, another speed run YouTuber.

Unknown_12: Um,

0:49:27
Unknown_12: And this was predicated on an assumption that he had made that because Billy Mitchell had sued Apollo Legend, that that was the motivating factor for Apollo Legend to take his own life. This is false. This is false and it's been proven false by every single person who knew anything about Apollo Legend and who was close to them. And... Carl was also very wrong about the fact that Apollo Legend had made any kind of monetary consolations to Billy Mitchell. I think that the summary in total was less than $10,000, a lot of money, but not kill yourself over, you know. So the judge found him guilty of defamation for that purpose, not only because, and I should hold that thought, actually. So a lot of people saw this and were like, I feel lied to. I feel lied to in particular because after Carl had received the threats about the Donkey Kong scores, he started to go fund me to raise, I think, $200,000 Australian to defend himself in a court of law against Billy Mitchell. But what Billy Mitchell ended up suing him for was the Donkey Kong scores. So even though... He didn't.

0:50:08
Unknown_12: And I hesitate to say this. I don't.

Unknown_12: He didn't directly mislead people in like a literal legalistic sense. Um, but the fact that his most prominent talking points was about the Donkey Kong scores and not about the apology and suicide, which he mentioned one precisely one time at the end of one video, um, many people felt misled, misled. And he tries to backtrack that and say, well, I couldn't talk about that. So I didn't. And I focused on what I could talk about, which was the scores. Um, many, many people find that this is an insufficient response. Um, and many people still feel that they were intentionally misled. So this response is very bad and it's not worth playing. I'm just going to play like a minute of it so that you can get a sense of how he talks. You would expect that maybe this video is a little bit more emotional or a little bit more personal. Maybe him sitting down in front of the camera to talk about it, but let's see.

0:51:29
Unknown_17: on the 1st of april i lost my lawsuit against billy mitchell and the judge has ordered me to pay 350 000 in damages plus interest he goes without saying this is not the result i wanted or expected and it's honestly quite shocking personally i disagree with the judge's decision and so i'm currently exploring any potential avenues for appeal an appeal may stay the judgment on application until the appeal has concluded which might result in several outcomes

Unknown_12: That is the entire video. And that's how most of his videos are. And in this one, he decided that he would play Minecraft footage for 32 minutes while discussing what had happened and his excuses for how he misled people. And I find it extremely unconvincing. I'm sure most other people do as well.

Unknown_12: I feel like it's completely inappropriate. And I feel like if you're going to do a video like this without showing your face, you should use a static background or anything or anything more grounded than Minecraft footage because it feels very flippant and that you're not taking it seriously. And I think many people would agree with that. uh however while there's nothing in this video that i really want to show you because i did watch through it and i would have clipped it if i if i had felt that there's something worth showing what i want to talk about in regards to this is what is missing um he lies through a mission again uh in particular um

0:52:35
Unknown_12: First, I mean, the one thing that he says that the judges flatly got it wrong, which I guess I'm not an Australian legal scholar, so I can't really opine on that.

0:53:10
Unknown_12: He denies that he did anything wrong.

Unknown_12: And what he really glosses over is not just that he accused Billy Mitchell of being the main contributing factor to apology and suicide. He ignores the fact, and this was one of the big points of contention, you might forgive him for not talking about the Apollo Legends suicide thing as a whole, as a part of his case, because he says that it could harm his case if he talked about it. You might be willing to forgive him. But what many people found unforgivable was the fact that Carl Jobs is personal friends with Easy Escape and Dark Viper A.U., who are other YouTubers, I think, that do content on speedrunning or video game stuff. And EasyScape and DarkViperAU were both directly mentioned in Apollo Legend's suicide note as giving him, I think the exact words were, the final push he really needed. So he directly called them out as giving him the motivation to take his own life. And Carl Jobs was friends with both of them. And for whatever reason, Carl Jobs felt the need to try and deflect the suicide and its fault onto Billy Mitchell, who was his sworn enemy. And that's why it looks so malicious. It's not just that he said something and he got it wrong. And he said something really bad and got it wrong. He said something... that he should have known better then because his two personal friends were implicated in the suicide and Billy Mitchell was not. And he does not even address this. And it's like, if you're gonna be so cowardly to not show your face and do the Minecraft footage video explaining your situation, it feels like you should at least use that anonymity and that distance between yourself and the apology or the, not even an apology, but the video explaining the situation to actually address some of the biggest issue that people had with how you handled your legal case. And he just didn't. And it's hard for me to imagine how he's going to recover from this position that he's put himself in because it loses so much goodwill with everybody. People don't like being lied to. And people are not that stupid. This is a very easy thing to understand. Everyone thought that it was about the Donkey Kong shit. It was not about the Donkey Kong shit. And the real case seems to be closer to home than he wants to admit. So he now has this huge judgment. He's talking about appealing it. And I'm almost certain that if he appeals it, then that's going to be fees on fees. He might manage to avoid paying Billy Mitchell a dime for however many months or years even while his appeal is being heard. But I'm almost certain that because it's the same in the United States. If you are awarded fees and then that person tries to appeal your fees and then they lose that appeal, you get fees on fees. So you owe the money for your lost appeal. And I feel like, especially in appeals court in Australia, that he's going to, if he appeals and loses, he's going to owe even more. And it might be double what he currently owes. You know what I mean? Because the appeals process can take as long as the actual trial, because they have to review this birth of information. Um, so it's, it's a lot and it's, it's very egotistical and I feel like what Carl is doing, um, not that I can get into his mind, but because his videos get so many views and his videos are monetized and he has sponsorships and stuff and affiliate links, I feel like he's calculating his legal strategy around the idea that his income will remain stable or mostly the same. And I don't know if that's going to be the case. I feel like he's personally irritated his own viewers to such an extent that a lot of them who do follow him strictly because of the Billy Mitchell stuff are going to stop watching. So it's hard to say. The YouTube money machine is a very strange beast. It does what it wants.

0:56:42
Unknown_12: So maybe he is actually making so much money that he can keep playing games in the Australian court for forever.

Unknown_12: But if he at all relies on stuff like Patreon, I don't know if he does. He doesn't show anything, so... Yeah, I don't know. It's a risky gamble. It would have been much better to apologize and just move the fuck on, I think.

0:57:23
Unknown_12: He's a sore loser, I suppose. And we'll see how it goes. I will definitely talk about this if he doesn't feel it.

Unknown_12: Fees on fees. That's the Spongebob guy, right?

Unknown_12: You know, Teddy Feazer, he still complains about me. He still goes, he doesn't stream or anything, but he still goes on Twitter and he complains about me. And it's just like, just go away. You have no business being online anymore. Just fuck off. Teddy Feazer, dude, I don't even remember. He's like a Nick, Nick Fuentes associate or something. And he streamed on cozy. And then he became like a pet locale of PPP personally, because they had some kind, I think Andy Worski was like briefly aligned with, or was friends with, or was associates with Teddy Feazer. And then something happened. And Fieser never got the fuck over it. So PPP has just been making fun of him relentlessly for years. And it's like a guy that nobody on the planet Earth except PPP cares about. And for some reason, Teddy Fieser, instead of just fucking off, stays online and continues to make an ass of himself and see the fact that PPP makes fun of him. And it's a truly bewildering thing.

0:58:28
Unknown_12: Like I told PPP, my take on Teddy Fieser is that He's somebody who has all the liability of being an E-Celeb without any of the benefits. Like when you become a public figure and you do streams and you talk about stuff and you get viewers and money from your viewers, the downside of this is that you're a public figure and you're scrutinized, you're harassed by weirdos. And Teddy fees are somebody who maintains that public profile enough that he is definitely going to get negative attention, but he doesn't make any money of it whatsoever. And he's not even trying to make any money of it. At least with certain people like fucking Gator doing the anime boomers podcast. Like you can see that there's this thought that if I just stick it out long enough, I'll develop a dedicated fan base. And then I'll, I might actually get somewhere with this. Teddy's not even doing that. He's not streaming at all. So he just shows his ass constantly gets his ass kicked constantly. And then has absolutely no ambitions of ever, you know, recouping this lost time. It's just like an endless permanent time sink that he never, ever will ever get out of. And it's truly like, what the fuck?

0:59:43
Unknown_12: Why would you, why would you choose to do that for yourself ever?

Unknown_12: I just don't get it, man.

Unknown_12: He's in too deep. He can walk away from this literally anytime that he wants.

Unknown_12: There's no downside. He loses nothing in doing so. I just don't get it.

Unknown_12: Okay, so I have really big news.

Unknown_12: I'm probably going to be one of the first people talking about it just because the timing is so perfect, but on Wednesday, this filing came in, and here's where we're at in the Ricada stuff. So if you don't know, late last year, or the middle of last year, he got arrested for cocaine possession, firearm possession, and the presence of cocaine, and his daughter tested positive for cocaine metabolites in her hair, indicating that she had ingested cocaine in some way at some point. Um, so he went through family court. I think he was getting custody of his children back then. It might be supervised custody where they check in on them every so often. Um,

1:00:20
Unknown_12: He was facing a lot of years in jail because he had so much cocaine on him, but he's a first-time offender. So we were all watching the case, and then eventually he took a plea deal in January, and we've been waiting to see what the terms of the plea deal are and what he will have to do. And we didn't know what the state had – the state has a pre-sentencing independent body that looks at the facts of a case and suggests to the court on behalf of the prosecutor in the court – what the pre-sentencing committee believes that should happen to the defendant. And then the defendant is allowed to argue if that's too harsh, and then the judge makes the final binding decision.

1:01:09
Unknown_12: So in this, we actually got to gleam some details about what the pre-sentencing committee had suggested in the case of Nick Ricada. And what they had suggested was 30 days in county jail, 80 hours of community service, and five years of probation, which is pretty heavy. That is pretty heavy. Nobody expected that he would get a jail sentence at all.

1:01:42
Unknown_12: He argued that the community service should be dropped, that the jail should be waived, and that the probation should be reduced to one year. And supposedly there is going to be a hearing today, and it was unknown when this would come out. But, Chad, I'm very pleased to inform you that before the stream started, we would get the news of the sentences. And it is 30 days in Kandiyohi County Jail. and the 80 hours of community service was upheld, and also the five years of probation was upheld. However, caveat. It says here that the 30 days confinement may be deferred with probation. So he is sentenced to serve 30 days in jail in August, but... It can be deferred if he complies 100% with probation. In fact, I think that it's contractual. So if he does manage to stay 100% in line with the probation officer and gives them no reason to complain about him whatsoever, then he may be able to avoid any jail time. But it's on the table. It's like the Sword of Damocles dangling over his head. And quite frankly, it is embarrassing that he got the sentence at all. Because he told people up and down he would serve no jail time. And he's been sentenced to jail time. So...

1:02:59
Unknown_12: Literally, if he gives his probation officer any reason whatsoever. They're going to be monitoring him constantly. They're going to be checking his piss at random. They're going to have patches on him that he has to turn in and wear all the time. So if any alcohol is found in his system, if any intoxicants of any kind show up in the system, if he does anything that is against the terms of his probation at all, he is going to jail.

Unknown_12: And, as a matter of fact, Chet...

Unknown_12: At this very moment, I have asked our attorney.

1:03:32
Unknown_12: I need to turn that off. I've asked our attorney to submit to the Kandiyohi County Police Department our request for video cam footage. Minnesota state law prohibits the release of footage except where there is consent and except where there is guilt. So now that there is a guilty party, as long as the investigation is formally closed, there is no legal basis for the state of Minnesota or the county to deny us our request. I told you it would be a waiting game. And if they deny us because they have no legal basis, we may be suing them. Because I have a feeling that my attorney might be willing to do a little civil rights lawsuit. Pro boner, as they say. For the charity and goodwill of all mankind, chat.

1:04:04
Unknown_12: I am 100% convinced we're getting that fucking footage. I shouldn't have said that I wouldn't get it because I'm going to get it.

Unknown_12: I'm very confident in this. We'll see. We'll see. It's not 100% in my control, but I'm going to do everything that I can, Chet, for you, my audience, for my lovely viewers who deserve to know how their justice system works and how police interactions are carried out. It's a public service, a public good, on a noteworthy, newsworthy person, Chet.

1:04:49
Unknown_22: Um, and that's, that's the update on Nick ricana.

Unknown_22: We'll see how it goes.

Unknown_12: Uh, this is very brief. This is a very brief little update. Um, this is Corinne Clifford. And if you recognize her, you've been around for way too long, as opposed to when I have to denigrate the zoomies and say that you're way too young. If you know who this woman is, you've been around way too fucking long. Uh, she's in the white house. We'll just play a little video of this. It's not too interesting. So she's doing like an in-real-life stream, right? And is in the White House press pool. And you might be thinking, this is weird. She's effectively an IP2 streamer. And I love the part where... i think they show the guys on the stage and they're just kind of like quiet like looking at her i want to say there's like no questions and she's like whispering to her phone she's the only person doing this you can see everybody else is minding their man i'm actually surprised you can even take look at the guy look at that guy right there look at how That guy has those strong German, like, recessed eyes. And he just has, like, this fucking Nazi glare that he's shitting Korin with absolute fucking hate and vitriol that you would see in, like, a movie for, like, the evil Nazi guy. That's great.

1:06:00
Unknown_12: But I think there's a part where the guy is just quiet. And it's really awkward. But you might be thinking, okay, so this old bat is in the White House press poll. There's lots of old bats in the White House press poll. I guess she's doing a live stream. Isn't that a bit silly?

Unknown_12: If you think that way, if you don't know who she is...

Unknown_12: This might give you an idea. This is the Killstream Baby from 2018 featuring Corin Clifford, myself, Medeker, and Dick Masterson with Ethan Ralph, who at this time is sober. Actually, I don't even remember if she was... I think that in this video, this is when Ralph just started getting... I want to say that Ralph has passed out in the second half of this while we're talking to Corin. I'm pretty sure that... I want to say sober Ralph. No, not that far back. Not that far back, Chet. We're not going all the way back. We're going back a lot, but not all the way back, Chet.

1:06:36
Unknown_12: So let's... I want to tell you the only thing that I know offhand about Corin Clifford. This is the only thing that stuck out in memory to me. Let's listen.

Unknown_18: Sex life is active.

Unknown_12: Oh my God. That was back when I had, um, Oh my God. I had that fucking new grounds animation. I think from owning G as my avatar for Google. I had said that as my avatar when I was like 15 and I never changed it. So when I, I, this is like the first Google hangout I ever was in and I had never changed my avatar. So I still had, this is my picture. That's funny.

1:07:21
Unknown_18: Sex life is active.

Unknown_05: Hmm.

Unknown_19: Yeah, my sex life is active.

Unknown_05: How active?

Unknown_19: With a capital A. I mean, a capital A and C or just a capital A? A capital A. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

1:07:58
Unknown_05: Yeah, a capital STD is more like it.

Unknown_19: Dude, there's no STDs, let me tell you that. I have the best doctor in Beverly Hills. You know what he says you use? Colloidal silver. What does that mean? Colloidal silver is the key to the world. You're going to be blue.

Unknown_03: Wait, what? Corinne, what did you say?

Unknown_19: You use colloidal. So I go to the best, most expensive doctor on Beverly Hills. He doesn't even take insurance.

Unknown_05: And you buy $80 bottles of colloidal silver. Oh, this is amazing. Colloidal silver? How often do you take colloidal silver?

1:08:32
Unknown_19: You put it inside of you and around.

Unknown_05: What do you mean? I can't hear these fucking, these savages are laughing. Exactly.

Unknown_19: You buy an $80, and I'll give Ralph one for free, but he's married, so I doubt he cheats.

Unknown_12: Okay. But anyway. You know, I've heard a lot about silver from Alex Jones. Do you happen to know Alex Jones by any chance?

Unknown_19: I love Alex Jones. I want to fuck Alex Jones. He's hot. I like him.

Unknown_05: What do you think's hot about them?

Unknown_12: Okay, so if you didn't pick up on that, colloidal silver is a controversial supplement. Silver naturally really does have antibiotic properties, which is why a lot of medical stuff is often coated in a silver or silver alloy because bacteria, for whatever reason, cannot survive on silver. So there is a theory that if you take colloidal silver, which is I think a different alloy or it's like liquefied or something, if you take it as a supplement, you'll benefit your health. However, there's a little quirk with colloidal silver.

1:09:18
Unknown_12: Your body can't process it. It doesn't go away. So that silver, which has a natural bluish tinge to it, never leaves your body. It's not toxic. It doesn't hurt you, but it ends up in your fat repositories. So if you take it over a long enough time,

Unknown_12: You turn blue. Literally. If you look it up, you'll find people who are blue because they take colloidal silver supplements every day.

Unknown_12: Corinne says that she uses it as an anti-STI cream. So she puts colloidal silver in her vagina chat. Now, I don't know. I don't think anyone on the planet Earth except Corinne and the people that have fucked Corinne know this. I don't know how colloidal silver interacts with the vagina. So there's a good chance. There's a non-zero chance. That this woman has a blue vagina. And hopefully we never, ever find out. But there is a non-zero chance that that is the case. And she did in-real-life live streaming where she went around, I want to say the streets of Compton, with her selfie stick out and talked to the text of speech. And they were blasting out racist music. And she got mugged by a black guy while she was there. She somehow did not die.

1:10:40
Unknown_12: Um, and then, yeah, she like disappeared off the face of the fucking earth for a while. I think she had to do her own podcast and now she's in the white house press pool. So just as a little bit of a backdrop onto the crazy, crazy world that we live in, we now live in such a timeline that blue vagina lady is in the white house press pool doing in real life streaming next to the press secretary of the United States of America.

1:11:13
Unknown_12: Um,

Unknown_12: Well, that's your Corin update. I'll message you about him again or her again in, I don't know, another 10 years, I guess. I'll see you.

Unknown_12: next yesterday was a very special day chad a very special day celebrated by kiwis far and wide it is boss man jack's 30th birthday which unfortunately he is not spending with us his adoring fans he is spending in a rehab facility so um

1:11:52
Unknown_12: If you want to go through his thread, I would highly recommend it. Let's see what this clip is, actually. I'm going to play this. Just violence. Just some nice violence. So he's in the facility, right?

Unknown_12: And they took away his phone. Unfortunately, he was streaming some gamba sesh in the rehab facility. And if you don't know, he's actually been ordered to court-ordered rehab like eight times. And now this is like a full-on inpatient. If you really fuck this up, you're going to jail probably for years. So he's in jail or he's in the rehab and he was doing a little bit of discord streaming. Unfortunately, some rats, some discord fag rats reported him to the rehab facility and got his phone taken away. However, for his birthday, this most auspicious of occasions, He was back online, back streaming, and back on the Gamba. In fact, he ran up $5,000 in one Gamba sesh on his birthday, which must be quite fun for him. The sneaking suspicion is that he told the rehab facility that it was his birthday today. And he wanted to call his parents to talk to them because it was his birthday. And they gave him his phone. And then instead of calling his parents, he decided that he would go to BetBolt.com. And do a little gambo. Let's take a look at that gambo. This is not the big one I was hoping for.

1:13:04
Unknown_12: This is just him showing that he's betting, I guess. I thought that he ran up 5,000. That's what I was told by the Blossom and Jack people.

1:13:41
Unknown_22: Let's see here.

Unknown_22: I'm just told they ran up $5,000.

Unknown_22: I guess he's still active, and that's what they're talking about. He's probably lost all that fucking money.

Unknown_22: Did they make this up? I'm going to yell at them. I'm going to yell at them right fucking now, actually.

Unknown_12: Did you guys make up the $5,000? You fuckers.

1:14:13
Unknown_12: i know what happened to the five thousand dollar where in the post what post he doesn't even say this no that was his 29th birthday there is no video the post with the clip did i skip this

Unknown_12: He says he came up, oh, he was doing $1,000 mines, and he came up, oh, that's why he posted the video, because his balance is $5,600. Okay.

Unknown_12: That was not clear to me, but now I understand. He did, in fact, on his birthday, the keynote chat did not let me down. They, uh...

Unknown_12: They were right. So he ran up $5,500 on his birthday doing a little gamba sesh. Really? Chad, I got to say, what a birthday. What a birthday. Nobody, in fact, nobody, I would say, could have a better birthday than Bossman Jack this week.

1:15:10
Unknown_12: But maybe, maybe, Stalker Child, you're wrong. Somebody could have a better birthday. In fact, it is my birthday, Stalker Child. What is he? How does he... It doesn't even say...

Unknown_12: How old he is. How old is Patrick? I thought it would be in the post. Oh, 45th! Dude, I have, like, deer blindness. I can see everything in every direction. Every little branch snapping. Every blade of grass tussled. But the shit right in front of my fucking face hitting me like a car. I can't see it. 45th birthday for Patrick. Yes! Tomlinson child. I think this guy went through his Twitter timeline to...

1:15:44
Unknown_12: tally up what he's been doing so this is his birthday and he is on the zitter seething as he fucking does i'm going to preload all these images so i can scan through them the next time around thankfully the site is working oh my god there's so many fucking images this this is are all tweets every single one of these is a screenshot of tweets that he has made yelling at his haters You're never going to see daylight. This is him on his birthday. You're never going to see daylight again, stalker. Was it worth it? Enjoy prison. I have never been without a job, stalker. Not for a single day. These are your delusions again. Enjoy prison. You chose how this ended for you a long time ago, stalker. Enjoy prison. You're only getting worse, stalker. Enjoy prison. Wrong as always, stalker. Enjoy prison. Your life concludes now with a cage, stalker. Enjoy prison. Which apparently adds up to 330 Enjoy Prisms since April 1st, I believe.

1:16:55
Unknown_12: And then in the last two weeks of March, he put out another 247 Enjoy Prisms.

Unknown_12: Most of these are copy-paste, I think. It's hard to tell. A lot of these posts look like copy-paste, but then every so often, he has a message that has a typo in it. And it's like, holy shit, he writes these out every single time. mustangs are not an entry-level small car and are still being produced stalker this is why your life is already over enjoy prison guilty guilty mustangs are not entry-level sports cars bang bang bang and by the way i had a friend He was a car person. And he liked wigger cars. He liked souping up old cars. He liked ricing shitty economy cars. And this guy, from the time that I knew him, every single time we were driving somewhere and he saw a Mustang on the road, he would point at that Mustang and say, look at that shitty Mustang. He hated Mustangs with every fiber of his being. And he would make fun of them because, you know, when you step on the gas in a Mustang, the engine goes... But it doesn't go anywhere. That's the sad thing is the engine and the going forward are supposed to be proportional in terms of sound and speed. But when the Mustang and then you're like, you know, you're rolling alongside the Honda Civic and they're not really going anywhere fast. So he would always if he saw that, he would say, oh, my God, look at that car. All noise, no muscle, he would say. constantly constantly making fun of the mustang chat and then the last time i spoke to him many years ago he said that he had bought a mustang and he said actually they're not so bad anymore i'm like you piece of shit i had to hear how much you fucking hated mustangs for three fucking years every fucking day and you go out and you buy a fucking mustang a traitor i know You've betrayed me. Everybody in my life has betrayed me, chat. What is with that? What have I done to be Judas on such a regular basis?

1:18:51
Unknown_22: Let's see.

Unknown_12: 4,876 enjoy prisms. That's his total running talent, I guess, for the year. I don't know. I don't know how long it's been going back.

Unknown_12: The childing report. So this is 37 child... He's calmed down on his childing, I think.

1:19:26
Unknown_12: No, child. They did exactly none of those things. Hush now. Adults are speaking. No, child. It wasn't. No, child. He wasn't. You are the product, child. That's not how anything works, child. I only trigger at the range, child. You've already... been dismissed i perform on a stage child this isn't one go pay uncle ellen another 11 or whatever he's charging you fucking losers this month so he can keep pretending to be important

1:19:59
Unknown_12: no child it didn't happen no doge did not find a solitary penny of fraud you are an idiot garcia escaped el salvador as a child he is not and was never a gang member you however are a nazi excellent so I think Bossman Jack's... I gotta be real with you. I think that our boy Bossman is having a better birthday. Is he... What's his handle again? StealthyGeek. Okay, let's see. I'm gonna check this real quick. I'm gonna see if he's active on Zitter as we speak, Chad. As we speak, as the stream is ongoing.

Unknown_12: Do I have any account that's not blocked by him is the question. Actually, you can see tweets if you're blocked. From StealthyGeek. One hour ago, the Supreme Court disagrees, Nazis. An American citizen has been jailed by ICE. His mother produces birth certificates and social security cards to the court, and the judge agreed they were genuine, agreed he is a U.S. citizen, agreed the detainment is unlawful, and does not have jurisdiction to order his release. Sorry for her daughter's death, but this is racist as fuck. This woman is trash. My name is not Jen Stalker. Jennifer is her own person living her own life. Something no longer available to you due to your obsessive crimes against my family. This is why your life is already over. Enjoy prison. Excellent.

1:21:31
Unknown_12: This is all from the last two hours. Oh, my God. He had posts five hours ago. So it was, what, like, I can't do math, 7 a.m. He woke up 7 a.m. on his own birthday and decided, no, child, would be how he spends it.

Unknown_12: Yeah, send the stalker children to a maximum detainment facility in El Salvador. That's exactly right.

1:22:07
Unknown_22: That's a good idea.

Unknown_22: Okay.

Unknown_22: Okay, let's see.

Unknown_12: I'm sorry I got a message. I wanted to make sure I didn't say anything stupid.

Unknown_12: One other thing. One other person is having a blessed Good Friday chat. You want to guess who? You want to guess who? If you guessed Ethan Oliver Ralph, you're right.

1:22:42
Unknown_12: My free speech rights have been restored to the benefit of my stream chat. He can now write even more. I haven't seen my daughter Roseanne in almost two years. No updates, nothing. I do not blame my estranged wife. I blame myself for the things not working out, even though there were other forces wanting that outcome. It was on me in the end. I had the winning hand. and wasted it. I still love her and wish her the best. I simply want to move on and see my daughter. I helped raise her for a year, paid for her life, and was there when she was born. My name is on her birth certificate. I have frequent documented visits with my son. None had been bad. They had all been glowing, in fact. There are written reports that show this. There is no reasonable, legal reason to prevent me from seeing Rosie. I love her so much, and I have missed her every day since June 2023. I hope that in the near future, this can be settled in a way that everyone can be comfortable with. I will never give up on any of my children. as I have proven with my son, Alexander.

1:23:54
Unknown_12: Well, it's nice to see Ralph acknowledge that he has a daughter.

Unknown_12: I think he's trying to say that he couldn't acknowledge that he had a daughter at any point in the last two years, which is fucking bullshit. He definitely does not care about Rosie as much as he cares about his son because woman chat cringe.

Unknown_12: Let me see if I can find this.

Unknown_22: Oh man. Is this like lost media?

1:24:27
Unknown_12: I'm never going to be able to find this.

Unknown_12: Oh, you know what? I bet you it's in the OP. I have to, I, I kind of feel like I owe you guys. Cause some of you haven't, haven't been around long enough.

Unknown_12: Um, to know who may is. Yeah.

Unknown_12: Here's your thread. It has a, it has like a properly revamped OP.

1:24:59
Unknown_22: And I want to say that it's somewhere in it.

Unknown_12: Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man. suffer chat so uh shout outs to all the people that watch vtubers uh here is a candidate for your oshi actually um this is amanda morris the the wife being discussed in this post applying for a position at hollow live chat let's listen to a second of it shall we let's just take a trip down memory lane since i'm gonna be talking about anime more than i would fucking want to today anyways

1:25:46
Unknown_12: oh you guys might be saved you guys might be saved hold up let me try closing out the tab on the main browser oh we got the intro and then we got the intro and then it's gonna cuck me out like this is oh fuck see i i even went to all the lengths to like download this shit before the um the stream started but okay we're gonna come back to this

Unknown_12: wait okay i just needed to download like a second if i can just download like a second of this i'll be happy oh it's downloading chat it's downloading everyone i just wanted to check in with you all uh i think it's day 19 right today's video is only going to be up for the people in the discord um yeah it's gonna be an audition tape for hololive because they're doing their english uh

Unknown_00: vtuber auditions so i submitted she could have been your oshi if only they had listened it's supposed to be like a five minute there's a timeline where instead of getting impregnated by a pig monster amanda is your oshi vtuber people uh video basically explaining why you should be a vtuber so you have kind of a lot of wiggle room but i hope you guys find the video fun and do it do the thing in Affirmative? I don't know. I've been trying to avoid the internet a lot today because I want to actually get some work done. Stop talking and show the audition tape. I definitely am somebody who will get sucked into weird drama, but it's been so amazing to see all the support you guys have given Conrad and me. Because it's just a really... Conrad is Digibro, by the way, who went on the Dick Show and said that he likes... Literally, word for word, he says, I like the idea of little girls getting fucked or something. exciting but confusing time um but yeah i'm i'm excited to be kind of opening up about that stuff uh i do the thing fucking bent oh my god she's still talking audition out before

1:27:45
Unknown_00: She's still talking. She's still talking.

Unknown_00: She's still talking. We're three minutes in. This is it.

Unknown_00: Oh my god! She's still talking! Is this it? Oh, thank god. No, this is it. Yeah! Yeah!

1:28:20
Unknown_12: Yeah, suffer!

Unknown_00: I'll see you guys tomorrow. Enjoy the audition clip. Bye!

Unknown_00: Konnichiwa, hello live from Virginia Beach. My name is Pantsy Party, aka Amanda Morris, and I'm a YouTuber slash creative individual slash someone who identifies with being born into the wrong dimension. Tragically, I just truly do not fit into the third dimension, so... Dude, I want...

1:28:59
Unknown_12: There's a real-world Japanese businessman in Hololive, which I think is the biggest of all the VTuber agencies, who sat down and had to watch this fucking clip at least for a second. I want you to imagine what his face... Dude, imagine! We need the archive of all the submissions for VTuber applications. Can you imagine the wealth of content that sits on a Hololive server right now somewhere in fucking Japan? It must be the worst thing ever assembled by a human being ever for any reason.

Unknown_00: As you can see, I'm a goofy girl who really embraces being themselves. And I love to try new things. I'm really good at technology. I pick up on things really fast. Just within this past month, I've picked up a goofy manly. I've learned how to use that software to edit tons of videos. Actually, a video every day for this whole month of May. So please check that out on Pantsuit Party if you want to see more of what I'm like and what kind of things I come up with. I mainly like to focus on anime-related things. This woman is raising a daughter right now. I love to analyze anime. ralph deliberately impregnated this person japanese uh i love gaming i was super obsessed with animal crossing when it came out i'd love to do lots of like sandboxing i'll end it there i just want to make everybody suffer i don't make my chat suffer they get uppity that's how it works you got to put them in their place every so often all right um

1:30:34
Unknown_12: This is a bit of a toss-up if I want to talk about the 4chan hack first or iDubbbz first. You know what? I think that I'm going to do the foreshadowing. Since we're already in the fucking VTuber realm, I've already penetrated that bubble.

Unknown_12: I have something to say. I'm a little bit peeved about this.

Unknown_12: Let's put this on stream. This is fan art from somebody named Lawgiver. I showed some fan art from him on... Not fan art for the stream, but he did a custom drawing for a...

Unknown_12: for the Gordoverse I think where it was like a diagram of all the associations of the Gordoverse and it was cute and I showed it on my stream and he was very happy about it so when the 4chan hack thing happened he went out of his way to make some fan art for like a segment banner for this and I said I will use this because it's the only appropriate time to use something like this and as I mentioned art is downstream from culture if you don't have art you don't have culture I received, after I said I would use this, a letter from a viewer who may be listening, hello, who said that she was going to stop supporting me in my endeavors as a combination of things. One, I timed out a user for seven days for getting into a slap fight. Two, I opened the VTuber board. Three, I have been handling the 4chan thing by being welcoming to people who want to start posting on the Kiwi Farms. and the final straw i said that i would use this on my stream and she said that my appeal is that i don't enable man children who watch anime should and i find that very offensive and frustrating because the kiwi farms is small The Keeley Farms is a very small site, and we are beset by very big enemies who are well-funded, and we cannot survive as a small site. We need as many people to like us as possible, so that when shit happens to us, we don't get the Internet Archive treatment of, ha ha ha, you fucking deserve it. We need everybody to be like, this is a place that really does want to grow and to accommodate people. And as I've mentioned, the LiveTuber people have always been good with my requests. And this image in particular is a reference to something that is funny to me. And it's like a throwback to things that I care about. Because I was on 4chan as a teenager.

1:32:56
Unknown_12: If you don't know, 4chan was hacked.

Unknown_12: And when it was hacked, the guy had access to everything. And he basically had administrator access. He... Did a lot of stuff that I'll cover, but he had access to the Hiroyuki admin account. And he also set up QA. If you don't know, a long time ago, when Hiroyuki first bought 4chan, he set up a board called Q&A. Because one of the big complaints that 4chan had at the time was that there was no communication between staff and users. Users felt bullied by the moderators. Their opinions weren't being heard. There was no changes that they wanted to see be done. So Hiroyuki tried to set out on a good foot forward. an open q a to um accommodate what should be very obvious that you need a place to communicate with the people who run the thing that you use so he set it up and then he abandoned it around 2019 and after he abandoned it and after all mods stopped using it and communicating with users it became a cesspit of shit posting in particular of wojack memes that became soy jacks And when they shut down QA, because it was just the cesspit of fucking soyjacks, that was like a cyst-bursting or cancer-metasizing, and it became the Soyjack Party. Years later, one of the Soyjack Party users hacks 4chan, opens the QA board, says QA fucking won, shuts down the LGBT board on 4chan, completely deletes it, and then leaks out everything that was on the server. And in particular... They posted on the QA a song and they posted a picture of Hatsune Miku dancing. And I thought that this was really endearing because the song is like some Toho music. And then Hatsune Miku is like one of the most normal fag anime characters ever. And it just felt so 2000s to me. Like if 4chan had gotten hacked in the 2000s, this is exactly what they would do. It was very, very endearing. And I warmed up to the Soy Jack people a lot. And on both the 4chan thread, I put the same gif that was on the page and the song that was on the page onto the top of the threads.

1:34:44
Unknown_12: because it was just it's like it it's like fucking memories for me the site and the way that it was done and what they chose to to put on it was just like i i know this i have lived through this and shit so um i i was very enamored by this i thought it was funny and um

1:35:29
Unknown_12: But in regards to the VTuber board, one of the most prominent Lolicon VTubers, Shondo, was phonebooked for the first time. And that is the direct result of people on that board and in the forum not being content with Lolicon culture from 4chan.

Unknown_12: And if you don't know who Shondo is, by the way, I played this on stream once. I'll play it for you again because I think that you should hear it.

Unknown_14: I don't know. I know that if a guy tried to rape me, I would probably get raped. I'm not very strong, you know? I'm kind of defenseless. I'm just a weak little girl. There's not too much I can do.

1:36:12
Unknown_14: It's not exactly... It's not exactly a choice, okay?

Unknown_12: By the way, in case you're wondering if there's any doubt about what this character is going for, she has a way to edit her character to have a literal fucking pacifier in her mouth. So let's not mince words. Let's not pretend that this isn't what it is because it is. I've heard people try to say that's her real voice. If you think that's her real voice, you are a fucking mark. You are put on this earth to be built for your fucking money by people smarter than you. Because no, she does not sound like that.

1:36:49
Unknown_12: And by the way, this is also one of Gator's Oshis. Shoutouts to Gator. Gator, I'm sorry, Gator. It happened again to you. Oshis, Gator.

Unknown_12: Whoops.

Unknown_12: And then, by the way. The only people who would ever choose the Kiwi Farms over alternative image boards are people who are either A, looking for something safe for work, or B, looking for something without Lolicon explicitly. Because even in the VTuber board, it's explicit. You cannot have any kind of Lolicon VTubers explicitly. Like they just don't belong in the board. And I can prove to you that 4chan people looking for a place to post won't come to the Kiwi Farms because this is a website that's managed by Mark Mahan. Mark Mahan is the Jewish guy that owned a V on 8chan when I worked with 8chan. Mark is extremely Jewish. He basically looks like a fucking goblin. He looks like one of the bankers from Harry Potter. And everyone hated him when he ran V on 8chan. But running V on 8chan was basically his only thing that he's ever done in his entire life. So when 8chan went to shit, he reached out to me when I started 9chan to try and move his community over to a different V. Or set up like a backup or something. But he had two conditions. The first was that he must have V. I was going to have a rule that any user-owned board must be four letters or longer to distinguish it from official managed boards. He insisted that he would have V. And that he would manage it exclusively by himself with no oversight. And I told him, I said, look, if you're going to have one of the official boards on my website... I have to have some opinions over it. And the second thing that Mark wanted from me was Lolicon. He said that there must be Lolicon on V. It must be a not safe for work board that allowed Lolicon explicitly. Because at the time, I was going to try and quarantine Lolicon to its own board so that it wouldn't drive off people wanting to use the site and not see that shit. So he had an issue with that, and I just said no. I turned him away. He offered to bring all of his users from 8chan over to 9chan if I would agree to that, and I told him no.

1:38:34
Unknown_12: So he moved to a different fork of 8chan. And now that 8chan's dead and 4chan's down, as you can see, it had 140 posts per hour on the day before the hack. Then it skyrocketed to 1,600. Then it hit 4,000. And then yesterday it was at 4,500.

1:39:08
Unknown_12: So all the people who want a place for lollicon and for porn, they went over there to be under Mark. They did not come to the Kiwi Farms. Because why would they? I don't want a pornographic website. Okay. so this person it's just so frustrating to me like i'm trying like i gave people their own space i gave her their own space you know i gave the women the board that they moderate basically under their own rules that no other area on the site is under i gave people who abide by my rules elsewhere their own space and then when people come over and they're interested in a site that doesn't have lollicon on it i gave them space too and i entertained it because number one it's my people i know these people i posted on 4chan for years And it's just so frustrating that someone's going to be like, actually, I am withdrawing my support of you because you stuck by your fucking, you stuck by your principles, the way that you treat everybody. So that really dowered my entire mood. I felt like I should address it. I don't want to run an image board, but if there are good people who want to come over and post on the forum, we need that. We need as much fresh blood as we can. We need support. We need popular support. We need people to not hate us. We need somebody somewhere to not fucking hate us so that when the hammer drops, we have some kind of defense. Frustrating.

1:40:02
Unknown_12: Anyways, so as part of the leak, now that I've spent my entire half just complaining about that. For the most part, the 4chan people have been great, but I banned only like three people for being rape Fugees. Everybody else, everybody else, completely fine. No issues whatsoever. The hack included the source code, by the way, and the source code for 4chan is decrepit. The entire site operates through an imageboard.php that is 10,403 lines long, and there is probably code in here that has not been touched since... Since like 15 plus years ago. Probably actually all the way back to when... What is it? Futaba? When Futaba was rewritten into 4chan.

1:41:21
Unknown_12: Like in the early 2000s. I would bet you fucking money there's stuff that has not been changed since those days. In fact, probably, if I had to guess, the algorithm for the basic trip code probably has not changed since Futaba in the 2000s. At least.

Unknown_12: Um... So that was shocking. And the big issue with this is that if there is the site was hacked, it's down. It's still down to this day. And if there are other exploits in this code, anyone can find them now. This code has not been reviewed. It's not been open source. It hasn't had any kind of oversight into how it runs. So if they find more exploits in the code, then the site will be hacked again. So they're in a really difficult place where they basically have to audit a 20-year-old PHP file that is 10,000 lines long to try and head off any attacks that are definitely being researched. There's already people for sure that are looking into how 4chan works to try and find a way to break into it as soon as it goes back up. So they're in a really bad position. And additionally, all the janitor emails were leaked. All the janitors and mods had their emails leaked. So they...

1:42:27
Unknown_12: People have been looking into it as they do.

Unknown_12: Surprise, surprise. There are literal janny trannies. I know that TV is really popular. I know that TV in particular really fucking hates their mods. I'd like to introduce you to E7711, a.k.a.

Unknown_12: SK.

Unknown_12: She, beautiful woman, of course, is one of your mods. And if you've ever been a three-day ban from TV, there's a non-zero chance that this was the person who axed it. So all the suspicions of Jani trainees is in fact confirmed. And hopefully they can recover because as it turns out, there was a private board called J that was for the janitors. And here's a nice little post about mental health check by anonymous janitor. Hello, everyone. I understand that we've all been janitors and moderators for a varying amount of time, but I also want to acknowledge that we are all in this together for the site and the users. This post is to represent something that I want to put out there for everyone. How is your mental health? I understand that we are exposed to the most abhorrent nonsense users have to offers, and I want to make sure that everyone is doing okay. Sometimes the stuff posted on the site can get to a person, myself included, with things in their personal life and all that get posted online. Recently in my life, there have been a lot of changes, like moving away from family and friends and adjusting to a new way of life. A new way of life, huh? What kind of life? So what I ask of you is, how are you doing? So the Jannies doing mental health checks on each other as they do, because after all, they're loved and adored by their users. Rape Ape, who uses the handle Grape Ape now, because if you don't know, Rape Ape was like an old slur for a black person on B way back when. From my understanding, RapeApe has been one of the core maintainers of 4chan since the moot days. Even when I used 4chan, I never cared about the staff, so I never paid attention. But from what I understand, he's been around for a long time. And he's probably the closest person to a person who understands how the site actually works. So RapeApe actually sent out a...

1:44:22
Unknown_12: A big email to all the moderators, basically letting them know that they got fucked.

Unknown_12: Now, he completely fucked them. I think he even mentions the forum at some point. Yeah, here. Odds are the contents of this email will be posted on Shardy and KiwiFarm shortly after I send, but I don't care. If they want to make fun of me for appreciating the 4chan team, they can go right ahead. I think you're all wonderful, and I don't care who knows. I think there's a word. Here we go. This is just delusional. 4chan's users might not show it openly, but I know they appreciate what you do as well. I think they'll appreciate you even more when 4chan returns, as now they've had a time to feel 4chan's absence, and absence makes the heart go fonder. I... If this is fucking real, and I guess there's a chance it's not, this is the most delusional fucking thing I have ever fucking written. In fact, when people go back to 4chan, they're going to fucking hate the Jannies more than they've ever hated Jannies in their entire life. Because right now, these people are getting shock therapy. They're being dumped into sites that don't treat them the way that 4chan's moderators routinely treat all their users. So now they're going to go back to 4chan, having experienced what it's like to be on a site, regardless of where they go, where they have a little bit more leeway. And they're going to have utter fucking contempt for any people that give them automatic three-day bans. And there's so much, like, if you put me in position, and by the way, my rate, if Hiroyuki wants me on this, and I can do it, I'm the best. I have the experience in terms of coding, servers, networking, user management, I can do it all. My rate, I started at $144,000, and I won a percentage of the past income. Here's what I would do. Number one, I would fix all this shit. I can do it. Number two, fire all the jammies, including RapeApe. He sucks. This letter is embarrassing, and it takes no accountability.

1:46:11
Unknown_12: Number three, reduce the minimum ban time from three days to like an hour. Almost never is a three-day ban warranted. And number four, unban all the IPs that are permanently fucking banned, because it's almost impossible to use the site. Like, everything is fucking banned.

1:46:46
Unknown_12: And just doing that, just let people post for a while. And then number four, by the way, integrate photo DNA or Cloudflare's CSAM detection. And that would solve a lot of your issues. I could do it.

Unknown_12: But I'm going to be paid a lot of money for it, is my thing.

Unknown_12: But no, if they tried to just go back to the way things were, I don't know if the site can survive that. I mean, I guess it will, because the main thing with 4chan, as I've discovered, is that people on 4chan... They don't use it like a forum. Like you might think that there's boards and those are like allegories for forums and they have threads and you might think that those threads are allegories for like forum threads, but they're really not.

1:47:26
Unknown_12: The way that people use 4chan is a chat room. They go into a chat room that's dedicated to a topic and that thread, like a thread on the forum is very much a thread about that topic. And people who stray too far off topic are shunted back one topic, off topic stuff is deleted. People might get threadbanned. On 4chan, they don't really have that. So if they want to talk to the same people, they can't just Red Rover together to a different thread and discuss it where it's more on topic because it's anonymous. So they just stay in these generals. And there was a thing I remember, I think it was in VG, where they had a homestuck general. And it was, like, 20 people. And they basically just... Like, Homestuck is a dead franchise. There's no content updates. But they had been posting in the Homestuck General for, like, 15 fucking years. Because from my understanding, it was a...

1:48:00
Unknown_12: It was a very long-running comic series. So people would make generals about it. They would talk about it. And those same people have been talking to each other about Homestuck for a decade or more. And they don't know each other. They're anonymous. So they just post in the one general thread over and over again. And then, of course, they keep doing that once the content runs out because those are their friends. They like each other. They like talking to each other. And then the Jannies, they get uppity about this and they go... These people are just they're just using it like a chat room and the thing's dead. So we're going to delete it. So they banned the Homestuck general thread. And those people, just like the QA shardy people, chimp the fuck out and shit up the entire fucking site for weeks and weeks and weeks. um and it's like that's what happens when you don't understand how people use your site they don't use it to discuss homestuck they use it to talk to each other because they've talked to each other for 15 fucking years about homestuck that's why um and yeah and it's frustrating to see how it's managed and how they don't understand their product basically um so fuck the jannies that's what i'm getting at

1:49:31
Unknown_12: It is still down. Right now, even.

Unknown_12: And my theory is that it's going to stay down for a very long time. Maybe weeks. Because I don't think anybody on Earth knows how to actually install 4chan on a server from scratch and bring it up.

Unknown_12: Like, not off the top of their head. Like, if you shut down the Kiwi Farms and deleted the server that the Kiwi Farms is on, it would take me...

Unknown_12: maybe six hours to get it entirely set back up 100% again. And that's from scratch because I've done it multiple times and I know how everything works and I can do it in an evening.

1:50:07
Unknown_12: I don't think anybody has ever done that to 4chan. I don't think anyone has ever reinstalled 4chan. And my base is off this. The guy that hacked the site posted a screenshot of the bash, the console, showing that the hacker had obtained root. And it's running FreeBSD, which is pretty base. Running FreeBSD is pretty base. I got to give it to Moot because Moot was the one who installed it when he owned the site. 10 years ago.

Unknown_12: But Hiroyuki ever since then has apparently not done that. And what's a shocker is that if you look up the version that they're using, FreeBSD 10.1, when software is released, they give it a life that they're going to maintain it. They promise you that they're going to maintain it and give it upgrades and security updates for however many years. FreeBSD reached end of life in in 2016 and it last received a security patch in 2019. And what's even more shocking than that,

1:50:47
Unknown_12: is that they use something called GhostScript. GhostScript is a tool for managing PDF files. And there were three different boards that nobody uses on 4chan that use PDFs. PDFs are notoriously dangerous, notoriously dangerous. If you do any PDF processing on a server, you have to isolate that shit. You have to run it in fucking Docker all by itself because it's just the most, it's the biggest piece of shit and everyone fucking knows this. I think even 8chan got hacked at some point through a PDF exploit in the exact same way. The version of GhostScript that they used to process PDF files to generate thumbnails was updated last in 2012. a 13-year-old version of one of the most dangerous components of any kind of media processing system. That is how fucking out of date it was. Nobody, nobody on 4chan knows how the fuck it works. So they're going to take forever to not only figure out how the software works, figure out how to reinstall it, figure out how to reset it up, because they have to. You cannot fix the server. You have to reformat it from scratch. And supposedly they have new hardware that they're already setting up. So you have to set up the hardware, choose an operating system. And then if there's any discrepancy between the way that Moot had it set up and whatever shit that he was doing to get it working and FreeBSD, they have to translate that to Linux. Um, then they have to reinstall the database. Do they keep database backups? Are we going to see 4chan completely wiped back to zero? Do they remember the last post numbers of all the boards? Are those going to be lost? Surely there's a backup somewhere, but there's no promise of that. So who knows? Um,

1:52:45
Unknown_12: Then what about the static content? Is that lost? They're going to have to set that up again. Then they're going to have to find any exploits that are in the code itself that could be exploited that don't rely on GoScript. Because now any kind of actual server-side exploit that doesn't rely on a third-party application like GoScript is going to have to be patched. How long is that going to take? It could take weeks. And they could bring it back up and it could be immediately hacked again. So they're really in a terrible position. This is very unenviable. This is a fucking nightmare. And it's not even like a nightmare as a result of an oversight. It's a nightmare as a result of over a decade of complete inaction. And it's just bizarre.

1:53:24
Unknown_22: Um...

Unknown_22: And I think that's all I have to say about that.

Unknown_12: There was a rumor that there were .gov janitor emails. That's not the case. The only thing that I saw that was suspicious was that there was one janitor who had the email address with the name Shitwood in it. And if you're a 4chan user, you know that Mike Shitwood was a law enforcement officer in Florida who actually subpoenaed and arrested two different 4chan users for posting threats against him. So I think it's just a coincidence, though. I think that they've looked it up and Mike does not have a son with that name. But it's very coincidental that there was a guy called Shitwood who was on the moderator team.

1:54:39
Unknown_12: There was not a government email. I saw the list of email addresses. There was not a .gov.

Unknown_12: It was just a rumor.

Unknown_12: And then the hacker said that he was not going to release any payment information or anything about the pass holders. So any pass owners, I guess, are safe from having data leaked. He said that he was afraid if he leaked any kind of information about that, it would become a serious FBI investigation for a financial crime. So he's trying to avoid that, basically.

1:55:13
Unknown_12: There is .edu. If you have a list that has gov on it, you have downloaded that list from a third party that added it. I have seen the original leak. There is no .gov.

Unknown_12: Um, and then, oh, he leaked also a bunch of little extras. And one thing I saw that stood out to me was that in the captcha generation code, there was, um, some, there were API endpoints. So it's hard to see how it integrated, but there were eight API endpoints to add fake letters to the captcha. And it made me suspicious that they had it set up where if you were like discouraged, but not banned, it would add fake letters to your captcha to make the captcha, um, impossible to solve and that's how they would like silently ban people through frustration i don't know if that's true that's my suspicion but that is um i i did see it they have that in the system you oh my god people in chat saying i knew it that's funny i'm glad that i've confirmed some suspicions yes the janny trains were adding you to the secret broken captcha list 100% true. That is so funny. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that that was like a meme on 4chan. Because I just looked at the code. I'm like, that's weird. They have a way to add fake letters. That's bizarre. Now I know. Apparently it's a real thing.

1:56:28
Unknown_12: Conspiracies are never wrong.

Unknown_12: It doesn't look that way. Okay. Um, okay. Let me take a big sip of water. And if anyone, when I missed anything, now's your chance to shout it in chat in regards to the 4chan thing. Any kind of questions is my experience of an admin either.

1:57:12
Unknown_22: Will moot come back? No. Moot despises 4chan. He's super lefty now.

Unknown_22: Is 4chan coming back soon?

Unknown_12: No, it's not.

Unknown_12: A nerd explanation on a noob level? I think I did. Just in general, they were using really outdated software and it made it super easy to exploit it. Through negligence, basically.

Unknown_12: Um...

Unknown_12: I think, as I said, I don't think 4chan is dead. I think that it might lose a lot of its momentum because I don't think that anybody involved in 4chan has the gumption to make the changes that it really needs. and the user base that exists on 4chan are very loyal to it. In part, not because they're loyal to the site, but as I mentioned, their friends are anonymous people that post in certain generals. The reason why certain threads are comfy to people, like that word gets thrown around, oh man, I love the XYZ general, Because it's so comfy. The reason why it's comfy is that you've posted there and you get along with the people there. And even though you don't know who they are, you're friends with them in an indirect way. And that's why threads become uncomfy when you get the shitzoids. Because those are people that if they were on the Kiwi Farms disrupting a thread, they would be thread banned for being a nuisance. And then the comfiness would return. But you can't coordinate. You can't move to a Discord with those people. You can't find each other. So a lot of people are going to go back to generals, I think, as soon as the site's back up because they need each other. Not that they need each other, just they're friends, and that's normal behavior. A lot of people are sad. Even people who use the forum regularly are sad because they like their certain generals. In particular, if I had my choice, Chad... If I had my choice, my pick of the litter in the business, in the business business was my favorite board before the Pagetes took it over. I would love to see PMG move over to the Kiwi farms. Check it out. Check it out. If you, if you like gold and silver and you like meme coins, well, you know what? I've made my own meme coins. I've gone around Europe to different flea markets, buying all the right schmocks that I can possibly find. Um, I now have a literal fucking treasure chest. If you think that's based, come on over. You're very welcome.

1:59:10
Unknown_12: Regardless of what certain people negging me in my own email before my stream have to say about it.

1:59:49
Unknown_12: Show the clink. Oh, man. I put the box away. Sorry. Here. You know what? Just for the shill, chat. Just for the shill. Real quick.

Unknown_22: real quick chat one second let's shake it around just a little bit here

2:00:24
Unknown_12: On the first layer, I have nothing but junk. Actually, I don't have just junk. I have some silver there too. I used to just have junk stuff, but now I have silver.

Unknown_12: Let's see. Get a nice little ting. What is this? Well, this is a single, this is a half Reichsmark, basically the size of a dime in the US from the Kaiserreich, not the 1913. So World War I era.

Unknown_12: See if I can ting this very gently. Check. I dropped it. I dropped it into felt though. It's okay. Turn off the limiter.

2:00:59
Unknown_12: I'm going to use this is two Franks from Switzerland 1964.

Unknown_22: Too small, a bigger one.

Unknown_22: Okay, this is right on Hansa start Hamburg from

Unknown_12: Dry Mark. Dry Mark is very rare. They didn't make many threes. And this is 1912. This is older than the other one. This is beautiful. I didn't realize how nice this one is. I don't want to ting this one. It's too nice.

Unknown_12: Let's take this nicely tarnished 5 Reichsmark from the war.

2:01:45
Unknown_22: Oh yeah, that's the good stuff. You hear that?

Unknown_22: That's the good stuff, chap.

Unknown_12: Okay. I do like my coins. I can't wait. If I ever get disposable income again, I'm buying more coins.

Unknown_22: I also in that box,

2:02:21
Unknown_12: I have three comics from Rusty Cage. That's another thing I want to review. Sven Stoffels is putting out his new comic book. I'm going to get a copy of that. So I want to review that for Locals. And then I want to review the Rusty Cage comics. I've never read them. They're still in their plastic sleeves.

Unknown_12: Cool.

Unknown_12: Sticks, hex, and hammer coming to plunder. Arr! The Kiwi Farms admin have a treasure chest of booty. Arr! Let's go get fucked up and wasted on some whisk... No, rum! Rum, the finest rum. And we'll take some blood for a sacrifice. If you don't know what the fuck that's a reference to, it sticks. He dresses like a gay pirate.

2:02:57
Unknown_12: All right. Hamstery Miku, you're dismissed forever and ever. Despite the trouble you've caused me, the money you've taken out of my wallet, that little hamster Miku put their little fingers in my wallet and stuck out a fiver from it. That's the reality of the situation.

2:03:34
Unknown_22: Okay.

Unknown_22: Let us talk about Cotton Cop.

Unknown_12: So I actually did. I watched this, and I clipped it, and then I watched it again, and I clipped it, chat. So actually, I only clipped H3's reaction to it. Oh, no. Okay. Okay. Okay. I got this. Hold on.

Unknown_12: I'll go back to this for one thing that I forgot. But let's, I want to show you the intro, the intro of this. There are three different intros to this content comp before I, um,

2:04:07
Unknown_12: Before I start, if you don't know, iDubbbz used to be an edgy content creator. He said the N-word, he burned a Quran. He also did nice little videos. There's a series that he did about trying to capture all the squirrels in his backyard and release them. And the whole catch and release squirrel saga is like so wholesome. uh and it really it shows that he had like a heart for animals which is always an easy win for people on the internet um you know he seemed like he had a soul and then he got married to aniza and i don't want to just blame her but i'm blaming this on her to give you some background

2:04:59
Unknown_12: um after idubbbz and aniza started cucking out really hard he made an apology video basically disowning everything that he had ever done everything that his 7 million followers plus had ever subscribed for he disowned and disavowed and said that he was a better person and he regrets what he did and he's sorry and he wants to make more wholesome content now One of the things that he was especially apologetic for was Content Cop, which was basically like pre-commentary YouTube drama videos calling out creators. And when he put these videos out, it had a noticeable impact on the trajectory of the lives of the people that he went after.

Unknown_12: And he stopped doing that, I think, eight years ago. And so H3 was one of the only people in the entire world of everybody online who, when iDubbbz did this simpering, I'm sorry stuff, and he got married to Aniza, who was humiliating him week after week. The only person who stuck his neck out for his friend was H3 and Hila Klein. They said that the sex work stuff that Aniza was doing is fine and that it doesn't humiliate iDubbbz in any way. She's an adult. She can do what she wants, and they have an adult relationship. The prudes don't get it. That it's right for him to make amends. If he felt that he was doing bad stuff, it's good for him to make amends for that. H3 carried the line and stood up for them.

2:06:00
Unknown_12: Years later... Um, after October 3rd or October 7th, when Hamas attacked Israel and killed a bunch of innocent people at a fucking rave, um, there broke out a war and how that war has been conducted is very controversial. But in general, there are people who are pro-Palestinian and those people clash a lot with the Jews like, um, Ethan Klein and Hila Klein. Hila in particular was a member of the IDF, as I'm sure many people who listened to my stream will know. Uh, so H3 and Hila, they're still very big creators, but they find themselves in this uncomfortable position. Whereas Jewish leftists living in, um, Los Angeles, they are surrounded by pro-Palestinian people like, uh, Hassan, who is much bigger than H3 at this point. And, um,

2:06:47
Unknown_12: So they've been kind of losing ground. And I've talked to a bunch of Jewish people for whatever reason, because I talked to Gabe Hoffman, and I've been talking to another Jewish guy recently. Just as sheer coincidence. And they both get this really uncomfortable feeling that it's like, I just sense the tide turning against us. We don't have any young friends anymore. Like, sure, the government right now is completely boomer and very anti-Semitism. But the left and the right of the young people hate Jews a lot. And with the way that Hassan is gaining popularity, it really genuinely scares them. It makes them uncomfortable and it worries them. And they're like, I don't want to fucking get lynched by a bunch of truck roaches in my own country. My own country, the United States.

2:08:07
Unknown_12: So... It does scare them, and it scares Ethan, who's raising children in Los Angeles. Like, I don't want my kids to be hurt by people like Hassan, because Hassan talks to terrorists, openly calls for Israel to be claimed from river to the sea, which means the total destruction of Israel.

Unknown_12: So when... I started getting comfy with people on the Hassan sphere. Ethan got very upset. And he's like, bro, these people want me dead. And I, you know, look, I don't like H3, especially because he's become more litigious as he's gotten more popular. He's become a bit of a dickhead, right? He's done some really nasty, shitty things. But I understand his perspective. If I was him, I would also be really worried. And then the one guy that you really stood up for and stuck your neck out for is becoming friends with the guys who want you and your family fucking killed. And everybody you know back in Israel fucking killed. And he's like, what's the deal, big guy? What's up with this?

2:08:45
Unknown_12: And...

Unknown_12: I think, my theory is, when I talked about iDubbbz in the past, I was very hesitant to blame everything on Anissa. Because I don't think that, even if it was her fault, it's like, you have to blame iDubbbz for allowing himself to be manipulated like that. But iDubbbz was already on that path before they met up. And then they started being retards together at about the same time. However, with this, I really think it's Aniza's fault. I feel like Aniza has cracked the whip and said, we have to go after H3. He's a Zionist. Being associated with him is a bad look. And the real popular guys are the Muslims on Twitch like Hasan Piker. That's who we want to be with. And I think that iDubbbz... Got manipulated because she probably didn't pitch it like that, but she pitched it like, dude, they're genociding the Palestinians over there. We can't be associated with this Zionist and IDF soldier any longer. And so iDubbbz did the most Jewish thing possible, and he stabbed H3 in the back without warning. Didn't even tell him. Didn't give him an opportunity to respond to certain things. He put together this video, and it is effectively just a regurgitation of every single thing that Hasan Piker has against H3. And there's no meat to it. It's like, at best, you can say that he was a little bit mean to one of his employees before. And that he's a little bit of a dickhead. I mean, a big dickhead with the litigiousness. But the overwhelming majority of what he has to say is that Hasan Piker is a more intelligent and more well-educated and better opinionated streamer than H3 is when it comes to politics and especially Israel. And that's it. That's the content cop, which is the exact opposite of... of what Content Cop was. Back in the day, the Leafy video was very famous because Leafy was this bully who bullied a bunch of people, but he was obviously a very clinically insecure person who had no fucking chin and always conspicuously covered his chin in every video of him. So that's why it was just mean-spirited bullying, taking people down the peg who had a big ego and a big head on their shoulders who were being dickheads while showing their own ass. And that's why people liked it, because it felt kind of righteous.

2:11:22
Unknown_12: And he just fails to do it in this. So now that I've gotten the full background out, I'm going to play you the three intros from the content cop, because these are the only interesting things in the video. So intro one, the reawakening segment.

Unknown_05: Destination, the beach is surprisingly dangerous. Consider the...

Unknown_03: fucking thing in our defense like actually he was not a baby killer actually accusing ethan of killing his dog is maybe too uh too far because they have mobilized such an insane harassment group that anybody who says any fucking thing they will attempt to ruin their lives and once again i'm the crazy one it's not

2:12:11
Unknown_12: This in and of itself is insane to me. In that clip that he's listening to, H3 is talking about how Denim, who's one of the Muslim streamers, I think Lebanese, called CPS on H3's kids and tried to affect his custody. And he had to go through this entire program to prove that he wasn't abusing his children. And that's insane. That would get you banned from the Kiwi Farms.

Unknown_12: And H3 complaining about this, rightfully so, justified in doing so because it's absurd that an internet beef would turn to government officials in your fucking house threatening your custody of your own children. iDubbbz is like, wait a second, this guy's bad after all. I need to go do another content cut. Like, in the language of the cinema, in the keynote, that is what he is portraying to the audience. This clip of Ethan Klein being upset that his kids were fucked with by Denims and other people on the Reddit, he needs to do a video exposing Ethan Klein. And it's just absurd.

2:12:52
Unknown_03: Bad enough that I have this group of people.

Unknown_06: What we do here is go back, back, back.

2:13:30
Unknown_12: This is the classic music of all the content devs.

Unknown_12: So just lots of little silly stuff. He's putting on the uniform. He's like really trying to show off his body because he just considers himself. I think it's like a compensation where it's like he has been so emasculated on the internet that he feels like he's lost control of his masculinity. His wife's a whore. He's humiliated. Nobody respects him. So he's like, I'm going to do the most macho thing I can think of. I'm going to do fight club and I'm going to become a boxer. And that's his way of like compensating for how he's lost control over his own life.

2:14:03
Unknown_12: So he rented an Airbnb. This looks like Northern California. And he's doing like a skit. He's running off and he's running back. His people need him. He's no longer going to be living in a Ted Kuzinski cabin in the woods. And job scare, Hasan Piker. So this is a creator clash intro or content cop intro two. And it's literally just Hasan Piker.

2:14:36
Unknown_08: What's up, everybody? I'm Ahsan Piker, and this is the Asana Broadcast coming to you live from a cloudy day here in California, Los Angeles. We're live on a live, and I hope all the boys, girls, and enbies are having a fantastic one because today's a beautiful day.

Unknown_12: Boys, girls, and enbies. I don't know anything about this guy, but everything I've ever seen him say makes me fucking despise him. What a disgusting fucking roach.

Unknown_08: I have a very important announcement. I've finally done it. I watched Ethan Klein's content nuke. And I'm not going to call it context puke as I normally do because the reality of the matter is it was brilliant. Nothing was out of context. Everything was correct. I am an Islamist, fundamentalist, radical terrorist. I am a vicious anti-Semite. It's true. Most importantly, Ethan is more attractive than me both physically and also mentally. I've been lying about everything, including my glasses. They're fake. He was right about that. That's not even in the content, Nuke. And he was right about that too. How did he know everything? How?

2:15:42
Unknown_12: At this point, it switches to what I'm going to call intro three. First one is just saying it's a content cop. It's pretty good, I guess. The clip he chose is stupid, but okay, I get it. Then hard cut to just Hasan Piker not doing anything funny. He's just in his fucking room. And I think it's kind of just like, we're here, Ethan. We've breached the inner sanctum. We are now in Hasan Piker's streaming room. And that's how you know you're fucked.

Unknown_12: It's like any prayer in this inner sanctum is amplified a million times by Allah and by the presence of Hasan Piker. It just becomes a million fold more powerful. So it's kind of like he's shooting his Kamehameha and it's going through like a lens that's making it even more powerful because he just so happens to be in Hasan Piker's room as he does it. Truly just setting this up to be a real banger. So then immediately there's no cut in between the second one that I'm showing you and this one. It's just a direct continuation.

2:16:20
Unknown_12: But it becomes a skit. And my opinion is, and you'll understand once you watch it, it's extremely, extremely, extremely cringe. But my opinion of this is that he is trying to ape Sam Hyde. And this is supposed to be very Sam Hyde-ian because he was so utterly and completely destroyed and humiliated by Sam Hyde that he's tried to emulate some of his editing choices and how he tries to do mind-bending stuff. And that will make sense as you watch this fucking nightmare. It is a literal nightmare.

2:16:56
Unknown_23: You're ready.

2:17:55
Unknown_21: Wake up, Ethan.

Unknown_08: I'm not going to do a react content yet. I'm missing you.

Unknown_21: I love to stop.

Unknown_06: Wake up.

Unknown_12: That entire thing is just like, nevermind Mecca. You found it. It's Hassan Piker's bedroom. Apparently all those people just celebrating the fact that they were invited to meet Hassan Piker. It's kind of like when the tranny met Joe Biden and got like a cookie from the white house. Like I'm in the white house. I'm in the white house. But instead of the white house, instead of getting a cookie from Joe Biden, you're in Hassan Piker's bedroom in Los Angeles, which is just where he streams the fucking Twitch. But they're like overwhelmed with gratefulness that they're in his presence and in his room. The famous Assan Piker studio with the Asana B neon light in the background. And it's like, who gives a fuck? Who gives a fuck about this stinky turk roach?

2:18:28
Unknown_12: And hopefully you understood what I meant about Sam Hyde. This, in particular, is a gif that I made. I saw this clip, and you know what? I can make this into a gif. This is him literally deep-throating Hasan's microphone. I don't think he cleaned it. So that little foam has all sorts of spit and bacteria from Hasan Piker doing his podcast. If you were to lick my microphone, it would probably be real fucking gnarly. And he's literally deep-throating it. So to just drive that point home... that this man is deep-throating hasanabi here he is uh sucking off the lick spittle of him talking into the microphone um for the video it's just like it's so embarrassing and then here's what happens next ready um oh it doesn't even do that immediately after this i'm gonna just show you i'm gonna drop this in so i can show you because it's kind of important

2:19:55
Unknown_12: Just so we can... I downloaded all the shit ahead of time, so I could not fuck it up.

Unknown_12: Okay, content copies. There we go. Drop this in.

Unknown_12: And then... Wacky, wacky. Now watch this. You ready?

Unknown_12: Okay, super edgy.

Unknown_12: And then... Oh wait, I'm sorry, there's a fourth intro. One more, and this is very Kino. This is actually very important. So here's intro number four. I completely forgot about this one. So he's panting because he ran all the way from Northern California to back where he belongs in the studio.

2:20:33
Unknown_12: What does he do? All right. He drops the content cop uniform because he wants to show his audience. Yes, this is called a content cop, but I'm different. And we're not doing the old content cop. This is new. I dubs content cop. So he just, he doesn't just take it off. He shreds it. Cause he's a big muscular manly man and not a cockle at all. He definitely is a real man. So he's going to use his strength to chair that shirt off showing you. Not only is this not a content cop, but he's destroying the old content cup with his newfound soy strength check. It's very Keno, actually. It's Keno in a way that's anti-Keno. This is very purposeful. It has subtext. It has subliminal messaging. And it's also really, really fucking gay. So it's anti-Keno. So he sits down. He doesn't get in front of his computer like he did in the old days. He gets in front of a boxing thingy. So he can show he's a boxer. He's so manly he's a boxer. And he's not in front of a computer anymore because he takes his boxing career very seriously. Um, even though I don't think he's want to fight.

2:21:46
Unknown_12: And then this is the rest of the fucking video. He is set down in front of the fucking boxing thing, playing clips and just talking.

Unknown_12: And there's not, honestly, not too much to say about it. He's just complaining that H3 is not taking a position on Israel that he prefers. And he's accusing his new friends of anti-Semitism. And that's it. And so instead of showing you the video, I'm going to show you H3's reaction to the video. Because I find that much more interesting than iDubbbz himself. Now, I only have a couple minutes of this.

2:22:21
Unknown_12: And I want to start off with this clip. You, baby.

Unknown_02: I just expected better. Also, I'm sure this is all going to get clipped, and I love that I'm looking like this for all this. At least I don't have black hair. True.

Unknown_12: So Dan, the producer of the show, is in ponytails the entire time. So I thought that was very funny, so I clipped that first. Let's get an initial reaction. This is Dan leaning over to H3 to tell him that the second tower has been hit.

Unknown_02: Some breaking news. Your old friend iDubbbz just released a video. It's about you. No, it's not. Yes, it is. Oh, my God.

2:22:55
Unknown_03: That is the... No, it can't be. Well... It actually can't be. Holy fuck, dude. It sure is.

Unknown_03: Oh, my God.

Unknown_03: Holy fuck.

Unknown_12: He's in disbelief.

Unknown_12: I think that this kind of sums up the actual reaction. This is about two minutes in, and it's really good. My takeaway from this is that imagine how you would want somebody to feel or how items would have wanted Leafy to feel about his content cop. Imagine what emotion he's trying to put into Leafy and how he's trying to make him feel or feel a certain way, as Bossman says. Probably bad. Probably embarrassed. Probably a little bit reluctant to go in front of a camera again. Trying to humiliate him. Ashamed. Those are what he's going for. He's trying to debilitate him. Think about, when you're watching this, what emotions are going through this room as they talk.

2:23:59
Unknown_03: I went from... This guy went...

Unknown_03: From saying he didn't want to get involved to supporting people calling CPS like like associating with people calling CPS in my family An atmosphere where someone like bad empanada Is being platformed by people like Matt Lieb and denims who are friends with it looks like they're both in the video check the description and

2:24:37
Unknown_03: Oh, my God. Like, like, what? What? Like, what? Why? What would what would I do to like fucking like what kind of fucking like, bro, what kind of cowardly bullshit is this? Like, we have one disagreement where I get upset because you guys aren't defending me publicly after everything I've done to support you guys. And like you, you bring on people who are fucking denims. And Frogan, who did a fucking anti-Semitic tier list, and you're platforming them and cosigning them? And by the way, to make it even more crazy, Lena's fighting in your fight, bro. Like, what the fuck are you doing? I actually can't believe that he did this.

2:25:13
Unknown_03: It's actually fucking... unreal pretty wild and it's just so pathetic to like talk about a bandwagon like bro this is the edgy cool content you're trying to make a play to like fucking warm up to by the way uh i dubs lena's fucking having a panic attack because if because why would you do this and not even tell her like why would you invite someone on the show and do this it's just fucking mean-spirited I can't. I'm genuinely in disbelief.

2:25:50
Unknown_13: It was the froggy guy.

Unknown_03: Did he message Lena or just you? Because, like, she's a human being, too, by the way.

Unknown_09: I don't know.

Unknown_03: And this is about her. She's the one fighting. Why is he apologizing to you?

Unknown_03: Like, say sorry to her, you dumb fuck. He might have. She's in the bathroom. Dude, this is so fucked up.

Unknown_09: I don't mean to make it about us, but, man, I just... I do feel bad for Lena. I had the full support of the whole audience the first time, and it was still so tough.

2:26:24
Unknown_14: She's worked so hard.

Unknown_09: I know Ethan offered to buy her out previously, but she doesn't feel right taking that large amount of money from Ethan for nothing. So it's just a shitty situation.

Unknown_12: Look at that face. Just utter fucking shock and disbelief. It's unreal to him that this guy that he ate so much shit for is just going to turn around on him and try to shit on him so he can monkey branch to the Palestinian guy. And then even his staff, they're the people who have fought every year in Creator Clash. iDubbbz has no clout, no pull. He can't get actual people like Logan or Jake Paul to fight in his fucking event. So he gets random producers from the H3 show to fight each other. Random thoughts from Twitch. Extremely small creators are parts of larger creator streams. And now they're just sitting here like, what the fuck do I do? They've spent their own personal money investing in private training. that iDubbbz promised them that he would pay them back after the event had already made money. So they had to pay up front so they could be reimbursed later. And now they're in a position where they've already spent their money to do their personal training, and they've been working on it for months so that they can be in competitive form and participate in the event. And now the rug's pulled on them. And now it's like they're out of money, and they've been doing all this for fucking nothing. And it's like, what a fucking shitty thing to do. He couldn't even wait until after... Creator Clash. And if he had been thinking clearly, he definitely would have elated until after Creator Clash. But instead, he pulled this now. And I think he pulled this with urgency because of Aniza pushing him to do so. And Aniza doesn't have any fucking business sense. It wasn't just like a backstab. It was like a dumb backstab. Just bizarre.

2:28:16
Unknown_12: Truly, I just don't get it. And then...

Unknown_12: Let's see, I think this is... Okay. He actually reacts to about half the video. And I found this particular response from Hila. Even when I talk about Hila, I talk about Hila Klein, I talk about what she does, who she is. And when iDubbbz talks about her, you know how he refers to her throughout the entire video? Ethan's wife, Mrs. Ethan Klein, that lady, the girl that just so happens to sit next to Ethan, and she calls this out. On the other hand, he's just got done capturing a massive progressive audience.

2:28:53
Unknown_05: Wait, hold on. His wife's Israeli. His wife.

Unknown_01: The Israeli cause and what's happening to them. His wife's Israeli. That's all she's good for. She's Israeli and she did the IDF, so you know what that means about her.

Unknown_12: Dude, I've been blue balling chat for like 30 fucking minutes. But listen, I'm never late or gay. I'm always on time.

2:29:30
Unknown_12: Now, okay, they did not react to the entire video. But you know who did react to the entire video? Hasan. That's right. Hasan gave his blessing to iDubbbz. Now, Hasan watches like 12 hours of fucking XQC style react shit every single fucking stream. So it's not that important. He definitely would watch hour long videos from my understanding of anything. But he did air the whole content cop on stream and agree with it. So let's cut to the live Hasan reaction to the content cop.

2:30:05
Unknown_03: This is an iDubbbz feed.

Unknown_05: It's important to remember that this is a living document and people can be removed or put onto it depending on how Ethan's feeling that day. You have this other tier of creators that exist below Hasan but are still anti-Ethan, but Ethan really doesn't want to bring your attention to these ones because is kind of unpopular, you know? A lot of them are famous. It's no coincidence that Ethan stays silent when these powerful, popular men are supporting Hasan. It's because Ethan is a coward. He's a bitch-made coward. I think Ethan has an unreasonable amount of respect for these comedians because they have power, they're quick, and I think he knows that they don't fuck with his ideology. But he's going to keep that to himself because the last thing that he wants to discover is that people that he respects and looks up to, they don't fuck with him.

2:30:41
Unknown_03: Bill Burr came on. It was like the worst fucking show. It was just horrible. That was like my lowest moment on podcast history. If you're only listening, you might notice that there is something conspicuously missing in this audio.

Unknown_12: Now, I want you to think about it. What could be happening on the screen that would correspond with this lack of turkroach noises? Could it be that Hasan Piker just fucking abandoned ship halfway through this video? Could it be that we're getting a live chair react from Hasan Piker's chair? I have it on good authority that iDubbbz smelled this seat. So getting the chair's attention, he'll settle for that. He'll settle for just a chair react from Hasan.

2:31:24
Unknown_12: just funny so yeah I don't know I don't know what he's doing bros you know I don't as far be it from me to defend h3 because I don't like him and he's a dickhead and he's a litigious dickhead but what the fuck And what's weird is that he's trading in such an old friendship for something that's so new. It's not like he's in really good friends with Hassan. And he has to choose, right? He just met this fucking guy. This is his first time getting to smell his chair or deep throat the lick spittle off of his microphone. So... There's no guarantee. They're not like real friends. And it's just bizarre, man. I can't even put myself in his shoes to understand what's happening.

2:32:09
Unknown_12: There is one thing I want to live react to. As I said, I've watched this two times over. I watched the first time and then I watched H3 react to about half of it. And I pulled out some clips that I thought were particularly interesting. Most of what the content cop is, is just him, you know, complaining about H3's opinions on Israel and how he's treated Hassan and so on and so forth. But there is one particular part that I have not seen because what happened is at the end of this video.

2:32:49
Unknown_12: He's just playing like clips of.

Unknown_12: of other creators, and it's like, I don't give a fuck. Oh, okay. So at the very end, he decides that he's going to show what moral high ground he stands on over H3. So even though he got all these Arabs together to shit on the Jew, to play a nice, fun game of kick the Jew, a family-friendly game across the United States, he decided at the end he's going to show that he's not doing a real content cop like the old days, because he's going to get all these people Including this living anthropomorphic pig in a blanket called Frogan, who is just disgusting. Just one of the most visually disgusting things I've ever fucking seen. They're all going to say something nice about H3. So they all spout off like, well, you know, he says what he wants and yada yada and so on. So like just empty fucking platitudes.

2:33:26
Unknown_12: Here's something interesting about this, by the way.

Unknown_12: He gets every single person in the cringe intro where they're dancing around, all of them together and doing the Fortnite dance and gets them all, all the people that you see in this video do a nice little thing about how much they, what they respect about H3. Except Hasan. Only Hassan could not spare 10 seconds to say even a single positive thing about that dirty fucking Jew and his bitch Jew IDF wife, child killing murderer wife could not even eke out a single fucking thing that he respected about, about him. Um, which is the silence is deafening. Like why even put that part into the fucking video if Hassan's not going to do it? Cause that's the ultimate own is for Hassan to like, to do the moral fag thing with them too. And it's like, well, it's so easy. I can do it. I respect the fact that, um, Ethan Klein is faithfully married to his wife and is bringing children together up in the same household with no fucking around. As far as I know, he's never cheated on Hila. Um, though he did. I say that he has brought like porn stars and shit on the H3 podcast, but

2:34:58
Unknown_12: his LA chat. You can't, you can't, he's not like a, you can't expect too much as far as I'll put it like this. I'll recover from that. As far as LA goes, he's doing a heck of a job, Brownie.

2:35:30
Unknown_12: Um, then there's one thing I cut it off here. I literally did not watch this. So you're going to get a live reaction after this, because there's one part that I want to show you, um, that I, I somehow miss what was apparently everybody's favorite part. Um, let's, So let's watch it together. If you don't know, H3 once did an apology video. And the guy on the right is a psychologist. The psychologist did a review of H3's video where he apologized and said, this is a very sincere apology. I gave it a 10 out of 10. H3 thought that was very funny. So he has repeatedly mentioned that he has given a 10 out of 10 apology. And he's kind of made jokes about that over the years. iDubbbz took that very serious and then went to this guy in this video to try and compel him

2:36:03
Unknown_12: to reduce his rating and the guy even though he flew out to washington to talk to this guy in person specifically to spite uh h3 in the most petty and vindictive way possible by getting a joke ruined by having this guy alter post hoc his score for this apology based on the context the guy refused the guy refused he said i stand by my 10 out of 10 rating I review my apologies based on only the apology itself and not the context. And I stand by that it was a 10 out of 10 apology. So he did all of that to try and do a humiliation ritual in H3. And the psychologist just said, no, I stand by it. And then at the end, supposedly something happens where Idubbbz accidentally felt himself talking to the psychologist. You ready? So I've never seen this. I don't know what to expect. It's about a minute long.

2:36:42
Unknown_04: It's really hard to be a couple online and see people attacking your partner. And it's like, OK, like if you come to their defense, that doesn't always help them. Right. Sometimes that makes it worse for them. And I have been kind of slipping.

2:37:20
Unknown_03: That is disgusting.

Unknown_12: He cares. She's ruined your life, bro. You're a shell. You're an empty shell of a person puppeted by this disgusting woman pretending to be a Lebanese Muslim, despite being a prostitute. And you're crying about how much she means to you. It's actually disgusting.

Unknown_12: Wow. Let's finish this off because I don't know what happens after this.

2:37:51
Unknown_03: To a very unhealthy place where it's gotten worse and worse and I get criticized more and more and I get more defensive and more pulled up. A feeling of almost infallibility that I could take anything on. It led me to make a lot of mistakes and then when I was criticized for those mistakes then I would act extremely defensive and nasty and not really processing them in a healthy way.

Unknown_12: Is that supposed to be like an own? Kind of like when I played that Carl Jobs thing where he's like, oh boy, wouldn't it be hilarious if I was the first person to lose a lawsuit to Billy Mitchell? Like kind of like a juxtaposition. Is that supposed to be like a juxtaposition where it's like, haha, I epically owned you with the content cop and now you look like a fool because you said this? Because otherwise I don't know what the fuck the point of that clip is. It's a very bad regardless, but it's bizarre.

2:38:33
Unknown_12: Yes, this music is throughout the video.

Unknown_12: So it's just such a blunder. And one of the things that H3 kept saying throughout his reaction is, like, I can't fucking believe that iDubbbz had the confidence to put this video out and think that it would have the intended impact. Or as I would say, the friggin' audacity. The friggin' audacity of this guy to come out swinging like this. Like... By the way, the comments, I tried to read the comments because I thought maybe there's some that are funny. All the comments are just like, wow, it sure has been a long time since the last content cop. None of them have anything to do with the video. Since the latest content cop, I've become addicted to drugs, got clean, got extremely fit at the gym, got a job, got promoted, relapsed for one year, lost everything and got clean again. I have gotten two degrees and three children. A huge day for leftists who were edgy teens in 2017.

2:39:40
Unknown_12: And it's just like absolutely nothing. Thank you for items for making a high school reunion in your comment section. Nice to see everyone again. Um, this is like the only real on topic stuff. This whole video is just what it feels like when you're 30 and you have uneducated friends who won't grow up.

Unknown_12: I don't know if that's like in support of I dubs or items himself, but there's a thing that H3 says in his video where he's, he's watching the cringe intro and he's trying to do like the buildup of like, he's the content copy. He's going to epically own H3 and H3 just says, um, Ian, you're not that person anymore. And it's so true. You're not that person. You are no longer the edgy cool guy on YouTube who's the content cop. You're a washed up guy pretending to be a boxer dating a prostitute. Married to a prostitute. You married a fucking whore.

2:40:15
Unknown_12: It's crazy that the background for this drama is actual war and genocide.

Unknown_12: 30 year olds acting like they are 16 I have no one I can talk to you can talk to this about to me you can talk to this with me some stuff about missing Joji it was a common sentiment

2:41:07
Unknown_12: Joji really knew the perfect time to fold his cards and leave. The only comments that I see about this are actually about the video. This is embarrassing.

Unknown_12: Oh, this one. It's crazy how both of these guys were my favorite YouTubers back in the day, and now they're two of the most insufferable people I've ever seen. This video has gotten 4.6 million views.

Unknown_12: Nothing happens in it. Nothing happens about it in chat.

Unknown_12: It's just not shit. Have I gotten through everything?

2:41:44
Unknown_12: Oh, no. I actually have a little update on Hasan. Immediately after this happened, and I guess Hasan was happy that iDubbbz was now... Now that iDubbbz had new loyalties, so he might have been happy. This kind of went viral on Twitter, just real quick.

Unknown_15: What?

Unknown_12: are you so this is a redact i think that this is the jewish guy that runs um or did a podcast with destiny i don't know if they still do a podcast i think they're split up at the moment because of events so hassan's reacting to um dan posting i would love to hang uh hassan piker post in 2012 i would love to hang in diddy's siroc entourage and trickle down bang everything thrown his way so he's reacting to this this is a real tweet that he had made what

2:42:37
Unknown_08: Are you denying going to a Diddy party?

Unknown_07: Of course I'm denying. This didn't happen. What are you talking about? Think.

Unknown_07: I walked into this like back, um, like sphere Epcot looking thing in the, in the back of like the house that P Diddy was renting for his and was throwing after parties at at Coachella. And they were playing like these crazy, like these crazy things for people who are high. Uh, not me, of course I was, uh, I had only eaten portobello mushrooms. And one of the images that they were playing was like this little girl, this like supposedly attractive, very young girl, um, like opening up a Christmas gift.

2:43:12
Unknown_13: What's in the box. What's in the fucking box.

Unknown_06: Oh my God. I did.

Unknown_12: This guy. This is just how they are, man. They want to get famous. You think this guy gives a fuck about socialism or Islam? He just wants to fuck as many underage girls as humanly possible. Just like the Prophet. Just like the Prophet Muhammad.

Unknown_12: And one other thing, one other thing that I feel needs a mention, because you know how I am.

2:43:58
Unknown_12: So a while back, I posted some videos about an old friend of the forum, and I talked about how it was a bad idea for this person to come back on the internet and try to live a drama-free life, because obviously you're not going to have a drama-free life when you are who you are.

Unknown_12: Well, Queen Kefal's decided that actually they are coming back and they're going to do drama.

Unknown_12: Stream announcements. I'm not back until the 22nd. All Ethan Klein hate postings are allowed in all channels for the next 48 hours. Have fun. Good luck. I'm busy having sex with a woman 14 years old older than me, but I'm friends with iDubbbz and his wife, so you all are my strongest soldiers. Me, when I pipe a nitroxantham and start posting in WiggleCord, nothing ever happens. I think it's a sleep aid. I think he's sleepwalking posting. Milf, I love milk. I hate Israel. Ah ha ha ha. My Ackles person made a typo dude unfoul. Oh, you can't see. Okay, here's the Kefl's tweets.

2:44:49
Unknown_12: Sorry, I didn't mean to deprive you of this. So this is Keffel's high on sleep aids, talking about how he hates Israel. And once again, his butt plugged by an older woman, probably a tranny also, is rushing to the side because I think Keffel sees this as his redemption. If only, if only there was something that Keffel's could do for Hassan Piker to just get a little, little of that magic dust from, crushed up in that sea of his if he could just get a little bit of that magic dust then he'll be back on top again so uh just in case i'm willing to bet i'll make a bet right here a thousand dollars

2:45:33
Unknown_12: I will bet $1,000 that Keffels will never be anywhere near Hasan Piker. That means, like, on the stream, sniffing the chair, filleting the microphone, never fucking happening. Even Hasan Piker's like, yeah, this frumpy, white, white in Italian quotes, troon with the cowboy ranch. No, thank you.

2:46:13
Unknown_22: No, thank you.

Unknown_22: And, um,

Unknown_12: chat. With the help of Sudafedrin, I have busted through one of the busiest weeks on the forum in its history in under three hours.

Unknown_12: I hope... I don't think I've missed... Oh, I don't have a Reddit segment.

Unknown_22: Ooh, I don't have a Reddit segment channel. Let's see...

2:46:58
Unknown_22: It was a great week.

Unknown_12: It was a great week.

Unknown_12: I've been enjoying this week.

Unknown_12: Is there like a Reddit post I can just yank off the...

Unknown_22: Off the, uh... Oh my god!

Unknown_12: Dude, I have to... I guess this was a late submission, but I'm never going to have a chance to use it, so... Let's shrink him down a little bit so he can see the URL. That's very, very cute. Who would need this?

2:47:33
Unknown_12: Good night, knight. I will give him the big sticker, because that's very fucking cute.

Unknown_22: Um...

Unknown_22: Oh, no, I did... I thought that was a Reddit post. It's not.

Unknown_22: I got the sentencing stuff right.

Unknown_12: Let me just skip just a little bit. See if I can find a Reddit post. I don't want to abandon you guys to the Super Chat segment just yet, because it's been such a good week. I'd like to spend a little bit more time streaming.

2:48:09
Unknown_12: I could just read more Patrick Tomlinson quotes. Here, you know what? This guy posted this.

Unknown_12: This is kind of cute. Kind of funny.

Unknown_12: But not at the same time. Don't get me wrong, chat.

Unknown_12: Okay. Someone posted this. Ricky's is now the official hot sauce of Kiwi Farms. And then Billy Mitchell personally liked this. So use code Sneed for 41% off. Billy Mitchell thought this was a banger. So he liked it. So I guess it's true now.

2:48:46
Unknown_12: Someone said they're going to send me a bottle of his hot sauce. And I'm due for a mail run soon. So I guess I'll get the hot sauce and then I'll compare it to Frank's. See how it holds up, Chet.

Unknown_12: It's nice to get an endorsement finally after all this time.

2:49:19
Unknown_22: I don't think I'm getting the Reddit segment today, Chet.

Unknown_22: Nope.

Unknown_12: Nope. Everybody's letting me down.

Unknown_12: Everybody's letting me down. You know what I can do? God, I feel so bad. I feel so bad just like leaving you guys high and dry. You know what? Let's pull a little emergency trick chat.

2:49:53
Unknown_12: Let's do this.

Unknown_12: I usually only do this once a year, but for this occasion, because I want to stream just a little bit longer, let's pull out Lipstick Alley. If you don't know, Lipstick Alley is effectively Black Kiwi Farms.

Unknown_12: And it can be very funny. So usually what I do is I just go to forums, right? And then I scroll around, and I usually pick a board that sounds fascinating to me.

2:50:33
Unknown_12: Allie CEOs. Ooh, that sounds fun.

Unknown_12: This is going to be some black business owners. Anyone selling on TikTok shop. Help me fix my mom's handmade business.

Unknown_12: Starting a product business during the era of Trump's tariffs.

Unknown_22: Have you made money off chat GPT yet? That sounds good. Okay, let's try this.

Unknown_12: Um, people make money telling other people how to make money. It's a tale as old as time. If you didn't make money off Amazon affiliate marketing, you won't make money with this either. It's just YouTubers selling a dream. If everyone typed in a prop to chat to BT and made them write shitty book, no one would buy it. They made the same videos about drop shipping and all the other side hustles. If anyone is making money off chat GPT, I guarantee they aren't posting videos about it, inviting competition.

2:51:05
Unknown_22: Now this is just hustling.

Unknown_12: I expected more funny stuff. Yes, I've been using it pretty much to do heavy lifting for my marketing consulting. There are plenty of ways to make money from ChatGPT if you're looking for a one-to-one solution. is a carbon copy of an assistant. Why do you need to automate in your business? That's how you make money off chat GPT. Think of it this way. It's a sales process. So if you, I wonder if like right now in our world, if you ask random people like for services, if you pay somebody like a business service, how much of what they're producing is just chat GPT.

2:51:38
Unknown_22: I want something funnier though.

2:52:12
Unknown_22: The Sanctuary? Oh, that's for religion stuff.

Unknown_12: Pimp Slap Forum. What the fuck?

Unknown_12: The Last Days Apostate in the Church. Rogue Ministers, Deacon, Reverends, and First Ladies here.

Unknown_22: Joseph Solomon.

Unknown_22: They're asking for the tea. Okay. Okay.

Unknown_22: Is there tea?

Unknown_22: Okay, fuck it. Let's go to the dating app thing again. That's the funniest one.

2:52:46
Unknown_22: The Trayvon Martin forum.

Unknown_12: That hasn't gotten any new posts since I last saw it.

Unknown_22: Where's the dating one?

Unknown_22: Afro-Caribbean forum.

Unknown_12: Black History Forum. I kind of want to read the front... Open Marriage Free Relationship?

Unknown_12: relationship free thoughts men usually use relationships as a platform each time I got involved with someone they preferred to launch and basically treated me like I was the one who was baggage I come from a prominent family and quite frankly it took me time to realize my real worth notice how Clooney didn't really marry until Amal came along and ended up suddenly campaigning for the presidency and his PR talked about how Amal would be useful in getting him into politics Then there is the fact that when women somehow break away, men want to land them and start promoting themselves. Men who marry royal women—she's a royalty, Chad— insist on whining about supporting their spouse as emasculating them, and so many do level up via marriage and complain all the time about feeling diminished. Men have often sought to marry high-level women as a way of self-promotion, and we all know— And we all know how certain types of women are married only because they're suitable enough in their eyes. Men refuse to see the connection between success and good behavior because they are not held to the same standards. Dude, this is why black women, black, white male, black female marriages have like a 20% divorce rate, which is like less than half of all other partnerships. Um, cause they know, they know that they would have to date a black man. And that is like the worst fucking thing in the entire planet. Um,

2:54:20
Unknown_12: women are sad to me settling for the dumbest men who don't amount to shit my sister and her man have been living with his mom for some years now with multiple kids recently found out her man bought himself a tesla they still live with his mom along with the kids he's a manager but yet all he does outside of work is play video games ridiculous yet this dude was cheating on her last year and while i understand divorce can be expensive i'd much rather pay up than stay with a man who embarrasses me and doesn't prioritize right The red flags were there since day one, and this isn't the first time he cheated or wasted his money. I wouldn't put my kids through shit like that. Bro, it's rough. It's rough. It's rough on the hood.

2:55:00
Unknown_12: What's this one?

Unknown_12: Um, I had friends in the past deal with abusive and nasty boyfriends come around to me to trauma dump and gossip. Had me go to their house in the middle of the night to deescalate their fighting only for them to go back. Not even 24 hours later, 10 out of 10. It's always a pick me a pick me. Oh my God. To like self-love in the room, please. Don't intervene next time. You're putting your life in danger by being in proximity to they mans. Pick me women are dangerous to other women since they put their men above everything else. This includes their women and children. I'm tired of reading stories for women. Dude, it's rough. It's rough out there in the black dating market. You could be friends with somebody dating a black man and end up dead. They've seen it. They've all seen this with their own eyes and they know.

2:55:37
Unknown_12: Tragic.

Unknown_12: Uh, okay. All right. That'll suffice. I think that'll suffice. My takes on black dating, black relationships, chat. Um, so super chat segment, you can do the super chats on rumble, um, dot com slash C slash Matthew net or XMR chat slash Maddie.

2:56:10
Unknown_12: Uh, and let's do it. Chat. I'm very warm right now because of the, uh, it was warm in my room.

Unknown_22: Oh, it's not on this.

Unknown_22: Sorry, I forgot how to read my own Super Chats.

Unknown_12: All right. Sneak Cricket for 540 says, I saw that Sam Hyde retweeted Spicy Spick Catboy Fuentes on the site formerly known as Twitter. Sam wore the song to Medani, didn't he? Also good work keeping the site up and running throughout all the happenings. Thank you. It was a very timely update, even though it broke some stuff. But yeah, I'm happy about the site's performance.

2:56:51
Unknown_12: Yeah, he sure enough is retweeting Nick Fuentes again.

Unknown_12: austin metcalf was jewish trump would have said something about him yeah i guess that doesn't seem like a very controversial take i guess somehow he wants to be buddies with nick fuentes i'm not surprised he already was they showed up together they did that uh ronald mcdonald activation q anon video together uh kurt eichenwald anime masturbator for five says glorious q emperor 4chan is kill i repeat 4chan is kill this is not a drill i heard i heard thank you

2:57:28
Unknown_12: Porklack for two says, why are all your enemies white and like two Asians? And you have so many pleasant stories about your dealings with the Browns. Hmm. Cause I don't live around them is why. Um, as far as why my, all my enemies are white, black people don't get on the Kiwi farms. Generally they get on lipstick alley. That's why. Uh, porklack for two says, why are the, Oh, here, sorry. Uh, bunker housing for five says finally time for some content. Also remember to buy olive oil for popcorn. Again, usually get a spray. So it keeps the, uh, the salt on better.

Unknown_12: Thank you. Dragoons for five says autistic Thunderdome is the best Thunderdome or the best dome as a controversial take. I'm not, I'm not going to opine. Humble Guardsman for 10 says, hello, Evelina. Ooh, which is a quote from a meme that I know of. Thank you. Space Allen for 50 says, ham jam. Thank you, Space Allen. I appreciate it very much. Kiwi Friend for 50 says, hey, or sorry, one Kayla even. Maybe, if you want to swing that way. Hey, no, long time no see. Lots of stuff happened. Wanted to let you know that you're the best, and Friday's my favorite day because of your streams. Be well, my friend. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Such kind words. Where's Bun Bun for 20 says, I missed the paranormal board. Here's 20 to buy some peppermint tea or whatever, little bro. I don't drink tea. I'm caffeine free at the moment. I'll use this to buy a monster next time I go out so I can imbibe my monster again.

2:58:40
Unknown_12: Thank you. 11th Circuit for two says, I wish everyone except Nick Riccata a very happy Good Friday. That's mean. He needs all the encouragement he can get right now.

Unknown_12: The false copy of Sunder for Five says, I am a new user from 4chan and the Kiwi Farms is great so far. When scrolling threads, there seems to be a disturbing lack of black penis. Let me know where I can report this issue to your site. You had me in the first half. I'll give you that.

2:59:12
Unknown_12: It's true. There's very little BBC on the Kiwi Farms. black star sneed for 10 says thanks for everything josh especially the help with my account last night been a star fan since 2019 it's been a wild ride can't believe it's been almost half a decade since the corn harvest um he had an issue that drove me fucking crazy his account could not upload any attachments and i discovered it was because um the update broke something where if you upload attachments it creates a duplicate and for that hang with no post attached for a little while before they get automatically deleted and if you have a hundred of those then you can't upload any more files it was literally driving me insane though uh sneed fiend for five says in glory forest just finished uh in the glory forest uh not from eglon are you what's funny is that everyone is like so schizophrenic about eglon air force base and i grew up there I literally lived in Valparaiso for like five plus years and Eglin Air Force Base, like the road to commute to Eglin passed right next to my house. And it was probably like a 10, 15 minute drive. And everybody in Niceville worked at Eglin. That was like the entire reason that town existed. So it's very weird to hear people talk about Eglin as if it's like a boogeyman. It's like, I lived right there. I even remember one time George W. Bush flew into Florida for his, um,

3:00:05
Unknown_12: For re-election. His re-election campaign. And Air Force One flew over my house. And I happened to be outside when that happened. And Air Force One is so fucking massive. That it legit blotted out the sun. And left me in darkness. And I looked up like, what the fuck is that? It was like the loudest sound I'd ever heard. It was like a proper Super Max Boeing 747. Blotting out the fucking sun. Like only a couple... A couple feet above my head because we were so close to the base, the runway was like right there. So there would be F-35s flying overhead all the fucking time, shaking the house and shit.

3:00:46
Unknown_12: And yeah, it was crazy. It was crazy to see a Air Force One like that.

3:01:17
Unknown_12: Awaken34 for one says, at first I wasn't going to send money as I don't get paid until next week, but after hearing Google eat shit, I feel compelled to. Thank you. I appreciate it. Sergeant Wizard Fist for five says, Josh, you are too high energy today. It's scaring me. I know. I guess I'll be high energy all throughout allergy season. I don't know what to tell you.

Unknown_12: Shrotsville Knoll for five says, hey, hello, chat. Let me have a sip of water. Oh, geez, you're dismissed. I don't know what that means. It's like the three different things that I say at different times, but it's mashed together. Bordere for five says, Graf says he's trying to buy fortune and federated thoughts. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

3:01:55
Unknown_14: Oh, good joke.

Unknown_12: No.

Unknown_12: I don't think that, actually. Uh, David S eight, seven, seven for 25 says, how much is it going to cost you to wear the Bucky's beaver outfit for your first published photo? A lot, buddy. I don't even know if I don't think you're having to give me enough to afford the Bucky's outfit. Thank you.

Unknown_12: DaleGribble6945 says, Josh, if you're still having tech issues, may I recommend getting a hot young dude to help fix the website, preferably one with a love for pro wrestling? I have intentionally been avoiding PWR because I know he's like a pet, a homegrown fascination of certain other peoples. And I'm trying not to put the eye of Sauron on him just yet.

3:02:38
Unknown_12: Alathia for 10 says, thanks Josh. Thank you. I appreciate it. Uh, so Mulligan two for five says, here's something that is mildly interesting. Filipino movie, Bob clone and game show obsessed cow, Corey Anato doing some dance.

Unknown_22: Okay. Let's see it.

Unknown_22: Um, let's see it. I said nervously. Oh, you linked to something wrong, bro.

3:03:18
Unknown_22: Yeah, you cut off your... Oh, I can find it. Okay, here we go.

Unknown_12: I wasn't expecting him to start moving at all. I was like, the fact that he broke out into a little dance took me by surprise, actually. TetraX for $50. It says, rare hopium W stream. Life is good sometimes. It is indeed. It's a good Friday, so that's why it's so good. Thank you.

3:03:54
Unknown_12: Foxes for $5. It says, please do not deadname Anissa Joma's husband. Oh, sorry, not iDubbbz. I mean Ian Jomha.

Unknown_12: The Ghost of 4chan for $2.85 says, Total Janhi Death. Seekalother for $10 says, I did tell you that the Chinese naming children after yourself and your elders is a sign of disrespect. I believe Genghis Khan's father named him after an enemy he defeated to insult said enemy.

3:04:28
Unknown_12: That's funny.

Unknown_12: Seekalother for $10 says, I understand giving your children a very common name to protect them from being doxxed. If you ever consider a name change, I recommend using the name Zack Pradle. I don't think I'll be taking that suggestion, but thank you. Anime Extremist for two says, if you reach a financial goal to checks, can we get an anime review? I want to hear your review of Friarin. I haven't seen it yet, but I've heard it's really good and super racist. Hashtag anime right. Well, presumably almost everybody except you will be donating for the actual website and not for anime reviews. I think I said that my price for an anime review would be $1,000 per hour, and it can't be weird sex shit.

3:04:59
Unknown_12: Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's what I said. Mouse Cop 5 for 10 says, Feezer started out as a Nick Fuentes stan. When Fuentes didn't give him the attention he wanted, he swapped to being Nick Fuentes' biggest A-log. Then later, he sucked the Fuentes dick again. Truly pathetic. Yeah, that is fucking gross, bro. I don't even know why he bothers. Just quit. Nobody cares. Nobody's going to miss you, bro. Just fucking give up.

Unknown_12: Thank you, Billy. Scene Feeding for 1 says, Carl Jobs will be eating nothing but Weet-Bix for the rest of his life. Maybe he can get some hot sauce on those Weet-Bix to spice them up a bit. Mad Claw 95 for 5 says, no, Stocker Child, you will take my donut. Enjoy pizza. Ooh, don't tempt me. Don't tempt me. I might have some extra calories today for reasons.

3:05:39
Unknown_12: Scott Jonesy for 1 says, Nick is not serving jail time. It is deferred as long as he complies with probation. YouTube lawyers aren't good lawyers. If they were, they'd not be on YouTube. I said that. I don't think I missed that point. I did talk about the deferred sentence. I don't know if you just didn't wait for that or something.

Unknown_12: JP Triggerpull for $50 says, Jersh starts his anime board in a week before 4chan's is killed. What did he know, chat? Also, fantastic episode. Thank you. Thank you very much.

3:06:14
Unknown_12: I don't know. It was good timing to have the forum updated the day before so that it could handle more traffic. I'm very pleased with how people... I did my whole spiel before, but I'm really happy about how people are given the sight of chance. And, you know, the people that that post on image boards, they hate me, bro. They really hate me. We're not at risk of like a 4chan takeover or anything. They really fucking despise me. They would not want me involved in anything they like.

3:06:45
Unknown_12: tb deluxe for five says what is ricada's shitty snake tat is a secret map or what if it is is what he went to say is a secret map of the candy ohio county jail like that prison break show they can't hold him josh he's too smart it's true he got all the blueprints and he tattooed the the layout of the prison into his uh into his skin so that he can he can break out eventually another service not a day on the first day he'll be breaking out

Unknown_12: MH Dark Law for two says, given the letters that Robert, Kayla, and Megan Fox sent, you would have thought that Nick was being sentenced to 20 years in prison. Here's hoping the body cam footage. Yeah, I didn't even read those. There were a couple letters that they sent in asking for a reduced sentence, but it's just like, three days is honestly about right. Like, let's show that this is serious, that there is loss of freedom as a potential consequence of continued action. You don't get to just dabble. You don't get to make fun of the entire county and get away with it.

3:07:41
Unknown_12: They went easy on those little saying.

Unknown_12: Yes, they will stack.

Unknown_12: He's spoiling something that I haven't announced yet. That's true.

Unknown_12: I never watched Andy Worski, though, so I don't have like a frame of reference for his timeline.

Unknown_12: Dragoons for five says that corn stream was hysterical. It's the first time I heard the term sperm burper. That's pretty fucking gnarly, bro. It was pretty funny. I was there. I know. Blind Oracle for $50 says corn is making blue waffle a reality for Jim's cancer AIDS.

3:08:20
Unknown_12: What does that mean? Is there some kind of like silver byproduct that she's fermenting in her body to like cure his cancer AIDS? I don't even know what you're saying. Don't even want to know what you're saying, bro. Thank you. Checkpost references. The Kiwi farms lifestyle brand has me white hot. That's a PWR reference. I believe. Peter Thiel for 1887 says, I've recently found your form quite entertaining. Monetization schemes seem promising. Would you be open to series A or seed round? Sure, buddy. Whatever you got. Thank you. Devious Davey for two says, Devious Davey for two. Thank you, Devious Davey. Melon Salt for one says, can we get a suffer horse suffer, Josh?

3:08:51
Unknown_12: Do I have that clip still? Oh, my God.

Unknown_12: Let's see. Just for old time's sakes.

Unknown_22: videos is in here no I don't think I have this I would say now it's time to beat a dead horse and I had a little animation for it I got to use like twice before she she dipped but I can't just say suffer horse suffer

3:09:41
Unknown_12: Though now I can't separate it from how PPP says it. I used to say it a different way. Now I'm brain rotted and the absence has made me forget how to say it.

Unknown_12: Anime Extremist for one says, as a member of the VTuber VTubing enthusiast community, I strongly disavow this is not normal. This is not okay. I'm telling you, bro. We're going to get the best of everything, and all the Lolicons can just go to Mark's website. I'm okay with that compromise. I don't need 5,000 posts an hour about Lolicon. Foxes for five says, but Jersh, you're my Oshie, finger touches. Thank you. So flattering.

Unknown_12: Awaken3442 says, unrelated, but ever heard of a game series called Ace Combat? If so, which is your favorite minus five? I have never played any of them. I know what they are, though. Ron Berger says, I've been doing my part to onboard the 4chan refugees by inviting them to a DM chain. They've been very appreciative of the warm welcome and your neighbor words being spammed. Pay piggies will be yours. My man is laying out the turf for me. What a hero.

3:10:17
Unknown_12: Sneeda Standing for 5 says, the animu is corrupting New Jersey. Also, someone was standing outside Nick's courthouse in a clown wig.

Unknown_12: Really? This better be real.

3:10:52
Unknown_22: Oh my god.

Unknown_12: Oh my god, that is funny. I'm gonna zeet this right now, bro.

Unknown_22: Let's see.

Unknown_22: A clown was in attendance at Kandiyohai Court for the sentencing.

Unknown_12: Okay, and I'll also link to the- this is how I shill my sites yet.

Unknown_12: Where is this link? Bam. Copied the link.

3:11:24
Unknown_12: Bam. Awesome. That is some good content, Chad.

Unknown_12: That is very funny. Thank you. BananaPlugs45 says, Happy Easter, Josh. You're my favorite non-Slav always. Just arrived at my in-laws after three hours of driving. Time to eat. What food from Easter Europe do you miss? Lamb.

Unknown_12: I was lucky enough to have a real Irish Easter dinner. And I had never, I don't think I've ever had lamb before then. And it was very good. I really enjoyed my dinner.

3:11:55
Unknown_12: Ireland is awesome.

Unknown_12: It sucks that they're going through some shit right now.

Unknown_12: Spinglecat for Tinsa. Since 4chan is dead, I randomly got reminded of He Will Not Divide Us. Okay, let's see. If this is a racist message, report them.

Unknown_16: Hello?

Unknown_21: Yo, Pimpy, what's up, bro?

Unknown_16: Hello?

3:12:30
Unknown_16: Pimpy. See, another racist message. They're spreading racist messages. You guys know exactly what this is. You guys in these chat rooms, stop doing this. From Melbourne, Australia, we have... What did you have to say? I...

Unknown_16: Is this like a gay furry?

Unknown_12: This is like a gay black furry. Bro, you don't see many, like, black weirdos like this, but when you do, they're, like, properly fucking weirded out. Like, the black people who manage to have, like, white autism are, like, full fucking retard. It's kind of amazing.

3:13:06
Unknown_12: Thank you. Laserdiscspinman for three says, at Laserdiscspinman, pouring one out for 4chan for all the memes and good times. At the same time, I feel this wasn't going to end any other way. It's just sad, man. Sad. I mean, it's one of those things where it's like, you have this asset.

Unknown_12: Why would you not take care of it? Why would you not want it to be its best self? You know what I mean? Why would you not want to reinvest into it and make it better? It's unimaginable to me. And it's sad because it's a cultural artifact of the internet.

3:13:42
Unknown_12: Monero Monkey for two says, how does it feel to be Elon's peer as one of the last two white website owners?

Unknown_12: Feels great. Let me tell you. It feels great. Logistical Nightmare for 10 says, happy Easter weekend, Josh. Great show as always. Thank you very much. Appreciate it. Prep Boy Rick for 10 says, Good Friday indeed. A blessing from the Lord on this day. The corn hardest has started far earlier than expected and the milk is the sweetest cream. Racket's got out of streaming today after all. He's not going right to jail. It's after if he flex up probation. If he does stream, I would be shocked. He might stream and try to co-explain the sentence.

3:14:16
Unknown_12: Thank you. Mr. Manchester pretends as I like the 4chan refugees. They're all really just want a place to talk about stuff. That would be great to see them breathe some life into the off topic boards, buy them some dog food with this $10. I agree. I, the off topic boards are underappreciated, but the thing about the off topic boards is that if you want the site to do well, You know, there were times where we had no real locale content for like months at a time. Like when Chris was slow and the site was new, it would be months before anything happened, anything worth talking about. So if during those slow periods, not every week is going to be this week, but during those slow periods, there are places people can still post on the site. That's good. That's good for the health of the site. And popular things are popular. You know, if a site's slow and you have space for X, Y, Z, it doesn't matter. But if things are popular, then they stay popular.

3:14:51
Unknown_12: Uh, red eyes, black dragon for two says, what if you own four changers? You could, if you really wanted, um, probably not. I probably can't afford it, but if I was being paid to deal with it, I could do it. We're dear for five says re 4chan soft banning. I remember when people started thinking YouTube was shadow banning and people were really mad and comparing it to Chai comm comparing it to Chai comm censorship. Now every site is a hundred times worse. That makes me sick. Yeah. It's, it's, it's called discouraging, but it's, um, or it used to be called the hell banning.

3:15:31
Unknown_12: uh red eyes black dragon for two says you should metal detect to find more silver coins that's a lot of time investment to find to maybe have a chance of finding something uh coley dante for 10 says i used to think that funny people can't restrain it the jokes just slip out and you can't restrain them but i does hasn't said anything funny in six years my worldview is crumbling that's because of his he's on s's her eyes bro he's like a different person Thank you. The ghost of low tax for one says the most annoying thing about 4chan is me. How to me is how easily it would be to improve the site. Just doing minor changes like banning Twitter screen cap threads would drastically improve the site's quality.

3:16:06
Unknown_12: Yeah, I agree. I covered that. I agree. But it applies for 10 says you mentioned Hila Klein and I instantly hear a certain 10 seconds of installables clip that has gun sounds. Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. I did play it. Stupid fuck for one says they finished doing gas line for my house, but there's still fucking port-a-potty in front of the house next door. It's 80 degrees today.

3:16:36
Unknown_12: Gross. So I hear that tech controller for $20 says what's even grosser about no warning towards Ethan is the, one of the H3 crew is set to box and creator clash three plus H3 audience was the one of the largest audience groups for career class. Yeah. He covers that. He said like when he went to creator clash, it felt like an H3 fan meetup because everyone there was also a fan of H3. So yeah, He's really cut himself out from under his own knees.

Unknown_12: Thank you. George Floyd for 20 says, I saw a fat loser wearing Teddy Fresh H3 merch in public. It was like voluntarily wearing a sign wearing, please rob me. I have money and I'm stupid. It is not Ethan Klein merch. It is Hila Klein merch. She has her own fashion line called Teddy Fresh.

3:17:08
Unknown_12: But yeah, it's very pastel. I guess it looks okay, but I don't know.

Unknown_12: Steno, for one, says, iDubbbz looks like a gay skinhead. It's true. He has these very, like, like his, uh, the inner most of his eyebrows are, like, so narrow, they, like, lock into each other, and it just makes him look perpetually fucking angry and sad.

Unknown_12: For dear, for two, says, read iDubbbz. I think he's courting Twitch lefties because it's not YouTube right-oids, and he's too ashamed of his old content on YouTube. Same with Creator Class, and he might be playing on that. Now, um... I think that he was fine with his relationship with H3, but Aniza did the whole, I'm a Muslim and I'm super oppressed and you can't be friends with the Zionist pig anymore. We, we, we, we, and then he didn't have a choice.

3:17:47
Unknown_12: But now plugs for, he says George Miller fucking one by distancing himself from those two killing off the pink guy universe. Yeah. Joji is great, man. His music kicks ass. Um,

Unknown_12: Yeah, his music is great.

Unknown_12: I don't find this a hard choice. I would pick Jews.

3:18:21
Unknown_12: I hope that one day Jews in the United States start getting anti-immigrant sentiment.

Unknown_12: Not just the Turks and Arabs, but the Mexicans. They tend to side with the Turks and the Arabs because they're that same color of brown. And because they have like that air anti-imperialist shit that they're like obsessed about. Um, I, I honestly hope that the pendulum swings with Jews and they start like realizing that only the Christians tolerate them and don't actively want to kill them. Uh, Barolo Furman for two says, have a nice Easter and good Friday. Thank you. Appreciate it. Uh, Steve cricket for three says I happened across the Bible versus quite fitting for today's verdict and good Friday. Rikita said to him, truly, I say to you, Ralph, that this very night before a rooster crows, you Ralph will deny me three times. You stumbled across one of the most famous Bible verses. I mean, I guess maybe this is like the anachronistic where it's like it's about Ralph and Arcata. Maybe. Bunker Housing for three says there should be a version of that Hila clip where it's Ida shooting Ethan. Yeah, right. He wishes.

3:19:30
Unknown_12: Crypto Hag for 1897 specifically says, are you growing any plants yet in your new home? Will we get a banana pepper V2? Have a happy Easter weekend. No, not yet. Because I'm just kind of floating around at the moment. Thank you.

Unknown_12: Colgate Dante for 20 says, I rate iDubbbz's Humiliation Ritual a 10 out of 10. He could not be more contemptible by any measure. Truly the peak of the art of being pathetic. Yeah, it's kind of amazing that he branded it a content cop too, because now it's like you're going to have millions of people see what a fucking loser freak you are.

3:20:01
Unknown_12: Thank you. Ion is truly, and then there is a Catbox file.

Unknown_12: Oh, my God. I don't understand this meme. It just says the raped with like the full house font or something. I don't know. I don't get that. I don't get the meme. He's not been raped. He's just cuckold himself voluntarily to an easy. He chose this. He didn't even get like forced upon him.

Unknown_12: George Floyd for one says all these obnoxious Palestinian supporters make me lean towards supporting Israel. Tell me about it. I've already been Israel's greatest ally for my entire life. And now I have to find ways to keep upping my own world record in terms of being the greatest ally that Israel has.

3:20:32
Unknown_12: Agent Tech Support for 10 says nothing. Thank you, Agent Tech Support, very much. I appreciate it. Gump Gump for 10 says, you forgot to mention that Idub's defending 9-11 because Hassan is more passionate about American imperialism. I did. I completely forgot. One of the only things that he, like, he goes out on a true fucking limb where he says that Hassan Piker said that America deserved 9-11. And then Idub legitimately goes, but Ethan, you forgot to mention the history of American imperialism and genocide. It's like... It's innocent people working in a fucking building that do office shit. They destroyed it to try and send a message to American capitalism and shit, bro. There were no politicians in there. There were no important people that died. For some reason, all the important people weren't at work that day, bro. There's no way to justify it.

3:21:12
Unknown_12: Blackstar Sneed for one says, I gave 10 bucks earlier, so please show this. Okay. Oh, dude, I can't show that. It's called GuntSucking.gif, and it's the microphone thing with the Ethan Ralph Gunt wiggling in front of it. And it's actually so gross that I'm afraid that I can't actually show that because it does look like genuinely pornographic. So I'm going to edge on this out of caution and not show it.

3:21:52
Unknown_12: Lilanthia for two says, the only correct answer to who is your Oshii is null. That's right. That's completely accurate. Bunker Housing for three says, is there a board where we can discuss and study certifications? Internet and technology, I would imagine.

Unknown_12: Or self-sufficiency if it's like actual job stuff and not tech. Baldo Peckins for five says, does Lipstick Alley have a George Droid thread? No, I guess you could make one if you really wanted to. Not even numerals for $50 says, nice show. Well, thank you very much. Not even numerals. I'm glad you enjoy it. Sindo, for once, says Anime Sucks is probably happy that O. Janney's got phone books.

3:22:24
Unknown_12: He's going to send them the farting dragon pics in the mail. They're going to wake up and pull off their bed sheets, and there's going to be like a thousand farting dragon pictures under the covers at their feet, and they're going to scream.

Unknown_12: Hamster for 10 says, I forgot that it was Maddie today, so I just came here just in time for Super Chats. I wanted to say hello to everyone. Hello, Hamster. You missed a good stream. We're going to take it back. Got to wind it back. Speak of the devil and he shall appear. Anime Socks Cope and Sneed for 5 says, Nah, I don't care, lol. Tell Solidus I own them on O. By the way, did Kennedy get killed because McNamara was starting up his defense intelligence agency? Kennedy was killed because he was trying to remonetize the silver coin, bro.

3:22:57
Unknown_12: don't get it twisted uh hydro this is a hard name to read green on green hydro fluoro olefin for five says here's my contribution to your fund to purchase 4chan hope your days go nice happy easter grand sweeper write hiroyuki say pay this guy 144 000 a year with medicine with eyes and ears

3:23:48
Unknown_12: Um, thank you. Laser Gator.

Unknown_12: That's a weird name for two says, uh, we were originally stationed at Holbert field and my roommates asked what, what a burger you worked at the one in Dustin. I worked in the one right next to the Dustin beach. mad archive 505 for two says I volunteer to print out the mail rackets and mail rackets the updates on his title he's in the clink I'm not endorsing anything you can do what you want I have no opinion bunker housing for three says we're not going to get us some JF Garoppi content also not today no I'm going to probably do that next week depending on how that week goes I've not forgotten about it though cranky chunky K for five says nothing thank you very much Green22222222 for five says, should I frame the pardon certificate Drumpf gave me or would it scare away the hoes?

3:24:29
Unknown_12: If you have a certificate of pardon from the J6 shit, you should frame that for sure. Don't even cheap out on it. Get like a big frame. Get like a frame that's filled with like argon and is like airtight and has UV resistant glass and shit. So you got to hang that like on the mountain. Like it's a piece of paper, right? But you need one of those frames that has like a border inside the frame that's like twice as big. So it fits up like a full mantle length and get like a really kitsch, ornate gold border. Argon that shit and seal it up and put it over your mantle. And when the bitches walk in, you point at it and say, I was arrested and pardoned by Donald J. Trump personally.

3:25:10
Unknown_12: That's what I would do.

Unknown_12: Be the background of all my streams. Asino for 10 says for the lack of gamba content and then there's a link let's check it out I have a feeling this is going to be quite long your cat can have the same mental problems as you that's cute I mean it's cute but it's sad he's hopelessly addicted to the gamba Three cat pilot for 20 says humble request for next time. More tranny tears, coping and standing over the British W. Oh, fuck.

3:25:52
Unknown_12: I did. I forgot all the responses like threatening to kill JK Rowling and shit. That's a loss. You're right. That's a lost opportunity. I wish I had thought of that.

Unknown_12: Thank you.

Unknown_12: Anime Extremist for once says, I was talking about Pantsu, not Shondo. Shondo says edgy stuff as part of her personality. What she said in the clip was not a good look, and I don't like it. Bro, she wears a pacifier. Her character talks like a fucking toddler and wears a pacifier. Get your fucking head checked.

3:26:25
Unknown_12: Shondo's mom died recently, too, and she's talked about mental health problems in her family, although I don't really watch her. I generally feel bad for her.

Unknown_12: I mean... I'd feel bad for her if she wasn't a lollicon with a pacifier in her mouth talking like a retard. Like, stupid is as stupid does.

Unknown_12: Crispy Legs for five says, happy Good Friday. Thank you. I appreciate it. Happy Good Friday. Light Roast for one says, Josh doesn't know who Blue Waffles are. I know what Blue Waffles are, bro. I know what they are. I don't know who Blue Waffle is, but I know what it is. Monero Monkey for five says new perks available with crypto. Yes, I'll have to do that manually still, but I don't know if I maybe I can set up something automatic since I'm in a productive mood. Maybe I can do that.

3:26:57
Unknown_12: Haramberger for two says between his IBS and trailer park aesthetics, Ian now has both track marks and skid marks. Gross, bro. He does look like the trashiest fucking person I ever lived, though. 3.8 million sub YouTube channel. Use your screenshot of the 4chan source on the KF Twitter at 3.05 and a KF screenshot at 3.09.

3:27:32
Unknown_21: Really? Who? I know Turkey Tom cited us quite a bit with his recent video about Tommy Tudor.

Unknown_12: Oh, yeah. This is Cobbs on the thread. And it shows at 3.08. Oh, that is 3.08. And then what?

Unknown_12: Three Oh five short little video. Oh yeah. He didn't show the Twitter account though. What a dickhead. He took my, he didn't even download the zip file. He just took my screenshot and I know that's my screenshot because it's a number one. It looks exactly how I had it, but also that's breeze from, I use Katie on arch when I took this just to, just to make sure I have my cred when I'm talking about the four channels, I gotta let the four channels know that I'm, I am using arch as a matter of fact.

3:28:03
Unknown_12: Apparently it's a G meme that KDE crashes with a K. I'm not that cool yet.

Unknown_12: Okay.

Unknown_12: Okay, that's cool. I'm glad people are acknowledging us. I wish that he would have just included the actual Z instead of the screenshot. The normalization is happening, chat. By the way, I have a special hamster also made by that guy that pissed people off. But I'm going to be using this as a little dancer for the string, too, because I like it. Now, here's the deal. I have three different outro songs picked. And I picked my one because I wanted something 4chan-like that reminded me of 4chan. So I had two options and then I added a third at the last second. So this was option A.

3:28:39
Unknown_12: Which should be familiar to some people. That is... Oh, fuck. Right before the instruments.

3:29:17
Unknown_12: That is... Option A, Winds of Nocturne. This was option B.

Unknown_12: To the impossible, see the invisible, roll, roll, fight the power, touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable, roll, roll, fight the power.

Unknown_23: Which is Libera Me From Hell by Gurren Langen.

Unknown_12: But I feel like the weebs got too much this stream. So you know what? We're taking it back to our roots. I'll see you guys next week. Have a great Easter weekend. Thank you very much for watching. Thank you very much for your support.

3:29:53
Unknown_12: I had a great time. Until next time, take it easy. Bye-bye.

Unknown_24: Let's do it. Let's go back. Back where? Back to a website. Let's go back to a website. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Back to a website. You can log on, log on, log on, log on to your favorite website. Dot com, dot com, dot com, dot com. Oh, that website.

3:30:28
Unknown_24: I was scrollin' down to the local HTML Gettin' kinda nifty on the side Well, what do I see? A W times 3 Edit.com times 25 Let's go back to a website Come on, come on, come on, come on Back to a website Log on, log on, log on, log on Different websites Not just the same for websites. On your phone, your phone, your phone, your phone. Phone, your phone, your phone, your phone. Let me get, let me get, let me get, let me get,

Unknown_24: Let me get that head counter.

3:31:11
Unknown_24: Oh, look at all those hits. Let me sign that guest book. Nobody's going to sign my guest book. Let me join your web ring. Can you really trust these people? Let me see that links page.

Unknown_23: Hey, man, can you link to my website?

Unknown_24: Let me get that side map. What is a side map? Anyway... Nobody in the history of the internet ever clicked on the side map. Let's go back to the website. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Back to the website. You can log on, log on, log on, log on to your favorite website. Yuck off, yuck off, yuck off, yuck off. Oh, that website. Back to the website.

3:31:43
Unknown_23: Back to the website. Back to the website. Back to the website.

3:32:22
Unknown_24: Dot com.

Unknown_23: Dot com.