Local Beef - Mad at the Internet March 28th, 2025 2025-03-28

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Unknown_13: Ain't no fun if your girl don't go.

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Unknown_27: the freeway singing hey mr. DJ

Unknown_12: I hate this so much.

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Unknown_27: it abruptly ends I was I was grooving to the music had a nice flow

Unknown_19: chat it is the end of march we are already four months in for 2025 almost um well actually one quarter a whole quarter of the entire year gone already

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Unknown_19: If you're only listening, that was a nice little remix video featuring content from someone named Zoe. Today is a special episode.

Unknown_19: I have, in advance, prepared an ensemble cast of content from the forum. I have literally never once spoken about. I have tried to assemble as many people as I reasonably think I can fit into a single episode. And it's going to be very light touch introductions, kind of discovering things together. I'm not an expert by any means on any of these people. It's not like a Ralph.

Unknown_19: It's not like a Ralph where I now know every detail about why he likes to stick his thumbs in people's assholes.

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Unknown_19: There are so many threads on the forum that so many people are very fond of that I just never try to look into because I don't know anything about them. I'm going to try to break that today. I'm going to try to break that today because today is a special day, Chet. Today is a shill day.

Unknown_19: After a long time, I am finally on Locals.

Unknown_19: And so, because it is a significant risk on behalf of locals, and because I have not had my Gumroad money, it's actually tragic, because I factored in my Gumroad money when I moved back to the United States. So that part of my budget has just been gone for the last couple of months, for a quarter of the year, mind you.

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Unknown_19: So if you want to go to, if you're a Gumroad person, or if you want to watch exclusive Mad at the Internet stuff, I'm going to try to commit to the once-a-month schedule moving forward again. I was doing pretty good before I got banned from Gumroad.

Unknown_19: But it's maththeaternet.locals.com slash support for the monthly. If you're on Rumble, you can click the Join button below the video, or you can go to matimatty.live slash donate at the top of the page. I would like to see a full recovery of that page as quickly as possible. Um, just for my own personal fucking sanity, because, um, just to kind of get into it, uh, one thing that happened that I was actually not really expecting for whatever reason, I guess, because I am mentally handicapped.

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Unknown_19: is that after a long period of waiting and filing tax documents and so on, we were denied for use of a payment processor. I had contacted Antidote. I gave them an abundance of information. I gave them my personal records. I don't even have a webcam, so I had to figure out how to take my personal camera I use for travel pictures And I figured out how to use it as a webcam to prove to them, so I can do the Goy Shuffle in front of a real camera, in front of a real person, and prove to them that, no, really, I'm a real human being. And we were still denied.

Unknown_19: for reasons unknown to me. You can read the email. It says, thank you for considering Antidote for the USIPs. Our underwriting team said, go fuck yourself. We are not able to provide details regarding underwriting decisions and no further information will be provided. Thank you for considering Antidote. So back to square one, exactly where I am with every other payment processing solution. How the fuck am I going to figure, how am I even going to protest? How am I going to lobby for change? if I can't pay people, if I can't receive money and pay people? The answer is that I can't. So as far as I'm concerned, this is now, because this is a 501 ,

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Unknown_19: With three people on the board that I have given them every fucking detail, I've given every government organization every single fucking detail of my person being, and I was putting money where my mouth is and paid for this all up front, despite not making much money because my income is already tapered through other debanking regulations, I'm still told to go fuck myself and no further information will be given. Um, so, I don't usually ask this, but if you are on Twitter, I ask that you engage this message, because they are gonna see it, because they have a small-ass fucking Twitter account, their active one, to just, I don't know, maybe their decision is, we can't tell if this is a real organization or not. Well, it fucking is, and there's people who want to use it, but...

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Unknown_19: I don't know, man. And I don't have, like, a list. I picked Antidote because they back the gunrights.org site, which is, like, the most pro-gun, conservative gun rights organization that is in the mainstream. And I figured if they're doing the fucking NFL gun rights org people, they should be able to do us. But no. And I think it's literally just because I submitted it.

Unknown_19: I submitted it, my name's on it, and therefore I don't qualify for a bank account. Or I don't qualify for payment processing. I honestly...

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Unknown_19: It just makes me sick to my stomach. I really hope that I get to see a day where every banker is brought to justice. Because this is treason at this point. I think that this qualifies for domestic treason against the Constitution of the United States. In the government, in the laws passed by the Congress, it prescribes a specific punishment for treason against the Constitution of the United States.

Unknown_19: So...

Unknown_19: I honestly don't. I just don't get it. So, if you know anything, if you have any experience in this realm, I got no clues. Like, what do I do with this information? Imagine, this is literally where my situation is. Imagine that you are cut off from something. Just imagine how frustrating this would be with any fucking thing. That anything happens in your life and you're told, the answer is no, we will not explain, goodbye. just for anything. Imagine if you ordered a fucking pizza, and the manager of the pizza place, Pizza Hut, calls you and says, we're canceling your order. And you're like, why? And you're like, we can't explain. Click. And that's it. Imagine how fucking angry you would be over a pizza. Now imagine that's your job. Now imagine that's your fucking income. Imagine that's your plans to go out and actually promote change. That's where I'm at. And I've been dealing with this for 10 fucking years. And it's not gotten any better. Trump's been in office for two fucking years. Senator Tim Scott and the banking GOP has had unilateral control over the entire fucking government for two fucking months. And they have proposed one bill that isn't going to fucking do anything. And I can't do anything about it. I can't even petition my government to redress my fucking grievances because I can't make enough money to pay somebody to petition the government to redress my fucking grievances.

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Unknown_19: So, it's just, I don't know. It's like sickening to my fucking stomach. I didn't want to pop off on a bad note. This is supposed to be like a DS positive Maddie stream where I talk about funny people.

Unknown_19: The bile swells up in my esophagus as I think about a banker. As I think about Anne and the bankers.

Unknown_04: um so let's let's wash that down we need a little bit of calm a little bit of peace chat let's i have a very very brief kind of like non-local segment just just for a moment just because it's the world is very funny so let's say donald trump i can't get access to banking accounts but what do you have to say about trannies mr trump

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Unknown_01: No matter how many surgeries you have or chemicals you inject, if you're born with male DNA in every cell of your body, you can never become a woman. You're not going to be a woman.

Unknown_01: And that's why last month I proudly signed a historic executive order to ban men from competing in women's sports, and it was very popular and very...

Unknown_19: So, at least one official policy of the Kiwi Farms has become an official policy for the United States federal government. That's a pleasing, at least. That starts us off strong.

Unknown_19: I'm filled with unbridled optimism now that this has been brought before me.

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Unknown_19: Also on the agenda is the slow death of the United Kingdom, something which pleases me continuously. One of my favorite things of all time, even. Anytime an Angloid cries, God laughs. I truly believe this.

Unknown_19: I think there was a German expression. What is it?

Unknown_19: Gott straffe England. And that is my personal motto that will be engraved on my tombstone. Happy to see suffering Englands.

Unknown_19: And in particular, the Online Safety Act of 2023 was in effect in the UK, which has caused the Office of Communication, which is effectively the FCC for the UK...

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Unknown_19: to issue what I believe is hundreds of thousands of letters to every website on the internet. And what's interesting is that it is not just like a copy-paste type thing. This letter makes a mistake, which is indicative to me that a human being attempted to do research and then failed, probably off of Wikipedia.

Unknown_19: because it references the Kiwi Farms, but then says 1776 Solutions, which is effectively a defunct organization. But Wikipedia doesn't know that because Wikipedia is fucking garbage and it's written by trannies. So I think that someone from Ofcom tried to look up what the corporate name is for Kiwi Farms, but then I guess couldn't access the Kiwi Farms directly, so they just Googled Wikipedia and then wrote that in.

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Unknown_19: And what they asked from me as administrator of the Kiwi Farms, as well as other sites, I know Gab got one as well. And what they're asking from me is a plan to enact their regulations for the Online Safety Act, which, as we discussed, are so Orwellian. um, so like, like invasive and so stupid that even hamster forums in the United Kingdom are closing because number one, they're actually in the jurisprudence of the UK. And number two, they have no financial means to implement the policies of the United Kingdom, which goes along with something else I've said before in the past, where the internet is becoming smaller. We have more and more people than ever before online.

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Unknown_19: In fact, 70% of India doesn't even have internet access yet. So the best is yet to come. Hundreds of millions of people are still coming online every year, and yet...

Unknown_19: Und doch, the internet is smaller and smaller. The number of websites that you visit per day is probably less than you visited in the 2000s. Because, number one, the corporations have taken over everything and centralized things to such a degree that there's really no hope for you to start an independent website. Number two, Google search and other search engines are so leaning towards those conglomerate sites like Reddit and Twitter that you stand no chance to ever grow your presence unless you're a community that cannot exist on social media like the Kiwi Farms. And number three, the actual overhead of operating a website is higher and higher to the point where it now excludes a bunch of people who would want to operate independent websites. Like if you were trying to operate a hamster farm in the UK, but then you had to suddenly do know your customer compliance for every single fucking user on your site, as well as implement a lengthy legal process for takedown notices and shit, you would just be forced to close.

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Unknown_19: So the UK has shrunk the internet ever so slightly as we proceed to a three website system. And I remind you that in the Philippines, when I lived there, if you had five pesos, which is like pennies, less than a penny, I think, you could get a special internet package, which I know people don't like the term net neutrality, but without net neutrality, this is what you get. There were telecom packages that would allow you to access a handful of sites. And it was like Facebook,

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Unknown_19: and a couple companies in the Philippines, and that's it. Because they had a direct partnership with Facebook that was paying them to subsidize this package. And that's why in the Philippines, nobody has a website. If you want to order anything in the Philippines, you go to their Facebook, and you go to their live chat, and then you order through that. And very few websites had a functioning website. Jollibee's had a functioning website. But everybody else, if you wanted to go to any kind of store, you would go to Facebook to do it. So that's what we're heading towards with this kind of regulation.

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Unknown_19: It offends me, but the UK has always been pretty offensive towards my sensibilities as a freedom-loving person, so whatever, that's not too bad. However, particular language in this letter made me concerned for other people as well.

Unknown_19: In particular, it mentions that they know somehow that the website has a significant number of United Kingdom users. So somehow the Ofcom has noticed that there are connections from the UK to this website, which they deem problematic. And they consider this...

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Unknown_19: subjecting me to the jurisprudence of the United Kingdom. Obviously, I disagree with that, but it's the other thing that is more interesting, that they somehow know, they have some way to quantify, calculate this metric of English users visiting the Kiwi farms. So I was finally prompted, um, spurred into action to do something that I had kind of set up and prepared for a long time ago. And that was to finally ban British people from the Kiwi farms. Uh, this is not a joke. If you have, if you are English and you try to go to kiwifarms.st right now, uh, or even that at the internet.com right now, and, uh, you are using a UK IP, uh,

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Unknown_19: Actually, no, it's just KiwiFarms. If you're using a UKIP, either because you're actually there or because you're using a VPN, you will see an error 451, as in 451 Fahrenheit. That's what it's referencing. And it is an unavailable for legal reasons notice that explains to you that you are banned because your government is spying on you as you connect to the KiwiFarms. And for your own personal safety, it will not allow you to connect. This has already caused complaints from British users saying that either A, I'm giving the government what they want, which I don't really care. I'll repeat this. When it comes to things like you're giving the government what they want or you're giving a locale what he wants, I don't factor in what retards want. I don't factor in what angloids actually want when I make my decisions. I'm factoring in what I think is best and only that. And I preclude any discussion about gratifying people by giving them what they want. I refuse to consider that at all.

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Unknown_19: But then they're also saying that it's difficult or that it's harming them because they can't see information. It's like the access is unmitigated. In fact, your access level is improved because I'm explaining how to do this.

Unknown_19: In the bottom, I have a link to privacyguides.org, which explains how to get a VPN and what a VPN is for, and then also how to use Tor. Extremely simple. Also goes through privacy guides. So I find that this is an acceptable workaround. Already, I've seen a bunch of people I know from the UK have already reconnected, some through Tor, some through... VPNs, I think if you have an iPhone, you can use... iPhone users, correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Apple offer a free private relay iOS inbuilt VPN that as long as you have an Apple device, it automatically has access to?

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Unknown_19: Yes. So if you have an iPhone, which is going to be half of all phone users, you already have a VPN. And I think that counts for British people as well. So you can just use private relay and connect to the US or through France or Germany even, because even the Germans are not this fucking crazy yet.

Unknown_19: And you can connect anyways. So, yeah.

Unknown_19: Yeah.

Unknown_19: Yeah, I mean, if you don't have a... I think Samsung offers a VPN now, too, because Apple doesn't. VPNs are really cost-effective, and they add great value. And effectively, VPNs are just reselling bandwidth. So they are a product that almost every ISP in the world is going to start selling because people really like them, and they give that sense of security and privacy, and it effectively just adds value to disposable bandwidth anyway, so... They're really common, really cheap is what I'm trying to say, and nobody has an excuse. I have like three different VPN subscriptions because sometimes my VPN is blocked, and I absolutely positively fucking refuse to turn off my VPN for any reason whatsoever. So I will just switch through every country on every VPN service that I have until I get to one that works.

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Unknown_04: And if they don't work, I don't use that service ever. Okay.

Unknown_04: So with this imminent loss of freedom, this obviously spurred on a lot of British people to talk about how their country is a despotic shithole.

Unknown_19: And they compelled the government to take action against the real problems facing them in their country. As they are set to become poorer than Poland in the next couple years, or even this year, I think. So they have gone from the country that employs the Polish to toilet cleaners to the subsistence level below Poland. And as this is happening, they say Keir Starmer, which is the most German-sounding name. I don't know what the fuck it is. British people hate Germans, but then they're Queen's fucking German. Or sorry, they're King's fucking German. Their prime minister has like the...

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Unknown_19: Like, the most fucking German-sounding name ever.

Unknown_19: And he has come out, and he has finally put into action promises made, promises kept. Ninja Swords will be banned by summer. Apparently, the youth, the urban youth, have decided that they really, really like...

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Unknown_19: Oh, fuck. What's the name of that anime that's like the kid in the orange jumpsuit with the headband that has the little Egyptian eye on it? Naruto. They really like Naruto. Whatever demographic is there in the urban centers of the UK, they love Naruto. So they got their ninja swords out and they bussin' on each other.

Unknown_19: And it's not going well. So now no longer will you be able... I just reminded myself of something really funny.

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Unknown_18: Hold up.

Unknown_18: Hold up. Let me bring this up.

Unknown_19: there's a song called i'm the best oh i have to sign in to confirm i'm not a bot hold up let me see if i can download this i actually downloaded the video right before using cookie a cookie bypass thing so i can probably download this oh i have to oh my god dude fuck you i'm just gonna there's a part of that i can't play the song because it doesn't make sense there's a part in the video where they're fighting with ninja swords uh which is really funny because it's a funny song

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Unknown_19: Anyways, so obviously Keir Starmer is not considering this an issue worth fixing. He's got other fucking problems.

Unknown_19: And as it just so happens, serendipitously, as I received this confirmation, literally the same fucking day, not even 12 hours later, something has happened to the UK, which has never happened, at least in the last couple hundred years. And that is the sun has set on the British Empire.

Unknown_19: Now, I might have talked about this before because they calculated this out a couple months ago, I think.

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Unknown_19: But there was a handoff off the eastern coast of Africa to return the last British possessions in that area to the country. I think it's Marutas or something. I don't know how to pronounce that name. But they returned those islands to that island country. It's an archipelago, actually. Archipelago, chat, received those islands from the British. And that overseas possession, small as it may be, was handed back over, which means that at that parallel, or that latitude, I think it was latitude. Yeah, latitude. At that latitude, there was no longer a British colony. However, in Antarctica, just south of it, there was one, the Pictaran Islands. So they still had the Pictaran Islands, but there's a quirk. The Pictaran Islands were so far south that they actually remained in the polar eternal summers, which lasts for six months. So the Pitaran islands bathed in Southern Equinox, um,

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Unknown_19: sunlight until 10 p.m.

Unknown_19: U.S. Eastern, 10.50 p.m. I actually have this memorized. Until March 21st at 10.50 p.m. American time, the summer ended on the Pictaran Islands. And for the first time in hundreds of years, the sun literally set on the English flag all over the world.

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Unknown_19: Pitcairn or whatever. I don't care. I don't care about your random fucking island, bro. The only reason why I care about your random fucking island is that it's dead. It's dead. It's been submerged into darkness, like the British flag, like the British Empire, and like all British people, forever and ever, until your country dissolves into a handful of tribal caliphates fighting each other along ethnic religious lines, just like they do in... and all the shithole fucking countries you just took them out from. You're gonna have the English Pakistan, the English India, the English Afghanistan, and they're all gonna fucking hate each other, and you're gonna be the byproduct, the bystander, slaughtered in their fucking feuds as they stab each other with ninja swords. Forever and ever. As you're cast back into the Stone Age. Forever and ever. That's why I care about the Pitcairn Islands, okay?

0:25:20
Unknown_19: Socks to sock, Chad.

Unknown_19: Next, we get into the beef. The beef, and then I think this will last for maybe seven hours, depending on how fast. God, it's so fast.

0:25:58
Unknown_04: Suffering, Chad. I'm suffering.

Unknown_04: Okay.

Unknown_04: Let's see here.

Unknown_04: All right, let's start with this. And again, I will be brief with these things because I am new to this.

Unknown_19: I'm just trying to share some love requested of me. So first up, in what would be the Troon segment of the stream, we have someone lovingly referred to as Cole Troon, also known as Amanda in case you're retarded. He joined the forum to A-Log Pixie Terry, which is extremely bizarre. If you don't know, Pixie Terry is, and in fact, this is probably indicative that he first lurked on Lowell Cow Farm before he came over to the Kiwi Farms because Lowell Cow Farm...

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Unknown_19: uh is girls and pixie terry is they queen so queen pixie terry she's like super old school and she's not very active anymore so for whatever reason this guy coltrane decided that he was gonna hit up pixie terry and make fun of her on her tiktok and the i have to hide this because i actually don't know what will pop up if i do this okay nothing bad but there is bad stuff on this page actually um

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Unknown_19: So his first post in 2023 was, I went on to Sarah's TikTok where she was complaining about the ghost trying to put a ring on her finger. I went into the comments and put, I think you would really like the band Ghost. And then the metal band Ghost.

Unknown_19: And this is obviously a profoundly stupid fucking comment. This was a profoundly stupid fucking comment to begin with. And then it was profoundly fucking stupid to take this message that you posted and then go to a website that specifically prohibits doing this and then bragging about doing this as if this is a profound comment or good joke to make to begin with.

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Unknown_19: Using the exact same name and showing your actual legal name in the process. Obviously, Coltrane was immediately phonebooked because you just open the phonebook and you look up the name.

Unknown_19: And this has prompted him to spurg out continuously for 460 pages of

Unknown_19: And I will say this, this is probably the only time ever where truning out actually made someone look better. Like he's like a gator knockoff as a man. And then I guess something about taking HRT made him lose weight. So now he's just like, he's just like an ugly man with long hair. He looks like he could be in a Swedish metal band now as opposed to, as opposed to being gator. Um,

0:28:35
Unknown_19: He also has a lovely arm tattoo. I found this amazing. This is like ADF tier. ADF, of course, is someone who I reference all the fucking time, but I've never actually talked about in depth. He is covered in shitty tattoos like this. ADF did the Anissa Jomha thing before it was cool. Except, you know what? To ADF's credit, ADF literally draws all of his tattoos in a sketchbook using markers, like Crayola markers, and then he goes to an ink store and they actually ink his shitty designs exactly as he drew them onto his skin. So ADF puts love and thought into every shitty Trantifa tattoo he's ever put on his body, whereas Iniza Joma literally lacks the mental capacity. lacks the, the gotten funk to, uh, actually imagine, envision, create design and request art of her own, of her own inner, inner spirit chat. Whereas ADF actually has that. Um,

0:29:22
Unknown_19: He ran a channel, which, and I swear to God, I did not plan this. But I have, I think, three different bronies. 2020 plus year of our Lord bronies to talk about on the stream.

0:30:03
Unknown_19: He went by Amanda Lockman and played with ponies. He has a banner that says gaming is not a crime. Unfortunately, he has deleted this YouTube channel.

Unknown_19: And what he did not delete, however, is Cupcakes 2, Life of Death. Is this supposed to be life or death?

Unknown_19: No, that's definitely an F. That's not just like a bad font. That's like life of death.

Unknown_19: And I'll highlight this so you can actually read it. It says, it has been two weeks since Rainbow Dash was killed by Pinkamena Diane Pye, and her Zat Army has already been aligned. It is up to the two soldiers of Ponyville Navy, John Kras III and Mike Sniper. There will be zombies, there will be soldier sacrifices, and there will be cupcakes, which of course is a pony thing.

0:30:45
Unknown_19: Let's watch the trailer, actually. The video comes in like all swoopy, watch this.

Unknown_19: Oh, is it not going to come in now? Because I refreshed the page. Oh, there it is. Oh, I just have to sign in to confirm I'm not a fucking bot. Okay. What if I copy this link? Can I download this one? I'm going to lose my fucking mind.

0:31:24
Unknown_19: Someone tried to send me information about how to bypass this shit, and I simply did not do it, is the thing. Okay, it has downloaded chat. Let's see this.

Unknown_04: um cupcakes 2 okay see ya life of death trailer oh this is gonna be good

0:32:07
Unknown_01: Secure the building.

Unknown_12: Saint is on dipshit.

Unknown_12: Your friend Twilight, she was doing okay in Ponyville. Fucking thing showed up.

Unknown_01: Well, look at that. Tommy's got a whole private fucking army heading out there.

0:32:52
Unknown_19: So they managed to find, like, Autish Trannies, I assume, to voice the ponies. And then I guess the animations that aren't, like, fully retarded are done by, like, they're actual, like, clips from the show, right? It sits together with, like, fake dubs.

0:33:39
Unknown_11: You know, the way that it's...

Unknown_19: So I guess it's like Rambo meets My Little Pony is the idea. The way that it's called Cupcakes 2 and it's based off Cupcakes, the fan fiction, according to the trailer, kind of makes me feel like he doesn't even have permission from the original fan fiction author to do this. He's just kind of like stolen this guy's work and is like, I'm going to make some really slop. I love the audacity, by the way, that this guy thinks he's going to put together a 90 minute long movie.

0:34:13
Unknown_19: As if... As if... It's even fucking possible. I think there was one guy. I remember...

Unknown_19: Wasn't there a guy that actually did like a 90 minute long video and it was, um, it was like either like a furry fetish. I remember it's, um, I don't even think he has a threat. I think that your movie sucks talked about him once in a video and it's like a furry fetish video. That's like 90 minutes long. This guy put his, his own furry money into making. And it's like, uh, it's like a furry locale content that's, uh, completely lost, uh, behind the scene. That's not too far from the pony fandoms, I guess. They're kind of the same thing.

0:34:52
Unknown_19: Yeah, I know that there are GoAnimate movies. I'm aware of that. I actually have a GoAnimate video to play later on. If you don't know, GoAnimate is like a slop factory. You pay money to make little videos that you're supposed to put on your website as a product hello video, even though they really suck for that. But people use them to do diaper, age regression, BDSM, fetish content. And then they dump the slop on YouTube by the fucking hour.

0:35:25
Unknown_19: GoAnimate's truly a treasure.

Unknown_19: By the way, one of the best jokes I've ever seen on the forum was on this thread.

Unknown_19: Where...

Unknown_19: Before he truned out, obviously, he met the black guy from Ghostbusters and did a shitty picture with him. But then somebody quoted Ghostbusters. Yes, it's true. This man has no dick. Which is a famous line from the movie. And it's funny because there are nudes in this thread that he published himself on the internet because he wanted positive reactions. and i regret to inform you that this man has no dick um it's it's actually quite shocking it's not it's not he definitely didn't get one of the good ones it's kind of it's kind of gnarly okay um one of the best things by the way he got into this long long again let me hide this because i don't know what's gonna pop up and scare me at the bottom of the page

0:36:37
Unknown_19: Oh, there we go. I can hide that. Okay, great. Does it stay that way? No, it does not stay that way. Okay, great.

Unknown_19: This guy, Assistant Manager, is like his nemesis on the forum. I feel like that's safe to say. And this threat is one of the least threatening threats to ever be created by any person for any reason. He says, You better wash your back anywhere you go at Everfree Northwest. I also doxed you on 4chan, you fat fucktard. So...

Unknown_19: This is a significant warning from any pony who makes this warning. It means fucking business. I better not see you at Everfree Northwest.

0:37:12
Unknown_19: Everfree Northwest, of course, holds a fond place in my heart as being the final destination for Chris Chan's Rocky Mountain cross-country adventure that ill-fatedly ended up in an incest charge. And with me having to refund $5,000 of people's money for art commissions...

Unknown_19: Always just a fond memory with the pony people in Everfree Northwest in particular.

Unknown_19: I think even... I think even...

0:37:46
Unknown_19: I talked about that email I got from the Everfree Northwest managers, the managers, to be specific. And I think I tweeted them out or said something, and they literally framed this. And now they hang it in the Everfree Northwest office, this Christian memorabilia of them banning him or talking to me or some shit like that. That's great. That was a long time ago.

Unknown_19: So here he is, hanging out with the ponies. That's nice. Nice of him to get out of his house every so often.

Unknown_04: He went to a fight with this guy, by the way.

0:38:29
Unknown_19: Went to a fight with a pooner. This is a woman, if you can imagine that. She's just ruined herself with HRT. Yeah.

Unknown_19: That is the abyss that you should not look into. That's his OC, in case you wanted to know what is My Little Pony OC. His name is Game Bat, and it's a bat unicorn, I think. I think that's what that is.

Unknown_04: Oh, he has a dating profile. Okay, let me cautiously open this image up again.

0:39:02
Unknown_02: Oh!

Unknown_04: Ha ha!

Unknown_19: Amanda, 27, from Woodburn, a lesbian trans woman living in Portland. So, shoutouts to Oregon, shoutouts to Portland. About me, I'm just sort of here to see if I magically find someone. Not into smokers or vapors, single moms, not poly, won't date other trans guy or women pretending to be men.

Unknown_19: Cat lover only is a plus. Allergic to dogs, natural born women only, please. This is like a Chris Chantier attraction sign where I remember like the first thing on his list was no smokers and no darkies. um as fucking if as if this guy would be like oh my god you vape ew get away from me you cishet whore i don't think that's happening i don't i don't think amanda has the standards that they're putting up in this uh this wanted ad i love how they're wanted ad by the way this says about me And then it's just like, I want a very specific type of person, and I'm not very open, even though I'm not particularly desirable myself. Like, no information. He doesn't want to put up the, my little pony OC is game bet, and I'm going to do a My Little Pony animation movie, and I do a YouTube channel, and I don't have a job. Like, that's not in the about. That's the information. that a prospective natural-born woman would want to see in the About Me section.

0:40:12
Unknown_19: At least to her benefit.

Unknown_19: That's how Coltrane is putting himself out there.

0:40:47
Unknown_04: We got Doxton Macedon.

Unknown_19: We're saying that the Black Lives Matter protesters were rioters because he lived in Portland. He saw firsthand how they burned the fucking city to the ground. And then they had to change that org petition.

Unknown_19: Have Amanda Lockman, a.k.a. Colton Lockman, that's dead naming, dead naming on a site with the tranny flag logo. This person's audacious.

Unknown_19: Removed from any and all social media from Keith Proxmire, the supposed male-to-female transgender person by the chosen name Amanda Lockman willingly and belligerently harasses female-to-male transgender people. Dude, he has like an autistic hatred of pooners. That's crazy to the point where it's like piss people off.

0:41:28
Unknown_19: to the point of telling them to kill themselves. When told that this is a bad thing to do by anyone, even if one talks calmly and without hateful speech to try and bring reason, this person will get hostile and vulgar and block the one talking to her. This person needs a taste of the injustice they have been doing to others.

Unknown_19: Unfortunately, this petition had only a single subscriber, which was just probably the person who posted it.

0:42:05
Unknown_04: They have a TikTok account.

Unknown_04: What?

Unknown_04: Did I have a link to it? Oh, there it is. Let's see.

Unknown_04: Couldn't find this account. Is that because my VPN is blocked? Let's try changing VPNs. Hopefully this will not disconnect the stream. I don't think it will, though. I think I fixed that.

0:42:38
Unknown_04: The name, by the way, as I'm trying to figure this out, the name of this TikTok channel is BattyForGothGF.

Unknown_19: Which, uh... He did not include that on his About Me page, so I don't know if that's accurate. Can I just not, like, access any page on... No, I can. That account's just deleted. Okay.

Unknown_19: Cool. Okay. So that's Amanda Lockman, a.k.a. Coltrane.

Unknown_19: Oh, he has an iFunny account, too.

Unknown_19: Oh no, he was complaining because his dating profile. Dude, his dating profile actually made it to all the big slop channels and got made fun of. That's great.

0:43:22
Unknown_04: Actually, I do want to read this.

Unknown_19: As per usual, I got tricked by another cis bitch. Hilarious how she goes for a and woman physically uglier than I am. I deserve and bitch of my own. This is some conversation on Snapchat.

Unknown_19: So I found someone on Plenty of Fish, and we are really hitting it off. I feel bad talking with anyone else while I'm talking with her. And then there's a picture of an Asian woman. And he says, well, thanks for letting me know. I wasted my time with you. She fugly lol. Bye, bitch.

0:43:55
Unknown_19: Handling rejection with the grace and sophistication expected of a man in a dress without a dick.

Unknown_19: And Batty Forgot, GothGF, at I'mTheBat95 says, I got instantly banned from the live channel of the Satanic Temple Tuesday service because I said, Hail Donald Trump and Hail Our Lord and Savior Donald Trump.

Unknown_19: Wait, wait a second. Wait a second. So...

Unknown_19: Satan bad, but good. Donald Trump bad, but bad. So I feel like that's antithetical. How are you pro-Satan, but anti-Donald Trump if Donald Trump is the devil? Explain this to me, Chad. I don't understand. The satanic temple is just, their complex liturgy is just too in-depth for me.

0:44:34
Unknown_19: All right, next.

Unknown_19: Since the majority of the viewers have wound up, I will remind you that I have gotten Locals set up. Matty.live.com. You can press the Join button below the video in Rumble if you want to subscribe. I'm trying to prove to our boys at Locals that I am awesome and that I have people that want to give me money. And please don't fucking ban me. They really...

0:45:06
Unknown_19: really, really, really did not want me to have an account.

Unknown_19: It took a long time to convince them to let me have an account, Chad.

Unknown_19: Okay, next. This is someone who I've been requested to talk about many, many, many fucking times. His name is Gordon, I think Pala, or Pala, also known as G Flash, also known as Gordo from the Gordo-verse.

0:45:39
Unknown_19: This is a very autistic web, and it's spun up entirely by users of the Kiwi Farms. And it is into a category of locale that I don't really have a name for. But it's in this patrician of my brain as a... I guess kind of as a cult cow, which is a term that I use kind of pejoratively to describe a locale whose content as a locale is very...

Unknown_19: interactive and it is about a small group of people who are very dedicated with interacting with this this locale usually by this kind of proxy where they post something on twitter not breaking any of the forum rules but they post something on the twitter and then the kiwi farms user responds to it on the forum not directly talking to this person but kind of talking about them and that person responds on twitter and this goes on and on Gordo is kind of in this world. He is an internet tough guy. He is a brony.

0:46:34
Unknown_19: He is a conservative, from my understanding, because he follows a bunch of conservative Twitter accounts. But he's also very pro-LGBTQIP+.

Unknown_19: And my favorite little fact is that he is a staunch pro-Lolicon. He's also huge into VTubers.

Unknown_19: So I'm going to name and shame here by the end of the Gordo segment, but let's just do a little introduction. He does these internet tough guy videos where he addresses his minions who don't exist, but he still does it anyways.

0:47:12
Unknown_19: And I'll just let him talk for himself for just a little bit.

Unknown_23: Welcome, my loyal Varanites.

Unknown_23: And to all my viewers and subscribers, to a very, very special edition of Darkfire Verum. I'm your host, G-Flash EX.

Unknown_23: Today's topic?

Unknown_23: Lollies.

Unknown_23: Is it a body type?

Unknown_23: Or is it actual CP? Consumed by the victims of CSA or CSEM?

0:47:49
Unknown_23: Well,

Unknown_23: Depends on what country you live in. There are some countries who ban lollies or any lolly related material from their country. Why? Because to them, it's CP.

Unknown_23: And no matter how you swing it, that's their prerogative. The only country that this lolly material is allowed is in Japan.

0:48:25
Unknown_23: But

Unknown_23: We have acquired serious, serious issue with these so-called lollicons that are floating around or swimming around on social media.

Unknown_23: That's right.

Unknown_23: They are not on there to just show some Japanese artwork of lollies. No, no, no, no, no, no.

0:48:56
Unknown_23: Their other main goal is to weed out the pedophiles and the maps that are also on social media and out them and expose them.

Unknown_23: And when I mean expose, I mean doxing them, sending a SWAT team after them, getting law enforcement involved for absolutely no reason.

Unknown_23: Why?

Unknown_23: Because they said that pedos and maps are a blight on their culture of lollies.

0:49:40
Unknown_23: Or lolly culture as they would call it.

Unknown_19: What I really, really appreciate about this guy is that he has this YouTube channel called G Flash X. He doesn't put out videos too often, and it's mostly just like his Twitter drama. And he pretends that he epically owns everyone he talks to and then makes a shitty little video on it. But if we scroll down to his shorts... Just real slowly, chat. Just a little do-do-do-do-do. You can see that at one point, he had the most glorious pedophile beard ever worn by anyone. The kind of person that makes you think you dress up as Santa so you can have little kids sit in your lap. Like, that... Like, it's just...

0:50:16
Unknown_19: unbelievable he has the glasses too they're like a little bit too circular a little bit too creepy and then he has the fucking beard and it's it's just amazing that he just looks exactly as he is uh the physiognomy checks are real and they always are um

Unknown_19: So this is the actual thread and this one I have talked about on stream before in the lightest dusting ever, because it was a funny once off incident that has now sprawled into not only almost a hundred pages of content on the forum directly, but he has interacted with other locales, including one that I'll talk about on the stream.

0:51:01
Unknown_19: This guy came to the Kiwi farms with one mission in mind. He was on discord and he had a fight with somebody over Genshin impact. Um, if I see if I can just scroll down, this is just clips of him being like a retard pedo.

Unknown_19: Um, there's some with the LGBT pride flag thing. Um, him at conventions where women try to keep six meters from them purely for COVID purposes, at least, uh,

Unknown_19: This is him just doing cunny posting on Twitter. Where the fuck is it?

0:51:38
Unknown_04: Sorry, this is a very long thread.

Unknown_19: Okay, I might... Sorry, let me just look this up real quick. It's somewhere in this thread, but I missed it.

Unknown_19: I did a whole bit on this, and I remember it very clearly because it was very funny.

Unknown_04: Oh, sorry, I'm... Okay, okay, okay, I found it.

Unknown_19: So he plays Genshin Impact, and he participates in Genshin Impact Discord communities. And of course, his favorite character is this little girl called Klee. And obviously, Klee is a loli character. However, on the Genshin Impact wiki, she's classified as short. So I did a whole thing about how funny it was that they just call their loli characters short to get around the fact that they're obviously supposed to be a loli character.

0:52:14
Unknown_19: However, in this Genshin Impact community... Oh, was Talbot the one who did this?

Unknown_19: Am I mixing them up?

0:52:51
Unknown_19: I think I am. I think you're right. I am mixing them up. Okay, I'm going to have to put that on the back burner then. I am. I'm totally mixing them up, I think. Oh, I feel like a retard.

Unknown_19: Okay, keep the Klee in the back of your mind. Gordo is a different Lollicon VTuber person than Nicholas Talbot.

Unknown_19: And his content is mostly just him fucking arguing about Lollicon and shit. I tried to go to his Twitter page to find some content. It is nothing but fucking Lolli shit. And he follows nothing but Lollicon Twitter accounts. Like Lollicon VTubers.

0:53:22
Unknown_19: So I would like to get to this, uh, and he gets into fights with like actual VTubers that have tens of thousands of followers. And somehow he manages to like get replies from them. And that's what he makes his, his, or that's in the past. He stopped doing them, but that's what he made his YouTube videos. One is that he would get into fights with like actual VTubers or people in that sphere. And then he would make his video saying how he epically owned them and the defensive maps and shit. And, uh, it's pretty fucking remarkable. I think I want to say he lives with his parents. He does. He lives with his parents because he is a pedophile and he can't get work. He doesn't want to work. He sits at home. He goons to Lollicon. He watches VTubers. He gets into fights with VTubers. Then he makes videos about it. Then he also argues vociferously with the entire Kiwi Farms. That's basically been his thing. That's why he's in that cult cow thing with my mind. His thing is that he's a violently retarded person who loves getting into petty slap fights.

0:54:29
Unknown_19: However, I promise name and shame. So I have three VTubers here. This is Ririgaki, the idiot Ririgaki. You're neat, edgy. By the way, if this is somebody that you follow on Twitter, you must in my chat say, oh no, my Oshii in all caps so that I know that my game of Battleship where I'm calling out cells and saying D5, you gotta say, oh no, my Oshii in response to those. So let's see a show of hands for the Riri Gakis, the edgy, neat rat girls. 156 centimeters of stank. Actually, let's search. I don't know that. Two feet.

0:55:04
Unknown_19: Five foot one, it looks like. Or five foot two. Ha ha ha!

Unknown_19: So the Rat Bros, Twitch partner. So if you're a Riri Gaki, you share a follow with Gordon. You share a follow with this guy.

Unknown_19: Next, Niwu, the Strawberry Cat Girl YouTuber artist. No under 18s allowed. By the way, I filtered out all the small YouTubers he stalks. He has many, many follows that are like under 10,000. So my limit, my hard limit was 10,000. He had to have 10,000 for me to call him out.

0:55:37
Unknown_19: Um, and some of them, there was one that was like 30,000 follows and she was just outright like, I'm a lollicon. So that's, that's, I don't, I don't think I even brought that one up, but this is Niwu, Nekberu, Neko Berry, the magical strawberry cat girl, all Niwu crew. You got to say, Oh no, my, Oh shit, this is yours. Uh, and then, uh,

0:56:11
Unknown_19: This is Kashimoo. This one has almost 40,000. Oh, sorry, this is the Lolicon. I did bring her up. Cute and funny VTuber ASMR. So, if you are a follower of Kashimoo, actually, you're not going to say, oh no, my Oshii, you're going to close out the stream and get the fuck away from me. All the Kashimoo bros.

Unknown_19: By the way, then this one final thing.

Unknown_19: Pippa allegedly I tried to find Pippa because it's in this diagram explaining the Gordoverse he does not follow the Pippa account on Twitter so this is unsubstantiated at least from my perspective Um, so I don't know if maybe, maybe they had a falling out. I know that Pippa reads the forum and may have seen this guy followed them. And she's like, no, get the fuck away from me, which would be smart. Cause now, now I have no evidence chat. I'm sitting here. I only have this very, very nice diagram made by someone named Naggett figure, uh, who drew all these little caricatures that are actually quite nice.

0:56:56
Unknown_19: that explain the intricate web of autism that is the quote-unquote Gordoverse, which is like a group of people in the forum trying to have fun. So... I'm on my ocean. That's funny.

0:57:39
Unknown_18: uh next hard cut from pedophile lollicon vtuber to this black guy who is perhaps the coolest fucking black guy that has ever lived let's check him out guys you got 135 weapons show me you right now

Unknown_14: What is that? Ooh.

Unknown_02: That boy, that is a monster.

Unknown_14: Let me see what else you got.

Unknown_02: Who do you think you is?

Unknown_14: Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let him show his weapons.

Unknown_02: Boy, this nigga is not bullshit, man. Good, man.

Unknown_15: Bro, we got the black RoboCop right here in the flesh. Don't play with this nigga, cook. All right, man, keep it going.

Unknown_14: What you got to talk about?

0:58:28
Unknown_15: You're going to play with him, bro. He's going to kill you.

Unknown_14: He's going to stab you, bro. He's going to shoot you, bro. He on the outside, bro. Don't play with him, bro. Man, this nigga can go on a goddamn. Man, what else you got, man? Man, what else you got, man? Man, he ain't got no gun in your shoe.

Unknown_15: Oh, that with them knuckles.

Unknown_14: You been in that county before I see, bro. Oh, that boy got bulldogs on him.

Unknown_02: Oh, my God.

Unknown_14: Oh, my God.

Unknown_14: oh my god

0:59:09
Unknown_18: Oh shit, he's a Wolverine. Motherfucker turned out Freddy Krueger. Bro, these guys are so into it. This is like a proper black locale. They're so fucking into it and they're humoring him. They do a better job of humoring him than a lot of people on the forum do. There's only two of them in the world.

Unknown_14: Who is this nigga, man? Girl, you a black angel, cook.

Unknown_15: Girl, you a black angel, cook. I bet you can't hear the backflip, goddamn.

Unknown_02: Man, this nigga got an elephant in him. That shit right there kill elephants.

Unknown_15: That nigga got the first gun to kill the devil.

0:59:45
Unknown_14: don't play with him check that check that that boy got this trophy on there with the scope did you pick it up

Unknown_15: Okay. So if you're only listening, you may have had some difficulty.

Unknown_19: What is that? It's like a fifth of something. It's just casually holding on the side of the street.

1:00:21
Unknown_19: So if you're only listening, this is a black guy. He's decked out in a trench coat. He looks like he's a mass murderer, but he's actually a good guy. Um, he is, uh, I think his name is Harold Davis. I was right. AKA agent Wolf. He is the CEO of a, uh, I think it's called guardian angel security or escort company. Um, and he is lovingly referred to, of course, as the black of the real blade in real life blade, because he is black and he carries approximately 30 plus weapons on him at all time. Most of them knives. I think the personal highly, he did pull out one gun.

1:00:54
Unknown_19: I didn't recognize it. Someone said it's a five, four or five, four and chat. I cannot attest to that.

Unknown_19: Um, but my personal highlight was the, like, it was like a brass knuckle, but instead of brass, it was like knives and it didn't make him like Wolverine or Freddy Krueger or something. So that was interesting.

Unknown_19: um he is on facebook primarily i had a hard time finding any content from this guy because um he doesn't run a youtube channel he's black so he's on like weird stuff he's agent wolf bodyguard bounty hunter and security expert says owner and agency chief operations officer at armed guardian angel secure transportation services llc

1:01:42
Unknown_19: and Fort Lauderdale, Florida. There's actually a lot of Floridians in this lineup for some reason. For some reason, Chet.

Unknown_19: One thing that kind of raised an eyebrow to me was that he says, multiple MOS at retired U.S. Armed Forces.

Unknown_19: And...

Unknown_19: I'm not going to... Look, I'm not like a military expert. I will say that sentence is a little bit sussy baka. I do have a couple people in my chat who are probably former military or active military or whatever who will probably agree with me that the sentence multiple MOS at retired U.S. Armed Forces is a very sussy baka line. You may say so in chat if I am right or wrong. If someone... I know that MOS are just job titles, and that's why when someone goes up to someone and says, hey, what's your MOS? I think usually you say, like, I did tank repair in, like, the 41st Infantry or something. Like, that's your MOS. I don't even know if that's a real unit. I don't know anything about units, but I think that's what an MOS is. But it's very unusual to say, like, multiple MOS. Usually they have, like, a very specific MOS, or, like, they'll list all of them.

1:02:57
Unknown_19: um anyways uh and i i always whenever i think of like a job at the military i always go to tank repair because i think that was i think that was jackie singh's job she had a quick stint doing welding for abrams or something that was her job that was her mls um let's see what's going on here he's got some videos up

Unknown_19: I don't know if any of these are funny. This is just what black people do I guess.

Unknown_19: They just hang out in parking lots.

Unknown_19: He's providing security though. Now, if anyone asked him to provide security at this formal event of showing off cars is unknown to me. He may have invited himself for the purposes of advertising and marketing to show up in his trench coat with all of his weapons to protect this area from any, any unknown threats or known threats. Even perhaps we don't know what he knows yet.

1:03:57
Unknown_19: Let's see. Here's him hanging out in a room.

Unknown_19: people are rapping as they do very cool i want to see more of his uh

Unknown_19: security services oh they're doing knife throwing he set up like a knife throwing competition and he's trying to entice these people to do knife throwing including this guy who looks like he could probably do the best knife throwing look this guy doesn't want this guy's fat but he's really insecure about that so he has to show off that he's really nimble because obviously a fat person who's actually fat because it's their own fault would never be able to jump that line but he jumps it and then like takes a tumble he loses his balance and like stumbles forward that's very funny to me

1:04:52
Unknown_19: More hanging out with the homies. Are you gonna get some knife throwing? No, they're just doing, I don't, that guy's a zombie, I think. Get away from that zombie, bro, he can bite you. So, dude, he's like that guy, he's like Airsoft Fatty. You know how Airsoft Fatty in like the iDubbbz documentary on him would do like the lightsaber duels and stuff with his friends? He's got like this consortium of like fat white people that he hangs out with. And they do like Airsoft Fatty... stick duels or something to practice their sword fighting i wonder if it's like the guys that he's like yeah i'm like multiple mos former u.s armed services and i can train you on how to knife fight i do this professionally as like the the chief agent of the armed angel security transportation llc so i'm going to teach you how to stick fight and they're like okay i trust you you're a cool black man you're basically in real life blade so they hang out in his lot and

1:05:48
Unknown_19: And do this. I think I'm very right on this. And that he's posting this to Facebook because it's like, look, I'm doing the knife training with these guys. I'm teaching them how to do self-defense stuff. Let's see if he's coaching here.

Unknown_19: You can tell this is not a real fight because they're not pulling each other's hair, and there's not an ensemble of people around them hooting and hollering, chat. You can tell this is in a safe, supervised environment. Wait, hold up. Something popped up on my screen. Okay, I understand what that is. It spooked me. I'm like, what the fuck is doing that?

1:06:21
Unknown_19: Okay.

Unknown_19: Yep.

Unknown_19: I think you can call it now, dude. That guy's not going to get out of that. He's locked.

Unknown_19: Is this just going to be them on the ground for four minutes? Is the red guy ever going to get buckbroken? No, he's just going to stay on top for four. Yeah, you can call this bro. He's not going to get up from this. He's pinned. He's been pinned for five minutes.

1:06:57
Unknown_19: Agent Wolf Anime. Oh my, I cannot fucking escape it.

Unknown_19: I'd have to log into Instagram to see this. This is Tyke X Studios. The Agent Wolf Anime. Let me click this trepidatiously.

Unknown_19: is there like a video i can watch?

Unknown_19: oh my god there is a fucking video i can watch oh wait no that's like bollywood shit oh that's okay this is the intro slide the sound is on so it should start playing

1:07:47
Unknown_19: That's kind of crazy. How is he achieving that level of production?

Unknown_19: It's just like stuff.

Unknown_19: Oh, those are like plugins. Okay. The CGI for the robot guy was so bad. that I thought the black woman was real and the black woman is not real. So those are like plugins that he's... Yeah, okay, I understand now. I was like, how did he find a woman that can actually do that? And then it was just... See, this is genius. This is the genius of Agent Wolf. is that he knew if he put in a really, really bad CGI effect and then put that next to a like bad, like only a just bad CGI effect, it would make the bad one look photo realistic and it would completely fry my brain and my circuits. This is truly genius. They need to start doing this in Hollywood. They could save millions of dollars. You just do a really bad effect that draws the eye away from the other lesser bad effects. And then you don't have to pay people as much.

1:08:19
Unknown_04: Okay.

Unknown_04: Cool. I appreciate Harold Davis.

Unknown_19: I think that he's funny. I think that he's probably doing it from a good place. He wants to help people in the hood. I support that. I like him. I like him. Protecting Fort Lauderdale, Chet. That's nice of him. I feel like Fort Lauderdale is a little bit safer. Because you don't know. You're on the streets, right? You're on the streets. And you think that you might just walk up and snipe that fifth of...

1:09:08
Unknown_19: cognac from that guy's hand as he's loitering in the parking lot looking at cars. But then you don't know because he doesn't even show up invited. He just shows up wherever he wants to. You don't know if a guy might just pull out a fucking samurai sword and decapitate you like a Japanese peasant for your crime. You have no fucking idea if that's going to happen to you in Fort Lauderdale. There is literally a non-zero chance that you may be decapitated by a samurai sword for any kind of petty crime in Fort Lauderdale without any notice.

1:09:41
Unknown_19: So, the community is a little bit safer.

Unknown_04: Alright.

Unknown_04: Oh god, this guy.

Unknown_04: Okay, this guy, let me download this video just in case.

Unknown_19: I think I did download it, but let me do it in case. This is a YouTube video that I preloaded, and then at some point between me preloading it and now, YouTube has decided that I'm a robot.

1:10:22
Unknown_19: Okay, let's start in.

Unknown_19: So this is Robert Booten McDougal, which is a very difficult name to pronounce in part, in large part, because his name sounds like it has two names that should be something else, but they're just a little bit off.

Unknown_19: He is a schizophrenic, and he's obviously had schizophrenia just as a part of his condition, his condition of life. But he had another condition called ulcerative colitis. Which means that I assume he had ulcers in his ass. And it was probably another chronic condition that they didn't have any kind of treatment for. Or if they did have a treatment, it was failing. Because from my understanding, he was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis in 2012.

1:10:58
Unknown_19: And he lived with that condition until 2019. Where... He's from Florida, by the way. If I remember correctly. He...

Unknown_19: sought out a surgeon for his UC, and he ended up with a guy called Jared Fratini. And Jared Fratini was his colorectal surgeon who did a total colon removal surgery on him and gave him a J pouch because of his condition and how it worsened. However...

1:11:40
Unknown_19: Apparently, allegedly, Dr. Fratini did a bad job. And I will let Mr. Robert McDougal explain himself.

Unknown_08: Jared Fratini.

Unknown_08: Jared. Jared, do you think that there's a moment that goes by where I don't think about your face?

Unknown_08: And hurting you. And hurting you.

Unknown_08: you jared do you think jared that i don't think that there's five seconds of my life that goes by where i don't replay in my head the life that i had jared i'm sorry make sure it's loud for you

1:12:44
Unknown_07: Jared! Jared! Jared! Jared! Jared! Jared! Jared! Jared! No, Jared! Jared! Jared!

Unknown_19: someone said, this looks fake. Allow me to explain. If you think that this is fake, it is not. And I know that it's not fake because he's gone to jail for it. Uh, he made it into the news because he was sentenced to jail for stalking. How my large intestine was stolen. Oh, sorry. This is California. California man was arrested for allegedly stalking and threatening a doctor who left the 27 year old with near constant diarrhea. Um,

1:13:18
Unknown_19: So he has been federally charged, I believe, with stalking because he harasses him, I believe, in person. Like, he showed up at the studio or the clinic to threaten him. He does make threats like that online all the time.

Unknown_19: He's been arrested. I think he's served his sentence, and now he's out, and he's still doing it. In the docket that they indicted him with, it says, quote, I want to kill this man. I want to genocide his family. I want him tortured, skinned alive, and mutilated. Um...

1:13:49
Unknown_19: So this is a sad case. Obviously, this is not he funny. His life has been irreversibly damaged because of a botched surgery, which, as I understand, happens to all doctors, has a failure rate. That is, all surgeries have a failure rate. So it's impossible for me to, with my limited understanding of medicine, to say how much this doctor deserves it. I'm sure there are many of you who have bad experiences with a doctor who will look at this and say, yeah, this guy deserves it. But I can't make that determination.

1:14:24
Unknown_19: But he is very, I think he's still active, even. Oh, he did a video as a little kid reviewing Alvin and the Chipmunks.

1:15:02
Unknown_04: Okay. Why?

Unknown_00: Why was this movie made? Was the squeakable not enough? As much as I want to say that it was enough, the unfortunate reality is that it wasn't enough.

Unknown_00: We have yet another live-action chipmunk movie. Now, I took it upon myself to watch it, and, um, that's a regret I now face.

Unknown_00: Well, I figured I'd make the best of it, and

Unknown_00: try to warn other people from seeing it. I suppose the best place to start would be this story. The Chimp wants the Chipettes to go on a cruise with Dave, cause trouble, and end up getting lost on this island. Dave's now gotta find them, and they run into this other castaway named Zoe. And she's gotta be one of the most

1:15:34
Unknown_00: one-dimensional, cliched, and just utterly pointless characters I've seen in a movie in a long time. They probably realized the script wasn't long enough and were just like, hey, let's just draw another stranded chick.

Unknown_19: He just wanted to be a little that guy with the glasses doing reviews shitting on awful chipmunk movies. And then he got schizophrenia and then he had his ass stolen from him. And now he shits constantly.

1:16:13
Unknown_19: tragic chat that's really tragic he could have been he could have been a successful youtuber in another world it's terrible it's true Jared fucked him up

Unknown_19: He carved a swastika and neighbor into two campus safety vehicles. This is before even he got his surgery. So he was, like, starting to have serious behavioral issues.

1:16:51
Unknown_19: Even before. Let's see. I'm with the J-Pals. That's gnarly. Went to school with this kid. Can agree he's not right in the head. Does he really shit his pants a lot? Oh my God, he used to be way too open about that. Sorry, that one almost made me spit out my drink as I read it. Says, did he hang out with people that were like-minded? Were there more people like him at your school? Says, it was a private Christian high school, so half the people were kids whose parent thinks sending them to private school is going to help. Nope. He hung out with skater kids mostly after high school, so it was weird because... They didn't have anything in common. They just thought it was funny because he had no filter. I used to fight with him all the time in our religion classes. He hated when women cut him off when he was talking.

1:17:23
Unknown_19: Well, you know, the Bible does say that women shouldn't teach the Bible.

Unknown_04: Let's see...

Unknown_04: So he's been in the system for a long time.

Unknown_19: Defendant motion to reduce or modify bond. On July 2022, he made written threats to do, kill bodily harm or conduct a mass shooting. In Florida. So he was from California, but he moved to Florida. And then the aura, the powerful aura of the Sunshine State obliterated his mind over time. You have to be careful, Chet. Prolonged exposure to Florida radiation does have... a long-term, irreversible, detrimental effect to your mental health and stability.

1:17:59
Unknown_04: Uh... Oh, so he does live in California. This just happened to be in Florida.

Unknown_19: He lives in Florida and New York, but he's always resided in California. So just a little exposure is enough, chat.

Unknown_19: He has Social Security income because he poops himself, and he's insane.

1:18:39
Unknown_19: He has a J pouch, a protocoloectomy with an ileal pouch anal. Dude, this is the wording that you want in your motion. When you're saying that you don't want this guy to be in jail and you need his bond reduced, you make sure that they know that he has a protocoloectomy with an ileal pouch anal anastomosis. Because without that, the judge might be wishy-washy. But then you're thinking about this guy shitting out the J pouch in the cell. And you're like, oh man, we got to send this guy home.

Unknown_19: it's crazy that they're asking him to be released because he's going to leave the state and he's going to have to attend by zoom that's a hard ask man you're like this violent guy and let's see him get tased oh I can watch this so the cop takes off he shows up where is the tasing happening

1:19:44
Unknown_04: See that car just sitting there for a while. I guess right here. Where's the tasing it?

Unknown_03: Oh, there.

Unknown_19: That sounded like a taser, but it was just crinkling. There's no tasing in this video, Jared. Not Jared, but Robert.

1:20:17
Unknown_19: Why'd you do this? Why'd you post this and say you got tased, but you didn't actually get tased on camera?

Unknown_19: Tragic.

Unknown_04: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. His videos are like, his rage face is just like the most intense thing I've ever seen.

Unknown_19: Look at this.

Unknown_19: He's such a normal-looking guy, too. This guy would be a gigachad if he didn't have schizophrenia. You know, even the poo hole. I think this is how low standards are for women. There are women out there who will date guys that have a sewed-up butthole and a poo hole in their abdomen as long as they clean the poo hole and as long as they don't stink.

1:21:03
Unknown_08: It's another day, Jared. It's another day, Jared. Where I wake up.

Unknown_19: This is... I feel like this is how Liz Fong Jones starts his day. He wakes up and he says, It's another day, Kiwi Fawn. It's another day where I wake up.

Unknown_19: I'm going to make that your problem now. And I remember my old life.

Unknown_08: And I remember that day how it was an option. Surgery was an option. It was a choice. And then you tricked me. You tricked me.

Unknown_19: so his mom is an interesting character in these videos because she's on the other one and she's talking to him like she doesn't understand that he's filming and it makes me wonder if he's just constantly talking to himself filming himself to the point where it would be impossible to conduct your life with him in your house without just addressing him constantly while he's recording because that's the only thing that makes sense to me you tricked me you came in at 9 a.m

1:21:59
Unknown_08: You said how I can't make it a couple, I'm not going to make it a couple dates? I mean, you have to pass.

Unknown_02: You're a good salesman, Jared.

Unknown_08: And Jared, I am thinking about, oh God, Jared got me, Jared. Oh, Jared.

Unknown_08: Jared Fratini. My life is gone because of you, Jared. You acted fast. You acted really, really fast, Jared. I hate you. From the moment I wake up to the moment I go to bed, Jared. I just like, how can you be so cruel? You're a creature. You know? It's like I have an amazing quality of life. I have an amazing quality of life. I go to the hospital because I have a fucking...

1:22:32
Unknown_19: That just ends. What the fuck? That is crazy. I imagine he just posts all these videos.

Unknown_04: He stopped a year ago. I wonder if he's dead.

Unknown_04: Did he get arrested again?

Unknown_04: Arrested. He was arrested on May 2024 on a federal count of interstate domestic violence and stalking.

1:23:03
Unknown_19: And he's, I guess, unplugged from the internet. He might be in a mental institution, to be quite honest with you.

Unknown_04: Wow.

Unknown_04: Truly, chat, the system fails.

Unknown_19: The mentally ill in this country.

Unknown_19: Yes, Jared stole his butt. That's the moral of the story here. Pretty tragic. I knew that it was a tragic story. That is really fucked up.

Unknown_19: This is a...

Unknown_19: I don't think it's a tragic story, but it's kind of in the same vein where you have a guy who lacks the faculties, the mental faculties to navigate the complexities of adult life. Uh, however, his, his whole, like he couldn't be further from the schizo guy. He's just dumb. Uh, this guy's name, and this is a very unusual locale because it is, um, not an American, um,

1:23:53
Unknown_19: This is Cheng Shi, also known by his pen name. As Ralph likes to say, for reasons unknown to me, nom de plume. His nom de plume is James Cage White.

Unknown_19: And if you're wondering where the name James Cage White comes from, it comes from a combination of three of his favorite things. And as I will let him explain, James as in James Bond, Cage as in Nicolas Cage, and White for white women. So he combined his three favorite things to get an actual real human name, which is very shocking, James Cage White.

1:24:30
Unknown_19: And that is... It's a bit funny. So...

Unknown_19: He is Chinese and he's from a very different culture than the U.S. I think he's heavily autistic and very low IQ. He does remind me a lot of Chris Chan in that he makes bad art. He has a love quest.

1:25:10
Unknown_19: Um, but unlike, and he has parents that are trying very hard to like put him through a normalization process, uh, elderly parents who are trying to put him through a normalization process, um, that for the most part has failed. However, that's where it kind of diverges. He's very different from Chris and how his life has taken.

Unknown_19: He got his start as a quote-unquote influencer by doing Vines. And if you don't know what a Vine is, many years ago, before TikTok was a thing, there was actually a short-form video website called Vine that was a subsidiary of Twitter that has since been shuttered. But it actually kind of pioneered that short-form video thing before TikTok nastred it to the Chinese in a much younger audience at a different time.

1:25:49
Unknown_19: With Vine, if Vine had been successful or had been a couple years later or if they just stuck with it or marketed it differently, we might be in a world where TikTok is not TikTok and instead Twitter is a massive company that's probably too big for even Elon Musk to buy it.

Unknown_19: But what he did is he did challenges. He did the Gangnam Style dance, and then he did the Ice Bucket Challenge, which were very popular on Vine around this time. And he did them, and he got a small following, which was more than none. And he has a very quirky way of speaking where he relies on a lot of catchphrases, effectively, to talk. And he talks in a very simple way that almost seems like a...

1:26:31
Unknown_19: Like a skit. Like a person doing a character. Like a simpleton character. Or like... That...

Unknown_19: Fuck, what's his name? It's the orange guy. His real name is like, um, no. But he goes, but Uncle Roger. Like an Uncle Roger thing, where it's like the Asian guy playing up his Asian-ness as like a joke. But no, he is that person. And people found that out later when he moved from Vine to TikTok years later. So I think here are his best Vines. So let's take a watch.

1:27:11
Unknown_33: Check out this grapes. Very yummy, very tasty. I like it. Good. I'm single. I'm handsome. I want to find a girlfriend here. Please help me. Thank you so much.

Unknown_33: Look how good I am. Very good. Very cool. Very handsome. I like it. This is Moto 5. It looks very real. Very cool. Very swag. I like it. Hi guys. Check out my iPad Air. Very good. Very cool. Very swag. Very handsome. I like it. Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe this is the second ice cream I eat. Very good, I like eating ice cream.

1:28:19
Unknown_33: Oh look at my chat, very cool, very nice, very handsome, I like it

Unknown_19: uh so those are popular obviously those are really funny and there's a little vignette you just think oh it's like a bored asian guy in like a shitty apartment like doing funny youtube videos whatever uh no that's actually him he has a very diminished mental capacity he lives with his parents in chong ting uh which is one of the largest cities in china and i think the third largest port in the entire world it is a massive massive wait i could be wrong

1:29:00
Unknown_19: I think I'm confusing with another city. They all sound very Ching Chong-y, all those cities in China. Anyways, big city. It is a big city, regardless of if it's the port I'm thinking of or not.

Unknown_19: But his parents have traditional Chinese values, and that is... What is the most traditional Chinese value of all traditional Chinese values, chat? Yeah, Chongqing is in England. I'm wrong. Oh, I'm thinking of Shenzhen. I fucked those up. Anyways, what is the most traditional Chinese value of all time, chat? That is...

Unknown_19: Grand baby. No, not hate America. Grand baby. Grand baby. Where my grand baby? That is the most traditional Chinese value because

1:29:32
Unknown_19: In the Chinese system, they do not have a social safety net. If you don't manage to produce a grandbaby, and you don't manage to get a successful child, and you don't manage to have a son, you die on the streets alone. That is how Chinese society works. And that is why Chinese society is so much bigger and better than the United States at this moment, because boomers do not fear death, and they do not fear dying alone. China does not have this problem. Their booners are put in line. They know that they will die alone if they do not have grandbaby. So they are invested in making sure that their children are successful, healthy, productive people.

1:30:08
Unknown_19: Unfortunately for Cheng Shi and his parents, Cheng Shi is not a very productive, healthy adult. I think he has autism or something. But that did not stop his parents from trying. His parents made him get a job, and it is unknown what his job was. It was supposedly an office job where he made $700

1:30:40
Unknown_19: a month or I think about 7,000, a little bit, I think 9,000, something like that dollars a year, which is not very much, but in China it could be. So he had a office job. However, it's unknown what he did. And after four years of doing this job, he got fired. And there's some speculation, at least, okay, I don't think it's in this thread, but I speculate that, Because I know this is a thing. I know Chinese people, and I know how this works. If you have a loser child in Chinese culture, if you have friends, and you do have friends, if you're a successful Chinese person, you know the importance of networking, and you have friends. So you ask your friends if you can get your loser child a job. And this job will be to do nothing. But they will show up, and they'll look productive, and then they can talk to women and say, oh, I have an office job. I make $2,000 a week doing an office job. And that office job could be literally fake, and that kid might not even know it. The Chinese parents are actually paying their friend to pay their child to make it look like their normal functioning adult that can hold down a job. That is...

1:31:24
Unknown_19: That is how it works. So my theory is that his parents used connections and family friends to get a job for their kid that was a do-nothing job. And then for whatever reason, either he kept fucking up or they stopped paying the friend for his wage or whatever. He got let go. There are videos of his mother trying to find a job for him.

1:32:05
Unknown_19: And I don't think it's in this thread. There was like a vine that I saw that was just like, my mother is trying to make me find a job. And it was like literally a picture of his mother on a computer, literally trying to find him a job as he was there. Now, I kind of spoiled it by flicking up and down, but...

Unknown_19: He went on a show that I cannot play. Maybe I'll do it for the locals. I'll watch this. This is a Chinese dating show.

1:32:46
Unknown_19: And I don't even know what it's called.

Unknown_19: Happy Matching. Happy Matching Chongqing is the name of the show.

Unknown_19: And they have him.

Unknown_19: and he is desperately trying to find a woman. And this apparently was like, you know this is some good fucking slop. You get this fucking loser on television trying to find a woman, and he's just like an unkempt, socially awkward guy, and these two matchmaking experts are trying to help him. That is the quality content dating show slop that is a ubiquitous love language of people all around the world. It doesn't matter if you're in Tanzania or Bhutan, or China, or the United States. That is the quality slop, okay?

1:33:21
Unknown_19: So this show, I believe, did very well in the country. Even this archive has almost 19,000 views. Well, they have it on their own channel. 28,000 just on YouTube. I bet you it does really well on Baidu from the Chongqing Broadcasting Group.

Unknown_04: This James Cage white guy is like Normysphere, I think, because they're watching this.

1:34:03
Unknown_19: That's funny.

Unknown_19: So that was like his big moment on television in China. But his parents eventually relented and did the one thing that Chris Chan's parents could never do.

Unknown_19: They got him a girlfriend. More specifically, they bought him a girlfriend.

Unknown_19: He revealed in one of his videos that his parents paid tens of thousands of dollars to arrange a marriage between him and this woman.

Unknown_19: And tragically, tragically,

1:34:36
Unknown_19: she's older too so I think that's that's probably what it is like she was older and then she's like her parents were like where grandbaby and then this guy's parents were like you are almost 40 year old where grandbaby so then they met each other boom and they're like my daughter for almost 40 no grandbaby they're like my son worthless no grandbaby and then the deal was struck bam and Shaken hands and they sold her to him and a child was produced James Cage White Chang she is a father and they produced a child and And this relationship lasted for one year, which I imagine was the minimum time stipulated in the contract.

Unknown_19: One grandbaby, maybe even one son, and then one year of marriage. And she broke up, and she took the son. He's not very broken up about it, though, from my understanding.

1:35:31
Unknown_19: She also...

Unknown_19: He also is like a gooner, I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure that there's a thing where he masturbates so furiously that he's spoken about how he can't get it up anymore because he goons like 20 hours a day. And I thought China had fixed that and had purged the gooners in the great cultural revolution. But apparently not. I've heard that the gooners are everywhere. I assume they just jerked it off to magazine photos or something like an inmate.

1:36:06
Unknown_19: So...

Unknown_19: That's what's going on with him. That's the milk. That's the baby.

Unknown_19: Drinking medicine again two times a day. If my child is gay or lesbian, I will educate him or her. Maybe I will beat him. I will try my best to make him back to normal. If it doesn't work, I have to accept the fate. My wife may not accept this fate, though.

Unknown_19: uh i told my mother that teespring blocked me and i can no longer sell t-shirts she is very very very angry i am sorry to my mother she looks after my father all the time oh his father is um on his deathbed in fact by the time that i'm reading this he might actually be dead already so uh that's kind of like another christian parallels that his father is very aged and and is uh not in good health

1:36:57
Unknown_19: The other thing is that he's obsessed with this concept of fate. Now, when you talk about fate and predestination, you might think of, like, Calvinism. In Calvinism, the idea is that God is omniscient, so he'll know if you are going to heaven or hell or not. And this debate over if God is omniscient or willfully turns a blind eye to the fates of mankind... and the individual choices that people make. This is one of the most autistic debates in theology ever. In fact, the Catholic Church, I believe, officially bans any discussion about it because they can't agree on it. So...

1:37:34
Unknown_19: Mr. Cheng Shi has his own interpretation of predestination that does not involve, uh, people doing good works are, uh, should do good works because that means that you're predetermined to go to heaven or whatever. His idea of fate is the nihilistic one where none of this shit matters. Whatever happens, happens. Why even fucking bother? So his idea of fate is don't even try. And that's why he, part of how he excuses never ever doing anything ever for any reason.

1:38:07
Unknown_19: It is fate that he not have girlfriend. Everything is fate, not in our hands. Take my example. My fate is controlled by Teespring. Teespring decides my fate. No matter how hard I create art, it just doesn't allow me to sell. Our fate is always at other people's hands, not ourselves. Well, Mr. Changshi, I fully agree with that statement. However, I do not accept the clandestine approach of yours. I believe I have the fate to stick a knife in everybody that I don't fucking like and force them to do what I want, chat.

Unknown_19: That's the difference between you and me, Changshi.

Unknown_19: The only difference.

1:38:39
Unknown_19: Also you're Chinese.

Unknown_19: Oh, this is great, by the way.

Unknown_19: See, this guy is so base. I just want to play video game Dwarf Fortress, but I don't know if my English is good enough to pray to. I will download this game tonight after back home. Thanks for supporting my friend. So he plays Dwarf Fortress on his computer at work. I think that's why he got fired. He kept playing Dwarf Fortress instead of doing nothing at his job.

Unknown_04: Let's see.

1:39:15
Unknown_04: Is there another video that I want to play? I think I want to find his TikTok account.

Unknown_19: Because I think he has a TikTok account.

Unknown_04: No, he doesn't. Or it's not in this post.

Unknown_04: He has Twitter. That's a very dangerous open. Let me check this.

Unknown_04: Maybe I can find his TikTok real quick. I want to see what he's up to. I'm curious, boy.

Unknown_04: James Cage White.

Unknown_19: He is still active.

1:39:48
Unknown_19: He sells his shirts on the fourthwall.com now.

Unknown_19: So Bella Canvas super soft t-shirt swag warrior. James White. Check out his muscle. Very cool. Very swag. I like it. Swag warrior. That's a nice design.

Unknown_19: This one's less. I don't know. I kind of like this Jeremy Hamley lookalike. It's like the t-shirt model.

Unknown_19: I'm learning FL Studio. It's too hard for me to make music. He has hundreds of likes on this.

Unknown_19: He has 150,000 followers and is followed by Sam. I did not realize that this guy was so big. What the fuck? I thought he was just some fucking guy in China.

1:40:23
Unknown_19: Someone hooked this guy up with subscriptions on Zitter. Oh, he's streaming on Twitch. Book me on Cameo. Buy things from Amazon. Donate to me. Thanks so much. And there is no TikTok.

Unknown_04: I thought he was on TikTok.

Unknown_04: He has no videos. He doesn't stream.

1:40:56
Unknown_04: Does he delete all his VODs?

Unknown_04: Yeah, he must.

Unknown_04: um i went to supermarket and bought many food like tomatoes beans chili ginger i don't buy steam steam i buy food food oh because he has a chronic addiction to buying steam games even though he has like a really old dilapidated computer that it doesn't run on he just buys steam games that look interesting that he can't even play i remember that was another thing he kept bankrupting himself and losing all his money because he kept buying steam games

1:41:31
Unknown_19: Oh, he does have a TikTok, but he doesn't have it linked on anything.

Unknown_33: Hello, my friend. I'm playing drum. It's very cool, very swag.

Unknown_33: Yeah, I can become a drummer.

Unknown_20: Big chopsticks.

Unknown_33: I'm surprised he doesn't have a bigger following on TikTok.

Unknown_19: I guess I can't browse his account because that's...

Unknown_19: I have to drag the puzzle piece. It's very, very apropos. Can I view this now? No, I cannot. Okay.

1:42:05
Unknown_19: I guess I'll look at this on my own time, then.

Unknown_19: Honestly, he has 150,000 followers, but he can't get anyone to follow him on TikTok?

Unknown_19: He can buy himself an iPad Pro, though. Should be putting that money away for your dear old father who's dying.

Unknown_19: I'm wearing my mother's hat. And then he has the A-log emoji. I like this. I like this tweet.

Unknown_04: I'll reply to him.

1:42:40
Unknown_19: There. I'm helping him out. I'm engaging... I'm engaging... I'm engaging with content, chat.

Unknown_19: Um...

Unknown_19: And then he's learning Russian.

Unknown_02: Okay, great.

Unknown_19: I got you. I got you. I have a good understanding of this guy now.

Unknown_19: I'll just call it there. Let's do a next one. Thank you, James.

Unknown_19: All right. As I promised, I had three bronies. I believe this is the second brony lined up. This is Dan Burst Studios. I played...

1:43:11
Unknown_19: I think a little bit of this guy's video, or I promised I would. So...

Unknown_19: This guy, Herbert, Herbert the Hapa, had a brilliant idea. He was going to set up a pony troll sona, and he was going to make a fake locale profile, and then he was going to epically own the A-logs by antagonizing the fuck out of them and directly engaging them to try and get attention. However, his OPSEC was not up to par, and he immediately got looked up in the phone book and then immediately deleted everything. However...

1:43:45
Unknown_19: Before he did this, he published a 30 minute long video that was like, even at the time, like nobody fell for this. It was like, obviously like, okay, this guy's doing it for attention. I will play just a little bit of this. And that was not the right slide, actually.

Unknown_04: That was a different person.

Unknown_04: Where is this guy's shit at?

Unknown_04: Here it is.

Unknown_04: Oh, I might've downloaded this ahead of time, I think. Am I a bot?

1:44:22
Unknown_19: Okay, no.

Unknown_16: Hi everybody, Danceverse Studios here, and today, we're gonna be reacting and debunking, which, yes, this is a Danceverse Debunks video, of my Kiwi Farmstread, of Danceverse Studios Official. And, let me just say, first of all, how pathetic it is that they've spent 14 entire pages chronicling me, just a small part-time YouTuber who hasn't even gone full-time yet, just because they think that my quote-unquote behavior is quote-unquote so abnormal, they say, that they're archiving all my tweets, which I have nothing to hide about my tweets, so you can go and archive anything you want, spoiled kiwis, on kiwifarms, which, by the way, the reason I'm calling you spoiled kiwis, which you are, is because You guys harass not just me, but a ton of other people, and I personally, I have very good operational security, which some people on Kiwi forums call OPSEC, in that I am able to successfully delineate my online life from my real life, which is unfortunately subject to the whims of employers, officials, people who are anti-free speech, but many other kiwiformers victims do not have this level of operational security due to either lack of knowledge or lack of ability, and those are the people that I'm really interested in defending with this Kiwiforms thread.

1:45:07
Unknown_19: These so-called- That's the- He rambled. It's like a flow of thought for like 34 minutes. I just wanted to get to that point because it was a little bit ironic in retrospect. There is one other timestamp that I have because it made me laugh. I think this is it.

1:45:58
Unknown_16: New mail.

Unknown_16: New mail. You don't have a clue how much I despise that term. And yet you think that it's applicable to Sunburst. No. No, it isn't. No, it isn't. You guys understand that right here. Like,

Unknown_16: I'm being surrounded by two mares. I'm literally cuckolding Starrylight. Even though she's my soulmate, I'm able to cuckold her a little. And she likes it! And she likes it because she knows that I'm her soulmate! She knows that I'm the only one who can bring a spirit of intellectual vigor into her life! So much so that I'm able to, let's say, horse around with a little friend of mine and...

1:46:37
Unknown_16: It's still a good deal for her.

Unknown_16: I'm giving her 80% of my focus and it's still a good deal for her. You guys have no idea how much value I provide for that to be even something that applies

Unknown_16: Oh, but I guess I'm a new male because I don't... Even as like a trolling thing, like I want to make myself like a pony troll.

Unknown_19: Like the fact that he came up with that scenario that he has like a whole stable full of horse bitches and they're grateful to even be cuckolded by the mighty Dan's Burst. That's pretty funny.

1:47:18
Unknown_19: That's pretty funny. I meant he got me. I laughed.

Unknown_19: um and that's all i have to say about him he came and went really fast so and he wasn't he wasn't like actually caught up in this um okay so this was a very very last second edition because the guy not only posted this but he reposted this right before the stream and i'm like okay look i will i will play this guy but he better be fucking funny that's what i gotta say so

1:47:52
Unknown_19: This is John C. Lasheras, also known as Singularitarian Technologies. He is described in this thread as a transhumanist philosopher.

Unknown_19: being telepathically raped and tortured by Mark Zuckerberg, Isabel Santiago, and stupid neighbors. And this is him. Now, I'm aware that even now, even recently, they've been trying to promote this stuff in the Community Happenings Post because...

Unknown_19: He is making unhinged diatribes about how Mark Zuckerberg is personally forming a telepathic connection with him. And in his mind, in the cockles of his brain, is sodomizing him against his will. Which is obviously, that is a thing that schizophrenics have. They have these parasocial relationships with people on TV where they think that they're doing stuff to them. It's also pretty common for them to believe that they're having mind-to-mind sexual experiences with famous people. um i've never heard of it actually i have heard i heard of it being on non-consensual so i haven't heard of it being a man though this is the first man schizophrenic i've seen that believes that he's having a non-consensual sexual relationship via telepathy i have seen it with women though um so with that on the ground um

1:49:17
Unknown_19: He has put out a bunch of videos, and that's what a lot of these are. And I think his video content is where he shines. So this video, John LeSherris is live at an hour. Better be funny. I'll play this now. I downloaded it.

Unknown_09: Get off my property. Get away from me. I didn't do anything. Get off. Get away from my father's property.

1:49:51
Unknown_09: I'm not going to talk to you. I don't consent to anything. I'm not going to consent to anything. Excuse me. Respect me. Get away from my father's property and leave me alone.

Unknown_09: Well, what do you think? You think he's going to run me over? I wouldn't doubt it if you would. All right, there's nothing to talk about. What do you want to talk about exactly? You want to shoot the shit about nothing? What are you here for to bother me for?

Unknown_21: Listen, she just wants to talk to you.

Unknown_09: Go fuck yourself. Let me go home, and that's it. I don't consent to anything, and I'm not going anywhere.

1:50:23
Unknown_09: I have to use the restroom. Could you at least be courteous enough to let me go inside and use the restroom? Of course.

Unknown_00: You can use the bathroom. We just wanted to talk to you. We just wanted to make sure you were there. We got a phone call. Listen, can we explain why we're here?

Unknown_09: I already explained to officer. No, you need to talk to the dispatcher. Yes, the dispatcher. 393. And I'm live streaming you and I'm recording you. That's fine. We've already been over this ad nauseum. They lied to me about and disclosure forms and they didn't tell me what I was signing and that they didn't do any due diligence or deliberation thereof to tell me what was happening. Is that what made you upset?

Unknown_01: Yep. And I'd be mad too.

1:50:55
Unknown_09: Yep. Okay. And for years, I've been the victim of heinous and grievous civil liberties and civil rights violations and the weaponization of psychiatry for doing nothing wrong. And the taxpayers have footed a five plus million dollar bill for nothing. Is that all that happened? That's it. That's truthful.

Unknown_06: So you want to go inside and use the bathroom?

Unknown_09: I want to go inside and use the bathroom now and be left alone.

Unknown_06: That's fine. Can I just introduce Sophie? I don't want to talk to you. You don't have to. Can I go inside and be left alone? I'm not going anywhere.

Unknown_09: Can I go inside and be left alone? This is an exercise in fertility.

1:51:26
Unknown_19: Let me go inside and leave me alone. That sounds like one of those things that someone hears and then reiterates that. You've got this guy chained down in a psychiatric hospital and he's screaming. And the doctor's like, sir, this is an exercise in futility, what you're doing right now. So now he's throwing that back at them.

Unknown_09: I'm not, excuse me, I'm not talking to you. I'm not consenting voluntarily to go anywhere. So let's see what's going to happen this time.

1:51:58
Unknown_09: Nope, I don't.

Unknown_09: And I won't.

Unknown_09: I'm going to leave here right now. I'm not going to any psychiatric institution. Oh.

Unknown_09: No, I'm not. I'm not going.

Unknown_03: No, I'm not.

Unknown_03: No, I'm not.

Unknown_09: If you don't want me here, then I'm going to... Excuse me, I'm talking. I'm going to vacate the premises. Excuse me, I'm talking. Give me some respect. I'm not going to a psychiatric institution. I have to use the restroom. You want to look at my big cock too while I'm taking a piss? You're a fucking faggot. You're a fucking faggot.

1:52:29
Unknown_09: You can pat me down. I know you want to. Come on. Come on, big boy.

Unknown_01: There's no respect to be had. No problem.

Unknown_09: I know you like looking at big fucking dicks or whatever, you fucking faggot.

Unknown_19: I'm concerned about what's going to happen, though. I have hid the screen.

Unknown_09: Go to the bathroom.

1:53:10
Unknown_19: I don't hear any pee-pee.

Unknown_19: There we go.

Unknown_19: Okay, let me try skipping around. I'm not seeing anything, by the way. It's pointed up.

Unknown_19: Okay, so he's got his camera. He's still talking to the police 10 minutes in. Let me unhide it now.

Unknown_09: Civil liberties and civil rights violence.

Unknown_19: So he's just yelling at everybody in the house. He's having an episode. The police are there. They're talking to him.

Unknown_19: Check 20 minutes in.

Unknown_09: W-O-R.

Unknown_09: p-r-e-s-s wordpress one compound word so period wordpress dot com john c lacheris dot wordpress dot com that's his blog research and development section is in numerous sections as well he's trying to explain them his schizo theories in there this guy looks very bored we're 30 minutes in now

1:54:01
Unknown_19: This guy... The officer appears... Hold up. The officer appears to be having a psychiatric reaction to the stimuli. Now, I'm the best locale psychologist the world's ever fucking seen. And this is locale psychology. This officer does not want to be in the situation. He is involuntarily exposed to the situation. He's being paid to stand here and he cannot leave. until the situation is resolved and they feel like he's no longer a danger to himself or others. However, that has not happened in 30 minutes of interacting with him. So now the cop, he's having a little bit of an issue. He's having some psychiatric issues himself, and he's currently going through stages of grief and processing what he's experiencing.

1:54:38
Unknown_19: This is an exercise in futility. That's exactly right. Okay, 40 minutes.

Unknown_19: ...to as many people as possible and the administration of that hospital they're on.

Unknown_19: 1-0-5-1. It's pretty funny. Okay.

Unknown_19: He's just sitting there. At 50 minutes, he's still sitting there. The guy is still talking to him. There is no resolution in sight.

1:55:12
Unknown_19: These guys are unable to do anything until... There's our guy. There's our boy. And then we get to 1-5-0-1. Sorry, I farted.

Unknown_09: Yes, I'm human too. I farted. I'm sorry. So if it smells...

Unknown_19: See, this cop is now an hour into this engagement, and the conversation has devolved into fart talk, which is putting the officer under some stress. Now, he's trained, but his training has not prepared him for this particular set of stimuli chat.

1:55:45
Unknown_04: Does he get arrested?

Unknown_04: Cop, like, approaches him, right?

Unknown_04: No?

Unknown_04: Okay, this is like a nurse.

Unknown_09: What does she have to say? Expeditiously, can you go to that place?

Unknown_09: Hello, miss, please give me your full name.

Unknown_22: No, and turn that off. I'm paranoid.

Unknown_09: That's not going to happen.

Unknown_22: Then you're going to go to the hospital without conversation.

Unknown_09: Why is that?

Unknown_22: Because it sounds like you're not stable.

Unknown_09: No. And you have to have everything recorded, and that's a little too paranoid. Okay, fine.

1:56:21
Unknown_22: Turn it off, and we'll talk woman to man. adults okay please turn it off we'll talk for five minutes okay and then give me the that sounds illegal jurisdictional capacity for you to do that where i cannot record in my house why can't i do that because i cannot record sir you can record in your house i can't i'm a screener a state certified screener by new jersey right and i cannot be recorded and i cannot record anything either with my bosses right no problem no problem sorry about

Unknown_19: huh interesting so i assume that at that point in time they've already called in the 5150 and they're like we're gonna have to do an involuntary hold on him and the lady for HIPAA reasons is not allowed to talk to him about his condition and it's like we can either talk about your condition and then you go to the hospital or we can involuntarily seize you and send you to the hospital and shut off your phone that way i'm assuming that's what the dichotomy is here and there's there's no merely an illusion of choice as to what's happening she's lying i don't think so she's saying that they're going to take him to the hospital it doesn't sound like a bluff to me the cops have been there for an hour i feel like i feel like the reason why he listened to her is that um he's had this happen before where the they said like we're either going to do this the easy way or the hard way and they just did that that's weird

1:57:15
Unknown_19: Interesting end. That's a very bizarre end to see him so calmed down by the hospital lady from the government walking in and just telling him to calm down. LOL, calm down. And he's like, okay then. Expert. An expert at her career. Now you see why she makes the big bucks.

Unknown_19: Okay, um...

Unknown_19: So the next little cows that I have are a string of site-specific domesticated homegrown halal content. So on the all-beef stream, we've had some weird beef, some foreign bits, some sweet meats that we not usually eat. Now we have halal-certified content.

1:58:20
Unknown_19: Of course, I am doing the all beef in support of my locals. Maddie.live.com. Please join the locals. I'm trying to impress Rumble. I'm not trying to look like a blight on their lovely little system. I know that joining locals is taboo. There have been other creators on locals who...

Unknown_19: I've fallen down a dark path, chat. However, I promise you there will be no wine moms stripped bare. There will be no bottle-ass pictures. There will be no Discord kittens, chat. That is my solemn vow to you, my audience, that none of these things will happen on madatheaternet.com.locals. It's not how it is. madatheaternet.locals.com slash support, chat. I have to get better at grifting.

1:58:58
Unknown_19: Okay. I'm grown. Okay, so this was the guy I was thinking of.

Unknown_19: Yeah, it was. Um...

Unknown_19: So this is Nicholas Marshall Talbot, and I have specifically tried to avoid talking about him because he is like a mentally ill paranoid schizo, and he's obsessed with me in particular. He loves to try and impersonate me on social media platforms and say dumb shit for reasons unbeknownst to me because I've never really interacted with him.

1:59:42
Unknown_19: But I have mentioned him one time before.

Unknown_19: Yes, the Gumroad died in December, bro. I mentioned this. I've not had Gumroad for three months. You gotta go to the locals now. So this guy...

Unknown_19: he is a skit.

Unknown_19: So as I said, he joined the forum and he created a thread because he was a big Genshin impact fan. And in particular, he was a big fan of Klee, the short girl previously described that I interrupted myself because I was talking with the wrong person. Um, so he was on this discord talking about Klee, his love. I think he's also an open lolly con. Um,

2:00:29
Unknown_19: But then this person in the Genshin Impact community was a troll and trolled them. This person joined the Genshin Impact Discord and told Nicholas Talbot to his fucking face in the Genshin Impact safe space that Genshin Impact is for pedophiles. And so Mr. Talbot did not take this sitting down. And he looked into the phone book to figure out who this treacherous villain sliding him and the good name Vulcanshin Impact players and decided to post them on the Kiwi farms and ask for a little bit of a personal army request against this evil wrongdoer.

2:01:18
Unknown_19: And who was this evil, terrible person trolling in the Genshin Impact discord? Why? It was a 13-year-old girl. And not just a 13-year-old girl, a 13-year-old black girl. And not just a 13-year-old black girl, but a 13-year-old black pooner who had pooned out.

Unknown_19: And this man, this grown man, this 30-year-old fucking man,

Unknown_19: was epically trolled to a point of mental breakdown by a 13-year-old black pooner. No, no, not my Oshie. To the point where he went to the fucking forum and tried to rally the troops to bring on an assault, an attack against this 13-year-old black pooner who so vigorously upset him that he fled. He was driven out from his Genshin Impact community.

2:01:56
Unknown_19: obviously actually i even have the post down here this the op was preserved hi i don't see okay so this is it's nat nat's o2 bots he says i can't seem to post threads yet but here's this fm trune who goes by kit pronouns no really which kit is like kit kit self or whatever uh who's been constantly harassing me and just about every person who plays ginseng impact including minos She fanks that anyone that plays the game is a pedophile. All the characters in it are fictional, and the majority of playable characters are adults. And also called a 15-year-old in Genshin Impact unofficial discord a pedophile for liking Klee.

2:02:46
Unknown_19: She goes by Punk Online and has sexually harassed many Genshin Impact fans as well. I have photos of her face, and I managed to get her parents' Facebook.

Unknown_19: Really feel like this would be a good place to expose her further. She's also lied about her age, claiming to be 18 when she's actually 14.

Unknown_19: She's still raiding the Genshin Impact unofficial Discord server, calling all Genshin fans pedophiles and sending gore to them as well.

2:03:25
Unknown_19: We have redacted the information about the Black Pooner.

Unknown_19: The mod says, we're not here to play your personal savior. PA request denied.

Unknown_19: This guy doubles down. She's a really fucking disgusting person and has threatened to shoot up the Hoyaverse headquarters and has threatened to kill my friend's dog. Oh my god, this pooner is not taking the testosterone well. She's going crazy. She's not going to stop raiding Genshin Discord servers anytime soon and keeps cyberstalking and harassing me, my friends, and the Genshin Impact fandom in general. I don't care that she's 14. She's fucking sick in the head. And she needs to learn that calling someone a pedophile for liking a fictional character that just so happens to be a child is extremely... Usually the lolly people don't refer to the characters as a child. That's very funny.

2:04:01
Unknown_19: Um, is extremely disingenuous and fucked up. Uh, response to the mod saying, go fuck yourself. He says, but she's a perfect locale material and a sick girl as well, as well as a risk to a bunch of people on the lowercase I internet. This fucking piece of shit needs her lowercase I internet access cut off. It's just like Bob. He's like, he needs his own Bob to run in there and cut it down.

2:04:34
Unknown_19: For the rest of her life, me, my friends, and just about everyone in the Genshin Impact fandom has fallen victim to people like her. Genshin Impact haters are seriously delusional, and it's fucking tiring to deal with them every single goddamn day.

Unknown_19: This went back and forth. He tried very hard.

Unknown_18: like even the vtuber even the vtuber shout out post and chatted this is your oshi right here uh even the vtuber fan is like bro this is a bit fucking weird i don't i don't know about this short girl i don't know what this anime thing is but it's a little suspicious um

2:05:22
Unknown_19: Anyways, so this is what his face looks like. I don't know. They Photoshop him into a bunch of shit, and he has a bunch of autism meltdowns. There you go. That's his cool picture. He's got aviator shades, so you know he's a fucking hard ass. He's had multiple crossovers, not just because of his own personal account that eventually got banned for being a spurg, but not only because he sits on Twitter and tries to impersonate random users on the Kiwi Farms now, but he's also had crossovers with somebody else I'm about to talk about.

Unknown_19: Um, and Elaine, the piss menge, uh, and a bunch of other people, basically the whole like myriad of anti Kiwi farms, Twitter spurts as, as a total, um,

2:06:03
Unknown_19: And that's all I really have to say about him. He's not too interesting outside of that. Again, he's in that cult cow section, 330 plus pages, because it's like a handful of interested users are monitoring his activity, and his activity is mostly just responding to them, and it kind of perpetuates itself in that way, which is not my cup of tea. However, the origin story of trying to dox the Black Pooner, the little Black Pooner that could...

Unknown_19: The base warrior, little black pooner that could, who is going to take the fight to Ho-Yo-Verse itself. That's probably one of the funniest stories on the forum. That's one of the funniest ways to get dogs.

2:06:38
Unknown_19: Okay, and... That brings me to Zoe, a.k.a. Tiffany Johnston. I guess no relation to...

Unknown_19: YMS? He has the same last name.

Unknown_19: She is a... Oops, I admitted myself. A severely...

Unknown_19: mentally ill young woman, which I believe is part of her appeal, because she's a retard, but she's still a young woman, so you have a bunch of simps who simp for her. I think it's like pretend simping. They pretend to simp for her, but pretend simping is still simping, chat. That's how it is. That's the rule. If you pretend simping, you're still simping.

2:07:19
Unknown_04: Let's see...

Unknown_04: She had an abusive stepfather, which probably didn't help with the, uh... the thing...

Unknown_19: Destin, Florida. That is a very, very familiar name. She creates like 10 million sock accounts and gets banned constantly for being a violent lunatic.

2:07:51
Unknown_19: You really have to know the thread to know her drama.

Unknown_19: The thing that I showed at the beginning of the stream, the music video, which I'll replay just for those of you who missed the intro.

Unknown_19: It's just such a good song. I can't help myself. Unless my memories fade.

2:08:29
Unknown_13: It wasn't that long ago. Came out regulated. Ain't no fun if your girl don't go.

2:09:31
Unknown_27: Freeway singing. Hey, Mr. DJ, give me your.

Unknown_12: I hate this so much.

Unknown_27: So I can receive pay and live comfortably. Got women hunting me. Warning my company. Trying to pump me. Full of **** I stay level. Recognize the devil when he messing with a rebel. I'm holding metal. Brady to bring it to him strong. Rob Strickland. Make sure my name lives on and lasts long. Number one with every song. Rock a microphone. Even if my sight gone. Man, you're wrong. Say you was hot as me. Better chance in the lottery.

2:10:02
Unknown_27: Make a mockery if you ain't bringing the real. Lacking the skill, average running the mill. Whatever you feel, homie, we can handle this. Get it on from the bricks, back to Los Angeles.

Unknown_03: We keep it going on, stop y'all.

Unknown_19: There's a very important part to this that's in the middle.

Unknown_19: Trombonista unrenounced to me I didn't even know this was a thing Trombonista apparently was aware that Zoe in her state of perpetual filth had a bathtub full of glass which posed an imminent physical harm to her so Trombonista from the bottom of her heart, convinced Zoe that if she cleaned out the glass from her bathroom, then she would be unbanned from the Kiwi Farms for at least a little while. And so she actually did film herself removing the broken, shattered glass from her filthy bathtub. And, of course, she was complaining while doing this, but it is for her own good. So...

2:10:43
Unknown_19: That is nice. That is nice of them to do. That's a nice exchange, Chet.

Unknown_19: I'm not sure if there's really too much to say about her. And I feel like I would be disappointing some people if I didn't have too much else to say. Her thing is just that she's a violent, psychotic retard who talks to a bunch of other retards like Nicholas Talbot. And then...

2:11:30
Unknown_19: She complains on Twitter. So unless you're really up to date with all her meanderings, it's impossible to summarize what she's up to. However, I did mention GoAnimate earlier in the show. So I did promise you that there would be a GoAnimate video. So EmoBoyFucker666, aka Zoe, did in fact make a little GoAnimate video. And I think we should watch it, Chubb.

2:12:03
Unknown_06: Unikitty show fanatic. How dare you be mean to me, and have OMC be your brother. You know that I am supposed to be your real brother, that is it I will kill you. Not so fast buddy.

Unknown_06: You leave my sister alone.

Unknown_06: You two shut the up. Now I have two people on my list to kill. You don't hurt my fuck buddy and his sister. You should shut up. What are you? On crack? G-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-

2:12:48
Unknown_04: I am calling 911.

Unknown_04: Not my fuck buddy and you better not hurt my sister.

Unknown_04: Wah, you killed my brother.

Unknown_04: That was, I killed the bad users.

2:13:21
Unknown_19: Bad users, of course, being anyone that she doesn't like, I suppose. And...

Unknown_19: That's about it.

Unknown_19: Her drama mostly consists of making violent, psychotic threats on Twitter, getting banned, and then complaining that she's being censored because she's too close to this truth or whatever, and not because she continues to break the rules of Twitter in the most obvious way possible, that you don't even need people to report you to get banned for.

Unknown_19: So that's it.

Unknown_19: That's, um...

2:13:55
Unknown_19: tiffany skyler johnson i imagine that she was a guy in the video because um the rambo guy is just a guy you don't have a rambo girl this is 30 seconds we can watch the bad users get deported too let's watch this oh my god that's so loud

Unknown_06: Hey, USF, TFP Orange Boy, Splatnest, and Roblox Sky Production. How dare you insult me, Fence IT.

Unknown_04: You will be deported to Mexico.

Unknown_04: This is how the wall works in real life.

Unknown_19: There's like a portal to anti-gravity field and they just put you in it and then you float away until you're about like a couple of feet past the wall and then it drops you on the other side. I said, that is how it works.

2:14:49
Unknown_19: All right.

Unknown_19: Next, a brief interlude, a brief interlude. There's really not much to say about this guy. I've played him before. This is Michael Lambert. He does reactions to reactions. He is basically a review bra for the review bras of the world.

Unknown_19: And he wants to react to this Reese's PB&J Grape Big Cup, which I'm going to be real, sounds fucking disgusting. But let's see what the reviewer of the reviewer has to say about a chat.

2:15:29
Unknown_24: hey youtube it's michael lambert here hi michael i'm back once again with another reaction video once again i'm reacting to disco bob entertainment and more in this video new reese's pb and j grape big cup review

Unknown_24: This is one of the new ones that he uploaded yesterday, and I'm going to react to it right now. And if any notifications pop up during the video, I apologize. I will take care of them.

Unknown_19: See, you know that this is Kino because it says right there that this is the Kino Master. So there's no way it can't be Kino. Let's get to this video.

Unknown_24: I'm going to be trying a new kind of Reese cup.

Unknown_05: So stay tuned for this one. Here we go.

2:16:24
Unknown_19: So his thing is that he makes really gratuitously overreactive faces to like every single thing said. I also want to point out that he appears to have this triangle shaped dent in his skull. And it makes me wonder if he's had like actual brain surgery. Cause if I, I don't know what it looks like if someone's had brain surgery, but I imagine it would leave a gigantic triangle shape in your skull like that, where it's been cut open. This guy's channel has 98 views.

2:17:07
Unknown_19: And then this guy is showing us 42. This is the bottom. This is the absolute bottom of the content algorithm, where you have somebody reacting to somebody's video, and neither of them have broken 100 views yet. There are more people watching me watch this than have ever watched this video. This is the new Reese's PB&J.

Unknown_05: Cool. Big cup.

Unknown_19: Wow, look at those eyes.

Unknown_05: So expressive. Smile. Wow. Shocked face. Super shocked. He couldn't find the shocked, the strawberry. That's like the reaction that you have in a movie where a child gets hit by a car.

2:17:53
Unknown_05: Okay. But I couldn't find it yet. But I found this one at one of my local Dollar Generals. It's just a little single cup. Wow, Dollar General. I've seen people review them in bigger cups.

Unknown_05: Wow.

Unknown_19: Even bigger, Chad.

Unknown_05: Check this out. 190 calories for one.

Unknown_19: Wow. That's too fucking much.

Unknown_05: Wow. So, let's open this up. It's supposed to have a little grape at the bottom and then...

Unknown_19: PBJ Big Cup sounds fucking gross, bro. What's wrong with you? Reese's Cups, the best thing is the fucking peanut butter. You're adding fucking jelly.

2:18:24
Unknown_19: You could just go and get Smuckers and then dip it in chocolate and you'd probably get a better eating experience than whatever the fuck this is.

Unknown_05: And I've talked to people that said they I've seen people where they couldn't find a grape I can't believe you guys are brainwashing and wanting this fucking thing.

Unknown_19: No, you guys are crazy This is a single big cup cool.

Unknown_05: So let's get this cool chat. I like anything Reese's I bet I bought a couple of them This guy looks so much like rick scott the governor of florida, he's like a baldo.

2:19:04
Unknown_19: He also kind of looks like der kuma Okay, so let's give this a try

Unknown_19: I gotta see his reaction to the bite. I can't just watch this thing tune out before the bite's taken. Look at how anticipatory he is. He's so hyped. He can't, he's not even blinking. He needs to see his reaction. He's just hanging on every second. He can't stand it.

Unknown_18: Oh. Wow.

Unknown_19: Wow. You can taste grape flavor in the PB&J grape flavored peanut butter cup.

Unknown_18: Oh.

2:19:39
Unknown_19: Holy shit, chat.

Unknown_19: This is the content I'm missing in my fucking life. Why do I wake up in the morning when I don't get to see this guy reacting to reactions, chat?

Unknown_18: Their faces are so comedic, both of them.

Unknown_19: I don't know who that guy's face is.

Unknown_19: Maybe I should do what Kino Casino does. I should take this and make it like a sticker on Kick and Rumble. Would that be a welcomed addition to take this guy's face and make it a sticker, Chet? It might be. I need to liven it up. I only got hamsters right now. All right.

2:20:10
Unknown_19: Another local homebrew. This is Lunar Eclipse Paradox, also known as Alex Hugendorp.

Unknown_19: Um...

Unknown_04: I'm trying to remember. Okay, what do I say in my notes? Hold up.

Unknown_19: Nothing.

Unknown_19: Nothing, chat. I'm drawing a blank. I'm drowning, chat. I'm drowning live on air. Let's play the video. Hope it works.

2:20:42
Unknown_34: So sick of you trolls betraying me. You're never my real friends. You never were. You always talk behind my back and betrayed me.

Unknown_34: So here's some middle fingers I'm gonna give.

Unknown_34: Fuck you, Toji Susuharu.

Unknown_34: Fuck you, Mr. Sparkletor.

Unknown_34: Fuck you, Axiom the Fucker.

Unknown_19: These are all KiwiFriends users. Fuck you, Galton's Ghost.

Unknown_34: Fuck you, Alex.

Unknown_34: Fuck you, Glowy.

2:21:18
Unknown_34: Fuck you... What are the other names?

Unknown_19: Oh, I remember. Okay.

Unknown_19: So this guy joined the forum and he got phone booked because he ignored the fucking username warning and he posted a bunch of shit that identified himself and his username was very similar to his main ones.

Unknown_19: And what they found was that this guy is like a hardcore gooner. He has something called the visual novel database. He has an account on that. And apparently, unbeknownst to me, there are over a thousand visual novels. And I know this because... He has rated over a thousand visual novels, many of them pornographic. And that's where the references to like Amputee Lolly comes from, because apparently he has reviewed Amputee Lolly visual novels in the visual novel database.

2:21:58
Unknown_19: So this guy, and from my understanding, these are like video games, like pseudo video games where you just like turn the page by clicking buttons and stuff. So he's like, I honestly did not know there were over a thousand of these games in existence, but there's apparently much more because he's only reviewed a thousand. I assume that the, the totality of this body of work is much greater than just a thousand.

2:22:31
Unknown_19: Um,

Unknown_19: But, uh, why is he saying this in the children's park? Apparently he has autism real bad. Uh, Oh, okay. Now he's a halal lolcow. So he comes from the forum. A lot of his drama is back and forth with the forum. It's funny that I forgot this cause he hates me so much. I didn't, I don't know anything about him, but he apparently doesn't like me very much. And let's just finish this video. And then I have another video that I want to show you.

2:23:07
Unknown_34: Fuck you. Kiwi and cow. Fuck you.

Unknown_34: Berg, Spectator, whatever the fuck you're called. Okay?

Unknown_34: Fuck you, We Are The Witches. Fuck you, Private Tag Reporter. Fuck all of you. Fuck every single one of you.

Unknown_34: Fuck all of you.

Unknown_34: All of you can go to fucking hell.

Unknown_34: Fuck you.

2:23:41
Unknown_34: This is the lowest hanging fruit.

Unknown_18: Wow. Wow.

Unknown_19: Now you got big frowny face on in this video. Apparently that trend of fuck you Joshua Connor Moon continues because he published this video. Let's take a listen.

2:24:16
Unknown_34: This is a message to Joshua Connor Moon. You better mitigate this bullying situation right now because it's really getting out of hand. Alright? People are saying lies about me and other shit like that.

Unknown_18: Oh no, my Oshie.

Unknown_34: You better mitigate this.

Unknown_34: Oh, and you better give me back the $50 I donated in litigation fund. If you don't do something about this bullying situation, I'm going to come to your house and I'm going to fucking behead you, you motherfucker.

2:24:50
Unknown_34: that's very rude something about it right now thank god keir starmer is rounding up all the samurai swords i feel much safer now now that the samurai sword menace is being dealt with um someone said this is the lowest thing for it's true this is what i mean they got the cult cows you have these guys and their main thing is that they are um

Unknown_19: They are reacting to the forum, almost live. And I think he actually had a forum account. I banned him because... I actually don't know. Why is he banned? Let's check chat.

Unknown_19: He is hard banned. What is he hard banned for?

Unknown_19: Spamming retard. He's only banned temporarily. Until the 31st. Oh my god.

Unknown_19: We can even lift this right now.

Unknown_19: Do it on stream just because I can. Just because I have the capacity. I thought it was permanently banned. I made his name red. Let me remove the red name because otherwise that will confuse people once he starts posting.

2:25:41
Unknown_04: Let me do this on the other browser.

Unknown_19: Feeling generous, chat. I'm Generous Josh.

Unknown_19: That's my name. Everybody on planet Earth acknowledges what a nice and generous boy that I am. And that should work. Okay. Now he's all set up. I got him all squared away. It was expiring in a couple days. So why not accelerate that? Look, he even logs in recently to check and see if he's on that. 6,000 messages? How? Where?

2:26:13
Unknown_04: Is it just in his thread? Yeah.

Unknown_04: How many pages is this? 200, that's it?

2:26:48
Unknown_04: You would expect a 7,000 fucking posts.

Unknown_19: It would be a lot more than 200.

Unknown_19: I think that he posted a lot on the forum before he fucked up. And it was just like this really shitty low IQ slot poster.

Unknown_19: But it also posts on the easy to track user input. Okay, that makes sense.

Unknown_04: I understand now. Let's see if there's another funny video.

2:27:19
Unknown_04: Local video Song I want more videos Just because my friend Joshua has been protecting me from all your harassment doesn't mean you get to harass him

Unknown_34: I can't believe he's calling me his friend now. I'm so confused. Enough with this.

Unknown_34: We will rely on each other to protect each other against the fascists who try to destroy our lives.

Unknown_19: Oh no, the fascists.

Unknown_19: Oh no.

Unknown_34: This game isn't over. You're going to lose.

Unknown_04: To lose.

Unknown_04: Apparently he made fun of someone on the forum who died. That's quite mean.

2:28:17
Unknown_19: What a bully this guy is. That was a huge bully. Okay, here's a Spurgadon. DeviantArt. Oh my god, that's old school. If you pick a platform to Spurgadon, most people don't pick DeviantArt these days. I get paid $1,800 Canadian dollars a month because of my disability. Shoutouts to all the taxpayers of Canada. Thank you very much for bringing this content to us today. We couldn't do it without Canadian taxpayers.

Unknown_19: Requested my father to put college money into gold to protect my wealth. I often buy silver and gold to protect myself from inflation.

2:28:54
Unknown_19: This guy on social security income in Canada is putting his money into silver on the taxpayer dollar. Enjoy, Canadians. Enjoy.

Unknown_19: There's a misconception that I leech off my parents. I don't. You just leech off everybody else who pays taxes. We pay each other back if we borrow money. I let them borrow my money for crucial things like paying bills or healthcare costs. I love my family.

Unknown_19: From April 21st to April 27th, I was held at the Peter Lougheed Center because I cut my ear out of rage. This was the building I was diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder. Though I did go there again a few times in 2023, I might end up there again if the bullying doesn't stop. Well, don't hurt yourself.

2:29:38
Unknown_19: Just clink your silver together, bro. I actually have right here on my desk. This is a very rare coin even.

Unknown_19: This is a silver... Oh, there's plastic. The glue has gotten together. There we go. This is a commemorative coin from the German Democratic Republic for Karl Friedrich... Schinkel, who I believe was an architect from the 19th century. The GDR commemorated him on their coinage. It was very rare to get a silver coin from the GDR because communists don't believe in real money. But they would sometimes make silver coins, and this is one of them. And it has zinc in it, so the finish is not as pretty as it could have been if they didn't use zinc as filler. Usually they use copper. Let's see if I can take my knife here.

2:30:10
Unknown_19: Ooh, I got my knife out, chat. Okay, ready? Let's see if I can do a little ting to calm down after all this content.

Unknown_19: Ooh, I just have a little ting. I think that the zinc content dulls it a bit.

2:30:44
Unknown_19: It does. The zinc definitely has a negative impact on the tone of the silver.

Unknown_04: Ah, communists can't do anything right, chat, is the moral of this story.

Unknown_04: Put that away. That's a nice coin. I don't want to fuck it up.

Unknown_04: Okay.

Unknown_04: Let's move along.

Unknown_04: Oh, this is Danvers. I already talked about him. And this is Coltrane. Okay, I already talked about him, too. Okay, great.

2:31:17
Unknown_04: Okay.

Unknown_19: That concludes, then...

Unknown_19: uh the the new stuff but i got a very special request from this user the repeated meme who very conditionally to his name asked uh can you do the same thing from last week show but again and as a matter of fact i can so here is the all beef updates from your usual suspects they kind of flank the the chops that you want on your day-to-day meals chat

2:32:04
Unknown_19: Let's start with Keffels. Keffels came back to the internet once again to try and stream. He says, yo everyone, check my Wikipedia, which says retired streamer. Not true anymore. I'm back. I miss the community, but I do have some boundaries I'm setting up this time.

Unknown_19: I am never returning to social media in any form.

Unknown_19: I am not doing drama content. I am not doing political content. All streams are chill, just chatting and or gaming. I was at my best doing comfort streams. That's what it will be. Also, I told the new mods to not even bother moderating Twitch or YouTube. I am dual streaming, but I'm only reading this one chat.

2:32:37
Unknown_19: So then he comes back and he decides the best way to open up his new life as a streamer is by giving the audience what they really, really want.

2:33:22
Unknown_30: Okay, we're back.

2:34:02
Unknown_30: all right we're back in the game so if you're only listening

Unknown_19: Throughout this video repeatedly, Keffels takes an electrical device and delivers an electrical shock to himself, which brings me immense satisfaction. It was only a few years ago that this person was trying to ruin my life and the lives of anyone associated with the Kiwi Farms and was actively trying to bring about a kind of Orwellian censorship that the US has never seen before. And now I sit here and watch Keffels shock himself over and over again with a cattle prod for the viewership of maybe 100 people tops as he begs for donations from his audience on Discord.

2:34:37
Unknown_19: Praise the Lord, chat. Praise the Lord. And pass the ammunition. Um...

Unknown_19: In case people are wondering, that is not legally a stun gun. That is legally a cattle prod. A cattle prod is legally different in Ireland and the UK, and a cattle prod is legal.

Unknown_19: Now, if he is allowed to shock himself in Ireland like that, I don't know if that's true, but I have no evidence to the contrary. He also decided to drop this lovely bomb on everybody.

2:35:11
Unknown_30: By the way, How many people here are aware of like the, I have the most disgusting keyboard on earth.

Unknown_30: Like, is this, is this common knowledge for the people in chat?

Unknown_19: So this fetid gooner, shocking himself, is so terrible at managing his own hygiene. He wants the world to know, by the way, that he lives in filth and squalor in his apartment. And he just wants to tell people that. And then he also wanted to give out...

2:35:43
Unknown_19: Oh, he also decided to announce to his Discord after his streams, after his little streams, about an hour each, that that was too much for him. He says, I'm fine. I didn't puke. I went from being gone for a year to four consecutive streams in a row. I pushed myself too hard and my fibromyalgia flared up. I'm in a lot of pain. I will be fine. I'm taking tomorrow off to recover. I'll be back.

2:36:15
Unknown_19: There was a part of his stream where he ran off streaming and threw up. I assume because of smoked oysters, but he's pretending that's because of his disability. So he can now bilk the English, North Irish taxpayers for their money as well. They also decided to announce this.

Unknown_30: While I was gone, I started a business, which I'm still going to be chipping away at.

Unknown_30: And, uh, long story short, it required me to learn Linux.

2:36:49
Unknown_30: I- I actually am officially this- I'm- I am actually a CEO now. It is- It is no longer just like a meme title.

Unknown_30: And that feels really weird to say. But I had to learn Linux because the server runs on Linux and specifically it has no graphical user interface. It's completely done through Linux terminal.

Unknown_04: The computers went wrong when you made them for niggers.

Unknown_20: That's when it went wrong, okay? That was the big, that's when it went wrong. It's like, how many people, it's like, oh, it's a command line. Eh, fuck you, man. White people don't mind it, okay? The white people are like, yeah, it's a command line. So what's your point? The niggers are all like, no, we don't like the command line. Here's the difference in a white person and a nigger. Do you like the command line? Okay, you're a nigger. Fuck you. Get the fuck out.

2:37:27
Unknown_19: Sorry Italians, officially not white.

Unknown_19: So, this little tidbit of information. Actually, I'll let him continue.

Unknown_30: What kind of business? So, it's an online marketplace for makers in the BDSM community to sell things like paddles and whips and spanking benches and St. Andrew's crosses and stuff.

2:38:11
Unknown_19: Arcadia's kind of people.

Unknown_30: But the actual tech was a fucking nightmare. I have a lot of vendors lined up who want to sell on it, but getting it all together is going to take time.

Unknown_19: So, with that tidbit of information dangled out in front of the Kiwi Farms, people took to the internet to try and figure out what the fuck he's talking about and if it's even real, and sure enough, it is. The Sorrentum Corporation, innovative market solutions for underserved markets from adversity to the stars.

2:38:52
Unknown_19: It is a global collection of skilled, multidisciplinary professionals joining forces to deliver technology solutions to strong but underserved communities. Founder Clara Sorrenti recognized the majority of e-commerce platforms use increasingly strict product guidelines to squeeze out small merchants. Craftsmen were left behind. And then some weird shit about his Italian last name.

Unknown_19: And here is the team. We have... Okay, here's my favorite thing. So he took the Kiwi Farms co-wigglers and he made it into this weird tranny shit that he just calls the wigglers.

2:39:35
Unknown_19: And he made little fake co-wigglers for all the people. And the one person that's not a co-wiggler is Arif, who is like a brown Mohammedine living in the UK, who's also the chief financial officer. And Kefels could not convince this black man to allow himself to be denigrated down into a fake co-wiggler. And so instead, it is merely his co-wiggler molesting his bald head. And that is his icon.

Unknown_19: So...

2:40:10
Unknown_19: Uh, very fascinating. Uh, supposedly some of these people are in his, uh, polycule as well. I'm not sure. He may actually be getting the BBC at this point in time. We can only imagine, chat. We can only break the rule and imagine that.

Unknown_19: So that's what Caffles is up to. He's, uh,

Unknown_19: He is trying his best.

Unknown_19: Does the parrot have any idea of what's on the computer screen? No. Maybe he has some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best he can do.

2:40:43
Unknown_19: Next. I mentioned this person one time only to respond to his video about why bestiality...

Unknown_19: Is not bad. I have since been informed that his degeneracy... I actually kind of stood up for him, because I said, like, I like how this guy is like a Mary Autist, and he exists so far outside of the parameters of normalcy. And he's very aware of this, and he doesn't care. I find that endearing, sometimes. However, I think that his outside of decency has extended to certain other topics, which I cannot... So unfortunately, I have to retract my admiration, any admiration expressed. He has finally moved out of his mother's house, and he's done a little dance. So let's take a little look at this little dance shot. Not one shoe we can bring on the floor.

2:41:19
Unknown_13: Never danced like this before. We don't talk about it. Dancing on to the boogie all night long.

Unknown_19: It's a good song, chat. I really like this song.

Unknown_14: Weird Al. I do like that song.

Unknown_13: I can't help it.

2:41:59
Unknown_13: He's like a music spurt, so he likes music too.

Unknown_19: That's the Patricia Taxon update. I hope they've enjoyed it.

Unknown_19: Next, Sticks, Axe, and Hammer has gone back to jail.

Unknown_18: Or has he?

Unknown_19: Now, these internet services that catalog jail intake records, quote unquote jail intake records, have a record of Taro Warwick in his county of Vermont going to the Marble Valley Regional Correctional Facility for one day. Booked on the 24th, released on the 25th.

2:42:51
Unknown_19: um for a offense that occurred in 24th and i believe the listing is even violating abuse prevention order so

Unknown_19: He had an abuse prevention order placed against him. He violated it, and he got a signature bond. He went to the Marble Valley Regional Correctional Facility and was released the following day, probably after his hearing.

Unknown_19: Tarl has taken to Twitter to mock me for posting this, saying that he's not in jail. Well, motherfucker, most people can pay a cash bond. However, this is a very real record and, by the way, I have confirmed from the Vermont State Police that this arrest happened and the code right here is legitimate.

2:43:24
Unknown_19: So I put in a FOIA request with the I was referred by the Vermont State Police. I would actually have to contact the Rutland County Police Department. So I've contacted the Rutland Police Department and I'm going to acquire the fucking arrest video or their report or the mugshot and or. So he's literally on the fucking Internet lying about having been arrested as if people can't fucking validate this motherfucker. I'm going to validate this.

2:44:03
Unknown_19: I'm waiting on my return phone call. I contacted them. I'm going to call them again today, actually, after this fucking stream. I'm going to ask, where's my fucking court report? I want the arrest report, and I want the bug shot.

Unknown_19: Motherfucker. You're going to lie to me. I'm not in jail. Yeah, motherfucker. You got released on a cash bomb. That's usually what happens to low-risk, docile, neutered cattle like you. They just let you go. They let you walk out on a promissory.

Unknown_19: Bitch. Motherfucker. My theory is that he got arrested.

2:44:35
Unknown_19: for the blood ritual. Because I feel like that's so fucking weird that you probably can get somebody on... Because I think when you do a DVRO, it says you can't harass this person anymore. And I can't think of anything closer to harassing somebody without actually invoking their name than using a vial of their blood to try and curse them. Like, I guess in his head, it's all fucking voodoo nonsense anyway, so nobody takes it seriously. But it's like, the blood is real. It's really a vial of her blood. And it's real fucking weird to take her vial of blood and then do shit with it. I feel like if you masturbated with it, you might also get a DVR, a restraining order violation for that. So...

2:45:09
Unknown_19: yeah yeah i'm coming buddy swiggity swooty he says josh has this homosexual obsession with me swiggity swooty coming i'm gonna get that fucking tape i got a list of tapes that i'm after i'm gonna get whatever records they're gonna get me bitch motherfucker

Unknown_19: Next, Hambly. Jeremy Hambly. Now, this was covered... I actually did not hear about this from the forum, because they failed me again. My own website.

2:45:47
Unknown_19: So, The Quartering has put out an 11-minute long video begging people to buy his coffee. I, honest to God, did not know that he even made coffee. So, let me prefix this.

Unknown_19: I actually like the quartering, and I think that's a really unpopular take in the sector, because I think he's done a lot of shitty things to people. I think he reported Medicare or something. He's done a lot of shit things. My interaction with Hambly only goes so far back as January, because I started following him on Twitter.

Unknown_19: And he's one of the best followers on Twitter. He's not fully fucking retarded. He is like one of the only conservatard grifters who does not routinely say shit that makes me unfollow them. So I like him. And he talked to locals on my behalf. So I appreciate him. However, I will make fun of him for this. He is a millionaire. He's a multimillionaire. From my understanding, he even owns his own aircraft. And he poured in $300,000 into a coffee company, which to my understanding is apparently something that he's very passionate about because apparently he has...

2:46:52
Unknown_19: some kind of coffee recipe in his family or like a roasting recipe from his family. So it's like I'm going to honor my family type of thing by making a coffee company and getting it kicked off. And I kind of understand his intention because Black Rifle Coffee was really successful, but Black Rifle Coffee is really fucking gay.

Unknown_19: So, but then the market is oversaturated as fuck. So I think his intention was, I have a family business that I want to resurrect that roast coffee. And I want to do the black rifle coffee thing, but do it right and not have two gay men, two Jewish gay men own the company. Which is a good thing in and of itself. I want to participate in the parallel economy. But even in that sense, it's oversaturated. Tim Pool has his own coffee. Dick Masterson had his own fucking coffee. All these people already have a coffee. And I'm going to go out on a limb. I'm going to say that your $20 bag of coffee, no matter how good it is, is probably not... so much better than Cafe Bustelo. Well, the first thing I did when I got back into the US is I got one of like every kind of coffee that they had at like a regular store. And I tried them all. Cafe Bustelo is the best fucking coffee that is readily available on market stores. It blows everything else out of the fucking water. So my take is that it's almost improbable that your coffee is going to beat Cafe Bustelo and that it's going to have a better brand value than Cafe Bustelo. And it's more likely to not be as readily available. So it's a fool's errand. And to make it even worse...

2:48:05
Unknown_19: like cafe bestello is like the most super easy name it has a really recognizable brand like you see on the shelf it pops at you it's like yellow and red and it has the little lady on it little latinx on it and it's like it looks distinct it jumps out on the shelf it has a name that is distinct and it has a really nice mild muddy nutty flavor to it that really makes the coffee super good it's a good fucking coffee is what i'm trying to say um

2:48:53
Unknown_19: And it's like you're just not going to beat that. His brand name that he picked to compete with this, and I think I understand what he was going for. Like, we want to have a brand that's like no bullshit, no nothing, just coffee. So he calls it Coffee Brand Coffee. And honestly, it's a terrible name. Because I want you to do this right now. If you're sitting at your computer, entertain me.

Unknown_19: Go to Google or you can Google this on Bing or Yandex, whatever platform you want to Google this on, open up your preferred Google and look at it.

2:49:35
Unknown_19: Go to that and type in coffee brand coffee. And I want you to think about this as you're typing it. How many letters does it take? for you entering in this key phrase before you start seeing suggestions that are coffee brand coffee. And the answer is almost all three words. You have to almost type in the complete thing before even suggest coffee brand coffee, because coffee is a word that's common. Coffee brand is another phrase that's very common. Coffee brand, you can say coffee brands from USA or coffee brands from Venezuela. There are many things that you can type in after the word brand, after coffee brand, that's not the other word coffee and will fill in as a suggestion. So you have to type in almost...

2:50:12
Unknown_19: What is it? Coffee is six letters. Brand is five letters. You have to type in close to like 10 keys before you can start seeing results for your brand name, which is not what you want. If I go to Google right now, or Bing, and I Google from Bing, B-U-S-T-E

Unknown_19: Six. Six letters, then I get Bustelo Coffee.

2:50:52
Unknown_19: The difference is night and day. If I go and type in coffee brand, I get coffee brand coffee as a first result. But then coffee gifts, coffee names, coffee logos.

Unknown_19: And it's like, it's way fucking long. Whereas if you type in Kiwi Farms, you get nothing, because we're a search band on every search engine. You type in Kiwi F, and then you get, like, no suggestions. Like, you just typed in child porn or something. It's like, okay, I see how it is.

Unknown_19: Anyways, he's $240,000 in debt over this venture. In particular, apparently he had a contract with a company that does K-pods, and then...

2:51:23
Unknown_19: They backed out of that contract, but they didn't fulfill it correctly, and he blames them for having a woke agenda for doing so.

Unknown_19: So he bought on unsecured consumer line of credit, which means a credit card, an $80,000 loan.

Unknown_19: k-cup uh system for his company so he has unconsumed presumably at a 20 plus percent interest rate apr on an 80 000 product for a company that presumably is not making that much money at all um so pounder runs on his debts yeah i don't know it's just like a

2:52:15
Unknown_19: It's just a really bad idea. I understand taking your money and putting it into a side hustle that's like a real company if all the other shit falls out. But coffee is just... Like, number one, you can't even make American coffee. There are all these companies that brew coffee in the U.S., but...

Unknown_19: You're still importing coffee from fucking Peru. You're still importing it from, you know, Nicaragua or Venezuela or Cuba. And it's like you cannot make American coffee. It's not possible.

2:52:48
Unknown_19: So it was a very bizarre idea. It's a really bizarre thing to be patriotic about. You can make anything.

Unknown_19: You can make silver coins even. And you can make them American. But you can't make coffee in the U.S.,

Unknown_19: He bought an $80,000 K-cup producer. So now he can K-cup. A K-cup is for a Keurig. The little pods that Keurig machines use are called K-cups. And a lot of people use them. They're very dominant in the market. And they are great for sales because when you make a K-pod, you can charge more per item. and sell less coffee for much more money. So businesses love making them too.

2:53:20
Unknown_19: So he bought an $80,000 machine. And I imagine that that machine is so expensive in part because of licensing from Keurig. You have to have like their permission to make their patented K pods or whatever the fuck.

Unknown_19: Um, so now we can make, he can K pod is now here, like an entire factory right up ready and set up for making like coffee pod and shit. But it's like, you don't have the underlying sales for your business. Then what's the issue. And how could you not find a second company willing to K pod your fucking coffee on short notice?

2:53:55
Unknown_19: Um, you would expect it. People are going to, if you're going to do thousands of orders that you can get a new company willing to replace them on short notice. Easy. I don't know.

Unknown_19: I don't know, man. It's just really embarrassing. And it's embarrassing that people are already kind of fed up with his shilling his coffee stuff. But now he did an 11-minute long video just asking people directly to buy his coffee. And I watched his video. And the thing that he did that really drove me crazy...

Unknown_19: was that it would be one thing if he had the bag. This is the bag of coffee brand coffee. It's $18. It's the finest fucking coffee you'll ever have, and we have it in K-pods.

2:54:27
Unknown_19: And it's like, just trust me, bro. And maybe even if you had a mild, medium, strong line of coffee. This guy legitimately... Let me even pull this up on the screen.

Unknown_19: This guy legitimately has...

Unknown_19: I think there's a site name. It's like coffeebraincoffee.com. Yeah, that's way fucking long, bro.

2:55:00
Unknown_04: Let's see. Let's go to the shop. I'm going to show you.

Unknown_19: Light roast coffee, Ethiopian, medium light roast coffee, dark roast coffee, decaffeinated coffee, double caffeinated coffee, high caffeine coffee, bourbon flavored coffee, blueberry cobbler, strawberries and cream, silky ultra dark roast, butterscotch coffee, premium cold brew coffee, Colombian, and the starter kit. And then he has...

Unknown_19: Um, that's like one thing, especially coffee, but then he has tea. Now I know one thing about tea and that is tea autism is very strong and people are not going to buy tea off random sites. They have their very specific sites and they have the very specific brands of tea that are as close to the source in China as they can possibly get it.

2:55:35
Unknown_19: So trying to like do tea as well as coffee is really, it's a bad idea. You're overstretching yourself because

Unknown_19: That market is hard to get into. The tea people are very particular. The thing has chamomile, earl grey, gunpowder green, English breakfast organic tea, and masala chai. And he tries to say that these are not dropship, but it's like, how is that even possible?

2:56:15
Unknown_19: and premium snacks, and this is what got me. When he started talking about the fucking freeze-dried strawberries coming out, I'm like, how are you... How is that possible?

Unknown_19: How are you going to sell freeze-dried strawberries, bro? How are you also going to do that? It's like every time he named a different product, I started laughing, because it's just like...

Unknown_19: You're already in over your head with just the coffee. But you're going to do hot cocoa and tea and chocolate and freeze-dried fruit?

2:56:54
Unknown_19: No wonder why you're in trouble. You've got to set up a baseline before you branch out to the entire fucking world of gourmet shit.

Unknown_04: Nice website, though.

Unknown_04: But, I mean, this too, it's just like, like I said, the bags are not going to pop out.

Unknown_19: You search Cafe Bastilla, bright, red, awake, hunger-inducing. Red and yellow are hunger-inducing colors. That's why Ronald McDonald wears red and yellow. You know what I mean? It's like, you want it. This is like, I don't know, this could be my supplements. This could be my magnesium. A bag of magnesium for me to take, you know? I don't know. It could be his ego. I don't know.

2:57:29
Unknown_19: I don't want to shit on him too hard, but it's just like, what a fucking disaster. You could invest $300,000 into me and I'd buy a fucking house and I'd just pay my mortgage over 15 years. And you'd, you'd probably, you'd probably make more money that way, bro. You wouldn't be $240,000 in debt without any returns. You have to, you wouldn't even have to ask your audience to pay my mortgage. It's my job to do that at maddie.live slash dono. Subscribe to the locals.

2:58:02
Unknown_19: Um, okay. And one other thing, this is also like an update on something. Um,

Unknown_19: I did one of my favorite streams of all time. And this is not a joke. This is one of my favorite streams I ever did. It was called Buckbreaking.zip. And it was a two-for-one marathon of watching hour-long videos. It was a review both of Tariq Nasneed's Buckbreaking, which was a story about how the Southern slavers imported black men just because they wanted that black booty. And black culture is so fucked up because white men raped them and they asshole for decades.

2:58:36
Unknown_19: And then it was a two for one or the second thing was a line by line breakdown of a guy called hacks and the super, uh, super smash bros melee community did a hour long expose on a guy called Luffin, uh, where he directly compared Luffin to Hitler, literally to Hitler, and explained how Luffin had engaged in a systematic process of gaslighting and excommunicating him from the Smash Bros. community. Luffin won, effectively. Hax is dead.

2:59:15
Unknown_19: And it's unknown how he died. However, the speculation is that he had killed himself, perhaps on accident, by overdose. I believe is what the opinion currently is. And all the smash cards came out.

Unknown_19: and said, oh my god, what a loss for the Smash community. Hax has been banned from Smash tournaments for years, in part because of Luffin, who's way, way, way more popular than him. And I don't know enough to say if this guy really deserved it, but I do know enough to say that these same people crying alligator tears about Hax being dead, perhaps even by suicide, is that you can go on their fucking Twitter profiles, the ones crying about him, and you can search on their profile, they name Hax, and see all the nasty, terrible shit they said about him, and how they were happy that he was banned, and how he needs to get the fuck over it, and how he's not welcome, and now they're crying about it, and pantomiming sadness. And that's fucking disgusting, Chad. That's fucking disgusting.

2:59:51
Unknown_19: Ripper Boy Hacks, contributor to, again, unironically, literally one of my favorite episodes. I remember the fine details of the evidence.zip and how there was a thing where...

3:00:42
Unknown_19: Hax had a special controller that could do special smash moves without hurting his hand. I think this is the guy. And he had this hand condition that made it incredibly painful for him to play on a regular GameCube controller. Because you have to do these really repetitive and difficult motions to break the game in order to play competitively in Melee. So he effectively had an arcade-style cabinet where you can rest your hands and tap. And it's much easier than holding a controller with your fingers curled. And this is effectively handicap accessibility to the Melee games at a competitive level that he was willing to play with. And I believe Luffin was particularly against introducing this non-game... Because the rule is that you have to have an official Nintendo GameCube controller to play in the tournaments. You can't use third-party vendorware. So he's trying to introduce this handicap accessibility thing so he can continue to play with his hand problems. And Luffin was against this because it specifically excluded him from... So they basically kick this mentally ill cripple out of their fucking community. And then when he killed himself, they're like, oh, my God.

3:01:22
Unknown_18: Oh, what a lot. What a world. What a world.

3:02:04
Unknown_18: Tragic child.

Unknown_19: And you say, where are the bad guys? That we bully people to death. It was not I. It was not I that kept Hax from playing Super Smash Bros Melee with his handicap accessible device. It was not I that gaslit him and celebrated him being banned from the Melee tournaments. It was you, Leffen. It was you, Leffen. It was not I. Next.

3:02:37
Unknown_19: The Curious Case of Fascist Kirk.

Unknown_19: So, I may have mentioned on stream how much I fucking despise people's obsession with stickers. Stickers serve... In case you don't know, a sticker is this. You scroll down, and there's a post, and you press... You go over it, and then you're like... You press the green. And the purpose of this system... is to let someone see how users react to their fucking posts. Do people think that my post is funny? Do people like it? Do people agree with me? Do people disagree with me? Do people think I'm a complete fucking retard? That little feedback is important. And it also has a much more important purpose for me, because my concern, my top concern as the administrator is I want posts on the forum to be legible to people reading the forum. That is my job. The site has to be cohesive and legible to the average person reading it. And one thing that really, really, really, really, really detracts from that experience is when the forum thread is filled with shit like this.

3:03:46
Unknown_19: That post adds nothing, not a fucking thing. Nobody cares if you agree with this post. The only person who needs to know this is the person I'm responding to. And I can communicate that thought to him by pressing this button that gives them the sticker. That is the primary function of the system. It is to provide a little bit of feedback and a lot of keeping the site clean of bullshit non-tent posts like that, that nobody fucking cares about. That is it. However, unfortunately, autism exists. Autism is very real. And this causes people to obsess over this. If I go to my notification settings,

3:04:23
Unknown_19: and I show you my preferences, you will see that when I get alerts for a bunch of stuff, not one of them is when someone reacts to my message. If I turn this off, let me just show you what my browsing experience is like, okay?

Unknown_19: Already, I go to my notifications and I can see that Midnight Cooking reacted to my post in the thread with dumb. I don't care. I will never care. Nothing will ever compel me to give a fuck about Midnight Cooking reacting to my fucking post. There is nothing ever that will ever compel me to give a shit.

3:04:58
Unknown_19: And I, but some people will keep that on and every single time they get a reaction sticker, they'll go back and look at that post and just relish in their own posts and the reactions they get to it, which is like unfathomable fucking mental illness to me. But it's the thing. And then there are people who say they can't even read the forum unless they have those notifications. And this is literally how they navigate the site because they'll see, Oh, someone rated my post. Let's go see. Let's see if there's any replies after this point. And look, oh, Haramberger said I agree. I'm going to give him a like-a-rooski. And then Haramberger might see that I liked his post and be happy about that. And that's how they use the site. And it is like genuine fucking mental illness. Like how do you live your life when this is how you navigate the forum? We have the What's New section. We have Watch Threads. We have the community feature submissions. You can just go to a board and see shit. But no, they legit navigate this fucking site by looking at who's writing their posts dumb. And that's it. That's literally what they do, chat.

3:06:09
Unknown_19: And this is the end result of mental fucking illness taken to the umpteenth degree. This guy, Fascist Kirk, created one, two, three...

Unknown_19: Four, five, six, seven accounts. He has created seven accounts for one specific purpose to go into the comic gates thread and give himself up votes and give dumb stickers to everyone who's disagreeing with him. That's what he does. He is multi-boxing the Kiwi Farms like a fucking EVE Online player with seven goddamn screens open, flicking back and forth, giving stickers to the people he agrees with and disagrees with, and also himself, to forge a false consensus. And do you know what his game plan is? What his in-game plan is? He wants people to A-log Ethan Van Cybermoor. That's all he wants. The comics keep thread is a wide open topic. There's lots of things to talk about when you're obsessed with fucking comic books and they keep tabs on it and they chit chat about current events. This guy wants more people to a log Ethan van cyber. And so he uses seven accounts to make sure that every post not talking about Ethan van cyber is downvoted and his posts are agreed, agreed with. And that's it. That's what he does.

3:07:20
Unknown_19: I don't even know what to do with profound retardation with this. So this is what I did. I renamed all of his accounts to Fascist Kirk, parentheses, the old name. Oh, wait, this is a different guy. Sorry. This is the only name that I could have clicked in this thing that was not him. And I even put like a little face mask on him so that there's some contingencies.

3:07:55
Unknown_19: But he goes into fucking...

Unknown_19: Comic Skate, and he goes in Comic Skate, like, look, oh, look at this. Oh, everybody is dumb. Everybody posting in Comic Skate is so dumb.

Unknown_19: except for fascist Kirk, surprisingly. Everybody else, dumb. And that was the posting pattern with all of them. So he's been doing this for months. So I just banned all the accounts. I didn't merge them in because it's like, I want people to know that he was doing this. And then I didn't even ban him. I legit did not ban this guy. I didn't even take away his stickers because I was just kind of dumbfounded that somebody would actually do this. And I banned him for like two weeks because you know what he did? After he got all this attention, he turned his profile picture to PPP's butthole. And it's like, well, now I got to ban you for having a not safe for work fucking avatar, bro. So I banned him for two weeks for having PPP's butthole as his fucking avatar. And this was his reaction to this. He was just saying, he says. Oh, he deleted it.

3:08:30
Unknown_18: Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no.

Unknown_18: Where is the.

Unknown_19: Aha.

Unknown_19: So this is the warning that you give when someone deletes their shit.

3:09:11
Unknown_18: I'm just going to delete this. Yeah, I'm just going to delete this, bro.

Unknown_18: He says, Nat Knoll, I just used the features of the site.

Unknown_19: If my sticker neighbors is a problem, I will fuck right off. You just thought this was okay? Secretly puppeteering 10 different fucking accounts at the same time was okay? It just didn't cross my mind that someone would have an issue with me using 10 accounts to form false consensus in the comics he threaded. No, just account features, bro. I don't know if this guy's Indian. He might be Indian. It's not like an Indian thing to think. What rule did he break? You can't have sock accounts.

3:09:43
Unknown_19: You can't have not-safe-for-work avatars as PPP's butthole either.

Unknown_19: Just so you know. It's against the rules.

Unknown_04: Um...

Unknown_04: That's the fascist Kirk thing.

Unknown_19: I thought that was funny. I got some more content. This is a four-hour fucking stream. Matt at the internet. Locals.com. I'm doing the four hours to restore my glorious gumroad, which was taken from me by the bankers. Johnny Somali. Guaranteed prison time. He incurred a fifth charge in the streets of South Korea after getting into another public display. And they have decided to merge...

3:10:15
Unknown_19: the fifth charge into another charge to make it a more aggravated offense, which carries a minimum one year in jail and a fine, I believe. So it's not possible for him to walk out of this if he is found guilty. And I don't know how the South Korean system works, but the way that people describe it is that he's basically guaranteed to get jail time. So Johnny Somali's case of harassing Koreans on the streets of Korea. It's funny. Now he walks around and they just punch him in the face because they're like, get out of my country. And they call me inward.

3:10:57
Unknown_19: If only, if only.

Unknown_19: I will get to Ralph in a second, but you will be disappointed.

Unknown_19: Aniza Joma had a little oopsie. A nice Kiwi decided, actually, let's give him a sticker. I want to give him the bestest sticker. This is a lovely, lovely drawing of iDubbbz and Aniza's podcast where Aniza talks about herself constantly for two fucking hours.

3:11:37
Unknown_19: He drew this. And then Aniza said, I'm going to own those Kiwi fags. I'm going to use this drawing without their permission to promote my podcast. And she even says, me.

Unknown_19: New podcast out today where you can watch me. However, chat.

Unknown_19: Her ignorance oversaw something that Ozil had carefully hid into the image. Let's take a look.

Unknown_04: Wait, I can't do that. Zoom in.

3:12:13
Unknown_04: It doth appear that that is the Schutzstaffels double lightning bolts channel.

Unknown_19: It does appear that that is a Haas symbol embedded directly into this image that Anisa Joma willfully put on the internet as a representation of herself. She says, it's literally me. Anisa Joma says, it's literally me. I have Schutzstaffel lightning bolts on my skin. It's literally me. That's what she said. She took this image. She loved it. She loved it so much. She used it to promote herself and her podcast. And she said, look, it's me with the Schutzstaffel lightning bolt show.

3:12:53
Unknown_19: Isn't it fascinating? She later regretted this decision and deleted the image.

Unknown_19: And then she had to apologize even later. So we had to tweet, and then she even put a crying Homer Simpson sticker on the lightning bolts. I didn't realize the loser who drew this put a hate symbol on me.

Unknown_19: Sigh. You have so much talent, kid. Couldn't have been fun if you didn't sneak white supremacy shit into your art.

Unknown_19: Anyways, I saw these cool people on my walk today and wanted to share this bit of fun on such a sad day.

3:13:30
Unknown_19: So this is how you keep these fucking losers from stealing your shit. This is why crunk Lord is base. And this is, I don't, I've told this before, but I'll reiterate it. Crunk Lord, um, wrote and Holy see a, uh, like a, basically a fucking like GPU driver to create video games on temple OS that you can play natively. And I played, um, his annual Terry Davis, uh, tributes on, uh, my streams before. And he put a lot, a lot of work into this. Um, And so he wanted to make sure that his gift of chuddliness to the world was not tainted by Troons wanting to abduct his work. So he licensed it. But did he put in his license that you have to be based and chud-pilled and just expect people to honor that? Of course not. Instead...

3:14:10
Unknown_19: He wrote a license called AGPL plus neighbor. And the terms of the license is that the N word must be present in the code somewhere, including the license. So removing the license is insufficient for the purposes of sanitizing the code. Because it comes from a poison tree. It's a poison well. And you'll always have the... You can purge it, I guess, but then you'd be breaking the source file. This idea was actually more popular than his actual game.

3:14:42
Unknown_19: And I have been told by Crunk that he knows for sure there are Chinese-based open source projects that use the AGPL plus neighbor license unironically because they don't want Westerners to use their code. So that is his contribution to science and culture. That's the Kiwi Farms' influence to science and culture. And Ozil is merely applying this principle to art. He has created fantastic fan art that truly captures the essence of the people being paradise. And he snuck in just a little plus neighbor in his own way to make sure that it could never be taken and stolen and misappropriated for him. And there's no way that this, the same doesn't apply on the left. Like people take left-wing music and shit and all the time and just make it based. You can't un-tent something.

3:15:18
Unknown_19: Uh, next.

Unknown_19: I think we have a little bit of a tribute video here. Let's take a listen.

Unknown_19: This is very deranged, by the way. I think this was done by people not from the forum. Just as a heads up.

3:15:54
Unknown_25: It's Annabelle. I baked you a cake. Baby child, you don't have anything to say to me. You're always wrong, and things are only getting... Daddy, I know you want to be here in person.

Unknown_29: So, if I ever do anything...

Unknown_29: poorly for all of them.

Unknown_25: Daddy, will you just listen to me? Yes, child. Daddy, I begged you if you wanted to wish you a happy birthday.

Unknown_07: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Father. Happy birthday to you.

3:16:27
Unknown_04: Maybe Patrick S. Tomlinson does have a point, and there are unhinged, deranged cyberstalker troll terrorists after him after all.

Unknown_19: It is his birthday, or it was like a day ago, and it was noteworthy to the past and to Patrick fans' world round, because apparently it has been one full year since Tomlinson announced that he would try to get a book published, and no such book has been published. But now Patrick S. Tomlinson, author, is no longer getting his books published, which is obviously a difficult blow for any formerly published author to swallow. I think there was even like a little thing that I had.

3:17:13
Unknown_19: That's the Patrick update, really.

Unknown_19: The other thing was that in this time, Patrick S. Tomlinson might be in a little bit of trouble himself because he is supposedly

Unknown_19: Uh, the, um...

Unknown_04: He is supposedly one of the authors of an anonymous Substack account called George Wilson.

3:18:01
Unknown_19: And there is supposedly some evidence, according to the other people who are science fiction authors who are aware of Tomlinson, that Tomlinson and Jackie Singh, under the fake name George Wilson, have been publishing defamatory articles against them.

Unknown_19: In fact, Patrick and Jackie have defended the George Wilson account on their main account, saying, "'I see only objective facts, accurately reported, stalker. Enjoy prison.'" Jackie replies and says, "'I'll cover costs and make them look like dim-witted fools they are in the court record, and file a countersuit, of course, looking forward.'" They really think after a decade plus of terrorism, we are the only two people who took notice of their crimes. It's almost inspiring the echo chamber they exist inside of. It must be so peaceful. Jackie says it's probably not a good time for them to continue threatening law-abiding citizens. What with all the investigations into swatting crimes going on.

3:18:46
Unknown_19: So Patrick got kicked out of a science writer's thing, I think in Scotland at some point, and he's had a grudge against the various people involved ever since.

Unknown_19: So they have launched a cooperative sub-stack, basically defaming these other authors because he can't get his books published, so why shouldn't anybody else? We'll see how this unfolding drama plays out, chat.

3:19:23
Unknown_19: Now, last segment of the stream. Wait, let me make sure that's right.

Unknown_19: Yeah. Last segment of the stream. We got the Ralph a male segment and I feel like, you know, we're almost going into four hours here. We're really going. So I need some energy chat. I need some pumped up energy. Let's get some energy chat. Let's get some energy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

3:20:08
Unknown_11: You're gonna crush the world! Yeah, we're gonna crush the world, you motherfucker! Yeah, we're gonna burn it all!

Unknown_11: Look at how hunched his back is, Jesus. He's like completely winded from this. He's gonna do some more. Let's see it.

3:21:01
Unknown_19: I remember hearing a story. I don't know if it was this, but I think it's this scene where the English voice actor doing the screaming passed out or got lightheaded and almost fainted. Ralph is not in the physical condition that that guy was in. I think it was Vic Mignogna, even. Could be somebody else. I don't know. I don't remember.

Unknown_19: But Ralph is not in that physical condition, so he's not able to really master this. He's just going, ah! Which anybody can do, Chet.

Unknown_19: Anyways, so he screamed. He got really excited. But let's see what else he's screaming about. First of all, he did a video called The Fuck Worski Festival. The Fuck Worski Festival, I watched a little bit of. And it was a truly bewildering thing. He had this crack whore on his stream. And she was basically dishing out some dirt on Andy Worski. Because apparently they knew each other very briefly. Oh, yeah. She's like a whore. She's like a prostitute or something. Or like a dancer. She's like a... What's the thing? A cabaret dancer. So she's basically like a titillation person. Like technically like a prostitute. You can't say that, I guess. Because it's not technically a prostitute.

3:21:38
Unknown_19: But she said that Andy simped for her. And that was like her hot goss. Ralph became so bored of talking about fuck Morski that he got...

3:22:12
Unknown_19: Who's that guy that was at Charlottesville and then he became a leftist and started dating a spicy latinx?

Unknown_19: And I guess now he's on the right again and for some reason anyone gives a fuck about what he has to say? Richard Spencer. That's it. Richard Spencer. He had Richard Spencer on.

Unknown_19: For no reason. Richard Spencer had nothing to say. And he interrupted this prostitute trying to give her her truth for like 30 minutes to let Richard Spencer talk about politics. And I tuned the fuck out because I could not possibly care less.

3:22:44
Unknown_19: And then Ralph screamed at me that I can't pull guests like Richard Spencer, which almost tempts me to try and talk to Richard Spencer just to epically own the fat retard, but I'm not actually tempted enough to do that, because who gives a fuck?

Unknown_19: The, um...

Unknown_19: End result of this was that... Okay, actually, I remember why I brought up Richard Spencer. Because one of the things that I remember being very awkward was that Ralph was literally doing a Fuck Warski festival. And he had brought on this trashy hoe onto his stream to diss out the goss on Andy Warski. Richard Spencer joins, and then he immediately says...

3:23:25
Unknown_19: Well, I think gossips are lowlifes, you know? I mean, I guess we all engage in a little bit of gossip, but I really think that Kino Casino, because he was insulting the Kino Casino, he's like, I think gossips like that are so trashy and below notice. And I'm like, does he know what fucking show he's on? He's on the fucking trashiest white trash retard reject the world has ever seen on a show that's specifically about gossip. It was a whole festival to gossip with a gossiping prostitute on the same fucking call as Richard Spencer. And Ralph just sat there and took this shit of Richard Spencer calling him white trash to his fucking face roundabout. And then afterwards, he publishes this.

3:24:03
Unknown_19: And I guarantee you that this message is 100% the consequence of Richard Spencer saying that gossip was trash. You ready? He says, I'm declaring a unilateral peace with the Kano Casino. I'm sure they will still trash me, and I'll laugh at them here and there, but I don't want to be associated with the low-class obsessive spurgs who stalk them daily. I know the feeling. Perspic is a bum. Mr. K is even lower. These people couldn't sell ice water and hail, much less put out decent shows on their own. Still looking forward to the DSP crossover. This has nothing to do with that.

3:24:45
Unknown_19: So the outcome, the war being waged, the Fock Warski Festival ended in a unilateral surrender with no retaliation from Andy Warski, where Ralph randomly decided that he was just going to completely ignore them moving forward, all because his new e-daddy, Richard Spencer, said that gossip was low-tier fucking garbage. That's how easily manipulated and coerced to doing things Ethan Ralph is. It's truly a remarkable psychological outcome, Chad.

3:25:26
Unknown_04: During the stream, by the way, I think, or even before it, Ralph accidentally showed his internet history.

Unknown_19: And in that internet history, he showed that he has been searching...

Unknown_19: things related to STDs and gonorrhea. Doctoralia, find a specialist. Sexual Health Clinic Merida. SESTII Dr. Merida, who speaks English. Ways to handle chlamydia in Merida. And then down here, gonorrhea medicine. Amazon.com, my orders.

3:26:02
Unknown_19: Dr. Alonzo, gynecologist. The clap. Andy Worski in a dress.

Unknown_19: sti doctor sti hiv test gonorrhea medicine so this guy has a leaky gangrenous uh venus um the only other person i knew who had gonorrhea was chantal's arab boyfriend and she said it was swole up like a golf ball and it leaked green pus so that's what's going on with the little hoglet right now

3:26:44
Unknown_19: And he's trying to get this fixed. And what's really weird about this is the timing of the information about how Ariana Vickers, Mr. Vickers' wife or ex-wife, had an STI. And it was in the...

Unknown_19: One of the lawsuits or something, or no, it was in a restraining order complaint that I read, where someone was complaining that in their polycule, Ariana said that she was testing all her male friends that were fucking her for STDs. But then I guess they caught an STD. So it's like, did... Did Ralph get chlamydia or give chlamydia to Ariana Vickers? And now there's like a Ralph and male gene line lineage of gonorrhea in California right now because Ralph fucked Mr. Vickers' wife. There is a non-zero chance that that's happening.

3:27:16
Unknown_19: In part because, by the way, Ralph had this three-hour-long conversation with Jesse, who does the Podawful podcast, which, if you don't know, is a podcast that was originally dedicated to A-logging Dick Masterson. I listened to this entire fucking video, and I came away with these notes, which I will simply read you.

3:27:51
Unknown_19: I broke them down into who they're talking about.

Unknown_19: jesse number one i was surprised that jesse does not irritate me as much as i thought he would um jesse is pretending that the show is for ralph's own good even though he's leaking intimate phone calls with him which is bullshit um he should on cog which made me laugh um ralph jesse said that i'm totally apolitical except i believe he should be killed you should be allowed to kill women if you want and ralph agrees uh

3:28:29
Unknown_19: Ralph gets so fucked up during this call that at the two hour mark, um, Ralph says something about Jesse, but he's talking about Jesse in the third person. And then he says, I'm talking to Jesse right now. As if he's like half asleep. He thinks he's on a, a live stream that he's producing. He's talking to an audience about Jesse, who he's replying to. And then he realizes in his head that he's talking to Jesse, but, But he's actually still kind of like out of it. And he thinks like, oh, he's on my show. And it's like, no, you're having a private phone call. So he can't even have like phone calls anymore because he's so fucked up on Zanny Berries.

3:29:11
Unknown_19: By the way, this was...

Unknown_19: One week after he got out of rehab. He didn't stay sober outside of inpatient for one week. He was already fucked up talking to Jesse, obviously high on Xanax or something, as he got out.

Unknown_19: Um...

Unknown_19: The one thing that I learned in this that I really didn't know was that when May tried to leave Mexico, she actually told Ralph that she was leaving Mexico before she left, which is in line for the horse being the dumbest fucking bitch that's ever fucking lived.

3:29:43
Unknown_19: So Ralph called the police.

Unknown_19: And they showed up at the airport to try and prevent her from leaving. But Ralph was outside the country. So from the Mexican perspective, you have a woman who's leaving the country to the country that they're both citizens of and the parent protesting this, who is a resident of Mexico. I guess they have laws preventing this, is outside the US himself. So only because she waited to stick the knife in him, if she had tried to leave at any other time, I guess he could have just had her illegally detained at the airport by the police. But because she waited, and this is pure dumb luck on her part, assuredly, because she waited until he was back in the United States, they had no legal reason to detain her from leaving the country herself.

3:30:26
Unknown_19: So she got out. But I did not know. That's a really dramatic story. That's like a fucking movie.

Unknown_19: Oh, by the way, he talks about Xander on and on, but he never even mentions Rosie. Never once, not once in the entire three-hour call does he ever say the name Rosie by name directly. He also meant he was not a good husband.

Unknown_19: He complained about Dick Masterson phoning in all of his appearances. He called Vito a pedophile repeatedly and then also had repeatedly said that Vito was not a pedophile. So as he got more intoxicated, Vito became more of a pedophile.

3:31:00
Unknown_19: He says that he's done cocaine with Marie, who is Dick's long-term girlfriend, never wife.

Unknown_19: He says that when they did an event together, Mersh got paid $1,000 and Ralph got paid nothing, which made him very jealous and very angry to this day.

Unknown_19: He says that Dick always keeps an arm's length and never have real conversations. He never lets his guard down.

Unknown_19: Dick struck down a bunch of videos that made him look like a pedophile. I don't actually know what that's about, but apparently he did.

Unknown_19: uh jesse basically called ralph a fat retard and said that veto was ralph's fat retard replacement once ralph lost weight which is a dumb theory to be quite honest but it was kind of funny that he said that to his face uh ralph brought up a theory that veto is marie's child's real father which i had never heard before and he brought it up and he seems to know them so who knows at this point maybe he really is fucking ariana and also veto is the father uh can't wait for that kid to be born um

3:31:59
Unknown_19: uh, Ralph says that he's more entertaining than Dick and says that he's better than those people. And I kind of agree that he's more entertaining though. Better is very subjective. Uh, Ralph says that he's seen Marie's pussy. And I think that's because she used to be a cam girl, but those videos were scrubbed. I've never seen any nudes of her.

Unknown_19: Um, so Jesse, this was a very interesting part. Jesse compared Dick to Idubs and said that, um,

Unknown_19: Dick is with a cam girl, so therefore he's a cuckold in the same way that Idubbb's being married to an OnlyFans prostitute like Aniza is a cuckold. Ralph agrees with him, but then very interestingly, he disagrees that this is a bad thing. So he takes this weird straddle where it's like, yeah, I can kind of see the logic of that. But who cares? It's like, buddy, are you okay? Honestly, I think that if we ever really know the degeneracy that Ralph gets up to when the stream is off, we only see what we see. But I bet you he keeps a lot of shit under wraps.

3:32:36
Unknown_04: Um...

3:33:13
Unknown_04: Let's see.

Unknown_19: Oh, and then the real meat of it, I guess, was that the reason why Dick and Ralph kind of split is that

Unknown_19: When Ralph was up there and the horse absconded and he was going to see Xander, he wanted to die. He was thinking of killing himself. And he told Dick Masterson this. So imagine how awkward this is for Dick. You have this fat retard sleeping on your couch. And Ralph was saying that Marie and Dick were even arguing about him being there, apparently.

3:33:45
Unknown_19: well, in earshot of him. You have this fat retard fucked up on pills and alcohol at your house, lounging there. And he's telling you that he wants to die. He wants to kill himself. And he had like this pity where it's like, if I kick him out, he might just kill himself.

Unknown_19: That would be a bad look. So put him in this really awkward position.

Unknown_19: Um, and then he says, the only reason why I didn't kill myself is that I saw my son, Zander, not Rosie, of course, where the fuck Rosie, nobody cares about Rosie, uh, Zander, handsome boy. And, uh, What really hurt him was that the day after when Dick did his usual stream with Vito, he talked about how fucked up Ralph was. And he said, that really hurt my feelings. My friend would go out there and say, what a drunk piece of shit I am. I just told my wife to kill myself. And that was the straw that broke the pig's back, so to speak. And that was that. That was the end of it.

3:34:23
Unknown_19: God, there's so much more. I will sum this up in a sentence to get over this.

Unknown_04: Um...

3:34:57
Unknown_04: He says that he doesn't believe in spousal rape.

Unknown_19: He says that he has information on Mr. Vickers that can destroy him and his emissaries, which is a weird word to use to describe the retards that suck up to Mr. Vickers. He brought me up out of nothing twice, actually, and Jesse never acknowledged this. I guess I'm a forbidden word for Jesse to speak. He says he hates me. I hate that fucker, but he still respects me for keeping this side up.

Unknown_19: And I said that Alice did suck his dick. So that was a really great blow job. And then he says that rape is disgusting. It wasn't rape. And a girl has to really want it. A girl wanting the pig dick is what actually turns him on. So he doesn't like rape.

3:35:29
Unknown_19: Jesse and Ralph both agreed out of nowhere that Alex Stein should be killed. for whatever reason, I think that Jesse just brought, I think Alex Stein got brought up. Jesse said that he should be fucking killed. And then Ralph was like, yeah, I don't know if I can co-sign that. Then he gets brought up again. Jesse reiterates that Alex Stein should die. And then Ralph was like, yeah, probably like something like that. So the Alex Stein question, there's no dispute. He got, he's got to die according to them.

3:36:03
Unknown_19: Um, and then the big section that I skipped over anal, um,

Unknown_19: In this three-hour-long call, at least 45 minutes of it is detailed to the absolute love that Ethan Ralph has for all things related to the asshole. He says that he loves to stick his finger in the asshole of women that he's fucking because apparently, according to him...

Unknown_19: the butthole spasms of a female orgasm are undeniable. He knows for sure they're not faking it if the butthole starts spasming. So he likes to feel that directly.

3:36:39
Unknown_19: He also said he loves eating ass. And more importantly, he loves having his ass eaten. And he said that May, the horse, has sucked his asshole. And that gave him the most mind-blowing orgasm he's ever had in his entire life. And then, at some point, Jesse says a trigger word. And everything I just mentioned and more is repeated in full a second fucking time as if he completely forgot that he just went over all of this. And by the end of this, what actually ends the conversation is that Ralph is off the topic of ass for once. Jesse says something and then he starts talking about ass again. And Jesse's just like, bro, I gotta go. And then he hangs up the call. But Ralph was about getting ready for round three where he was about to gush over how much he loved asshole.

3:37:17
Unknown_19: Um, so, so that's the situation. That was the Ralph call.

Unknown_19: And then finally, one really bizarre update. So, um, speaking of thumbs up asses, when Ethan Ralph was thumbing the ass of his, uh, of the girl that he helped pick out a prom dress for, uh, Faith Vickers, the mother of Xander, his only child that he really cares about.

3:38:02
Unknown_19: When the gun tape was released, it was not just published to the internet. It was not just posted on some website. It was sent to somebody. It was sent to somebody called a halfway crook. A halfway crook. Too many crooks. Too many crooks. A halfway crook was the Mexican boyfriend and lover of Faith. And he hated Ethan Ralph. And a halfway crook, he was like a leftist anti-fan of the Ralph Retort. And because Ethan Ralph reminded Faith of her deadbeat loser father, retard, fat, retard father,

3:38:41
Unknown_19: And because her boyfriend she was trying to spite hated Ethan Ralph, that was literally the entire MO, the entire reason why she started flirting with Ethan Ralph and flew all the way across the country to get impregnated and put into a psych ward by him, was because of these two forces, spiting these two people. And when Ralph had this tape and Faith was gone, He sent a halfway crook the footage of him fucking his girlfriend. That was why it was revenge pornography. He was trying to cause emotional distress to this person that he had cucked.

Unknown_19: And now, many years later, a halfway crook and the only update I've ever had for him has announced to the public that That he is truning out. Faith's ex-boyfriend, who took her to Disneyland and fingered her at Disneyland, is now identifying as a woman. So this is the consequence of being cucked by the Ralph of Mail. Your entire life is fucking over.

3:39:40
Unknown_28: So I've wanted to do a thing, and every time I talk about it with somebody, they always say that it's a bad idea.

Unknown_28: So what I want to do is I want to take the movie franchise Saw, and if you don't know, it's really convoluted. There is... He replies to this.

Unknown_04: It's down here.

Unknown_19: There it is. That's him. Faith's ex-boyfriend.

3:40:15
Unknown_19: And this is him now. Showing off the world. He's got a dodo strapped to his head and he's smoking weed and he's a kawaii little small bean uwu. That is the danger of getting... I've been corrected by the chat. The Disneyland finger banger is not a halfway crook.

Unknown_19: I apologize. I did not mean to get this wrong.

Unknown_19: The Disneyland diddler is the current boyfriend and stepfather to Zanda. A halfway crook was just the simp beta orbiter that got super mega cucked.

3:40:47
Unknown_19: Okay. He was like an online boyfriend. Okay, I got you. Sorry, I did not mean to imply that. This is why he was so down bad. He simped for this lady. He simped for her and was like, please let me drive up and get just a crumb. Just a crumb. And she said, okay, I'll fly out. But then she flew out to the gunts and she got gunted and impregnated and put into a psych ward. That is the kind of emotional trauma that no one can stand, Chad. That's what breaks you.

3:41:23
Unknown_19: And my voice is cracking because I've been talking for four hours straight. I don't know what you want from me. I'm done. Yeah, I'm actually done. That's it. That's the end of the stream. That's the wrap update. That's the all beef stream. Almost four continuous hours of beef. If you enjoyed, please consider subscribing to the locals, maddie.live. I would love to see the locals get back up to what the government was as quickly as possible. If only to impress upon the...

Unknown_19: The locals, people that know really, you shouldn't ban me.

Unknown_19: I got fans for real. I'm a, I'm a will stream. All right, let's go green and let's read these soup berries and let's have a nice weekend chat.

3:41:57
Unknown_19: Thank you for watching. You're going to tune out now.

Unknown_19: Okay. Um, let's see. The fungus among us for one says you mentioned last stream. One should surround himself with positive polys. How does that work for someone who like you works remotely and is online 90% of his time or interactions? Do you agree with med take her or that the lowercase? I don't have friends. Aren't really friends.

3:42:30
Unknown_19: The way that I manage my internet friends is I have purpose-built friends. I have the friend that I talk to about software. I have the friend that I talk to about networking. I have the friend that I talk to about...

Unknown_19: about life stuff, personal stuff that's disconnected from everything else.

Unknown_19: I mean, I guess I don't really reveal too many personal... I really don't. I handle a lot of my suffering in complete silence. And really, if you want me to spin this in the most poetic, positive Polly way possible...

3:43:01
Unknown_19: Um...

3:43:39
Unknown_19: Kurt Eichenwald, Anime Masturbator for five, says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor. Black is synonymous with evil in so many cases. The good lord made it easy for us. Black people, evil people, yet we still manage to get confused. I don't know if I can coast on that, Anime Masturbator. Goodluck7 for two says, Happy Protein Day. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it.

Unknown_19: I had a protein shake today instead of oysters, and I think that's settled in my stomach a little bit better.

Unknown_19: stupid fuck for three says hello josh i'm typing in all caps so you can hear me they're replacing the gas lines under the street in front of my house and it's very loud i imagine imagine that's a big pain in the ass to have happen right in front of your fucking house

3:44:18
Unknown_19: Humble guardsman for seven says I'm sick of this retarded studio. Ghibli slop. People spammed enough anime garbage before this. Now it's intolerable. Total anime death. No exceptions. Um, I did, I even, I changed my avatar to a little Ghibli slobber mutt for a little while. It's cute. It has a cute art style and it's, it's accessible enough that Western audiences can like it. So I understand why it's already over the studio. Ghibli, like DMCA, the, um,

Unknown_19: Not even DMCA outright threatened litigation in regards to the app that makes it.

3:44:53
Unknown_19: Awaken3445 said, I just want to say I appreciate you and your efforts to make the lives of people like me who take it for granted take a granite better. I'm happy to help granite things, my dude. Borrello Furman for Jesus donating an extra dollar since I didn't catch the show last week. Hope the lack of my vital dollar donation didn't cause you to starve. Listen, guys, every dollar counts. Every dollar.

Unknown_19: If everyone watching just gave one dollar, I'd never have to ask for another dollar again.

Unknown_19: Give us your take on the signal chat thing. Unless you've already given it, you can mention a favorite cheese type. I haven't looked into it. It's one of those things where it's like when I walk into stores, they've got Fox News on, they're talking about the fucking signal chat thing, and it's like they're coping real hard about how it wasn't like a leak, even though they're talking about bombing shit, and it's just like...

3:45:30
Unknown_19: oh yeah our government's retarded i'd rather have incompetent idiots in charge than like competent assholes like evil people you know what i mean

Unknown_19: I'm afraid that the Genshit V tumor is going to be fatal and his suffering will be prolonged unless you do put him down. Sad to say, but very true.

3:46:21
Unknown_19: Ballistic Characteristic for 25 says, I have to hold people's hand at work all day and can't listen live. Have a good weekend, dude. Have a good weekend, too. I'm sorry to hear that your job precludes you from listening to my great podcast, but I do keep the podcast feed up to date pretty much oftentimes. Sometimes I have to be reminded, but pretty quickly. Thank you.

Unknown_19: TP Deluxe for 2 says, Big Soda controls the payment processors. Just get back on that six-liter-a-day grind, and I'm sure they'll accept you, if only. My problems started way before I quit Soda.

Unknown_19: no hurt. Mr. Metal for five says, God bless bro. Thank you. Thank you.

Unknown_19: Uh, space Allen for $50 for one Kayla says ham jam. Thank you. Space Allen. I appreciate it. Uh, the ghost of low tax for one says you've said before on the forum that the Islamic conference stickers, a deal nation reference, but which videos is it specifically referencing?

3:46:59
Unknown_19: All of them.

Unknown_19: Whenever he saw anything he didn't like, because his whole shtick was that he hated Islam, and he was like a fighter against the war on terror. So anything he didn't like, any gamer food stuff, especially anything actually directly Islamic, but oftentimes like nudity and things that scared him out, he would say, that's Islamic content!

3:47:32
Unknown_11: That's Islamic content on my screen!

Unknown_19: And he would break this monitor and shit. He would spaz out. So that's why it was a rating.

Unknown_19: Markiplier Sexley for 10 says, God, please send the biggest, fattest meteor to strike India off the face of the earth. Amen. I don't know if you can pray for meteors. Maybe you should indulge in some blood magic. Just use a big pot of curry, like sticks on a blood moon.

Unknown_19: Sneedgrove for one says, there are countries with free healthcare and there are countries with helicopters on Mars.

3:48:07
Unknown_19: Suffer, rest of the world.

Unknown_19: Dean Feedon for one says, last week I took a memory trip to 2020 Summer of Love and I can't believe this is real.

Unknown_04: And there is a link. Let's see.

Unknown_04: Former Chaz Chop Warlord, landlord and rapper Raz Simone has arrived at the new liberated zone at the CUNY University.

Unknown_19: I see. I guess they're doing that again. Okay. That's cool.

3:48:41
Unknown_19: The Mac user 75141 says, Wings drama is overblown. He's just a gentle disciplining his wife as the Quran commands of all good husbands. Yeah, I don't know. I can't even pretend to care about anything that happens on Keemstar's show. I'm going to be real with you.

Unknown_19: Fintard for 10 says, Josh, to fund everything and expand your global empire, think bigger. Here's a suggestion and possible trailer for the next merchandise run. Oh, God.

Unknown_19: Is it coffee?

Unknown_02: Auf der Heide.

3:49:21
Unknown_26: Ha ha ha

Unknown_19: What the fuck is providing?

3:49:56
Unknown_19: Is that like meth?

Unknown_19: Oh my God.

3:50:34
Unknown_18: What the fuck is the point of this? What is this? Why is the animation quality so high?

Unknown_19: What the fuck?

Unknown_19: That's insane. I have nothing.

Unknown_19: I don't even know if it's ironic or what the fuck.

Unknown_19: Thank you.

Unknown_19: Sneedo42 says, I turned you into Studio Ghibli. Is this my dog? Oh no, it's me.

Unknown_19: I like how, even though I look pretty thin in that picture, it's still like, yeah, this guy's fat, and it made me fat. That's what happened, Chet. I got gibbled.

3:51:08
Unknown_19: The false copy of Sunder for once says, do you have any practical advice from your travels from moving countries? T, Muslim rape, British Zog slave. I need to run, LOL.

Unknown_19: Know people in the area before you move, and everything's a lot easier. That's the best advice I can give anybody.

Unknown_19: If you're trying to move to the U.S., you've got to marry an American. Shouldn't be too hard. They like the British accents.

Unknown_19: Kyle Larson All Chat for Five says, Please congratulate Kyle for his win at the Homestead Miami. Congratulations, Kyle Larson All Chat, for your big win at the Homestead Miami.

3:51:43
Unknown_19: unkind naysayer for two says ethanol ethanol ralph has gone super saiyan god help us that's true his blood now pumps pure booze 100% uh awaken 34 for one says how much to make you watch that retard pony movie it never got made bro laser dust spin man for three says zoe is your as your first one was hilarious awesome stream glad thing glad to hear that finally my work being appreciated uh carnova for five says please rank the fried chicken popeyes jf kfc jellybee um

Unknown_19: I have not had Popeyes yet.

Unknown_19: Sorry to say. I actually haven't had KC either. Jollibee's was okay.

Unknown_19: I like their burgers more though.

Unknown_19: Well, it's not really a vote. There's not like an opposing side.

Unknown_19: awaken 34 for 10 says ever heard the game called black and white 2 by lionhead studio i think you should stream that next time you're able um i torrented black and white 2 when i was a kid and it was one of my favorite games ever uh it was so much fun but it was like a giant fucking mess um i legit love black and white 2 a lot and i've actually thought about if i had to shut everything down and just like fund myself i would probably make like a copy of that game that was like a little bit tidier because i know i know how i would make it fucking awesome I've legit daydreamed about making Black and White Lake 3.

3:53:01
Unknown_19: Octavia Sales Rep for 10 says, here's my fine for the thing. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it.

Unknown_19: Crypto Hag for 10 says, congratulations on finally breaking locals down and getting an account. I humbly request tranny dating profile comedy content for the locals. It's been a while and I miss it. I think that is a great idea. I want to do adolescence first or review on that. And then I can do tranny content again like that one.

Unknown_19: Om list almost for three says, Hey Josh, do you need an editor? Um, I do have one right now that does a clip channel for me and I appreciate his efforts.

3:53:36
Unknown_19: I doodle pot for 10 says a heart emoji. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it.

Unknown_19: Cheese monger for 1444 says a short video. It's just cheese. I have to make up for my lack of gumroad payments. Trigger warning British. Oh no, not a British.

Unknown_29: Here we go. Cheese. Cheese. Cheese. Hell yeah. Cheese. Cheese. Butter. Spread it on the bread. Bollocks.

3:54:12
Unknown_19: Very nice. I got some blue cheese I'm hankering for right now.

Unknown_19: BananaPlugs for 10 says, Happy Pizza Day, Josh. You're my favorite non-slav always. It's payday so I can inform more pants than noise. Thank you. Thank you. I do appreciate it.

Unknown_19: pancake luchador for five says hey josh thanks for playing beer for my horse a couple streams ago did you know that toby keith died last year i think due to cancer at rio have a good one and i swear i didn't mean the oyster thing um i did not know that he was dead i just assume that everybody in old music is dead uh that song i i really when i heard the lyrics i was listening to in the car i was thinking like that's fucking awesome that's a fucking awesome song

3:54:58
Unknown_19: DocsDown for one says, is it better to give money through Rumble or through Locals? Aren't they essentially the same platform? Kind of. The Locals thing is separate. The Rumble memberships are only for the green tag and the chat and the emojis, which I don't even fucking work on my stream when I need to fix that. But no, they're not the same.

Unknown_19: Do both is my suggestion. Do both.

Unknown_19: DavidS877 for 25 says, Sitting this now, watching later, please be funny at DavidS877.

Unknown_19: I tried my best. I hope it helped. I hope you enjoy it. Thank you. Hydroflorolefin42 says, Happy Friday, Jenny and Chief. I'm an electrician. I love listening to your podcast episodes while working. Shout out to Ruben. Send arrangement thread.

3:55:32
Unknown_19: Happy to hear that. Congratulations on being a working member of society and not a fucking white-collar mooch. It's a good thing to be.

Unknown_19: Short supply, especially good ones.

Unknown_19: Sneakrigger for three says, For some reason, a maple leaf lamb and slaughter and sale of dog meat is still legal. Goddamn, we need to intervene in Canada and save the doggos. And then there is a link to a dog meat Wikipedia page that explains how dog meat is legal.

3:56:08
Unknown_19: I mean...

Unknown_19: I don't mean to be that guy, but if you're raising dogs to eat them, it's not really that different from other. You know that a cow is as smart as a dog, right? You can teach a cow the same kind of tricks you can teach a dog. I don't know if you're basing that off of intelligence. I don't want to get into that argument, but just so you know.

Unknown_19: Just so you know, pigs and cows are really smart. I guess they just don't have that human connection that dogs do, though.

3:56:39
Unknown_19: Simuligan2 for five says, here's videos from Bathrobe Dwayne that shows your feelings about British. And I've already played this, but I will play it again.

Unknown_04: Just for a second.

Unknown_04: Let's play this one.

Unknown_04: I'm from fucking the UK. I'm from the fucking... It's spazzing out. It's so strong, it's breaking my fucking video player. I'm from the fucking UK.

3:57:15
Unknown_09: My fucking teeth are made of wood.

Unknown_19: Excellent. High quality. Thank you.

Unknown_19: I can't upload it to the locals right now, I suppose, because why not? Sure, I'll do that. That'll be my March content for everyone who missed it. Exclusive! If you want to watch the fucking volleyball video, I don't think it got uploaded anywhere. Subscribe now!

3:57:54
Unknown_19: Thank you. Sneak Cricket for 10 says, coming to a tunnel near you soon. And there is a tunnel training near you soon. And there is a YouTube short. Let's see.

Unknown_21: Floors started collapsing in people's homes. And a sinkhole even opened up in the street when authorities investigated. they discovered a series of underground tunnels. And that's because one man had become addicted to digging after building a wine cellar beneath his home. Over the next 40 years, he dug a series of tunnels that extended in every direction. He was finally evicted and moved to a top floor apartment. But when he died three years later, they found he had started tunneling through his walls instead. Floors started collapsing.

3:58:25
Unknown_19: Pace. Do what you love. Fuck the government. Thank you.

Unknown_19: David Lammy, for one, says, Come to England. Heronberger, for two, says, The sun never sets on the low-cal empire. God save the cheese. Damn straight. Fentard, for two, says, You can watch this later. Good open source news. TLDR, Tor, FDroid, and such are losing some funding because Trump cuts. Also, Open Technology Fund has Mozilla libtards on it. And don't give Lunduk money. He's literally a...

3:59:00
Unknown_19: A circle, and then there is a link. Good. Those organizations all suck. Like Mozilla and Signal and F-Droid, their foundations are rotten to the fucking core. And if they're forced to make cuts and take their jobs seriously, that's a good thing. That Meredith Whitaker woman, who's like the ex-Wikimedia CEO, who's also like a customer of Liz Fong Jones, she doesn't belong in anything. She's the enemy of fucking freedom. Just awful.

3:59:33
Unknown_19: Neighbor for two says, I found out a horror cow lives 40 minutes from me. I really hope I never see that horror cow in public. Well, God willing, never will. Chloe Dante for 20 says, pray for the little black pooner girl to be herald of her confusion. Well, she stays on the straight and narrow like she is right now and only terrorizes bad people. Maybe she will be healed.

Unknown_19: thank you by the way says I'm late here is $2 for banning England from the farms you're welcome my pleasure says the best Reese's wasn't in the cup it's the bars they're basically a Reese's waiver cookie that does sound pretty good says visual novels are the ultimate time waster text updates so slow you end up reading it like one word a minute if this guy's played a thousand visual novels he's doing it full time well that sounds absolutely horrific thank you uh hamster for seven couldn't listen live here's five bucks at hamster thank you hamster i appreciate it blorp bloop for 50 dollars for a whole kayla says here's 50 to funny not to do anything about retards getting bullied bullying is good interesting perspective maybe it is money is backing these words so i believe it more

4:00:18
Unknown_19: I mean, look, bro, I read his essay, and it was not very persuasive. I read, like, the most entry-level one, like, Revolting Against the Modern World or whatever, and it's just like, bro, you're really... Because he doesn't even try to persuade his point. He's just like, I'm right, and basically monarchism. Yeah. And I'm like, I don't...

Unknown_19: I don't think so.

Unknown_19: Logistical Nightmare for 20 says, I expect you to save the PBJ Big Cup alongside your Bold Bay Vodka on the 4th, Josh. Really enjoyed the Full Beef episode. Have a great weekend.

4:01:08
Unknown_19: Maybe. I have some special stuff planned for late April and July. Maybe I can eat a PBJ Cup. Thank you, thank you. BlurtBloop410 says, I got fired from my job as an engineer at an online Gamba service provider. I was only there three months. Just got a much better gig that pays 20% more. Enjoy the fruits of my supreme interview skills. Well, good job. Hopefully it's a more dignified feel as well. By the way, both bossmen... I didn't even mention the fucking DSP-Ralph crossover because it sucked, but both DSP and Ralph have said that they would take casino Gamba sponsorships. Maybe you can tell your old job to pick them up. I want to see the geekification.

4:01:45
Unknown_19: Logistical Nightmare for 10 says, is it just me or does that Lunar Paradox guy sound like Belinda Scott's dead husband? A little bit. Just a little bit. Just because of what he's saying, though. Thank you. Mr. Manchester for 10 says, here's $10 only because Keffels is now zapping to the extreme. I know. It's great, isn't it? It's beautiful. Thank you. Unfortunately, we cannot drop even a single drop of American blood to free the oppressive British Empire. It's just not worth it. It's just not worth it, folks. I've talked to the best, and it's just not worth it. You have to marry an American.

4:02:17
Unknown_19: Not me, though. I'm pure and innocent. Agent X support. Fertin says, our banana dance.

Unknown_19: Sadly, it is broken because I am a retard and I haven't fixed this yet. Thank you, though. Melocalypse the Younger, Fertin says, he can careful prod himself for basically no viewers. It's like watching Napoleon on St. Helena slowly die of stomach cancer. The great terror reduced to tooling with D-Stros for his training website.

4:02:49
Unknown_19: Oh, it's beautiful to see.

Unknown_19: God really works in mysterious ways, chat. Thank you. Awaken 34 for once is the only Quiggler is a neighbor. I wonder it didn't let me use the proper rhyme. Awaken 34 for once is now I believe can super sticks worships an owl from a show called hell boss, a gay owl.

Unknown_19: Awaken 34 for once is I drink death with dark black. How about you? Bro, you are like properly fucked up.

4:03:23
Unknown_19: Dizzy until death revises. What's your favorite book?

Unknown_19: Are you asking me, like, security questions for my fucking bank accounts or something? I give you a book that's not actually my favorite book. Um... Oh, God. A book that I really liked. Let me check. I don't have my Kobo. Fun fact, if you ever want, like, an e-reader, get a Kobo. I have a Kobo that I have violently abused, and it still works perfectly. Um...

4:03:55
Unknown_19: I read through Ernst Junger's A Storm of Steel, and it's really dry. And it's mostly just like, this was like the most horrific war ever, and I saw people's brains explode fucking constantly. It was the most horrific experience ever. And it's just like, it wasn't a good read. It was just like, wow, this is miserable. I guess it's good to know. I'm not really answering your question, but... pseudo sides for five says nice to see a fellow cafe bustillo enjoy it's a go-to coffee next to death wish i've not had death wish but i think i did actually but bustillo is tastier plain too uh snito for five two says uh here's your michael lambert emoji let's see no no no it needs to be like properly like like uh transparent just make it flat and get like the entire head like the nice roundness of it that's what i want

4:04:50
Unknown_19: It's like trying to get Tom Cruise out of the closet. Thank you, Chuck Poster. I also agree.

Unknown_19: The orange cow for two. Kayla says, Josh, if you ever get so pissed at stickers that you think about removing notifications again, I have a proposition. If someone complains about stickers whatsoever, just force their off their notifications. That requires editing the database and they can just undo it. So it doesn't quite work, but yeah, I don't know. It's a really terrible system. And the way that people use it to navigate the site is fucking appalling to me personally. And I still can't get over the people actually do that.

4:05:23
Unknown_19: Lilanthia for 10 says, thanks moon moon. Thank you. Lilanthia. Lilanthia. Appreciate it. It's true. He got compared to the guy from Death Note 2. Dude, you gotta look him up. He's got the fucking book. He's got the Shinigami. He's got the Shinigami eyes. He's got dorkness. He's dork-sighted.

4:05:54
Unknown_19: Thank you. Haramberger is calling with trade offer. You cover the Harley Quinn fart comic. He signs up for locals. Except. Oh, fuck yeah. I will walk into a comic book store, look the comic book man dead in the eyes and says, I want the Harley Quinn fart comic. And I'll fucking read it for you. I'll review the Harley Quinn fart comic. The only other comics I've ever read are the Eric July comics. And I really did not like the last one that I read.

Unknown_19: I actually have a bunch of comics. I have the ones from Rusty Cage, too, that I need to be reading. And I have... Actually, that's a lie. I also read the one from Sven Stoffel, and I have the other book from Sven Stoffel that I've been meaning to read. People like comic book reviews. I can do those all fucking day. It doesn't take much time to read a comic book and comment on it. Okay, let's see here.

4:06:27
Unknown_17: but if you promote watching he's gay watching other men especially men from other racial groups and other countries and you're like rooting them on that's not cool i'm changing the way i talk here on youtube i figured out the algorithm for any of you listening and you're like how can i talk about things that i don't like on youtube Just say it's not cool. So black people, not cool. Indian people, not cool. African people, not cool. That's how you're supposed...

4:07:17
Unknown_19: thank you for your contribution mr christian thank you uh zoots for two says hello again from the ocean is it true that nabes ruin cruises but only go on caribbean ones on that started in florida celeb and carnival are for fags so avoid those two only constant is boomers i do not know anything about cruises i took a cruise once and it was okay i took a cruise in greece and the cruise line sucked and the food actually smelled like vomit so That's my experience with cruises.

4:07:53
Unknown_19: Cheese9442 says, Josh, read Gunt Ventures and BDSM on the forum. You won't regret it when you just read out on stream.

Unknown_19: Next stream. I'm dying on there. The Bugs for one says, Hey, Josh, what's your beef with Jesse from Podawful? Not a fan from Podawful, but keep hearing you hate him.

Unknown_19: I don't like his schtick, and I don't like his...

Unknown_19: He does the thing where he begs for attention on Twitter and nobody the fuck added me when I first started hearing about him. And I don't like... He does a show that you have to pay for. And it's like, nobody's going to pay to listen to your fucking podcast, bro. People pay if they like your podcast. That's how it works. Probably make more money if you just didn't make people pay for the fucking show.

4:08:31
Unknown_19: He's also big into DMCA, I'm pretty sure. When I hear him talk and he talks about intellectual property law, he's flexing the fact he read the statute and looked up a couple case law studies on it. I think he's a DMCA-er, I'm pretty sure, because he talks about copyright a lot. People who support copyright deserve to be in a fucking pit.

Unknown_19: Totology man for five says, nice show. Thank you. Thank you. Koli Dante for 20 says, your speech on how a man has to be capable of his own positive poly sounds like a more retarded version of Diogenes on stoicism. He was history's most influential public masturbating hobo.

4:09:04
Unknown_19: Um,

Unknown_19: Yeah, PewDiePie did a video on stoicism that I watched. And it is, I mean, I'm sure it's like a continuous thing that exists probably in many different cultures. But it is true. The only thing that you really control in your life is your own perspective. Your gray matter is a physical part of your body and is the only thing that you have absolute control over.

4:09:37
Unknown_19: And if you don't have control over that, you have control over nothing.

Unknown_19: Thank you. Yeah, there certainly are. I try my best to make people happy. I have an idea for the forum that is probably going to cause some controversy, but you'll have to wait and see.

Unknown_19: Koli Dante for five says, with the release of the Ghiblification AI, someone needs to check on Pete's to make sure he hasn't gooned himself to death. He's probably, man, he's fucking wasted away. He's been uploading Chantal nudes to the Ghiblifier and J-O-N. It's over. Vintard for one says, and yes, Preventon is meth. Germany really liked meth in World War II. You should look at the story of the Finnish soldier caller Amo Koivun, who accidentally took the whole company's dose of Preventon and went on a really fucked skiing trip. Ha ha ha ha ha.

4:10:10
Unknown_19: I mean, I knew they did math. I didn't know about that though.

Unknown_19: Uh, man who must let for one Kayla says, Josh, I need to thank you. Yours. My stepping stone to JQ stuff, low tax data, the YouTube search for that info. And I found that week's Maddie, you discussed of his J friends, P story equals can't unnotice ever.

4:10:46
Unknown_19: Um, that's true. I do remember that. Uh, happy to help. Yeah.

Unknown_19: Um, it's a bunch. Yeah. That's the way it goes though. It's like, once you know about the PP poo poo thing, you really see it. You see it a lot. Um, and it, it really, I like, I'm a huge, like old school South park fan. I've watched every season of South park before, like season 16, at least like twice. Um, I think I've watched Pink Eye, one of the first season episodes, like every Halloween for like 10 years. Pink Eye is one of my favorite episodes of all fucking time, of anything. It's an amazing cartoon episode. It's got all my favorite things in it. And as an adult and knowing about the pee-pee-poo-poo thing and knowing that one of them is Jewish, you really see the influence of the pee-pee-poo-poo stuff in South Park. And it's kind of like...

4:11:21
Unknown_19: I wouldn't say ruins it, but it's just like you notice it.

Unknown_19: Amist, for one, says, can you unban Mitsufan?

Unknown_19: Depends on what they got banned for. Blurp Bloop, for one, says, yeah, it's cool and dignified company. They also gave a decent share options package. That's nice. That's nice.

4:11:57
Unknown_19: And this is the last one. Avenue in the Maddie thread posted more of Lambert's emotes. Okay, great. I'll look at them. I am looking for one that's just like a nice, simple one. And on that note, I am done. Thank you very, very much for watching. I hope you have enjoyed the stream. I did put a little bit of extra work into this one. And I will see you guys on Friday. Take it easy. Have a nice weekend.

Unknown_04: Bye-bye.

4:13:33
Unknown_32: Have a dance like this before. We don't talk about it. Dancing on. Do the boogie all night long. Stoned in paradise. Shouldn't talk about it. I want you. We can bring it on the floor.

Unknown_32: This before we don't talk about it. Dancing on, feel the boogie all night long. Stoned in paradise. Shouldn't talk about it. Shouldn't talk about it.

4:15:02
Unknown_32: And I want you, we can bring it on the floor. I've never danced like this before. We don't talk about it. Dancing on to the boogie all night long. Stoned in paradise. Shouldn't talk about it. And I want you, we can bring it on the floor.

Unknown_32: Shouldn't talk about it.

4:16:31
Unknown_32: Shouldn't talk about it