Story of Narcissa Wright 2018-10-17

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Unknown_03: How is this? Can you guys hear me? Is everything working finally? Oh, perfect. Perfect. This is my favorite song of all time. By far. Brings back some memories.

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Unknown_03: Well, I hope everybody's morning is doing fine. I hope everybody's doing well. It's 5 p.m. here, just the perfect time, perfect time to talk to myself and to talk with all of you. I hope you're all having a nice morning.

Unknown_03: Let's see, I have a full, I wanna see if I can,

Unknown_03: broadcast the sound the sound of my notebook which is full of notes about a fucking spastic um the spastic i'm not going to be too mean to because that would be bullying and this is not a bullying stream of course so i'm just going to throw this out there don't get mad I will be referring to them in the present tense as Narcissa, they, them pronouns, because I know for a fact, I know for a fact, my friends, that Narcissa Wright will be watching on the stream because Narcissa Wright watches everything about Narcissa Wright.

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Unknown_03: So, let's see, where do I even begin? I want to thank Melchett Smutley, somebody named Awu, Miss Segenation, Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, and Visitor for providing me with some clips. Narcissa Wright is not somebody that I personally am intimately familiar with. And I know many of you watching this don't really know all the drama with Narcissa Wright. So don't worry. Don't feel too bad. We're going to be doing this discovery together. In fact, there's some clips I have I haven't had the time to watch all the way through.

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Unknown_03: So my reaction to them is going to be genuine in its novelty.

Unknown_03: You've probably heard the name Narcissa. You've probably heard the name Cosmo before.

Unknown_03: And somebody asking, is Cosmo stream sniping? Cosmo will probably be stream sniping. Or Narcissa will probably be stream sniping. I've already fucked up. I've already fucked up. I'm sorry, I don't mean a dead name. I don't mean a dead name.

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Unknown_03: I'm sorry, YouTube, don't shut it down.

Unknown_03: Let's introduce Cosmo, actual Cosmo, the Cosmo of the past. Now, again, I'm bad at computers, so I'm going to try and insert a clip, hopefully so that I can hear it and then you can hear it. So when you start seeing this clip, I want you to tell me if you can hear it.

Unknown_03: Let's see, where do I want to start? I have like 12 of these.

Unknown_10: Let's do this. This is a little bit of an introduction. This is called the Cosmo Hop.

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Unknown_10: Hopefully you guys can hear that just fine.

Unknown_03: So, I know some people are going to be listening to this in the car, so just to explain this, this is a clip of Zelda and the Woodwinker from way back when.

Unknown_03: One of the games that Cosmo became famous for streaming.

Unknown_03: And if you don't know what speedrunning is, it's trying to beat the game as quickly as possible. So it's kind of showing a trick where you can beat a part of the map without losing a valuable quest item. That can help you get through the next part of the map very quickly. So the little trick he pulled was named the Cosmo Hop because he was the one who discovered it. And Cosmo was a very successful and very famous speedrunner and was an integral part of the community. People refer to him as an idol. A lot of people started speedrunning because Cosmo did it first.

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Unknown_03: And he was well-liked. Cosmo Wright was a very well-liked and respected member of the community. And let me show you a different clip that'll kind of give you an idea of what Cosmo was like just as a person, just kind of chilling out.

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Unknown_10: Where is it? I know you're here.

Unknown_10: I know you're here.

Unknown_10: Where the fuck did it go? I literally just downloaded it. Oh, I see.

Unknown_10: Oh, I remember.

Unknown_03: I figured it out. This was something I couldn't download because I wanted to show you guys more than just the clip itself. I wanted to show you the comments. So we're going to interact with this, if I can figure it out.

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Unknown_03: And there we go.

Unknown_07: My name is Cosmo Wright.

Unknown_03: And tell me if you guys can hear this as well.

Unknown_07: Ice bucket challenge. I'm going to dump this over my head. I'm a donate as well. I'm also nominating Trihex, Worcester and runner guy 2489 to take the ice bucket challenge.

Unknown_03: So that's Cosmo with his girlfriend, Adrian. And we're going to be talking about Adrian a little bit more in the future. But that's just him. That's just him doing some stuff, being a part of the community. And I really wanted to show you guys this, not as a video, but as a browser feature, because I want to show you guys the comments. The comments to this video are like frozen in time. It's like when you visit an ex-Soviet city, and it's still very Soviet. It feels like it's lost. Lost in time. So let's scroll down and check out the comments for this.

0:05:51
Unknown_03: That screamed, oh, and check out this is four years ago. That screamed, oh, only the manliest screams come from Cosmo. I don't think he realized how ironic that comment would be.

0:06:29
Unknown_03: Oh, these guys are making jokes about saving frames and stuff by doing certain things, and it's just a pun based on speedrunning and how they do tricks to beat the game faster, and how every second counts.

Unknown_03: Cosmo Hart, can't wait to see the Worcester Tri-Hex and Runner guy do this as well. Oh god, I want to see Worcester do this. So he's got friends, people know him, people see him as a part of the community, and this was only four years ago, where everybody, like, is your real name Cosmo right? It feels so strange reading these, because... These people have no idea what's right around the corner, and it's very sad, isn't it? Isn't it sad? And all of them are like this. I think this video has almost 100,000 views, and everybody's just happy. Everybody's happy. He even says in the video that he's donating the money to charity. People are like, what a great guy. What a stand-up guy this Cosmo Wright is.

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Unknown_03: So let me introduce you then to our second character in this study named Narcissorite.

Unknown_10: And I do have an abundance of things I can show you for this.

Unknown_03: Let's show you

Unknown_03: Let's go with this, because I think this is adequately... If you're wondering, I also have no fucking idea what this is about.

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Unknown_07: to the home-brewed Wii, the region-freed WAD, to the replacement joystick, to the hoary mini-pad, I can't- I think this is like a slam poetry thing, I really have no fucking idea. to the practice, the process, the save state, to the game shark, the game saver, the gecko code, to the cheating, the splicing, the policing, the audio waveform, my mind wanders,

Unknown_07: to the timer, the inconsistency, the dropped frames, to the bitrate, the capture card, the interlacing.

Unknown_03: It's about how depressing this being a speedrunner. Well, he seemed to be having a good time when he had friends and wasn't a fucking freak. These adapters are subtle, invisible, already in use.

Unknown_07: I see the grand decentralization of it all.

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Unknown_07: My mind wanders.

Unknown_03: I just I just like how it's set to Zelda To the PAL cartridge the patch to glitch the Japanese text speed to the turbo controller the rules the rules All the categories are arbitrary

Unknown_07: Yeah, I think the poetry is just about how he's not having fun anymore doing this.

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Unknown_03: He's not having fun, and it's all so abstract, you know? It's not something that he does for enjoyment. It's just something that he does because he does it. And it's kind of gay. And my thought is, if you're not having fun doing something, don't do it. maybe he's just too too into it now it's been too long it's been years and he's still a part of it he doesn't feel like he can do anything else but you know i know for a fact if i was doing something no matter how long i've been doing it if i stopped enjoying it i would stop fucking doing it like immediately but i mean that really sums up everything that there is to say about narcissism

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Unknown_03: Over the years, he's stopped enjoying streaming. He's stopped enjoying video games. He's stopped enjoying Let's Playing. And, you know, there's a reason for that. There's kind of... Again, I have my handy-dandy notebook here of all the clues. All the clues as to what happened to Cosmo.

Unknown_03: Let's start...

Unknown_03: Let's start with the simplest story, I guess. I'm just going to go ahead and drop this in and read parts of it. This is something that I've not read, but I know it's important. Transform screen. There we go.

0:10:36
Unknown_03: This is gonna get out one way or another, so I'm just gonna come out and say it. Cosmo and I aren't together anymore. It's mutual, we're in different places in our lives, and it's best that we separate for now. I originally was going to wait to say anything, but unfortunately people are pushy, especially since I haven't been around in the past few days, and I feel uncomfortable with the idea of lying for weeks on end.

Unknown_03: Uh...

Unknown_03: Yeah, it's just everything else is what was me. This is the person who was laughing in the other video. And Adrian is actually alleged...

0:11:08
Unknown_03: to have cut Cosmo. As Cosmo, not as Narcissa. Adrian left before the transition. And the story goes that Adrian wanted to dump him. And he couldn't handle that and said, look, let's just go to an open relationship to make things interesting. And the result of that was Adrian openly flirting with people at these speedrunning events. And it became kind of public knowledge that Adrian was fucking around with other guys while they were together.

Unknown_03: The end result is Cosmo was pretty crushed. Needless to say. But this is only one of four parts.

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Unknown_03: I mentioned the speedrunning community and how he was widely accepted into that in a well-liked person.

Unknown_03: But that in itself changed. There were some shifts in regards to his perception there.

Unknown_03: And I'll play this clip. This clip is...

Unknown_03: of Cosmo talking to somebody named Totodile Dundee. And this is what Cosmo and Totodile were talking about. And this is right before the transition as well.

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Unknown_07: Do you think it's productive to call me a whiny faggot, Totodile Dundee? What's the point of that? What's the point of saying that?

Unknown_07: Like, great fucking contribution, man. Fuck you, asshole. Jesus Christ. I'm just done with this shit.

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Unknown_03: That's a very small clip, but his relationship with his peers in the community kind of soured, and that had a large role in affecting how he felt about streaming. There was another event...

Unknown_03: Worth mentioning, his friend, female friend, Rachel Brake, threw herself off a bridge and she died. And this is like four different things were happening at once. You had the cuckoning, you had people in the community being rude to him, you had his girlfriend walking, or that's part of the cuckoning, but you have a female friend killing herself, and then widely attributed, this is considered by many to kind of be the breaking point in the Cosmo to Narcissa transformation.

0:13:41
Unknown_03: And it's painful to watch. I don't know how much commentary I can give over this because it's quite loud. I think many of you who know about Narcissa already know what's coming. And while this probably isn't the straw that broke the camel's back, in terms of the theater of life, I think this is. I think this is. 3, 2, 1, GO!

Unknown_17: So for those of you who are watching or listening in the car or something

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Unknown_03: This is a Nintendo World Tournament live event. So they're standing there in person playing this game. This is the release of Super Mario Maker. They're making custom levels and trying to speedrun it as much as possible. So it's a head-to-head competition with John Numbers and Cosmo Wright, two very famous people in the speedrunning community, attempting this live for the first time. And John Numbers is absolutely fucking destroying Cosmo Wright. Cosmo has not beaten the very first trap, and John Numbers is already on the second stage. and also a Nintendo World Championship trophy. Oh, no.

0:15:01
Unknown_17: Rolls through there. Oh, no. And now you mention there's different tactics.

Unknown_03: I've been corrected. John Numbers is a complete unknown. So he was not famous. He was just a stranger who happened to be competing at the live event for the first time. Nobody knew who he was. Whereas Cosmo was very famous already. And so this defeat is especially crushing. Because again, John Numbers is just absolutely shitting on Cosmo. And Cosmo is still stuck at the very first trap. While John Numbers is now on the third stage.

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Unknown_03: Now for those of you wondering, this is several minutes. I'm gonna watch it all because I don't want to skip through it. I just want you all to grieve. I want you to grieve. You don't have an option. Think about Cosmo right now. Think about how Cosmo is...

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Unknown_03: and uh how he feels because he's still at the first trap he is still at the first trap on the first stage and john numbers is already halfway through the third stage it is it is it's in bear it's hard to watch it's embarrassing to watch but he does not give up he just sits there and this is live they're standing next to each other on a fucking stage and this is happening and thousands of people are watching this and yes this is the the public reveal of super mario maker

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Unknown_03: So the Nintendo guys put together some custom stages in the software to show it off, what it could do. And they had some of the, what were supposed to be some of the best Mario players do it live in front of an audience for the title of the Nintendo live event. And John Numbers is absolutely destroying Cosmo right now. John, a few of these areas have looked like he's...

Unknown_03: The modern Mike Tyson versus Buster Douglas fight.

Unknown_03: No, there is a face cam for those of you who actually want to see what Cosmo looks like right now. Again, they're standing on a stage next to each other. And when this is over, they will actually meet each other on the stage. And that's what I want to wait to.

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Unknown_03: Ooh, I think this was 2015?

Unknown_03: I don't know for sure. Again, John Numbers is almost at the end of the final stage, I think. I think he's about to... There's a Bowser at the end of the stage.

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Unknown_02: There's Bowser.

Unknown_03: And Cosmo is at the second stage while John Numbers is basically kicking Bowser's ass right now. Bowser's down, the bridge is cut, and he is the winner of the Nintendo World event.

0:18:43
Unknown_03: There he is, some guy nobody knew until today.

Unknown_03: He looks like Waluigi. Like a real life Waluigi.

Unknown_03: There's Cosmo. Still is Cosmo. Perhaps the last appearance of Cosmo Wright. Come right this way. Let's hear it for Cosmo as well. What an incredible fighter.

0:19:23
Unknown_03: Now the comments on this video, by the way, are some of the best on YouTube as well. Because they're just like, have you ever beat somebody so bad they became a woman?

Unknown_03: It's just every comment is some fucking brutality just like that.

Unknown_03: No, he's not. I'm killing myself. I'm cutting my dick off. Actually, you know what? That's a great segue. You know what a person needs after a shocking defeat like that? You know what they need?

0:19:57
Unknown_10: They need a big bottle of Soylent.

Unknown_03: Ah, yeah. Everybody knows. Everybody in chat knows that the soy's coming. Okay, this is...

Unknown_03: Ooh, do I want to get into this before I get into the high score? Yeah, let's do it. I want to talk about the soy. I want to talk about the soy. And I can't turn on Super Chat because I don't have a thousand subscribers, so please subscribe so I can get a couple pennies a stream.

Unknown_03: No, this is an actual real-life picture of Narcissa Wright's fridge, packed to the brim with soy. And I want to know, chat, I want you to tell me, chat, do you think... That weirdo trannies are attracted to Soylent or do you think that Soylent is a poison that turns you into a weirdo tranny? I want to hear what you guys think is it? Press 1 for trannies like soy press 2 for soy turns you into a tranny I've seen a lot of twos.

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Unknown_10: Oh my god.

Unknown_10: Oh my god the twos.

Unknown_03: Oh That's funny

0:21:12
Unknown_03: That's funny.

Unknown_03: I'm going to go off script. I have something I want to show you guys. I guess it's on the topic of soy.

Unknown_03: Yeah, this is off topic, but I definitely want to watch this with you guys, because I think we're in the mood. I think we're in the mood for it. Let me switch over my audio.

Unknown_03: get rid of this we're gonna watch a video together for science hi i'm neil degrasse so this is black science man and he is with uh the owner of soy who is founder and ceo of soylent a meal replacement product is the audio fine everything okay So this guy is an engineer.

0:22:13
Unknown_03: I'm going to skip through some of this. This guy is an engineer who invented Soylent. And Neil deGrasse Tyson is basically... You can't... Okay, let me cut it back up.

Unknown_21: That's crazy.

Unknown_21: How's this? How's this? It was a huge market.

Unknown_01: So how did you get initial funding to do this? So were you using your savings?

Unknown_03: OK, perfect.

Unknown_01: Let's get through this.

Unknown_03: I don't want to hear their hello. He's basically saying that he's an engineer and he knew that people in the tech industry really wanted to have a meal replacement. So they're kind of just going through and they're talking about it too much.

0:22:48
Unknown_03: Should have had a time code ready, but.

Unknown_21: much more difficult than to have something that tasted strongly of sement.

Unknown_01: So this will define forevermore what Soylent tastes like for me? Yes. Okay. He doesn't look like he's enjoying it.

Unknown_01: A little, some of it reminds me of kaopectate. For diarrhea, you take kaopectate. This doesn't have the same flavor. Oh, I'm sorry, I have to have, actually I have to have Firefox open, I think, for it to stream. The urge to participate in this brilliant exercise in food is not bigger than wanting this to taste awesome. Yeah. You know, we have another flavor. I don't know.

0:23:21
Unknown_03: To me, it was just funny that Neil deGrasse Tyson was streaming with this guy. And he basically says that they made a drink that has no flavor whatsoever, but it has a lot of nutrients. And they're saying, like, this is like the cure to hunger. If we figure out how to get the macros and micros just right, we can replace every meal with this. And if there's a catastrophe, we can airdrop Soylent on a beach and everybody can drink it. and i don't know my mom is like a weird witch she's like a witch who really likes all natural and she hates the words food engineer specifically for a like this i don't know what the they're doing i don't know if it's unhealthy or healthy or not i wouldn't drink it And I wouldn't let anybody I love fucking drink it. But I can't say for sure if it's poison or not. Probably is. I don't trust this guy. Look at him. Looks like a killer.

0:24:27
Unknown_03: See if there's anything else in this.

Unknown_03: screaming kids.

Unknown_01: When I see an actual teacher, it's like, oh, I'm not worthy. Oh, but you were like the world's coolest teacher. Yeah, this interview is awkward as fuck. No, I got good material. The universe is good material. See, I think this is a good part. You think that's the future? Absolutely.

Unknown_01: And you got the full, as you would say, the vertical integration of the production of this in mind. Exactly.

0:24:58
Unknown_01: And you think that's the future?

Unknown_21: Absolutely. Eventually I'd like to get to the point, and I'm focusing on protein right now, to produce everything with single solid organisms. Calories comes from the sun at some point.

Unknown_03: Oh, yeah, he's basically saying that he wants to completely remove all the plants and animals involved in food production and just make it some kind of vat that produces the shit that you need.

Unknown_03: I don't know. I fucking hate this shit, guys.

Unknown_01: I really do. I don't trust it.

Unknown_03: Get it out of my face.

Unknown_03: Don't like it.

Unknown_03: I don't trust that fucking guy to put everything into my body that he says I need. I just don't trust that shit whatsoever.

0:25:30
Unknown_03: Yeah, no, it's literally bacterial slime for people like Narcissa Wright to subsist on, and it's just sad. Oh!

Unknown_03: Oh!

Unknown_03: Let's get back on track. We're talking about a crazy person.

Unknown_03: Let's see what Narcissa has to say about Sway, guys. Let's see what they have to say.

Unknown_07: I just got my coffee shipment in. I was going to say in the mail, but it's just like these big boxes. It's like a shipment. But yeah, I'm about to try it. And I have not refrigerated it or anything. I got you.

0:26:04
Unknown_03: I got you.

Unknown_07: It's coming back up.

Unknown_07: This is just trying it unrefrigerated. I know it probably tastes better when it's refrigerated, but it doesn't matter to me that much.

Unknown_03: No, I don't have their first coming out as Narcissa. Nobody sent me that clip. If you want to post that in the Discord chat and at me, I would really appreciate that. I would love to watch that for the first time with everybody.

0:26:41
Unknown_07: There's no lid on it the regular Soylent has like a has like a Right here, there's like a seal and there's no seal on the coffees All right, well it's a different color and it smells kind of like coffee and it smells kind of good They have the biggest front teeth gap I've ever seen like a fucking chipmunk with that shit I

Unknown_03: Look, she's chugging it. Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug.

Unknown_03: Oh my God, they're downing the entire fucking bottle. No.

0:27:43
Unknown_10: it helps with dilation it's like that sargon clip narcissus need more soylent more estrogen but um it has caffeine and l-theanine i don't know how to pronounce this but apparently it like hey what does it do

Unknown_03: So this is like the worst product advertisement I can ever possibly think of. You know what I mean?

Unknown_03: Okay, if you were Soylent, would you want your product associated with this person? Yes or no? One for yes, perfect advertisement for Soylent. Two for no.

Unknown_10: Don't want your product anywhere near that thing.

Unknown_10: And somebody sent me this.

0:28:36
Unknown_10: I see a lot of ones.

Unknown_03: I see a lot of savvy businessmen.

Unknown_03: I guess that's the target audience, right? If you want to look like Narcissa Wright, you fucking chug that soy. You chug that soy, because that's what's going to make you into a beautiful woman.

Unknown_03: There's actually two ingredients to being a beautiful woman, to be honest. First is the soylent, but second, you need a little bit of medical assistance sometimes.

Unknown_03: Need a little bit of help.

Unknown_03: I'm being told that this is how they came out, by the way. It wasn't a video. It was this eulogy.

0:29:09
Unknown_03: This tweet eulogy for Cosmo Wright. Everybody press F. Press F for Cosmo Wright.

Unknown_10: Okay, so...

Unknown_03: I'm chugging something, too. I'm chugging sparkling water. Here in the motherland, they don't have bottled water for some reason. They only have carbonated water. And there's a bunch of different brands, and I've tried them all out, and I now have my favorite brand of carbonated water.

0:29:42
Unknown_03: But, you know, Narcisse had something to gain. It's not Soylent. They don't allow Soylent in the motherland. Putin doesn't want Soylent. He knows what's in it. He knows that they're turning the frogs gay with the Soylent.

Unknown_03: Cosmo really wanted a sponsorship. And I threw this on the foreground. Let's throw it in the background.

Unknown_03: This is a compilation of, I think, from Reddit or something, where they're basically like, sponsor me Soylent. Sponsor me Soylent because I imbibe your product and I love it.

0:30:27
Unknown_03: And for years, actually, I think for years,

Unknown_03: He was trying to get sponsorship from this company, was tweeting at them for years, was sending them emails, and eventually they got a response. Now, I've not watched this video from start to finish. I kind of know what's inside of it, but I've not watched it from start to finish. So it's only a couple minutes. We're going to watch this together, my friends. We're going to watch it together.

0:31:06
Unknown_03: I'm going to get faster at this one day. But for now, I've just got to stomp my fat fingers around to try and find these videos.

Unknown_03: There we go. Soylent video. That sounds promising.

Unknown_07: Wow. All right. Check out this exchange, I guess.

Unknown_07: OK. So here's the first three emails of the exchange.

Unknown_20: So this is me to Soylent.

Unknown_07: I heard Soylent sponsors gamers. That's really cool. I pretty much live off Soylent right now. Haha. And I don't know how the sponsorship thing works or whatever, but... That seems really cool. I stream on Twitch and I've done a lot of amazing gaming things and want to continue to do more amazing things. I think being sponsored would be kind of cool. I don't know. I don't know what being sponsored even means, but I was told to reach out and so here I am. So that's the first email from me. So this is Narcissa trying to get sponsorship with Soylent on top of all the tweets and other contacts they made.

0:32:12
Unknown_03: Okay, so I get a response back.

Unknown_03: What does Soylent got to say?

Unknown_07: Hello, I'm Connor, Soylent's brand marketing manager. Currently we sponsor a few streamers and there's four links. Basically, we would want to know your average stream numbers and if we can hammer out a monthly cost slash product that works for both of us so we can set up a streaming partnership. How does that sound to you?

Unknown_07: So that's the response to me. And then I was like,

Unknown_07: It's like, oh, they want to know about my stream numbers. So here's the email I sent back to them.

0:32:44
Unknown_03: Oh, no, Narcissus said, no, wait a minute.

Unknown_07: Ah, my average stream numbers, dot, dot, dot. I used to be the biggest speedrun streamer on Twitch.

Unknown_03: Oh, no.

Unknown_07: Averaged 5,000 plus with Zelda speedruns. But I had to take a step back and reevaluate what I enjoy about streaming, doing a lot of self-reflection. So I spent a year playing Smash Wii U. What the fuck? Lost most of my viewer base. What?

Unknown_03: This is like a red flag. Like, don't sponsor me. Whatever you do, do not sponsor me.

Unknown_07: I can really get going on my passion projects, and the numbers will rise again. You probably didn't want to hear that. I'm a spoiled bitch who does as she pleases.

0:33:21
Unknown_03: Oh, no!

Unknown_07: I can play something I don't enjoy anymore.

Unknown_07: So that was the email I sent to them.

Unknown_03: Yeah, is Soylent made from people? Because I think Narcissa has that brain disorder you get from fucking cannibalism at this point.

0:33:54
Unknown_03: Want to go outside? You are all done here.

Unknown_03: That's very apropos. Whatever the fuck they call that imp.

Unknown_03: Is this the end of it? I hope it's not the end.

Unknown_09: Narcissa, tell me your secret.

Unknown_07: Well, they didn't want me to play anything in particular. They just wanted high numbers on the stream. And I was like, well, my numbers aren't high right now because I refuse to, like, bend to other people's will.

0:34:27
Unknown_07: But I will fucking be huge in the future. That's basically what the point of the email was.

Unknown_07: And by the end of it... Even better help doesn't line up. Yeah.

Unknown_07: you can have a month of free Soylent but or I think they wanted me to like I don't know they just gave me a month's worth of Soylent and that's it only a month only a month it's like a like desperately craving the nectar of life

0:35:08
Unknown_03: Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease. Yes, that's the cannibalism disorder when you eat, like, neurons or something.

Unknown_03: It starts giving you the shakes when the cannibals in Africa start getting the shakes from eating people.

Unknown_03: What else I got? What else I got?

Unknown_03: Oh, I have completely missed over a little bit of side drama.

Unknown_03: This is a bit of an aside, but I think people will like it. Let's just take a look at something real quick.

Unknown_03: Okay, so this is more of a story than a feature. What happened is when Cosmo first became Narcissa, they wanted to make a high score table. Because again, they're still part of the Let's Play community or the speedrun community. And a huge thing that motivates people in the speedrun community is...

0:35:40
Unknown_03: having people show off your high scores, because what's the point of getting a high score? What's the point of breaking down a game to the molecular level so that you can beat it in a couple minutes, something that should take you an hour, if you don't get to talk and share your stats? So Cosmo got involved in starting up a high score site. And one of the sites that Narcissa owned the domain to was ZeldaSpeedrun.com. Is it ZeldaSpeedrun.com?

0:36:21
Unknown_03: ZeldaLet'sPlays.com, but Narcissa did not manage it, and eventually fell out of favor with the people who did run it, all while advertising that they were going to make their own high score table for speedrunners at some point. Well, after months and months of not putting out their high score site, somebody named Chronic Keys made their own called congrats.io. And when they put this site out, Narcissa took it personally and got their fans to harass Chronic Keys into taking down their high score table.

0:37:02
Unknown_03: and gave speedrun.com or speedruns.com a blessing instead of putting up their own, at least for a while. And when they shut down, when he shut down the zeldaletsplays.com site, he actually went ahead and bought zeldaletsplays.org and .net specifically to stifle them out of

Unknown_03: ever being able to re-host their community. Well, the speedruns.com site that they had endorsed actually picked them up. And now I think it's Zelda.speedruns.com. And I think that takes you to the site. Yes, it does. So Zelda.speedruns.com is where they migrated to after Narcissa decided to fuck with them and take down their site arbitrarily just because he happened to have the domain name for it. Well, eventually, scorned but not giving up, Narcissa made their own high score table just to kind of try and rub it in. Let's see what that looks like real quick.

0:37:38
Unknown_10: Hello, YouTube.

0:38:09
Unknown_07: How you doing?

Unknown_07: I've uploaded 30 Mario Maker levels now, and I plan on uploading a lot more.

Unknown_07: And I've created a website where you can see the rankings for my levels. You can see who has the records.

Unknown_07: And currently Jumpman is in the lead.

Unknown_07: And I dare you to get some prestigious speedrun world records. WORLD RECORDS!

0:38:42
Unknown_07: On my levels. So if you're interested in that, then check the link in the description.

Unknown_07: And that's pretty much it. Happy 2016.

Unknown_03: Look at that face, baby. Look at that face.

Unknown_03: It's like... It reminds me of that book. From when I was a kid, I think it's called Where the Sidewalk Ends, and there's that really creepy looking thing, long hair thing with the weird looking face that's super pale. I don't know what it's called, but that fucking face with the color whiteout and shit is just too much.

0:39:17
Unknown_03: Um, yeah, people say there was a drama with other people that were running high score tables. I ate your pie, I think was the name that was mentioned in chat. But basically, uh, Cosmo or Narcissa went out of their way to fuck over absolutely everybody that they could, uh, on their way out the door.

Unknown_03: And the result of that is absolutely nobody wants to be friends with them because they did as much as they could to, uh, ensure that nobody wanted to be around them.

Unknown_03: Let's see. I got some other stuff.

Unknown_03: Let's... Let's... I mentioned before this wasn't a bully stream, right? We're not bullies here. We're just talking. We're going over some history. Speedrunning is very important.

0:39:54
Unknown_03: I don't know if I have the balls to do this on livestream, but I'm in the mood to humiliate myself, so let's go ahead and do it.

Unknown_03: I want to...

Unknown_03: I want you guys to join hands because we're going to do something.

Unknown_10: We're going to pray. Because sometimes, sometimes a person can't get help.

0:40:31
Unknown_03: They need supernatural help. And we all need to join hands and pray to Yahuwah to expel this demon from this poor child of Yahuwah.

Unknown_03: Demon! Leave this child! Be gone, Demon! Be gone!

Unknown_02: Hallelujah!

0:41:04
Unknown_02: He is cured! The spiritual healing!

Unknown_03: Just in case, I don't know if you guys heard, but at the end of that, he just farts. He just farts on live stream.

Unknown_03: When I first saw that clip, I about fucking pissed myself laughing. It's the greatest fucking thing I've ever seen. Let me see something real quick before I continue, because I have a couple more.

0:41:37
Unknown_03: A couple more things I want to show. OK. Yeah, let's go ahead and watch some more clips. I got the downfall on my handy dandy notebook. On the handy dandy notebook, guys, I have the downfall. So let's play some downfall clips. As if that wasn't depressing enough. As if that wasn't the downfall in and of itself.

0:42:12
Unknown_03: Okay, I'm going to play something nobody else... Nobody tell anybody about this, okay? Oh, yeah.

Unknown_03: So this is Cosmo, a man. I'm putting that out there. This is a man live streaming. This got Cosmo in some trouble. This male creature.

Unknown_03: This actually got them banned from Twitch. Just between you and me.

Unknown_03: Now we're going to go back to Narcissa, who was a woman. That was Cosmo, who was a man. We're going back to Narcissa, the woman.

Unknown_03: Oh, Narcissa, the woman, still does live streams, right? Well, what is Narcissa, the woman, live stream about? Well, sometimes they play games. Sometimes they literally live stream themselves sleeping, which got them banned from Twitch as well.

0:42:53
Unknown_03: Oh yeah, they showed porn on Twitch. That got them in trouble as well.

Unknown_03: I played this last week, but let's watch it together again. I think it's short. Short and sweet.

0:43:36
Unknown_03: This is what they do. And they're kind of enveloped in this shroud of supporters who encourage them no matter what. I don't know if you can see that chat on the right-hand side, but there are people like, you know, this is okay, it's okay to cry, it's okay to have sad moments. I don't know why they're encouraging them to do this.

Unknown_03: Narcissa actually goes out of their way to ban people who are supportive of them while allowing trolls to flourish.

Unknown_03: So the moral of the story really is don't ever support Narcissa.

Unknown_03: And the Discord link is in the chat, is in the description.

0:44:09
Unknown_03: But they just go through and they read things that make them miserable, and they don't make any changes.

Unknown_07: The dopamine hits of getting attention.

Unknown_03: Getting attention is like chugging down a bottle of soy. It's the most pleasurable experience that a person can have, that a woman can experience.

Unknown_03: The moral of the story is don't drink soy.

Unknown_03: It is funny just to think of it like that. Like, it's just soy. If he didn't drink the fucking soy, he would have been fine. All you had to do, Cosmo, was not drink the fucking soy.

0:44:50
Unknown_03: You know it was turning the frogs gay, Cosmo. You knew. I warned you.

Unknown_03: And since this stream doesn't have much conversation, I'll drop this on top. It'll be a double feature.

Unknown_03: We'll get twice the content, the quality content.

Unknown_03: This is a user named Awu, who went ahead and compiled every one of those YouTube links that you see right there. That is actually a video by Cosmo, by Narcissa, on...

0:45:27
Unknown_03: On YouTube, that they made reading Kiwi Farms and just replying to posts. So, like, I guess that's maybe 12, 15 different links that are just this shit. Response to Warsmith Kroger on Kiwi Farms. And it's just them reading shit that makes them miserable, but they don't do anything. Narcissist makes no changes whatsoever to their life.

Unknown_03: They just cry and read the fucking forum. I don't understand. How did somebody who was so well-liked, who was so beloved in their community, stoop to this?

0:46:02
Unknown_03: Is it just the soy? Can soy do this to a person?

Unknown_03: Let's move this out of the way so you can see that crying. I want you to see that crying, guys.

0:46:47
Unknown_03: Poor thing.

Unknown_10: Poor thing. What can you do? I think there's one last segment.

Unknown_03: One last segment. One last thing I can go over before I call it curtains. Actually, I want to take on some people.

Unknown_03: I'm going to show this last thing.

Unknown_03: And then I'm going to actually right now on the Discord channel, if you join the Discord channel, I'm going to change the settings on the call line so people will be able to join the call line real quick.

0:47:23
Unknown_03: And then after that, we're going to go ahead and watch an introduction to the latest phase of the Narcissa story. It's still evolving, and if you're on the Discord channel, it's the top one that says call line. It's above everything else. Okay, let's take a look at something that somebody made for Narcissa in this latest phase, the latest and greatest phase.

Unknown_10: I hope that's it.

Unknown_10: I don't know why I named, like, three different things intros, though.

0:48:10
Unknown_10: Oh, no. That wasn't it. I'm glad I didn't play that.

Unknown_03: There we go. This is the good stuff.

Unknown_07: Bloodsports is the only way forward under late capitalism.

0:48:43
Unknown_07: What's up, motherfucker?

Unknown_03: The latest and greatest addition to the IBS is Narcissa Wright. In the ring, weighing 85 pounds, 50% soy by volume, it is Narcissa Wright. You guys better watch out. You saw how Cosmo Wright paired up against John Numbers. You guys are fucked. You're talking about a real fighter. Okay, I talked to this one guy right before the stream, and he showed me this. It's To kind of give you an idea. I had no fucking idea Narcissa was actually doing this. But apparently he is. And there's a little clip that I have just to kind of show you what it's like to be in the Narcissa Bloodsports. This ain't your Ethan Ralph shit. This ain't your fucking Mr. Mediocre shit. This is Narcissa fucking right.

0:49:16
Unknown_10: Doing it right.

Unknown_10: I NEED TO HEAR THE LOGICAL DEBATE- Okay, here.

Unknown_00: Listen- Listen the fuck up, Hetero. Shut the hell up. For one fucking second. He sounds like a girl. I don't give a fuck if I sound like a girl. Listen. Okay. This is what you need to fucking do, alright? Okay, I want you to- I want you to- See that little phone button? That little phone button right there with the X on it? Yeah, press that right the fuck now.

0:49:50
Unknown_18: What's with all these underage kids on your server, uh, Colin? That's so weird. You got all these underage kids working with you. Oh, hey, I don't think I'm underage.

Unknown_00: I just turned 18 a couple of days ago.

Unknown_10: Oh, wow.

Unknown_00: Yeah, so how about you fucking fact-check things? I'm pretty sure that most alt-rightists like yourself don't tend to do that. Your info war's bullshit.

0:50:24
Unknown_03: Fucking alt-righters. So you have Narcissa.

Unknown_03: You have Narcissa in there. I guess, can we call Narcissa a groomer? Is that appropriate language now? Are we going to call people who have an army of sub-18-year-olds doing shit for them groomers? Because I think that's more of a groomer than Mr. Mediocre. He needs to step his fucking game up because Narcissa Wright's kicking his ass with the grooming game.

Unknown_03: All right. There's actually one other thing that I wanted to do.

0:51:01
Unknown_03: And I might look like a fool for doing this, but we're gonna do it anyways.

Unknown_10: This... This is Narcissa Wright.

Unknown_03: Right now, live on air, I'd like to introduce you to Narcissa Wright.

Unknown_03: This is what they do every day.

Unknown_03: And actually, I'm surprised they're actually playing a game. I know they play a lot of Splatoon. I haven't personally seen them play Splatoon. It's usually literally just Narcissa Wright staring like that, like they're doing right now. Staring at the camera with an almost sort of dead-eyed look. But when they're not doing that, they're either sleeping or they're playing Splatoon. All that shit about fucking speedruns and shit's over.

0:51:38
Unknown_03: I'm also really sad that...

Unknown_03: for a while there's usually a counter like literally saying how much money they have in the bank account and like counting down like if you guys don't give me money to replenish my bank account for the next month I'm not going to be able to do streams anymore and people do it those fucking 18 year olds that you just heard they actually fucking do it so that Narcissa Wright can drink Soylent and stare dead-eyed at their camera for 16 hours a day literally

0:52:26
Unknown_03: Wow, what a mess.

Unknown_10: So let's try to take a call.

Unknown_03: I'm going to take a call, and I want you guys to tell me if they can hear him. Let's start with, I don't trust Dynastia.

Unknown_03: Dynastia, what are you doing?

Unknown_03: Hey, Josh. What's up?

Unknown_15: Hey, Joshy, what's up?

Unknown_03: I've never heard you speak before. This is actually quite strange. You get to share this moment with 200 people. Is that something to say?

0:52:58
Unknown_15: That's weird there's an echo. Oh no, I just wanted to say... Yeah, I wanted to say Melcher is a toilet slut.

Unknown_15: Oh!

Unknown_03: I can't believe you waited that long just to say that.

Unknown_15: That's pretty much all I had to say.

Unknown_03: Thank you. Thank you, Dynastia. Yes, Melchett is a toilet slut. Thank you. Thank you. Nobody except people from the forum is going to know what that means. And even then, like half of them don't know what that means.

Unknown_03: Yeah, take it easy.

0:53:36
Unknown_03: Akujen.

Unknown_10: Akujen. What's up?

Unknown_03: How's it going, man?

Unknown_10: Pretty good.

Unknown_03: Can people hear? Let me check. Can they...

Unknown_10: Can I hear the Discord say something?

Unknown_10: It's okay to be white.

Unknown_10: People would disagree with you on that.

Unknown_03: Your name has literally broken my display and I can't fix it because it's so fucking long.

Unknown_04: Yeah, to fix that you'd need to fiddle with other things that you won't have time to do now. Do you have an opinion on Narcissa?

0:54:12
Unknown_04: Oh, that's just fucking tragic, man.

Unknown_03: Do you feel bad? Do you feel worse than you did when you started watching the stream?

Unknown_04: I do, I feel. But I'm now a little bit more... I now have all of my presupposed ideas about Soy Confirmed.

Unknown_03: Oh, so you're on the side that thinks it's a poison that's killing people and making them weirdo trainees.

Unknown_04: Oh yeah, did you read that thing that I linked you? No, I didn't see it. In the chat?

0:54:43
Unknown_03: Is it a... Oh, the witch?

Unknown_04: No, no, no, not the witch.

Unknown_03: I'll throw that up so everybody can see what I'm talking about. It's pretty funny.

Unknown_10: Yeah, it's literally poison. You say there's a study?

Unknown_10: uh yeah um it's uh where is it yeah it's from harvard nutritional source it's literally um produces estrogen like qualities in the body what the the soy yeah most people know that soy soy has a slight estrogen effect i don't know like i heard it's good for prostates and stuff i guess when you drink it to literally replace your meals it's a bit too much

0:55:29
Unknown_04: Yeah, well, you know, you take a male body, you pump it full of estrogen through soy, and you get this.

Unknown_20: You get the Wicked Witch?

Unknown_04: Yeah, pretty much.

Unknown_03: All right, well, I'm going to mark you down for anti-soy. Thank you for calling in, Akagen. It's always nice talking to you.

Unknown_04: No worries, man.

Unknown_03: Let's see. Let's go with Manly Chicken. Manly Chicken. Manly Chicken.

Unknown_03: What are your thoughts on Narcissa? Oh, you're muted. You know the rules, motherfucker. Make sure your mic is unmuted. I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna wait on you to fix it on the air. Valkyria. Valk.

0:56:08
Unknown_06: Hey, man. How you doing?

Unknown_03: Pretty good. What's up?

Unknown_06: Oh, not a lot. Just watching this Miss Havisham shit show. Do you have any particular feelings about Narcissa?

Unknown_03: No.

Unknown_06: Gas it. Gas it. Nuken from orbit.

Unknown_03: Gas it. Nuken from orbit. We can't talk about gassing Narcissa. You can beat him up in Minecraft, but you can't gas him.

Unknown_06: No rods of god here, damn.

Unknown_06: No, Jesus Christ. We don't call them toilet sluts here. We call them shitter critters. They're the hookers that hang out in the toilets at strip clubs.

0:56:40
Unknown_03: No, no. The nastiest thing with the toilet slut is, like, I don't know why, people just started calling Melchetta toilet for some reason, and they still do.

Unknown_03: No, she's not like a shitter crater. She's literally a slutty toilet. Just a slutty toilet. It's like that SCP about the slutty doorknob.

Unknown_06: Yeah, oh, oof. That's cute.

0:57:13
Unknown_03: Yeah, thanks. Anything else?

Unknown_06: No, just soy is cancer. Switch as quick as possible. If you're one of those people who's fucking drinking it like it's milk, don't.

Unknown_03: Do you have a product suggestion?

Unknown_06: Almond milk.

Unknown_03: Almond milk. That's a good pick.

Unknown_06: Almond milk. It doesn't produce phytoestrogens in the body. It's great shit. All right.

Unknown_03: Well, thank you very much.

Unknown_06: Take care, buddy.

Unknown_03: I see AlphaGod in the call line, and AlphaGod was the person in that last clip I played with the Internet Bloodsports.

0:57:46
Unknown_03: And, yeah, they probably have a lot more to say, so I'm going to save them after I take a call. Let's go with, I guess, Visitor.

Unknown_03: Visitor.

Unknown_03: Yo.

Unknown_09: What's up? I just want to say I'm here entirely of my own volition to say there's nothing wrong with soy. Keep buying soy. Keep drinking soy.

Unknown_03: Do you also love the nation of Israel?

Unknown_09: Yes. I came here just to clear up. There's some disinformation going down on the stream, and I just can't have that.

Unknown_03: Disinformation. Soy is good for you. Drink as much as possible, and God bless Israel and God's chosen people. Is that the gist? God bless. All right. Well, thanks for calling in.

0:58:21
Unknown_10: Okay, let's go with... How much taco?

Unknown_14: I know that name.

Unknown_03: How much taco?

Unknown_14: All right. All I want to say is that I want to espouse the truth about whole D milk. It's the best milk.

Unknown_14: Fuck your almond milk. Fuck your soy milk. What's whole D milk? Just the whole milk.

Unknown_03: Oh, whole vitamin D milk. Okay. I was like, what the fuck is a holdy milk?

0:58:52
Unknown_14: Yeah, like, I just say holdy, I don't know, I just, like, it has a big fucking letter D and it's red. Well, here, I happen to be a milk aficionado, and when I first moved here, everything's in fucking Russian, right?

Unknown_03: And I'm trying to find milk, it's called moloko in Russian, but I didn't know that, and I was looking through it, and I kept buying this shit called kefir. I'm like, this milk is fucking bad, why is this milk, why is every bottle of milk here fucking bad? And then I realized that kefir is literally sour milk that they sell and people drink. And it's apparently good for your digestive system, but I wouldn't fucking drink it.

0:59:24
Unknown_14: Isn't that like fermented milk? Like people get drunk off that shit like in Kazakhstan or whatever?

Unknown_03: Oh, God, I have no fucking idea. I'm sure they do. These people here are crazy.

Unknown_14: Well, I hope you enjoy your stay at the Holiday Inn.

Unknown_03: The Holiday Inn. I'll drink as much Holdi Moloko as I can. Thank you. Thank you for your tip.

Unknown_03: Oh, speaking of Russia, Privyet.

Unknown_10: Hello. What's up?

0:59:58
Unknown_13: Privyet. How are you? How are you?

Unknown_03: I'm glad we have fucking representation here to talk down my... It's fucking... How do you drink it? Do you actually drink that shit from the bottle?

Unknown_13: Yes. Yes, it's great.

Unknown_03: Oh, you fucker. It's really good.

Unknown_13: Fucking... That's some... Suka.

Unknown_15: Suka blia.

Unknown_13: Okay. Narcissa is a beautiful woman, and you should all appreciate her. That's all I'm going to say. Drink more milk.

1:00:33
Unknown_03: Another one of God's chosen people, this time from Russia, to espouse the lies that Khafir is good milk and Narcissa writes a beautiful woman. Thank you. Thank you, G-D. Bye. Take it easy.

Unknown_03: Let's see. Woman... Woman Disrespecter. Woman Disrespecter.

Unknown_03: Three, two, one, and... Okay, sorry.

Unknown_10: Rook. Rook.

1:01:05
Unknown_10: Rook.

Unknown_10: Rook.

Unknown_10: Freedom.

Unknown_10: No, you're muted. Stop being muted, you fuckers.

Unknown_03: Drunk Jedi Master. Hey. What's up?

Unknown_05: Oh, I remember Cosmo back in the fucking day. I actually played games like a Why does this faggot have his nails painted?

Unknown_05: Why?

1:01:35
Unknown_03: Did he have his nails painted back in the day?

Unknown_05: Oh, yes.

Unknown_03: That's kind of gay. Yes, that's exactly my thought. When I was a teenager and I worked fast food, I fell asleep one time with my friends, and one of the girls I was with painted my nails. And I came into work to pick up my paycheck, and my boss was like, Josh, why are your fucking nails painted pink? I just said, I'm finally as beautiful as I feel. Then I got about to drop laughing. It just reminded me of my childhood back before the Kiwi farm is when I could paint my nails and walk into a Whataburger to get paste of. Yeah. Thanks for calling in. I think I've called everybody else already. I moved them out.

1:02:15
Unknown_10: Alpha God.

Unknown_18: Hey, I'm right here. Just give me like five seconds. I'm actually trying to convince Cosmo to get on here.

Unknown_03: Oh, yeah. If Cosmo wants to come on and talk, I'm all for it.

Unknown_10: How exciting.

Unknown_10: I guess I should hide this picture of Narcissa next to the witch.

1:02:51
Unknown_18: That picture, that's a killer picture right there. That's pretty good. Did you say you're blind? This shit is just too much, dude.

Unknown_03: Yeah, are they going to get on, or did you say they blocked him?

Unknown_18: I don't think he's going to get on.

Unknown_18: Did he respond, or did he not respond? He was trying really hard not to respond for the past, well, ever since he started the stream.

Unknown_18: He knows. He checks the discourse. Like you said, he has his eyes open.

Unknown_03: I'm sure he's watching that. This motherfucker's only got nine viewers. I'm going to post it and chat myself. I'm doing this. Hold up.

1:03:24
Unknown_18: Yeah, I tried to tell him that you were streaming his stream, and I don't know what his deal is, honestly.

Unknown_03: Yeah, people are using, uh... I used she. I'm sorry. I know I did. It's like walking on fucking mines around here, because I don't know what pronoun to use at any given time. It's a fucking mess. But how long have you known Cosmo? Because you're somebody who, uh... Who appeared to... Like, uh... A couple... What?

Unknown_18: Has it been now, like, three or four months or something? Whenever he did that, uh... Uh, B.O.T. What is it? Breath of the Wild stream? He just constantly gets trolled and shit. And I just fucking around. So I was just going on the chat one day, troll, typically trolling like an asshole. And he's challenging people to go in and talk to him. And I did. And you know, this guy's a fucking human being, but he's really losing the definition day by day.

1:03:56
Unknown_18: The more you try to like understand him and reason with him, the more you feel lost yourself. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Unknown_18: So sometimes you just feel you want to give up and stuff. But I think it's too 30 years old. A lot of the stuff he's did and doesn't regret. He doesn't feel like or he doesn't show any aspirations to change. You know what I mean? Every person he's surrounded with are all trying to like keep him down and just tell him like, oh, it's OK to do nothing and be nothing.

1:04:28
Unknown_18: What did kind of shock me, though, is it I mean, it did take practice, but he ended up actually listening to some sort of critics and whatnot. There is that little bit of doubt, but not enough to call for any drastic change. Dude, he's done. It's just too much, man. It honestly opened my eyes with the trans shit and the fucking video game shit. It's just, I don't know, man. It goes deep.

1:05:02
Unknown_03: Yeah. Well, you said, did you only start following Narcissa after they did the IBS stuff? Is that why you were so interested in that?

Unknown_18: Well, I called him in before there was Bloodsports, and then I told him, I was like, there's nothing bad with confronting the people that disagree with you, you know? I feel like that's the one thing that he didn't do. And so some random guy called in and was like, oh, yeah, you should, like, monetize the autism. Like, I guess the idea was to make Bloodsports and have everyone call in and humiliate the trolls, you know, make the trolls look bad. Yeah. But that didn't work out, obviously.

1:05:39
Unknown_03: sit around for a second I'll pull in the other yeah if you have any actual like because I'm fucking I'm a stastic and I smoke a lot but if you have questions just like ask me and I'll fucking answer that shit let's see what other people got might have a question woman disrespect or you're muted never good at this three two one real kraut

1:06:17
Unknown_10: Hello? Hello.

Unknown_16: Hello? Yeah, let me just, uh, turn off the stream. Okay. Uh, hello. Hi.

Unknown_16: Uh, don't drink soy. Just avoid it.

Unknown_03: Do you know any victims? Because this is like the third person to call in just to say, please don't drink soy. It will fucking ruin your life. Do you know any victims? No longer by name, but, uh... I've seen people who drink that stuff who haven't turned into these things before.

Unknown_16: But I've never seen someone drink that stuff who isn't a cuck.

1:06:52
Unknown_16: It disables certain thought processes. I don't know how.

Unknown_16: yeah i knew okay this is a true story i'm a uh i knew somebody who was an administrator of my fucking website named katsu kitty and katsu was just like a little dainty gay boy when i when i knew him and very technically wise uh kind of awkward uh but a decent person i trusted a lot and they started drinking soy and now they're a woman

Unknown_03: I want to, I want to, yeah, I've lost somebody. I've lost somebody to fucking soy. Press F for Katsukini, everybody. He went from just a little queer to a fucking freak of nature, and it breaks my heart.

1:07:26
Unknown_16: For one, that, and if possible, eat your meals with onions.

Unknown_03: Yeah, onions are the cure. Onions are anti-soy. If Cosmo just started fucking eating raw onions, like in Holes, the movie Holes, where they're at the very end on the mountain and they're eating onions. If it was like that, he'd be back to Cosmo in a week.

1:07:58
Unknown_03: But yeah, thank you. Is there anything else? I don't know. Take it easy.

Unknown_03: Ratco Falco.

Unknown_12: Hello. Hello.

Unknown_10: Yes.

Unknown_12: Oh, cool.

Unknown_03: You got a take?

Unknown_12: Remove soy from the premises.

Unknown_03: I'm starting up a legion of people who just want to get flamethrowers and burn down soy crops. And apparently the U.S. makes a ton of it. I think it's in California. We just produce more. We export soy to China. That's how much fucking soy we make. And I guess that's why California is so fucked up. They got all that fucking soy around there. They put in all the food to make it cheaper and it turns them all into fucking weirdos. I mean, it's so crazy how like soy a few years ago was like normal, but now it's all like fuck this.

1:08:32
Unknown_03: Yeah. When, when you thought of soy, you thought of a like Chinaman eating it for, for nutrients and shit. But now you have like crazy people trying to cut their dicks off.

1:09:04
Unknown_12: Now it's all like you can drink it and then you turn like your girl. All feminine shit.

Unknown_03: Crazy. And Metachrist, I don't speak Russian. I'm trying to learn, but I don't actually speak it. But yeah, anything else besides the soy?

Unknown_12: Hang to CO.

Unknown_03: No, say that again?

Unknown_12: um i think it like remove the ceo as well this the cl no ceo rob reinhardt oh oh so remove the ceo yeah the ceo the the fucking weirdo that was talking to black science man he's a peddler of the poison all right well thank you take it easy

1:10:01
Unknown_18: Before you bring other people on, I actually have a couple things to bring up. Sure. It's funny, I forgot completely about this shit before you even brought me on. I wrote down, like, three keywords.

Unknown_18: The first one is trans internet weeaboo culture.

Unknown_18: What the fuck? There's something up with the internet. Not everyone agrees with what I think, clearly. There's a lot of people that are right-wing or left-wing or whatever the fuck. But this whole, like, kawaii, like, fucking... trap anime like shit is fucking cancer dude whatever that is like if you don't pace yourself with the shit and you don't just recognize it as some sort of like hobby or culture and you drown yourself in it like r9k would you're part of this fucking narcissus problem well it's not just i don't know if anime has anything to do with it but i i can i can only imagine why a bunch of dispossessed weirdos who stay inside it's not like exclusively anime it's not it's the fucking people that will adopt it's like peter pan syndrome it's like uh you know when you're depressed and you don't feel at home at home you're thinking oh god if only i was in japan everything would be different if i was in japan

1:11:04
Unknown_18: I just have never met anyone that was really sane up there that loved anime and manga in real life. Everyone that, like, they fucking have the little books and the little... Well, fucking Jim watches anime.

Unknown_03: What's up? I'm pretty sure Jim watches anime.

Unknown_18: Oh, okay, okay. I'm not talking about watching anime, I guess, more like a fan... Is he like a fanboy?

Unknown_03: Oh, yeah, no, everybody... Let me just put this... Yeah, I'm gonna put the blanket statement out there. If you have an anime avatar, you are fucked beyond comprehension. There's something wrong with you. Yeah, it's like that.

Unknown_18: It's not the idea. Like, watching something, watching whatever the fuck, a cartoon, or liking something, that's not bad. It's the fucking adopting it and, like, distorting it, you know? It's fucking weird, man. It just sucks that that's what... The culture picked. They picked transgenderism or whatever the fuck. They picked, like, kawaii, like, cutesy fucking shit. Like, what is it? Shota and fucking, what's the other one? Yuri or whatever? I don't fucking know. This is all, it's just all weird degenerate shit that I think people use to make themselves feel better. Like, oh, someone else does it? Like, that's alright. We have a whole Discord full of people that just share these fucking... I got a notification from the forum.

1:11:44
Unknown_03: Somebody with an anime avatar is displeased with my statement. laughter

1:12:18
Unknown_18: Surprise, surprise. It's okay. He can watch his cartoons to cope with it.

Unknown_18: I guess the politics are also a fucking identifying factor. For some reason, the things people like, like when I confronted Cosmo, all his enablers are fans. They all have this sort of And Cosmo says I have a hive mind, right? Which I could agree with, and that's fine. But for some reason, they're... Yeah, I saw in that stream, the guy basically called you an Alex Jones person, which came out of nowhere. Yeah, and I don't watch, I don't support InfoWars. I don't care about it, honestly. I don't mind it. But my thing is, I can say, or I can admit that I'm part of a hive mind being like a hetero, you know, wanting to have kids or wanting to own property and stuff like that. Having a normal fucking life, fine. You know, you can't really shame me for that.

1:12:51
Unknown_20: That's the worst kind of...

Unknown_18: Yeah, but if I tell these, like, fringe group of people, like, there's something wrong with sitting in the computer and, uh, and doing all this shit, and then, on top of that, like, representing this weird, like, uh, this weird sect of leftism that they think, uh, that they think is worthwhile, you know? And it just makes them look bad, dude. They're just digging their hole deeper. They're ruining their politics. It just gives people, like, need more space to shit on them about.

1:13:25
Unknown_03: Yep. Okay. Let me continue. I want to knock these last three out. Baumwolfluker. I think I got that right.

Unknown_19: That was close enough. He didn't want to move me in just because he didn't want to pronounce that one, right?

Unknown_03: No, no, no. I think I... I hope I didn't leave you waiting too long.

Unknown_19: Nah, it's okay.

Unknown_19: So, Alpha God, I've heard you're jealous because my wife was cuter than yours?

1:13:58
Unknown_19: I've never talked to any Europeans, so I don't know who you are. That's fair. Now, listen, boys. What I'm interested in is what do you do when your son comes to you and says to you, Daddy, Daddy, I want to be a woman, Daddy.

Unknown_15: What do you do?

Unknown_19: Are you talking to me?

Unknown_03: I don't know.

Unknown_19: Just give me some input here.

Unknown_19: Who are you asking, though?

Unknown_03: I think that if you're a good parent, it doesn't get to that point. It never happens. You never have that conversation if you do it right.

Unknown_18: There was a guy who was defending trans rights and stuff on Narcissus Discord, and he was a dad. I just use it as bait. I tell him that I'm married and have kids, and I'm not. But he said that he had kids, and I was trying to convince him, like, what do you think of this? Like, would you let your kid be influenced by someone like Narcissin? He immediately backstabbed me. He's like, no, no, of course not. You're actually, you know, I made him think twice or whatever. So if you're pro-trans or pro-whatever degeneracy this shit is, don't fucking have kids.

1:14:34
Unknown_19: You do realize that you won't have full control over your child at all times now?

Unknown_19: Are you trying to tell me that my child is going to come out trans no matter what? No, I'm just trying to inform you about the nature of our civilization.

1:15:06
Unknown_18: Like Josh said, if you're a good parent, your kid's not going to do that. Yeah, well, that's until the trans come out.

Unknown_03: I think what happens with trans people... That's up to the trans dude.

Unknown_18: Look at Cosmo. He's a fucking wreck. He says he has it great with his parents, but I don't think so. No, I think if you are trans... He was feeling about some divorce his parents went through or some shit. I think he hides the emotion like a lot of these people do.

Unknown_03: I think if you're trans, what happens is you feel like it's easier to be a woman than it is to be a man, because men have to take care of you. That's just my thought.

Unknown_19: Yep. Yeah, no, absolutely. We won't posit that for you, but

1:15:41
Unknown_19: I suppose females are looked at as some sort of superior sex in our society because of the way they hold so much reproductive power and are looked after by the media and everything in general. They are praised for every action, women quotas, etc.,

Unknown_18: Are you just playing devil's advocate? Or do you genuinely think that most children have the tendency to become trans? Of course not. Because I don't think most children do. I'm just playing it. What are you going to do when you have a kid and he says, Dad, I don't like Europeans. I want to be American.

Unknown_03: Guys, come on. I don't want to get stuck on this. Thank you for calling in, Wolf. Anything else?

Unknown_19: Okay.

Unknown_18: No, I'm done for now.

Unknown_19: Goodbye. Take it easy.

Unknown_03: Insomniac Turtle.

1:16:24
Unknown_16: What up, dude?

Unknown_03: Nothing much. What's up?

Unknown_16: I just want to say I miss Cosmo.

Unknown_03: Are you an old follower?

Unknown_02: Yeah.

Unknown_02: Have you followed Cosmo all the way up until recently?

Unknown_03: Pretty much.

Unknown_02: I haven't really watched Narcissus stuff.

Unknown_02: But yeah, Cosmo is the best.

Unknown_10: And now he's kind of dead. And it makes me sad.

Unknown_03: That's pretty much it. When did you start following them? What year? I don't know. A long time ago.

1:16:56
Unknown_17: God, dude. Don't make this sound like a funeral. It is a funeral.

Unknown_02: Press F. It kind of is, man. It's bad.

Unknown_02: I watched a lot of his Ocarina stuff. Pretty much just, like, really all of his speedrun stuff, I was around for that. And then kind of just disappeared, and I was like, damn.

Unknown_03: Are you a part of, like, the broader speedrunning community, or?

Unknown_02: Yeah, well, there's not many speedrunners around anymore that I watch, really. I mean, like, there's some, but I feel like a lot of them kind of went away. But I used to watch a shitload of speedruns. A lot of them went trans, right? Yeah. Now they're all just, a lot of them are weird.

1:17:29
Unknown_02: And it made me sad. Now they're all gone. Except for Clint. Clint Stevens. He's my boy. Shout out, Clint. What does he play? Super Mario 64.

Unknown_03: Just out of curiosity, I noticed in the chat somebody mentioned the Cosmo Hop, that little trick I showed at the beginning with the Wind Waker game.

Unknown_03: Do people call it the Narcissa Hop now? Do you know?

1:18:02
Unknown_02: Oh, god. I don't even know what that hop is, but I would hope not. I would really hope not.

Unknown_03: I've heard that Narc wants it to be called the Narcissa Hop, but not many people are obliging it.

Unknown_13: That's sad. It's pretty sad.

Unknown_03: That's really sad.

Unknown_13: All right.

Unknown_03: But yeah, that's all I have. That's all I wanted to say. Well, thanks for calling in. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to hear your community is falling to shit because of fucking weirdos like Cosmo.

Unknown_02: It's upsetting. All right. Bye-bye. Yep, take it easy.

Unknown_18: Hey, Josh, I just had a question for you, man. How do you feel? Because I noticed you try to bring a lot of people on to talk, but some of them don't have their mics up or they just don't know how to talk so good or well.

1:18:35
Unknown_03: They don't have some sort of presence.

Unknown_18: Does that bother you?

Unknown_03: No, you just cycle through them.

Unknown_18: I guess the question is, do you have a lot of people that you know online, maybe through Kiwi Farms or whatever the fuck, that are actually social?

Unknown_03: A lot of people are social. I mean, these aren't Kewpie Farms people. I imagine a lot of them are. I recognize a few names, but many of them are coming from the kill stream and stuff.

1:19:09
Unknown_18: Oh, OK. Yeah, I don't doubt most of them, I guess. It kind of makes me cringe when I feel like when they type, they seem very Like, they have a presence, and then they get on The Voice, and then they just stutter and crumble.

Unknown_03: Well, even I had a little voice. It's just something that you have to learn. Nah, you have a good voice.

Unknown_18: You got your own thing going.

Unknown_03: Such a flatterer. I think Visitor... Well, I was saying that because when I first got on Cosmos Bloodsports, I didn't really know what the fuck to talk about, and I understand why people do that.

1:19:41
Unknown_18: It's just like a practice, I guess. It happens.

Unknown_03: Visitor, again.

Unknown_09: Hey, I just had to come back on the comment on this kawaii anime tranny cult thing. Global Corporate Homo. There's something to that. This really reminds me...

Unknown_09: It really reminds me of, like, the zoo sadist thing that happened, like, just a little while ago. All that came out. This is, like, under the surface, like, bubbling just under the surface, and people need to, like... Like, if you're involved in, like, the anime community or whatever, you know, whatever form that takes, like, if you're in these circles... like watch out for this shit well it's the same with the furries the furries are all fucked up and they make everybody who joins and it's just like a it's this weird fucking degenerate like basement internet shit and there's nothing like that in a way that kind of made the culture right younger kids there was a thing with uh r9k wasn't there that was the thing that really spooked me r9k had like a tranny cult or something weird There was this little Discord server that people would get invited into, and they... Oh, you had to... You had to share nudes with them, right? Oh, you're talking about the, uh... Fuck, I know... And they would blackmail you with the nudes, and... What's the guy... Oh, Reiko or Ryko or whatever. Something like that. Yeah. And they would make you take... Like, go on hormone therapy or something.

1:20:20
Unknown_18: Well, that's the problem, the content- So that they wouldn't send this stuff to your family, like, that's- that- that's- that's obviously not, like, that's, like, one thing.

1:21:16
Unknown_09: But I think the whole thing that I'm talking about is bigger than that, and it's not- it's not whole, it's, like- Yeah, it's, like, it's- The problem is, like, the content isn't inherently bad, right?

Unknown_18: Like, you can watch Naruto or whatever the fuck Chinese cartoon you watch, and that's fine, but when you have these group of people that will prey on- on- on someone that has, like,

Unknown_18: The tendencies to do what you do as far as being like a shut-in as far as being like this Isolated like male like Cosmo would be that that's scary. That's beyond.

Unknown_09: It's there are predatory people That's politics like that's some that's big shit And that's why I don't know.

Unknown_18: I think that's what stuff like this happens though, honestly Like the stream right now we're talking about Cosmo and shit and

1:22:02
Unknown_03: Alright, anything else? It brought us here. I'm sorry for being so quiet. I'm trying to get Narc to join. I don't think they will, but I want them to.

Unknown_18: I hope they do, because it sucks.

Unknown_18: Like I said, I did the Bloodsports thing, then I stopped watching for fucking however many months.

Unknown_00: And when I got on, he just seemed a little bit more unkempt and a little bit more crazy and...

Unknown_18: When he talks outside of his enablers, if it's like a one-on-one conversation, you can probably get through to him, but the problem is he's so locked away deep in that fucking castle of his. He doesn't, you know, he always says he wants something but doesn't do anything.

1:22:34
Unknown_09: Narcissism doesn't interact with people in, like, a real way anymore. Like, you watch, like, Cosmo here, the interaction with the chat, and he seems so much more, like, direct and real.

Unknown_09: It's, like, veiled behind this, well, character, I don't know, just nothing, nothing seems, you can't really take anything he says as, like, at face value.

Unknown_09: Like, he's trying to give an impression more than he is trying to, like, just speak his mind.

1:23:10
Unknown_18: Well, the problem with that is, like, the, uh, the same thing with the degenerate content. Like, at the beginning, it's alright, it's just content, but towards the end, it's a slippery slope, you end up falling into this fucking hole. if you let yourself at least you know like there's transgender streamers let himself have fun again exactly he's like he's not letting himself have fun yeah it's him and isn't and it's funny because i think i actually got him to understand a little bit he's been uh broken a bit because of that paradox that i've laid out uh i'm i always use the word like hetero and uh and alpha it's kind of just like an identifier real quick i'm just gonna i'm gonna join the free-for-all channel if you guys want to follow me and i'm gonna let you guys talk anybody that wants to talk for the next five minutes or so and then i'm gonna close it down because i am i am trying to get them to to join and then i i would really i would really love it if i get them to get them to join so yeah that'd be good hi valke hey buddy that's right about

1:24:10
Unknown_06: Fuck, that's a face and a voice that could make a diamond go flaccid now.

Unknown_03: Yeah, I think you said that in chat, and it is. Narcan does not look like a woman. They looked like a goofy weirdo when they were younger than a guy. Dude, that's scary.

Unknown_09: You better be nice. You better be nice.

Unknown_06: Put a ginger wig on that thing. Stick it down in a sewer grate. Give it some red balloons. It'll abduct kids.

Unknown_10: I would love it.

Unknown_03: I would. Hey, Josh.

1:24:49
Unknown_14: Our good friend Kenny Jones is in the discussion.

Unknown_03: I'm so sick of Kenny. Kenny, go away. He's going to start stalking me now. I know.

Unknown_09: He's stalking you now.

Unknown_03: I'm not sending any outlines, Kenny.

Unknown_09: Go away.

Unknown_03: It's not happening.

Unknown_03: Have you ever noticed how long your cape's been... Oh, shit.

Unknown_13: Narcissa put glasses on.

Unknown_06: Sexy. To make it look better. Detracting from those harsh lines of its cheekbone and jaws.

1:25:24
Unknown_03: Somebody said that the audio's chopping. That's just my computer dying. Just so you know.

Unknown_08: I know what we can do. We can get Kenny to meet up with Narcissa.

Unknown_08: Oh. That's beautiful.

Unknown_10: I like Just so you guys know, I actually befriended Narcissa, and he's dealing with this paradox of someone who doesn't agree with anything he believes in.

Unknown_06: Oh, god bless his little heart. Oh, come on, you have enough content to keep this stream going.

1:25:56
Unknown_13: Thanks, Cosmo.

Unknown_06: Wouldn't it be great, though, if Cosmo came on? I don't think they are.

Unknown_03: I've been playing it in the background. I had to cut it off because it was causing audio issues. But, like, that dead, vacant fucking stare, that's literally what they do all the fucking time. That's their entire stream. And it's for nine hours a day. He does that for nine hours a fucking day. Yeah, with less than ten viewers. They could talk about the engine that the game runs in, they could talk about the history of the developers, like, they could do all sorts. They call it the Soylent Stare. They just stare.

1:26:28
Unknown_06: Like they've got fucking PTSD or something.

Unknown_03: Yeah, it's really sad. It does make me a little bit sad.

Unknown_06: Hey, so that Discord you were talking about earlier where they take someone's nudes and cuck them into HRT, is that really a thing? I don't believe you.

Unknown_08: I don't think it is. I was around there, especially in the R9 gay servers. Well, not servers, in the... threads and i never heard anything about that until like i can actually i can actually confirm that there's a secret cabal out there trying to trying to turn fortune as a true trend saying oh if you don't go on hrt or if you don't go out get srs

1:27:18
Unknown_08: You're going to kill yourself. That's the belief of any fucking trainee, dude.

Unknown_09: Alright, guys.

Unknown_08: Calm down. One at a time. I do think, yeah, they do say that.

Unknown_03: I think they want to drag down everybody too, as miserable as they are.

Unknown_03: uh in terms of yeah there's no organized movement per se but they all just believe the same shit and every fucking straight guy that is too straight they're just all like oh they're trying to fuck me and it's so fucking creepy no they're actually doing gay discord ops they're actually doing gay discord ops it's literal guys come on

1:27:54
Unknown_03: I think I was holding out. I was hoping that Narc would come on, but I don't think it's happening.

Unknown_17: Listen, listen. He's going to come on or she's going to come on. She wants you to fucking beg for it. He's fucking weird like that.

Unknown_03: I'm not going to beg for it. You can fuck off.

Unknown_05: Please!

Unknown_03: Please, come on! I'll buy you a full year's worth of Soylent, Narcissa, if you come on.

Unknown_05: I'll buy you a full year's worth of Soylent, Narcissa, if you come on.

Unknown_08: I'll buy you a full year's worth of Soylent, Narcissa, if you come on.

Unknown_06: I'll buy you a full year's worth of Soylent, Narcissa, if you come on. I'll buy you a full year's worth of Soylent, Narcissa, if you come on. I'll buy you a full year's worth of Soylent, Narcissa, if you come on.

1:28:27
Unknown_03: I'll buy you a full year's worth of Soylent, Narcissa, if you come on. I'll buy you a full year's worth of Soylent, Narcissa, if you come on. I'll buy you a full year's worth of Soylent, Narcissa, if you come on. I'll buy you a full year's worth of

Unknown_18: No, I told him that a couple times. I'd be like, does it turn you on if I say I'll choke you and kick you in the ribs?

Unknown_03: That's gay. You might as well just fuck him at that.

Unknown_06: That's really gay. Holy shit.

Unknown_03: Coming from a faggot to like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Power cage. That's what it's coming to. I'm going to have to cut it there because I don't think... You know what they'll do? NARC will probably watch this and do like a reaction video to it, but they're not going to come on live. You're not gonna come on live. I love your knock, I want to suck your feminine penis.

1:29:00
Unknown_19: Dude, he's like at a crossroads.

Unknown_18: Two days ago he was suicide baiting and he was serious. I think he was serious this time because there was no viewers and it was like 4 in the morning.

Unknown_18: He's at a crossroads between suicide, between stopping streaming, having a normal life, stay streaming and becoming homeless, or I think just fucking... I think they'll pull themselves.

1:29:35
Unknown_06: I've got a few questions for Narcissa. Like, how do you get into the rafters that you hang from to sleep at night? Do you use a scissor lift or just incantations?

Unknown_03: They can turn into a bat and fly up there.

Unknown_06: Ah, there you go. See? Incantations.

Unknown_03: All right.

Unknown_06: I'm going to cut it there. Do you use a bowling pin as a dilator?

Unknown_14: No bully. No bully. Thanks, guys.

Unknown_03: Okay. Now that it's nice and quiet, let's do one final video for those of you who stuck through with that. My favorite video probably of all time.

1:30:07
Unknown_03: And let's call it a wrap.

Unknown_07: I'm, I'm, out of my, out of my mind, out of my fucking mind, I'm, I'm, out of my fucking mind, out of my fucking mind, my, my, my, I'm, out of my fucking mind, out of my, my, my, my, my, my, I'm, I'm, out of my fucking mind, out of my fucking mind, mind, I'm. out of my fucking mind gg golly oh my i was doing fine once upon a time til my brain left and it didn't say bye don't look at me wrong i'm out of my mind like lady gaga bobby fisher combined so paranoid of espionage i'm watching my doors and checking my blinds my brain's on vacation they're telling me and i'm bipolar to the severity and i need medication apparently and some electro-compulsive therapy i am a rebel but yes i'm so militant still i am eligible for disabilities i am psychotic but there is no remedy this is not figurative this is literally These people so dumb, I go to the mental facility See, man, I'm so out there, I slap fives with VT, slap fives I don't need a feature, they don't want me eating a mullet cart when I'm on this beat If you feel the same as me, then you gotta agree I'm out of my mind, out of my, out of my mind Out of my fucking mind, I'm, I'm, out of my fucking mind Out of my, my, my, my, my, my, my, I'm Out of my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, I'm Out of my fucking mind, out of my fucking mind, mind