you Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for watching. 0:02:03 Unknown_16: Hello chat. How are you guys doing? Oh, I pressed the wrong button. Okay, there we go. Hi. 0:02:46 Unknown_16: I hope you guys are doing well. How's my mic? I've fucked with my... In true and honest, mad at the internet tradition, I have fucked with my audio settings at the very last second to ensure that my stream has maximum potential for hilarity as everything fucking breaks. Unknown_16: Sounds fine. Great. Wonderful. Rumble is fucked. It's working. I fixed that before I went live. Cool. Okay, so let's start by talking about David Lynch, of course. He died. 0:03:21 Unknown_16: Had a serious cult following in terms of being a movie director and TV show director, because I suppose he's most famous for Twin Peaks at this point and not his movies. Unknown_16: Where's my camera? There we go. Unknown_16: Play this. Unknown_18: And if you can't believe it It's a frightening once again Unknown_16: From what I remember, he did a video, like, every day. Or, like... God fucking damn it. Why is it playing Steven Universe? Why is it doing this to me? He did, like, a video, like, every day, or every Friday or something, and it was just, like, a 30-second long video where he, like, talked about a number. I remember seeing this. He's a very weird person. 0:03:54 Unknown_16: Very ahead of his time in terms of internet content. And it's a very strange time for him to die, because last weekend, I was streaming Life is Strange, and I was, of course, becoming delirious with... Unknown_16: boredom as I do when I when I play these fucking games so I was I can't remember what have I think someone dies or someone like wants to die oh yeah someone is like considering dying and I was trying to encourage them to die so I ended up I did this and 0:04:52 Unknown_16: Everything is fine in heaven. Unknown_02: Now that I've traveled to... Everything is fine. I can finally see what's going on with Gwen. I'm back. Jesus, Max. I want a girl first. Sorry. Unknown_16: That is a song, a very weird song, from the movie Eraserhead, which I would actually highly recommend. It's a very good movie. It's a very... Unknown_16: avant-garde film. It's kind of like what you would consider abstract art. Unknown_16: But it's not pretentious or retarded. It makes sense. You just have to... What's presented is just very strange. So I would actually recommend A Razorhead. That's my favorite thing that he made. I think I watched Twin Peaks, and I didn't like it. I don't know if I've ever actually watched anything else by him besides Eraserhead, but I did like Eraserhead. 0:05:29 Unknown_16: Sorry. Never hire me to do your eulogy, because I'm a fuck-up. However, I will say this. Someone should have posted this image in the Math Internet thread, and... 0:06:03 Unknown_16: I like this the most, perhaps. This picture, I assume these quotes are accurate. I'm told by a trusted source that this is a real quote attributed to Stephen Lynch where he says, I love to eat cheese and I continue to eat cheese. So he's 78 years old. Unknown_16: Proof that cheese eaters reign supreme and live long, prosperous lives, chat. Unknown_16: Not that it needed any more demonstration than what was already demonstrated, but to completely seal the deal, there you go. 0:06:39 Unknown_16: So on that note, I have some good news for once. Unknown_16: If you can even believe it, I actually have something positive to say. Unknown_16: We mailed this in on Monday. Actually, on Saturday, I want to say. Maybe even Friday afternoon. But it was arrived and stamped through by Wednesday. And, of course, that is the Articles of Incorporation for the United States Internet Preservation Society. Incorporated in the fine state of South Dakota. uh, mostly because they don't have any kind of state level requirements for nonprofit reporting. Um, it doesn't really matter where it's incorporated because of course we will operate on the federal level across state lines for the purposes of preserving the internet, uh, as stated here in the purpose, this is a scan because we literally physically mailed these in, uh, in part, in part because I'm heavily autistic, Chad. And, um, 0:07:16 Unknown_16: When we incorporate these, we had to file an addendum. And that addendum, because the main incorporation document for South Dakota is a boilerplate template. And I realized that the boilerplate template and the addendum document included a lot of cross-contamination and repeated information. So I suggested to Hardin that perhaps we should just mail in a single article of incorporation and not one with an addendum. And he said, that's fine, but you have to mail it in. So since we were already mailing it in, I said, you know what? I should change the font. 0:07:56 Unknown_16: So I am probably the only person in the history of the world to use Quattrocento, the obvious body font of the Kiwi Farms, in a legal document. But you know what? I just wanted to. Grant me this one thing, I ask. Grant me this one thing. I would like to use my preferred font on this document. 0:08:35 Unknown_16: So I did. The main thing, purpose. The corporation will strengthen, expand, and defend digital rights for online consumers and services in ways that preserve the American way of life. I took a lot of inspiration from this from Apex purpose because I looked around and said, okay, how do you do it? How do you do it right? And that's what I came up with. 0:09:06 Unknown_16: I have already applied for an employer identification number so that we can pay our taxes if we need to pay taxes. Uh, generally as a nonprofit, you don't pay taxes, but there are certain circumstances we may encounter where I have to, even if we don't pay taxes, you still have to file how you pay people and stuff, um, with W2s. So you need an EIN and having an EIN means we can now apply for nonprofit status. Um, We picked a 501c3 instead of a 501c4, as I may have mentioned in the past, because a 501c3, as a completely non-profit entity, which can be deducted on your taxes, has one really big sticking point that I deliberated on for quite a while and decided that the trade-off wouldn't be worth it. 0:09:58 Unknown_16: A 501c3 can never lobby. It can never try to influence politics. It can write opinion pieces. It can file... Unknown_16: I forget what you call those documents where you file with the Supreme Court like a supporting statement. It's a Latin word that literally means friend of the court. Unknown_16: You can do that, but you can't actually talk to any politicians or anything of the sort. And I feel like I want to do that. I want to lobby. I want to have teeth. I want to actually try to accomplish things and not just sit on Twitter or on a blog that nobody fucking reads. seething about how bad everything's getting fucked over and if that means that i sacrifice some of your money to the irs that is a loss i am willing to take but no most people aren't going to itemize their taxes anyway i feel like um it's the appropriate course of action uh so the other thing worth mentioning is that there are three people who act as incorporators I'll just scroll down to the bottom here and show the signature. I think that's more interesting. I did practice my signature before signing it so that I would not be relentlessly bullied for being Dadua Aman again. I did practice this time so that my scribbles are more attractive. 0:10:37 Unknown_16: Matthew Harden, of course, my long-term attorney who has represented me in many different issues and provides routine legal input on certain things. Me, the star that I am, shining so brightly, the source of all positive polyism in this sector. And then someone named Kevin Crawley. 0:11:37 Unknown_16: who I will introduce at a later date. It's a very serendipitous thing. It's good for me, bad for him. Unknown_16: He's very well aware of this. Unknown_16: But I feel like we should wait until everything is smoothed out and we're actually launching, launching, soft launching, before I talk about how my pick for third chair came about. Because it is an interesting story, Chet. Unknown_16: I am not left-handed. 0:12:15 Unknown_16: Here's the stamp. Here we go. Where's the signature from? Monet. Monet Johnson. Surprisingly not a black woman. I thought for sure she would be. State of South Dakota Office of the Secretary of State signed by the Secretary of State. There we go. All done, chat. Unknown_16: Next step is, as I mentioned, the IRS. And in that meantime, because I believe it takes several months to accomplish that nonprofit status. Unknown_16: We're going to be setting up a blog. 0:12:47 Unknown_16: We've already got the GitHub organization going up. I moved over the private forum software. Unknown_16: repo from my account to that account. I moved over the stream nexus. Part of the scope of the nonprofit will be developing nonprofit tools that benefit, of course, the American way of life on the internet. And I believe that ways to bypass single platform limitations is in that scope. And hosting your own website and having a forum with free software is also within that scope. 0:13:26 Unknown_16: I thought I was playing around. You thought I wasn't serious. There's no way this Josh guy is super serious about all this stuff. Surprise! I am. I am very serious. I'm a serious person. Don't ever doubt me. When I say I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it, chat. Might take me two years, but I'm going to do it. Unknown_17: Okay, cool. Unknown_17: Next, as we ease into the actual shmeet of the stream, RuneScape, a topic near and dear to my heart, has done something genuinely unconscionable. 0:14:05 Unknown_16: From my understanding, RuneScape was bought out by some kind of Chinese investment corporation. Unknown_16: So now they've changed their subscription plan. Once upon a time, you paid RuneScape, or Jagex, $5. Unknown_16: dollars a month it was five dollars when i first started subscribing to runescape uh for a monthly subscription and now uh they've i think they've increased it like every two or three years by another dollar and now they have fucked up their subscription plan completely For the low, low price of $11 a month, you get either RuneScape, Old School RuneScape, or RuneScape 3. But you no longer get both. And it includes ads. 0:14:45 Unknown_16: Includes ads. You'll play the game, and as you're paying for the privilege of playing a game... They will show you ads in the game. And if you actually want to play both, or if you just want more characters, or perhaps you don't want to see fucking ads, it is $18 a month. And they even offer you, they dare, they dare to offer you an up sale for eight characters a 0:15:19 Unknown_16: um character name reservations enhance player support and a pause membership option for that extraordinary luxury you get 32 and a half dollars a month crazy chat the mirror I've already unsubscribed. I can't remember even what it was. Oh, they removed gender from the game. They put in male, female, or whatever. I can't even imagine. Any game that thinks that playing their game is so worthless that you can watch ads while doing it, that's like... 0:15:59 Unknown_16: That's like, it reminds me of those old, old games that were like made in Flash. Like Adventure Quest. That was like a Flash game. Like a Shockwave Flash game that was like a shitty runescape. And it was completely 2D. And that was like free and you could watch ads while playing it. Unknown_17: Fucking garbage. Unknown_17: I'm unsubscribing. This is too far. Don't you just want to watch ads, bro? Unknown_16: What would they even show you? 0:16:37 Unknown_16: How can they... Oh, you know what? One of these things even... This isn't even the one that I was looking at before. Oh, you know what it was? They're surveying these. These are like propositions, and there's several different pages. One of the other proposed subscription services was that you could choose to have a... Adventure Quest. Unknown_16: You could choose to have a subscription only for your phone. So if you're playing the game on your phone, then you can choose an $8... 0:17:10 Unknown_16: Phone only, old school RuneScape only with ads. And save $5 a month by watching ads and only playing on your phone. Unknown_16: Absolute travesty. Everything that I ever enjoyed must be completely ruined. Trooned out and advertised out. That's like a double fuck you to me personally. Nobody else gives a shit, just me. Unknown_17: Okay. Unknown_17: A little bit of an update. Unknown_16: There's Zuck, who came out and said, Hello, Master Trump. Hello, Master Trump. I love you, Mr. Trump, and I love the America First movement. I love making America great again, Master Trump. What can I do to make Facebook relevant again in this free speech era? Well, the New York Times wrote on this, and there's one thing about their whining about how Zuckerberg is pandering to the far right. 0:17:48 Unknown_16: That's particularly fascinating, and I think you guys might... Is he literally... I thought it said it's zuck time or something. 0:18:28 Unknown_16: I can't tell what that says. It definitely says zuck. What the fuck does it say? Nut zuck? Hout nift? Is that German? Is this Dutch? What the... What is this saying? I didn't even notice. Anyways, this is the best part. Unknown_16: The same day at Meta's offices in Silicon Valley, Texas, New York, facility managers were instructed to remove tampons from men's bathrooms, which the company had provided for non-binary and transgender employees who use the men's restroom and who may have required sanitary pads, two employees said. 0:19:07 Unknown_16: Zuckerberg, in his offices, has been, you know, he is a billionaire, but I assume that these two things are true. At certain points in time, Zuckerberg is required to go to his offices. And at certain points in time, while conducting business in his offices, he must go to the bathroom. And during those trips to the bathroom, for years, Zuckerberg has noticed that there are tampon dispensers in the men's restroom. And this is something that I think I can relate to him on a human level, where you just see that every time. Every day he goes to poo in his own office building, he's looking at a sanitary pad dispenser as he's washing his hands, and he's thinking, that's fucking retarded. That's actually really fucking stupid. So on day one, he actually had a legitimate grievance that he brought to his human resource officers, and he says... 0:19:48 Unknown_16: You gotta go get a drill. And you gotta get that shit out of the fucking bathroom. I'm sick of looking at it. That's like a genuine... That's like a genuine human moment from the Zod. I gotta admit. Unknown_17: Very funny. Unknown_17: Next. Unknown_16: So the United States of America said, hey, TikTok's not allowed to data mine our citizens. That's our job. We're supposed to data mine everybody else's citizens, and they're not supposed to get any of our information. So they got really mad that TikTok, which is owned by Tencent, which is owned in China, in part by the Communist Party directly, was getting tons of information about... 0:20:24 Unknown_16: about American citizens, and decided that enough is enough. So they decided that either Tencent in the U.S. would be owned by an American company or it would close by a certain date. Unknown_16: I believe this weekend? So with the imminent closure of TikTok upcoming, many of the users started to panic and said, oh my gosh, we need a TikTok replacement. and not wanting to give their data to an American company, because, I mean, I kind of agree with that. I mean, I don't care what China knows about me. I do care what the United States knows about me. They thought, we need to find another Chinese TikTok to post on. And what they found is a website called... 0:20:56 Unknown_16: I think... This guy... Here we go. Xiao Hongshu, which means Little Red Book. And this is actually a direct reference to the Little Red Book of Mao Zedong, the Communist Party Manifesto. 0:21:37 Unknown_16: And... Unknown_16: So it is, strictly speaking, a pro-communist Chinese Instagram clone. But it does have, on top of Instagram picture stuff, it has little videos like TikTok. So a bunch of people said, fuck you, we're going to go and move to Chinese Instagram, and we're going to TikTok there. Unknown_16: But what they didn't know is that Chinese people hate everything that they stand for. I have used Xiaohongshu. It may come as a surprise to you. I have independently, before it was cool, downloaded this app, set up an account on it, and played around. 0:22:10 Unknown_16: It has a lot of silver content, and it has a lot of gun content, surprisingly. I think that the gun content is actually sponsored by the People's Liberation Army. Because it's like influencers who work directly with the PLA to get access to contemporary assault rifles. They're like, ha ha, this is the new PLA AK model. And they're firing it on ranges and doing shit with military equipment. It's actually kind of cool. 0:22:42 Unknown_16: um you have like silver stackers and it's really cool because they're like it's it's interesting because you would expect one of the things that uh red book would ban would be like anything about prior governments But there's actually a lot of content about like pre-communist China that you would see like coins with faces of people that are considered or would have been considered during the revolution to be counter-revolutionary. And they're posting about that. And that's cool to look at the silver coins. 0:23:18 Unknown_16: I was trying to find the source of the video in particular. That's why I got into it for a little bit. Unknown_16: And then I noticed while using it. There's not very many sexy ladies on this thing. Usually, if you use a social media site, you're basically vicariously exposed to softcore pornography almost instantly. Unknown_16: It's unreal how many just OnlyFans whores just get suggested to me on X, just scrolling around. It's a little bit insulting. Unknown_16: Even though my policy is if I see anyone who has a crossed out 18 in their name, I just ban them. That's just what American social media is. 0:23:53 Unknown_16: In Little Red Book, I didn't notice any of that. Unknown_16: There was lifestyle posts, but there wasn't just obvious kumbayt. And that's one of the first things that the TikTok people notice is that they have strict rules on cleavage. It's kind of like in high school. You can only show this much thigh. You can't show this much cleavage. Unknown_16: you can't wear this so they're pretty strict on that and you get dinged if you try to do like sexy booty like shake like uh what's it called twerking you can't twerk on little red book and people are finding that out the hard way by getting banned another thing that you can't talk about 0:24:39 Unknown_16: is anything related to the LGBTQ IP plus, uh, none whatsoever. You can't talk about being gay. You can't talk about being a lesbian. You can't talk about being queer or non-binary. They straight up just fucking ban you. Unknown_16: So surprise. A lot of the Tik TOK people are like, Oh, um, that's, that's really problematic. Like no shit. It's a foreign countries application. Go fuck yourself. Unknown_17: And, um, Unknown_17: oh and then uh the chinese people are just straight up like insulting them there's a video that i saw that made me is this it hello a big welcome for my refugee friends um welcome to red note um i feel so happy and i'm really this wasn't the one that's based 0:25:33 Unknown_12: Reminds me the quotes carved on Tiananmen Square. The quotes are from our spiritual leader Chairman Mao, the founder of the country. The quote one is long live the People's Republic of China and the second one is long live the great unity of people from the world. Unknown_12: And the great unity might really happens Like this seems like a dream is going to come true. Unknown_16: I don't know if I ever mentioned this, but when I was... I probably have mentioned this a million times. When I was with the 8chan people in the Philippines, Ron's wife... Ron, who I think is QAnon. Ron's wife is Chinese. And she's not just Chinese. She's like an ultra-pro-CCP Chinese person. And I showed her that video of the black guy... 0:26:10 Unknown_16: singing Chinese songs, and she was really enthralled with this. she said that his pronunciations were excellent, his singing was excellent. she was super psyched to see this African guy dressed up in PLA cosplay singing communist songs. so i think they're very flattered by that kind of thing. 0:26:53 Unknown_17: There was a guy, though, that I saw. Unknown_16: Someone sent it to me. And it was just like, welcome to China. No more gay shit ever. You can be gay. We just, no more gay shit ever. I see his face. I will immediately know. Unknown_16: Oh, she's salty. I should scan through this. I didn't even think about this. Unknown_16: Dude, imagine seeing this. Imagine being Chinese and seeing this and like, hello, I'm from America. I'm non-binary. Yeah. 0:27:25 Unknown_17: Where's the guy? Someone sent it to me. I think I'm going to have to internet thread. I'm never going to be able to find it. It just occurred to me as an afterthought. Unknown_17: Oh, well. Unknown_17: Who do you think should buy TikTok? Unknown_16: Out of all the technocrat billionaires in the world, I could do TikTok. Give me TikTok. 0:27:59 Unknown_16: If they're going to seize it, they should donate it to a nonprofit. I have one in mind, chat. Unknown_16: I think I could do it. I could shape it up. I could make something really good out of it. Unknown_17: I just passed it? I don't think so. Unknown_17: Any political rights out here. Unknown_10: We hate this shit. There's only two gender out here. Male and female. If you are gay, just be gay. Don't talk about you're gay. We all know you're gay. Just don't talk about it. If you're a lesbian, 0:28:32 Unknown_10: you cool you cool if you are lgbtq whatever keep it that shit to yourself there's no gay marriage out here that's against the law so keep it that shit to yourself don't swing that shit to someone else's daughter or son all right he didn't choose the music this is like a a tiktok american 0:29:06 Unknown_16: tiktok american that sounds like a hyphenated word like african american it's like a euphemism basketball american yeah those are some tiktok americans you gotta watch out for those motherfuckers they make you gay they'll fuck your dog they'll start twerking inappropriately for like a music video you gotta watch out for those uh cool um let's see Unknown_16: Taylor Lorenz is joining. Okay, cool. Long live China. Wonderful. Um... Unknown_16: I remember when I started talking about China many years ago. If you're only a recent listener, you don't know. I've been talking about China for years. Unknown_16: Because China was this really big thing that nobody in the U.S. really thought about. That's just where our shit comes from. And then anytime anyone talked about China more seriously, those bugmen, they can't do anything but steal from the hot man. And that was always my big gripe. Conservatives would just be like, 0:30:09 Unknown_16: Yeah, them chanks, they can't do nothing but steal from the white man. Ain't nothing come from China since gunpowder, and we do it better these days. Anyways, all they can do is steal from the white man. And then the liberals look at China and says, all those Chinese people can do is steal from American corporations. They can't do anything on themselves. They're just totally enslaved by American supremacy. Unknown_16: It's a real country. It's got like a billion people in it. They're very educated. They got a lot of money these days, you know? 0:30:42 Unknown_16: And when I talked about it, people would say, oh, Josh loves China. He's simped for China. And my position has always been, like, no, I don't simp for China. I'm just saying it's a big country. It has a lot of money and resources. And you shouldn't, like, hand-wave it away as a non-threat, because it is very much a threat. And it is playing much smarter than both the United States and Russia, and maybe even the European Union at this point, so... not maybe even definitely so i don't know and now it's like people agree with me and then now you see what something looks like you got taylor lorraine's like ho ho mr xi jinping you are so handsome you are so tall and sexy mr xi ping oh very strange very strange times fuck north korea 0:31:35 Unknown_16: So coming out in defense, we got a true conservative trad woman here, Eugenia Cooney, begging Donald Trump to do the right thing and to save TikTok. Unknown_16: There's another one. Unknown_01: No, he isn't Lex. That's actually another administration and the government like right now. I don't know what's happening, but no, when Trump comes in, he's talked about wanting to save TikTok and hopefully he will. Hopefully he will if things come to that point, but hopefully they won't even come to that point. Hopefully everything will be OK. Hopefully somebody in the government like wakes up and stops all this. craziness happening in this country right now gotta hope for that guys and guys people that wanted to see hello kitty here's you know it always makes it makes sense to me that eugenia would be a secret conservative something about her and her personality really makes me think that she would support the government tightening its belt cutting the fat 0:32:57 Unknown_16: i just came up with that and i felt it was super super clever i'm very smug about that anyways uh she's supporting uh the americanization of tiktok and i'm wondering if elon musk i think put in a bid for tiktok um what would it be called he would definitely rename it to something stupid what do you call it like zikzak you just call it like x shorts Unknown_16: ex-vids. I think that one's taken. Unknown_16: I'm not sure. Submit your suggestion for what Elon Musk should call a zigzag in the comments below. Cool. I'm not manic. Unknown_16: Okay, speaking of the orange Hitler, whatever his name is, he has assembled a very bizarre team of superheroes to tackle a very troubled Hollywood, including Sylvester Stallone, Mel Gibson, and John Voight. John Voight. 0:33:59 Unknown_17: John Voight. Unknown_17: Why is that name? Unknown_17: So familiar, chat. John... John Voight. Unknown_16: Could it... Could it be? Did Mr. Nubbly predict that? Unknown_16: John Voight is the last great American actor. He needs to be in more movies. Baby Geniuses 2 was a fucking riot. I watch it every night. And Jon Voight carries the whole franchise. Think about it. He was in Baby Geniuses 3. This was the end of the end of the fucking world. The final page. Just an incomprehensible diatribe about Jon Voight. And now Jon Voight is officially part of the Trump transition team. As the Hollywood panel. His ambassador to Hollywood. How is this possible, chat? 0:34:30 Unknown_16: Are we all going to be wearing mega spandex suits with penis cutouts here shortly? Is that in the cards? It might be. 0:35:02 Unknown_16: Where does Mr. Numbly know? I don't fucking know. He knows something. I don't trust him. I don't trust him, man. Unknown_16: Okay, and this guy, Darren Bell, this horrific looking mutt, just absolutely jaw-droppingly hideous. Unknown_16: An artist, I believe, for the Washington Post, as it says, a cartoonist who made very anti-conservative cartoons for the WaPo, which of course is owned by Jeff Bezos, in case you didn't know. This is Jeff Bezos' personal political comic artist, arrested for child pornography in Sacramento County. 0:35:35 Unknown_16: He's a Pulitzer Prize winning cartoonist, actually. Crazy. So this guy and his Pulitzer are going to prison. And I think this was him talking about child sex education. Unknown_16: A black father wrote a book about their talk to show why it's important. So yeah, this was him talking about sex education. You don't want to take away their innocence, but you have to. Unknown_16: And this was one of his comics as well. Groomer, he says. And then Junginverbandverdabba. And Jungenwerderbe is the German word that has strong Nazi associations. And when they were burning things like the Sexual Institute... What was it called? Sexual Wissenschaft Institute. Or the Sexual Sciences Institute. Which I think was the ones... I don't remember the name. 0:36:14 Unknown_16: It was founded by a couple of Jewish people. And so the Nazis, of course, had issues with this. 0:36:49 Unknown_16: Sexual Visionschaft Institute. Unknown_16: So they burned it to the fucking ground, if I remember correctly. And one of the things that they said about these people who were studying gender in the Weimar Republic was that they were Jungen Verderber. Unknown_16: What does Verderber mean? Unknown_17: I know Verbrecher. Unknown_17: Verderber. Unknown_17: Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't translate to anything. 0:37:26 Unknown_16: Youth Destroyer. Unknown_16: So that was their word for it. These people that were trying to study sexual sciences, perhaps on children, they viciously called them Jugendbede, youth destroyers. Very apropos allegory to the MAGA hat wearers who call all these proud sexual scientists trying to further our understanding of how many orgasms a child can have a la Harvey Milk. What was Harvey's Institute? Hold on. 0:37:57 Unknown_17: There was a group. They have a legitimate study that they published that actually contained... It was information that was sourced from pedophiles that had molested children, and they recorded the orgasms of infants. Unknown_16: I believe Harvey Milk was associated with this organization. Anyone know what I'm talking about? Unknown_16: It's actually really disgusting. 0:38:31 Unknown_17: Is it just, oh, it was the Harvey, is it the Harvey Milk Institute named after him? Yeah, it is. Unknown_17: Or is it? Unknown_17: Well, it was self-reported. Unknown_16: So the pedophiles who molested children said, oh yeah, it happened like four times. So, and then they recorded that and said like, look, kids can have orgasms too. Unknown_16: You guys, Kinsey, Kinsey Institute. Unknown_16: That's it. The Kinsey Institute. Thank you. Who said that? 0:39:05 Unknown_16: Who said that? Because you guys just saved my ass. People would think I'm fucking... Aimbutt said it. Sega Jones said it. Unknown_16: Those two. You guys are my heroes. Because otherwise I would just look like an insane person making shit up. It's a thing. There was a documentary about it. Do you guys remember what it was called? Those two people? Because if you know if it's from the Kinsey Institute, Harvey Milk was somehow involved because it was just like a documentary that explored basically the sexual wissenschaft institutes in the United States, which was the Kinsey Institute. And it's basically a direct parallel to this. 0:39:36 Unknown_16: Why do people like Harvey Milk? Because he's held up over time. They give him this legacy that is completely glossing over all the bullshit. Unknown_17: Is it just called the Kinsey Pedophiles? Unknown_17: What's the name of it? I think I'm streaming the chat again. 0:40:10 Unknown_16: Dude, I'm so mentally ill. Sometimes when I'm talking to myself, like if I'm trying to figure something out, it's like, oh, it goes this way, doesn't it, chat? I'm like a lunatic. If anyone who didn't know anything about me saw me talking to myself, they would legitimately think that I was like a homeless, schizophrenic person. I don't know. If someone remembers the name of the documentary, please leave a comment about that in case anyone's curious. You're not real. Unknown_18: Oh, that sucks. Unknown_17: Okay. 0:40:42 Unknown_17: Oh. Unknown_16: So, the Westoids are taking Ls, but at least Anime is safe. Right, chat? Unfortunately, Anime is again taking massive Ls, as per usual. Unknown_16: The producer of Your Name faces six years in prison for child prostitution case involving over 100 victims. One thing I learned about Japanese child prostitution cases is that even if they see grown men entering hotel rooms with children who then claim to have been sexually assaulted, they actually can't prove their case with that alone. This guy, however, helped the prosecutors out a lot by recording all of his sexual encounters with children. 0:41:17 Unknown_16: Let's see. His name is Koichiro Ito, a Japanese national and producer of... Let's see what his biography is. Unknown_17: Damn, that's a lot of shit for that. Unknown_17: I guess your name is like his big one. I can't read Japanese. Oh, there we go. Is there like a not Japanese person in this? 0:41:55 Unknown_17: No, there's not. Unknown_17: Maybe he has an IMDb. One second. I want to read these out loud so if anyone knows what I'm talking about, they can cry about it. Unknown_16: That's what's really important is making them upset. Unknown_16: Okay. He was a producer for Your Name, Suzume, The Garden of Words, and Weathering With You. Unknown_16: modern love tokyo haikara-san here comes miss modern ani x para and children whose chase lost voices and from what i understand all of his work involves like i think it's like slice of life teen romance so that was if you watch any of this shit that's what you're watching you're watching like a japanese pedophile dream about like like teen romance 0:42:53 Unknown_17: Sucks to be a weeaboo cat, as always. Unknown_16: Let's go back to Westoid L's, as per usual. Unknown_16: William Zulock and Zachary Zulock are married men, quote-unquote married, and they were famous for being gay adoptives. They were outstanding members of the LGBTQIP+, and they have been recently arrested. Unknown_16: Or molesting their adopted kids. As per usual, chat. 0:43:26 Unknown_16: You know, we used to have this shit figured out. We legit had this figured out. You could be gay. You could go around gay bathrooms cruising and sucking dick all you wanted. But you couldn't get married because that's retarded. And you couldn't adopt into a gay relationship. That's also retarded. And the world worked like this for many thousands of years, and the only way that somebody would get dragged behind a truck is if they sexually assaulted somebody. And now it's just like, whatever goes, goes. Because even if gay adoptive parents were like... 100% likely to molest kids. 0:44:03 Unknown_16: They would cover that up. They would never do any studies into it. And then they would say, well, it's discrimination to say that they can't adopt because they're married just like any other relationship. So it's unconstitutional. It's like discriminatory, bro. Unknown_17: Fucked everything up, Jen. Unknown_17: However... Unknown_16: A federal bill passed the House, and it would restrict men from participating in women's sports. However, the really fascinating thing about this bill that is entering the Senate is that in the vote... 0:44:39 Unknown_16: which is not showed here, but in the final vote, uh, there was actually two line crossers. Every Republican voted for it, but two Democrats did too. And I had to look them up. I'm like, who the fuck voted for this on the Democrat side? It was two Mexican Texans. So two Texans elected out of, uh, or Democrats elected out of Texas, um, said voted against it. And their quotes are actually pretty brutal. The guy said that, um, 0:45:18 Unknown_16: I believe there should be rules to keep our sports fair and that boys should not play in girls' sports, Gonzalez said. Unknown_16: And then later down there, as to why he broke the rank and voted with the Republicans, he says, an overwhelming majority of Americans believe that men don't belong in women's sports and that we must allow common sense prevail. Unknown_16: From Stoibe. Unknown_16: And then I think... Where's the clock go? Unknown_16: here uh cooler voted against a similar bill in 2023 he said based on the concerns and feedback he received from constituents so so many of the mexicans in his jurisdiction like reached out to him and said amigo you gotta vote uh for this shit that he actually broke party ranks and voted for it and i find that fascinating that all the mexicans in texas like now fuck trannies amazing 0:46:13 Unknown_16: I don't know why it's so crazy that a Democrat would vote for what their constituents want as opposed to their party line. I guess if you break from the party too often, they won't give you any support and you'll lose your next election. But I feel like it should be obvious that a Democrat from one state that's more conservative would vote more conservative too. But that's not how it works. It's almost always down party lines. Unknown_17: Democrats don't understand that immigrants will vote for conservative values. Unknown_16: No, they won't. They will vote for more gives. The problem is that Mexican immigrants, especially second and third generations, are doing so well that many of them don't rely on government support anymore. 0:47:01 Unknown_16: A black person will basically always vote Democrat because Democrats vote for more Section 8, vote for more Medicare, vote for more food stamps. Unknown_16: That's why 98% of black women voted for Kamala Harris. But a Mexican, a lot of them work, and they don't like paying taxes. So that's why they vote. Votes are almost always economical. They're very rarely over conservative issues. Unknown_16: For societal issues to become so bad that people will vote against their own financial interests, it's got to be really, really bad. Unknown_16: Most people are just concerned about how much money they have when they vote. 0:47:43 Unknown_17: Though, I mean, if I had to pick, if I had to pick, I've eaten a lot of Mexican food in my life, and I have never been as sick as I was just being in the vicinity of Indian people for one afternoon. Unknown_16: So if I had to pick, if I had to pick one billion of which to import, I would prefer the Mexicans. Maybe we can just sort this out and just deport everybody south of Mexico. Everything from... Unknown_16: the mountains of Panama that are separated from Granada, or not Granada, Colombia, all the way up. We'll tolerate those ones, except the Belizeans. They have to go. We'll draw a line. The Panama will be the line. There's a mountain range that separates Colombia and Panama. That'll be the border from the people we tolerate and people we don't tolerate. 0:48:27 Unknown_17: Mexican Indian food is not good enough to even compete with Mexican food. Unknown_16: Mexican food just completely, totally clobbers Indian food. Unknown_16: Okay. One more, um, true and related thing before I am done with the true news. This one, I have to be delicate. I'm going to take them. I'm going to, Oh, I forgot the hamster hamster. I need you to compliment me for just one second so that I look serious enough for one second. Okay. so that we can talk about this matter-of-factly, with no exaggeration, no hyperbole, no beleaguering the point. There is a man, a quote-unquote man, named Josh, or Josh Christians, I don't know what the fuck kind of name that is, but there he is. And he was known to the community as Blow Blacks. Very... 0:49:34 Unknown_16: Foreshadowing name. Unknown_16: Now, Josh took it upon himself to dump ass all over random people as part of the commentary community, which I have described many times as being like the Kiwi Farms kiddie pool. And when I say that, I'm not... Unknown_16: belittling the people involved. I'm just saying that it's very tame. It's a very mild form of Kiwi Farms drama for those who think that the Kiwi Farms is too mean or says things that are too unacceptable. 0:50:08 Unknown_16: And that's fine. Not everybody has to be on the Kiwi Farms. Unknown_16: Bo Blacks was a member of the Kiddie Pool. And I want to say at some point, for a while, he was considered a Unknown_16: A regular person in this group. Unknown_16: But then. A crack formed. A crack that was so subtle. Nobody in the kiddie pool noticed. Except me. As an outside observer. Because during drop kiwi farms. When Queen Cathal's. The fart thrown. I need a different name for her. 0:50:39 Unknown_16: The fart thrown. User. Tried to bring low. The form. Unknown_16: I think most of the commentary community, in fact, I can't think of anybody else, rallied around the forum and said, this is bullshit. Unknown_16: Bo Blacks did not. Bo Blacks said, we have to heckin' respect our trans queens, such as Queen Kefals. Unknown_16: And I said, my dude, you're gay as shit. And when you lose, because you will lose, I hope people look back on all their entertainers, all their YouTubers, who sat around sucking tranny cock for all the years that it was politically expedient, and financially expedient to do so. And I hope that people like you are held with utter scorn and contempt for being the spineless pussy coward craven bitches that you are. And he says, wow, bro, you're talking like motherfucking Sephiroth. My white eloquence offended him. I use far too many words with far too many syllables to be acceptable as a thing to say on the internet in 2025. 0:51:14 Unknown_16: Even though I'm a fucking 32-year-old man, I can write in complete sentences. 0:51:59 Unknown_16: So I kind of left it at that. And then over time, to some people's surprises, not my surprise, he came out as a heckin' valid enby. And he says that he was questioning his gender and sexuality. And then it came out, oh, he liked to dabble in dresses. And now it's come out, that he has in OnlyFans with nude images that obviously I cannot show you. And just to be extra safe, I'll hide this while I bring it up. Unknown_16: And I'm super glad I did because there's a penis on my screen and I'll put it back up. 0:52:32 Unknown_16: And his OnlyFans profile is Mr. Miss Manchi. A heckin' valid NBA that you can see jerk his sad little... You know, there's a word that the Soy Jack Party people use on the Kiwi Farms that's extremely vile, and I will never iterate this word again, but it's the most appropriate term that I can think of off the top of my head. His sad little clitty, Chet. That's what he's jerking off. It seeps sadness as he does so, and it's truly a disgusting spectacle. Now, I don't want to be too raunchy, and that's in one part to save my community from hearing such things ever again. 0:53:17 Unknown_16: but also he gets off to this if you don't remember and I'm sure many of you do there was once a person named Brian Dunn who has not gone the fuck away but people are better at ignoring him now because he's a retard Brian Dunn had a humiliation fetish Unknown_16: And this was outed by Medicare in a one of the most memorable streams he ever did, because there's a part where he kind of it becomes obvious that Brian Dunn's whole spectacle of being a retard locale on the Internet is something that he enjoys sexually. He loves being humiliated. And I was having this realization. And this stream was extremely memorable, because exactly at the moment I was having this realization, Medicare addresses me personally to say that, you know that you were jerking Brian Dunn off this entire time. And he said this exactly as I came to this realization. And it was an extremely surreal moment. So that stands out as his most memorable stream to me. 0:54:10 Unknown_16: And so, I would like you all to learn from the lessons that I have learned. The hard way, chat. Unknown_16: Mr. Miss Manshee, a.k.a. Josh Christiansa, a.k.a. Blow Blacks, is a humiliation fetish. Unknown_16: And as people are gathering around in the kiddie pool and taking turns dunking him under the water and he's going, oh, no, please don't bully me. Oh, no. He's actually jerking off the sad little kitty as he does so. So I warn you, you know, there's people out there who love making content and this is obviously the easiest dunks in the whole world to get in. 0:54:44 Unknown_16: Get your dunks in and wash your hands of this freak because he will always come back and he will always beg for your attention. He will send you pictures of himself in a dress holding up his social security cards at various points trying to get you to do another video on what a sad faggot he is. 0:55:20 Unknown_16: I mean this sincerely. That's where I see him going with this. I've dealt with people exactly like that who will just literally take pictures of themselves in a diaper, completely naked, with their social security card and birth certificate in each hand. And that's how they're posting online to try and get you to talk about them. That's where he's going because it happened so fast. It was so deliberate, so obviously deliberate. that um i i see that as inevitable so word to the why word from the wise rather i'm the wise one i'm the old man in the kiddie pool that sounds bad listen up kids get your dunks in and be done because it's going to get worse but it's going to be a thing that he wants to get worse don't play in 0:56:08 Unknown_16: And that is your final Voblax update. As per my rule with these kinds of people, I will report on him if his life is ruined, something happens that's life-changing. Maybe he cuts off an arm for attention or goes to jail or gets curb stomped by a transgender prostitute in Nevada. These are all things that I'll talk about because they're funny enough that it's like, okay, whatever. Unknown_16: But outside of that, I never want to think about him ever again. It's obvious what he is. 0:56:44 Unknown_16: Cool. Unknown_16: Awesome. Excellent, even. Unknown_16: Next, I have a brief update about the tortoise that I mentioned last stream. Unknown_16: It was presumed that this tortoise had died. He did, in fact, die. What I did not notice is that this tortoise is enormous. Unknown_16: I kind of ribbed her and said, like, oh, why didn't she save the tortoise? She didn't save the tortoise because he's 500 pounds, and he burrows 25 feet into the ground. 0:57:15 Unknown_16: So the tortoise did die, but... Unknown_16: I legit have no fucking idea how you would save this tortoise. You know what I mean? Unknown_16: Like, how do you save it? How? How would that even be possible? She also says, and I believe her, that she was given no notice. There wasn't a warning like, hey, the fire's coming. You should be prepared to leave in five hours. It was like, hey, the fire's right there. Get the fuck out now. So she didn't get any notice. And this tortoise is much bigger than I expected and barrowed very deep into the ground. So a little bit crazy. 0:57:46 Unknown_17: Just a sad update, but I just wanted to clarify that because I felt like it was a little bit mean blaming her for that. Unknown_16: Matt Walsh has said something stupid. I like to cover this because I want to show you how dissociated people... Matt Walsh in particular, I don't know. He always seems to say retarded shit. He's one of those people that I kind of want to like, but every time I see something like his hot takes, he's just like a retard. 0:58:19 Unknown_16: Cernovich, who of course has a... Unknown_16: Married a black woman apparently and has like a lisp. Because I saw someone say 70k a year at UPS for a 22 year old is a dead end job. Either one of those is either the online right is full of snobby kids with rich parents. These kids failed to launch and are bitter or they have sunken into complete nihilism. Unknown_16: Um, definitely the latter. Matt Walsh has an opinion though. He says my first job when I moved out of my parents' house started at 17,000 a year. A lot of young people today have completely lost the drive to work their way up in the world. They literally expect to be gifted a six figure salary at the start. Insane levels of entitlement and apathy. 0:58:52 Unknown_16: As the raccoon replies, says, 17K a year 20 years ago is like 45K a year today. Unknown_16: It's about being denied a fair shot and not because they don't want to work. Unknown_16: Matt replies to this and says, some of you have no historical perspective at all. It's amazing. There's been inflation, but not nearly as much as you seem to think. You're living in a fantasy land, child. Unknown_16: Um, the readers say the average us income in 2000 was 57.5 in 2022. It's 77.6, a 35% increase. Meanwhile, groceries now cost 100% more than 2000. And, um, 0:59:27 Unknown_16: The median home value was $120,000, which would be $220,000 today, 100% more basically, whereas it is $440,000 in almost 400% increase. It's fucking mind-boggling. And then it talks about inflation. So, okay, here's the thing. 1:00:07 Unknown_16: housing prices are way up because we have more people living in the country. Obvious, right? Uh, also inflation has, I think doubled the price of what a house should be worth. So there's more demand. And then there's also inflation. The other thing I want to talk about is this, um, Unknown_16: There's three things, actually. I would like to give first a defense of postmen. I think I've said this before on stream, but I'll say it again because I think it's a good point. After World War II, when Germany was completely and totally destroyed, one of the first priorities of the Allied forces in the occupation zone was denazification and eradicating basically any remaining NSDAP statutes or symbols or whatever. 1:00:56 Unknown_16: One of the things that featured Hitler a lot was postage stamps. Hitler insisted that postage in the Reich Post was featuring his image, and he asked to be paid royalties. This was kind of his idea, that after he won the war and retired or whatever, he would still have a steady income of royalties from the Reich Post. Unknown_16: The Allies... Unknown_16: One of their first priorities outside of the denazification was to get the post working. Unknown_16: So when they started working on getting postage working, they had an issue that all the stamps in circulation featured Hitler. So they allowed Hitler stamps to continue to have value until they naturally left the circulation. So to put that into perspective, the Allies' first test was to get the post working, and they were in such a hurry to do so that they didn't mind Hitler being on the stamps in order to accomplish this as expediently as possible. The post is a very, very important thing. It's in the Constitution. There's a postal clause that grants the government the authority to run a post office. 1:01:36 Unknown_16: People, therefore, have to deliver mail. If you have a post office, and the post is important, two things I don't think anybody would disagree with, you therefore have to have people who actually run the post office. And there is no reason why anybody running the post office would not be able to feed a family of four by himself. There's no reason whatsoever. Anyone saying that a postal worker does not deserve a full slew of benefits and enough money to support a family for is somebody who is categorically retarded, unfortunately. I would include Cernovich. I would also include, maybe not Cernovich, but Matt Walsh, definitely. I don't know why people hate the USPS. If you guys look up the Congressional Budget Office and you look at where our money goes... All of our money goes to Medicare, Medicaid, and to HUD as discretionary spending. We spend all of our money, all of our money, billions and billions of dollars, paying black people not to riot and not to steal. That's effectively what we pay our federal taxes for. 1:02:57 Unknown_16: The other largest expense, besides interest, is the IRS. Unknown_16: One out of every $6 you spend goes to the IRS for the luxury of being taxed. Literally, that is the percentage. It's about 15% of all of our income. If you look at how much they spend, it was a $650 allotment for the IRS in 2024, I want to say. Unknown_16: And that is one sixth there about of our entire federal income. That's it. So the IRS is a bloated piece of shit. It is much less efficient than other Western tax authorities. 1:03:38 Unknown_16: and then uh discretionary spending for uh paying bribe money protection money to black people to stay home and eat fried chicken until they can't move instead of rioting and stealing and killing people like in south africa that's where a lot of our money goes as well um the post office is a extremely small part of our federal budget and is one of the most important so matt wash being like we don't need to pay postal workers is like are you fucking retarded like for real 1:04:22 Unknown_17: You're listening while carrying mail and you can't support yourself. Unknown_16: Shout out to our hardworking post office employees, Shep. Unknown_16: So on that note, I bring you to my third and final point. Unknown_16: The reason why, I thought about this long and hard, because Vivek Ramaswamy said this, that American workers don't want to work. Americans, the natives in this country, do not want to work. And the reason why is part of what I said about the black protection money. 1:04:55 Unknown_16: In this country, if you choose not to work, you will be given housing credits, you will be given food stamps, and you will be given free medicine. If you decide to work and you make over a certain amount of money, which is very low, especially considering inflation, you get no food stamps, you get no housing credits, and you get no health care. So if you work a menial job that doesn't pay very well, i.e. a postal worker, not a federal employee though, Unknown_16: but other kinds. You probably don't get healthcare. You probably don't get a pension and or a retirement account. And you probably don't make enough money to pay for rent and for food. But you also pay taxes so you can pay for other people's free shit. So if you have the choice of working 40 hours a week, if you're lucky, probably 36 hours a week so they don't have to pay you as an employee, a full-time employee. If you choose to work 36 hours a week doing something you hate for not much money so that you can pay taxes into a system that you don't benefit from. so that other people can not work or you can make ten thousand dollars less a year but not ever have to work and just sit home and smoke weed and goon and play what's that game everyone likes to play for 80 hours a fucking week oh elden rings you want to how about this instead of working 36 hours a week maybe even 72 hours a week working two jobs you hate so you can pay a third of your income to people who don't fucking work you can sit home and goon for 36 hours 1:06:28 Unknown_16: And you can sit home and play Elden Ring for 80 hours a week and not work and get everything you want. So, Bellatro. Unknown_16: So why the fuck would you work if you have the option? Unknown_16: Oh, you have less discretionary spending. Who gives a shit? Nobody cares. That's a terrible option. Unknown_16: The only reason why someone would choose to work that much to not get ahead at all is out of pride. And guess what? Nobody cares about your pride. Unknown_16: Guess what? LaShonda's sitting home eating fried chicken with her eight kids in Section 8 housing in Detroit. Don't give a fuck about your pride, boy. Keep paying that Schutzgeld. 1:07:08 Unknown_16: Funny. Unknown_16: Funny chat. Isn't it funny? I'm laughing. Unknown_17: Ha ha, I said. Laughing aloud. Let me get some mercy. Unknown_17: Okay. Unknown_17: Asmongold apparently had a direct line to Elon Musk. Unknown_16: And despite having a direct line to Elon Musk, he became very suspicious. And this is like an open joke in Path of Exile. I briefly played Path of Exile 2, and I got to like 68, and I got filtered. I hate having to like struggling to find replacements, like straight upgrades for all my gear. So when I get to maps, I just start getting bored. But while I was playing... 1:07:40 Unknown_16: You're automatically signed into a global chat where people spam parrots and shit. One of the topics that came up quite frequently was Elon Musk and if he actually plays Path of Exile 2. And the consensus of Path of Exile 2 players is absolutely fucking not, he doesn't. One of the things that he did that people criticized him for... 1:08:14 Unknown_16: was that he apparently did not know how to operate Mana Flask. Unknown_16: I don't know how other people are playing Path of Exile, but I'm basically hooked up to a fucking IV drip of mana and health potions, just continually chugging both. So him being confused at how to drink from the mana potion is a sure sign that he does not play this fucking game. Unknown_16: Which I mean is obvious. He's the richest man in the world. He runs like 8 trillion businesses. He's worth a lot of money. Probably does not play that many video games. But for some reason he really likes to show that he's one of the cool kids. 1:08:50 Unknown_16: So he hired Chinese people and they think they're Chinese because some of his bank tabs when he was playing the game and kind of fumbling about were in Chinese. I think there was even a bank tab called like Elon's items as he was playing like in Chinese. So it was very, very suspicious looking. And then Asmongold said, hey, you know, I would like you to do these challenges to prove that you actually know how to play this game. Elon got very offended, unfollowed him, and then tried to out him by posting private conversations where Asmongold was like, hey, you know, can you talk to my editor? And he's like, look, he doesn't even make his own videos. He has editors. He has bosses. 1:09:24 Unknown_16: Which is true, by the way. Asmongold has a media talent agency called Knight Media. This will become relevant later. Unknown_16: apparently he released a 50 minute long video epically responding to Alan Nisk and I did not watch this I don't know what it is I hate this guy's face this man's face nauseates and enrages me his physiognomy disgusts me on this deep visceral level and I hate how his voice sounds I legit cannot stand looking at him for seconds at a time so I didn't watch this and I will not watch this and I don't care what he has to say 1:10:23 Unknown_16: King Cobra, more importantly, Unknown_16: has been banned from YouTube because he made a video about P. Diddy getting HIV. He says that YouTube removed it for cyberbullying, and this is the second time that this has happened to him, he says. He makes videos ripping on sickos, and his videos get removed for bullying. So what happens is that when he makes a video saying that P. Diddy, who's like a pedophile rapist, has HIV, for some reason YouTube, they like flood the reports, and then YouTube just removes the video for cyberbullying because he's a small channel. 1:10:58 Unknown_16: Tragic, Chet. Tragic. Unknown_16: He's on the free speech platform Facebook to discuss this. Unknown_16: um chantal's hamster has died uh his name was howie uh it has been a running uh thought in the chantal verse that uh she kills these hamsters continuously um like they always look different so i mean hamsters only live like two years they're rodents but it always they always look different so there's like a running gag in the thread that she just sits on these hamsters but 1:11:36 Unknown_16: It's like Howie number 10. Howie number 11 just died. Rip Chad. Unknown_16: Very tragic. Unknown_16: Didn't she just get the hamster? No, Howie... She's had for a while, theoretically. The concept of Howie has existed for two years. And I guess she got sick of replacing them, so she's officially announced that Howie's dead. So I guess Howie number 24 will be the final Howie. He'll be the last Howie. They're retiring the Howie line at this point. Unknown_16: She just... She was running... It's like that drill post. Someone good at the economy helped me balance my budget. Food, $3,600 a month. Rent, $50 a month. Everything else, $50 a month. Hamsters, $7,200 a month. Stop buying hamsters. No. Actually, yes. She's going to stop buying hamsters. Howie24, last of the line. Last of his name. Last Howie. 1:12:12 Unknown_16: I have not watched these videos yet, but... Apparently, the Kiwi Farms was featured in a thread about a fat woman. The documentary is called Your Fat Friend, focusing on fat activist Aubrey Gordon. She does not even have her own thread, but is in the fat acceptance movement thread. She apparently believes that weight loss is not physically possible and calories aren't real. now if there's anything anything truer than that i haven't heard it she's a serial intellectual who started out as an lgbtqip plus organizer describes contact politicians about pro-training legislation harassing everyday citizens um into trans women are women dogma wonderful i have nothing but contempt for her let's see what she has to say in this documentary about the kiwi farms ready and i just got doxxed 1:13:29 Unknown_18: It is so fucking surreal to see my home address and my full name and my fucking social security number. Unknown_20: And it's clear that all of this is for sport. Unknown_16: That video was very weird. There's a ton of stuff removed. Unknown_16: And the font in this one post is wrong. It's Quattrocento the entire time. Except for this post, where it's an aerial. And then shit's edited out and missing. That's actually really weird. I wonder how she even accomplished this, the editors. 1:14:10 Unknown_16: Also, it's called phone booking, by the way. Doxing isn't real. Unknown_20: I see why her thin friend makes more money than she does. Unknown_20: Her big fat meatball head is punchable. I don't know what's going to happen. I don't know who's going to be waiting for me. Unknown_20: I don't know if they're going to kill me. Unknown_16: I don't know if my big fat meatball head will be punched. Unknown_16: If her big fat meatball head was punched, I would condemn that in the strongest possible terms, but I'm pretty sure... What's the name of that user? I see why her thin friend makes more... Rock and Roll Scar. I don't think that you've got to worry about Rock and Roll Scar. I just have a feeling. She's probably not going to come punch you in your big fat meatball head. 1:14:46 Unknown_17: Oh, well. Unknown_17: All right. Unknown_16: Now, chat, I'm, of course, one of the eldest fags on the internet, so I like to introduce our younger viewers to old-school internet memes. And for this stream, I think I'm going to do this every stream, I'm going to introduce you to an epic old-fag meme so that you can get some better appreciation for internet culture, chat. Now, today, a complete random for no reason whatsoever, I've picked this one out for you guys. 1:15:22 Unknown_16: This is Leroy Jenkins. Let's watch it. Unknown_07: Okay, guys. These eggs have given us a lot of trouble in the past. Unknown_07: Does anybody need anything off this guy, or can we bypass him? Unknown_08: I think Leroy needs something from this guy. Unknown_07: Oh, he needs those devout shoulders? Isn't he a paladin? Unknown_08: Yeah, but that'll help him heal better. He'll have more mana. 1:15:59 Unknown_07: Christ. Okay, well, what we'll do, I'll run in first, gather up all the eggs so we can kind of just blast them all down with AOE. I will use Intimidating Shout to kind of scatter them so we don't have to fight a whole bunch of them at once. Unknown_07: When my shout's done, I'll need Anthony to come in and drop his shout, too, so we can keep them scattered and not have to fight too many. When his is done, Bass, of course, will need to run in and do the same thing. We're going to need divine intervention on our mages so they can AE so we can, of course, get them down fast because we're bringing all these guys. I mean, we'll be in trouble if we don't take them down quick. I think it's a pretty good plan. We should be able to pull it off this time. What do you think, Abdul? Can you give me a number crunch real quick? 1:16:35 Unknown_08: Yeah, give me a sec. I'm coming up with 32.33, repeating, of course, percentage of survival. Unknown_07: Oh, that's a lot better than we usually do. Alright, chums, let's do this. Unknown_08: Leroy Dragons! Oh my god, he just ran in. Save him! Oh, jeez, stick to the plane. Oh, jeez, let's go, let's go. Stick to the plan, chums. Stick to the plane. Oh, jeez, oh, fuck. Give me my intervention. Hurry up. 1:17:09 Unknown_08: You think I can't cast? I can't move. Am I lagging, guys? I can't move. What the... What the hell? I can't aim. Oh my god. Unknown_08: I don't think you can cast with that shit. Oh my god. Oh my god. God damn it, Leeroy. God damn it. Leeroy, you moron. This is ridiculous. I'm on it. 1:17:46 Unknown_08: I'm down. Fork me down. God damn it. Why do you do this shit, Leroy? I'm trying. It's not my fault. Who's Soulstoned? Unknown_08: We do have a Soulstone up, don't we? You got Soulstones? Unknown_08: One of the classics one of the greatest by the way, I have a question I 1:18:30 Unknown_16: right at this point i've never played i've never played world of warcraft serious enough to actually like get into the game is this spellet this guy cast is that blizzard out of curiosity or ice ice frost or whatever tell me what spell this is where everyone's trapped in ice now This was an ancient internet meme. Leroy Jenkins was like a MySpace hit. Unknown_16: The follow-up line, at least I have chicken. Classic. Very relatable. Everybody loved it. Frost Nova, apparently. Okay, just wondering. Unknown_16: Now, I play this... I lied, actually. I played this for a very specific reason. While I never played World of Warcraft, I was much too busy playing RuneScape and Blocklands. Unknown_16: They have restored the game to this classic state. This old-school... They have old-school World of Warcraft now, no doubt inspired by RuneScape. And a lot of people play it. A lot of people who are nerds. And, um... 1:19:20 Unknown_16: to make things even even more consequential they have old school permadeath world of warcraft so in this instance everyone dead for leroy jenkins would be permanently dead Unknown_16: I'm not sure if they're, like, perma-dead or, like... Like, in Path of Exile, if you die in hardcore, they just kick your character out to, like, normal, where you can die all you want. So I'm not sure if it works like that or if the character's actually deleted. In Diablo, when you die, they actually straight-up fucking delete the character. So I'm not sure how that works. 1:19:56 Unknown_16: Um... Unknown_16: So this is, this is the, um, the internet drama that is like so out of my league that I'm going to try to touch on it just very casually because it's very significant in terms of like eyes on it. And I need it recorded to the man at the internet archive just in case. Unknown_16: It wiped your character? Oh my god. Oh, it's like, I did play, I know you're like a ghost in World of Warcraft, so your character just stays as a ghost forever, and you can never play it again? That's funny. 1:20:29 Unknown_17: Okay, so. Unknown_17: Um, this is Jason Thor, how AKA pirate software. Unknown_16: He's like an Asman gold tier, um, internet celebrity. I see his fucking post on, on Twitter all the time. Never watched any of his streams. I really hate how his mic is like super overproduced. He's like, like programmed an AI to reinterpret his voice to be like as much of a radio voice as humanly fucking possible. Um, 1:21:01 Unknown_16: He joined a guild called Only Fangs, which of course is straight up Gooner. And he was a permadeath old school World of Warcraft player. Unknown_16: From what I understand, he claims to have credentials of being like a super hacker from the FBI. He said that he worked for Blizzard. I think he actually did work for Blizzard. 1:21:35 Unknown_16: He's a pro pirating software. So he has like that kind of like EFF, like... Old school nerd credentials, what he's going for. He is 10% of Asmund. Okay, so he's big, but he's not super big. Now let's watch him play with his Only Fangs guild members as they play a boss. Now this is the same kind of dungeon as in the Leroy Jenkins video. This is old school World of Warcraft, so I think it's had some... slight visual updates but it's not like modern world of warcraft and of course if you die you're dead so he's fighting gordok mage lord um who may be more familiar to me as ogre magi a dota character which i'm almost certain looking at this character is based off gordok mage lord let's see how this plays out 1:22:31 Unknown_04: Boss is coming too, watch out. Yeah, yeah. I got shield wall. Unknown_04: God damn it. Run, run, run, run. Just run. Can you target on me? Unknown_04: I can target on me. Should I do it? Just kill the master. Yeah, target on me. Kill the master. Unknown_14: I'll see how you're fighting. Unknown_04: Any grenades? Anything? Unknown_04: Heal him, heal him, heal him, heal him! Yeah, just heal me, just come back a little bit. Boss is on me, sitting bare for him. Come back and heal me. I can help a lot, yep, yep, yep, yep. Pirate, why are you walking, bro? 1:23:05 Unknown_19: What are you talking about, why am I walking? Look at my mana. Unknown_04: This is savagable, come on, man. Kill the, kill the, just kill the Mastiffs. In a sense of, uh... Do you see my mana? Unknown_19: What am I supposed to do for you? Unknown_04: Just kill the Mastiffs, one shot, okay? More on the way, more on the way. Unknown_04: The massives can be ice novice. Unknown_16: He's standing there. Now we're going to wait. His party members are dead. And he's just standing there. What can I do for you? Now, chat, I am not a World of Warcraft player. However, I did look into this very briefly. 1:23:37 Unknown_16: Down here are all of his items and spells. These things right here. You can see my mouse, right, when I move it on this. Let me shrink this. Unknown_17: Because I can't. You cannot. Okay, hold up. Unknown_17: Wait one second. I need to be able to see my mouse so I can point at shit. Unknown_16: Properties. Capture cursor. Okay, I don't know. I can't fix it. At the bottom, I'll try to wiggle it just in case it works, but I don't think it does. Unknown_16: You see this red gem and then a robe right next to it. As I have been informed, the red gem, or maybe some other item on this toolbar, I'm pretty sure it's the red gem, is a mana gem. No, the blue one is probably the mana gem, I bet. I don't know. One of these. It completely restores your mana, which he needs to cast spells. And then the other one is a robe. And I believe that robe has a special thing... that also completely restores your mana. So he has two items on his taskbar that would enable him to instantly completely replenish his mana, which would be very, very valuable to save your teammates in a game where if you die, they're permanently dead. 1:24:49 Unknown_16: I've also been informed by alumni of Classic World of Warcraft Red is mana gem. Okay, that's very counterintuitive to me as somebody who plays games where blue is mana, red is health. But there it is, right next to each other. He's even put them together very cleverly, right next to each other, so that they're right there. If he even misses that one, he'll still hit the robe, which also replenishes mana. It's all set up perfectly just to make sure that he can never run out of mana, so that this exact predicament can never happen. Unknown_16: what's crazy is that he spends a full minute basically running like from here onwards he's just like do-do-do-do-do completely turn the corner i'm getting the fuck out of here i like this part too this is great he's running and like you can't even see the monster like they're so far away from him that there's zero threat he turns the corner and he still is like he still needs that distance i need to close that gap so he uses a spell to blink forward 1:25:46 Unknown_04: So he has enough mana to blink, apparently. Unknown_16: I'm assuming that it costs mana. Unknown_16: But he doesn't have enough mana to actually cast any support spells to help his friends. This was considered, I think, just because of how much he toited his nerd cred. Him doing this was so anti-nerd, anti-cool, that every single facet... of his personality which had prior come under criticism was now fair game it was like at least he's still the cool world of warcraft player and now it's like okay we have to like go over his entire resume every controversy he's ever had no matter how minor and dump ass all over him like they've just gone completely cannibalistic and i think it's because like 1:26:40 Unknown_16: I'm assuming he's about my age. Like, the only World of Warcraft thing I remember besides the South Park episode is this fucking thing of Leroy Jenkins being based and going in there and killing everybody. So instead of going down with the ship, he just sat there. Literally sat there, so far from danger, so far removed from the people struggling to stay alive, that he could just sit here? Like, you can't... You can't even see the monsters on his screen. He ran so far away. And then he's reading his chat and just being like, actually, chat, I don't have any mana. But yet, chat, the mana gem and the robes of the archmage. Oh, I can see exactly what it does here. Hold up. 1:27:13 Unknown_16: use restores 375 to 625 mana with a five minute cooldown so that's not even like a permanent consumable that's something you can just hit right when you need mana if you need a cast i think ice nova blizzard um those kind of he's like a frost mage i was also told by the alumni that uh Frost Mage is the most bitch-ass class in the entire game. Like, if you were going to play old-school World of Warcraft and you were just, like, the biggest pussy and didn't want to die, you would pick an Ice Mage because there's... Effectively, if you play your cards right or take the right skills to level up, you will never, ever die as an Ice Mage. 1:27:51 Unknown_16: that's what i was told um so uh it's just very funny that this is like the damn the the straw that broke the camel's back this was what did it like after all the bullshit i've heard about him him leaving his friends to die in this guild was like okay no no holds barred we're going for his career his lifeline we're gonna remove his manhood so that he can't procreate this is fucking over Unknown_16: so the riots immediately broke out Roach Software Roach is his new name as we can see here scurrying away from confrontation Unknown_16: Even like a little Palmetto bug, when they sometimes decide to start flying over a short distance, he breaks out his wings and goes away from the light, away from the threat, far, far away from him, like a little scurrying cockroach, cucaracha. 1:28:52 Unknown_16: So how did he decide to handle this outrage? Obviously, as somebody who is a professional streamer, who has lots of money, lots of contacts, a whole Discord server of fans, He can sit down for a second, think about what he's happened, think about what to say, and smooth things over, right? Because it's just like, you know, sorry about those two people. He can go back and help them level up new characters, all that good stuff, right? So this was his response. Unknown_19: insane people on the internet so i just banned and reported them we've been doing bans across the twitch channel we've been doing batch reports up to twitch we've been taking all of this we've been documenting all the content creators that are egging it on like all of that shit is documented and reported okay hold up i'm gonna say death note but there's a moment when it should have stopped and if you watch death note you know exactly what moment that was 1:29:52 Unknown_14: I would not consider a pirate a mage. It's a glorified shadow priest. It's like he will more than happily just throw you to the fucking waves and run over your corpse if he feels like it. Yeah, I will say this is a pretty bad look. Unknown_15: They're all like fighting here. Pirate's like turning the corner. Pirate, why are you walking? Unknown_10: What are you doing? Unknown_03: All streamers who clowned on him banned from Twitch and WoW. 1:30:31 Unknown_13: Yep. He fucking panicked like a roach and did nothing for his group. Disgusting. And then he doesn't go back on it. He acts like it's the right decision. Unknown_14: Like, you're telling me like a rank 1 mage would not like to use the Triforce in the water? Like, you're- Unknown_16: Okay. If you need some clarification... Oh, wait, there's one more bit, I think. Unknown_19: I can't wait for all of them to get banned. Unknown_19: Yep. Unknown_16: So after the issue, he decided to clear out anyone making fun of him on his chat, report them all to Twitch staff. He's a high-ranking streamer, so a lot of them got Twitch bans. And then... In his guild, Only Things, there were lots of streamers that were much smaller than him, and they reviewed the footage, and some people unrelated also reviewed the footage who streamed World of Warcraft, and they came to the conclusion that he had pussed out. Well, he also went after them, attacked all of them. I think some of them got into trouble. 1:31:05 Unknown_16: And then he arranged an interview with Asmongold to clarify. And Asmongold is the only person who took his side, basically. And Asmongold, of course, is a huge streamer. But guess what? A huge World of Warcraft streamer to boot. Guess what is really funny about that chat? 1:31:38 Unknown_16: Asmongold and Pirate Software are both talents under Knight Media. They're co-workers, and they don't disclose that, that they both have a relationship with the same company. They just happened to do a little sweepy-sweepy streaming together, and just didn't disclose that they have a direct business relationship and an invested interest in promoting each other. Fascinating! Isn't that weird how that works? Crazy. A little bit of a cucaracha moment, if I do say so myself. 1:32:12 Unknown_16: Because you know how they are. They're hiding under the cardboard together in the pizza box. You got a bunch of them. Open that box. They all scurry, though. I'll turn that corner and run. Unknown_16: So the fallout of this has been incredible. Tons and tons of people not only were going after him, making fun of him on Twitter, but review bombing his game, heartbound. People just openly posting his Kiwi Farms thread on Zitter. 1:32:49 Unknown_16: people bombing his Twitch chat with links to it. Unknown_16: The board was over like 4,500 people at some point at a very odd hour, and that was because there was so much traffic coming in from outside sources to read the thread about pirate software that it caused a noticeable spike in activity on the site. Unknown_17: And then there's a video that I'll get to. Unknown_16: So, he got banned from Only Fangs and decided to, instead of addressing this issue head-on, boot up a single-player game, Path of Exile 2, and see even more about people from World of Warcraft. 1:33:28 Unknown_19: Anyway, I'm going to be real with you guys. I won't be playing Hardcore WoW on stream again. I don't give a shit about any of this stuff anymore. Unknown_19: If you came here to, like, talk about it or you want to do the thing, you think it's part of a soap opera bit, it's not part of a bit. I'm not going to play, and I'm just going to go do other stuff, and that's it. Yeah, I'm not going to make my own guild. I'm not going to do any of that shit. I'm out. Yeah. Not interested. Unknown_16: Whoa, what the fuck? He's running the same exact build that I stumbled into. Unknown_16: Skeleton Minions with Firewall and Summon Raging Spirits. That's funny. I like Minions, chat. I like Minions. See, just like me, I don't need any friends because I have Skeletons and Flaming Skulls. He also doesn't need any friends. He lost all his friends. He let them die on the floor to Ogre Magi, who did a 4X multicast, Fire Blast, in everybody's fucking face. 1:34:00 Unknown_16: Now he can play a real game with his real friends, the Skeletons. Unknown_19: Rather do other shit that's more fun. 1:34:30 Unknown_16: Wow. Literally. Wow. Unknown_16: fascinating fascinating all you do is say that was his fault and apologize i really hate his mic setup i don't know what it is it's like he's he wants to like come across as really manly and like authoritative so it's just like okay let's crush all the 10 let's bring out all the mids and let's bass boost this like i'm gonna fucking rap or some shit it's like like okay yeah i want to sound like the most generic podcaster that has ever fucking lived let me just uh 1:35:03 Unknown_16: I'm just deep in my voice artificially in post. Unknown_17: That's a side though. Unknown_17: My mic always sounds like shit. I'm not one to talk, but that's what it is. Okay, next. Unknown_16: Finally, the real topic that I actually care about. Unknown_16: Ethan Ralph. Unknown_16: Near and dear to my heart, always. The Ralph and Mel content. Unknown_16: Ralph had moved to Tijuana, which of course is just south of California, and very near to his son, Alexander, who he intended to see and wanted to see so badly that he wrote a plea to the prosecutor in Minnesota to lift his nationwide search warrant so that he could pay a fine, so that he could be allowed back into the United States without getting arrested, so that he could travel up to L.A. and see Zonda. 1:35:59 Unknown_17: It did not go well. Unknown_16: Harry Morris, the baby mama dada, said that Ethan Ralph did not even attend his last meeting for Zanda, or could not attend. I think he said in chat that he came fucked up, so he wasn't permitted by... Because when they do these meetings, they do them in a court-mandated space, so I think there's a social worker there to oversee that the visitations are healthy and productive. So when he showed up, the social worker noticed that he was intoxicated, um and said that he couldn't attend that's just what harry moore said i don't know that's actually true i don't think ralph confirmed or denied this in any way so i don't know um kind of a thing because it's crazy you know he talks about how much he loves his son all the time and he can't even stop popping pills uh but while he was there something happened 1:36:35 Unknown_16: What happened is not particularly clear, so a lot of this will be inference. I did unblock Dax just out of the blue. Just to send him a message for the first time in like four years. I asked him a question. It was a burning question. I asked, what the fuck did you do? And I got a very indirect answer, but I have a theory. 1:37:23 Unknown_16: um ralph says after this he says i'm quitting i'll finish up some business first but i'm tired of this people who have done more drugs than columbia have holy water than that holy than now attitude he wrote holy than though i guess i'll try to read this as he wrote it i'm just done with it i'm gonna see my son the next two days and then disappear oh and your new co-host sucks bad um Unknown_16: Vito the pedo is held in higher esteem than me. It can't make this up. Stars of the past fucked women, did drugs, coke, DUI. Vito fucks children. Kiwi Farms was right. This was the start of a moment where many Kiwi Farms fans scholars were debating if this was kayfabe or not. As we all know, Ralph sometimes likes to get into a little bit of a hoopla with people on the internet, and sometimes it's not completely organic. So Dax and Ralph have been good friends, I would say, for at least four years. 1:38:23 Unknown_16: Pretty much exactly at the time, even longer. where I was still on the podcast, that he was friends with Ralph, so it's been even longer than that. Unknown_16: They met up many times. Dick's gone out of his way to go to his events. Unknown_16: Ralph famously went to his studio when they were out of town and got so fucked up that he... Unknown_16: Passed out on stream twice and initiated his divorce with his wife, May. Unknown_16: And then people... At the time, May's suffering had become a recurring trend on the stream. Where I would just say, suffer, horse. Because I really hated May. So every time I just saw her looking horrified and miserable, I would just say, suffer, horse. While Ralph was fucked out of his mind in Dick's studio, people in the chat were saying Suffer Horse because he was ranting about May. It was like, yeah, yeah, Suffer Horse. Goodbye Horses was playing because it was like a super chat that just said Suffer Horse with Goodbye Horses attached to it. He was vibing to Goodbye Horses like, Suffer Horse. It was really Kino, as they say. It was really awesome. 1:39:38 Unknown_16: So what I was trying to get to is that Dick and him have gone a long way back, and Dick has always enabled him, always said he's just doing fine, he's not that concerned, don't tell another man what he can put into his body, yada, yada, yada. That kind of enabled his shit. So it's like, okay, there's no way he actually had a falling out with Dick. Unknown_16: But then more receipts came out. Unknown_16: Vito Comedy, a.k.a. Vito the Pito, Vito Giswazi, a man who has admitted multiple times to be sexually attracted to children, says, bro, you literally asked me to lunch yesterday. Ralph says, I wanted to study how pesos lure their victims. He says, well, okay. 1:40:10 Unknown_16: That's the screenshot. He says, I'm not really quitting. I'm going on the war path, obviously. Applying he's going to go after Dax. Unknown_16: fuck off loser oh wait no this is chris brunette or brunet and chris is like kind of popular on twitter and for some reason he followed ralph and chris was like bro if you don't like stop whining on twitter i'm gonna unfollow you but he says fuck off loser go obsess about the groipa some more which you are not very good at you have no idea how i'm about to burn this fucker down oh you want a heel turn you're about to get one or face depending on your perspective 1:41:06 Unknown_16: He then quote tweets the thing he replied to early and says, Vito, you have never been funnier than me, except as a run-in joke about pedos. Low-tier and dick picked you just to make fun of you, la-mow. Unknown_16: ricada you allegedly dosed your child with coke why let him halt rail your wife april admittedly an upgrade i am changing everything howard cosell i'll tell it how i see it stable change uh ethan ralph veto the pedo pretends that he prays and says i'll pray for you buddy and ralph says no you'll suffer 1:41:52 Unknown_16: And then Vito says, you burn bridge speedrun doesn't work on me, Ralph. And he says, okay, show up and I won't hurt you, fool. Unknown_16: And I think there's a part where he says that he's going to go to Dick's house that might be coming up. Ralph says, I'm telling you, I love my son, but I came out here for an event. Don't play with me. 2022 LSD galore. And you shit on me in favor of Vito. Okay. I hope everyone is happy with their decisions. No. 1:42:28 Unknown_16: No. Just no at the end. Unknown_16: So I think to accent on the next episode, because I think this happened right before the next recording happened, so I think he addresses this. Very rare do I play clips from his show on my stream, but I feel like this is the appropriate time. Unknown_05: We have a podcast that we do. I don't think that me and you doing a podcast means that you guys can't also... Look, look, look. Unknown_06: I'm... Unknown_06: I'm doing real work. Right. Like, I'm in the middle of the day doing real work. Sure. Actual, you know, face-to-face, Zoom shit. 1:43:00 Unknown_06: Talking to my friend about his sister moving into a new place because her house burned down. And then I'm getting... It's a bad time for in California. Unknown_00: I'm getting texts about, so when are we doing it? Unknown_06: So when are we doing it? And I'm like, you know what? What am I... I'm imagining, like, is this... Is this just going to be another... Unknown_06: shit show am I I'm picturing what am I going to do is is Rob going to try to kill himself on this show why am I why am I having these thoughts why am I thinking about this at all Unknown_05: Didn't he come over, what was it, this summer or last summer? Unknown_18: Mm-hmm. 1:43:37 Unknown_05: And he seemed like he was kind of wavering on the, you know. Precipice of death? Unknown_05: The veil of death? Yeah. It seems like his addiction struggles, for some reason, when he comes to California, seem to really weigh heavily on him. Maybe it's the flight takes a lot out of him. Unknown_06: Maybe it's you. People can't be around me. Unknown_05: I don't know. Unknown_06: People get around me and they start short. Unknown_05: You turned Bo Black's trans somehow with your cocaine. Unknown_06: It's because I am the demon. According to the fucking internet. 1:44:12 Unknown_16: Very funny. Unknown_16: My question to him on Twitter was, and I'll pull this up. Unknown_17: I asked... Unknown_17: I asked, okay, what did you do? He said, I said, no, LOL. Unknown_16: I said, did you not want him over because of the pregnancy or something? And then I added to make him feel confident in talking to me. Your secret is safe with me. I just got to know. He then says, maybe a little bit. Ralph's got a serious problem. Me turning into the joke intervention would be more enabling than I'm comfortable with. And then I asked what he was on, and Dick did not really have any clue. 1:44:43 Unknown_16: So, I have a sneaking suspicion that what happened... Unknown_16: On the night that Marie took a gun and snuck into the basement while Dax was having an ocular rift goon sesh, and she put the gun to the back of his head and said, Okay, buddy, we're going to have some changes around here. 1:45:22 Unknown_16: One of the things that she stipulated during this buck breaking was that there would be no more fucked up retards allowed in her house because she was now pregnant. Unknown_16: Or ever again, because she would then have a child. Unknown_16: So I think that was one of the things that made him reconsider having Ralph around. And Ralph is somebody who, as a person, has an immense, deep personal flaw. And I mean this sincerely when I say this. I think that Ralph's biggest personal flaw is that he has absolutely none. No way, none whatsoever, no way to cope with any kind of stress. If anything happens that is adverse to him, he becomes a violent, psychotic retard. 1:46:03 Unknown_16: Flies off the handle. Starts making things worse. He has zero healthy coping mechanisms. He has extremely thin skin. Unknown_16: Some of the thinnest I've ever seen. And he has absolutely zero coping mechanisms that are not disastrous. Like even Chris Chan. If you piss Chris off too much, he just ignores you. He just goes away. And that's like a thousand times more healthy to certain extents than what Ralph does. He just has no way. So Dick says you can't come over. You know, he probably doesn't say why, but it's like, you know, I'm busy and I got a pregnant wife or girl, perma girlfriend. Sorry, not wife. I was like, I don't want you over. And he, of course, can't handle that. And Dick is still like a friend. So he takes that on veto because he accurately says that Dick prefers veto to him because he does. He gets offended by that because it's worth being offended over. 1:46:42 Unknown_16: And but still is like very slow to actually be mad at Dick himself because he values him so much. 1:47:21 Unknown_17: the next both Dick or sorry just Dick I thought Vito also but Dick blocked him just sad I wish I could have blocked the Dick up your ass now the dam is broken and Milo Yiannopoulos who just days ago planning to have an epic drug stream with Dax and Ethan Ralph on the Dick show Unknown_16: Then suddenly post a picture of Dax drawn as a cow. If you don't know, Dick Masterson, also known as Dax Herrera, also sometimes goes by the name Juju the Cow, because according to the sent spiracy messages with Jamie Lynn Hughes, He both liked getting fucked in the ass and dressing as a cow, which has led me to consider that perhaps these things were related and that he likes to get fucked in the ass while dressed as the cow because that would make sense. It just makes sense to me. I feel like that's a pretty fair extrapolation to make. If you like getting fucked in the ass and you consider dressing up as a cow to be a sexual fantasy, then it would only make sense that you get fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow. I think that's fair. I think it's a fair thing to assume. 1:48:18 Unknown_16: But Milo Yiannopoulos suddenly found that juju posting was funny. Unknown_16: This was a thing that Jesse had been doing for a while. But he started the juju posting. Unknown_16: He's the first vampire of juju posting. He's patient zero. And now Milo has caught the bug and is now juju posting. 1:48:50 Unknown_16: Ethan Ralph, as he does, wrote a diary entry on Zitter. Elon Musk gave him some characters, so he's going to use them. He says, You know, fuck Harry Morris, obviously. He's a piece of shit. But he contacted Masterson early on when it was clear that I was spiraling. And I've been spiraling for a long time with spells of a good time, lol. Unknown_16: He said, hey, this guy is a friend of yours. Don't you think you should talk to him and get him help? Dick was like, fuck off, boomaloosa. Stay out of Adacted's affairs. Not the time, Adacted, of course, being the horse. 1:49:22 Unknown_16: At the time, I laughed very hard, but you know, I don't think it's as funny anymore, since my life could be a lot different if he had. He was about the only one I would have listened to at that time. I think of that moment often. Obviously, I'm a grown man, and I'm responsible for my own life at the end of the day, but the callous disregard, it's like he wanted the content instead of my physical and mental health. People have accused me of that before, but I didn't want to believe it, even back then, especially back then. 1:49:57 Unknown_16: Dick literally cares nothing about anyone's problems and sees them as an inconvenience at best. I'm a little bit selfish to be sure, but this is on another level. Perspicacity finally talked me into rehab a couple days ago. I have some bookings this week, but I'll be out for at least 15 days next week, and maybe 30, depending on their analysis and treatment. Thankfully, rehab is pretty cheap in Mexico, like $900. Perspic is like a motherfucker that pennies compared to America. 1:50:38 Unknown_16: Take your ass to rehab and stop making excuses about how much it's costing or missing work. So, I'm going to. I have some work to do first, though. It's nasty business. Unknown_16: Perspicacity, the gunt guard of all gunt guards, the gunt licker of all gunt lickers, a man who lives, breathes, drinks, and vibes with love, the gunt grease, has talked Ethan Ralph into going to Mexican rehab. Unknown_16: So I'll break this into two thoughts. First, him suddenly blaming Dick for not helping him 1:51:18 Unknown_16: I feel like I did make that observation and I feel like that's, um, Unknown_16: I feel like it's fair to criticize somebody like that for exploiting like an alcoholic just to like act out of them. Unknown_16: Um, but I don't know. It's kind of weird for him to even point that out. Unknown_16: Like, yeah, he's like, he's trying to be like Howard Stern. He like introduced you as like his top, his top hoe and his whack pack. Unknown_16: And he kept you around for that purpose so he can make content about you in his stream. Um, He basically did what I do, but by pretending to give a fuck about you. That's his entire MO. And yeah, he is selfish. I don't know if you guys remember this, but I'm pretty sure there was a video, like a clip, where someone was talking to him about child molestation and stopping child groomers. 1:51:57 Unknown_16: And he's like, do you have kids? How many kids have you saved? He's like, be concerned about your own kids before you start worrying about other people's kids getting molested. Oh, it was about Vito. This was his defense of Vito. It's like, why do you care if other people's kids get molested? He's basically the personification of that, that Cobbs and Wojak thing where he's like pointing out the burning of Rome. And he's like, but how does this affect you personally? 1:52:29 Unknown_16: He's like that, but like a living human incarnate of that kind of fucking nihilism. Unknown_16: So now Ralph is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very late to this observation. Unknown_16: Good luck with that. Unknown_16: Second part about going to rehab. So as some people may know, for instance, Bossman Jack, rehab doesn't always work. 1:53:12 Unknown_16: From what I understand, as many people on the forum have issues with substances, if you can believe that, rehab only works if you truly, genuinely want it to work. It does not work if you do not want it to work. You cannot force yourself. You cannot make arrangements to trick yourself into. You cannot begrudgingly agree to rehab. That's a waste of money. You have to truly and totally want it for yourself. Unknown_16: So perspicacity being his motivating factor makes it dubious that this is something that he wants for himself. And what also makes it dubious that he wants it for himself is that he has nothing to live for. 1:53:57 Unknown_16: I know that sounds cold, but it's true. Unknown_16: He has two children that he only sees out of spite. In fact, he actually only sees one of those children because he hates women so much that he won't see a little baby girl, even though he named it after his own mother. Unknown_16: And Xander knows so little about him that there's not really a family bond there. So he doesn't... I mean, I guess for the kids he does, but... Unknown_16: Okay, let me put it like this. From a personal day-to-day perspective, he really doesn't have that much to live for. 1:54:34 Unknown_16: Now, this is genuine advice. This is genuine advice. I'm being completely serious, and in fact, if Ralph wants to do this, I will actually go out of my way to help set this up for him. Unknown_16: Ralph should take out a $1 million life insurance policy on himself, naming his two children as benefactors. Unknown_16: And he needs to do this immediately. Because life insurance has a suicide clause in it that does not cover suicide for the first two years. So the sooner he does this, the better. He needs to take out life insurance on himself immediately. Because he is going to die. And he's probably going to die not from suicide, but from drug problems within the next year. So that's what he needs to do, and he needs to set this up so that it's a trust and that they inherit it when they turn 18. I think that Harden can even set this up for you, to establish a trust, and then Harden can manage, if he's willing, can manage the funds, put it into like an S&P 500 for the next however many years for them to collect when they turn 18. But if I was Ralph, I would immediately get life insurance on myself for as much money as I could possibly afford with the expectation that I would die in the next five years because that's pretty safe to say. In fact, without Dick around and without really anything to go on, I would be surprised, honestly, at this point. It's a hard prediction to make. 1:55:51 Unknown_16: I think Ralph dies this year. Unknown_16: His circle is so small. His income is so strained. Unknown_16: his like reason to go on is so small so like fading i just can't imagine like i can't imagine how somebody like ralph who who is enabled to he shows up on stream and people give him money and then he can like a percocet and in mexico is like two dollars i think you can get a lot of percocet for two dollars so 1:56:48 Unknown_16: I already called it. I called it on the forum, but yeah. I'm going to say it on the stream. I think this is it where Ralph dies because this is like crazy. Unknown_16: I strongly, strongly, unironically recommend getting a dress set up and getting life insurance for the kids. If you give a fuck at all. I don't even know how much it would cost. I imagine for him it would be quite bad because he's in such terrible physical shape that he might have issues getting life insurance to begin with. 1:57:20 Unknown_17: If you take meds like Ralph does, they deny you coverage. Unknown_16: You know, 50K is pretty good, though. I would do that. He should take out literally whatever life insurance policy he can get. If he can get term life insurance for five years at a reasonable rate for $50,000, he should get that and set up the trust. Because 25K and S&P 500, that's 10% per year compounding for the next... 15, 16 years for them to inherit. Unknown_16: That's pretty good. That's worth doing. I mean, if you give a fuck at all, immediately, emergency, set up this life insurance and trust. That's my thought. 1:57:53 Unknown_16: Time to die. That's right. Next, he did a goodbye video for him entering rehab. Holy shit, it's 10 minutes. Holy fuck. Unknown_16: I'll read the message and then maybe play like a minute of this. Unknown_16: This is longer. Skip it and watch the video later if you want. First off, go to Sven Stoffel's page and buy every single thing there. He's a great guy and I'm sad I won't be able to fulfill my booking. I know he will come back, hopefully even as the first guest upon my return if he's down. I went in for like a pre-screen at rehab and they were astonished at my drug and alcohol history, including recent history. They wanted to take me in right away because of some markers, but I said I needed the day to get several things in order. I originally expected intake to be Saturday. 1:58:27 Unknown_16: I arranged to go at six tonight. I will record a farewell address in a bit. I want to order my thoughts and actually script something out, which I rarely do on video. 1:59:06 Unknown_16: Okay, let's watch this. Hopefully it's a heartfelt chat. Unknown_11: The Killstream is in its 10th year. I started this show with my ex-wife Nora and Janet Bloomfield in 2015. Never in my life did I think it would take me to where it has taken me to now, both good and bad. It started as a way to promote my writing and turned into my entire existence. Along the way, it has evolved, and it's had its eras and its different styles and various feuds, but one thing it's always had is me. I am The Killstream. I think most of you know I have a passion for professional wrestling. In wrestling, there's a term called living the gimmick. It's a pejorative term, not a positive one. I brought all the negative aspects you've seen me exhibit into this line of work, but over time, they were just incorporated into my online persona. The Ralph Amell is a term someone came up with in 2018 as a joke, and I just ran with it. All the problems I have were simply written into the gimmick. Hard drinker? That's just the Ralph Amell way. Do it on air and drink even more. Womanizer? Of course. No big deal. Write it into the story and lean into it. Criminal issues? Sure. Who cares? Fuck the police. Baby mama drama? All good. What are you, a bitch? Burnouts and vicious feuds with former friends and lovers. Fuck them. It's a nasty business and everyone is a snake anyway. Go scorched earth. Trust no bitch. You get the idea. This is not a healthy way to live life, although it has been quite entertaining. Rather than addressing shortcomings when I had many opportunities, I simply papered them over and reinvented things time and time again, including just this past week. In many ways, this has served me well and kept me in the game longer than I ever would have expected. It's also destroyed so many good things I gained along the road. Some people that I love will never return or speak to me again. Money gained and lost and gained again. A man in self-imposed exile in a nation where he doesn't even speak the language. I often look at my life and I wonder, how can it even be real? From West Memphis to Merida, this must be some kind of Truman Show thing going on. But what I really know is that it's all because of choices I have made myself along that road. Some choices end up being eternal, and that's something I never really accepted until I learned it the hard way. It turns out, life is not professional wrestling, even if this business may be very similar. You just can't change the script or retcon decisions. You have to live with the mistakes you've made. Sometimes that can be almost... Such as raping Alice, someone in the chat says. 2:00:42 Unknown_16: Allegedly. Yeah, he's dead. And I'm actually more convinced of it now than when I first said that, because I've watched shows about drug rehab shit, and... 2:01:17 Unknown_16: I noticed that a lot of people who went to rehab and came out actually died shortly after. And I think that what happens is that you go into rehab, you go in for 15, 30 days, you come out clean, and you come out with a reset tolerance of these drugs, or a reduced tolerance. And then you go back out and you have a little bit more money because you aren't buying drugs. And then when you fall off the wagon, you go on a bender that's even harder than originally. And then you die because your tolerance is less. You've got money for stuff. And you're like, well, you know what? If I'm off the wagon, I might go really off the wagon. What's the difference between one Xanny and 20 at this point? 2:01:56 Unknown_16: So I think he's dead. Unknown_16: Let's move along, chat. I got something to talk about Rakeda. This guy, I'm just giving him a shout-out. Insanely Retarded came up with a very... Ah! I didn't mean to click that. A very, very long timeline of all this drama. He took this picture with this random couple. I don't know who the fuck these people are, but... Actually, I'm going to give this one the Gooder sticker for his accomplishment. You can find this on the thread if you want a full rundown of the Ralph stuff. 2:02:35 Unknown_16: And then Rakeda. Unknown_16: That's the gist of Ralph. He's going to rehab and then he dies. Then hopefully he'll take out life insurance before he dies. Rakeda has talked about his plea deal on livestream. And Patrick Melton, who was the guy where there was that three minute long supercut of him salivating over raping kids. For whatever reason, Rakeda really loves to hang out with people like Vito Gisualdi. who admits that he wants to have sex with children, who's also friends with Max Carson, who made songs about how he wants to fuck kids, and then Patrick Milton, who also has talked at length for years about how he wants to have sex with kids. 2:03:19 Unknown_16: Very weird ensemble of people, not necessarily my personal choice, but... Unknown_16: He's going through a rough patch. Unknown_16: He joined this guy's stream and he talked about what he wants to do for a plea deal. He says that he is pleading guilty in February. Unknown_16: I think it's on the 21st or 18th. I'm not sure when the plea deal is. I think it's probably by next stream, if I had to guess. Unknown_16: Or maybe by the end of the month. Unknown_16: He's expecting to plead guilty and then be sentenced in February. Unknown_17: So... 2:03:54 Unknown_17: I think part of the the deal is that he... the state is dropping their case against April Emholt and I believe that due to the timing... oh yeah the plea hearing on January 24th so... oh bro that's... fuck 11 a.m. Unknown_16: dude that's exactly when my stream starts Unknown_16: Oh, we're resubmitting our media request to record that. I might have to get the fucking North Dakota guy out to record that. I need to talk to him, actually, because we're getting our media request in. Unknown_16: Because he's expected to plead guilty based off filings. It's a weird thing. In the state of Minnesota, you're not allowed to record a proceeding before someone's been found guilty. 2:04:50 Unknown_16: or no pretrial hearings unless they're guilty. But he hasn't formally pled guilty yet, so there's like a special carve-out where if they're expected to plead guilty, you can submit to record the plea hearing. Unknown_16: And then I guess if they plead innocent regardless, then you have to retroactively not record it. So it's a weird thing, but I think we should get access. So I guess it'll be right on time for the stream to start if everything works out. Unknown_16: That's 11 a.m. Central Standard, so I think that's... Is that an hour ahead or an hour behind? 2:05:30 Unknown_17: That would be it. Oh, it would be directly at noon. Okay, great. Wonderful. Unknown_16: Good timing. Unknown_16: So, they're dropping it against April, so they believe that's part of the plea hearing. He got her cut out of the prosecution. Unknown_16: In the thing, by the way, he explicitly means he's taking a guilty plea. Unknown_16: He talks about Aaron Imholtz's money. He said that he hired an expert on cocaine drug testing. 2:06:04 Unknown_16: Uh, he says that he did this because he wants to see, this is weird that he wants to talk about like drug testing to like prove that he's innocent and didn't give his daughter cocaine. Um, but couldn't use it in court for evidence. I was like, what a cop out. Unknown_16: It might even be recounting depending on what he's pleading guilty to. Um, Unknown_16: He says that he was bragging that he paid off his mortgage, but of course he paid off his mortgage because he fucking sold the other house. So it's not really paying off your mortgage. I mean, I guess it is technically, but it's not like a bragging right if you have to sell half your property to do it. If you have a $500,000 estate and you sell half of it to pay off the other half with that equity, then you didn't really pay it off. You just kind of downsized. But then he says, sorry, you don't know how to leverage debt. Yeah, not many people are like, he really thinks he's like the Donald Trump of like debt management. So I took my existing assets and I furloughed that into a HELOC of a, locked in a 0.5% interest rate for the next 30 years, super low payments. And then I furloughed that money into a cocaine trust account so I could access cocaine at the ready. It's like, you're not like a financial advisor. You're like a fucking junkie. 2:07:25 Unknown_16: and then implicitly blamed Aaron for his daughter testing positive for cocaine. Claims they have video evidence of cops touching his daughter's hair with contaminated gloves. I guess we'll find out, because once you're guilty, that shit's going into evidence. Unknown_16: Do you think he put that into the plea deal? That the body cam footage won't be released? Do you think that's how they got him to plead guilty? Unknown_16: We'll see. We'll see what happens. Maybe we'll have to sue to get the body cam footage. Unknown_16: Um, and then Nick cut off ties with one of his last gun guards, uh, Spector, um, the Spector who pretended to be an attorney for some fucking reason. And then he got this cringe ass tattoo of like a Japanese shit and then tattooed Japanese dog shit on his fucking skin, like a fucking retard. So if you're concerned at all that this man has in any way learned any lessons, he has not. He has not learned a single fucking thing. I imagine that he'll be back doing drugs on stream by the end of the year. Maybe. Maybe next year. Maybe it's a bit too early to say that. But not a fucking thing. Completely retarded. 2:08:05 Unknown_16: Um, the Umbrella guy says that he wants to arrange a boxing match between them. God, that's so fucking gay. I'm so sick of hearing, I don't ever want to hear the word boxing ever again. Like, anytime these people on the fucking internet bring up boxing, it's always the gayest fucking bullshit ever. This is super. 2:08:47 Unknown_16: And finally, of course, we have a Reddit segment. And here is our featured post. Unknown_16: People clicking photos of nudity at the movies. Unknown_16: And are mildly infuriating by aggravating focus night. Unknown_16: So yesterday my fiance and I went to watch Nosferatu at the theater in Manitoba, Canada. It's a great film and we were really enjoying it until this one scene with a bit of nudity came up. Suddenly there was this bright flash of light from the row behind us. I turned around and lo and behold a group of Indian guys, I know they were Indian because I am Indian, or I am from India and I speak the same language, had just taken a photo of the screen. They were giggling like school kids at boobs they thought they had successfully captured on their phone. Now here's the part that makes me furious. I'm an Indian immigrant here living in Canada. I've worked so hard to integrate into this culture and to contribute meaningfully to the country that's been so welcoming to me, but when stuff like this happens on a regular basis, it reinforces every negative stereotype about Indian men and it makes my life harder for people like me. We're not all like this, but guess what? Everyone with brown skin gets painted with the same brush because of these idiots. The amateur disrespectful behavior isn't just embarrassing, it is infuriating. I wish people like this realize how much damage they do to all of us by trying to prove we belong here. It is exhausting. 2:09:59 Unknown_16: Sorry, Saar. Unknown_16: Sorry, sorry. You will redeem. Unknown_16: There are no good ones. I don't give a shit if you're the .001%. You will be redeemed. You'll be redeeming a flight back to Calcutta. 2:10:31 Unknown_16: That is just the way that it has to be, my good sir. Unknown_17: Okay. Unknown_16: And that's it. Now, as you might have noticed, I got the XMR chat integrated into the overlay. Super happy. I also fixed up the way that rumble messages were working in the chat, how they look. So the next thing I want to do is get subscription showing up in the overlay. But I got a little bit of work done. Unknown_16: Let's put us in the shill mode, and then I have a funny, it's AI, I think, the outro song, but it's topical and I like it. 2:11:12 Unknown_16: Okay, great. Unknown_16: The Need for $52, and I think I'm going to change it so that it shows the cryptocurrency amount and the money amount for these. Unknown_16: He says, Hi Josh, how can you send Super Chats through the mail? Mine haven't made it, and I'm not sure if the following rule is right. I'm okay with switching to XMR chat, but I think that USPS full stack for Super Chat is very funny. Danka Zneed. If you send in... Oh, shit! Unknown_16: Let me finish this, and then I'm going back. Wait, don't leave. I have a Bossman segment. uh is need uh if you want to send in a money order and then put your super chat on the memo um i will plug it in when i get it uh but it's it's literally as i get it in the post guy um he will um he he checks it every so often but it's not like a set routine okay sorry the super chat segment is over because we have breaking content i need to slot in immediately 2:11:43 Unknown_16: Can't believe I almost forgot. Thankfully chat reminded me. By spamming rat emojis. The true heroes of my stream. Don't worry, this will be brief if you don't like Bossman. Unknown_17: Uh... This is... What? Unknown_17: How did he accomplish this? Unknown_17: Okay, there we go. I don't know how the fuck I opened the first thread on the site, but... 2:12:38 Unknown_16: louisa virginia january 17th 2025 he appeared in louisa county juvenile and domestic court so this is only for the domestic court facing one count of violation of community-based probation stemming from his arrest for domestic violence for the charge of misdemeanor violence of community-based probation for his repeated failed drug test um Unknown_16: And he was sentenced to 90 days in jail, 90 days suspended. Unknown_16: And then for the second charge of the actual assault and battery of a family member from when he hit boss dad or rat dad, rather, on October 19th, he was sentenced to six months in jail, three months suspended. It's unknown if he'll get credit towards those three remaining months. And this is only from the domestic court. The domestic case is now settled, but he has his felony cocaine possession or crack possession. charge and various probation bond failures on that so I'm thinking in total he's probably going to get over a year he might even get more than that and one of the probation things that he hadn't finished was from a long time ago I think for the carjacking stuff and that was like a five-year suspended sentence that he was on so he might get like all of that rolled up it might be like a five-year sentence so 2:13:39 Unknown_16: He just can't catch a break. Can't catch a break, Chad. He didn't do anything. Sure, he broke into cars. Sure, he did lots of drugs. Sure, he violently abused his own family that was taking care of him. But he was very, very funny, Chad. And we need to learn as a society that when funny people do really horrific things, it doesn't count because it's funny, Chad. That's how it works. 2:14:36 Unknown_16: Free mine easy. Free mine easy, boss. Unknown_16: The Gulag Arpeggio for $1 says, I'm not sure if those Monero super chats available at all time were such a great idea now because Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator, can super chat whenever he gets drunk and has a silly idea for a message. Actually, that's the best way to super chat. Don't you worry. Unknown_16: Kurt Eichenwald, anime masturbator for $5.51 says, yet those hands will never hold anything. So as I pray, unlimited goon works. Unknown_16: Oh, no, I read these backwards. Sorry. Kurt Eichenwald, Anime Masterpiece for $5.50, says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor, I am the bone of my bone. Smegma is my body and baby oil is my blood. I have cranked over a thousand anime. Unknown to NoFap, nor known to 3DPD, which is 3DPigDisgusting. That's what anime people call women. Have withstood chafing to create many cummies. That's very gross. I can't believe you paid to read that. cola for one says one more test and cola for one says sneed integration test he was testing his own integration but mine's better just kidding uh no really i did it i did the best job that's because i i can't blame him i tried to do what he did at first and then i just contacted them and said like look the tools available to me suck so they just told me like the secret api access points to get the information i needed so i just did that so he did the best that he could without reaching out for help 2:15:59 Unknown_16: Bunker Housing for five says, Manna, I need Manna. Sorry, I need to like bass boost my microphone. Hold on. Unknown_16: Can I like noise suppression? Nah, sorry, I was gonna like crank my bass up. Actually, you know what, hold up. Let's do three band equalizer. I put this way up at the top. Unknown_17: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, here, okay. Unknown_17: Manna, I need Manna. Unknown_16: How did that sound, chat? Was that accurate? Did I sound like I'm a professional streamer podcast producer? 2:16:35 Unknown_16: Was that correct? Unknown_16: Great. Wonderful. I'm happy to help. I'm always looking for ways to improve, chat. Thank you. Unknown_16: Goof or Scooper for 10 says, I love your stream. Shout out to the JoshCore thread. It could use some more action. And then they link to the JoshCore thread, so let's see what kind of action we can get. Unknown_17: I'll just play like a second of it. 2:17:07 Unknown_16: Sailor Moon. Okay. Don't want to play JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Neon Genesis Evangelion, or Sailor Moon. Obviously Sailor Moon, I think. Unknown_16: fighting evil by moonlight winning love by daylight this makes me sound retarded he is the one named sailor moon i feel like you used a cover of this by like a retarded person and then like vocoded it to my voice because it does capture like an extreme level of autism and i don't believe that you actually got that from a computer without using like a really bad cover of it very nice 2:17:51 Unknown_16: Meet Spaceman for $3 says, I can't watch live this week, but I wanted to give you some XMR your way. Keep fighting the good fight, my neighbor. Thank you, Meet Spaceman. I appreciate the Monero shackle. Unknown_16: Dave87890, which I think is different than usual, says, Hey, Josh, did you know that Half-Life 2 20-year anniversary evolved DEI G-Man? What? Don't tell me that. I'm not mentally prepared for this. Unknown_17: Oh, oh. Unknown_00: Joe Biden, wake up. 9-11. Today is the same day. 2:18:27 Unknown_00: What happened in 2001? This is Wally P. O. K., Khanateen, Kharkiv, Pakistan, Texas, USA. 24-7, every day, I wake up in the USA. Unknown_16: I had the original G-Man speech. I never finished. I don't think I played as a kid, Half-Life 2. Unknown_16: But I had that sequence as my alarm clock. When I was still going to school, that's how I would wake up. I'd be like, wake up, three men. 2:19:01 Unknown_16: That really loud clanging industrial sound at the beginning was like... That was like a trigger thing when I heard it. I was like, ah! Not my alarm clock. Unknown_16: Humble Guardsman for 14 says Galanga. Unknown_17: Okay, let's see. Unknown_17: Galanga. Unknown_16: Okay. Thank you. Unknown_16: the uncredited for two says peak peaks i get referencing steven lynch r.i.p george droid for five says the chick-fil-a fries have gone to shit this country is so over bros i heard i heard i haven't been to chick-fil-a in a while i maybe maybe i will get chick-fil-a i have to go see if their fries suck now i just have to know 2:19:52 Unknown_16: Thank you. TestingXMRChat for 5 says, Sneed, have a nice weekend, Josh, and all my viewers. Thank you, TestingXMRChat. It worked. Ilanthia for 10 says, here's your Josh bucks, dude. Keep up the good work. Thank you. Thank you very much. RealDunEye for 5 says, hey, Josh, can you think of anything redeemable about India or its culture? Unknown_17: Um... Unknown_16: I don't want to say this without... I don't really know that much about India. 2:20:24 Unknown_16: India is like France to me in that there is a negative modifier to how much I am curious to learn about it. I've never, ever, ever, ever been interested in France or its history or its culture. I really can't tell you that much about it, except where I got into wars with Germany. Those things interest me, but outside of that, I don't really care about France. India is basically the same. I have a negative interest in anything regarding India. Unknown_16: I will say that I like how at least... Certain religious communities in India are very kind to animals. I'm sure that there are many horrific videos of Indian people being absolutely awful to animals, but I do think that's cute, how they keep cows as pets like dogs, and the people that really believe in reincarnation try not to even hurt ants and stuff. I like that. I'll say that's redeemable about them. They hurt dogs. 2:21:01 Unknown_16: The Rat Temple. Unknown_16: Thousand. I'm sure it's only certain communities that are super particular about animal rights and stuff, but for those certain communities, that's quite nice. I like that. I also like... Oh, I will say this. I like how Sikhism is basically just a cult devoted to hating Islam. That's pretty fucking based. 2:21:47 Unknown_16: I don't know if I'd want them in my country, but... Unknown_16: I like how they have their equivalent of the Second Amendment, which is that you always have to carry your Sikh dagger on you at all times, because you never know when a Muslim terrorist might start trying to Allah Akbar you, so you have to be prepared to stab them in the fucking throat whenever it happens. That's kind of awesome. I do like that. I enjoy those two things. The animal rights people in India and the people that are always prepared to defeat a Muslim terrorist whenever the calls may come to them. 2:22:29 Unknown_17: Bunker housing for two says federal level saw I demand a global level with option on galactic level. Unknown_16: We are going to build the greatest space elevator that mankind could have ever thought of. We are going to stack Indian people on top of each other from here to Mars. And when Elon Musk, praise be his glorious name, when Elon Musk wants to send things to Mars, we will simply lift the object, one on top of the other, all the way to Mars. And that is how India is going to colonize Mars first, under the rule of Elon Musk. 2:23:06 Unknown_16: That's the future, chat. The needful will be done, that's right. Unknown_16: David Locks for two says, I can't believe Ralph snubbed you in his goodbye speech. Shameful. Unknown_16: I mean, if anyone gets credit for helping Ralph, it would be me. I've helped Ralph more than anybody. Unknown_16: Sneedo for one says, Kingel's buffalo chicken cubes. Unknown_16: He's not that funny. Unknown_16: That does sound tasty, though. Ballistic Characteristic for $50 says, Congratulations on taking another step in your strange and noble journey. Thank you. I actually really appreciate that. 2:23:37 Unknown_16: Steedo for one says, Josh is going to slash the tires of anime-wrapped cars. Oh, you fucking bet. If I see an anime bumper sticker, you're not going nowhere. You're going to be even more of a basement dweller. Unknown_16: Patrick S. Homlinson Child says, for $20, on Monero Chat, actually, idea for a new Maddie segment, and then it's YouTube link. 2:24:11 Unknown_09: Talmid Yeshiva is going to a high school. Is it a high school for a Jewish boy or a Jewish girl? A high school for a high school for a high school for a high school for a high school for a high school for a high school for a high school for a high school for a high school for a high school for a high school for a high school for a high school for a high school for a high school for a high school for a high school for a high school for a Unknown_18: You idiot! 2:24:47 Unknown_03: What's wrong with you? Why are you crying? I don't want to cry. I don't want to cry. Unknown_09: What's wrong with you? Goblins with stars. Have you ever heard of stars? I thought they were only in the sky. They went down to the goblins. A new movie came out. Crazy Pesiflora. Psycho-traumatic horror movie. I almost saw an owl. Unknown_09: He cites Dematria and starts screaming at what's up. 2:25:22 Unknown_16: This guy's actually very funny. He's very obviously in on how silly it is. I like that, actually. Unknown_16: Thank you. It's Zuck time. That's right, baby. Zuck is on the up and up. It's going to be Zuck Zuck here in a second. Unknown_16: uh swatsville knoll for 10 says the cat hates three things vacuums other cats and black people bro that's not cool man you gotta teach them to respect the african-american community Unknown_16: Thank you. David S eight seven seven for 27 says, I assume you'll be sharing the public parts of the charity docs and how to donate once you get all that set up. Yes. Um, I'm going to try to reach out to, um, a banking thing. And if that doesn't work, we may try a couple other banking things, but I think that because the foundation and there's three people on board and one of them is a lawyer and we have another lawyer that's willing to help. Um, I don't actually suspect that, uh, the banks will fuck around as much because if they do, we're suing the fuck out of them. 2:25:58 Unknown_16: Oh, thank you. Dr. Coffin Nails for 10 says, trust me, you'll like this one. Lyric starts at 16 seconds. I guess we're doing YouTube videos today. You can thank Elon Musk for getting his Starlink fucking working. 2:26:35 Unknown_17: Bro. Unknown_17: that i can't say all the stupid rules are gay i'm listening to my favorite rap song and i just wanna sing along i feel like saying today Unknown_16: This one struck a chord. People keep sending it to me. It's quite nice. It's AI, though. It's pretty good for AI. Thank you. Munkarousing for two says, Tencent also owns Oxygen Not Included. I played that game very briefly, and I got super bored of it after a little while. I don't know. I just didn't see the endgame. It's very fun. And the eating sounds. Oh, my God. They have this thing where it's like the characters have to eat constantly, and when they do, it's the most annoying fucking sound in the world. It's like deliberately designed to piss me off so I can't play it. 2:27:05 Unknown_16: Talbani Mage, for one, says, but Josh, David Lynch signed, I keep calling him Stephen Lynch. It's David Lynch. Stephen Lynch is somebody else. David Lynch signed the Roman Polanski petition. I don't know what that means. Sorry. Koynate for five says, what did we learn from our years of spying on American TikTok users young? Americans are gay. True. Very base. 2:27:39 Unknown_16: Mark Zuckerfuck, for one, says, hey, Josh, what do you think of NRL 339 logo? Unknown_17: Oh, I've seen this. Unknown_16: It's a very curious logo because usually the octopus reaching around the world and interfering and stuff, which is a long-standing icon. People associate it with Nazi art about Zionism and stuff. But the whole octopus tentacle thing has been a meme in political cartoons for hundreds of years. But it's almost always a negative thing. So it is kind of curious to see them... 2:28:20 Unknown_16: like directly drawing this this tentacle like the one tentacle that's touching the earth that we can see is directly coming from the United States and like interfering in like Central Asia and Russia and China it is very on the nose I would not be surprised if they change this at some point because it is it's like the totem cop or it's like this is like an icon that is traditionally associated with like menace and wrongdoing so it is an interesting thing to choose to represent yourself 2:29:07 Unknown_16: Kurt Eichenwald, Anime Masturbator for Five, says, Glorious Kiwi Emperor, you should read the XMR chats first, since they are your smartest crypto-owning samurai. Well, Kurt Eichenwald, Anime Masturbator, you didn't know when you sent this, but I actually got it working sorted by date, and it integrated fully into the dashboard now. Very cool. Unknown_16: Fintard for 10 says, just to let you know, your mid-end part of the stream aligns with my sauna times. I'll protest your shit stream times by throwing my neat bucks at you. You'll know in every stream there's a naked Finn moist with sweat watching and listening to you. Why the fuck would that not be ideal, though? Like, you're in a hot room. What else are you doing? Just, like, enjoy the sauna and listen to a podcast. That sounds like the accurate way to enjoy a sauna. 2:29:44 Unknown_16: Thank you. Unknown_16: Sneedo for once says, what an ugly kek mutt. I have to watch myself. I keep getting banned. Unknown_16: Referring to the child pornographer, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, he is pretty gobbly, though, Max. Logistical Nightmare for 10 says, Elon should pay homage to Maddie and its lead correspondent by calling TikTok ex-hamster. I'm sure that goes by channeling the news hamster and he'll be able to make so much money off the platform. I think my joke was funnier. 2:30:17 Unknown_16: Sorry to disappoint. I think I did it better. Thank you. steven rith for one says oh no not pewds favorite anime is that really his favorite anime fringe uh sg twizard fist or a sergeant wizard fist sorry for five says while you were away my cousin's fiance saw that fat canadian girl used to talk about and she dined and dashed with her friends sorry i can't remember her name and that work chantal bro you should have gotten a picture of her if she got a picture of her send it to me Unknown_16: Steno for one says, the commentary community is her prostate community. Yeah, that's pretty true. They're going to man up now. Now that it's safe to do so, they'll start being more problematic or whatever the fuck, but it's too late. Always remember those who lived on their knees, chat. 2:30:48 Unknown_16: Bromberger for two says, you forget to show the hamster at your segments fucking blow, Mr. Joosh. Unknown_16: Rude. I try my best. Bunker Housing for two says, maybe that fat lesbian fire chief can carry those tortoises to safety. Unknown_16: To be fair, I like to play devil's advocate yet. The fat lesbian fire chief that said, if I have to save you from a burning building, you really messed up or whatever. She worked in administration. Her joke was not that she's not going to save people. Her joke was that if she, as an administrator bureaucrat in the fire department, is having to pull you out of a burning building, you're really fucked up because it's not her fucking job. 2:31:27 Unknown_16: Which is kind of funny. It's funny both the actual context of what she's saying, like it's actually a funny joke, and it's also funny how people interpreted that to mean that she's like the one that has to save you and she's just going to let your ass burn to death. That's Pete Clown World, both ways. 2:32:00 Unknown_16: I cannot make a determination of if you think that a video should be uploaded to the forum or not, because you are the one saying that you have the right to publish that video. If you think that you can provide fair use commentary to justify a whole archive for the video, then maybe you should post it if you feel that you have sufficient right and purpose to do so. I am not going to tell you that I, on behalf of the Kiwi Farms, think that you can do something because I am not going to assume liability for what you post. I hope that has made that clearer. 2:32:35 Unknown_16: I want to know your assessment. Who hates their leader the most? More Russian people hate Putin or more U.S. people hate Trump? Who has the higher percent? I'm pretty sure in Russia's popularity polls, Putin has like a 98% approval rating or some shit. Like 90 plus percent. So definitely America. Unknown_16: Kara 0444 says, for the last few years, every time I'm in the post office, someone in line with me lets me know they want to abolish the USPS and bemoan postal pensions. Left, right, young, old, I do not get it. Yeah, I don't fucking get it. I guess because the post office fucks up sometimes that, like, let's abolish the post office. Like, this really important thing that all of our country relies on every fucking day is beleaguered, so let's cut their funding even more. I don't get it. 2:33:20 Unknown_16: Yeah, exactly. That's how much he loves them. By the way, I didn't even mention this. When I was ranting about the protection money that we pay... 2:33:57 Unknown_16: One of the things that I was thinking about in regards to this was how the reason why Vivek and Elon want H-1B visas is because unlike everybody else in the country, if they stop working, they get deported. So that's actual consequences. You can't rely on someone working for no money and not just quit because they really don't have any reason to stay employed besides pride. Unknown_16: In Indian, number one, they make more money in the U.S. than they would in India for even like bullshit jobs like janitorism or janitorial work, custodial work. And then also if they quit or get fired, they have to be deported. So there's like two things that you can hold over their head to coerce them into being your slave boy. Unknown_16: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 2:34:40 Unknown_16: Banana plugs for two says happy pizza day, Joshua. My favorite non-slav always. How's your day look now? Congrats on the nonprofit. Louis has both the C3 and C4 don't know why. Um, because, uh, there are tax benefits to that. Uh, it helps that people can donate to your nonprofit side. Um, but for activism, you need the, the, the 501 C4. Um, so there is some merit to that. And if it becomes advantageous to us tax wise to have a nonprofit and for profit division, um, We can do that. Wikimedia, I think, even has that. 2:35:11 Unknown_16: That's pretty common. Unknown_16: Red Eyes, Black Dragon. For 10 says you need to buy one of these. 2:35:44 Unknown_17: And then there is... Oh, this. Unknown_15: Microsoft has brought George Floyd back to life. 50 years of fentanyl research have given us the first AI integrated fully sentient nigga bot with 6 million nigga hertz per negro second processing speeds. Unknown_15: Pregnant women detection software, hyper strengthened carbon fiber neck upgrades, counterfeit money printer with direct auto buys into Floyd AI coin on Solana, perfected three point jump shot integration with a neuro flex data hustle chip. Are you fucking crazy? You're going to make him too powerful. Galaxy gas plasma burners, gang sign translating software, Fent reactor mining cryptocurrency while you sleep. He is the only AI nigga bot capable of driving a Dodge Hellcat while shooting full auto blocks. This cyborg nigga is not to be fucked with. Microsoft has brought George Floyd. 2:36:18 Unknown_16: Finally, AI is developing the things that are useful and also cryptocurrency useful at last. Play Dante for 10 says pirate software has the YMS phenotype and is also a furry. Is there a phrenological connection with Zillophilia? 2:36:53 Unknown_16: It's very possible. Is he Canadian? That might be a bigger indicator. Thank you. Who cares? It's all gay and fake. It compromises the entire thing. Diablo said explicitly that we'll never, ever, ever, for any reason, ever restore your character, even if it's completely our fault. Path of Exile 2. Unknown_16: From the sauna for two says that pirate software guy is a massive faggot and against pirating got banned from his Twitch stream for using ad blocker compared it to me pirating his stream. 2:37:36 Unknown_16: I thought he was like pro-piracy now I have no reason to like him whatsoever I hope the fucking World of Warcraft people like leave him bloody and bruised in a metaphorical sense what a fact the ghost of low tax for one says I still find it funny that the only unambiguously moral good character in life is strange franchises Kate the white conservative Christian girl from the first game who kills herself because she gets bullied to death that's true Unknown_16: Spingle Cat for two says, it's funny seeing the gab fags, roiper fags, and the broke mutt line see the king at the kiwi farms in this tweet. Is this the, yeah. Unknown_16: Dude. Unknown_16: People fucking hate us so much. Like, we piss off all sides equally. This was in reply to the Stone Toss comic, and I actually got quite a few likes just being a little reply. It was very nice. I appreciate the shout out, the support, and of course all the angry cap boy cunning roipers being mad at me. 2:38:33 Unknown_16: Insensitive Zero for five says, nab this from Chudlogic's Twitter. Unknown_17: And then there's a tweet. Okay. Unknown_17: The pirate software of the brown. Unknown_16: Wall of text. Balrog. Fly, you fools. Ah. And then Gandalf just yeets the fuck out of there. I got you. It's like if Gandalf was a coward because he was a cucaracha. They even made his coat brown like a cockroach. Cockroach wings. BunkerHousing42 says, don't forget Greer, all that lingual mumble jibble, I very unclear. Is he paying you now? What happened to the federal witness tampering? Did you not initial owe him $2.55? 2:39:08 Unknown_16: I'll save this for another stream, maybe next week, because I went... Basically, during discovery... Unknown_16: During judgments for certain things, the judge considers the plaintiff's ability to pay judgments. If you can't pay a judgment, then the judgment is adjusted sometimes so that it can be something that you can pay so that the penalty is fair. 2:39:39 Unknown_16: So when Melinda Scott was found guilty, or not guilty, but sanctioned in court, he was ordered to pay $40 because she's completely destitute. And he said that that would be fair as terms of a punishment. Unknown_16: In discovery, the rules are different. Unknown_16: There is no consideration for how much you can pay. So if you waste an attorney's time in discovery, you automatically, and the rule says shall issue, so it's not even like up to the judge. If these certain conditions are met, the judge shall issue sanctions, and the sanctions shall be what is fair to the attorney, not what is fair to the person who is found sanctionable. So Greer deliberately ran around and broke discovery rules in our case. 2:40:23 Unknown_16: And the judge has found him liable for sanctions. So now Hardin is to submit what he believes would be fair compensation for his billable hours. And the judge will then decide how much to actually pay. Unknown_16: put um Greer in for and if it's several thousand dollars it shifts the dynamic of the lawsuit enormously because Greer is is um is very money driven like for instance I don't want to talk about that actually I'll wait until the judgment I'll discuss a little bit more 2:41:07 Unknown_16: Uh, EmployeeManjack42 says, Thanks for the stream, Josh. Great breakdown content while I work repairing my old shitbox truck. Well, good luck with that. Unknown_16: I know, it's a pain in the ass. Unknown_16: IRS41 says, Monero is tax-free, bish. It is not. It is fucking not. You have to report that shit, okay? I do report it. LoxDevChandrama for 669 says, Sab, please, I am fucking Indian. I was mass-reported by bastard Benchnode Whites. I am... Unknown_16: Wait, binchored by a fucking bastard binchored whites. I am Indian. Please help me, sir. Please help me. I'm an Indian. Please help me. Thank you. Thank you for following through and making foundation. You're welcome. Happy to help. Thank you. I appreciate it. Oh, wait, no, that's not supposed to be Indian. I just assumed because of all caps. I will. No, I like hollandaise sauce and ground beef and jalapenos, of course. I think the act of perversion is what excites them. Thank you. 2:42:19 Unknown_16: If you admit that it happens on a regular basis, then that stereotype, like all stereotypes, is justified. True and base. Unknown_16: Yats for $4.84 says, Cheers, my neighbor. Thank you, Yats. I appreciate it. Rich Wet Pasta for $10 says, Excellent stream. Very professional voice EQ. Unknown_16: Happy to help. I'm always happy to improve. The President of Nintendo for $2 says, I couldn't listen live, but I listened to the stream later while eating a bowl of chili. Shouts to my fellow chili enjoyers. Unknown_16: Enjoy your chili, sir. Unknown_16: Thank you. Haramberger for Toots says, do today's Wordle. I've been watching the autism in the forum thread, and all anyone posts are green and yellow boxes that barely interact. If you fail, you must squash. Ew, that's gross. I'm tempted not to because that's fucking gross. I will do that at the very, very end. 2:42:57 Unknown_16: Rich What Pasta for One says, shit, dead comment on the last one. Unknown_16: uh no i figured it out don't worry president nintendo for two says i need your advice i saw your system shock meme in the maddie thread is that game worth playing i've never played system shock i'm sorry i do like that song and i like that meme though um i heard it's very very good though lord bloop for once is the name of the moon i will punish you anchor ship moon 2:43:29 Unknown_16: That's a reference to an anime. I've never watched Sailor Moon. Unknown_16: AnimeExtremist42 says, weird question. Do you agree with the concept of public juries? Or do you think that they should be professional like appointed judges should there be multiple judges in court? Public juries are one of the only saving graces of the entire United States. I think that actually we should have juries for more shit, to be quite honest with you. Unknown_16: BunkerHousing42 says, maybe you can pay a Chinese man to play Oxygen Not Included for you. I hear that is the latest thing. I heard too. I think that all the cool kids are doing it. 40R4Five says, $6? Fuck, I can't read. Unknown_16: I don't know what it's a reference to. Insensitive0 for 10 says, old funny pirate software video for stream. 2:44:01 Unknown_17: Okay. Unknown_17: So many fucking... I'm never going to be able to stop. Guys. Unknown_17: Oh, no. Let me pull the ocular. Unknown_19: So one of you pulled the ocular. Unknown_16: What the fuck does that mean? Why? Unknown_19: Why? Unknown_19: Now half the raid is dead. Was there a reason for that? 2:44:35 Unknown_19: Oh, I swear to God. I'm gonna go back in the video and find out who pulled that damn thing and kicked him out of the raid. That is insane shit. You have to be better than that. One of you attacked an Oculus and just wiped the whole party. For no reason. Unknown_19: And we just lost all of those materials. Unknown_16: What game is this? Unknown_19: Because you're not paying attention. This is basic shit. We are not pulling those oculuses because they kill the raid. We are pulling only the humanoids that are dropping the actual gear. Basic. I've been talking about this the whole time. What does pull an oculus mean? There is an enemy called oculus. If you pull it, it does a conal effect that kills everyone looking at it. Which is exactly what just happened. Because somebody pulled it when you're not supposed to. And I don't know why they did this because they've been told not to do that. But they were tab targeting and just pulled the damn thing. 2:45:06 Unknown_19: But seriously, if we have that kind of a mistake again, I'm disbanding the party. I'm gonna go run with other people. Because you guys cannot do that again. That is insane shit. Legitimately. There's no reason for that. When I say the whole group is moving forward, that means you are not pulling shit from behind us. Unknown_19: This is very, very basic. I'm not even being a dick about this. Unknown_16: It's so annoying. It's so annoying listening to him talk. It's like the Leroy- It's like how the- It's like the nerds in the Leroy Jenkins video that they're making fun of. Like, that's that character. Unknown_17: Thank you. Unknown_16: Bossman Jack from prison for two says, fuck Baldur's Gate and the log fags. Free me, nigga. I agree. Free my man, Bossman Jack. Anime Extremist for two says, do you believe in karma? I don't believe in it in this life, but probably when one dies and gets brought to the next, there's a karmic aspect. At least that's what I think about you. No, I don't. I don't believe in any kind of karma. I like that. I just don't. 2:45:37 Unknown_16: Man Who Must Let for 14 says, David's down in Hades huffing and cussing his ass off with our Man Who Must Be Let boy, Frank Booth. We'll all go for a ride with him eventually. Maybe not you, though, Josh. You're a pretty good neighbor. 2:46:10 Unknown_16: I mean, Rip David Lynch. Unknown_16: I don't know. I don't even know how to respond to this. I'm sorry. Thank you. The reason why he's called Pirate Software and he has company with that name is because people will find him if they search pirating stuff. So he's an extra big faggot. Yeah, that's pretty fucking cringe, actually. If that's the real reason, that's extra fucking cringe. I guess he can't support piracy because it's against Twitch TOS. What a fag. Unknown_16: Well, you don't say if it's on the best possible cheese. And then there is a something about portobello mushroom and chive. Fuck you. 2:46:44 Unknown_16: How it's wow. It's easy for five says, Josh, do you have a story of seeing a ghost or know anyone who personally has no last super chat? And then I'm doing the word and then I'm done. My ghost story is when I lived in Buffalo, I was having to help rent out the apartment for when I left. And this big, big black guy, like this enormous fucking black guy walks in. Unknown_16: And we were kind of near like a cemetery. So he asked like, Hey, yo, what boy? It was like him and his wife. And he's like, uh, what boy is like enormous. I'm talking like six foot seven. Like his hands are like catcher mitts. And he's like, have you seen any ghost here i'm like what hey like i'm i'm psychic sensitive to the extra extraterrestrial world and i'm sensitive to that ghost and i'm like dead serious i have 35 year old military veteran he's like in those the really shitty like camo that they had out for a while he was in one of those like just enormous guy like 300 pounds absolute unit asking me in earnest if the place was haunted, because he's afraid of ghosts. And I was like, well, I had always heard that cemeteries are, and he's like, well, you know, I'm right next to a cemetery, and this is like an old house. And I'm like, well, I've always heard that cemeteries are like the least haunted, because like the souls are put to rest. Like, ah, man. They fucking haunted as shit. I'm like, what the fuck? I told him, honestly, no light flickering, no weird sounds. It was an old house, but it was in really good shape. There was no suspicions of anything. And it actually seemed to put his mind at ease. 2:47:47 Unknown_16: That's the closest thing I have to a ghost story. 2:48:23 Unknown_17: Okay, so Wordle. I'm going to play it. Unknown_17: Hit him up with that Sneed first off. Unknown_17: S-E. Unknown_17: Probably an E-S word, like X-X-X-E-S. Unknown_17: Pretty good, pretty good. So E-S is not at the end. 2:48:58 Unknown_16: Oh, I should have known that too, because I think that second E would have been yellow. I wonder if it's like an SE? Probably something like PXX. Unknown_17: Rose? Unknown_16: oh my god you hit him with that sneak bam you got two you hit him with that polish respect bam bam and then you hit him with the pros that's in three baby that's in three my master i don't know what to tell you okay great um 2:49:39 Unknown_16: That's the stream. Thank you for watching. I have a special little meme song for the outro. I will see you guys next Friday. Stay busy. Be more productive and more useful than Liz Fong Jones. As always, every week. Unknown_16: Thanks for joining. Appreciate the big numbers today. Unknown_16: Take it easy. Bye-bye. Unknown_19: Some of the best moments that I've had inside of dungeons are because, oh shit, we're all going to die if we don't execute this perfectly. And we, we hardened up at that moment. We kicked some ass and we got to live. 2:50:13 Unknown_03: The master of flight Gone in a blink Out of our sight While we held the line You ran for the door Showed your true colors Roached to the core Monolo Yeah, that's your excuse But you had the jam You refused to use Ice barrier up While the group went down You ran like a coward A selfish clown Oh, you bleed We'll be right back. Unknown_03: Even your team will never last Blinking away, you're gone, no doubt When things get tough, you're roaching out Oh, roaching, roaching, that's your game Saving yourself, yeah, it's such a shame No spine to fight, no helping out And when we needed you, you roached out 2:51:17 Unknown_03: You shout, ex-Blizzard, like it makes you a star. Hacker for the feds, that's a stretch too far. Your stories unravel with every line. Truth's not your specialty, but Roachin's fine. Unknown_00: While the tanks stood firm and the healer fell, you just blinked away like, oh well. Unknown_03: Could have cast Frost Nova, but you ran. Watched us die, didn't give a damn. You wasted your mana, we all saw. Unknown_03: building while ops drew near. No blizzard, no help, just a hollow show. Leaving your team to the fatal blow. You're a roach in the dark, scattering fast. Leaving your team will never last. Blinking away, you're gone, no doubt. When things get tough, you're roaching out. Oh, roach and roach and that's your style. Running from trouble with a smirk and a smile. No spine to fight, no helping out. And when we I needed you, you roached out 2:52:32 Unknown_03: you're some god but heroes fight and you're just a fraud no frostbolt no blizzard just an empty claim blink into the exit play in your game or you left us for dead it's a pattern now never look back take a shallow bow the roach of the dungeon your legacy a Selfish mage, that's all we see You're a roach in the dark, scattering fast Leaving your team will never last Blinking away, you're gone no doubt When things get tough, you're roaching now Roaching, roaching, that's your move Leaving destruction, got nothing to prove No spine to fight, no helping out And when we needed you, you roached out Unknown_03: Yeah, you roached out, ran for the door, left us behind like you've done before. 2:53:30 Unknown_03: Thor, Pyre, whatever the name, a roach in the dungeon forever the same.